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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject the backseat and the barber shop. We'll get into that,

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about, and just a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But right now it is the nephew and the frank

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Speaker 1: phone call, which got for its map today as you're

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Speaker 1: not last. Yeah, you know that always kills me have healing.

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Speaker 1: How which way is? I could do any movie? That's

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Speaker 1: the one I want to do. All right there, let

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Speaker 1: me let me play three people. Which way is up?

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Speaker 1: Preaching old man and myself? We'll pack If you're listening

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Speaker 1: to me, I could pull it off if you let

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Speaker 1: me have baby? Which way is up? The remake? All right?

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Speaker 1: This right here? Buckle up and get ready, y'all. This

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Speaker 1: right here is lunchtime date lunchtime, Dave cat Dog. If

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Speaker 1: you would hellove, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh

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Speaker 1: tech speak to Alan Alan? Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo?

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Speaker 1: This Derek Man. It took us out, bro. You are

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Speaker 1: Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah, something wrong? No no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no. I work this like I said this,

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Speaker 1: Derek Man, I work with your wife Rachel. Right, you

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Speaker 1: used you're supervisor something. I mean, you just this about

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Speaker 1: work something. I mean she's doing a good job and everything.

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Speaker 1: She ain't back Oh no, no, no, everything is straight. Man,

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Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with

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Speaker 1: the job. This this right here, man is like what

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Speaker 1: I know this man, And it's you know, it just

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Speaker 1: seems like every single day, you know, while she's on

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Speaker 1: her lunch break, it seems like you know, you would

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Speaker 1: whole hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know,

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Speaker 1: just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct

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Speaker 1: with you. It just seems like you just cutting in

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Speaker 1: with her. What woll whoa whoa whoa hel hold hold

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Speaker 1: up on me, hold up, hold up, broke way you

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Speaker 1: what are you doing at lunch with my lady? Sons?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, we're just we're just spending time,

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Speaker 1: you know, doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude.

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Speaker 1: You know that rude rude you you Okay, first of all,

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Speaker 1: that's my lady, Okay, I can call her whenever the

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Speaker 1: I feel like, Paulina, that's what I pay for them

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Speaker 1: phone deal. I bought that iPhone five I could get whenever. Please.

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Speaker 1: All right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with

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Speaker 1: a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to be at work. No, we are at work.

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Speaker 1: We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You know,

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Speaker 1: it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: having lunch together, and she talking to you the whole

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Speaker 1: UK What's what's your name? Be? Getting my name there? Derek? Derek?

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Speaker 1: All right there? You work at the same building, now, okay,

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Speaker 1: you you would work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm at the job and you'll work in the same

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Speaker 1: flows I can find come and see you. Games about

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Speaker 1: to jump off way way different for you, straight up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So len let me ask you something, man, What is

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Speaker 1: the big deal? I'm just trying. Okay, look like you

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Speaker 1: don't see her. You look like you don't see her

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Speaker 1: when she gets home, you know. So why is this

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Speaker 1: so important that you waste the whole hour of lush

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Speaker 1: and holding up? And any wasted ain't waste month. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you go out and good and then you ain't got

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Speaker 1: to worry about sitting up in front of me. Lady,

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Speaker 1: that's my wife. I walked down the hour with that.

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Speaker 1: We got kids, we got a house, We take care

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Speaker 1: that he helped me hold it down. And this you

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Speaker 1: you you ain't you know it's like you you don't

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Speaker 1: why why don't you do this? Take take this device

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Speaker 1: and see what it works. Have it works for you?

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Speaker 1: Go to cub church, library, grocery stole, wherever fin your

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Speaker 1: yet and you get you a chick. You gave her

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. That's what I did. That's

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Speaker 1: how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to sit up there in front of lunch

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Speaker 1: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what, bro It may not be today, it may

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Speaker 1: be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna see me me.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have none of this phone conversation. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a face to face you through all of saying, Man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. I'm done, okay,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it's every day you call it. Man,

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Speaker 1: what do you want life to post? To talk to

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Speaker 1: every guy to day? That's what I really dude. You

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Speaker 1: know what I knows about that because you were You

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Speaker 1: highlight something treat You don't know what it is to

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Speaker 1: put in work like a real man, dude, to actually

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Speaker 1: hold down a home, pay the bills, everything, the family,

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Speaker 1: the kicking, fixing the yards and fences, and you don't

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Speaker 1: know nothing about that. All you know about it. You know,

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Speaker 1: wife can't even go to work without like you, trying

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Speaker 1: to step a and don't mean no guy because but

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Speaker 1: that's okay. Like I promise you, I wonna be there.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what this house this is gonna go.

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Speaker 1: It may not be the night, but it's definitely not

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Speaker 1: gonna go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you and I can't.

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Speaker 1: What's what's your say? Held me? It's I would come

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Speaker 1: see you by tomorrow? Son? You mean you Derek? That's

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Speaker 1: your name right, Derek? My name? My name is there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my wife's face. I'm gonna do Rachel when I see it.

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Speaker 1: You can please believe that. Please believe that talked to

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Speaker 1: her about a little friend at lunch and like the

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Speaker 1: how getting my nub anyway? I got still know how

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Speaker 1: to rate your phone. But that's besides the phone phone, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Ain't that cool? I don't think. I ain't never heard

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Speaker 1: of him dance before the day. And what's sudden you

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Speaker 1: Just what it is. I don't know how you just

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Speaker 1: do friendly? I know about all that. You ain't fulling me.

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Speaker 1: You got know like you who pray on very women

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Speaker 1: all the time because they like you. But that's like

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Speaker 1: I said, it's gonna change, promise you, okay, does here's

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Speaker 1: Here's what you don't know. What you all know is

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Speaker 1: is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on the more than

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Speaker 1: me Tommy. Tommy, Tommy is always pushing up on her.

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Speaker 1: Tommy the one you need to be worried about. You

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Speaker 1: left Tommy Who who Tommy dog dog dog nephew Tommy. Man,

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Speaker 1: check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harpard Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to pray

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Speaker 1: phone called you. Oh y'all? Did me? Maney, I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: come down to you, may I am now. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna who well you know, and I think I'm burn

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Speaker 1: this my prediction. Somebody gonnack you up for real? Y'all.

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Speaker 1: You just played to man, y'all tripping a man? Check

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Speaker 1: it out. You gotta tell me this man. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Only the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? Man? Of course? Talk to me, man,

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Speaker 1: Talk to me man? What do I mean when you're

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Speaker 1: calling every day? Man? What do you want? What do

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Speaker 1: you want? You just to hound? What do you want?

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Speaker 1: Don't my wife's son Derek may not be but you

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Speaker 1: definitely ain't going past tomorrow. I'm turning the home building

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Speaker 1: down on you. Trying to have lunch with your wife,

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Speaker 1: and here you come calling. What do you say? He told,

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Speaker 1: he said, it may not be to day, but it

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Speaker 1: definitely ain't going past Tomorrow's time to gonna see me close. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know guys like you're sitting around trying to pray

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Speaker 1: up on people's wives and stuff. Why they ain't around.

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Speaker 1: I've seen your all unique roads need to get y'all sells,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, that's all right, that's all right.

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Speaker 1: We we we'll deal with it. Don't worry about we'll

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Speaker 1: deal with it. And heard people say those exact words.

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Speaker 1: Do you're gonna see me? Oh, you're gonna see might

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Speaker 1: not be it ain't gonna go past to marrow, but

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Speaker 1: you're gonna see me bout. You're gonna see me. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna see me bout Saturday night. You're gonna see me.

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Speaker 1: Act a dog gone fool Saturday night on that stage

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Speaker 1: Julie Rodgers theater. Baby gott you take his left. The

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Speaker 1: nephew is coming to town. You're gonna see me. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna sleep. Everybody don't get to see stupid like this,

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Speaker 1: you go see me. We see it every day. Thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject the back Seat, and

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Speaker 1: the Barbershop. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.