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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm h Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. It's the

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast is yeah, yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: making sure. H Here if you're wondering, is Froggy. And

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Speaker 1: there's Danielle. I see Diana in the background. Hid yet,

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Speaker 1: And there's uh straight Nate, and there's Gandhi and Scary.

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Speaker 1: We're looking up Scary's nose pretty nice. There's Scotty b

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Speaker 1: and there's Garrett, and there's Brody in the day and

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Speaker 1: high Brody in the DN. Good morning, Elvis in the

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Speaker 1: spot in front of the TV screen. Yes, alright, so

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Speaker 1: here we are. What do we do? I mean we

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Speaker 1: had yesterday off. We have a four day work week. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I actually thought we were on vacation already, which is

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Speaker 1: to be honest, like over the weekend, I was like,

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Speaker 1: Yet it was like already in vacation. When it was

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Speaker 1: really weird with Danielle, I have senioritis. I got that

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Speaker 1: jump start. I was at the beach, I was hanging

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Speaker 1: out at an outdoor concert, was in a pool on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: Sunday with my friends already on vacation. Oh yeah, we

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Speaker 1: gotta go back for three days, four days. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was tough, that bad. I mean, look at the job

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Speaker 1: you have to come back to. It's really miserable. Thankful.

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Speaker 1: It could be a lot worse. Yeah, imagine to perform

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Speaker 1: it could be a lot worse. Well, alright, so where

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Speaker 1: do we go? What do you want to do on

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Speaker 1: the podcast today? Well, okay, I can't hear it your

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Speaker 1: microphones one on what Hello? I thought it'd be kind

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Speaker 1: of interesting if since we had somebody used the brown

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Speaker 1: word twice, well they said ship, I could say that

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Speaker 1: right right? Um, explain how that dump button works for

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Speaker 1: the people. I don't think we want to put people

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Speaker 1: in the curtain to see down real fast. I don't

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Speaker 1: think that's a good idea at all. Okay, explain. I

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Speaker 1: just think it's interesting that we have this technology where

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Speaker 1: people hear us eighteen seconds after we actually speak exactly

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Speaker 1: Like it boggles your mind when you think about it.

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Speaker 1: Say this in a little box for eight seconds. It's

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Speaker 1: like radio DVR. Yeah, but if you tell them they

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Speaker 1: can you not hear Scotty head from Scottie B Dude

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're no. I was just saying, if you

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Speaker 1: actually tell them how it works, someone's going to call

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Speaker 1: up and go the fucking then we're fucked, you know

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Speaker 1: what you're We just make it very clear we're not fucked.

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Speaker 1: We have plenty, plenty of those power and there's no

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Speaker 1: there's no one who can get through that. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I find it interesting that Scotty didn't want us to

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Speaker 1: tell people how our system worked, but instead he told

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Speaker 1: people how to beat the system. No, no, no, I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything else. Well, you know what

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Speaker 1: we're technically supposed to do. We're supposed to hit the

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Speaker 1: button and then take the collar off. That is technically

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Speaker 1: what we're supposed to do, right, so we will do that.

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Speaker 1: What they're saying is somebody fucked up today? Is that

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. No, I'm not saying any I mean,

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Speaker 1: we give the listener the benefit of the doubt once

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Speaker 1: the second time, I feel like they are in hot water.

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Speaker 1: We're all good. We're all good. We have no problem

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Speaker 1: with our dump system. So feel free to uh listen

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Speaker 1: every day and feel safe. In fact, we can crank

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Speaker 1: it up. We could be on a full hour. We

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Speaker 1: dump so you you don't getting hear the words ship

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Speaker 1: or fuck at eighteen seconds. If somebody says ship for

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Speaker 1: one day Elvis said fuck. It was like almost nobody

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Speaker 1: it as an adjective now describes oh my god, this food.

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Speaker 1: But that's not that's not the way you think that

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Speaker 1: your mom made the best in you're a mom, Fox, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can have those mother sun conversations like spending. He's like,

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Speaker 1: The way he said is everything you're going to tell

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Speaker 1: thank you, Scary. What are we done? I think we

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