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Speaker 2: I'm so excited to learn about working out because you know,

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Speaker 1: What do you mean all those science Well, I will say,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you'd say what happened to you?

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Speaker 2: What happened to you? You know what happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I've been working out with this moron who doesn't understand

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Speaker 1: What do you have around you that you could exercise with?

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Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, they said I was soft basically all around.

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Speaker 1: Well, why don't you try this with me, Kyle?

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Speaker 2: It's easy. You could do it right at the desk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wake up earlier in the morning before the

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Speaker 2: And how do you when do you eat? Do you

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's Sheryl, she's saying, let me on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I can't.

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Speaker 1: We can't do no way, no way, No girls.

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Speaker 2: Allowed in this in this in this club.

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Speaker 1: I was, we're working out where I.

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Speaker 2: Just can't stand you guys are like so fucking like

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Speaker 2: She's pissed off. I know it exactly. She's all pissed

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Speaker 3: Shit.

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Speaker 2: When was the last time you guys saw each other?

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Speaker 1: Uh, White House Correspondence dinner?

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Speaker 2: Actually yeah, oh wait, she just texted me too. Oh boy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: On the All right, well listen, just don't tell her anything,

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell her anything about what we talked about, about

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Speaker 1: the workouts or the sex I had, anything like that, okay,

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Speaker 1: because oh Cheryl, Wow, shit, yeah yeah, I Oh, how's

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Speaker 3: Cheryl, as you know, okay, not now, Kyle, Okay, because

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Speaker 3: because how is California? Oh, let me see, I'm staying

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Speaker 3: at my husband's crash pat whatever that means. No, you

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Speaker 3: know what, Kyle, let me fill you in on what's happening. So, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you. Bobby comes home and he's like, Cheryl,

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm being serious. And not only that it's not dead.

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Speaker 3: He was so sure that it was dead. He was like, oh, Cheryl,

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Speaker 3: And so then what does my job off? What does

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Speaker 2: So this bear was actually alive in your house. I

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Speaker 3: Kyle still alive And Kyle, it's here.

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Speaker 2: Oh she look at her finger.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Cheryl, Oh god, my darling.

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Speaker 2: You guys can't see that she's got bandages.

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Speaker 1: She's got.

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Speaker 3: Bandages all over her thank you, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, Bobby says he's teething, but I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's.

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Speaker 2: Let me just explain something.

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Speaker 3: Oh, here we go, Cheryl.

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Speaker 1: You're really misrepresented.

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Speaker 2: Just listen to me.

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Speaker 1: You are completely out of line. I found that bear.

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Speaker 1: It was off, It was not covered in blood. I

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Speaker 1: exit ramp. Uh. Well, I was driving one yeah, one

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Speaker 3: They're bears on the one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I asked you a question, Cheryl. Is the White

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Speaker 2: House Correspondence dinner on the list. So what we know

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Speaker 2: is there was a shooter at the White House Correspondence

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Speaker 1: This is not bro code. I got to tell you, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Kyle is not broke.

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Speaker 3: Finally, finally I have someone who backs me up on this.

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Speaker 3: You did leave me.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not backing you up. First of all, I'm

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Speaker 2: on Bobby's side. I'm just asking what your feelings are,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Kyle.

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Speaker 3: What are my feelings? I was publicly abandoned by my

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Speaker 3: hasn't touched me in months. And then, you know what

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Speaker 3: It was one of the secret Service guys who turned

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Speaker 3: he thought I might have been the shooter.

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Speaker 2: What was going through your head when you left your wife?

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Speaker 1: I do it? My daddy, Oh dad, here we go.

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Speaker 1: My daddy was at the Ambassador Hotel nineteen sixty eight.

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Speaker 2: This was traumatic for you.

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Speaker 1: Your said, yeah, And you know something, Cheryl knows how

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Speaker 1: The entire night, I kept saying to her when we

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Speaker 1: went out to dinner at Labrasserie, when we went out

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Speaker 2: I didn't drink bullshit. Okay, all right, did you know

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Speaker 2: did you watch the Zapruder film? Did you know about

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Speaker 2: what happened to Bobby's dad?

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Speaker 1: That's not the Bruder film, God damn it, Kyle, that's Jay.

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Speaker 3: Bobby does have a collection of snuff films his family

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Speaker 3: that he does make me watch monthly so that I

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Speaker 1: You know, he every Kennedy gets all the secret recordings

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Speaker 1: of the assassinations or deaths of our family. Yes, it

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Speaker 1: is something that is a hard kept secret, Cheryl. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we actually have full filmed evidence of all Kennedy deaths,

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Speaker 1: even ones of natural cause, like Teddy when he just

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's when he's gotten that car accident, right, that.

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Speaker 1: Was chadbequitek and no he survived. It was actually married.

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Speaker 1: Joke Beckney who died happened to me?

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Speaker 3: Another woman left behind by a Kennedy could have been

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Speaker 3: could have been me.

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Speaker 2: You feel like you're are you role married?

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Speaker 1: Joe?

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Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're curse Geryald that you are

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Speaker 2: actually gonna die like one of these Kennedy h Kennedy

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Speaker 3: You know christ It hadn't occurred to me until that moment, Kyle,

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Speaker 3: prayed for every night and.

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Speaker 2: With you stay with him? Why you stay, Cheryl? Why

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Speaker 2: do you stay with Bobby After he pushed you, he

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Speaker 2: embarrassed you in public, He cheats on you, I didn't

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Speaker 2: shove her.

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Speaker 1: You talk, Kyle, I don't cheat.

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Speaker 2: Public knowledge.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm not saying I agree with you.

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Speaker 2: You're due not bring up my night. Later.

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Speaker 1: You and I had a conversation where you said you

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Speaker 1: were fine as long as was over text, and now

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Speaker 1: you're going back on it because you want to impress Kyle,

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Speaker 1: because you want to get in Kyle's pants. I know

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Speaker 1: what's going on here.

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Speaker 3: It's also because the old.

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Speaker 1: Dowager who you want to You want to poison me?

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Speaker 1: You wanna Munchausen Bobby?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, you know what.

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Speaker 2: Why do you stay with Bobby? Why do you stay

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Speaker 2: with him? Is it because of the fame? Are you

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Speaker 2: obsessed with being on a? Whoa? Yeah? What is it?

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Speaker 3: Watch yourself?

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Speaker 1: First of all, sorry, I watch yourself. That's my fucking wife, A.

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Speaker 3: Dear friend of mine, one of the few friends I

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Speaker 3: have left. I love you too. She sent me the

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Speaker 3: Wikipedia article for sunk cost fallacy, and you know, I

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Speaker 3: get it, but that's what her theory was. My theory is,

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Speaker 3: of course love, because you know, we love each other

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Speaker 3: very much. It's just that we have so much love together.

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Speaker 3: We've just invested so much of our lives and love

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Speaker 3: together that to not be doing that anymore, would would would?

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Speaker 3: It was just I don't know, I'm sort of I'm

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm in a sort.

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Speaker 2: Of corner breaking down like a robot. Don't tell my

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Speaker 3: No whereabouts allowed in our house. Actually, he's pretty.

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Speaker 2: You can blink, blink twice if you're okay, Sheryl. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Kinds because she's okays not one.

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00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it's the plastic surgery that's not allowing

444
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: you to close.

445
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: Your You'll give yourself Bell's palsy. You'll give yourself Bell's

446
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: palsy if you're not careful.

447
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 3: Add it to the list.

448
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me. I want to say one thing.

449
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.

450
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: First off, No, I'll say it, and I'll say it loud.

451
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: I'll say it so the shout from the mountaintops.

452
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

453
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: Sure, I was in a marriage that was it through

454
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: going through a bit of divorce and my ex wife

455
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: committed suicide in an upstate barn.

456
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 3: That film, right, that was the hardest one for me

457
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 3: to watch.

458
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: That's right.

459
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: We had it on film and Cheryl and I then said,

460
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: I said, as soon as that happened. I turned to

461
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: Cheryl and I proposed, I said.

462
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: Will you marry me? As soon as it happened?

463
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: As soon as it happened, I as soon as it happened.

464
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: I got down on one knee, and I could do

465
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: it without.

466
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 2: Your gout on one knee and not the other.

467
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: No, get down on one knee and you can't get

468
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: if you get gout. Okay, you get it in your

469
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: ankle first, you get it in your feet. Oh, I

470
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: don't have gout? Are you out of your mind?

471
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: All right? Well, before you guys kill each other, I

472
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 2: want to say that maybe I could meet it.

473
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: He's blooded my pist. By the way, Cheryl, I got

474
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: to go to a doctor.

475
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 2: Sounds like gout to me. It's not.

476
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: That's your acid.

477
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 2: Okay, Look, why don't we do something here where I

478
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 2: actually have a little I've been watching the show Couple's

479
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: Therapy with Orna, and so I have a little bit

480
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 2: of maybe we could do a little couple's counseling here

481
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 2: between you or.

482
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: You watch Couple's Therapy and it's hosted by a killer whale,

483
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: and no or no not orca Okay, So what's this

484
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: killer whale do?

485
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: How? What is it like? Uh want to ask you

486
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: guys questions maybe about your relationship so we can maybe

487
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: delve deeper and and sort of like get you guys closer.

488
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 1: That's fine, it's surprised by the other person's don't pick

489
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: at your wounds, baby, Okay, okay. Uh. My question is, Bobby,

490
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 1: what is Errol's ideal date be with you Cheryl's ideal date? Well, okay,

491
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: let's see if I can get this right.

492
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: First.

493
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: Uh, first we go driving around the hills of California

494
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: to see if we can find any coyote carcasses or

495
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: maybe a female coyote giving birth, and then we can

496
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: take some of the placenta and rub it on ourselves

497
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: in order to do the ritual, the date ritual, introducing

498
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: ourselves into the date by giving ourselves a cleansing of

499
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: the mothers of the mothers feeding flesh. After that, of course,

500
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: we go down to Wiho and then find one of

501
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: my favorite hotspots and then avoid it immediately because I

502
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: know there's three or four women I've fucked in there,

503
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: and I don't want Cheryl to find out so then

504
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: I go, well, why don't we just go to mister

505
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: Chow like mister Chow. Let's go to mister Chow. We

506
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: go down to mister Chow and then we have the

507
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: same meal we all always do. She gets the watercress

508
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: and I get the chicken, and then we go home

509
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: and Cheryl cruises UH streaming services while I have powerful

510
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: and potent diarrhea?

511
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: Cheryl, does that sound recognizable or familiar to you as

512
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: something you would enjoy on an ideal date?

513
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: So I had written down day at the beach and

514
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 3: then movie. Oh okay, but I if it does sound

515
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 3: familiar to you, Kyle, it's because that is what he

516
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 3: does with his mistresses.

517
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,239
Speaker 2: Wow wow, wow? So you do you know? How did

518
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 2: you know?

519
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: You've been going through my fucking phone that's I have

520
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: that's supposed to do that.

521
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: Shut off? Whoa not a whale? Okay, listen to me, Cheryl.

522
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 3: What happened a thing inside me at this point?

523
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: Wow? Oh? Ship?

524
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 1: Are you one of those worms? Are you fucking one

525
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: of those bears?

526
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: Worms?

527
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: Because if you'll fly fly right over, I'll fly right over.

528
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: The I want to start every day with a worm

529
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 3: up my couch.

530
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: Whoa I want to do it, and that actually has

531
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: a lot of health benefits.

532
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: Can we do a little exercise here?

533
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 3: Sure?

534
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: Okay, why don't you look at Bobby and tell him, no,

535
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 2: not that kind of exercise. Put the weight down.

536
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, Cheryl, I'd like you to look

537
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: at don't cry, you pussy, all right, Bobby.

538
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: Bobby, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to lay

539
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 2: off the insults for a minute. Cheryl. I want you

540
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: to look at Bobby and tell him what you think

541
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: an ideal date would be. What do you want? This

542
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: is one smart well.

543
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: Bobby min Uh my nutty professor, uh huh. My dream

544
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 3: date starts with us waking up in the morning, and

545
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 3: maybe we have some fruits before I give you your tinctures,

546
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 3: each one, you know, one after the other, and then

547
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 3: maybe we walk along the beach and you don't try

548
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 3: to wrangle anything out of the ocean.

549
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 2: Hobby A hot pussy pick? Oh?

550
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry?

551
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: Can can you actually can you show it to me?

552
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: Actually no, that's what happens on my dream date. Yeah.

553
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 3: I think it's a nude from a woman that he

554
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 3: told me he is not talking to anymore. And then

555
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 3: we go home and we admire her nudes together on

556
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 3: the couch while the bear shits worms on the rug.

557
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we are meant to be together because

558
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: that's exactly my dream day.

559
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 3: I know.

560
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: I love you.

561
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: I know Jesus Christ. Okay, so you check that out.

562
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: I texted it to you, you text it to me.

563
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: Okay. I want you guys to look at each other

564
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: and say one thing you love about the other person. Okay.

565
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: Uh Uh your voice sounds like uh. Your voice sounds

566
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: like uh, like when when someone's trying to clean a

567
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: teflon pan with a wire brush.

568
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: That's that's about you. I just realized that both of

569
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: you have fucked up voices. That is crazy. Hold on cuz.

570
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: You know, Bob was just approached to narrate some erotic

571
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 3: audio series.

572
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: Be right, yeah, oh.

573
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Can I snippet of that, Bobby?

574
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, an erotic audio series. This is called two Fingers

575
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: for j Lo. Beautiful j Loo was in the height

576
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: of her explosive career. Years after filming Enough and just

577
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: sealing the deal on Maide in Manhattan, she was as

578
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: wet as a ice skating rink that was left unattended.

579
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: She needed someone to fill that hole, and she also

580
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: needed someone to take her on the back door. Well,

581
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: she did what she always does. She went back to

582
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 1: the block the Story of Queens, that is where her

583
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: sister lived, and she wandered up forty eighth Street in

584
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: a story of means, looking for her sister, but screaming

585
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: anyone got two fingers for j Low?

586
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 2: Well they did, they did.

587
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: A man named uh Johnny Rahman jumped out of a

588
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: bodega and pulled off his blue glove that he used

589
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: to make wet sandwiches, because now he was gonna make

590
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: a wet.

591
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: Roast wrote who wrote this? I did it?

592
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 1: Really did Caeryl. It was a collaboration, but yes I

593
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: had the initial idea and then Cayl beautiful.

594
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: That's like anyway ship. Yeah. It's very minimalistic, isn't it.

595
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he would be surprised at where it goes.

596
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 3: I mean, Jlo is a friend of a friend. I've

597
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: sent it to her a couple of times. I don't

598
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 3: know if she's read it, but yeah, I'm proud of it.

599
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: What do you think you guys? Are you guys you

600
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: think you see a future for the two of you?

601
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 2: Or you think Bobby, are you going to keep allowing

602
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: Bobby to uh sacrifice you and to cheat on you

603
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 2: and treat you like shit. Wow.

604
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 3: Well and you put it like that, it's I don't

605
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 3: know if that's fair.

606
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not really fair. How would you describe your relationship?

607
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, describe our relationship erylh and just think about the consequences.

608
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 3: Okay. I would sort of describe our relationship as you know,

609
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: one of those snakes that Bobby's always grabbing in the driveway.

610
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 3: You know, we might be wriggling and wrangling and getting

611
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 3: away from each other, biting the hand that feeds us.

612
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, all we want

613
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 3: to do is wrap ourselves around each other and and

614
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 3: get inside for some warmth. You know. I know that

615
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: there are times sometimes the clause of an eagle sort

616
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 3: of rip into us. That's a bit of a thinker.

617
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: Actual eagle clause. By the way, I actually eagle clause

618
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: because I caught an eagle and we were gonna we

619
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: were going to actually do you have you ever heard

620
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: of a turducan?

621
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were going to make one with an eagle. No,

622
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: but I was going to make a pan.

623
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: Cat eagle, which is a panda shoved in a cat's

624
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: asshole and then wrapped up and eagle feathers.

625
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: Wow, that was a crazy Thanksgiving Cheryl.

626
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're okay and not in any danger?

627
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 3: Oh God, Kyle, danger, No, no, no, no, no. Look,

628
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 3: I am exactly where I want to be. I'm with

629
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: the love of my life. He has changed me in

630
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 3: countless ways. Have I lost friends? Yes, everybody talk, everybody talks,

631
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 3: but for some reason my phone has been a little

632
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 3: quiet lately. But all that to say, you know, it's

633
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 3: worth it. I signed the contract. I knew what I

634
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 3: was getting myself into.

635
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 2: And of course, tell us about that contract. What does

636
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: that say in that contract? When you signed it for Bobby?

637
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: You could tell.

638
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it was under duress you got a baby?

639
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 3: No, no, it was sort of your classic Faustian bargain.

640
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 3: You know, will you get married to this man who

641
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: resembles a turn up in exchange for love and money

642
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 3: and fame.

643
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 2: And you know, I didn't know how much money.

644
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: That Kennedy money. It's it's sort of like Kennedy money

645
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: is like unknowable money. And now we're okay, at least

646
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: I's spend through a lot of it. Yeah, but you know,

647
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: he mays, spend through a lot of it on exotic animals.

648
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 3: Was a lot of those penises that he A lot

649
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,240
Speaker 3: of folks like to talk about his fascination with animal penises.

650
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 2: But I love penises.

651
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 3: I think you'll find that they they're pretty penny on

652
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 3: the black.

653
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: Mark penis, pretty pretty penny penis. You know, penis pretty

654
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: penny penis. And I want to tell you, have you yeah,

655
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: have you seen my Etsy shot pretty penny penis. It's

656
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: got turtle penises right now are on sale. Yeah, and

657
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: you know you there's also it's interesting, but the kloika

658
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: is not considered a penis or a vaginas. That's really

659
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: hot about it.

660
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: In any he wants me to get one, Oh well,

661
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 3: that's in the pope come out the same hole. And

662
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 3: if Bobby's added his way, I would have a kloeca.

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Speaker 2: Let's have some parting words between you guys the state. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want to set a finger up. Bobby's got a

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Speaker 2: finger up.

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Speaker 3: That means business.

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Speaker 1: That's two fingers for deb the worse and then and

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Speaker 1: then there you go the shaker. You know, I'll say

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Speaker 1: that that's right, it's all finger work at the Kennedy

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Speaker 1: Hines Household. So, Cheryl, I've realized over this conversation there's

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Speaker 1: something I want to say to you.

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Speaker 2: I've really upset you.

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Speaker 1: First off, I do want to say that there was

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Speaker 1: a nineteen sixty three Yukon study in Canada that was

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Speaker 1: done on baby bear cubs and worm infections that showed

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Speaker 1: a ninety eight percent immunity rate. And I don't think

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Speaker 1: I shared with you properly that all I was doing

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Speaker 1: was an act of love that I wanted you to

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Speaker 1: not suffer the same fate I suffered by having a

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Speaker 1: quarter of my brain eaten by.

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Speaker 2: A brain worm.

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Speaker 1: A quarter, almost an entire quarter of my brain is

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Speaker 1: now worm shit.

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Speaker 3: I thought you said that the size of a quarter

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Speaker 3: the amount.

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Speaker 1: That oh no, no, a quarter of it. Not a

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Speaker 1: size of a quarter, a quarter of my brain. Oh

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Speaker 1: but Cheryl, it's more than that.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: You know, at the end of the day, when I'm

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Speaker 1: done talking to President Trump and looking at all the

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Speaker 1: women at mar A Laco that he brings around, and

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Speaker 1: then texting nuzzy pictures of my penis or other animal penises,

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Speaker 1: and then seeing what she's got to send me, and

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Speaker 1: then accidentally forwarding it to you because your name is

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Speaker 1: still Kyle's name and my phone. But at the end

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Speaker 1: of all of that, I know I can always come

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Speaker 1: home to you in California after a few months, to

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Speaker 1: spend a weekend having powerful diarrhea while intermittently watching a

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Speaker 1: streaming show. And to me, I don't think anything says

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Speaker 1: love more than that. And I want to propose this

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Speaker 1: to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're gonna ask her to marry you. We're

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Speaker 2: already married, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: I would like you be I would and mustard you fuck.

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Speaker 2: I would like to propose.

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Speaker 1: That you escort me, madam, to the White House Corresponden's

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Speaker 1: Dinner reboot, happening July twenty fourth, at the invitation of

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Speaker 1: President Trump. And I promised you, not only will I

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Speaker 1: hold you tight, if Chris Gatan returns to finish the job,

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Speaker 1: I will grab you and use you as a human

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Speaker 1: shield in a final embrace where we will both end

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Speaker 1: our lives together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, would you take a bullet for the person that

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Speaker 2: love You could tell you would take a.

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Speaker 3: Bullet for me if we agree that it's sort of

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Speaker 3: a you know, a situational thing where the bullets closer

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Speaker 3: to you you catch it, and bulls close to me.

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Speaker 2: We're actually waiting for you to say this. We were

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Speaker 2: had a bet going about whether or not you would

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Speaker 2: agree to the human shield thing, and because of that,

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Speaker 2: we're going to go through with a divorce. So Bobby

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Speaker 2: is going to She said no, no, Bobby, sorry, no

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Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 2: no no. And now a word from today's sponsor, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: We have a new sponsor this week. We keep losing

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Speaker 2: the ones that we Yeah, that's good turnovers, good right, Well, no,

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Speaker 2: but we want to make money when I'm making money.

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Speaker 1: Off many Oh okay, have you ever thought I I

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Speaker 1: wish Grandma I could stay with us forever?

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, well now she can. Introducing Kruck's Home Burial Service,

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Speaker 1: the convenient way to keep your loved ones right where

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Speaker 1: they belong at home.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, yeah, barrier like loved ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but apparently you do it at your house. Why

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Speaker 1: spend thousands on a cemetery plot when you've got your

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Speaker 1: front yard, Kyle, your backyard or underneath those creaky attic

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Speaker 1: floorboards you just were complaining about how you had a

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Speaker 1: bunch of loose floorboards in your attic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a lot of loose floorboards, like I'm

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Speaker 2: always anytime you see me, I'm complaining about loose floorboards.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you always have if you notice, if you

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Speaker 1: watch the podcast, Kyle always has a red on his forehead.

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Speaker 1: That's way he wears the hat because he steps on

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Speaker 1: floorboards and they flip up and hit him in the

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Speaker 1: head like a cardoon constantly.

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Speaker 2: Well, home burial is not permitted by federal regulation, but

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Speaker 2: KRUC it's illegal.

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Speaker 1: Well, but Crux operates under a strict policy of don't ask,

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Speaker 1: don't smell. That's pretty good, right, hmm. Crux is suitable

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Speaker 1: for relatives, pets, and certain annoying actress wives named Meryl Pines.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so you're thinking about using the service to

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Speaker 2: bury your wife in your house. Oh no, Meryl Pines.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who she is. I don't know who

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Speaker 2: she is.

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Speaker 1: Is she and only murders in the building. Here's how

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Speaker 1: it works. One of our burial associates arrives at your

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Speaker 1: house with a shovel, third grade reading comprehension in a

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Speaker 1: shit face attitude, and they dig a huge hole outside

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Speaker 1: your house or for our premium package, directly under your

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Speaker 1: stained twin bed.

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Speaker 2: Well that's another thing you have, Kyle, ho boy, this

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Speaker 2: sounds like my house speaking to you.

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Speaker 1: Every member of our team is an ordained oddline, chaplin.

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Speaker 1: They'll offer a brief prayers I did from our catalog.

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Speaker 2: Just like prayer. I couldn't tell what the fuck you

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Speaker 2: were saying it said.

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Speaker 1: They'll offer a brief prayer selected from our catalog, like

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Speaker 1: Goodbye Merrow Pines. You wouldn't stop yapping in so I

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Speaker 1: had to cover the holes in your face until you

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Speaker 1: stop moving.

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Speaker 2: Amen. Wow, that's beautiful. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So if you're looking for a final resting place, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be cheap and illegal. Call crocs. We bring families

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Speaker 1: together permanently like that. That's you know what.

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Speaker 2: I would love to bury you in my house. I

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Speaker 2: you know I take that as well. What are you

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Speaker 2: gonna die? You're already one hundred and thirteen. When are

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Speaker 2: you going to die in my early seventies? That's insane. Well, look,

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Speaker 2: I hope you guys work shit out between you, because

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Speaker 2: there really is something really emotionally palpable there between you two.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: She's got to dig the way you treat her, so

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Speaker 2: she's just got to come around to it. But It

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Speaker 2: makes me think about how nuts this is that we

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Speaker 2: started with working out right, lifting these raisins and we

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Speaker 2: maybe try to work something out emotionally between you tube. Well, Kyle,

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Speaker 2: that's what you realize is that.

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Speaker 1: Working out doesn't only mean yes physically, and sometimes it

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Speaker 1: means emotionally working something out.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you guys for tuning in. Remember to work out.

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Speaker 2: It's really important, whether it's mental, emotional, spiritual, physical, Bobby,

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Speaker 2: are you okay, Kyle, You're supposed to spot me? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: put that down.

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