WEBVTT - Good Science: Cheryl 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.840 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:10.159 Good Science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:16.000 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or omission. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:33.960 That's good science. Welcome to good Science. Because today we're 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.239 taking a break from the normal rhythm of the show 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.320 and instead think of this as an Apple fitness that's 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:46.080 totally for free and just for you. We're getting fed 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.000 with Bobby and Kyle. 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:52.279 I'm so excited to learn about working out because you know, 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:57.920 I eat like shape dog shit. I'm mister fast food, 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:02.240 you know. And I'm I'm so excited to I smoke 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.920 a lot, I drink a lot. You know, I wake 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.959 up in weird fucking places. So I'm really excited to 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:10.760 learn about how to take care of my body. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.120 Yeah, you gotta look at me. I'm seventy. Here's oh god, 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.279 hell yeah, you're seventy too. I'm over seventy. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:21.520 Wait a second, you're seventy. I'm over seventy you Okay, 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.880 you're like shit because I thought, I really thought I 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.400 thought you were much older than that. Oh I'm not. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.920 I'm not older than that. I thought you were like 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.280 one hundred, like one hundred and like fifteen. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.200 No, how could I be one hundred and fifteen years old? 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.400 What do you mean all those science Well, I will say, 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:43.200 you know, there are studies that show the. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:46.240 People who live in what are called blue zones. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.400 Yeah, and these are places where people tend to live 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:53.040 over the age of one hundred, so parts of China. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.800 Lord, right, I heard about this, people who sucked down 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:56.840 sushi all day. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.480 Yeah, people sucked down the sushi. And of course you 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.520 have a you know, a chowie Italiano people who live 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:09.440 across on the Mediterranean. Also, we know many Italian nonahs 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.440 who live well over one hundred years old. They sit 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.079 on their front porch in ninety degree heat with a 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.000 towel on the head. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.679 Just like you right there, you got a towel on 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:22.240 your should. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.359 So this is the first thing, Kyle I wanted to 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:29.800 introduce to you, which is moisture, safety and cleanliness. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:30.400 Right. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:32.880 One of the most important places in a gym is 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:34.600 the towel dispenser. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.000 Right, So you guys, if you can't see it at home, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.320 if you're listening on the podcast, Bobby has a towel 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.360 on his shoulder. And I've seen this before with people 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.799 who are working out there's little towels around him. What 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:49.120 the fuck does that mean, Bobby? Is that some sort 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:49.960 of conspiracy. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:54.400 Well, no, it's not a conspiracy, Kyle. What it is 0:02:54.840 --> 0:03:00.280 is that people want to clear the sweat and the 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:06.080 piss and sometimes even the seamen off of the exercise equipment. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.440 They also want to wag. 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:10.880 So you got one towel for that blood. You can 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.440 also have blood, you can have bio For instance, I 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.600 have a lot of blood in my piss right now, Kyle. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.600 Why is that in a cup though? 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:23.160 Oh well I be normally, of course I piss in 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.320 a mug, so people don't know that I'm drinking urine. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.840 But because it's just you and me today, no guests, 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.960 just working out. Two boys, you know, when the boys 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:36.360 are with each other. We gotta let boys be boys. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:41.600 And part of being a boy is drinking your own 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:42.600 bloody piss. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.360 Uh huh? What about like a sneeze? Can that get 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:48.720 on like a gym? 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.920 Yeah, well a sneeze can get on a gym, or 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:53.600 you got a piece of gym equipment. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.240 Well, this is a great gym equipment. I guess they 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.320 could go on an entire gym. Sure you could sneeze 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.800 on a building. Can we name because this is like 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:06.200 a re relevation relevate relevatory? 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:07.520 Yeah for me? 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:11.119 Which is can we name all the ship we make, 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:15.080 all the the fluids that we make? We could definitely 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:21.880 because that is medically relevant to our listeners. Here we go. Plasma, plasta, 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.320 plasma that is sort of like what the TV's made 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.400 out of. Uh oh, that's a plasma. 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.360 Plasma is actually part of the blood, but it's a 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.679 separate liquid within because we don't have blood. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:38.279 I thought that was always a bloody like the blood television. 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.240 Okay, there's no blood in the Only blood in the 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:45.880 television is when you're watching a horror movie on Shutter 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:50.200 and you're getting scared and then the blood shut. I 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.159 have a Shutter subscription. No, yeah, I love Shutter. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.040 Okay, so let's list the fluids that come out of 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:58.159 one's body. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.520 Okay, well, do you ones that are contained in the 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.839 body any body? 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:04.440 Okay? 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:14.680 Here we go, semen, blood, urine, liquid, diarrhea, mucus, mucus, 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:24.840 bile stomach acid, tears, tears otherwise known as sweat saliva. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.920 That would be different than mucus. Yes, that's ten. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.600 Wait, we can't keep going. What about milk, tit tit milk. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:40.600 Milk, I was getting their milk, vaginal discharge cock dikenile discharge, 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:45.800 including discharge from venillial disease pus. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:47.000 What about puss? 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:51.480 Pause and get ready for it. The gel that lines 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:56.839 your colon when you have an inflamed colon, it produces 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.640 an anal gel that will come out of your ass. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.760 What is that called? It's called anal gel? Anal gel? 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:08.719 What about dick cheese? Would that count as something? 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.040 You're not a liquid kyle, that's a solid okay, but 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:16.760 all right, so that would not count. No, No, dick 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:21.640 cheese is the combination of flaked skin and sweat kyle. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:22.719 That best. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:26.080 What we could say is that that is a body smear, 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.280 a body We could get into body schmears. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.640 Well, let's get into body schmears. What are they? What 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:33.400 are the smears? 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.919 Okay, well you have the schmear, well, ear smear to start, 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:40.400 ear wax, ear wax, ear smear. But you also have 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.200 the shmear behind the ear, which is the filth behind 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.599 the ear. That's the collection of sweat and dead skins. 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:51.400 Else you as butter, Oh yeah, ass butter of course 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:56.560 is a combination of anal gel combined with butt sweat. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.640 I guess not is that a fluid or a solid? 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.640 Sometime times it could be a snuff, So it's not 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.200 is a fluid, but a booker is a solid. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.800 This is all scientifically proven and studied, Kyle. Right now, 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:13.720 none of this is not known, So you know, these 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:17.400 are things that are studied and re studied and have 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:22.680 been researched by top doctors. Now there is a biologist 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:27.320 who's operating out of North Korea, and we've been intercepting 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:31.880 a lot of his studies and people he's working with. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:37.880 He is his name is doctor Un and he this 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.920 is like where they do k pop. Well, South Korea 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:43.960 is primarily where they do k pop. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.720 Kyle, there's a north end of South It's like there's. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:51.000 A war, that's right, Kyle. There was a war called 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.280 the Korean War. Happened after World War Two. 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.080 So what like when Eddie Murphy was coming up, Eddie Murphy, Well, 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:57.520 I don't know. 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.720 I think Eddie Murphy might have just been getting born 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.240 at this point during. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.040 The Korean War. So Eddie Murphy's time. 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.880 I just want to stop on this. Do you have 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:13.040 a reason that you mark time by Eddie Murphy's existence. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:24.880 It just seems like an arbitrary marker to use. Yeah, 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.520 I just because also he's so timeless. He's such a 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:29.960 timeless I tell you, feel. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:33.400 Like Eddie Murphy was before my time. So I feel 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:36.240 like that's whenever I say Eddie Murphy's time, I'm talking 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:37.920 about like olden days. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.600 Olden days, that's your over. But he is in your 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.439 time now. He was just recently. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.400 Yeah, but he's like mean shit, you know what I'm 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.800 talking about. He was like, way, he's so old. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.480 Well, I don't know. I mean he's he just recently. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.880 Didn't he just do a new clumps or something. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:58.520 I don't know. Maybe I don't think at all about 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:03.920 the club watch movies. I basically watch movies in like 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.920 one hundred and fifty parts on TikTok. 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.760 Well, if you want to watch a movie, the perfect 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.960 thing to do is do a workout, Kyle. You see, 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.719 if you go and go to the gym, you can 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:19.000 put a movie on on your iPad or your phone 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.360 or on the television. In the gym, you get your 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.839 workout towel. You put it down on the floor so 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.920 that your sweat collects there. To be polite, for the 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:29.760 next person. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.920 Well, let's start at the beginning, because some people won't 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.720 understand what the what is working out? 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:42.560 Well, working out is the process by which we tear muscle, 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:47.120 tear muscle in order for more muscle to build in 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.360 the body. So this is as first type as what 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:57.280 we would call lifting weights, any type of strength building exercise. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.839 So a lot of people out of I t and 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.840 a team just you know, study that actually strength training 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:11.360 is more effective at carving away eight and uh strengthening 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.360 the body, and it's more important as you get older. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:19.800 For many decades, the belief was that aerobic exercise, which 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.480 simply means the activity of the heart over a certain 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:27.000 rate for a suspended, sustained amount of time. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.559 Well, let me stop you here before I fall a 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:46.200 fucking sleep. Whoh yeah yeah. So what I'm asking you is, uh, 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.719 why would tearing your muscles be good for you? That 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:58.000 sounds counter uh counter in Yeah, that sounds uh like 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:04.400 your intuition is against is like, like you, if you 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:09.400 had intuition, it would be against that that stuff. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.440 If I had intuition, it would be against that stuff. 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:15.040 Am I clear on the sentence? 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:18.079 Well, if you're like, if you have some sort of intuition. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:23.800 This is like the like the opposite of that what 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:24.520 you would think. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:29.800 You're saying that, in other words, it's counter intuitive, which is. 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.240 I don't think that's it. I don't. I don't think 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:33.559 that's it. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.920 I think that's exactly what it's like. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:38.720 If you if you if you're like you have an 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:42.800 intuition about something and you expect something to happen, this 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:44.640 would be very different, right. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:49.599 Okay, Well how about we call it different intuition ditraudition, diffuition. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:54.440 That is the word technical, yeah, defuition. Okay, well, sure 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:59.079 we can use defuition. And that's exactly right, Kyle. Our 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.880 difficult tuition would be that the opposite is true. But 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:06.280 we do like to do cardio as well. But today 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:10.319 we're doing weight lifting. Now, as you can see, I 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.400 have a thirty power way here and I'm going to 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:16.719 use it to lift up. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.160 And what is that doing right now? You can't see 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:25.959 this at home, but Bobby is lifting. Bobby is lifting 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:30.520 a weight up in the air. It sounds like you're 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:31.400 in pain, Bobby. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.720 So what I'm doing, folks, those of you at home, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:46.520 I'm lifting the weight in a focus way up and 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:54.800 out using my lateral muscles and my shoulder shoulder muscles 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.559 and denying shoulder muscles. 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:01.199 I thought shoulders were all boomed. Oh it, shoulders have 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.160 tongues of muscle. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:06.839 That's not That's why when yeah, when someone goes I 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.959 shouldered them, they're shoulding them with their muscle. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:14.640 I don't. I thought shoulders were just big, like bony balls. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:19.640 Oh no, I'll give you some big bony balls. Okay. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.000 So that brings us to the other thing you do 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:25.760 when you work out with the boys, as you talk 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.520 about the ladies. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.760 Right, So I like to go trolling around West Hollywood, 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:36.520 right we Los Angeles. I like to find me some 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.240 hot women, Okay. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.480 And then what I'd do is then I'd go to 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.680 the gym with you, and I'd be like, oh, man, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.920 I texted Nuzzi the other night and she sent me 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:51.559 a picture of her puss. And then you'd say, you know, 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:52.439 what happened to you? 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:53.599 What happened to you? 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.880 Oh no, you'd say what happened to you? 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:58.760 Like, what was yours? What happened to you? 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:00.040 No? 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.439 No, not, you would say it to me, I'm saying. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.040 You would then say what happened to you? 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:13.520 What happened to you. Uh, I'm trying to tell. 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.800 What I'm trying to get across is that you had 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:23.080 an experience also, and that you would share that experience 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:27.280 with me after I shared mine, and then you would say, 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:28.360 what happened to you? 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:33.240 What happened to you? You know what happened to me. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.800 I've been working out with this moron who doesn't understand 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.600 what the fuck is going on. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.720 I want. What I want to know is about making 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:47.200 my body sexier and how working out can help that. Well, 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:48.400 what do you have? 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.920 What do you have around you that you could exercise with? 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:58.120 Well, I've been using like something really heavy, and that's this. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:03.400 And so basically what I'll do is a lift these rais. Yeah, 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:07.880 I'll lift it up and you see that's yeah, it's 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:12.080 quite empty. So that's the best I can I've done 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.000 so far. Have you now? 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.920 You told me recently that you did a body mass 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:20.400 index test, you went to a clinic, and that they 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.600 actually said that you had the body mass of a 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:25.480 of a premature a newborn. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:30.360 Yes. Yeah, they said I was soft basically all around. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:34.040 Okay, and even soft in your shoulders, which you considered 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.360 a bony part of your body. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.040 Yeah, but they didn't. They weren't talking about a human. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:43.440 Oh okay, it was a newborn badger. They said, you 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.520 were you had the physique of a newborn badger. 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:52.360 Yeah. Basically, uh, you know, I don't do anything to 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:53.960 take care of my body at all. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.000 Well, why don't you try this with me, Kyle? 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:57.880 It's easy. You could do it right at the desk. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:15:59.080 All right. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:01.200 I want you to put your hands up against the 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:04.200 edge of the desk and you're gonna do a push 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:04.720 up motion. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:10.720 So you're gonna pull back and you're going to push down. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.080 And then what happened Just like that, you're saying, Yeah, 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.600 you push up, and that's a pot that's what they 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:20.960 call a desk push up. And so you could put 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:25.520 more resistance into it, push against the desk war and 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.280 then you can get a little bit of action on 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.960 the you're telling me you drive this every day. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.160 What is your daily routine like? 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.320 Well, I get up in the morning at four forty 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:40.600 five and usually tram four a m. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:41.120 Kyle. 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.240 Yeah, I wake up earlier in the morning before the 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:48.320 you know, they say get up before the sun. And 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:52.840 so then I stalk about my house and I undering. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:56.520 Stock stocking, some sort of woman across the street. 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:00.680 No, I mean more than I myself would have moved 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:05.919 through the apartment at a uh at a rapid manner, 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:08.879 a sort of violent energy surrounding me. 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:10.680 And how do you when do you eat? Do you 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:11.560 eat before? 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:11.920 Are you? 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:16.520 Oh shit, it's Sheryl, she's saying, let me on the podcast. 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:18.160 No, no, no, no, I can't. 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.760 We can't do no way, no way, No girls. 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:23.119 Allowed in this in this in this club. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.119 I was, we're working out where I. 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.800 Just can't stand you guys are like so fucking like 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:32.200 bickering at each other. Well, you know what it is. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:35.600 She's pissed off. I know it exactly. She's all pissed 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:38.879 off because you know she's over in California. 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:39.600 Shit. 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:41.560 When was the last time you guys saw each other? 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:43.879 Uh, White House Correspondence dinner? 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:48.800 Actually yeah, oh wait, she just texted me too. Oh boy, yeah, 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:49.600 she wants to come. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:53.320 On the All right, well listen, just don't tell her anything, 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:54.680 all right. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:55.360 Here's the thing. 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:57.960 Don't tell her anything about what we talked about, about 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.679 the workouts or the sex I had, anything like that, okay, 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:10.359 because oh Cheryl, Wow, shit, yeah yeah, I Oh, how's 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:12.040 how's California? 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:18.280 Cheryl, as you know, okay, not now, Kyle, Okay, because 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.600 you know coming in hot. Yeah, I am coming in hot, 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:26.320 because how is California? Oh, let me see, I'm staying 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:32.159 at my husband's crash pat whatever that means. No, you 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:38.480 know what, Kyle, let me fill you in on what's happening. So, yeah, 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:42.600 I'll tell you. Bobby comes home and he's like, Cheryl, 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:46.040 I got you a new bath mat. Come to find out, 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:48.760 he actually picked up a bear cub on the side 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.199 of the road and he. 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:51.920 Put in the trunk hand Bobby. 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:55.560 Oh, I'm being serious. And not only that it's not dead. 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:59.480 He was so sure that it was dead. He was like, oh, Cheryl, 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:02.119 wait till you get your feet on this. No, it's alive. 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:05.199 And so then what does my job off? What does 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.840 my job become? Bobby? Now I have to stay in 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.280 the house with this bear for a week while it 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:11.240 gets over its work. 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:15.440 So this bear was actually alive in your house. I 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:15.920 didn't know. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:18.320 Kyle still alive And Kyle, it's here. 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.960 Oh she look at her finger. 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.879 Oh, Cheryl, Oh god, my darling. 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:27.679 You guys can't see that she's got bandages. 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:28.560 She's got. 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:33.800 Bandages all over her thank you, Kyle. 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:34.600 Yes, I do. 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:42.240 Oh god, Bobby says he's teething, but I don't know. 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:43.120 I don't think he's. 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:46.119 Let me just explain something. 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:47.760 Oh, here we go, Cheryl. 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:49.119 You're really misrepresented. 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:50.520 Just listen to me. 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:55.560 You are completely out of line. I found that bear. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:20:00.359 It was off, It was not covered in blood. I 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:06.000 found it on off of the run one oh one 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:10.520 exit ramp. Uh. Well, I was driving one yeah, one 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:12.400 o one one. 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:13.560 They're bears on the one. 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:17.040 Yeah. I asked you a question, Cheryl. Is the White 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:19.560 House Correspondence dinner on the list. So what we know 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:22.840 is there was a shooter at the White House Correspondence 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:26.359 dinner and Bobby left you, pushed you out of the 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.560 way or whatever it is, to save himself. 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.680 This is not bro code. I got to tell you, Kyle. 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:33.320 Kyle is not broke. 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:37.080 Finally, finally I have someone who backs me up on this. 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:37.960 You did leave me. 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:39.880 Well, I'm not backing you up. First of all, I'm 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:43.000 on Bobby's side. I'm just asking what your feelings are, 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:44.080 Thank you, Kyle. 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:49.440 What are my feelings? I was publicly abandoned by my 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:53.760 husband while a shooter was in the room. He grabs 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:56.040 onto those big burly men in a way that he 0:20:56.720 --> 0:21:01.040 hasn't touched me in months. And then, you know what 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:04.600 really gets me. You didn't even realize you'd forgotten me. 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:06.840 It was one of the secret Service guys who turned 0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.280 around and he was about to cold cock me because 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:10.560 he thought I might have been the shooter. 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:14.480 What was going through your head when you left your wife? 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:22.879 I do it? My daddy, Oh dad, here we go. 0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:27.160 My daddy was at the Ambassador Hotel nineteen sixty eight. 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:28.600 This was traumatic for you. 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:32.760 Your said, yeah, And you know something, Cheryl knows how 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:35.640 much it took for me to walk into that hotel. 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:38.440 The entire night, I kept saying to her when we 0:21:38.520 --> 0:21:41.600 went out to dinner at Labrasserie, when we went out 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:44.120 for drinks afterwards, and I didn't have any drinks. 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:48.200 I didn't drink bullshit. Okay, all right, did you know 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:51.200 did you watch the Zapruder film? Did you know about 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:52.360 what happened to Bobby's dad? 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:56.880 That's not the Bruder film, God damn it, Kyle, that's Jay. 0:21:57.640 --> 0:22:00.520 Bobby does have a collection of snuff films his family 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:04.600 that he does make me watch monthly so that I 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:06.919 can fully appreciate what it's like for him going out 0:22:06.920 --> 0:22:07.359 in public. 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:12.000 You know, he every Kennedy gets all the secret recordings 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:16.280 of the assassinations or deaths of our family. Yes, it 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:20.640 is something that is a hard kept secret, Cheryl. Oh, 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:25.560 we actually have full filmed evidence of all Kennedy deaths, 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:30.040 even ones of natural cause, like Teddy when he just 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:31.040 died from. 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:36.639 Yes, that's when he's gotten that car accident, right, that. 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:40.520 Was chadbequitek and no he survived. It was actually married. 0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:43.359 Joke Beckney who died happened to me? 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:47.520 Another woman left behind by a Kennedy could have been 0:22:48.400 --> 0:22:48.920 could have been me. 0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:52.240 You feel like you're are you role married? 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:52.520 Joe? 0:22:53.119 --> 0:22:55.239 Do you feel like you're curse Geryald that you are 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:59.879 actually gonna die like one of these Kennedy h Kennedy 0:23:01.400 --> 0:23:04.360 fucks Hey Jesus guy. 0:23:05.080 --> 0:23:10.480 You know christ It hadn't occurred to me until that moment, Kyle, 0:23:10.800 --> 0:23:14.359 when I was on that stage and my husband is 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:16.920