1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: This is dope, Fain. 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 2: Your heart is true, your repel and co down in 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 2: inviting everyone and pull off the mic just a little. 4 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 3: You sen, the biggest gift would be from me, and 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 3: the car detached would say thank you. Every iconic show 6 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 3: has their wacky cast of characters, and this Jewbil Show 7 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 3: is no different. 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 4: Well, it's the Jewbil Show with your drunkend Nina Hig. 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 3: And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi and 10 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 3: the newest member of our show, the Hip Divorce, who 11 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 3: loves collecting shoes almost as much as he loves his 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 3: college aged. 13 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 4: Daughter, producer Free what Up Dope. And then there's me. 14 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 3: I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's 15 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 3: the time a week where we check in and see 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 3: what's going on in our lives. 17 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 4: So, Nina, what's up with you this week? 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: You know how they always say your people will find 19 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: you nada, you know, yeah, and like you come across 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,279 Speaker 1: these people and you're like, oh my gosh, we. 21 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 4: Are so the same. You're my tribe exactly. 22 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: So I went to go get my eyebrows done because yes, 23 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: I overplucked. I'm a millennial. And now I get my 24 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: eyebrows micro bladed, and the girl that does them for 25 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: me is incredible, but the whole time she's like doing it, 26 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 1: it's like a tattoo. Victoria's looking at me like, what's 27 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:17,639 Speaker 1: micro blading? 28 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 5: I got that, but what do you mean you overplucked 29 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 5: your eyebrow? 30 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 4: Don't they hurt? 31 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 5: Like if anything, I'd underpluck them. 32 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: I mean, once upon a time, the eyebrows style was skinny, 33 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 1: and I let this one girl who claimed to be 34 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: my friend come at me with tweezers, but she made 35 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: me look all crazy and at the time she told 36 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: me I look good, but then they just never grow back, 37 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:36,759 Speaker 1: So then I was screwed, which is. 38 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 4: So messed up because I'm Persian. 39 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: I would have the best eyebrows if I didn't let 40 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: that girl come at me, but I did, and here 41 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: we are, so now I'm micro blade if. 42 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 4: You were wondering. 43 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: But anyway, my point is so the girl that was 44 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: doing my micro blading, her and I are like talking 45 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: and we're like, oh my gosh, are you following this 46 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: like true crime story? Oh my gosh, this ghost story? 47 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: Da da da da da da, And we're going back 48 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: and forth. And after I left, I was like that 49 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: was so cool, and I was like, I was talking 50 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: about murder with a woman who literally had like a 51 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: scalpel in her hand on my face the entire time, 52 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: and that. 53 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 5: Was a decision you made. 54 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 4: We're all clear. Shoo oops, we're all. 55 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 5: Good now my eye Thank you. 56 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 3: Nina has been marked as safe. 57 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 4: Victoria, what's up with you this week? 58 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 6: I think I owe everyone in my building an apology. Yeah, 59 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 6: I apologize, guys, because I. 60 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,399 Speaker 5: Almost almost burned us down last night. 61 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 6: I do apologize if I did it, no worries. I 62 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 6: woke up just in time, I think. 63 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 4: Because I was almost burned your place down. 64 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 5: Well, because I got really excited. 65 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 6: I had really bad bananas and so I wanted to 66 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 6: make something and I did it. 67 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 5: I made waite them. I made these little like oatmeal 68 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 5: banana like cups. 69 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 6: They're so yummy. I brought her in the oven off, 70 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 6: and then I just took a shower. 71 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 4: I went to bed. 72 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 6: Wow, I was But so it turns out I think 73 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 6: it's bad to leave your oven on before until last night. 74 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 6: But then I woke up in the middle of the 75 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 6: night and I was like, personman beeping, like I don't know, 76 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 6: like if it was I just feel like I should 77 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,399 Speaker 6: get up, And so I got up and I checked. 78 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 6: I was like, oh my gosh, my oven still on, 79 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 6: nothing burned down. I did to find like a piece 80 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 6: of oatmeal like burning at the bottom of the oven. 81 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 5: But that's it. 82 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 3: But okay, this is just another time that you almost 83 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 3: burn it another time. 84 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of times that you told us about. 85 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 6: But since the other times I've gotten a fire extinguisher, 86 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 6: do I say I got. 87 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 3: Everything? Passion producer Freeze, Victoria is just like, oh wait, 88 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 3: what do I do? I'm now she's never gonna sleep 89 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 3: stay awake every night with her fire extinguisher. 90 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 4: Producer Freeze, what's up with you? This week? 91 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 7: I think I've become a minial minimalist. Can you see 92 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 7: these things about minimal minimalists where like they have these 93 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 7: little houses and they don't they like strip away all 94 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 7: these I think I'm getting to that point in my 95 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 7: old age where I'm becoming that person. Because I was 96 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 7: talking last week about how I wanted to get rid 97 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 7: of my car, and I'm now in this place where 98 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 7: I'm like, once I get rid of my car, I 99 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 7: don't really have a lot of things, Like I have 100 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 7: like enough to live off of and I'm happy with 101 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 7: my apartment. But and I'm like, okay with it? 102 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 4: So TV? 103 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 7: Yeah I have, Yes, I have every Yes, I have 104 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 7: everything necessary, but I don't have, you know, extrenuous things. 105 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,159 Speaker 7: I'm not looking at goals to buy a new car, 106 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 7: buy a. 107 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 4: New this or that. And I'm like, oh, you need 108 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 4: is a TV and you play Xbox? Yeah okay? 109 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 7: And and you know my hinge account is about to 110 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 7: go dead. And I'm like, do I really want to 111 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 7: pay for this anymore? 112 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 4: Want to meet somebody? Then you got another thing? 113 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:52,799 Speaker 5: You're paying for him? Yeah, guys have to do that, guys. 114 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 4: Yes, guys have to do that. Yes we do. We 115 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,599 Speaker 4: pay for him too, don't we what? 116 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 5: I don't pay for Hinge? Are you kidding me? 117 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 4: Wait? 118 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 7: You pay for it, guys, in order to get the 119 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 7: the kind of service where your request or your comments 120 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 7: cut through. 121 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 5: I think there's tears. Yeah, did you have a nicer tear? 122 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 4: Yeah? He has that. 123 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 5: I thought you the blank like basic tear. You had 124 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 5: to pay for it? No, okay, okay, that's a thought. 125 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 5: What about you? 126 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 4: Joel's all over the place like it's about to explode. 127 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 5: I understand. 128 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 3: I want to give a shout out to the garbage man. 129 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 5: Hey, what I mean? 130 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 4: You know who you are. 131 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 3: Thank you so much, man, I owe you big time. 132 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 3: What if I just didn't say anything, he took the body, 133 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 3: you know, Like I'm not the most on top of 134 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 3: the doing chores and things like that, right, Like, Yeah, 135 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 3: that's why I would love to have a personal assistant, 136 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 3: because that was my only goal in life, was to 137 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 3: be successful enough to be. 138 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 4: Able to have a personal assistant so that I didn't 139 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 4: have to do chores anymore. 140 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm responsible for my own shi at this point, 141 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 3: and they don't get done very well. So I've had 142 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 3: trash piling up outside of my house for like three 143 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 3: weeks like a lot. Like my neighbors have to hate 144 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 3: me because literally, like I did some cleaning, so I 145 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 3: just was throwing trash bags in front of my driveway basically, 146 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 3: and then somebody went through my trash bags in the 147 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 3: middle nights through garbage everywhere. I started picking up one day, 148 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 3: but then I was like ew no, and then I 149 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 3: just left it. So there was trash all over my 150 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 3: driveway for like two weeks. But you know, don't stress 151 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 3: about things in life. Eventually they work out. I came 152 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 3: out the other morning because I missed the trash day. 153 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,599 Speaker 3: Every week, every week I missed my trash day the 154 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,479 Speaker 3: same day. It's always the same day, and I always 155 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 3: so there's just been trash piling up in my driveway 156 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 3: where almost people are going through it, and you know, 157 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 3: it's really I feel sorry for the people who have 158 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 3: lived next to me. But anyway, I was like, well, 159 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 3: eventually this trash will it'll figure yeah at some point. 160 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 3: But then I walked outside the other day and there 161 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 3: was a trash dude and he was like, hey, man, 162 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,799 Speaker 3: love the show, you know, And I was like, dope, 163 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 3: can you get this trash for me? And he's like, 164 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to, but yeah, I'll hook you up. 165 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 3: And then the trash got all taken. 166 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 7: Knowing people high places, man, that's all you gotta do. 167 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 6: What do you mean he wasn't supposed to do it 168 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 6: because it was it wasn't the trash day. 169 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 4: He was taking out trash from somewhere else to help him. 170 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 4: That's hysterical. That's saved my life. 171 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,239 Speaker 1: Being jubil really paid off at that moment. 172 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 3: That's the time a trash man saved my life.