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Speaker 1: Hold on it a second. Oh there we go on

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Speaker 1: your Marina rocking in my ears. Anya is so freaking good.

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Speaker 1: She's going on tour with me the Summer Busties. As

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Speaker 1: as you know, I announced my tour. Maybe you don't

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Speaker 1: know I'm supposed to talk about it yesterday. I heard

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Speaker 1: unexpected cliffhangers all over the pod, and just bear with

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Speaker 1: me on those. I'll get back to them. And if

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Speaker 1: But that's what this tour is. It's called one Night

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Speaker 1: So the tour is so many cities. Let me just

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Speaker 1: we start out in uh San Antonio, Atlantic City, Edmonton, Monterey, California, Napa,

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Speaker 1: So go to Niki Laser dot com slash tour check

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Speaker 1: out my site nick Laser dot com for um all

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Speaker 1: hear what other people thought I love you was mouth?

425
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:03,199
Speaker 1: Is it alligator juice of its shoes or all of juice? Um?

426
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,600
Speaker 1: I also know that four three wait? Wait four wait?

427
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,040
Speaker 1: One four three? Is I love you on? Like the

428
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,400
Speaker 1: code that used to be like the pager code and now, um,

429
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 1: I think there was something recently you sent me no

430
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 1: about the code for it was one for three and

431
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I love you too, write didn't stand

432
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,320
Speaker 1: about you? Yes? And I was hoping that you got it,

433
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 1: but and you did. So can we go back to

434
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,280
Speaker 1: the darkest thing that people see im porn? Yeah, I

435
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,159
Speaker 1: want to say and and and a big thing was

436
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 1: anal prolapse like they've seen girls. I mean, there were

437
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 1: tons of stories and I hope that people maybe go

438
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:35,760
Speaker 1: look at that. I think it was And it was

439
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 1: in the subred asked reddit like darkest thing you've seen imporn?

440
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 1: It was from um it was very popular two nights

441
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 1: or like last night, so that was on Tuesday night,

442
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:45,479
Speaker 1: so if you want to go back and find it.

443
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,640
Speaker 1: But it had a lot of herowing stories. I learned

444
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Speaker 1: about a girl named Cody Lane c O d Y

445
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Speaker 1: Lane who did an anonymous uh A m A asked

446
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 1: me anything about porn and revealed that she was raped

447
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 1: in a video. And I found that video and well

448
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 1: because people speculated who it was and people go, yeah,

449
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 1: definitely was her. And she is now dead. She died

450
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: in a drunk driving accident. This girl was raped by

451
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 1: her stepfather when she was eight. Um got into porn,

452
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 1: ended up doing the shoot where it was a gang

453
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 1: bang and she didn't want to do it. Her boyfriend

454
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 1: kind of manipulated her into it, and then it turned

455
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 1: into just like the whole time she was just being raped.

456
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,119
Speaker 1: And that's my problem is I watched a lot of

457
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 1: gang bangs and sometimes that's why I like Blacked Raw

458
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 1: is because the girl is always very excited and the

459
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: guys are very kind. But these other gang bangs sometimes

460
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: man like you're like, I know this girl said in

461
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: the interview before that she's playing a part and she

462
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: wanted to do a fantasy of her being like, you know,

463
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,040
Speaker 1: hardcore gang bang does the name of them, and I

464
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: avoid them because they're just two They make me think

465
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: the story of Cody Lane. So rest in peace, Cody Lane.

466
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing your story of the porn industry.

467
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: But aside, that's also sad in a different way, is

468
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 1: just these girls do so much anal porn that they're uh,

469
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 1: like there they pro lapse and that's a thing that

470
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: can happen, and they've had my excen set. Just push

471
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: it back in and just use a different hole just

472
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: so they can get through this shoe because it's almost over.

473
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 1: Because I watch a lot of porn happening in that area,

474
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 1: like a lot of it, that's kind of like one

475
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: of the main things I'm into and I like anal sex.

476
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 1: I've said it before, I talked about it. It It feels good,

477
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,879
Speaker 1: it's it's dirty, it's like so taboo. There's so many

478
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: good things about it psychologically and both physically for me,

479
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 1: not everyone. I kind of like the pain aspect of it,

480
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit. But the thing is these girls.

481
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm watching them and they are getting so like

482
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: it's so much that there can't be There has to

483
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,880
Speaker 1: be a medical repercussion to this. I get fucking used

484
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: to not I don't get used fuctions, but I feel

485
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: like soggy and kind of like beat up sometimes after

486
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: I use a vibrator too much. Well, this girl in

487
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: my high school I remember she was you know those

488
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 1: uh what did they call him? Like a Christian virgins

489
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: where they've an which is awesome, but uh, you know,

490
00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: you gotta better than letting a guy into your puss

491
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: too soon. I know that's crazy, but I just don't

492
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:09,719
Speaker 1: get sphincter broke. And she had a trail of poop

493
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: like into and like she just virgin. Yes, it was

494
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: like handsome and grat old. But why did you know this?

495
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so she could find then? Okay, so what

496
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: what happened here? And how did you find out about

497
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: this this guy? The guy told us exactly, So I

498
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: don't I don't think that this happened. Well, what do

499
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: you mean? What did I have to see her actual

500
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: butthole poop? And no, I just feel like a guy

501
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: saying that I think this girl just shipped on a

502
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: guy during anal sex and that's what happens. No, No,

503
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: she had a trail, she had to get surgery. Okay,

504
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: well maybe then I believe it. All right, let's get

505
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: to the news. But you know, you gotta have you

506
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 1: got a source of stuff out because a lot of

507
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: girls get the oh, she's a whore. Look Macy in

508
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: the movie Hysterical. Hold on, I'll get to why you're

509
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: delso a second in the movie Hysterical and that you

510
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: guys are all watched the documentary Female comments April Macy

511
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 1: got um. She was so beautiful and so desired by

512
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,919
Speaker 1: all the guys that the girls were jealous and they

513
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: spread a rumor that she shipped on a couch during

514
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: during sex and she was like a virgin. I'm one

515
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: of these girls too. I was being accused of being

516
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: a whore and blowing people for stage time and fucking

517
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 1: older comics for stage time before I'd even had sex.

518
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: So like, you got to check the sources of these

519
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: stories about girls being whatever they are, and if your

520
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: bro Brad said it happened, I believe it. I just

521
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: want to hear. I just want to see, uh, the asterix,

522
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 1: the cliffs, the what is it called the bibliography. We

523
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: were calling him. I'm not gonna say I'll call him

524
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: Brad because it actually works here, but we were there

525
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: was a chant after we all found out that they

526
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: were doing animal sex called Backside Brad. Wait, his name

527
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 1: was really Brad, No, but it was. It was started

528
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: with a B, and so the school was going backside Brian,

529
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And the girl I would feel terrible

530
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: for but I really believe and see how she's doing.

531
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: We should look her up on Facebook and report to people.

532
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news first. First. Oh man, it's Wednesday, folks,

533
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: um and boy, I hope you're having a great time.

534
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: I know it's hump day out there, and some people

535
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: say hump day is the best day. You know why

536
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: because you're humping. Okay, So I have a great time

537
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 1: out there. Everyone have fun and all the swells. Okay,

538
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: first story, boy, this is a good one. Oh by

539
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: the way, people said they heard me say an F.

540
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: You said you didn't hear an F. People are coming out, okay,

541
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: saying that they Please send me the audio of the

542
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: first one that he said, and and let me be wrong.

543
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to go look it up. But

544
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: I I definitely definitely could have been wrong. So send

545
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,719
Speaker 1: me that audio on on on Instagram, please, Or you

546
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: can even call into our show now and leave a

547
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: voicemail that we might play on the show. Yes, no,

548
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: what can you tell people? Our listeners are besties? How

549
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: they can we can maybe hear their voices and play

550
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: their their voicemails? Okay, I mean it's super easy. The

551
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: link is on the Nikki Glazer Pod Instagram. Um, so

552
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: you just go there, you click Lincoln Bio takes it

553
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 1: to the website. You could do it on your phone.

554
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: You could do it through your web browser with your

555
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: love it and Mike and you can leave us a

556
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: ninety second voicemail. Okay, So go to Nicky Glazer Pod,

557
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: request friendship from us. We'll grant it, and then you

558
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: get that link and you you read us leave us

559
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: a voicemail anytime. We kind of asked for your anything

560
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 1: you want to tell us really anything. This girl actually

561
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: left a very funny video in our in our messages,

562
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: she said she was looking for tickets for your show.

563
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: She typed in Nicky Glazer, and pegging came up. She

564
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: was at work, and so pegging came up on her work,

565
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: and when she was looking for tickets to your show,

566
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: so shot out her nikki dot com slash tour is

567
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: where you'll find all my pegging videos. I did do

568
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: a pegging class with Thompsagre and Christia Pozzitski for my show.

569
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that? That's probably why I came

570
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: seen that before. I believe I have. Yeah, you gotta

571
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: watch that. Okay, anyway, let's hear the yeah we long

572
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: circle your first story, baby. Uh Fresh calculations tell us

573
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: that humans are capable of maintaining anywhere between two to

574
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: five and twenty friendships. Wow, that's a lot more than

575
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: I remember hearing a thing called the Dunbar number that

576
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: said that people can only actually have a hundred and

577
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: fifty friends like their brain is right. Noh, like that

578
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: was the number and now they bumped it up. Is

579
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: this the story correct. Um I just read the headline

580
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: and I was able to deduce that. Andrew read the

581
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: whole thing and didn't get there. But that's fine. He's

582
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: our news guy. Um So the old number used to

583
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: be a hundred, right, and now it's up to five hundred?

584
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing? And that's crazy, dude, that's

585
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: a lot more. And I wonder if that's because of

586
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: social media or have we or like, have our brains

587
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: advanced to be able to carry that many faces in

588
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: our head? How many friends do you have? Like? How

589
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 1: many people? And you were getting married and you had

590
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: your ideal and you had all the time in the

591
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: world to talk to everyone, see everyone, get everyone you

592
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: care enough about seeing you get married on an island?

593
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: How many people you thinking that that's going to be?

594
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 1: And we're not talking plus ones, we're talking those people individually.

595
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, honestly, like thirty tops. Really, well, are we

596
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: including family or his friends? I mean, if you're yeah,

597
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: the wedding is like I got like seven or eight

598
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: from high school. I got like seven or eight from

599
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: college and seven or eight. I gotta say, you're wrong,

600
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: like you have So what about Ari? What about Blair,

601
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: what about about don't cut It? They wouldn't go, but

602
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: they're your friends. You would count them as friends if so,

603
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: if that name came up, okay, maybe that I didn't

604
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: know you were so weird in particular about your wedding.

605
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: I want like I gave you. Okay, So let's say

606
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: you're having there's a music festival where it's in honor

607
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: of you, and you want everyone in your life that

608
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: you cared enough about like a friend and that you

609
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: want to spend time with. And I and I'm saying

610
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: this because sometimes weddings you want to keep them small

611
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: because you want to be able to spend more quality time.

612
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: If you would infinite time to see everyone, how many

613
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: people would be there? People you go, that's my friend,

614
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: and I'm talking about like people like Okay, here's another example.

615
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: Miles Leonard Myers Leonard is her friend. Would you say

616
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: Myers is my friend to someone else if you so,

617
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: that counts as a friend. Noah, wouldn't you say that's

618
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: a friend someone you call a friend in conversation? This

619
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: is this is the way. This is tricky because equipped

620
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: your friend exactly like where's the bar? Or that's im

621
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: saying I got best I got, I got seven or eight.

622
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: I would say, I would say I have up to

623
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: fifteen best friends, and then I'm going to say above

624
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: that there's like five of like the main crew, but

625
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: like probably fifteen best friends. And then my dog is

626
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: growling because we have made here, and then my maid

627
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: comes right under them, and then below that is no

628
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: one because no, But I would say friends wise people

629
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: I say are my friend. We are going for everyone

630
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: from David Spade to Todd Berry to the waitresses at

631
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: the seller to who I can't remember their name so

632
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: they probably can't be friends now of course I remember

633
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: their names. Um, you can't think of one right now?

634
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: Can't contract Life of Linda? Um best friend Sarah? Um?

635
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: Oh one has the best Angelica? I mean was like

636
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: I have. I would think I probably have a thousand friends.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what qualified people go, Oh, how

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Speaker 1: can you live in this city? How can you? Dude?

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Speaker 1: You get like when the older you get, you get

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Speaker 1: like it keeps going lower and lower. I need four

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Speaker 1: friends in my life. And how can you live in

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Speaker 1: a city like people are saying that about St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: How could you live in St. Louis friends. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: the thing people in New York and l A. If

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Speaker 1: you literally look at your life, you go to two

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Speaker 1: Russians or like maybe four restaurants, you go right, think

647
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Speaker 1: about it. Anyone living in those big cities, the places

648
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Speaker 1: you're frequent can here in Luigi you go to four restaurants.

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Speaker 1: Really think about this, and maybe you're like, no, I

650
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Speaker 1: like to explore new places. Well, you can do that

651
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Speaker 1: in any city too, and maybe you do deserve to

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Speaker 1: be in l A then, but most people have a

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Speaker 1: handful of friends they see when you town. When you

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Speaker 1: move out of la or New York and you're having

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Speaker 1: like a going away, you realize that these people that

656
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Speaker 1: come to see you off you haven't seen for years

657
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Speaker 1: and you've lived in the same matters. You can just

658
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Speaker 1: fly anywhere. But yes, well I think it's it's definitely

659
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Speaker 1: an Internet thing, the idea that these people are your friends.

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Speaker 1: That's why I said thirty because your friends. So I

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Speaker 1: have friends that are fans that I've made. I have Matt,

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Speaker 1: I have Ashley, I have Charlie. I have three friends

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Speaker 1: that started as that's called fan friends, and I met

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Speaker 1: them as fans and they and I met them so

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Speaker 1: early where I was very approachable and desperate for like

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Speaker 1: someone like and they would bring me gifts to shows.

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Speaker 1: I mean, these are people that discovered me in like

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Speaker 1: Last Comic Standing season four, and I took the other day.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a fan DM ng me a

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Speaker 1: story about dating a woman for the first time. She's

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Speaker 1: a girl, and I was like, cool, thanks girl, I'm

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Speaker 1: so excited. And I responded like she was just a

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Speaker 1: random fan that I've sometimes just d M with fans

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Speaker 1: and we have a long thing going, but I don't

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Speaker 1: know our history. And then I go, oh, ship, I

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Speaker 1: thought you were just a fan, but you are, like

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Speaker 1: you're my fan Ashley that I have a rapport with,

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Speaker 1: and that was so she's my friend. I realized, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, but like, look at my parents generation. My

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Speaker 1: dad had his second wedding right his best man we

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Speaker 1: met one time in our life, like my parents did not.

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Speaker 1: My friends had three girlfriends. She had Sue and two

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Speaker 1: other ladies. I wanted to start an app for parents

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Speaker 1: of millennials to find friends because so many parents my

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Speaker 1: parents are so cool and they have a really hard

686
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Speaker 1: time finding cool people to hang out with, and it's

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Speaker 1: just because where do people meet. You know, my mom

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Speaker 1: plays tennis. My mom goes to Goodwill, but she every

689
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Speaker 1: day and like looks her stuff and she works, but

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Speaker 1: she's always like competitive with other women at Goodwill and

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Speaker 1: be friends with them. Um, yeah, parents need friends. Next story,

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Speaker 1: all right. I kind of did this one selfishly because

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Speaker 1: I feel like we, uh, there's certain things we can do.

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Speaker 1: I would probably take five minutes. I could really help

695
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Speaker 1: our lives this story so much. Thank you for choosing it.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it, and I think listeners will really love

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00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: it too. So there are thirty eight mac keyboard shortcuts

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Speaker 1: that supercharge your workflow if you know them. Let's hear

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Speaker 1: some of them, because I hope I know them, but

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited to learn something new that I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what do that. Here's a few examples. So command plus

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Speaker 1: space bar will open up the search bar. Okay, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: My search was already always open, so that's not really

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Speaker 1: that much, but that's good to know. Uh. Command plus

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Speaker 1: the grave accent, which is right about it opens up

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Speaker 1: Spotlight search, so you can search your entire computer with

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Speaker 1: the command space Just so everyone knows, that is very helpful. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: what was the next one command grave accent, which is

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Speaker 1: right accent that I thought it was great too. No,

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Speaker 1: I think it's great. That's I was just saying that

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Speaker 1: as Um, that's how I set in front. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: command grave accent it will toggle. It will toggle through

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Speaker 1: open app windows. Okay, I don't which one is the

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Speaker 1: let me say make sure I'm doing it right. It's

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Speaker 1: the one above the tab command above the tab. Um. Oh,

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Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah. Okay, I'm not on a I'm on

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Speaker 1: Zoom with only one window, so I can't really see.

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Speaker 1: One that helps me the most, and most people probably

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Speaker 1: know it is command see command V which is copy paste,

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Speaker 1: which has really helped my life a little bit, especially God.

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Speaker 1: It's the best command X to cut that cuts. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what cutting is versus copying and pasting, and

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Speaker 1: then what cut is? Kind of okay, So if you

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Speaker 1: don't know, you when you highlight a work or a

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Speaker 1: sentence and you want to copy it, um, you can

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Speaker 1: also do a cut because you want to put it

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Speaker 1: somewhere else. If you're if you if you want that

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Speaker 1: thing that you're copying to be left where it is,

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Speaker 1: then and you also wanted to be in the new place,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna put it, then don't worry about cut. But

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Speaker 1: if you want that to be removed from that chunk

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Speaker 1: and put somewhere else, cut. This has ruined my life

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Speaker 1: because I've been on documents with jokes where I cut

734
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Speaker 1: because I want to move somewhere else. And then someone

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Speaker 1: comes in the room and goes, NICKI, what do you

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Speaker 1: want for lunch? From blahba while we're ordering, and I

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Speaker 1: get distracted and then I go back and I just started,

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Speaker 1: I go where was I not realizing that it is

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Speaker 1: in the air ready to be pasted, and you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: put it back. And that is how I did not

741
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Speaker 1: end up telling one of my best roast jokes because

742
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: that happened minutes before I went on Um it was

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Speaker 1: the one. Oh, it was the one I told it

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00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 1: on Stern, But I literally you can see I am

745
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: distractedly sad the entire roast because I realized durry Jeff

746
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Speaker 1: Ross is set that I forgot to tell this joke

747
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: because he mentioned Alc Baldwin's podcast. I was supposed to

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Speaker 1: say Alec Baldwin, so it was Alcibaldin was aer Caitlin

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Speaker 1: Jenner go Alec Baldwin I'm gonna do it as Sarah Somethan.

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Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin has a podcast, Alec, I love your podcast.

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00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: It's called Here's the Thing, which is also how Alec

752
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: introduced me to Kaitlin backstage. Yes, I thought that was weird,

753
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: but um, that's not Larry David man that Nikky Glazier

754
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Speaker 1: is great. Oh my god. Yeah, you overheard him say that.

755
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Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom during one of the commercial

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Speaker 1: breaks and Larry David was in there during the roast,

757
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Speaker 1: and it was right after I had gone. I think

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Speaker 1: it was the first commercial break, and he hurt. He

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Speaker 1: talked to Larry David at the urinal and uh, you

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Speaker 1: know he heard Larry David talking to another guy at

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Speaker 1: the urinal and Larry David was singing your praises. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said, wow, He's like she says stuff that you

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Speaker 1: go you don't want to laugh, but you just can't

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Speaker 1: help it or something like that. And I was just like,

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Speaker 1: but I was all sad that he said you don't

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00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: want to laugh. I'm like, Larry, you're comedian, of course

767
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: you want to laugh. And that's like your whole m O,

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Speaker 1: like your whole show. If you say the wrong things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying the wrong things almost on purpose, but

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Speaker 1: I'm presenting them in the way that's like I'm just

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Speaker 1: casually saying this thing that's really command Why command? Plus?

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Speaker 1: Why opened your browsing history, which I don't know if

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Speaker 1: we want to know? That's not no one wants. That's

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Speaker 1: the way to not ever do that. How do you

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Speaker 1: how do you pluck y off your computer? I'm like

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Speaker 1: just gouging both of those keys off. I'm like, we're

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Speaker 1: talking with this segment next year story. I don't want

778
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Speaker 1: to relive what command you with your ex boyfriend. I

779
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Speaker 1: was just talking to you about how I want to

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Speaker 1: be more accountable about my porn. Like I like to

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00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: talk about porn a lot because I feel it is

782
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: a problem i'm having that I'm depending on it. And

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Speaker 1: I was telling you that the only way that I

784
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Speaker 1: am able to like conquer things in my life that

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Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of or that I see as problems or

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00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: as if I'm honest about it. So a lot of

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Speaker 1: people are like, probably like, we don't want to hear

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Speaker 1: about your porn starts anymore stuff telling us it's not

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Speaker 1: like cool. I'm just saying that sometimes I talk about

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Speaker 1: it because I need someone else to be accountable, because

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00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: it's just me and my keyboard, and I need someone

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00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: else in on it. You got sometimes like if she's like, uh,

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Speaker 1: embarrassed about maybe one of your addictions, you'll you'll hide

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00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: it from me. But but then you're like, no, I

795
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: should just show what I'm doing. So next time you're

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Speaker 1: masturbating the porn, do it in the living room, I'll watch.

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00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: I was just saying that about pot. I'm like, that's

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Speaker 1: why I don't like to smoke pot in my room,

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00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 1: even if I want to, because it's me doing it alone,

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Speaker 1: and it feels secretive and naughty and like something I

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Speaker 1: could take advantage of, or eating in my room, like

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Speaker 1: getting eating something gross. Like last night, I was eating

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Speaker 1: on a couch, something really disgusting, and I realized if

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Speaker 1: Andrew walked out and saw me, I would be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: And just the thought that I and I would be

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Speaker 1: embarrassed in from Andrew makes me realize, that's the thing

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Speaker 1: you You're probably doing something not good to yourself, Nikie.

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Speaker 1: So I took my couch snack and I sat at

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Speaker 1: a goddamn table like human being, and I was able

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Speaker 1: to still overeat a snack, but he eat it in

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Speaker 1: a way that wasn't gluttonous and like, oh I'm ashamed,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll let you watch the next time I

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Speaker 1: for two hours indulging in like oh meal. It is

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Speaker 1: kind of similar, like I would feel the same effect

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Speaker 1: of seeing you like kidding yourself with a vibrator, Like

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like to me, food can be very sexual,

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Speaker 1: sexually eating, sexually putting with no spoon in the dark,

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Speaker 1: And it was the most sexual thing I've ever do.

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Speaker 1: That Emmy Blonde as a joke about eating it with that,

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Speaker 1: and it's like kind of lingus. You're like just going

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Speaker 1: down on a putting up. I'm sorry. I know when

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Speaker 1: I heard that joke too, I was like, why didn't

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00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: I think of that? Because you literally thought of it.

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Speaker 1: I know. I'm sorry. Well, why do I care? Why

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00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: do I care? I don't care about anything right now? Control? Why? Control? Why?

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Speaker 1: Should be a new thing we say when we just

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Speaker 1: want to delete what we just said, even though it's

828
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Speaker 1: pulling up your history, you should say, control why. That's

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Speaker 1: like a new thing I want to try. You're going

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Speaker 1: to care about this story? Rachel Kirkconnell Yett James together

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Speaker 1: in New York City and he confirms they are pursuing

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Speaker 1: a relationship. Matt James a Bachelor if you didn't know,

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Speaker 1: who is a guy that I slid into his d

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Speaker 1: MS just to say how much I appreciated is meeting

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Speaker 1: with his dad. I thought was very cute. But it's

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Speaker 1: also a way to be like, hey, Matt James, I'm

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Speaker 1: here if you don't end up with anyone. And he

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Speaker 1: didn't end up with anyone because Rachel Kirkconnell was spotted

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Speaker 1: at a party in college plantation theme party that was

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Speaker 1: very racist, a lot of racist themes, all about the Confederacy.

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Speaker 1: She didn't know Matt James did select her before those

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Speaker 1: images came out. When they came out, he decided that

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Speaker 1: he needed to step away from the relationships she could

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Speaker 1: do some work on herself. She amazingly appeared on The

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Speaker 1: Bachelor after the Rose ceremony, after all this had come out,

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Speaker 1: and really was doing the work Like when people talk

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00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: about like doing learning about what what systemic racism is,

848
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: why you didn't notice it when you went to this party?

849
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: She actually was like putting like I was like, I

850
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: want to sign up for her. This bitches course, like,

851
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: would you make this into a thing I could buy?

852
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 1: Because if there is, and he even said I can't.

853
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: And even then, when she had done the work for

854
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: like a while and was on her way to doing

855
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: the work, he still was like, I'm not ready. I

856
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: think they I think he was ready, but I think

857
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: he needed to say that to just like and maybe

858
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: he wasn't. I don't know. But now they're back together,

859
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: and I'm so happy for them because they really were

860
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: in love. And I love that she did the work

861
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: and and realized like, yeah, I didn't know it was

862
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: a plantation theme party. I didn't think it was racist

863
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: at the time, but I'm gonna explore why that is

864
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: a very hurtful thing that I did to some people,

865
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: and too many people. And sweet shot up that might

866
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: just want someone to do that to me and a

867
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: pop ros this is all I want. No, it's showing

868
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 1: us a picture. He is in a hoodie and they're

869
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: walking into a place together and he is his arm

870
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: around her and it looks so sweet and nurturing. Can

871
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: some guy just please nurturing? Lee? Hold me as I

872
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: walk into a Starbucks and have the pops. I'll have

873
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: the pops show up across the street, I'll call them.

874
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: I got their numbers from what I did dance with

875
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: the Star, and they can snap us doing this. You

876
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 1: would think she'd be wearing the white hood. Oh God,

877
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: that was so good. That was so fucking good, you guys.

878
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 1: I wish I would have said white hoodie. I didn't

879
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: say that, and I didn't say it because it felt

880
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: like almost racist, like subconsciously but honestly with the but

881
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. He isn't a white hood And like Andrew,

882
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: that was really funny. Thank you. I do feel like

883
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 1: this does show like second chances and forgiveness when done

884
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: right should get rewarded and things and and it's a

885
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: good thing. It's a good thing. And she proved that

886
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 1: she's worthy of his love and he proved that he's

887
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: worthy of her love because he put his foot down

888
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: said I'm not going to just get back together with

889
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: you until I see the work, and she was like,

890
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: I understand that I need to do the work in

891
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: order to be with you. And so they both had

892
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 1: to make sacrifices to end up being in a place

893
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: how they feel good together. I love it there alpha

894
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: maybe k they were a Southern fraternity and they would

895
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: do this thing where they have to like storm the hill,

896
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: and it was like recreative. People just don't know what

897
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: they're doing. You know, I don't. I never connect like

898
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: I watched you have. I didn't partake in it. I'm

899
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: not saying, but I never connected it with like racism.

900
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: I just connected it with like these people doing dumb

901
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: ship like we didn't because we're stupid. We don't know

902
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: the history behind it. And I would say that some

903
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: black people probably don't even know the history behind it

904
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: of why it's But once you learn, both sides are

905
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: able to process it in a way that we go okay.

906
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that anymore, Like I cancel

907
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 1: culture is dangerous. I do think there should be consequences

908
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: to this stuff and people should be held accountable. But

909
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: if they apologize and they work on themselves. I believe

910
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: in forgiving literally anyone. I don't think that means that

911
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: some you know, I could forgive like anyone. The reason

912
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: people I think should be locked up is just so

913
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: that they don't hurt others. But if someone is not

914
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: hurting others and truly apologizes, I could. I think I

915
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: could forgive anyone. And I guess, like at the end

916
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: of what I almost said, at the end of the day,

917
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: but like we're not saying that we can forgive someone

918
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: for being raised, Like I think that's like where someone

919
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: has done the work, I can forgive. No, no, no,

920
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: But I'm saying it's not what people say, is it's

921
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: not for us to forgive because we're white, that it's

922
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: for That's what you see a lot at least, right Well,

923
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: I can only say my experience maybe, but for me,

924
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: as Nicki Blazer to forgive, I can, and I acknowledge

925
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: that maybe it takes more and and isn't capable for

926
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: other persons because everyone has their own experience, so these

927
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: things have like you need to feel the way I feel.

928
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: It's just like and I'm not I'm saying that about anything. No,

929
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: no one does, because no one's you. You your own experience,

930
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: and it's hard to remember that. I want everyone to

931
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: think the way I think. I guess I can't forgive

932
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: you for speaking in the third person. No, I wouldn't

933
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 1: forgive that either, And Nicky Glazer doesn't forgive anyone. Don't

934
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: do it. Nicky Glazer speaking about Nicky Glazer if she's

935
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer. Let's get to finish my sentence where Andrew

936
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: and I can't forgive that. This is our tried and

937
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: true segment on the show where Andrew and I pull

938
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: up some deep seated resentments for each other and projected

939
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: subconsciously or maybe consciously through each other's own finishing of

940
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: each other sentence. So we get a prompt I complete

941
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 1: the sentence as I think Andrew would. Then Noah also

942
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: had takes a stab at how Andrew if he said

943
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: it would complete it, and then we do it for me,

944
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: and then we each find out what we if we

945
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: were right, Let's see how what weekend and then ever

946
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: ruin's our weekend and makes a weird vibe for the

947
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: rest of the day. But it's worth it for the entertainment.

948
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. No, what is today's finish my sentence?

949
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: Uh prompt? Okay? Today's prompt is I am scared to

950
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: death of Okay. So for for me, this connotates like

951
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: not an existential crisis, because scared to death kind of

952
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 1: is like ho like that's like this is almost like phobias,

953
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: but it's open to interpretation, so it's for me. It is,

954
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: and that's how I'm interpreting it. You've already thought about mine,

955
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: But that's how I'm going to read it for you.

956
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: I think, but like day to day, Okay, can I

957
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: hear your first? I'm okay, Hi, I'm Andrew Colin. Hi,

958
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Glazer speaking as Andrew Colin, um and branding.

959
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 1: I gotta say your name a bunch, Nicki Glazer. Put

960
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: your Nicki Glanzer to the moon. Uh, listen to the song.

961
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: It doesn't say my name and it um, I'm Andrew

962
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: Colin and I'm scared to death of dying. Um. I

963
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: am scared to death of dying from any way in

964
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: which you could die. I am also scared to death

965
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: that I am also scared to death of looking like

966
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: a pussy. Um, I am also scared to death. I

967
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: think we should just have one. I think we just

968
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: want to death death and looking like a pussy, and

969
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: especially dying from a way in which is like you're

970
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: such a bit you've got that's like when you like

971
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: drop a contact lens and you bend over and hit

972
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: your like head on the corner of the counter. Something

973
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: like just an embarrassing way to die. But I would

974
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: think like a bit would be like my last word,

975
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: just like I don't want to die. No, that's that's

976
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: a that's probably in a really gnarly way, like a

977
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: mass shooting. But I'm saying like cans are like the

978
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: last couple of days. I'm like, no, I think you'll

979
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: accept it. You'll be fine. I think, yeah, I think

980
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: you Yeah, I mean you will die. First of all,

981
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: this is death. Is the way we could and all

982
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: of these and be right, because every fear traces to

983
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: a fear of death, for sure. Like my grandma was

984
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 1: so afraid of dying. She'd always go, oh, my bladder,

985
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: and she'd always go to doctor's appointments. And it's in

986
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: my family to be a hypochontract. I'm Jewish. It's just

987
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 1: it's deep rooted. She you're gonna die. Like, I learned

988
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 1: a lot from her experience because she was so afraid

989
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: of dying. Yeah she's dead, but she was so afraid

990
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: of dying. She spent so much time in fear of

991
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: this thing. I know you have one grandma left, Yeah,

992
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: Grandma Shirley, she turned a hundred. Yeah you can't um

993
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: the Jeff Tweetie song that I love is uh, my

994
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 1: grandma's dead. Yeah, no, it says um. I listened to

995
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: an a m A asked me anything for Jeff Tweete

996
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: from Wilco, and they said, what's your favorite lyric you've

997
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: ever ever written? And um, while you're looking for it?

998
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: My my my favorite thing that someone told me that

999
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: had me be okay with death is uh one, don't

1000
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: be a pussy. And then the other one was do

1001
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: you remember being born? One to remember what happened in

1002
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: eighteen fifty? No, you don't. Okay, then yeah, it's the

1003
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: same side, so Tweetie lyrics. I'm so sorry. I just

1004
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: want to get it right because it is. It's my favorite.

1005
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure is a command button to find command why find? Okay, Okay,

1006
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: it's don't forget. We all think about dying. Don't let

1007
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: it kill you. We all think about dying. Don't let

1008
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: it kill you. And that is good, Like, don't live

1009
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: your life worrying about dying because I will kill you

1010
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: the stress. Here's the thing I at this point in

1011
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: my life, I do feel like I've accomplished somewhat of

1012
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: enough where I think a lot of it has to

1013
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: do with when you die, before you accomplish anything you

1014
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: wanted to set out for your life. That's when it

1015
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: starts to get fearful. Right, So then when you you know,

1016
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: I've helped a lot of people laugh, you know, I

1017
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: I think I've become a better person, Like I stopped drinking,

1018
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: so like I feel a little bit more acceptance with

1019
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: my death because I feel like, Okay, I didn't in

1020
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: the world. I put some it in the way you

1021
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: have a legacy. When you die at two and you're

1022
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: just like fucking you know, doing ecstasy and you're just

1023
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: a piece of ship, it's kind of scary because you're like,

1024
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything, and now I'm just dead. Oh,

1025
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm not scared about doing something. I'm scared about God.

1026
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: And then that dying, Like I'm scared of that moment

1027
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: of terror right before I wait, don't don't answer for Andrew.

1028
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 1: Think what did you think that Andrew was going to say? Okay,

1029
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like as a joke that going

1030
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: one day on Instagram without getting a new follower, I

1031
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: lose a lot of followers. Noah, the fact that you

1032
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: know you lose is weird. It's because I go from

1033
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 1: thirty nine point eight to thirty nine point seven almost

1034
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: every other day. All right, let's get you over forty

1035
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: you guys, come on, I mean you are over four

1036
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: year forty one. But with Instagram followers, let's at least

1037
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: match his age by the end of today. So go

1038
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: following Andrew Colin if you already aren't Andrew T. Colin.

1039
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: He is verified and has a blue checkmark. Um, okay, now,

1040
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: Andrew do nikkis Andrew do? Mean? It's interesting. I thought

1041
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: one of you were going to say lizards, but I

1042
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: Nikki is scared of death. I forgot your scared. That

1043
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: was such a weird thing to discover about you. Go on,

1044
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: there's a couple of things that she's scared to death of,

1045
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: Like are we doing? Like, okay, you're scared to death

1046
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 1: of driving in a car. But you've gotten way better

1047
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: at this a thousand times being a Cayman. So I

1048
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: don't even know if it's a fear and time it

1049
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: was a fear and d flare up when I'm in

1050
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: a bad headspace and when I'm happy. I didn't worry

1051
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 1: about my hair falling out and came in. I haven't

1052
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: thought about my hair and forever, and that used to

1053
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: be a constant chronic fear and the highways. So she's

1054
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: afraid of single highway likeways that are really separated by

1055
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: one strip and like that are facing each other, and

1056
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: like I'm scared of on coming collisions for drunk drivers

1057
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 1: or Texas. I mean, it happens like during all the time,

1058
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: and it's very the margin of error is too small

1059
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: Route sixty in Florida. It happens all the time because

1060
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: if even if you go off the road, you're in

1061
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: a you're in a ditch. So it's either or you

1062
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: realize going off the road you overcomment sate and then

1063
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: that's when you flip. I mean, it's just so scary.

1064
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: So the rational fears, I'm right for those, But what

1065
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: is what's more my what's my existential one? I want

1066
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: to know. I think being seen as dirty in a

1067
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: way like not like actually like I posted and I

1068
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: get it, but I felt like you really flipped out

1069
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: when I posted the couch on Nikki Glazer Pod. You're like,

1070
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: I haven't set it up, and I felt like you say,

1071
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: thinking about your mom, like how she has to clean

1072
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: the place off because she's so afraid of how people

1073
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: will see her. Yeah, I feel like you have a

1074
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: little of those tendencies. That wasn't about that. That was

1075
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: because I have to tag all these furniture companies, and

1076
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't want them seeing that before. I presented in

1077
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: a way because these people have given me firture. I

1078
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: needed to present it beautifully and I just want to

1079
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: pay attention to do I didn't even see the picture.

1080
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: I didn't even look at I just saw the living

1081
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: room and I was like, I don't want that out there,

1082
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: like I in my living space. I want to just

1083
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: keep some things private. I don't mind people seeing certain angles,

1084
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: but like being presented like this is my house, it

1085
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: just feels intrusive. I just didn't like it. But I

1086
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: do agree that my biggest fear is being thought of

1087
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 1: as like dirty and like unlovable pretty like you know whatever,

1088
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: the irony of being completely open about so many things

1089
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: about dirty I am. I just don't want you to

1090
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: like actually see it. And there's people far dirtier than

1091
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: I am. I love watching Summerhouse because Hannah Burner is dirty.

1092
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: Sierra Sierra, the two two faves are dirty as fucking

1093
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: Sierra's room is a mess, So I don't I'm accepting

1094
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: about it. More about myself. But yeah, but it all

1095
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: comes I would say my biggest fear like essentially is

1096
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: like not being in a romantic relationship, like not finding

1097
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: love again, or that feeling of like be like no

1098
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: one's congratulate, congratulate. I guess okay, wait, I want to

1099
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: say that you know it's fine, failed it okay. So

1100
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the podcast, you kind of threw

1101
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: me off because you said that not working hard enough

1102
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: was your biggest fear. I know, I said that it's

1103
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: one of them. New I said that, yes, that is, yeah,

1104
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: being perceived as lazy, which is also being dirty. Right,

1105
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: So I was thinking about it really hard, and I

1106
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: think that your biggest existential fear is not having companionship.

1107
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: I didn't narrow down just to like like a romantic relationship,

1108
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: but I think friendships are very important to you, and um,

1109
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: your your biggest fear would be not to have companionships? Yes, yes,

1110
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 1: but I also I think it's really like someone that

1111
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: like loves me, like romantically and like yeah, like loves me,

1112
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: accepts me no matter what, and like that's I mean,

1113
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: that is why when I feel that way, like I've

1114
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: only felt that way really once in my life. But

1115
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: when I feel that way, like I cry because it's

1116
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: just so like I didn't know I could feel this,

1117
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: or like feel like so loved and like like loved

1118
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: in a way that like the way my dad loves me,

1119
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: but like like the way he looks at me, like

1120
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: I could do no wrong, Like you're so cute, like

1121
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: everything you do is a miracle, that kind of love.

1122
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: But also with like the heat, the romantic heat, like

1123
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: that kind of so dad was heat, yeah, but I

1124
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: mean like there's command and fucking umm. But like the

1125
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: way her parents love you, that kind of unconditional love.

1126
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: I've never had that from a romantic partner where I

1127
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: just felt so like deeply cherished, and I've only felt

1128
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: it one time and it made me cry because I

1129
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 1: was like I didn't know this was out there. It

1130
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,959
Speaker 1: was very thrilling, and it's it's not just one person

1131
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: that can provide that, like if you you can find

1132
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: that in multiple people in your life. And I plan

1133
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: on it again, but a fear is never finding that

1134
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: again because it feels so good, it really does. You'll

1135
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: find it, find it. Yeah, that's so fun. Final thought.

1136
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: You're you're feeling it these days I mean, you know,

1137
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 1: it's like little things you can do with a girl

1138
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: you're dating or seeing where you've never had whatever, you

1139
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: da have to talk. But we went to a gym

1140
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: this morning. She had to go to work, so I

1141
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: went with her to the gym at seven am. I

1142
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: usually would go at ten. I would never go at

1143
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: seven when you went so early. And then you were like, oh,

1144
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: it's because I wanted to go with her. Yeahs her name,

1145
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: brad said her name? I think because she got like

1146
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of new followers on Instagram. Oh right, but whatever,

1147
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: let's just call her Bradley Breath more feminine. Oh my god,

1148
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: So you went and worked out with Bradley this morning

1149
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: so you could like share that together. That's like we

1150
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 1: accomplished it, like work out together, which was awesome. Also,

1151
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: looking at her and workout clothes turns me on in

1152
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: a whole new way because I see her in a

1153
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: different light in this class. Yeah, and she woo my

1154
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: ass into running section and I like getting my ass whoop.

1155
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: You know that it turns me on. I like getting

1156
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: beat down a little bit um, you know, but I

1157
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: beat her in the other things, you know whatever, Like

1158
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: I like you have strength like built into your d

1159
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: n A that she doesn't. So the fact that she

1160
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: could even compete against you and those other things is

1161
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: actually pretty impressive. And actually, if you adjust for like

1162
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: being a woman, she probably kicked your assure for sure

1163
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: in terms of what she was able to achieve for

1164
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: her like, and we had so much fun and then

1165
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: like I dropped her off, and like I've been known

1166
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: to call her a bitch, but like you a really like,

1167
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: like I think in an endearing way. But I don't

1168
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: know if there's an endearing way to say bitch. I

1169
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: think there's I think it's too cute. See and I

1170
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: thot I called me bitch. I'd be like, I'm not

1171
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: your friend, let's not do this. I hate And I

1172
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: think it's a way that men do like communicate with

1173
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 1: women sometimes because they're scared of how like they're feeling

1174
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 1: for that person, so they will call them like bitch

1175
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: or bro and so they like deflect that feeling because

1176
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: it's scary to feel that way about someone. So I

1177
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: was just like later bitch, when off later bitch, and

1178
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: I go, I mean the other day I really did

1179
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: say wish and said a bitch in a sentence she

1180
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: could call me a bit again. I go, no, I

1181
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: called I called you a witch. No, no, I called you.

1182
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: I said wish and she goes, I think you said bitch.

1183
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: So it's like this ongoing thing. And then I didn't

1184
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: think of it. So when I said bite her, I

1185
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 1: go later, bit and I go, I mean wish, I mean.

1186
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm never talking to you again. I go,

1187
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: all right, tomorrow, you see tomorrow. Like those little things.

1188
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: I know it sounds like like so cheesy, but like

1189
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: the connection you have of like humor where it's a

1190
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: little you know, dark and a little bit and yeah,

1191
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just it's the best inside jokes

1192
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: and just like yeah, just like new love is truly

1193
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: the best feeling in the world, or like finding it

1194
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: and being excited about someone and like getting butterflies when

1195
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: you are about to see them, like it's the best

1196
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: fucking drug, like ever. It is my favorite feeling in

1197
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: the world, is feeling like horny and excited and like

1198
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: intimate with someone. And it's the only drug I can't buy,

1199
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: Like I cannot buy it. I can buy someone to

1200
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: fuck me, I can fly someone to me, but you

1201
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: cannot buy someone to love you, and it's it's just funny.

1202
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: I realized it is a drug that I don't let

1203
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: myself indulge in because I'm not gonna be I can't

1204
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 1: ever get it. I can't find it takes too much

1205
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: for me to find someone to have that. But if

1206
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 1: I do, man, that's and I think I scare you

1207
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: guys away sometimes because I'm just like, holy shit, I

1208
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: found the drug. I found it, Like I don't want

1209
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: the stash to dry up. I want to buy the

1210
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: whole supply just in case, you know, they go out

1211
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: of business, and I like, go all in because I'm

1212
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: so excited that I found this feeling. And then it's

1213
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: wild how those feelings can kind of start to fade

1214
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: if you just give it time. So it's I'm I'm

1215
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: in a different place now. It's true. Time makes things

1216
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: like kind of command. Why um, thanks for listening today.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast, the last day

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