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Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is caracl

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Speaker 4: Gara with our second episode of twenty twenty six. What

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Speaker 4: if I keep doing that?

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Speaker 2: Just count it down for every single get in.

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Speaker 4: I was going to count it up. Okay, we're gonna start.

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Speaker 4: This is the end of the season.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't count it down from two.

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Speaker 4: This is a second to last episode of twenty twenty

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Speaker 4: sixth God, I'm good at math humor. We have a

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Speaker 4: guest in the car where I'm good. We already, Uh,

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Speaker 4: Karen and I did all of our personal we we're spent,

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Speaker 4: so there's no reason to do the initial ten minutes

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Speaker 4: before we bring in.

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Speaker 2: A guest at all. We got to jump in.

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Speaker 4: It's just uncomfortable. You can hear them breathing.

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me breathing?

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Speaker 4: I can hear you whispering. But everyone, this is clubs, colleges.

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Speaker 4: She's done it all. Everyone put your ears together for

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Speaker 4: our friend Megan Mooney.

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Speaker 2: It's a big deal. Yeah, it's a big deal.

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Speaker 4: I say that for everyone. I wasn't. Maybe you have

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Speaker 4: been doing well.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing limited work lately, mostly down at the

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Speaker 1: Comedy Magic Club.

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Speaker 2: That's a good club, really touring.

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Speaker 1: It is a very nice one.

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Speaker 2: It's a little bit of an older crowd.

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Speaker 1: Which I think when I first moved here was intimidating.

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Speaker 1: And then I realized they're not They just might not

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Speaker 2: It's more of just a reality.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I just kind of did Cap City because it's

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Speaker 4: A thing I heard about back when we both lived there.

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Speaker 4: It or you didn't technically live there.

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Speaker 3: I did, you did.

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Speaker 2: Technically and then Eddie and I moved out.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, I remember, we're jogging to your house. Yes,

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Speaker 4: with a band. Anyway, it was the weekend like New

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Speaker 4: Year's Eve? What do we do? How about let's go

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Speaker 4: see comedy for the first time and since Larry the

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Speaker 4: Cable Guy and it was older folks, but it was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw you downe at the Comedy and

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Speaker 2: You were hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the best night we had there in

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Speaker 1: a while. Because we're like, Chris is going to be here,

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Speaker 1: and then we're striketing text messages. When are you guys

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Speaker 1: going to arrive? I'm like, probably on time? What about you, Chris?

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Speaker 4: Oh did I say that? Yeah? That's so funny.

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Speaker 4: Oh I guess, yeah, I was. I guess I was

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Speaker 2: Oh, you just didn't want to stand by yourself, right.

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Speaker 4: Well, there is like there is always a hey, there's

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Speaker 4: The food's really good, the well welcoming environment. But for

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Speaker 1: I feel like everybody feels that way. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I watching the whole show. A bunch of

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Speaker 3: Megan, am I wrong to say that? You and I

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Speaker 1: Not San Francisco, but we were together then, No, even

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Speaker 3: Oh when we used to do I used to do

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Speaker 3: Like it was I think I did it three or

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Speaker 1: It was you and Margaret show.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and we were all on the show together, yep.

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Speaker 3: When you got in, I was just like, wait a second,

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Speaker 2: My gosh, I know who they are. Was it fun?

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Speaker 1: remember a few of your jokes. Oh really yeah, well no,

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Speaker 1: know what, Emily Dickinson second place to jewel and then

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a definitely. Mark was a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You would say things like erotic and you and Margaret

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Speaker 1: Chow would start laughing so hard. I'm like, that's appropriate

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Speaker 3: Yes, he was, well, I have to say that guy

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Speaker 4: You know, you.

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Speaker 1: Should have been headlining when you were with Margaret Like

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Speaker 3: I'm not fishing for complidence, but I mean in that

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Speaker 3: But he was so like he supported like good interesting

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a bit unique in that way that

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Speaker 4: I have that experience too. I'm like, I guess I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he did enjoy that.

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Speaker 4: Like he he but he wasn't mad at all, No,

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Speaker 1: Like a big smile and he's like he really struggled.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they hated you, but he loves it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that was great. Yeah, yeah he I think he's

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He always let me open for like Judy to Nuda,

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Speaker 3: So that's the most fun part of starting stand up

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Speaker 3: and getting to be in clubs like that is like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he would always put me with Carlos Mencia and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know that this is a

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Speaker 1: Carlos would come on stage, grab the microphone and yell

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Speaker 1: And I had like six more minutes and I was like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, why aren't you laughing? She is very funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You, right, I mean maybe I mean from a good

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Speaker 2: The fuck off the stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. If you hated me, you're going to see me

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Speaker 1: selling merch for him later.

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Speaker 2: So enjoy that meet me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was uncomfortable. And then a co headlining that

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Speaker 4: No, that is where I did it didn't go How

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Speaker 4: did you go headline with here's a weekend of two

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Speaker 4: it was Tommy Drake or.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah I remember Tommy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I gat No, it's just funny to see a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. He had like other skills. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you have a brand new Lexus?

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Speaker 2: Why aren't you guys stunt all the time? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've watched him do similar jokes, but to kids

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Speaker 4: while doing magic. He had a different version of his

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Speaker 2: Yikes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's really creepy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of range.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's only creepy if you know the adult version.

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Speaker 4: He had a good, solid kids show. Yeah, and it

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Speaker 1: I had to co headline with Sean Rousse. Oh, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think I'm going to be

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Speaker 4: He really was, But it's there. There is no following

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Speaker 1: Well, it was either he ate it and I didn't,

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Speaker 1: or he killed and I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Like, there was no like.

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Speaker 1: People either really loved him or they were like, how

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Speaker 1: long is this going to be on stage?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 1: He was so funny, So yeah, quietly vulgar and funny

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Speaker 4: But smart and zero fear and a lot of his

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Speaker 4: he had like plastic fingers. Everything got replayed like puts

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Speaker 4: my I shouldn't even mention my arthritis. Compared to Sean Rouse's. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Of right, so many.

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Because you never heard that on this podcasting fourteen years.

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Speaker 2: All right, so do you want the worst one.

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Speaker 4: First or the multiple gifts?

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Speaker 4: Okay, are you about to hand me a table lamp?

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Speaker 1: No? I wish This is a definitely one of the worst.

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Speaker 4: This is the only Christmas I went to New York City.

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Speaker 4: It's it's a nut cracker with an American doll wig.

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Speaker 4: This nutcracker has no mandible to crack nuts.

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Speaker 4: She cracks them with her sternam in. Okay, so imagine

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Speaker 4: Oh you know what, this is analysis in Wonderland, not cracker. Yeah, drink,

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Speaker 4: I like to figure out puzzles, all right.

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Speaker 2: That is not a great one.

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Speaker 2: I'm a red light Yeah, red light.

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Speaker 3: Los Angeles homesick. Yeah, so what matters most los Angeles

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm not from Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: I'll be so mad seeing that. Hold that is vacancy

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of got a Yes, some of these

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Speaker 1: Why would you wrap that up?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Is this gonna be one of those Kansas snakes that

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Speaker 2: Just do it.

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Speaker 3: I didn't risk it.

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Speaker 4: What if I was the kind of person that took

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, I'm already wearing it.

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Speaker 4: It's another candle.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there's two candles. You guys get to fight over.

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Speaker 4: Oh, taking me back to my home state of Georgia.

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Speaker 2: What's the I don't know that was another one?

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Speaker 1: I just you refuse to. I wish I could. Actually,

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Speaker 2: Me, no big deal.

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Speaker 3: It's petty grain, camerameal santol and Bao bob fruit.

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Speaker 4: Is actually really great. I can't stop smelling.

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Speaker 1: What if I stole all these things? Compulsive shoplifter. No,

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Speaker 1: she's fine. I can't believe she's in jail. She's really nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh there's all that one for Karen. Oh you're gonna

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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?

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Speaker 2: And you know what, you don't need to wait for

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Ruth bader Ginsburg.

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Speaker 1: Socks boom, holy shit, and they're really lost.

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Speaker 3: They feel soft. Are you like me where you cannot

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Speaker 1: Bad socks? I have tolerated them long enough, right, someone

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Speaker 2: But now I have to buy good ones, yes.

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Speaker 3: Because sometimes when they have like if the weave is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Or if one of your toes is visible and

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Speaker 2: I look poor. I can't do this. These are these

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Speaker 2: we have three more. Love it. This one is for

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'll open it.

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Speaker 4: And I love this. Guys.

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Speaker 1: It's been a year, all right, so reopen gifts right,

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Speaker 1: taking my tree down? So the next election, and that's

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Speaker 3: Everybody focus on the good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a life straw. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: She likes to watch TV after I fall asleep and

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Speaker 1: he started watching Doomsday Preppers and ordered so much shit.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what are you doing so you can

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Speaker 4: And this don't assume this was a bucket list thing.

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Speaker 4: But can I drink my own pea with this?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Sure? You know what why don't you tell us?

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Speaker 4: Can I drink pea? That was that was the accent

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Speaker 1: All right, there's two left and uh, I just I'm

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Speaker 3: You and we're both gonna grab. I'm going to make

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Speaker 4: You've got to make.

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Speaker 2: A left turn.

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Speaker 4: This is so exciting the rest.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Not only have you made me feel good about the

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Speaker 2: Long break from college.

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Speaker 1: Come with you.

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Speaker 2: Enough of the chit chat.

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Speaker 3: Oh fancy, we.

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Speaker 4: Might have to fight over that. It's nourishing body. I

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Speaker 4: Japanese orange?

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's gonna be good.

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Speaker 4: That's your song. That's delicious. It's made in England.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they know their ship.

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Speaker 4: They're dry, they stay pale.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. I'm going to do this last one.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, this is so exciting, it really is.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's beautiful soap yeah, I'm starting to see something

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Speaker 2: Hey, you should smell better, your car should smell better.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, what's what smell is?

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Speaker 4: The this is?

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Speaker 2: That's fancy luck to use sire, extra.

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Speaker 4: Gentle mm hmm uh. I don't know Ribina, sabe and

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Speaker 1: They're known for being clean.

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Speaker 3: Shade butter soap is really good, real moisturizing.

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Speaker 2: You can use it on your hair.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can.

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Speaker 2: You have the worst hair of all time.

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Speaker 3: Kind of tell me that, all right?

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Speaker 1: And then if you want the bag, it's a kitty

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have a lot of these.

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Speaker 4: Oh this is a nice reusable tight Yes, it's a

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Speaker 2: Are you sure you incredible?

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Speaker 4: Are you sure you want to say?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I had to order like fifteen of them.

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Speaker 3: It's a French calf with a little but that's so cute.

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Speaker 2: That cat has a striped sweater on. Very fashion forward.

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Speaker 3: You are wow, Megan, that was amazing.

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Speaker 1: I right, circle back, take me back.

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Speaker 2: This is a year you cleaned out your house. Your

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Speaker 1: That's only the beginning of the purge in my house?

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Speaker 4: Why are you purging?

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Speaker 1: You know, Eddie, he keeps everything. I'm like, we have

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like our house isn't like cluttered, but

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Speaker 4: Are you comparing it to when Daniel Tosh lived there

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Speaker 1: No, that's definitely a different level because he was by himself.

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Speaker 2: He had nobody else in the house, so and truly

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Speaker 1: And my son's room was a movie theater oh with

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Speaker 2: Was he trying to be funny or did he mean it?

455
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: He was trying to be funny?

456
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 3: Okay?

457
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 1: Because we had to stay there once when our place

458
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 1: was getting like tented or something and before we had kids,

459
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: and we woke up to that and just started laughing.

460
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 2: That's so good.

461
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is. That is a Daniel joke. Yeah, scary

462
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 4: cardboard cut out to scare you in a closet.

463
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looked like a lifeguard or something. I was like,

464
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 1: are we at Baywatch? What's going on?

465
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 2: What is that guy doing these days?

466
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: Not to talk about he is doing a podcast, okay, yep,

467
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 1: and work on it. He is, And he's there as well.

468
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 3: And then they're doing a big tour.

469
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 1: I think it's called his Farewell Tour, but I don't

470
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 1: think it is the Farewell Tour.

471
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 4: I think it's it's a good it's a good marketing ploy.

472
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 4: All right. Yeah, I'm about to do my Make a

473
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 4: Wish tour. What are people on seats?

474
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

475
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: People really want to go to that show.

476
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait a minute.

477
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: I cried in a while.

478
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 3: You just brought a little Christmas into this car, right,

479
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 3: and you can leave.

480
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 1: A candle in here. Oh that's right, it'll get super

481
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 1: hot and make your car smell good.

482
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 4: Yeah in other way, yeah, I.

483
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 2: Don't have a sense of smell. If it did, I

484
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: couldn't tell.

485
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 4: You always is this.

486
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just never been able, like I think in

487
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: my twenties, it got like significantly worse and I love it.

488
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 4: And did you ever investigate why that happened?

489
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 1: No? I think I asked a doctor once and they're like, yeah,

490
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: that happens. Okay, cool? Cool? Like did you go to

491
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: med school?

492
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 2: Are an all?

493
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does every want to take their shirt off? This

494
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 1: is weird?

495
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

496
00:22:54,920 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 4: So is your son Oliver going? He's graduated.

497
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: He graduated high school last year and he I wasn't

498
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: sure what he wanted to do. Didn't want to lead California.

499
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: So he's doing a community college nearest, oh for two

500
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 1: years and then he'll kind of transfer wherever he.

501
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, get those credits out.

502
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: Exactly, then he can transfer anywhere he wants.

503
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 2: I know.

504
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 1: It's awesome and it's funny.

505
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: Out of high school.

506
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I was like, what are you kidding me?

507
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: And then my daughter was like, don't get used to this.

508
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: You're paying for me to go somewhere awesome. And I

509
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: was like, oh boy, and yeah, yeah, is she.

510
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 2: A smarty pants? She is really smart.

511
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: She didn't try She's like, I'm gonna start trying this

512
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: is the semester, like your grades are so good, You're

513
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: not like, do we have to do a genetic test?

514
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 4: Well? Even as a kid, or certainly last time when

515
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 4: we had Thanksgiving, when you had U sober for Thanksgiving? Ye,

516
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 4: talking to her is like she's she's like a little adult. Yeah.

517
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: Her house is like morphed into a dorm. Like it's like, hey,

518
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: what's up there? Any food in the forge? Mia? Can

519
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: you sign this? I have to bring it to school.

520
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I signing things? What did you do?

521
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: But it's never anything that bad.

522
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 4: It's never bad.

523
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always like, oh, okay, you can go.

524
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 4: It's a permission slip so that I can wrestle.

525
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: But like I feel like when my parents had to

526
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: sign something, I was like, you did what?

527
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 3: You can't do this right?

528
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: You can't say that to.

529
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 4: People really good at my mom's signature, Ah yeah yeah.

530
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 4: Is Maya still wrestling?

531
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: She stopped this year because she was you have to

532
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: do a sport for two years or pe, and she

533
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not doing pe right, So she did

534
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: wrestling Oliverdton football and then as soon as she could stop,

535
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: she's like, I think I'm done. But she is managing

536
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: the team.

537
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 2: Which is good. Now is it wrestling?

538
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: There's two teams, a women and a men's team. That's

539
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 1: great wondering because when she said you wanted to do it,

540
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: I was like, oh Miah, right, what and she goes

541
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: there's a women's team and I'm.

542
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 3: Like, okay, cool.

543
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then I was like, they announce your weight

544
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: for the match, Like I don't think I could do that,

545
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: So like they don't care. Those girls, they're hilarious and

546
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 1: they're all like, you have to be in pretty good

547
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: shape to do that.

548
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they are.

549
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: But I was like if someone anything started with like

550
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna yell your weight and then you show up

551
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: and compete, I'd be like, you know what, goodbye.

552
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're from Ohio, where wrestling is so important,

553
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 4: even at a high school level. It's on the I

554
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 4: don't I wouldn't do it.

555
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: All girls Catholic school. There was no wrestling.

556
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 4: Oh but on the news, wouldn't they have like in

557
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 4: Texas where they're like why are they talking about high

558
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 4: school football?

559
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no they did. Ohio is a weird, like

560
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 1: high school sports are.

561
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 4: I was just traumatized. Yeah, wrestling they had did you

562
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 4: wrestle in gym class. They would there was a day

563
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 4: where even if you weren't on the wrestling team, you

564
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 4: had to wrestle in gym and the girls that day

565
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 4: didn't have to do anything, they had to sit and watch.

566
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 4: What is the motivation there? Why did they do this?

567
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: Why would they pick an activity that only half of

568
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: you can do right? Like square dancing?

569
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 4: Every terrible time it was, I'm.

570
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I would say, pe teachers aren't really

571
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: bringing it, like they're not really like, hey today, I'm

572
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: gonna be dialed in ideas.

573
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm also teach world history.

574
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 1: Or like yeah, pe teacher, which you opened like a

575
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,479
Speaker 1: sports bra and like no shirt. I was like, what

576
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: are you doing? This is an old girls' school. Why

577
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: are you wearing a camouflaged sports bra?

578
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 3: Because I can expression?

579
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, m camouflage.

580
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's it was camo. Yeah, like and it wasn't

581
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 1: you know the cool camo they had.

582
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: Now no, no, there was.

583
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: Guys about to go hunting.

584
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: Yes, because in Ohio, Chris will tell you.

585
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like wrestling and hunting.

586
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 4: I was just about to bring up Ohio. Yeah, but

587
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 4: comedy wise, you're from Texas, San Antonio right, Austin, Austin.

588
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 4: You're from Austin.

589
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,959
Speaker 3: I moved there right after college.

590
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 4: Okay.

591
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was actually born in Texas and then my

592
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: parents moved to Ohio when I was little and then

593
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: came back to Austin, Texas, stayed there. I think it

594
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 1: was there for like six or seven years, and then

595
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: it's you and our other friends were starting to move in, Eddie,

596
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 1: and I moved out right, which was a bummer because

597
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: you guys were it was finally like fun people moving

598
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: there and we left.

599
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 4: So yeah, it did seem like when I moved there,

600
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 4: everyone that I was excited about becoming friends with kind

601
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 4: of what's gone. Like, yeah, I was like, oh, I'll

602
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 4: become friends with Howard Kramer and Chip Pope and yeah,

603
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: They're like, no, they were just visiting. They got out

604
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 4: of here.

605
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: They did live there though before.

606
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, and I moved there yet.

607
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 1: And Laura House yep, that was one of my first friends.

608
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 2: I love her, she's the best. And then like Martha

609
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 2: you Michelle.

610
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 4: Balloon, Yeah, that was that was my jim graduating class, right.

611
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I was stuck between these two worlds

612
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: of like old comics who were not having me they

613
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: were just like no, and then young fun comics, and

614
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: then just as it was getting fun, we moved.

615
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: The funny thing is though, because I remember those older

616
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 4: comics that were kind of grampy and gave me a

617
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 4: hard time and would turn off the mic when a

618
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 4: joke didn't work. When I go back tossed and they're

619
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 4: the ones that come and say hi, oh yeah yeah,

620
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 4: like like Hard Beacher and J. C. Shakespeare, They're like

621
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 4: they show up and they're like proud of me, and

622
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 4: they say sweet things, and I'm like.

623
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.

624
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's interesting, let's carry on. I don't know.

625
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: I talked to you life online. Yes he's still he's

626
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 4: a good artist and yeah yeah.

627
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 3: But do you think they were like giving you the business,

628
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 3: like teaching you how to get you know, tough as

629
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: too right?

630
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: I think they just I was weird in the fact

631
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: that I didn't care if they liked me. I just

632
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is like something I want to try.

633
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't need to make a ton of friends.

634
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: I just want to do what I want to do.

635
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: And Laura was literally the only one that was like,

636
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: this is awesome. You don't even care what they hate you,

637
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm aware of it, but yeah, and

638
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: then uh, it's weird when you kind of move up

639
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: the ranks a little quicker than them, they get mad

640
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: and right, yes, it's just uncomfortable. But I was like,

641
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to stick around and like talk.

642
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: About how much I suck. Like I'm just gonna leave

643
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: after my set.

644
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, the environment around every year when they would do

645
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 4: the Funniest Person in Austin contest, the weird competitive but

646
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 4: like I'm going to get in your head.

647
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: Would like games tell people like they meet that they

648
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: won this award and I'm like, I don't think anyone

649
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: knows what it is, and like they would all like

650
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: it was like a big thing. And some of them

651
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: like were super nice and had regular and some were

652
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: just like oh my god.

653
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: Like Howard Beacher, You're like.

654
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: Hey, Hollywood comes to me and I'm like, why are

655
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: you saying this coming deep because it's fear.

656
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 3: Don't you think it's that kind of like yeah, fuck,

657
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 3: because that's to me, that's everybody in San Francisco. I

658
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: was coming up where it's like fuck La and it's

659
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 3: like right, so you can stay here and basically not

660
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 3: go try and see.

661
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 2: If you could make it down.

662
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: And like San Francisco has like that storied past with

663
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: comedy where like when people are like I started there,

664
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I can't wait to hear what you

665
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: have to say. But like Austin at that time didn't

666
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: really have a lot of people starting there that there

667
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: was who's a the the big Johnny Pineapple Johnny Pineapple?

668
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: Y wait, is that real?

669
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 3: Yes?

670
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 5: The fact that you said Johnny and I said he

671
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 5: was one of the original outlaws of comedy, which it's

672
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 5: like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinnison.

673
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: And Johnny Pineapple.

674
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Johnny Pineapple.

675
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: That's so funny talk about a povapple.

676
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: It was all.

677
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 4: Man the entire hour pineapple based comedy.

678
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. It was good.

679
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know that I was. It was

680
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 4: like a character kind of right.

681
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: I don't even know who knows. I like, I was

682
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: not paying attention.

683
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean to hear Pineapple.

684
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

685
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 4: Every time, waiting in that hallway to possibly eat it

686
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 4: at the laugh stop, I would see a poster and

687
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 4: it would have some familiar faces and then Johnny Pineapple

688
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 4: and it looked like he was singing into something that

689
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 4: wasn't a microphone.

690
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's like when I was a little lif

691
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 3: stop and I it was the first couple nights of

692
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: when I'm headlining again, mystified. But you know, at least

693
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: I had the forty one minutes to qualify. Yep, And

694
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: everyone's drinking at the bar afterwards, and this guy was like, yeah,

695
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: you did okay, And I was like, wow, thanks so much,

696
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,719
Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, I'm a balloom comic. And

697
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 3: I was like, if you're joking right now, you're the

698
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 3: funniest person I've ever met.

699
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: And you're not joking right now. It was he was real.

700
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 3: I mean, seriously, get up there.

701
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, you can't just make up a genre.

702
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: I know by yourself.

703
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: I'm a hot air balloom comic. Yes, only two people

704
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 4: in the audience per show.

705
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of balloon that gets inserted into a

706
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: heart comic. Who's like the best thing.

707
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: Ever about comedy is when you do it on the

708
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,719
Speaker 1: road is the war stories, Like you're just telling it.

709
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: Like I have had countless men come up to me

710
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: and be like, Hey, what your ec needs is some

711
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: kind of instrument or like a bottle you can blow into.

712
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, thank you so much. This is

713
00:32:54,560 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: so helpful. Can I borrow your head like a like at.

714
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: The end of it, Yeah, like a chuo choo.

715
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't understand what.

716
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people tried to talk me out

717
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: of comedy into a jug band. Yeah. Yeah.

718
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: Do you have spoons?

719
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

720
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: I do.

721
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: It's like, so do you mean a beer? What are

722
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 2: you talking about?

723
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: That was a guy in I think it was Butda,

724
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: Texas or one of those tiny little towns. He's like,

725
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: you need like a beer body can blow into and

726
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: it's like a good distraction. It's like an end new

727
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: joke coming. And I was like, oh my god, I

728
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: think I just, you know, maybe do a different topic.

729
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: And they know new joke coming, like there's a clear

730
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: end to the old joke.

731
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

732
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: I don't need the new topic.

733
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: But maybe I should get a chart up there and

734
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: be like hey uh. But like he was blowing into

735
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: like four or five of them for a song at

736
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: the end of his and I was like, are you

737
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: trying to create? It's like, have you know, get a

738
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: little traction on this bottle work?

739
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: Basically getting other people to copy him so he can

740
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 3: turn around and be like, hey, she ripped off my ayes.

741
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: I don't know she's stealing.

742
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just running by pad and bench. You should

743
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 4: have you should have a time clock so you punch

744
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 4: in and then punch out after each job. Exactly what

745
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 4: are you talking.

746
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: About, like if you've ever been like fired from a

747
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: room And the answer for me is yes, I'll lie.

748
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: If somebody else tells me they've been fired, I'm be like,

749
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: oh God, I've never been fired. They're like, what it's

750
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: like home by Thursday from every club in the South.

751
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: When did you get fired, Savannah Georgia? A lot of

752
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: Georgia rooms?

753
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 4: Did it smell like this? Savannah Candle?

754
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: He doesn't know.

755
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 3: I'll never know.

756
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: When have I known you? And you keep bringing up

757
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: the smell things about Georgia? Yeah, Home by Thursday? A

758
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: lot of you know, one night er is that they

759
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: wanted to fire me, but I was leaving anyways, We

760
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: talked about it.

761
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 3: The same I did that with a lot of colleges,

762
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 3: and I was just thinking about this one the other night.

763
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 3: It was in Arkansas, I can't remember the city. It

764
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 3: was a college where they brought me in. They were

765
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 3: the kids were super nice. It was pretty small, and

766
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: then when they brought me to the quote unquote stage,

767
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 3: it was like, uh, what do you call it?

768
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 2: Like a kiosk? Outside?

769
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: It was outside, and then there was a lawn and

770
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: there was like up a hill and all the kids

771
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: were sitting on the top of this hill one hundred

772
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 3: or fifty yards away. I was on this cement octagonal

773
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 3: thing that they I don't know if they like that's

774
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 3: where the Dixie Band played in the summertime. And there

775
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 3: was a sign behind me it's like comedy Night Karen

776
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 3: Kilgariff and I did probably eight minutes to absolute fucking silence,

777
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 3: and then the one side of the sign fell down

778
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: and I was like thank you so much and left

779
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 3: because I was like self fired because I was like,

780
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 3: you're not allowed to put people outside without telling them.

781
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: But also I'm terrible. I am in such a gap,

782
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: like where you where are you going? Please support me?

783
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: And also this is fucking terrible.

784
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to do like a lunchtime and

785
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah. I got there and was like what

786
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: and they're like, uh, but now I'm like interrupting people.

787
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 2: They're trying to study or have study groups, and.

788
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm just like I I'm contractually obligated to finish my set.

789
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

790
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they you do those nap Did you ever

791
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 4: do go through the motions of a NAKA conference. Yeah,

792
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 4: Schools choose you, then.

793
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: They want to book you in like a group, and

794
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, but it's cheaper, and I'm like, I

795
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: would rather fly out one by one, Yeah, every three

796
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 1: days to Kansas.

797
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 4: They just don't take a discount from you goons, right dunes,

798
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 4: you collegiate goons.

799
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: For like I've had like Roanoke, Virginia. It was parents'

800
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: night and they're like, you have to be clean. I'm

801
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: like I could, I can do it, and I was clean,

802
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: and still people complained. I'm like, what do they think

803
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: comedy is?

804
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: There's ideas will be presented.

805
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: I mean clean isn't like, hey, this is a children's show.

806
00:36:55,719 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's oftentimes their idea of clean is you

807
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 4: can go out there and really let her rips say darn,

808
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 4: and then the minute you do, you're I'll snatch it

809
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 4: up with my snatch that one, I'll up with my snatches.

810
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: That was because a guy said you should say that,

811
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: and I was like, what, I know, I shouldn't say

812
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: that he had like a five minute bit about his

813
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 1: kit and hitting his balls, and I was like, I

814
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: don't know what to do here. I'm confused. Are you

815
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: being serious giving me all these cool words word suggestions?

816
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

817
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 4: Some of it. In retrospect though, that a woman named

818
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 4: Roxanne Davis or something. She came to Austin and then

819
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 4: I was about to move to LA and she said,

820
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 4: you know what you need to do? Impressions, you have

821
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 4: avoid you have the ability to do impressions, impersonations and imitations,

822
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 4: and did all three picture do? Compile them and try

823
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 4: out for Saturday Night Live. You have to do it.

824
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 4: And I in retrospect I'm like, oh, maybe that wasn't

825
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 4: a bad idea, But at the time I was furious.

826
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 4: It's like I just want to be myself and tell

827
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 4: jokes I do not want to do.

828
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: I think that she gave you three different things you're

829
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: good at, Like it wasn't like.

830
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: All yeah without seeing, Like how do.

831
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: I get him to understand what I'm saying?

832
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: I'll say it three different.

833
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 4: Ways, imitations, impersonations.

834
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 3: Sound alikes, sound alikes, copycutters and look them up.

835
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 4: And I need to see an hour of copycats from

836
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 4: you facial and vocal. Yeah. I.

837
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, you're like, uh, that's I'm too legit for that,

838
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 3: and you go on stage and start pulling wigs off

839
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:44,479
Speaker 3: your head.

840
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that is what I did.

841
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: It's trying to this is talking about is Grandpa's sock?

842
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: Remember that joke. It was like, he goes, I had

843
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: to put a sock on for him, and it was

844
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: a lot like putting a sock on a croissant. I,

845
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I had all Karen knows that.

846
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 4: I go this detailed, disgusting medical Is the.

847
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: Dry skin like a thing in your family? Why be concerned?

848
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 2: Is that lotions I brought to that gets you on?

849
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 4: That was just me. I don't know why I think that.

850
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 4: Actually I said that once and then your husband grabbed

851
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 4: my notebook and wrote it down and I kept saying it.

852
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 1: He's loose with the boundaries, but he is funny. He

853
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: knows I remember what you guys were working in, like

854
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 1: Saint Louis, I think together or maybe Missouri.

855
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: And after the show.

856
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: He goes, this old guy goes, tell your brother he

857
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: doesn't have to yell so loud into the microphone.

858
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: About it, Like a bunch of brothers Yeah.

859
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 4: In that moment, I looked at his face and I'm like, oh,

860
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 4: we do have.

861
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: Almost only let you work together, like both of them

862
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: are going to.

863
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: Work or they're not going to come at all.

864
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 3: Tell you, brother, shut up. What do you know?

865
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 5: Brother, You're the only two guys with blue eyes in

866
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 5: this whole town.

867
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 4: Yeah. That was so funny. Yeah, that was like a

868
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: bar show. That was terrifying.

869
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: And wherever you were working at He's like, yep, I'll

870
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: do it, Chris, Yeah, I'm doing it fun times.

871
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, he gave me my first like featuring for

872
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 4: Eddie was the first time I ever worked outside of Boston.

873
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 4: That was that was early on.

874
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: Where was it?

875
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 4: I think the first San Antonio Dayton.

876
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,919
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you really started with a tough one and yeah,

877
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: the gem city he called.

878
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 4: I woke up. The guy called at six am and

879
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 4: said you're late. You're late for radio. You're supposed to

880
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 4: do morning radio. Yeah, And I was like, oh no,

881
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, I'm well, get dressed. I got you.

882
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, how is that at six am?

883
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 4: You got me? You just lied and I believed you.

884
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 2: Where's the six am?

885
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: Yes, he woke up, he said an alarm to do

886
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: this when you start stealing from him.

887
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 2: Well, what I did was wait, sorry, that was Eddie

888
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: that did that. No, no, no, Eddie has way better pranks.

889
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: Is the guy way more elaborate?

890
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 4: I ran that club. I won't speak his name because I.

891
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: Believe Jim I passed away.

892
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 4: Oh he did, I think, so look at me. He's

893
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 4: probably listening and crying only on the inside.

894
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 2: He's like, it was a good prank.

895
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: You were upset and a prank, and why are you

896
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: saying this about him?

897
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 4: But later that day, I didn't grow up with a dishwasher.

898
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 4: We washed my hand?

899
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 2: How were we here?

900
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 4: I put on the train tracks on the dishwasher talking.

901
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 4: Oh in the condo, which was like a thirteenth floor.

902
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the high rise building. Yeah, it is like

903
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: the tallest building in Dayton.

904
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 4: I took dawn like liquid soap, it was all my

905
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 4: guessin yeah, and put it in the dishwater and in

906
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 4: the dishwasher. Created like a nineteen eighties for the phone party,

907
00:41:55,480 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: the entire four feet deep every room, and then the

908
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 4: bubbles popped in here. I destroyed the floor. Wow, So

909
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 4: don't do a fake wake up call. It's my point,

910
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 4: that's right.

911
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: Oh was that your revenge.

912
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 4: I didn't. I realized now.

913
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: It was now you have to replace the flooring.

914
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 4: I felt awful though, I was so embarrassed, but.

915
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah that was Is that why you

916
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: hate Ohio? Is that why you're coming down on me?

917
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 4: I'm a huge fan. I love the rest.

918
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: As an Ohio and I'm so proud of There's so

919
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: many great things that come out of it.

920
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 3: Name three.

921
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. When I left Ohio was like, I'm pretty sure

922
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm never going to go back. Like I got a

923
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: car now, I'm not going back. Yeah, you don't have

924
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 1: to staking my claim in Austin.

925
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 4: It seemed like all the road work when I first

926
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 4: started was somewhere in Ohio though.

927
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it's.

928
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 4: I went there a lot and I haven't been back since.

929
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I was either fired or like not

930
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: invited back. And like when you get fired, it's a

931
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: great talk. You're like, I'm looking for feedback. Hit me up, Okay,

932
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: not slutty enough, got it? I mean yeah, some guy

933
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: goes it's like you're talking about math and stuff. I'm like,

934
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm literally not talking about math at He's like, nobody

935
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: just feels it's just got that vibe. Of like, oh,

936
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a test.

937
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 3: That's so crazy when because I completely remember it now,

938
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 3: I remember us doing that and we had like ass

939
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 3: kicking week. Yeah, well we work together.

940
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: I know.

941
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 2: That club was great though.

942
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: They loved they like it was at a time where

943
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: if you had more than two women on a show,

944
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: they're like, what is this Lilith Fair? Yeah, I'm already bored.

945
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: They're going to talk about their periods the whole time.

946
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then Mark would always book the shows where

947
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: it would be like a fun all ladies and he

948
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: wasn't like ladies' night, yeah, leave your husband's at home. Yeah.

949
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 4: That he was the first example of someone that actually

950
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 4: curated a scene. Yeah. So you look out and it's like, oh,

951
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: these are all oil tycoons and uh it just Peter.

952
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: There were people like cowboy hats on.

953
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 5: Like with jewelry and cowboy hats laughing at my lot

954
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 5: of white jeans weird comedy.

955
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, lot of white jeans, like in a comedy club,

956
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: are you kidding me?

957
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, people got dressed up to go out there.

958
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: That it was Houston, right, yep, yeah, yeah, Houston, Texas.

959
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: That was the one where on that week that we

960
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 3: were there. Martina and I one day wanted to go

961
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 3: to the mall and you want to go thrift shopping?

962
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: Yes, because there we were in that part of town

963
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: where there were great thrift stores. I was like, you

964
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 1: just take my car, and you guys started laughing so hard,

965
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't give a shit. I'm insured,

966
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: Like everyone knows who you two are. If you steal it,

967
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: you'll get caught if you run it into a wall.

968
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: I pay insurance every month. They never get to use it.

969
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 3: Well because we also, that's so funny. I remember that

970
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 3: because it was in the there there was a name

971
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 3: for that area, right.

972
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that was where the club was.

973
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was.

974
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 2: Another one where we had to We walked ri Broke.

975
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 3: We walked to the mall and it was the part

976
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 3: of Houston where there are no pedestrians allowed, so we

977
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: were it would be like if we were walking along

978
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: this like mini highways.

979
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: Right, Houston has no zoning laws, so you can be

980
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: in an apartment and across the store like street is

981
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: a high rise, a corporate building, and then a strip

982
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 1: club across that street. Yeah, you're like, what is happening?

983
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: And then four houses in another high rise. Yeah, you're like,

984
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: do you guys have any laws?

985
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: What's happening here?

986
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 3: But like walking along that it was so depressing, but

987
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: it was like but it was like, how do you

988
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 3: fill your days?

989
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 2: If you don't go to the mall, you.

990
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: Borrow the opener's car.

991
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 2: I solved our problem.

992
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 1: We did that once for like we're never ask licenses

993
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: are like the probably do the most.

994
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 2: They seem cool, so generous.

995
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 3: You can have my car, see the ladies had to

996
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 3: be for the ladies, yep, yep.

997
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: And my fat and uncle lived there, so I'm like,

998
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 1: if you ruin my car, I'll just call my aunt uncle.

999
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you got to take me to work,

1000
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: you got to stay up late, you gotta help me, right.

1001
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, so funny, Yeah.

1002
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 4: There, yeah there, You're right. There was so many streets

1003
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: there that we're not safe, not pedestrian, and there wasn't

1004
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 4: even a like why would you be.

1005
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: A pedestrian friendly just in the nature of how they

1006
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: were built. They were also like people yelled stuff, yes

1007
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: if you tried to cross it, right, like you shouldn't

1008
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: say that about me. That's they're unkind, they're wrong.

1009
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 4: They had correct me if I'm wrong but when you

1010
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 4: get off the freeway, the I think they called it

1011
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 4: a feeder road, but the front of the road, yeah,

1012
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 4: parallel to the freeway would have an oncoming lane of traffic.

1013
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 4: So as you exit the freeway there is a are

1014
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 4: getting on a two lane road and the oncoming lane

1015
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 4: just has a yield sign. Yeah, so it's up to

1016
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 4: them to making it sound crazy. It is absolutely. I

1017
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 4: could not believe it, and there's no it was.

1018
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: Safety was like safety fourth. It was not safety first, yeah,

1019
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: safety later.

1020
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll get to safety.

1021
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 4: Well, the rumor was the guy that designed the freeways

1022
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 4: there and the I thirty five was someone that killed

1023
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 4: themselves because of the guilt. They felt all the fatalities.

1024
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: But it was only when it rained. He didn't know

1025
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, when it rains, it's a lot of oil.

1026
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 2: That's why it can't all be left to one person.

1027
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 2: You got to collaborate.

1028
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 4: He was, he was not in charge of the rain,

1029
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 4: just ten foot on ramps. Yeah. Immediately, I think I.

1030
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: Had kids to get out of doing the road now

1031
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: that we're talking about it, because I still did it

1032
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: with my first with my son, I was like, oh

1033
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: travel And then when I had the second one, I'm like,

1034
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: all right, I can't do this anymore. I gotta get

1035
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: a real job. Yeah, and stay in town. But you

1036
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: are doing stand up again a little bit here and there. Yeah,

1037
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,280
Speaker 1: Daniel kept introducing me, is the stay at home comic

1038
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: of the year.

1039
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

1040
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: I can't get mad, but it hurts a little bit.

1041
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 4: Well, you're you're doing.

1042
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 2: I can't be gone forty weeks a year.

1043
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 4: There are people like you or Chad Daniels, who I'm like, wait,

1044
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 4: you raised kids who are now off to college and

1045
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 4: the whole time right his career because he never stopped no,

1046
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 4: And I'm like, who's watching your at the time fourteen

1047
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 4: year old kids?

1048
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a ex wife now. But wife at the

1049
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: time was a professor. Oh at college And I was like,

1050
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: how did you guys meet car accident? No way, you

1051
00:48:56,239 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: were in class. But yeah, so she was at home

1052
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: all the time. And then when he was at home,

1053
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: he didn't have a lot to do.

1054
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 2: He was really focused, which was great.

1055
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 4: Well, of course I met him through you.

1056
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: We both ye came into town and oh my god,

1057
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: Chad used to stay with us all the time. And

1058
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 1: then you were staying there, you'd pick me up from

1059
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: La X.

1060
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen, When I moved to Los Angeles, I had

1061
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 4: no money or plan and they were living in Redondo

1062
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 4: Beach and I just stayed at their place and.

1063
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: We were traveling all the time, like just stay there.

1064
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 4: Who cares? Yeah, thank you for that.

1065
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: At that time I had a nice Honda for do Yeah,

1066
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: and thank you also for Yeah. I think I was

1067
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: driving a Jeep Bravada in Texas at the time. I

1068
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: was a lease. You know, he wasn't fully sold on it.

1069
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: Also didn't have money.

1070
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 4: Ironic that a Bravada is nothing to brad about.

1071
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the muffler didn't work. It was very loud. I

1072
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: did not know that that was a thing. But people

1073
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: to actually I get your muffler fixed. I'm like, how

1074
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: do you know a car? Medium that's going on?

1075
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 4: No one talks. Do mufflers exist anymore? There used to

1076
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 4: be entire businesses. There was a guy in my hometown

1077
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 4: called the Muffler Bandit. Oh, he didn't steal. He just

1078
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 4: made a sculpture of a cowboy out of mufflers and

1079
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 4: decided to name his company the Muffler Bandit. It's a

1080
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 4: weird name, but they were People were always going there.

1081
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 4: I think your muffler going south? Yeah, used to be.

1082
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: I hit an armadillo. Oh, and then I got sad.

1083
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, but I think it ran on.

1084
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 4: But it did. It turn to a ball and roll away.

1085
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it pierced the muffler, which I think is

1086
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: under the car. It was fine, but it Yeah, I

1087
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: don't if I hit an animal, it's like a good

1088
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 1: three days that I'm like, is it a right look

1089
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: for it?

1090
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 2: Horrible? Do I have to take it to a vet?

1091
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 2: Is it going to try to bite me somewhere?

1092
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 4: Gloves well, hunt you down? Yeah? Armadillo with a vengeance.

1093
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: This is an angry one for.

1094
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 4: God about armadillo's. I have not thought of them since

1095
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 4: I left Texas.

1096
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have them out here.

1097
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 4: No, No, they are only there. If you ever seen one, Karen.

1098
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 2: I've only seen them in like the movie.

1099
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 4: They are the cutest.

1100
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: They really thrive.

1101
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's literal a possum wearing a suit of armor. Yeah,

1102
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 4: it's amazing.

1103
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 2: And you come across them a lot, not a.

1104
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: Ton at night, they'll run across the road. Okay, yeah

1105
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: they're not. They're better looking than possums. There's a lot

1106
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: of possums in my neighborhood now, and I'm like, is

1107
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: someone ripping all your fur out?

1108
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? They're they're real catchy.

1109
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 2: They're sick and they always look panicked.

1110
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then if you catch one and you think

1111
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: you've you know, people like go, I thought it was dead,

1112
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: and then again you bring it inside, Like, I don't

1113
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: know why anyone would bring one inside, but then it

1114
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: wakes up.

1115
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, they like close their eyes and stick their toe out.

1116
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 4: When I had a cat in Venice, I before I

1117
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 4: let it in the house, I was feeding a handful

1118
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 4: of cats on the porch and I would look out

1119
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 4: the window because it would be like, yeah, well, after

1120
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 4: I got the pigeon seed off of me, I would

1121
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 4: have a cigarette yeah, and a high ball, put some

1122
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 4: in my pocket, and then I'd hit the porch to

1123
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 4: see cat, cat, possum, cat like all lined up to

1124
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,919
Speaker 4: eat the food I put out.

1125
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1126
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 4: And that's when I started liking possums because they'll just

1127
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 4: hang out with cats yeah and eat with them. And

1128
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 4: the cats were cool with the possum yeah, and stopping

1129
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 4: cool too.

1130
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. Weird.

1131
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: I like strolen into this cat algorithm and I've never

1132
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: had a cat. I don't know much about them, but god,

1133
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: they're cute. Yeah, I'm starting to like them because of

1134
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: videos where they crawl into a cup and fall asleep.

1135
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: When I'm like, and then I look at my dogs,

1136
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: who I really love.

1137
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: But they can't do that.

1138
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: No, they can bear crawl into their beds like they fall.

1139
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: One of them fell off the couch the other day.

1140
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: I was like, what is happening? Is it time?

1141
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 2: It's the easiest thing you could do, lay on the couch.

1142
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: I have fallen off a couch. I'm not proud of it,

1143
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: but it happened. My husband was watching the kids and

1144
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: our son fell off the bed and he goes, I

1145
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: saw the whole thing. I could have stopped, and I

1146
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: was like, why didn't hear? And he goes, I just

1147
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what would happen.

1148
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's great.

1149
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: And it was like that a very high bed, but

1150
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 2: he fell off of it.

1151
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: And then there's another time he's getting on an escalator

1152
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: but he had never been on one.

1153
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 2: He was like three, and Eddie goes.

1154
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: He's like, Edie's laughing so hard and I pick him

1155
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: up and I go, what is wrong with you? He

1156
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: could have gotten hurt and he goes. It was like

1157
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 1: watching Elf, like he just didn't know what to do.

1158
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, he's not Elf or Borat, he's three.

1159
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 4: He's the person that you're responsible for.

1160
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1161
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 4: Oh that's the best. Yeah, it's insane to me. I

1162
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 4: just I guess we're just safer now. I had a

1163
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 4: bunk bed that my dad made with no guardrail. Oh yeah,

1164
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 4: multiple times I woke up on the floor. Yeah, it

1165
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 4: had to make a noise. You didn't wake up on impact. No, sure,

1166
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 4: I don't know how that happened. I many times remember

1167
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 4: waking you saw the next day? Maybe I sleep walking.

1168
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: You're like, I feel like I helped somebody moved.

1169
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 4: You just can fall several feet.

1170
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 2: Did you share a room with your sister?

1171
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 4: No? No, she was in the basement.

1172
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: She was all the time, or just for sleeping.

1173
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 4: She was locked down there. It was a rule.

1174
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 2: Don't you dare say that about your sister.

1175
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 4: It's slight a steak under the door. H No. I

1176
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 4: hung out down there a lot, even though she was

1177
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 4: six years older than me. I was always playing with

1178
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 4: her and playing in a room and listening to her music.

1179
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 4: It wasn't a typical older sister.

1180
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 1: How's your dad great? Last time we met, you had

1181
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: your dad's pants on and pants. I was like, oh,

1182
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: do not ask, Like, what if something happened and that's

1183
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 1: why he has his pants? But I was like nervous,

1184
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 1: and I'm like, is your dad all right? You go, yeah,

1185
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: he's fine. These are just his pants, And I was like, oh,

1186
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: thank god, thank god.

1187
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 4: Oh he doesn't know I took them.

1188
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: He does, he does, he does, But like, what if

1189
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: something happening you inherited the pants, right, Like you're like,

1190
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,439
Speaker 1: I have all his pants now and then everyone's sad.

1191
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 3: Or what if something happened and he stole the pants

1192
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 3: off the dead body?

1193
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: I like that version better. There's all these choices. Why

1194
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: is Chris hanging out morgs?

1195
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 4: You know what it was me looking for. I knew

1196
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 4: in the world existed some khaki pants with embroidered pheasants

1197
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 4: on them.

1198
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're cool pants, right.

1199
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 4: And I was trying to find them. My dad's like,

1200
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 4: and it was.

1201
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: So baggy on you, but your dad's not a big guy.

1202
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 4: That's nineties baggy. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's it's.

1203
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: All over all over, like the pattern.

1204
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: They're really nice it's like a lands End belt, like

1205
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: just came to life on pants. It's it's pretty cool.

1206
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 4: They are Eddie Bauer Edition pants.

1207
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: Hey guys, do you know that it's a sumo season

1208
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 1: right now?

1209
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 3: For the oranges? Yeah?

1210
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: I had one on the way up here, and I

1211
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna stop on the way home and get some.

1212
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,439
Speaker 4: They're so good. Are those the oranges that peel with these?

1213
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 2: Yes, they peel with ease.

1214
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: That's the selling point.

1215
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have like a a void in that's a

1216
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 4: good Yeah.

1217
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so good.

1218
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 4: They'll I never knew what they were called.

1219
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 2: And then they go away and I get a regular

1220
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 2: orange and I'm.

1221
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 4: Like, this sucks, Okay, I can't. Yeah, I'm gonna find

1222
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 4: some sprouts just opened up, my man. I'm gonna get

1223
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,240
Speaker 4: some sumos.

1224
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 3: Yep.

1225
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 2: They have me Trader Jos too, which.

1226
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 4: Reminds me you're into wrestling, right, I'm just kidding.

1227
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 2: Suma Oranges.

1228
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: They did two of them line up and they just

1229
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: fucking hit each other with their bellies until one We

1230
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: went to Suma Wrestling in Long Beach. It was Father's

1231
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: Day and that's what Eddie wanted to do.

1232
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: Were they real?

1233
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1234
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 1: I mean well by weight class, and so like the

1235
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: smaller ones were not from Japan, They're from Long Beach, right.

1236
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: And one guy just kept wearing his diaper around everywhere

1237
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: like he didn't change. I'm like, you're not even wrestling anymore.

1238
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: Put some pants on.

1239
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 4: He was at the convention and.

1240
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: Then there was women's and one lady slapped another lady

1241
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: before the fight. Oh, and I was like, oh my god,

1242
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: and the kids were laughing so hard. And then at

1243
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: the end it was this huge sumo wrestler and it's

1244
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: kind of.

1245
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 2: Like it's real, like they really wrestle.

1246
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: It's not like traditional in.

1247
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 4: That big blue pyramid.

1248
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 3: Yes, it wasn't that.

1249
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 4: A friend of mine I grew up with, was like, hey,

1250
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 4: I'm doing this jiu jitsu competition. I'm like, what, you

1251
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 4: just got into jiu jitsu and he got second place.

1252
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why are they doing so many of

1253
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: that sport not basketball because they're on a basketball.

1254
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 4: Court, right, It was, Yeah.

1255
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: I've never no one's ever played basketball there.

1256
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 4: No, it's a lot of contacts for its taekwond Yes, yeah,

1257
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 4: it's funny that we've both been there form. Yeah, hand

1258
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 4: to hand combat, the hand to hand combat in the center.

1259
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,959
Speaker 3: Guys, I think for the first time in the what

1260
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 3: fifteen years of this podcast, Chris, Yeah, I think I

1261
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 3: got us lost. Yes, way, you're kidding, well, because I'm trying.

1262
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you been trying to get home the whole time?

1263
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 1: You're like, I gotta get Megan out of this.

1264
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 4: It's funny.

1265
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's just kind of like I have

1266
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 3: a little pattern that I like to do.

1267
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: I was going to ask about that. Is it the

1268
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: same one? And then we really know why the third

1269
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: street from.

1270
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 3: A relatively but if I turn up off of this street,

1271
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 3: it's almost like a little highway down there.

1272
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 2: I don't realize how far I went to.

1273
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know how Karen can drive around while

1274
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,439
Speaker 4: talking and time it to wear.

1275
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 2: You're a very good driver, thank you.

1276
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1277
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes I get in someone's car and I'm like, oh.

1278
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 3: Well, and I just want to I want to be

1279
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 3: a good driver so that you know it was a

1280
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 3: great decision you made all those years ago, yea, having

1281
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 3: asked your car? Yeah, right, no regrets.

1282
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean in my journal it was like could

1283
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: have gone south if they took the car. Still upset

1284
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: about it, like cross that out? Yes, would have been safe.

1285
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: Never worry about it again. Okay, we're back, right.

1286
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just taught my son how to drive, and

1287
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: it's terrifying.

1288
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 2: I bet yeah.

1289
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, did you not see that sign?

1290
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: And he's like, huh, I drove with my My niece

1291
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 3: is the same age as your son.

1292
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1293
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 3: And when I first drove with her, uh, she was

1294
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 3: very calm and normal. And then she took a rite

1295
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 3: on a red without stopping, so she basically like just

1296
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 3: right in front of a car. And I just was like,

1297
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 3: all right, you're not allowed to do that. And I

1298
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 3: was very surprised. I was like, oh you were calm

1299
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 3: about it.

1300
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 2: I'm so dead inside.

1301
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 3: Right, It's just like, so next time, you have to

1302
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 3: come to a full stop before you do that, because

1303
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 3: also the.

1304
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 2: Car hanked her and she kind of immediately had to

1305
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 2: learn her lesson.

1306
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was just the funniest, like, oh, that's right,

1307
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 3: you never fucking done this.

1308
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 1: Before you're new.

1309
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1310
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not fun teaching someone how to drive. No,

1311
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: you have to sit in the seat and you're like,

1312
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: can we get there already? Like now I feel like

1313
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: a passenger in your life, Oliver, and I'm not loving it.

1314
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 2: A victim of being a passenger.

1315
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 4: It's funny how most kids are excited to learn how

1316
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 4: to drive. I had enough anxiety that I was like,

1317
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 4: this is scary. I don't care if I ever drive.

1318
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 4: And I had like my little car, and I didn't

1319
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 4: want to get my learners per man. I was afraid.

1320
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: I feel like kids now, don't I mean, like Mia

1321
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,959
Speaker 1: is seventeen, doesn't have one. Oliver learned when he was eighteen, right,

1322
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 1: and like they just don't care.

1323
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because they don't mind hanging out with their

1324
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 4: cool parents. Yeah.

1325
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's it. But they're like, she's

1326
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: not doing anything, she can drive us, right.

1327
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 4: All right?

1328
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 3: I am a parents that would not drive us no

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Speaker 3: matter what the occasion.

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Speaker 2: They were just like absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: So me getting a license was like ultimate freedom you

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Speaker 3: had feeling.

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Speaker 1: Did you have siblings?

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Speaker 3: I had an older sister who was scared to drive.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so that was no help. Exactly, You're like,

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Speaker 2: I gotta get.

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Speaker 1: A license to get her to her appointments. Exactly, I

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01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: have to figure out this family has to run.

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Speaker 2: We got we got to get our shit together, guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got a license right away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that does remind me made my sister

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Speaker 4: did drive me around a lot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to share a car with three of

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Speaker 1: my siblings, knowing that four more were coming and we

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01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: were all gonna have one car and fight. Yeah, I

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01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: was like, I need in on this. We're not fighting

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01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: about enough stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just waiting.

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Speaker 1: Well, put the bathroom fight on hold, We're about to

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01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: go to the car.

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Speaker 4: Everyone put on these clown costs go.

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. I think that's why I don't care about cars.

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01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: Like my brother Kevin just hit one of our cars

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01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: into another and I was like, oh my god, I

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01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: didn't even know you could do that. He was like,

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01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: tell dad, you did it.

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01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, nope, that's on you.

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01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. But that's where you learn. You pay your insurance. Yeah,

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01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: and if you do that, they help you when you

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01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: need it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. It's fun to learn from older siblings mistakes. Yeah, Yeah,

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01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 4: it's important. That's the important to not do the same thing.

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01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know what to change your parents.

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01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So.

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Speaker 4: What age is?

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01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: And now she's seventeen. Okay, so she's really funny too.

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Speaker 1: And it's because like I'm like, hey, whatever you say

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01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: at school, I do not want to have a meeting

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01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: with the principal, Like I don't want to have to

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01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we saw a movie. So she's very

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01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: good about not doing that. But she's so funny, Like

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01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: the other day she was like, oh cool, she was dad,

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01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: and Eddie's like thank you, and she goes, are they

1374
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: a prescription? I'm like oh. But then like I know

1375
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm next, so I'm like, hey, hey, hey, you gotta

1376
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,479
Speaker 1: tone that down.

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01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 2: She's like, I learned it from watching you.

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01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, they have no chance.

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01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 4: Of being normal. This is the part of the podcast

1380
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 4: where we take you in a scary alley and see

1381
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 4: if you can.

1382
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 2: Find everyone gets murdered.

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01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 3: A box.

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01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought that was for crafts. I'm pretty sure

1385
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 2: this is.

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01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: It's like when you do those colleges and a kid

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01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: picks you up one.

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01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 2: Time two like they look like grown men.

1389
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: And they had a pickup truck with just one row

1390
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting between them and like ten minutes in,

1391
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: I just go, are you guys gonna murder me? Like

1392
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: do you even go to that school? And they're like

1393
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: laughing really hard. I'm like not answering, Yeah.

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01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 2: Laugh it up.

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01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 4: Are you worried, uh about how it would feel without

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01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 4: the kids in your place.

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01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: No, I mean like it'll definitely there's parts of it.

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01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: It'll be nice. But like I like my kids quite

1399
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: a bit. Like everyone's likes are the worst. I'm like,

1400
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: they're just bigger than they were before. It's not that different. Yeah,

1401
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: so I will definitely try to do my best to

1402
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,959
Speaker 1: keep them close, but they kind of got to become

1403
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 1: their own people.

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01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 3: That's the best though, when you enjoy their company and

1406
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 3: like you've raised good people that you want to hang

1407
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 3: out with.

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01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: And like I was not like two year olds. I

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01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: was just like, oh boy, we just got to get

1410
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: through her. Guys, got to get you two to learn

1411
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: how to take a shower by yourself. I should not

1412
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: be in charge of this every day. Like when they

1413
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't eat normal foods, I was like, oh, it's like

1414
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: having two baby birds. Like oh, and then it's a

1415
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: way we're like a little like more independent. I'm like

1416
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: I could do this.

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01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 2: This is great.

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01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm interested in the walking, talking version

1419
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 4: of right.

1420
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 1: Like, I think we're a little liberal with what they

1421
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: see on TV and in movies, and I thought we

1422
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: weren't but then like me is like I saw the

1423
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: hangover in like fourth grade.

1424
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 4: Once.

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01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,720
Speaker 1: I she was talking to her teacher and her teacher

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01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 1: comes over to me.

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01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 2: We're at like a park for the end of the

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01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 2: year thing.

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01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,919
Speaker 1: This is kindergarten talking to her teacher, and her teacher

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01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: comes over and goes, I was just having a conversation

1431
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: with your daughter. I had to ask, are you talking

1432
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: about Tanya Harding?

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01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

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01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's thirty for thirty. My husband let them watch

1435
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: out with my friends, and she goes. It was amazing.

1436
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I've got it to not someone else.

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01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 4: I've never heard of tell that age use the phrase

1438
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 4: knee capped.

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01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 2: Wow, oh Jeff, guys, we made it.

1440
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm not getting out. I'm staying in.

1441
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 3: I live with you now, hours and hours of driving Megan, you,

1442
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 3: I can't believe you brought presents.

1443
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 2: I know that was the best.

1444
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: Guys, I can't believe you took them.

1445
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 4: You I am this is great.

1446
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: You got rid of like a few things in the house.

1447
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: Every day something's got to go so good. So uh

1448
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: a candle surplus if you ever in the need, I

1449
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 1: will get them to you.

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01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 4: I'm I'm so happy it's so nice.

1451
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 3: It was so nice to see you again after all

1452
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 3: this time.

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01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: Well, it was nice seeing you. Thanks for driving of

1454
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: course a safe driver, yes, and not looking at billboards.

1455
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 4: Love that during this podcast, you guys realized you would

1456
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 4: work together.

1457
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 1: I knew going in because it was like a huge

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01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 1: week when I was like, oh my god, they're famous,

1459
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: they're so quick, absolutely fair.

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01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 4: Yeah you were. But at the last stop there was

1461
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 4: one thing in the green room and it was girls

1462
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 4: guitarre club.

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01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, so that you were very I was like,

1464
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: she does other famous comics too, she's from La the Future.

1465
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: I didn't go there.

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01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, someday I'm gonna go there and drive in.

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01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 4: Traffic and you are you are the best. And I

1468
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 4: will give you send you a personal text after this thing.

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01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 3: Thank you.

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01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 2: I look for reading it in traffic. Do you have

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01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 2: anything you want to promote?

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01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 3: You?

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01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: Oh, Comedy and Magic Club February seventh.

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01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 2: Is that that's a Saturday?

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01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 4: Right? Sure?

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01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on out February seventh. I'll be there right

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01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 1: with a multiple comics.

1478
01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll go there.

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01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:00,919
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be so great.

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01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 2: I'll email Richard tonight. Yeah, that's Tine, It's.

1481
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 4: Terre Samon don't tell him myself.

1482
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank you guys so much for them.

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01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 4: Thank you you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 4: D y n a R. This has been an exactly

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01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 4: right production.

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01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarret, artwork.

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01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 2: By Chris Fairbanks.

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01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome