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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and they say, out

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Speaker 1: of all of Earth's creatures, the worst animal to get

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Speaker 1: sick is the giraffe. Why because it probably takes them

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Speaker 1: four hours to throw up. It's coming, It's coming, here,

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Speaker 1: it comes. Do you care about the plight of sick giraffes?

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Speaker 2: I know I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll find out what my co hosts care about

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Speaker 1: when we do a brand new care don't care where

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Speaker 1: I read a catchy headline and see if my co

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Speaker 1: hosts want to hear about it or not.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into your first one.

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Speaker 1: The extremely petty cheating revenge story that maybe went way

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Speaker 1: too far.

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Speaker 3: You are just delivering to us cares.

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Speaker 1: There's a forty year old woman from Illinois named Jen

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Speaker 1: Lay who not too long ago broke up with her

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Speaker 1: boyfriend because she discovered secret messages.

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Speaker 2: On his phone between him and other women.

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Speaker 1: God.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it wasn't a good breakup. Pretty salty

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Speaker 2: between them, yeah for sure.

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Speaker 1: Nevertheless, they went their separate ways till three months later

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Speaker 1: when her ex reached out again, not to get back together.

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Speaker 2: He needed a favor. Oh God, get out of here,

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Speaker 2: he said, I'm dating a new woman now. No, that's

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Speaker 2: how you started.

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Speaker 1: And I would really love if she could cook my

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Speaker 1: late mother's famous pizza recipe, which apparently Jen's still had

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Speaker 1: from their relationship.

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Speaker 3: She should give that bag and he doesn't. Why would

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Speaker 3: he put the woman in there like just say hey,

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Speaker 3: can I.

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Speaker 2: Have that back?

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Speaker 1: Well, he's not going to cook it himself. He wants

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend to do it for it or she would

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Speaker 1: probably say you cook pretty typical of a man there.

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Speaker 3: Well, she has the recipe, she should give it back.

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Speaker 2: Well, that request made Jen angry.

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Speaker 1: You see her, he never really apologized enough for his

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Speaker 1: secret messages and suspected infidelity, so she decided to do

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Speaker 1: something different. Instead of giving him back his dead mom's

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Speaker 1: pizza recipe, she went and posted it online for everybody

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Speaker 1: to see.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's worse than a stress.

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Speaker 3: Why is that bad? Though?

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Speaker 2: Then he can get it.

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Speaker 1: Like it's a secret, it's a secret family recipe.

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Speaker 3: If it was so secret, he's giving it out to

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Speaker 3: every girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Willy nilly, Like, come on.

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Speaker 1: Brooks supports the woman who outed the dead mom's recipe.

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Speaker 2: Instead of giving it back to the family, he's getting

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Speaker 2: it back.

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Speaker 1: Well, the boyfriend was obviously upset. Jen said well, your

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Speaker 1: new girlfriend can read it now. It's up on my Facebook,

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Speaker 1: so she could visit it anytime she wants. The petty

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Speaker 1: revenge story went viral, got thousands of comments. Ninety nine

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Speaker 1: point nine percent of people were saying she is a cruel,

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Speaker 1: horrible person for weaponizing his dead mom's recipe, although one

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Speaker 1: person did say they attempted the recipe and apparently they

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Speaker 1: thought it called for too much sauce.

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Speaker 2: Just a small critique, Yeah, wasn't quite as good. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't want, I don't injury. But let's go to

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Speaker 2: your next headline, the kitchen life hack.

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Speaker 1: You'll laugh about first, then say, okay, I probably should

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Speaker 1: be doing that.

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Speaker 2: Actually care, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, if you're gonna read this pizza recipe right.

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Speaker 2: Now, I care.

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Speaker 3: I care.

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Speaker 1: You've heard of using baking soda in your fridge to

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Speaker 1: get rid of bad smells. Yeah, it's the common like

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Speaker 1: eighties nineties trick your mom used to pull. Well, now

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Speaker 1: that is out the window because a lot of people

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Speaker 1: are using a different method that's gaining a ton of

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Speaker 1: popularity on TikTok, where you put unused rolls of toilet

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Speaker 1: paper in your fridge.

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Speaker 3: What what like you're gonna open the toilet paper and

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Speaker 3: there's just a roll sit in there.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: According to experts, that role of two ply Sharman Ultrasoft

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Speaker 1: can actually soak up the smells of that six week

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Speaker 1: old tuna casse role better than the baking soda.

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Speaker 3: No way.

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Speaker 1: Now is it the most visually appealing site when you

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Speaker 1: go to the fridge to get yourself a sandwich and

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Speaker 1: see a bunch of bath tissue. You know, but apparently

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Speaker 1: it's really good it absorbering the moisture in the air

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Speaker 1: that leads to mold and mildew and bad smells.

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Speaker 3: Or interesting.

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Speaker 1: Imagine having company over and being like, hey, can someone

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Speaker 1: get me some toilet paper from the fridge please? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: experts say you probably shouldn't use it in the bathroom

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Speaker 1: after you've left it in the fridge for a few months.

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Speaker 3: I mean, desperate times, desperate measures, Jeff, I mean you

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Speaker 3: get me out without any tpe in the house, I'm

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Speaker 3: probably still gonna I mean.

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Speaker 2: There is an extra bonus though.

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Speaker 1: One person said if you put your toilet paper in

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Speaker 1: the freezer, it can be used as an effective ice

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Speaker 1: pack that maintains its chill for up to eight hours.

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Speaker 2: That's what they say.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with normal ice packs? I hate this because

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Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna probably go home and the fridge and

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Speaker 3: see what happens.

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Speaker 1: It's not only normal to do it now, it's cool said.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it says so much about your cooking.

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Speaker 3: If you open their fridge there's a roller toilet paper, like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna need both of these after dinner's over.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next headline and the award for

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Speaker 1: the most insanely passion in it.

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift fans go to care. Don't care what I

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Speaker 2: care care, no question.

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is one of the most dedicated, rabid fan

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Speaker 1: bases in the entire world. But if you think Swifties

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Speaker 1: here are intense, the ones in Argentina are next level.

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Speaker 1: Because Taylor just did three shows in Buenos Aires last

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Speaker 1: weekend and fans were so excited, so desperate to get

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Speaker 1: front row they were camping outside of the stadium in tents,

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Speaker 1: which not super unusual to see fans camp out for

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Speaker 1: a few days or even like a week or two,

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Speaker 1: but the Swifties and Argentina were camping there for five

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Speaker 1: months before the concert. They set up back in June

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Speaker 1: and have been living out by the stadium intents ever since.

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Speaker 1: They do work. That's the crazy part, since they still

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Speaker 1: had to go to work and you know, go home

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Speaker 1: and see their families. Occasionally, they'd set up an internal

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Speaker 1: spreadsheet to keep track of who was allowed to come

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Speaker 1: and go, so nobody lost their spot in line and

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Speaker 1: nobody could gain spots ahead.

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Speaker 3: See this is what happens when you put like rabid

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Speaker 3: female fans in charge.

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Speaker 2: They came up with a system.

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Speaker 1: Right, They had a whole ranking system, yes, for when

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Speaker 1: the doors finally did open. The longer that you were

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Speaker 1: in the tent, the higher the chances of being towards

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Speaker 1: the front of the line.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if there was some undercutting, like people trying

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Speaker 3: to like drive others crazy just to get them to leave.

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Speaker 1: One twenty one year old woman who has to stay

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Speaker 1: anonymous because she didn't want her dad to find out,

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Speaker 1: said quote, I usually just told my parents I was

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Speaker 1: out at the park or visiting a friend who lives

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Speaker 1: near the stadium. I never told them I was living

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Speaker 1: on the street for months waiting to.

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Speaker 2: See Taylor Argentina. Does Taylor Swift a little bit different?

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Speaker 2: That is crazy?

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Speaker 1: And finally, Jeff's joke of the day care don't care,

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Speaker 1: I care. How do you measure how hot a red

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Speaker 1: hot chili pepper is? Give it away, give it away,

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Speaker 1: give it away now? Yeah yeah right, Julie Steppers if

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Speaker 1: I did a Taylor Swift song and that was careen,

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Speaker 1: don't care your phone tap is coming up.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,