1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Ay kity misconnections. That was me staring. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 2: One is that the annual running with Scissors five K right. 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: At the butter turn where the pavement is nice and greasy. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: Look out, I'm. 6 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: Falling in love. 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 2: The other is on the buttery pages of craigslist dot org. 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer. 10 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: Like, what just that five k? 11 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 2: It's like my mom's worst fears. 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: Let's sign up for it next year and fall in love. 13 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 2: Let's go to your first misconnection titled love at first 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: listing Man for Woman forty one open house, he says, 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 2: I walked into your house and asked how much the 16 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 2: toaster oven was, and that's when I saw you. Dude, 17 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 2: I feel them, like, you know, these people are moving, 18 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 2: like maybe they'll sell something I am. You were dressed 19 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 2: in the business ye with long blondish brownish hair, a 20 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 2: buttoned up suit jacket, and you handed me your card. 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 2: Turns out it wasn't a garage sale. It was an 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 2: open house, and you were the real tour. You asked 23 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 2: if I wanted a tour. I obliged and I will 24 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,639 Speaker 2: admit it was a peach of a place. 25 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 1: You did a great job, so hospitable. 26 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 2: You even let me test the shower echo by yelling 27 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 2: my name while standing inside it. 28 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: It was important. 29 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: I do apologize for the kitchen confusion though I thought 30 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 2: it was okay to snack on the wet food in 31 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 2: the fridge, but you told me the family still lived there, 32 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 2: and you're pretty sure that was their cat's dinner. 33 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: Why he said wet food. 34 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 2: We ended the tour quicker than I wanted, and that's 35 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 2: when I asked if you had any other houses on 36 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 2: the market with soundproof basements. 37 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: Okay, do you know what shocking is? This probably isn't 38 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: the weirdest person she's given a tour too. 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 2: You looked at me odd, and that's when I told 40 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 2: you I was in a band. 41 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: I'm not a kidnapper. Oh good, next time. 42 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 2: But I'm not sure you heard me. You already opened 43 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 2: the door for me to leave. Anyways, if you see this, 44 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 2: we're playing a show in the park of this Sunday, 45 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 2: you should come out. 46 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: We're in a Tellatubby's cover band that signed Benson. That 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: sounds safe. 48 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to your next misconnection. Titled Crazy Stupid 49 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 2: Splits Oho thirty nine, Woman for Man, Lucky Strike Lanes. 50 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 2: Hey to the hunk of a man I met at 51 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 2: the bowling alley last Tuesday during singles night. I'm curious, 52 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 2: are you really that bad at the sport? Or did 53 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 2: you let me win on purpose? Okay, because you're hot, 54 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 2: but not I can be horrific at bowling. 55 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: Hot. 56 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to You have to have some 57 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 2: good looks to make up for your game. 58 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. Hold on, I'm getting ahead of myself. 59 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: I was the lady you got paired with down on 60 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: lane twelve, you know, the one with the smell. 61 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: Tell me it was perfume. It's not my fault. 62 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 2: I broke my wrist three months ago and the doctor 63 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 2: hasn't changed. 64 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: My cast yet, so she smelled. I explained that to 65 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: you already. Lol. 66 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 2: During our twenty minute game, we got to know each 67 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 2: other and I even played a prank on you by 68 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 2: filling your ball holes with vasolene. What I read in 69 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 2: Women's World magazine that guys like getting a good prank 70 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 2: from their lady. 71 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: Yew, it's not a sense of humor. Let's give her 72 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: some credit. Can you imagine putting your fingers into a 73 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: public bowling ball, and that's when dream come true. She 74 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: goes on. 75 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 2: We ended our time by sharing a plate of nachos, 76 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 2: and I appreciate you not judging me when I covered 77 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 2: them and mustard and ketchup. 78 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 1: That's how I grew up. 79 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 2: Anyways, after our game, I got paired up with a 80 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 2: real loser named Craig. Yes, all he wanted to do 81 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 2: was make jokes about putting his stuff over the blower fan, 82 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 2: telling me it needed to cool down. 83 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: And that. 84 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 2: I liked you. Instead, write me back. My cast is 85 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 2: coming off in two weeks. That's from Hollie. I can't 86 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 2: believe he didn't sign it and leave his phone numbers. 87 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: We're two for two on winters today. Let's go to 88 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: your next misconnection. 89 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 2: Titled Let's Make Our Love Permanent thirty three Man for 90 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 2: woman Tattoo Parlor Tattoo. 91 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 1: He says. 92 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 2: When we met, the first thing I thought was Wow, 93 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 2: you have a lot of tattoos. I was waiting for 94 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 2: my appointment. When you sat across from me, I could 95 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: not stop staring. You were a tall, lanky woman dressed 96 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 2: in shredded clothes and black lipstick. I was fascinated with 97 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 2: the book tat on your left forearm. It had snakes 98 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 2: coming out of it and was titled Satan's Diy Book 99 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 2: of Fun So Edgy I tried to ask you about it, 100 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 2: but you ignored me and hid behind your long dark 101 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 2: care That's when I took the open seat next to 102 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 2: you and asked if you wanted to know the history 103 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 2: behind mine Nike Swoosh tattoo. 104 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: Oh, he says. 105 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,919 Speaker 2: You told me no, thanks, so I asked if I 106 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 2: could get you a cup of coffee. You silently nodded yes, 107 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 2: So I brought one back to you, and you poured 108 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 2: it directly into the plant next to us. 109 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: Anybody else feel bad for the plant? Yeah, he says, 110 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: I like that you have a heart for mother Earth. 111 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. 112 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,919 Speaker 2: At one point I got the courage to tell you 113 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 2: about my new tattoo. It's a potato in the shape 114 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 2: of a couch, A couch potato, and get it. 115 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone's gonna get that when they see it. Yeah. 116 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 2: Was cracking up just explaining it to you anyway, even 117 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 2: though you didn't laugh. I feel like we have a 118 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 2: similar sense of humor. After you laughed, I asked one 119 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 2: of the people at the front count of your name, 120 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 2: but they looked too scared to tell me. So if 121 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 2: you see this, please right back. I'd love to know 122 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:16,280 Speaker 2: if you're into singled dads. Oh oh, that signed Robbie 123 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 2: left there. 124 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 1: It sounds like this one had a lot of maternal instincts. 125 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: They could be a good fit. Robbie sounds like he's 126 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,359 Speaker 1: a good dad. Yeah. Those are your Craigslist misconnections for 127 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.