Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels Second date update. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today thinks he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back because of what he chose to eat
Speaker 1: for dinner. And let me tell you, when you guys
Speaker 1: hear what he ate for dinner, you're going to agree
Speaker 1: because it's crazy. I can't believe that he would actually
Speaker 1: do this on a date. It's nuts out of control,
Speaker 1: I think, actually, I think it's gonna blow my mind
Speaker 1: here in a second. His name is Kyle, Kyle, how
Speaker 1: are you. I'm doing all right? I don't think what
Speaker 1: I ate on the date with Hey, Hey, hey, But
Speaker 1: before we get into your crazy dinner choice, I first
Speaker 1: want to know how you met the girl that you
Speaker 1: went out with. Just so, I met this girl named
Speaker 1: Lena at the local bar that I go to, and
Speaker 1: I was sitting down at the end of the bar
Speaker 1: and there was this table. There were like three girls there,
Speaker 1: and I was actually kind of trying to make guys
Speaker 1: at one of Lena's friends. But as I walked over,
Speaker 1: like Lena thought that I had been making eyes at
Speaker 1: her and she was really cute. But when I walk
Speaker 1: up to the table, she looked at me and goes
Speaker 1: go ahead, give me your cheesy pickup line. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I mean, were you excited about that? Or were you
Speaker 1: like awkward? How did I let her know that I'm
Speaker 1: actually trying to hit out her friend. I actually really
Speaker 1: kind of liked that. She just immediately kind of punched
Speaker 1: me in the nose, like I like that kind of
Speaker 1: challenges and doesn't just that tells you there's something special
Speaker 1: about it. That should have been your cheesy pickup line.
Speaker 1: You should have been like, actually, I was wondering if
Speaker 1: your friend is single. So you walk over there to
Speaker 1: talk to one of her friends, and she talked to
Speaker 1: you first, and then you were I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: not stuck talking to her because you seem like you
Speaker 1: like her enough to do a second date update, but
Speaker 1: you just had to switch your game up and start
Speaker 1: talking to her. I just had to switch it up
Speaker 1: just a little bit. And you know, my pickup line
Speaker 1: was huh that was my response. So, yeah, did you
Speaker 1: guys end up going out or did you just hang out?
Speaker 1: That night? We had one drink together and she was
Speaker 1: just really cool. I had to go. I was meeting
Speaker 1: my parents for dinner, and so I gave her my number,
Speaker 1: and um, she actually called me. Okay, I like this girl.
Speaker 1: She's really forward. Yeah, you know, she was really cool,
Speaker 1: and I mean dinner was awesome, Like I picked her
Speaker 1: up for dinner, took her out nice restaurant. I wanted to,
Speaker 1: you know, impress her. I really thought there could potentially
Speaker 1: be something there and that Let's talk about the dinner
Speaker 1: for a second, because your email said that you think
Speaker 1: the item that you chose to eat might be scaring
Speaker 1: her off, And after reading your email, I've got to
Speaker 1: say I agree wholeheartedly. You madman. What could what did
Speaker 1: you order? This is killing me because I can't imagine
Speaker 1: ever not calling a guy over what he ate. I
Speaker 1: just ordered a salad, That's what I'm talking about. Wad
Speaker 1: or like a side salad or like a meal salad.
Speaker 1: There's a different It doesn't really matter. The point is Kyle,
Speaker 1: why do you think ordering a salad is not getting
Speaker 1: you a callback? Well, I mean some girls that I've
Speaker 1: been on dates with it seemed offended at dinner. I
Speaker 1: only ordered like a small salad. I mean, I tell
Speaker 1: them they can eat whatever they want, but I'm only
Speaker 1: going to order a small salad. And sometimes in the
Speaker 1: past girls have seemed offended by it. I could see,
Speaker 1: you know, I could honestly see I would feel like
Speaker 1: you were judging me for what I was eating, especially
Speaker 1: if you added the line, you can eat whatever you want,
Speaker 1: but I am diet conscious and I I'm going to
Speaker 1: order a salad. I could see that. I mean, it
Speaker 1: sounds kind of pretentious almost, but like I really don't
Speaker 1: care what they eat. I just I try to treat
Speaker 1: my body well. And so I mean, you are sounding pretentious,
Speaker 1: like you can go ahead and order some sort of
Speaker 1: fried something. I don't put anything like that in my body.
Speaker 1: Is that the way you posed it to her? Not? No,
Speaker 1: it's not the way that I mean, Like when I
Speaker 1: when I told her, she seemed surprised but not put out.
Speaker 1: So I can't imagine that that's the way it came
Speaker 1: out of my mouth. But couldn't you, I mean, if
Speaker 1: this honestly has been a problem for you in the past,
Speaker 1: can't you just make anception for one date night to
Speaker 1: maybe get oh crazy chicken or something. No, Like I
Speaker 1: only eat salads for dinner. That is all that I eat.
Speaker 1: Why my body is a temple. I work incredibly hard
Speaker 1: to make sure that I stay in good shape. I
Speaker 1: feed myself well, I take vitamins, I exercise. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure that my body is in the best
Speaker 1: possible shape. Hearing you say this, did you harp on
Speaker 1: that the whole time? No, I mean like we talked
Speaker 1: about her dog, we talked about my family. I mean
Speaker 1: we had you know, we had it. She seemed a
Speaker 1: little surprise, not put out like I said, and then
Speaker 1: from their conversation went very well. Can I ask you,
Speaker 1: I think it's important to note what did she order
Speaker 1: for dinner? If you only had a little tiny salad.
Speaker 1: She ordered a steak, okay, So maybe she wasn't put
Speaker 1: out by it. Maybe she didn't care what you ate
Speaker 1: at all. When the steak came out, like I even
Speaker 1: liked to reinforce that it was an okay decision, I said,
Speaker 1: good for you. That's I really didn't care what she ordered.
Speaker 1: I told her, it's like that steak looks really hardy. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's Atia got the lady good work. That's like when
Speaker 1: my dad growing up would tell me I'm good German
Speaker 1: working stock and I was built to carry heavy thing.
Speaker 1: Because you know, they're just not things that you want
Speaker 1: to hear. So how did she react? After you told
Speaker 1: her that her meal was hardy, she dug in immediately
Speaker 1: and cleaned her plate. Okay, so it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: the food thing bothered her that much. But that's either
Speaker 1: that or she was doing it out of spite. Guys.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was contentious, like you're kind of
Speaker 1: making it out to me. And she got what she wanted.
Speaker 1: I got to eat what I wanted, Okay, And yeah,
Speaker 1: did you guys kiss at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: So at the end of the night, drove her home
Speaker 1: and I'd been working up the church all night to
Speaker 1: kiss her, and he looked at me. We made eye
Speaker 1: contact and I leaned in to kiss her, and she
Speaker 1: turned her head and gave me a hug, and I
Speaker 1: ended up almost kissing her ear. I think it was
Speaker 1: just a miscommunication. I mean it was a little awkward,
Speaker 1: but I mean it was the first date. I understand.
Speaker 1: I did think that I would get a kiss. It
Speaker 1: had gone well, but called her. I've sent her text
Speaker 1: and is looking to you guys for some help. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, comeback call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, sounds good, all right, man, hold on,
Speaker 1: hello Brooking jubil in the morning. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second date update, I'll do something I
Speaker 1: don't normally do at the beginning of these. I'll go
Speaker 1: ahead and act out the first date that this guy
Speaker 1: went on. Yeah, Kyle is on the phone with us
Speaker 1: and he wants us to call a girl named Lena today.
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and kN act out their first date.
Speaker 1: They were sitting there at the table, and here's what happened.
Speaker 1: The waiter came up and asked what they would have
Speaker 1: to eat, and Kyle said, I'll I'll just have a
Speaker 1: little thalet? Can I have a tiny little thalet? And
Speaker 1: maybe just some lowcal dressing on the side. I might
Speaker 1: just get my fork in it, so there's a little
Speaker 1: bit of dressing on just each bike. But I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna have too much dressing. And my sweet love Lena
Speaker 1: over there, what would you like? And Lena was like, oh, horrible,
Speaker 1: strike our walk a big strik americawhere possible plays. I
Speaker 1: want to hear that thing move on my plate because
Speaker 1: I like Kyle. Would you say that's a good representation
Speaker 1: of your date'sation. I'm surprised you didn't say uncanny Kyle
Speaker 1: is on the phone. He wants to call Lena. He
Speaker 1: thinks the reason she's not calling him back is because
Speaker 1: he only had a salad on their date and she
Speaker 1: had a steak, and at one point he said to her, Hey,
Speaker 1: don't worry about eating that steak. That's a hearty little
Speaker 1: meal you got there, which could be taking the wrong way,
Speaker 1: but he said the date was good. It ended with
Speaker 1: an awkward moment where he tried to give her a
Speaker 1: kiss and she gave him a hug. And she hasn't
Speaker 1: talked to him ever since. Kyle, we're about to call
Speaker 1: her any last words. I would just like the chance
Speaker 1: to explain and see if she'd be willing to go
Speaker 1: out one another date. Maybe I could take her out.
Speaker 1: I mean I could have tea, she could have coffee
Speaker 1: or whatever she wants, a horrible coffee strike. I'm a
Speaker 1: hard eating lady. I feel like you should just skip
Speaker 1: any food date on, like go for a hike or something.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm in a dollar in front of her
Speaker 1: right now, here we go, Kyle, are really funny? Yeah,
Speaker 1: right here we go? Man. Hello, all I was trying
Speaker 1: to get a hold of Lena. Yeah, this is she. Hey, Lena,
Speaker 1: how are you. My name is Jubil and I host
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jubil in the Morning. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: you recently went out on a date with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, and he actually emailed us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone. Hey, wait, you're
Speaker 1: you're a radio station. Yes, you work for a radio station. No,
Speaker 1: I am the radio station. Yes. Um, we do a segment, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am. We do a segment on our show. It's
Speaker 1: called the second Date Update. Kyle told us that he
Speaker 1: went on a date with you and he would love
Speaker 1: to see you again, except you're not answering any of
Speaker 1: his phone calls or text messages. Okay, So he asked
Speaker 1: us if we could get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out if something went wrong. It's like a real thing.
Speaker 1: Like people call him, It'sabriel. It happens all the time
Speaker 1: radio station. This is like a real thing. I promise
Speaker 1: I'm just calling on behalf of Kyle. He wants to
Speaker 1: know what happened. Um, yeah, he's um, he's in he's nice. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're dodging the question quite a bit there.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to say. I
Speaker 1: don't know what did he tell you. He told us
Speaker 1: that he met you at a bar and you guys
Speaker 1: went out for dinner. He said that he thinks you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back because he only ate a salad
Speaker 1: on your date. I thought that was stupid, but oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's really endearing. Actually, um, was he called to
Speaker 1: send you into you about like you eating your steak,
Speaker 1: your hearty choice? He told you I ordered a stay. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't really detailed. This is kind of intimate, were
Speaker 1: you guys like, Well, we talked to him. We talked
Speaker 1: to him for a while, and he said he thinks
Speaker 1: the reason you're not calling him back is because he
Speaker 1: ordered a salad and you ate a steak. And you
Speaker 1: might have thought that that was kind of weird and
Speaker 1: judgy of him. I had high hopes for this one.
Speaker 1: You know, we met at the bar and he was
Speaker 1: a perfect gentleman and seemed really sweet and we got
Speaker 1: along great. He seemed totally normal. Um, he seemed which
Speaker 1: means he wasn't totally normal. Yeah. It's always the ones
Speaker 1: that seemed normal that are the weirdos. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that so, what did he do that was so weird?
Speaker 1: He just did something like throughout the whole night. Actually,
Speaker 1: that was just totally grossed me out, to be honest,
Speaker 1: he did said it was nasty. Yeah, it was nasty,
Speaker 1: like beyond gross it was. It totally disgusted me. What
Speaker 1: was he doing? This happened like three or four times,
Speaker 1: but throughout dinner, the whole evening, he would just casually,
Speaker 1: excuse me, chosing about he would just like casually take
Speaker 1: out his car keys and seek around in his ear
Speaker 1: and pull out like a lot of ear wax. Sure
Speaker 1: did you just say what? I think you said? That
Speaker 1: is so gross? He did that like three or four times,
Speaker 1: and I'm just sitting across from him, like because he
Speaker 1: didn't even flinch, like like not even like sad at
Speaker 1: an eye. That was it just so weird talking dude
Speaker 1: the whole time while he's cleaning out his ears, like
Speaker 1: just like continuing conversation, like he like nothing was wrong
Speaker 1: or weird or strange about the fact, and was like
Speaker 1: rooting around in his ear for like some magical nug
Speaker 1: of view wax. How did you not say anything to him?
Speaker 1: I mean, like I could see like maybe one or
Speaker 1: two times and you're shocked. But by the third time
Speaker 1: that is so gross. I would think I was just
Speaker 1: dumbfounded and like the kicker the whole thing. Like the
Speaker 1: last time he did it, he actually sniffed the key before. Man,
Speaker 1: that was it for me. That was the end. How
Speaker 1: did you even finish your meal? I would have been
Speaker 1: grossed out and not have been able to eat anything.
Speaker 1: I think I just kept looking at the ground and
Speaker 1: at the table, just hoping that it would go away.
Speaker 1: But when I looked up, he he's still doing it.
Speaker 1: He's still digging around in there. Is that why you
Speaker 1: totally dodged his kiss at the end? Oh he told
Speaker 1: you that too? Oh my god. See, man, do we
Speaker 1: have any privacy? Yeah? I mean it's openly and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, let's just get you this. I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: my thought, why, I just kept thinking, like if that's
Speaker 1: what you do on a date during dinner, like what
Speaker 1: else do you do in private? Were like, now, what
Speaker 1: else do you do in general? Like I don't know it,
Speaker 1: Like my mind just kind of kept revolving or like
Speaker 1: other gross things is disgusting. I'm sorry to see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. Hey, Lena. I'm actually sure if he can hear,
Speaker 1: because it sounds like he's got a lot of wax
Speaker 1: in his ears. But Kyle is actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening to this conversation. Yeah, so wait, let me
Speaker 1: get this straight. You're complaint, You're big problem with the
Speaker 1: data said I was cleaning wax out of my ears.
Speaker 1: It's not that you were just cleaning ear wax out
Speaker 1: of your ear. It's that you were doing it with
Speaker 1: a key at the dinner table while we were having
Speaker 1: a dinner, like repeatedly. I first off, I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that I was doing it. But there's nothing disgusting about
Speaker 1: freeing your body of toxin. There's nothing weird about making
Speaker 1: sure that you don't have wax build up in your ears.
Speaker 1: I'm always dealing with that. I'm always working to get
Speaker 1: the toxins out of my body. I'm trying to keep
Speaker 1: myself healthy. And ear waxes is unhealthy for you. It's
Speaker 1: a toxin. And you know, I mean, like normally I
Speaker 1: try to, you know, get my ears rinsed out on
Speaker 1: a regular basis, But that day, I was busy, I
Speaker 1: was running late, and I didn't realize it was that noticeable.
Speaker 1: I like, I don't even I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: It was so gross and it was so noticeable, Like I,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that I made it to dinner. It's a
Speaker 1: bad habit. But I'm sure you have bad habits. And
Speaker 1: I don't judge you because you ate with your mouth open.
Speaker 1: It excuse me. I was not eating with my mouth open.
Speaker 1: I wasn't raised in a barn like you that you
Speaker 1: know believes that you can just pick your ear wax
Speaker 1: out of the dinner table like that is so different
Speaker 1: from you like scraping stuff out of your body and
Speaker 1: putting it on display at dinner. That is disgusting. I'm
Speaker 1: taking toxins out of my body. I had to sit
Speaker 1: there at dinner and watch you fill your body full
Speaker 1: of poison. It's not how long do you stays in
Speaker 1: your intestinal trucks. There's a big difference between pulling out
Speaker 1: your keys and rooting around in your ear. And then
Speaker 1: also she said you were smelling it. You don't remember
Speaker 1: doing that, or do you remember doing that? I don't
Speaker 1: remember doing that. Sometimes I do smell the wax to
Speaker 1: make sure you just smells healthy and not indis Kyle
Speaker 1: what are you talking about How are you just like
Speaker 1: really embarrassed right now? And this is some weird defense
Speaker 1: saying that you're doing No, I'm not embarrassed by it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was doing it there at the table,
Speaker 1: But it's something I'm incredibly health conscious. It's something that
Speaker 1: I do. I have bad habits, you have bad We
Speaker 1: all have bad habits. Les she's finding out on the
Speaker 1: first day. I don't know what kind of other bad
Speaker 1: habits you have, but that is a total reason to
Speaker 1: not go on a second day. Like that is the
Speaker 1: That is the epitome of why I would not go
Speaker 1: on a date with someone's best If you think it's
Speaker 1: like a healthy choice like that is, that's kind of horrifying.
Speaker 1: Like what else do you do? Do you like pick
Speaker 1: your nose to clear your talking? Obviously you don't take
Speaker 1: care of yourself. I don't know. I don't thinking around
Speaker 1: and out. It is taking care of yourself and eating
Speaker 1: a salad every whatever. I keep my body clean. I
Speaker 1: keep my body free of noxins, and I will not
Speaker 1: apologize for that. Man, keep your life free of when
Speaker 1: in After this point, I think this is a good
Speaker 1: time to ask Lena would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with Kyle again on a second date? It sounds like
Speaker 1: you two have hit it off and have some common
Speaker 1: ground here. Oh yeah, oh sure, Yeah, hell no, If
Speaker 1: you guys go out on a second date, I will
Speaker 1: go with you, and I will clean his ear out
Speaker 1: the whole time so he doesn't have to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I couldn't watch that and paying
Speaker 1: me to go on a second date with her at
Speaker 1: this point. Oh wow, All right, well, Kyle, at least
Speaker 1: you know why she wasn't calling you back now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for saving me from this nightmare.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled that I won't be going on a second
Speaker 1: date with Lena. Yeah, there's a lot of other ladies
Speaker 1: out there who love ear wax. Dude, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Broken jubil in the morning.