Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decision. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrid Blair decision. We are
Speaker 1: here for the end of women's months, because bitch, we
Speaker 1: are women. I say this is gonna be the last outline.
Speaker 1: That's time she loved Dick. She saved it to that
Speaker 1: last day of the month. I mean we'd had a
Speaker 1: little mean sprinkled to know what I wanted. He did, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, even a white man. But it's okay,
Speaker 1: I loved by the way I talked to my mama.
Speaker 1: I know she had a crush on that nigga too,
Speaker 1: and he's not a nigga, But I ain't know she
Speaker 1: had a crush on that BWC. Even did you tell
Speaker 1: me a few weeks ago a white niggas boy. That's
Speaker 1: why I corrected myself. White niggas is real. People be white, Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's it's uh, you know, I don't see. He was
Speaker 1: really fun and you know what it reminded me of.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm glad that you enjoyed him. But I
Speaker 1: did think to myself, like I do want people that
Speaker 1: are older on I like that fifty is like for
Speaker 1: me cinnamon love and him. It's just I like learning
Speaker 1: from someone older because normally it's like sharing stories and
Speaker 1: discovery and like not like Liz Goldwin is old old
Speaker 1: because she's not, but still she's more like she's experienced,
Speaker 1: like old hoe I want a bitch who's still fifty
Speaker 1: in the strip club. I want you to roll in
Speaker 1: here because you know what I'm saying, your hip gave out,
Speaker 1: Like that's what I want. My mom is the oldest.
Speaker 1: How we've had seventy one. We definitely should have more
Speaker 1: old holes on here. If you or your grandmother would
Speaker 1: like to come on horrible decisions. If you, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you're on aarp, maybe we'll even do a little nursing
Speaker 1: home drop in. Let me know, well, hoeing is genetic.
Speaker 1: We know that. So just so you know, if you're
Speaker 1: a host, so is your mother, So is your grandmother,
Speaker 1: so was her mother. Um, it's all there, not geneticreditary.
Speaker 1: M you know, there we go. I guess we'll start
Speaker 1: with a brief catch up. Oh you only cry right now? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: don't don't do that. I did buy a vibrator, which
Speaker 1: is funny because I was out with Brianda, who for
Speaker 1: those you remember, Bible girl who doesn't masturbate. And I
Speaker 1: was just telling her like Bree, like, so I've been
Speaker 1: so busy with work. I ran into her in the street.
Speaker 1: She called me, ignored the call because I was in
Speaker 1: a meeting. Left the meeting and she's like, look at
Speaker 1: the lord. So I had tea with her real quick,
Speaker 1: and I was like breaking down, like Briena, I just
Speaker 1: feel so busy. I feel like I can't be a
Speaker 1: good daughter. I feel like I can't date like the
Speaker 1: guy that I'm dating and I are looking for two
Speaker 1: or three days in March that match, Like it's really
Speaker 1: difficult and it's crazy because you know, you really vibe
Speaker 1: with someone when you're really looking for that time. And
Speaker 1: the long story short, I was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just like I don't know what's going on. I
Speaker 1: can't have sex. So I'm so busy and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: She's like, you might need to get a toy, mama.
Speaker 1: So we walked into a sex story. I don't have
Speaker 1: just a lot of toys to play with. I give
Speaker 1: away although the ship there we get me too. It'd
Speaker 1: be their gifts like here you go, bitch. They'd be like,
Speaker 1: I know this was free. Okay, I know niggas that
Speaker 1: got Nike deals, they still give me ship. That's a gift.
Speaker 1: I was about to be The value was one hundred
Speaker 1: and twelve dollars take a bit. So I walked in
Speaker 1: about a vibrator. And it was really funny because while
Speaker 1: in the store the guy, there was a guy in
Speaker 1: there that looked at me, and I wondered if he realized,
Speaker 1: like the horrible decisions he just had to look like
Speaker 1: he was young. But long story short, you know they've
Speaker 1: got the Womanizer, They've got this one, the rabbit, this that.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's ten dollars because I'm barely I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why. I don't use any kind of sex toys,
Speaker 1: so my shit's so sensitive. Okay, bitch. I had that
Speaker 1: shit on the one at a ten speed and I came,
Speaker 1: I give a h It's really bad. It's so crazy
Speaker 1: because you are trying to find time for someone you're
Speaker 1: interested in, and I on the other side, m and
Speaker 1: I feel crazy. I feel like I'm reverting only to
Speaker 1: just for it to be comfortable. But I have zero
Speaker 1: time to go on dating apps to find someone I'm
Speaker 1: interested in. It's crazy because Taomi tweeted something the other
Speaker 1: day and she was like, all the single women, what's
Speaker 1: the worst part about being single? And I said, it
Speaker 1: has everything to do with the dating and talking days.
Speaker 1: To me, it's my god, I love when you jump
Speaker 1: into boyfriend. Yeah, like just being my boyfriend. That's the
Speaker 1: only risk reason I miss old Bay, not him to schedule. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. That was That's my thing about soulmate.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, you just come back and we just
Speaker 1: do the things on our free time so I can
Speaker 1: have fun. Like I was talking to my therapist today
Speaker 1: and I said, um, I'm going to Atlanta this weekend,
Speaker 1: and I was supposed to go for something else. I
Speaker 1: do got a nigga there too. I was also supposed
Speaker 1: to see Now I don't even want to see him.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I'm just going to have a break
Speaker 1: because I realized that if I stay in New York,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna work myself to death. But also I'm
Speaker 1: not talking to anybody right now, and it's been really
Speaker 1: difficult with this note well, not to get to know
Speaker 1: somebody like that idea of the talking phase and planning dates,
Speaker 1: like I'm in the middle or ending a run of touring.
Speaker 1: We're about to go on a fucking long ass tour.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, not, you gave him a hint.
Speaker 1: This They know they we were saying it, saying this
Speaker 1: maybe the anyway, what the last wee. It's really frustrating
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I realized now why I had my
Speaker 1: first boyfriend when the pandemic was here. You know this
Speaker 1: because we had time to talk. A few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: We had a conversation that I actually brought up at
Speaker 1: this women's dinner just because like for the sake of
Speaker 1: they were kind of boring. Sorry it was sponsored, but
Speaker 1: they were boring. But the conversation got hot. So basically
Speaker 1: this girl was saying how she's pouring into doing things
Speaker 1: outside to meet someone and blah blah blah. She was
Speaker 1: in her forties, and then another girl was saying she's
Speaker 1: just going on with her homegirls and homing. I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I said, in most of them new horrible.
Speaker 1: I said, Mandy and I have a conversation coming up
Speaker 1: where we both it was a trumpet conversation where you
Speaker 1: were like, I'm spending time with my friends, and he
Speaker 1: was saying, oh, yeah, that's like poly arms and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I want to invest in a love relationship. And I
Speaker 1: was like, so, if we're asking for these things, what
Speaker 1: do you guys think it's a priority. Because nobody's really
Speaker 1: wrong actually right, and it's crazy down the middle. The
Speaker 1: women that I realized talked about prioritizing friendships, this to
Speaker 1: me was hella interesting. Almost every woman that talked about
Speaker 1: prioritizing your friendship had been broken up with, had someone
Speaker 1: disappointed them, and had recently been like fuck these niggas.
Speaker 1: I realized that friendships is what I need to be
Speaker 1: growing and cultivating. The ones that we're looking for love
Speaker 1: were tired of how much time they spend with their
Speaker 1: friends that were like I need a break from these bitches.
Speaker 1: And I'm like oh, and that kind of counteracts with
Speaker 1: being busy because for me, like being able to go
Speaker 1: to Thailand with Vinnie and Enoch, like that was such
Speaker 1: like a pleasure for me, Like we had it was
Speaker 1: really our ten year mark of being friends, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't think i'd have that time, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: So like to be able to do that with friends
Speaker 1: that I see once a year sometimes together was great
Speaker 1: and that's what I was able to do. But I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, it is true. When you're busy, you're like,
Speaker 1: you got a really pencil in your friends and your people.
Speaker 1: So if you don't have someone you're dating, how do
Speaker 1: you do it? And a woman said to me, because
Speaker 1: I said I was prioritizing love, She's like, you're probably
Speaker 1: gonna find it, and you're probably gonna have all the
Speaker 1: things you want, like a husband, a baby or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then right when you need help with that baby
Speaker 1: and motherhood and an outlet, you probably won't have it
Speaker 1: if you weren't building it right before you got that man.
Speaker 1: I think I think for me, it's a my friends
Speaker 1: are gonna be here before you, my friend's gonna be
Speaker 1: here after you. I don't think i'd believe in the forever.
Speaker 1: My friends have also been who I can rely on.
Speaker 1: I also just had just again conversation and therapy to me,
Speaker 1: like what I want from a man I can do
Speaker 1: without or I can get very easily. I think Dick
Speaker 1: is like the easiest thing to get. It just is
Speaker 1: like all these niggas just been waiting for me to
Speaker 1: break up with this man, and now they're all like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here, You're still in New York, and still they're
Speaker 1: all just still there, right, And so to me it's
Speaker 1: they really do be right, bro, They're all just right
Speaker 1: there a day in the roll of dicks. That's what
Speaker 1: you do. Go back to the roll of dicks. They
Speaker 1: all gonna be there. And I'm just having now a
Speaker 1: hard time seeing if I have any time to get
Speaker 1: to know somebody else. And I think again, that's why
Speaker 1: I was able to experience my first real relationship was
Speaker 1: because that's I had all the time in the world
Speaker 1: to get to know somebody. Bitch. We were hiking. To
Speaker 1: be honest, I think that the common theme sometimes is
Speaker 1: most people that find love aren't looking. Oh, I was
Speaker 1: about to say that, and that's the thing. So the
Speaker 1: prioritizing of love, or the prioritizing of meeting a partner.
Speaker 1: When I met soulmate, bitch, I wasn't looking. And it
Speaker 1: sounds really bullshitty, but that's how you how that flea
Speaker 1: market day happened because I will reiterated, my nigga, it
Speaker 1: was so crazy. I had sex with another nigga the
Speaker 1: day I met him, and that nigga said to me,
Speaker 1: I made a joke every time I fucked, I ended
Speaker 1: up meeting somebody because my chakras be open. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna meet your husband tomorrow. He said, uh, congratulations,
Speaker 1: good luck, and you're welcome. He joked about it with me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what am I gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna walk to the Melrose's trading post and
Speaker 1: just like enjoy my life and method NICs. And I
Speaker 1: remember consciously thinking every time I met someone that I
Speaker 1: was into, I just stumbled because I was doing something
Speaker 1: for myself. It's like a common thing. Oh yeah, Now,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I'll be on dating that nigga too.
Speaker 1: When I tell you, I tell you, Brod, I said,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Happy, but y'all will say this.
Speaker 1: Tell of y'all bitches. And this is just a little
Speaker 1: bit of advice for Women's History Month. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of homegirls, much like you probably do. All the
Speaker 1: boss bitch girls I know being better early. They be
Speaker 1: focused on this ship. You do have to get out
Speaker 1: and mingle. You have to get out of your let
Speaker 1: that be with friends. If you don't do it. It's
Speaker 1: either gonna be on an app, but if you don't
Speaker 1: kind of get yourself out there, it's not gonna come
Speaker 1: to you in the house. It was so funny because
Speaker 1: when I went to the reads to the anniversary show,
Speaker 1: I said, y'all couldn't have had this at four pm,
Speaker 1: so we could have been in bed by eight. Like
Speaker 1: that's also still it's also the common thread, like we
Speaker 1: love a brunch, now we love a happy hour. If
Speaker 1: you got me rolling up out of bed to be
Speaker 1: somewhere to eleven, like I gotta get ready at ten
Speaker 1: to be there by like eleven thirty, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: make it. I just haven't. I ain't gonna have a
Speaker 1: friend of mine staying at my place in New York
Speaker 1: from London for a few weeks and he said to me, yo,
Speaker 1: like I have to tell you something, no offense. I
Speaker 1: just thought you were gonna be a party girl. He's like,
Speaker 1: I just pictured you that way. Wait, are you not
Speaker 1: anymore well? Bro? He was just saying, like I didn't
Speaker 1: expect his regiment. He's like, you get up and go
Speaker 1: to the gym here on zoom cnadad. And he's been
Speaker 1: at my house for maybe a few weeks and Brian,
Speaker 1: mind you, I barely him in New York. But I
Speaker 1: one night where I came strolling in at six in
Speaker 1: the morning and I was fucked up and I went
Speaker 1: out on night and it was one. It was one
Speaker 1: that I gave myself. But like, I party hard. It's
Speaker 1: just that I don't really I think people do think
Speaker 1: that of me because of my crazy stories. It do
Speaker 1: be from that one night. Remember that last time I
Speaker 1: was in London, I met the trainer Nigga that almost
Speaker 1: robbed me when he will come to my hotel, like
Speaker 1: it does happen for me. But like, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: people just kind of expect, because of either what I
Speaker 1: do or whatever, that I'm wilding the fuck out when
Speaker 1: i'm out. Oh, bitch, I'm out slowed down. I don't
Speaker 1: think I slowed down. Shot. I think I've always been
Speaker 1: this way, bro, And I think that's why you joked
Speaker 1: about the drinking thing with me. I go out all
Speaker 1: the time, and you'd be like, oh, you can't handle it.
Speaker 1: Look at like that you would. You've been saying that
Speaker 1: for years. It's just that, like, I just go hard
Speaker 1: when i'm there, bitch. If I'm set out on the night.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Well, I'll be honest with you in
Speaker 1: honor of Women's month, fuck mother nature because the way
Speaker 1: I was just hoping with the short month in February,
Speaker 1: that my period was gonna be off just a little
Speaker 1: bit so I could be a hope for Dreamville. Because
Speaker 1: bitch'all saw that lineup. It wasn't really nobody. I give
Speaker 1: the coach too, but I'm like, Nigga's gonna be there.
Speaker 1: It was. That was a very good ready to meet
Speaker 1: somebody at Dreamville. Bitch period all time for me to
Speaker 1: be right there on my period there. I was on
Speaker 1: it last year, but it was cool because I got
Speaker 1: a nigga, So I wasn't really looking at fuck on
Speaker 1: nobody last year. This year, puss is open. It's damn
Speaker 1: that's right. You had a whole Dreamville nigga there and
Speaker 1: I'm just friends asked me if I was going. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was ready to throw this couch all weekend,
Speaker 1: and now I cannot. Can I be real? I want
Speaker 1: to go back, but I don't want to go back
Speaker 1: to rally. Oh I'm not gonna lie. Already got my hotel,
Speaker 1: Love Raleigh. Everyone has after parties but those are fun.
Speaker 1: You went to work, that's this is why. But I
Speaker 1: didn't have a good time. So we have our very
Speaker 1: last live show on the thirty first. I don't already
Speaker 1: let niggas know New York can't get no after party
Speaker 1: out of me. I got my flights. Are you doing
Speaker 1: after parties? And every city we did in LA we're
Speaker 1: doing what we're live. I won't be at the one
Speaker 1: in New York, you know why, because I have a
Speaker 1: seven am flight to Raleigh. Well then I have to
Speaker 1: good for you and Bridget, because I'll tell you right now. Bitch,
Speaker 1: how many cities you think we funna get out of me?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do it. Bitch, what
Speaker 1: the after parties? I was so tired in London? That
Speaker 1: was jet lack hold on, Yeah, we was on the
Speaker 1: way in London if I did bro I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: thought about that hotel after experience I went. I went
Speaker 1: out after Anyways, why don't you throw the sex parties?
Speaker 1: That's because it's meat. We're already throwing live shows. The
Speaker 1: production of throwing events. I've done the dinner, I've done
Speaker 1: a sex party. It's a lot of fucking work. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking heart. Just listen, put your name
Speaker 1: on the flyer and show it chitty, and they got them.
Speaker 1: When he's getting I'm good. Well let's get into ar
Speaker 1: vanilla ship for the week. Y'all starts with Florida Woman.
Speaker 1: So you know it's gonna be some shit. So a
Speaker 1: Florida woman demands sugar Mommy Daddy Day from city planners.
Speaker 1: That's right. A Florida woman has hit headlines after calling
Speaker 1: for a sugar daddy and mommy appreciation day in Boca God,
Speaker 1: I saw that. Do you have a little bit of
Speaker 1: clip for her talking hello? I don't know we could
Speaker 1: play it. She was awful, Well, why did we have
Speaker 1: it better? She was so awful that when he got
Speaker 1: up there, he said, you got five minutes. Bro. The
Speaker 1: blonde bombshell, who identified herself as Ashley Cream, took to
Speaker 1: the microphone at a Book of re Time Planning and
Speaker 1: Zoning Board meeting and proposed that March ten should become
Speaker 1: a designated day to celebrate the area's benefactors. Sugar daddies
Speaker 1: both gay and straight, and yes, even sugar mommies are
Speaker 1: responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets, and the
Speaker 1: occasional body enhancement. She argued that sugar daddies and mommies
Speaker 1: are vital to the Florida economy and that Boca Ratan
Speaker 1: is a particular hot spot for the generous geriatrics. It
Speaker 1: appeared that Cream may have her own sugar daddy, as
Speaker 1: she was accompanied as she was accompanied to the meeting
Speaker 1: by an elderly man, whom she was later seen pushing
Speaker 1: around in a wheelchair. Oh my god, I just saw
Speaker 1: her papa, and I saw old man in the back. Girl.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you, Mommy, I accold you. We
Speaker 1: got mohamma, and I used to watch in and the
Speaker 1: coal bro. We all loved in and a coal growing up.
Speaker 1: I did we did? I think that for us being
Speaker 1: supporters of sex work, we have all of these were
Speaker 1: holidays now on the calendars right anyway? Like y'all know, Poda?
Speaker 1: What do you say? Pa? Pi? Poda? What are you saying? Pie? Pie?
Speaker 1: Like three? Are you hearing something different as well? Are
Speaker 1: you not hearing pot? Did you tell me when you
Speaker 1: heard it? What did you did you hear? Food? Jay?
Speaker 1: You didn't hear anything like three point one? Phota you did?
Speaker 1: I'm not say pot did you say polo as well? Oh?
Speaker 1: Bit pie? If I'm not saying it right, it's only
Speaker 1: three letters, bitch, how could I say it wrong? This
Speaker 1: is giving me what? Yeah? How you still not know? Hi? P?
Speaker 1: I E like he but it's not the food. It's
Speaker 1: he I actually, but how do you should you tell me?
Speaker 1: You say pie and pie different? Did I say I
Speaker 1: said pie? I ain't even got my goals? And bitch,
Speaker 1: y'all y'all can't understand me. I don't want to be clear.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to call you a hearty yards fund.
Speaker 1: You're doing it yourself. That's what the pie? God? Damn
Speaker 1: sh okay, look the like we had a civil rights
Speaker 1: there could have fu No PI day is like three
Speaker 1: point one four, like the circumference, like the mad ship.
Speaker 1: Hold on? What is we are from the same place, y'all?
Speaker 1: I just want to say, maybe I'll had a my
Speaker 1: fair lady moment. Mandy didn't and she was eating I
Speaker 1: knew it was on March fourteen. So pie is the
Speaker 1: symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant, and it's
Speaker 1: like a little squiggly or something like that. But anyways,
Speaker 1: they got a day. Um, we know Mother's Day, Father's
Speaker 1: Day even still exists. But there's a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: yeer days because niggas they really did. They could have
Speaker 1: made a Sugar Daddy Day like the next day after.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I think I'll just day in
Speaker 1: Daddy Jim Nona Lie. I would prefer a side nigga day,
Speaker 1: like a Zaddy Day, like February fifteen. That's already, that
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? Let me tell you, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bit one of my homegirls is fucking. I think I
Speaker 1: have mentioned it on the show. She's sucking like someone
Speaker 1: that she can't be in public with. Hold on, National
Speaker 1: Zaddi Day is actually October fourth. They just make a
Speaker 1: shit up, bro, But Zaddy might be like hot guy
Speaker 1: may not be like Sugar Daddy. Oh I'm about to see.
Speaker 1: So Zaddi Day celebrated on the fourth of October, um
Speaker 1: is to celebrate this ship came from? What national day?
Speaker 1: Is it? Now? That's what it came from? Bullshit? Oh,
Speaker 1: so the Zaddy Day is actually boyfriend Day by girl. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this team. So I just caught
Speaker 1: up with her at that women's dinner because we were
Speaker 1: both invited and again she's fucking with a nigga that's
Speaker 1: like crazy famous, and so he's married and they all
Speaker 1: so I was like, she this diamond pennis bracelet and
Speaker 1: necklace and I was like, god, bamn, bitch, I think
Speaker 1: got you that, and she goes, oh, let me let
Speaker 1: me shake my performance. This was crying. She goes, I
Speaker 1: started it up on the tenth. She was like, I
Speaker 1: knew what I wanted, and I knew I had to
Speaker 1: put the pressure on his ass. Wait, the tenth is
Speaker 1: in February, yes, four days before Valentine. She was like,
Speaker 1: because I feel like if I start too early, then
Speaker 1: he's not gonna feel in fear of fucking up his
Speaker 1: day with his wife. So she said on the tenth
Speaker 1: she was like, lead it, and she said she started
Speaker 1: like slowly and slowly and slowly, and then she said
Speaker 1: she sent to him, will you be my Valentine? And
Speaker 1: then after I put sorry, I'm trying to unsend the
Speaker 1: message this I don't cry, so I guess after a while,
Speaker 1: he finally was just like, well, what what what can
Speaker 1: I do to make you feel better? And she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I want you to do what
Speaker 1: you think would be extravagant enough for me to forget.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to have something tangible to
Speaker 1: keep in mind that she still care about me. So
Speaker 1: she was like, I thought he was gonna give me
Speaker 1: a car. Man, you want to tell you the diamonds? Like,
Speaker 1: she can't walk down the street with you diamonds. I
Speaker 1: was like, and they probably cost as much as a car.
Speaker 1: They do, Like, because I told you, I've still been
Speaker 1: looking from our Cuban link in bitch, they still thirty thousand,
Speaker 1: all these niggas, So mind you. She was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I know people are gonna be reposting you and your
Speaker 1: wife on Valenthine's Day. I can't handle it. It's a
Speaker 1: couple's goal. Lie, it's giving me no faith in what
Speaker 1: we have, Bitch, what is the faith in what they have? Like?
Speaker 1: She's lying, she's lying to herself, she's lying to him.
Speaker 1: She's tricking him, like like tricking on it. Like what
Speaker 1: else could she be? What else could she really want?
Speaker 1: She did it on the tenth on purpose, knowing she
Speaker 1: wanted gifts like he loves her pussy, But does she
Speaker 1: does she want more from him? No? Oh, I mean
Speaker 1: I'll be real with you, don't I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But she can't be that good of an actress, because
Speaker 1: when I met him and saw them, I was kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh, like he was holding her hand, calling
Speaker 1: her baby, saying I love you. Niggas. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: they did take They took everybody else's phone at the
Speaker 1: spot for the dinner, and I kind of was just
Speaker 1: looking around like no one else sees nobody else sees it,
Speaker 1: and we just all pretended. But you know, she basically was.
Speaker 1: She was like getting his plate ready and doing different
Speaker 1: things for him. I'm not gonna lie, I do think,
Speaker 1: and this is why, like, if you're with the right person,
Speaker 1: I think that a lot of times the wives be
Speaker 1: knowing depending on how lit your nigga is and how rich,
Speaker 1: because who can you be with after how long caps
Speaker 1: are you you gonna stay around? And you just kind
Speaker 1: of know what it is like. Luckily, I think due
Speaker 1: to this show, UH, men are becoming more honest with
Speaker 1: how they truly can show up in relationships, who they
Speaker 1: can be, the fact that they probably ain't really monogamous.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that we've talked about that being
Speaker 1: an issue, but more and more I'm hearing that men
Speaker 1: are like listening, bit, you not gonna be the old
Speaker 1: than one. I told y'all, just be the favorite. There
Speaker 1: may be a shift I think that I'll start to happen,
Speaker 1: Like right now we're in crazy Polly open relationship mode,
Speaker 1: and I think we'll see the effects of this five
Speaker 1: to ten years from now. Then I think there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a major shift where like kind of like how
Speaker 1: when Obama became president. I'm saying, like, when Obama became president,
Speaker 1: it felt like it's a new day, and then boom,
Speaker 1: now we got hella Republican abortions being taken away, fucking
Speaker 1: no drag Queen shows going crazy. Like I really feel
Speaker 1: like we're so oversaturated with the openness and shit that
Speaker 1: we're going to revert back. Like I'm hoping that we
Speaker 1: can um talk to someone. I'm sure they told you
Speaker 1: about their open relationship on our show. I don't say
Speaker 1: their name, Oh and I think I got that, okay,
Speaker 1: But anyway, basically they're dating someone and he's feeling super
Speaker 1: unfulfilled in this poly relation. Oh yeah, and it's just
Speaker 1: like god damn, like, how many more people do you
Speaker 1: need to where you don't feel valued? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I flat out told a nigga recently,
Speaker 1: like who'd you go to dinner it? Like I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, like I'm at a time for it,
Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't know how many hours you
Speaker 1: got in a day, Like that's not gonna work for me.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have to say it verbatim no
Speaker 1: matter how crazy it sounds. Whether you're my nigga or not,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. If you're my man, obviously,
Speaker 1: if I don't want this, I'm gonna tell you. But
Speaker 1: if we're like working towards something and you're finding time
Speaker 1: for other shit, no, don't make me get back on
Speaker 1: apps because I'll be gone. I mean it's tough because
Speaker 1: if you have if he's working around your schedule, he's
Speaker 1: working around your friendships, he's working around you traveling and
Speaker 1: your family. To me, if I expect someone to work
Speaker 1: around that and I'm busy and can't give them the
Speaker 1: time that they want when they're free, if they want
Speaker 1: to fill their free time up another way, Oh, if
Speaker 1: you got five hours to go to dinner with the beach,
Speaker 1: you think he has five hours to fly to you? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm bey I did want to get into us sharing
Speaker 1: a hordrve before we get into the horrible decision um
Speaker 1: in terms of a sex tip. Um, I this is
Speaker 1: for the men because it recently happened and it's okay.
Speaker 1: I want to let men know it's okay to scream.
Speaker 1: So my god, okay to scream. I don't know because
Speaker 1: the man just knew he was gonna scream. So the
Speaker 1: little boo I'm seeing now, I had him moaning, like
Speaker 1: moaning with his big ass like huh, like real nice moans,
Speaker 1: sexy moans like uh uh. And I was like, all right, no,
Speaker 1: it was sexy bitch, big ass nigga moaning like oh.
Speaker 1: And I think he was moaning so much it made
Speaker 1: him uncomfortable where you would but so where I wasn't
Speaker 1: his what bitch? I was eating the fuck out that ass,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, who do you say? What
Speaker 1: you're doing? And dirty talk? Um. So when I was
Speaker 1: sucking his dick, because we talk about it before I
Speaker 1: get to him, so clearly it's gonna happen, right, I
Speaker 1: love to talk to him. It was after the club
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, look, look, look, look, look on
Speaker 1: the dick. And so I'm looking at him. We decide
Speaker 1: to record it. So we're recording it. We're having all
Speaker 1: this fun, and so I'm looking up at him. So
Speaker 1: I come up from the top of the dick and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you want me to go lower? And he
Speaker 1: said yes, like yes, So I went down to the
Speaker 1: balls and all the time at the balls, yes, eating
Speaker 1: eating it like a pack. No, I was looking that
Speaker 1: was it's the balls. So I'm so I'm licking the
Speaker 1: balls and then I come slightly up from the balls.
Speaker 1: Look up. You want me to go lower? Bitch? Not
Speaker 1: him saying no, but shaking yes. I said, I got you,
Speaker 1: so bitch. No, I said I got you, like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you a ride to the airport. Feel like
Speaker 1: he ain't want to say yes, but his he went
Speaker 1: like this because he was too Maybe he ain't want
Speaker 1: whoever who's about the show to let him know that.
Speaker 1: He said, yes, you ate ans on camera, hmm, but
Speaker 1: you clever really see me. You don't set them something
Speaker 1: my head, So it could really just be any blonde bitch, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, y'all stop sending me every video of
Speaker 1: a thick blonde bitch. How do you think I feel
Speaker 1: with legs get braids. Bro it ain't me. So anyways,
Speaker 1: he says. So he says yes, but he doesn't say yes.
Speaker 1: He says no, but shakes his head yes. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I know what you want. He was like,
Speaker 1: and then went real fast. So I say, okay, scooted
Speaker 1: him down from the cash a little bit, lifted them
Speaker 1: legs and got to work and baby the moaning. So anyways,
Speaker 1: we don't go to a round two, which then I
Speaker 1: have to custom out for. I said, suck fulfilling me.
Speaker 1: It's gonna take more than one round. If you can't
Speaker 1: go that many rounds, we're probably not gonna see each
Speaker 1: other much longer. Sir. He's also much younger than me,
Speaker 1: so I had to just be really like, what's call
Speaker 1: him survoy No, I just said, sir, like, listen here,
Speaker 1: young man, young man, you can't keep it going. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get to going. I do appreciate that a young dude,
Speaker 1: and I think this would actually help men later in life.
Speaker 1: I don't know how young he is, but under twenty
Speaker 1: five young under twenty five, So like experiencing that eighteen young,
Speaker 1: he's gonna know what he wants later in sexual experiences
Speaker 1: like being able. Oh great, So I'm his teacher, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you think you are? Business? I mean cool? Yes,
Speaker 1: Well then I need more gifts. I need more shit
Speaker 1: in the roll of dicks from you of what is
Speaker 1: this dude? This is the dude I'm about to see
Speaker 1: in a couple of eggs. Yeah wait, we're just the
Speaker 1: one that Yeah, and you had to go shopping because
Speaker 1: you didn't have so, like, is that the first time? No,
Speaker 1: like I've seen him. I've been seeing for like the
Speaker 1: last year now in between my break between in between, um,
Speaker 1: but no, so like I've seen him. Yeah, Like this
Speaker 1: will be three times in a month. So like I'm
Speaker 1: seeing you and he's like, you know, be patient, be
Speaker 1: patient for how long? Nigga? Someone had to go get
Speaker 1: some of the dec if you're not gonna get up
Speaker 1: twice so but literally he said, he was like he's
Speaker 1: that young. Yeah, he's young. So he literally was like
Speaker 1: so he was like, uh, he was like okay, I
Speaker 1: like you're gonna have me screaming if we go again
Speaker 1: because of how loud he was already moaning where y'all
Speaker 1: was working at in the hotel, bitch and it was
Speaker 1: a sweet So niggahad I loved sweet was really big.
Speaker 1: Remember when London hotel guy got me there listen it
Speaker 1: was I was like, damn, this ship has a conference table.
Speaker 1: It was so big. Bitch. When we went to clean up,
Speaker 1: he had a bad room. I had a mask him.
Speaker 1: That's the bad bitch. Come on, two bad rooms, um,
Speaker 1: And so he was just like, no, I know I'm
Speaker 1: to be screaming and no. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: would like you too. So fellas if you are with
Speaker 1: a bitch that just pleases you so much that you
Speaker 1: mont real out and you're like, oh, I can't sound
Speaker 1: like a bitch. Sound like a bitch. Pleep. I'm here
Speaker 1: for you sounding like my bitch. Anyway, Wait, you know
Speaker 1: why I asked you if you talked about the ass thing.
Speaker 1: So there's a Sex of the City episode I haven't
Speaker 1: quoted in a while, so y'all be patient. Mirandam is
Speaker 1: fucking with this dude who keeps scooping his ass up
Speaker 1: because he wants her to look it. And finally he's
Speaker 1: like asking her for dirty talk. Tell me what I like.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah, you like it when I stroke
Speaker 1: your cock? Yeah? And he's like when I spit on it? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you love it when I put a finger in
Speaker 1: your ass and she was like, yeah, yeah, don't tell.
Speaker 1: So there's no talking. That's why I was really like,
Speaker 1: we can kinky talk, but in person, I know I
Speaker 1: have to eat cementum as nasty as he's being because
Speaker 1: he's let me know, no one else has done that before.
Speaker 1: Did you tell me you're gonna talk about it a
Speaker 1: horrible um. No, he's not gonna get a name or anything.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't know how long it lasts.
Speaker 1: It could be anybody. I eat ass, multiple asses. What
Speaker 1: should be calling him the young boy? We could throw
Speaker 1: a young boy. He could be called young boy enough.
Speaker 1: He is bitch to the point where I'm like, just
Speaker 1: so you know, if we out in public like that
Speaker 1: was the fun part about even being Wham. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we outside, we're just gonna fuck each other from
Speaker 1: across the room and no one in the room is
Speaker 1: gonna know I'm leaving home with you. And so that's
Speaker 1: what we played because I'm like, now it's to the
Speaker 1: point where he's too lit. I'm too lit, and a
Speaker 1: lot of girls are fans of the show, and I
Speaker 1: don't want the fans seeing me out with who I'm
Speaker 1: really like entertaining a fucking fuck. No, no, just so
Speaker 1: you know, Doc, do you know how people nobody that
Speaker 1: I do I follow? Y'all know I blocked them niggas
Speaker 1: you can't. I follow the nigga I will follow. But
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, that Mandy on some real shit.
Speaker 1: I sometimes think when I'm out and about, like, of
Speaker 1: course people come up to me, but I don't even
Speaker 1: realize how heightened it is until I'm bitch. I probably
Speaker 1: go out anywhere with rent people are like actually rude. No,
Speaker 1: but that one bitch. I think we were eating with
Speaker 1: friends at Katana and this girl was like, I want
Speaker 1: to sey'all fun, but I'm eating food. Yeah. No, y'all
Speaker 1: need to do that to me. So literally, I told
Speaker 1: you you can't hang out with people and you I
Speaker 1: thought we were just about the fuck he said, Yo,
Speaker 1: me be it's the club, the club, hold on London hotel. Guy,
Speaker 1: This is some terrible shit. This is how I know
Speaker 1: I still got a hole in me, and it makes
Speaker 1: me feel proud. Remember when I told you, I think
Speaker 1: I said it on Patreon. How he was like, I
Speaker 1: just want to come and give you money like an
Speaker 1: old nigga, like, I feel like that's what that was,
Speaker 1: That's what would make you answer my call because you're
Speaker 1: a little you try to be a boss bitch on me.
Speaker 1: So he called me. I adn't answer. Then he called
Speaker 1: me again. He was like, I ain't gonna call you
Speaker 1: back back again and I was like, my bad. I
Speaker 1: was busy. He's like, I know you can't wait to
Speaker 1: tell me about how you a businesswoman. I don't give it. No,
Speaker 1: they don't And I said they don't. I said, I
Speaker 1: know you know this. They could be asking for nudes.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm at the studio, damn you always working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is good. I So he said to me, like, um, okay,
Speaker 1: so wish it's the love like quality time. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's gifts and he was like okay, so we need
Speaker 1: to start picking out what I'm gonna get, what you
Speaker 1: gonna get. And I was like yes, And I don't
Speaker 1: know how it works, bitch, I gonna lie. I like
Speaker 1: it because he asked for real little shit because he
Speaker 1: really like what like he'll tell no. Like the other
Speaker 1: day he was like, you know, it's so crazy, like
Speaker 1: you're still talking to that they're gonna get you busy,
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah, and he was like, well,
Speaker 1: ain't a man yet, get on FaceTime with me. So
Speaker 1: we get on FaceTime. I was like I got like
Speaker 1: five minutes and he was like, that's enough for me
Speaker 1: to see your pussy. He was like, what you want.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's the exchange. I just like
Speaker 1: him your pussy. He just wants to tell me what
Speaker 1: to do. So he asked me on FaceTime. He was
Speaker 1: like you look cute. I was like thanks, and he said,
Speaker 1: is anyone home and I was like no. He's like okay, cool.
Speaker 1: He's like, tell me what you want. What's something you
Speaker 1: had your eye on. I was like, actually, I do
Speaker 1: want a new Rolex. He was like, you aven too
Speaker 1: high for FaceTime. Pick pick something else. I was like okay,
Speaker 1: well I do want a new product bag and he
Speaker 1: was like okay, and he was like take your clothes
Speaker 1: off and he was like you need to make these
Speaker 1: next four minutes and thirty second birthday because it was
Speaker 1: like one twenty five out of one thirty call was
Speaker 1: so I had to put the phone up, bend over,
Speaker 1: show my plus. Yet his spanked my own ass. He
Speaker 1: told me to send it to leak. Wow, I loved it.
Speaker 1: I need to get someone like that. I'll tell y'all.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's fine, y'all, maybe next week. How I was
Speaker 1: humbled and it didn't feel very good. I was saving
Speaker 1: the tea. Can I save some stories for another episode? Man,
Speaker 1: Let's get it to the horrible decision again? The why
Speaker 1: are we here? The hor derve was some motherfucking scream nigga,
Speaker 1: screw this outline sucked us up. We almost had a
Speaker 1: tea and then oh, I want gonna give you the tea.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all. Y'all know, we record two episodes
Speaker 1: and day I'm talking you to see what our next
Speaker 1: yest week, I'm gonna be like, welcome back. What happened?
Speaker 1: He deserves to the ana tell you bitch, I'm so ashamed,
Speaker 1: so shaped All right, y'all. The horrible decision is women
Speaker 1: sex facts in history? Um So. I wanted to get
Speaker 1: in with some inventions and some of the sluttiest women
Speaker 1: in history, kudos to them. Um. I wanted to start
Speaker 1: up with some facts that you can that are either legends,
Speaker 1: they're facts slash legends. They have not yet been super confirmed.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna start off with the first one. Like legends,
Speaker 1: like of the Hidden Temple, it literal myth. First off,
Speaker 1: you saying the Hidden Temple is funny because we're taking
Speaker 1: it to Egypt. Baby. Oh so the first oh, the
Speaker 1: facts and the temple, you get it, where they put
Speaker 1: the mummies and ship? It's anyway, fun story after booty
Speaker 1: hole Cleopatra, you really care for this. Cleopatra was an
Speaker 1: innovator of the vibrator and was said to pleasure herself
Speaker 1: with the vibrations created from a box full of angry being.
Speaker 1: Oh is that not crazy? It gets wet, sounds like
Speaker 1: a it gets worse. We are still in Egypt. But
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that fable. What's the word. I don't
Speaker 1: like the word legend, legend tells of the Hidden Temple?
Speaker 1: Which one wasn't on Nickelodeon, one of them. It's a
Speaker 1: fairy tale. Okay, No, that was a game talking about
Speaker 1: a game. Oh, keep going, I My head's broken. The
Speaker 1: next Egyptian fact and let me know if you know
Speaker 1: of any others. Ancient Egyptian women avoided pregnancy by shoving
Speaker 1: crocodile doodo into the vagina to act as a diaphragm.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I believe that you
Speaker 1: believe this one, and I'm gonna tell you why, because
Speaker 1: you'll do anything to not get pregnant, bitch I do.
Speaker 1: I was in high school and my homegirls told me
Speaker 1: to drink some shit. It could have been bleach, and
Speaker 1: I did it. I don't know what it was. Now
Speaker 1: Here were some other contraceptive pessteries used back in the day.
Speaker 1: It includes the words pesseteries, pesseries, pess aries, one of
Speaker 1: them just keeping pestytian it's happening quotation marks, so maybe
Speaker 1: it's a fake word. I don't know what. The other
Speaker 1: things that were used for contraceptive include tresta, lemon halves
Speaker 1: which I can see that I do that, cotton wool,
Speaker 1: see sponges and also see sponges, and elephant doodo. They
Speaker 1: call it dung, but doodoo sound way better because that's
Speaker 1: what doodoo brown doodo brown. No, okay, I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: guys who said dung. Have you ever called one of
Speaker 1: your turds dung? No, but they do say dumb when
Speaker 1: they're talking about like animals, like big animals. Oh, animals
Speaker 1: don't say, dodo a ship, it's not animals? Shit? Wow?
Speaker 1: Do you know what's so wild? Ship is such a
Speaker 1: common word. I forget it's a curse word. And I
Speaker 1: was around a friend's kid. I was like, what have
Speaker 1: you shit? And I to take it back and it's
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. She just held her diaper at me.
Speaker 1: I was like, h he was like, what have you you?
Speaker 1: She has the baby? They shit And I think she
Speaker 1: went like so she know what? Shit me? Yeah? But
Speaker 1: I felt so shouldn't be a cuss word. It's literally shit. No,
Speaker 1: it has to be. If you had to pick one
Speaker 1: that was like in the dictionary for with children, I
Speaker 1: think damn might be one. No, Damn is like hell
Speaker 1: you damned to the devil, like it's to me, nah
Speaker 1: to me? Ship show, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: my favorite way. That's what I'm saying. Actually, bit do
Speaker 1: you know that's how people know that I am. Like
Speaker 1: when La, people know I don't say PA when I'm
Speaker 1: in LA. People assume I'm from New York because I'll
Speaker 1: talk about it, right, I'll be like oh when I'm whatever.
Speaker 1: But when I say uh she or I say bitch,
Speaker 1: I know you like they'd be like, oh, where are
Speaker 1: you from? Negress? Um, I wanted to get into an
Speaker 1: invention that I found to be very interesting. Um so
Speaker 1: at le Battles, a research center in Los Angeles where
Speaker 1: you are at. It's ran by a sex researcher, Nicole Prouse,
Speaker 1: who does have her PhD. She she created a brain
Speaker 1: zapp for a better sex life through a method called
Speaker 1: direct current stimulation. The brain stem headset delivers electrical currents
Speaker 1: to your brain with the aim of boosting or curving
Speaker 1: your sex drive, depending on whether you feel it's too
Speaker 1: low or too high, by restoring your brain's reward center
Speaker 1: to healthy activation levels for around an hour. Right now,
Speaker 1: you have to go into the lab to get it,
Speaker 1: But she's hoping that she can make it commercially available
Speaker 1: in the future. Now it's not we've talked about like
Speaker 1: your sex drive changing with medication, just with work. I
Speaker 1: think we talk about a lot of people having different
Speaker 1: sex drives from their partners. Even I think this is
Speaker 1: this is something good. I think it's dope. It's science
Speaker 1: and shit. Once I started talking, I can't you know
Speaker 1: what you don't feel like like, I don't know my
Speaker 1: sex shribe right now because it's not. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm with the young boy, and then twenty four seven
Speaker 1: he popped up from time to time and I realize
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's good, but bitch, I need the affection.
Speaker 1: I need to lay up show with them. I want
Speaker 1: to lay up and spend the time that I'm not
Speaker 1: getting right now. And so that's why I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be in the same city, nigga, but I'm
Speaker 1: man might not. One of the episodes I want to do,
Speaker 1: but I can't figure out how to make it. A
Speaker 1: business is in sex cells. I've been wanting to cover brothels,
Speaker 1: which they're gonna let me do. That's a business, right,
Speaker 1: But that's been making me think about girlfriend and boyfriend
Speaker 1: experience and maybe I can't really talk about money about this.
Speaker 1: Maybe it'd be something to discover on Horrible, but like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because it actually like I have to get into like
Speaker 1: business LLCs, things like she gets two dozen roses. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I can't talk about sex. It's no, no, no. I
Speaker 1: want to talk about men and women and why we
Speaker 1: need it right. And what I'm telling you is take
Speaker 1: them host. Let me tell y'all what Mandy's talking to
Speaker 1: take them host floors. We know them, bitch, just call
Speaker 1: it roses, which I want to talk about a legal
Speaker 1: business so bad, And every film the meeting I have,
Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, we'll do the broth flo and maybe
Speaker 1: we can find a real street walker. And they're like, hey, bitchy,
Speaker 1: we just got some ad dollars. Okay, So what Mandy's
Speaker 1: talking about where roses is back in the day on
Speaker 1: Craigslist for arrows arrows. There's another one that's not Craigslist,
Speaker 1: what is it? What is it? Back page? Backpage? That
Speaker 1: was the one where they would not be able to
Speaker 1: say how much money that you could give them, so
Speaker 1: they would say roses or another term to have some
Speaker 1: like a quantity or something new maracle in front of it.
Speaker 1: It would be like a dozen plut like yeah, literally
Speaker 1: roses and flowers where the way they justified how much
Speaker 1: you have to get you have to give them. But
Speaker 1: the reason that I've been wanting to talk about it
Speaker 1: is because the boyfriend experience we'd never get to explore.
Speaker 1: And I'm really curious because I feel like women need
Speaker 1: that more than men. But like, yeah, how why how
Speaker 1: and how else? Through Like what exactly are you doing.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because for a lot of the boyfriend experiences,
Speaker 1: like but you know, I'm friends with host, I have
Speaker 1: a lot of sex worker friends, the boyfriend experience a
Speaker 1: lot of time, and it's this is crazy, ladies, I
Speaker 1: don't know what y'all are doing with your partners just
Speaker 1: to listen. They'll go out to dinner and it's a
Speaker 1: woman being attentive to them, complaining about work, their family,
Speaker 1: the house, the kids. So no the man, So when
Speaker 1: when so girlfriend? When when men are out getting the
Speaker 1: girlfriend experience? Where again, we think that a woman maybe
Speaker 1: wants a boyfriend experience more. No mind you, you're paying
Speaker 1: for a lot more hours because it's normally a dinner
Speaker 1: date included, or it's an overnight stay or a half
Speaker 1: a night, so the rate is much higher. But literally,
Speaker 1: all my friends that give girlfriend experiences to guys, it's
Speaker 1: like this nigga just wouldn't shut up. They literally just
Speaker 1: want a woman to listen to them. And so in relationships,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's something that women just stopped doing,
Speaker 1: but a lot of times it's just they want to
Speaker 1: be heard. I ain't gonna hold you. The married men
Speaker 1: that I dated in the past like that I'm still
Speaker 1: very much friends with That's what they used to say. Like,
Speaker 1: I love that I could talk to you about the
Speaker 1: creative mind that I have. My wife doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: He thinks it's a waste or a hobby. Like my
Speaker 1: wife doesn't allow me to just share the things that
Speaker 1: excite me a lot. And so that's what that's what
Speaker 1: I was. I don't think that women don't do that.
Speaker 1: I think that men don't have a soundboard. What do
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Like, it's funny because I think
Speaker 1: about the nineteen Keys episode a lot because there were
Speaker 1: a lot of holes that I didn't expose. Hole, you
Speaker 1: didn't expose your house. Here's okay. For one, there was
Speaker 1: something said which jokes on me because it was very
Speaker 1: much like, oh, woman's like so focused on business and
Speaker 1: I'm not finding family and like, but one of the
Speaker 1: things he talked about was needing a woman to be
Speaker 1: there to express himself and like be his I don't
Speaker 1: know what word he looked at, but like his comfort right,
Speaker 1: And he did talk about sharing creative ideas right that
Speaker 1: I do think women do. I think what happens is
Speaker 1: when a dude gets around you or me or you
Speaker 1: get around the quote unquote lost bitch LLC type, now
Speaker 1: you cook it. Like I noticed that with niggas all
Speaker 1: the time. I was a home back, I was an accountant.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that I would never had and don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I would definitely listen. But like I've
Speaker 1: seen in the last few years of my life, how
Speaker 1: men receive from me when I'm talking now money in business. Now,
Speaker 1: it's like there's a different respect level and it what's
Speaker 1: sad about that? Is it very well? Maybe these women
Speaker 1: that these men have, but when other niggas kind of
Speaker 1: respect you and fuck with you, then they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: now I gotta listen. They've got to see something that
Speaker 1: they would like to have from you. Almost I actually
Speaker 1: don't believe, and sure some men, but I don't believe
Speaker 1: because we have so many women to listen to this
Speaker 1: pod that have their own businesses, whether it be small
Speaker 1: or big or working nine to five theirs jobs right,
Speaker 1: and I still think they may not get that. I'm
Speaker 1: starting to think now when men are giving me that
Speaker 1: it's because they want something I have. They really are like,
Speaker 1: oh I could fuck with that or I could see
Speaker 1: myself doing that. Like I have a lot of homegirls
Speaker 1: that work in corporate America that make high figures, and
Speaker 1: niggas don't really give them that energy. And I think
Speaker 1: they do it to me. If they're also a creative
Speaker 1: or if they're aspirational, she might very well make more
Speaker 1: money than me. You may have that, because baby, when
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'll be talking to these little creative niggas,
Speaker 1: get the fuck off my phone, niggas. But you can
Speaker 1: remember some of these niggas I'm meeting now are creative
Speaker 1: and late like they really like yep, I love that
Speaker 1: were not in the same pool because I don't want
Speaker 1: none of them CREDI niggas that way we do the
Speaker 1: all retired niggas that are like, oh no, I want
Speaker 1: one now. Yeah, now that I have the time talking
Speaker 1: to you on all these millions, he said to me,
Speaker 1: I don't want to start a production car. And this
Speaker 1: is a very real sad thing, he said. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine broke me and you? He said, I'm astine, how
Speaker 1: lit our lives would be, How much time we could have,
Speaker 1: he said, we probably have kids. He said, shit, Nina
Speaker 1: gonna be fed. We might be struggling to eat, but
Speaker 1: like we would live such a happy life. Broke me
Speaker 1: and broke you think about it. He's like, maybe you
Speaker 1: really do need a fucking broke nigga, because I can't
Speaker 1: fucking fly to you right now. You can't fly to me.
Speaker 1: And he's like, but like the broke versions and to
Speaker 1: be real, that shit is a thing. These creative niggas sometimes, bitch,
Speaker 1: if you can find you a little free lance nigga,
Speaker 1: they got a week off? Who I love? Just just
Speaker 1: take me. I just want a retiring the NBA players.
Speaker 1: To me, that's that? Did you seem Safari ask for
Speaker 1: a freezing sect? To me, you need to get slap man.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get into of this list of five.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about two of the sluttiest woman
Speaker 1: in history and what they did, only because while we
Speaker 1: think we are lit, we are nothing compared to these women.
Speaker 1: The first one is Virginia o'dawn o'dwani. She is from
Speaker 1: Tuscany back in eighteen thirty seven, and when she was
Speaker 1: seventeen years old, they married off to a guy twelve
Speaker 1: years older than her. Would not be legal now, but
Speaker 1: back in the eighteen hundreds, I guess it was. Now
Speaker 1: check this out at the time, what we now call
Speaker 1: Italy was a bunch of smaller countries, and Virginia's cousin
Speaker 1: was part of a group that wanted to unify them.
Speaker 1: He took one look at his hot, young close relative
Speaker 1: and realized the best plan was to get her to
Speaker 1: cheat on her husband with Napoleon and hope some political
Speaker 1: pillow talk could turn the tide. Because nineteenth nineteenth century
Speaker 1: Europe was apparently an alternate universe Game of Thrones, complete
Speaker 1: with a short guy in creepy family relationships, Virginia managed
Speaker 1: to become the Emperor's mistress for over a year, and
Speaker 1: shortly after it ended, he set the troops to unite
Speaker 1: the peninsula. Historians disagree about how influential she actually was
Speaker 1: in making that happened, since various battles, entreaties, and intrigues
Speaker 1: were going on at the same time, but she gave
Speaker 1: herself basically all the credit and was pissed off that
Speaker 1: everyone else did not. She basically said that she continued
Speaker 1: to cheat on her husband and made a nice living
Speaker 1: out of it. Eventually, word got around to the unbelievably
Speaker 1: rich but famously singi Lord Hertford, where he actually offered
Speaker 1: the countess, you're ready for this? Is how No, my
Speaker 1: pussy ain't all waiting at you. One million francs for
Speaker 1: one night with her. There was one catch. She had
Speaker 1: to do anything he wanted. I talking, he asked for that.
Speaker 1: You want to know what the fuck does Nigga wanted?
Speaker 1: The legend has it she agreed that she couldn't sit
Speaker 1: down for three days. That's it before a million francs? Bitch?
Speaker 1: What year was eighteen eighteen thirty seven? Inflation calculator? A
Speaker 1: million francs? A million of any of them things is
Speaker 1: a lot. But what are francs? I think it's German?
Speaker 1: Right f R eight francs to USD is what Swiss? Sorry? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's about to say, let's see eighteen ninety three?
Speaker 1: How many eighty seven? No? Six zero, no seven zero,
Speaker 1: no six figures? So seven six zeros? No, bitch, a
Speaker 1: million to seven figures? I know, but that's only six zeros,
Speaker 1: that's seven zero. Then how come it's nine eight seven figures? Bitch? Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought she was the math all right? Now? Thirty
Speaker 1: three million dollars today, bitch, I will stand up for
Speaker 1: a month. I will not sit the size down. And
Speaker 1: maybe it would actually get a little bit more plump
Speaker 1: because the way I stood on it, I think it'd
Speaker 1: be thirty three. That's a million a day. You said
Speaker 1: a month. That's a millionais of change to day. Give
Speaker 1: it to me. I one more rich. You gotta be
Speaker 1: for that. That's like that due by rich bro That's
Speaker 1: really right. I've been working on a finance podcast for
Speaker 1: like helping someone out, like consulting, and one of the
Speaker 1: things that I uncovered in it was that the wealthiest
Speaker 1: people in the world, like they were talking about like, um,
Speaker 1: how either they do nothing or they do everything. There's
Speaker 1: really no in between. People. You either like the Zuckerberg
Speaker 1: who drives like a priest and lives in Kawahi in
Speaker 1: a simple house, or you're the Dubai guys that have
Speaker 1: like the golden toilet that like to burn money in
Speaker 1: shows and do all this shit. Like people don't know
Speaker 1: how to have a median. Watch me being nig I
Speaker 1: will literally knock all of the teeth fucking ears. I'll
Speaker 1: get golds just there. No y'all, y'all thought body was bad. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm having tigers. I would be that ignorant. I'm buying
Speaker 1: tigers backyard. Go ahead, Okay, well that was just that
Speaker 1: was just for a month. I'm just fantasize if I
Speaker 1: had the money that like Zuckerberg. Shit's got bitch, give
Speaker 1: me a tiger, all right? The last one, Um, this
Speaker 1: comes from an Afro latina. Um. Well, she went from
Speaker 1: Angola to then Brazil. So I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: Brazilian or in Goland, but here we go. Um. Zinga
Speaker 1: of Dongo and Matomba was born in what is now Angola.
Speaker 1: Our story goes to Brazil. This goes back to fifteen
Speaker 1: eighty three, where she spent the rest of her life
Speaker 1: kicking us and having sex. I know that's right. By
Speaker 1: the time her father died in sixteen eighteen, the Portuguese
Speaker 1: were slave trading their way all over Africa. Zinga's brother
Speaker 1: took over as leader, but he immediately gave the invaders
Speaker 1: everything they wanted. When the Portuguese started ripping people from
Speaker 1: their homes and sending them to work to death in Brazil,
Speaker 1: the Bunda tribe turned to Zia to save them. Hold on, Boonda,
Speaker 1: that's a butt here she go, but in Portuguese, so
Speaker 1: is boondo. Umboo, there's an m in the front. I'm
Speaker 1: just leaving the m silid. We would like to not
Speaker 1: get canceled as we have an upcoming to her. Boodoo
Speaker 1: if y'all, if you are maybe a m it's boom boomdoo,
Speaker 1: but there's like no vale between it, so I'll know
Speaker 1: how to say okay, Mandy. Anyway, she started fighting back.
Speaker 1: This was in saying since Portugal's one of the world's
Speaker 1: biggest powers, but she led her armies in guerrilla warfare
Speaker 1: and held them off for forty years. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: With all this fighting, she must not have had much
Speaker 1: time to meet guys. She got around this problem by
Speaker 1: having a giant harem. Yes, women can have hundreds of
Speaker 1: men that they keep enslaved for sexual purposes. This is
Speaker 1: so fucked up, but this would be a fantasy. Literally wait,
Speaker 1: so legend has it. She managed to combine two of
Speaker 1: her favorite things. It's up to pick which hot guy
Speaker 1: you were going to have sex with each night, so
Speaker 1: she found a full proof option. Two of the men
Speaker 1: would have to fight to death, and whoever one got
Speaker 1: to sleep with her that night, then the next morning
Speaker 1: he would be killed as well. Bro Don the pussy
Speaker 1: is a parting list, so it's like a death what
Speaker 1: would you like? Tope eyes? The first point age catches
Speaker 1: up to us all. At seventy five years old, she
Speaker 1: decided she didn't need a harem anymore disbanded it, but
Speaker 1: she made an honest man out of one of her
Speaker 1: youngest sex slaved, which she lived another seven years uh
Speaker 1: and kept as her partner. Yo, I think it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I would love to see that in a movie or
Speaker 1: like an audios you know what I mean? Like not
Speaker 1: you haven't niggas fight to death to fuck you, just
Speaker 1: to fuck you and then you like all right and
Speaker 1: die and I'm still no. Maybe it's like Jeopardy they
Speaker 1: get to make it till the next night regardless. It's nuts. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much time we have. I guess
Speaker 1: we could get into a homemail. You picked one? Did
Speaker 1: you want to read it? For the guests that chose
Speaker 1: to just not show up? Sorry? UM, I know you
Speaker 1: said no. She's a bit um. Two fifty eight for
Speaker 1: a three pm show? Not a big deal, y'all. We
Speaker 1: a guest canceled two minutes before she was supposed to
Speaker 1: be here her I don't checked the night before, Like
Speaker 1: what made you check on her was it giving bullshitter?
Speaker 1: Everyone gives bullshitter to me, especially when they asked to
Speaker 1: be on something like when we reach out and we
Speaker 1: get the excitement in return, I'm like, okay, we're good.
Speaker 1: Should be by the way. By the way, the Trumpeter
Speaker 1: drove from DC to come just to be on our show.
Speaker 1: Of course, had other fun in the city, but literally
Speaker 1: drove to be here. I remember, we've had people drive
Speaker 1: up from Philly, We've had people come fly crazy anyway,
Speaker 1: is the girl that I interviewed in the wheelchair Ashley
Speaker 1: years ago? She flew from Jackson life. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like crazy, that is crazy. But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: like when you really want your story told, like and
Speaker 1: love Love Naked. Trumpeter glad he was able to have
Speaker 1: the ye. So this is our homemail. Guys, if you
Speaker 1: would like to send in a homemail, please send us
Speaker 1: an email to Horrible Decision. I mean this is kind
Speaker 1: of long, but literally shelved, don't um I think actually
Speaker 1: we read this one. Yeah, we read this one, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read one of the other. Um um it
Speaker 1: says sad, Yeah, we read it. Wait, help this thirty
Speaker 1: two year olds there's no way. Just got sent. I
Speaker 1: got it, I'll read it. Oh, I had it pulled
Speaker 1: up from you. Are you sure we didn't read it.
Speaker 1: It's the platonic where she does. I feel like we
Speaker 1: did that in La Bro. This was Saturday, Nigga. Oh,
Speaker 1: just got sent? She resent that shit. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: we read that thing already. Bucket list birthday throple. No, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not what you had in your notes for the
Speaker 1: last things. You know, it's crazy all we're not gonna
Speaker 1: edit this out? Go ahead? How do we do the show?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Okay, damn, I really hope I can't read
Speaker 1: this ship your Mandy and Wheezy. I have a wild
Speaker 1: for myself bucket list birthday wish kink fantasy that I
Speaker 1: would like your health and fulfilling bitch. So you know
Speaker 1: that's not what the fuck you had on out. I
Speaker 1: know this is another one. Okay, yeah, this one is new,
Speaker 1: this one new. I'm thirty two years old, going on
Speaker 1: thirty three June. Team Gemini. Okay, bitch, you gave this
Speaker 1: ship some time and I'm currently dating. My sex life
Speaker 1: is past embarrassing and dull, and I haven't had good
Speaker 1: sex since I broke up with my ex four years ago.
Speaker 1: Between the pandemic, dating being the Ultimate Hunger Games, and
Speaker 1: the fact that I've enjoyed being in the house quite
Speaker 1: a bit, I'm now at the point of insanity and
Speaker 1: there's nothing more than I want than good, mind blowing
Speaker 1: fucking I deserve it. I'm a great person, just caught
Speaker 1: in a terrible time. I'm reaching out because I have
Speaker 1: no idea for what my fantasy is. I have no
Speaker 1: idea on how to facilitate it. I have no idea
Speaker 1: on how to bring into life. And I've never even
Speaker 1: had a one night stand, so i don't see myself
Speaker 1: turning my dreams into a reality. But I need help,
Speaker 1: and who better than the ultimate king friendly queens of
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. First of all, bitch, you act like we
Speaker 1: out here being dick A and rs. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Who better than you guys to help
Speaker 1: me for my birthday? Oh? I like I want to
Speaker 1: fly to a different city and be part of a
Speaker 1: throutle with two men for an entire weekend. I want
Speaker 1: to explore the city with them, make them laugh. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I have the answer already. Visit museums, try new Russians
Speaker 1: talking about music and get to annoy each other, go
Speaker 1: back to a luxury hotel where they spit roast me
Speaker 1: and fuck my brains out. Yes, I have a sub
Speaker 1: spit roast, praise kink, and this is my ultimate fantasy
Speaker 1: to literally just become a toy to two dominant men
Speaker 1: who command my every move in the bedroom. Whisper spree,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Whisper sweet nothings. Nope, bitch. First of all,
Speaker 1: she acted like this is easy. Okay, let me keep reading.
Speaker 1: I got that, I got the advice. Okay, Whisper sweet
Speaker 1: things in my ear. I'll call me a nasty slut
Speaker 1: for following instructions. Tied up, flip tossed. Put me back
Speaker 1: on a flight to come back to my life as
Speaker 1: a consultant. This is my dream and my brain placed
Speaker 1: this happening in Dallas. But I'm okay. I would never
Speaker 1: be able to pull this off by myself and nowhere
Speaker 1: to start, which is my I'm begging for your help
Speaker 1: not to do the sub. I'm ready to start seriously
Speaker 1: dating again and making myself vulnerable to the idea of
Speaker 1: settling down, but want to live out my ultimate fantasy
Speaker 1: before I do. It. I want to cross off my
Speaker 1: ultimate sex bucket list item and then find the love
Speaker 1: of my life. Only put one penis in my mouth
Speaker 1: for the rest of my days. I want ballot and excitement, thrills.
Speaker 1: I want to be on all four is getting fucked
Speaker 1: by one man while having another man hold my chin
Speaker 1: up and throw it for me. Hopefully you can be
Speaker 1: my fairy godmothers and bring my king dream true. Okay, girl,
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Speaker 1: the way people have become married, gotten fluid out and
Speaker 1: literally have orgies through our discord. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: sex friendly, openly kinky individuals that either want to experience
Speaker 1: things for the first time as well. There's a whole
Speaker 1: kink channel where they're sharing nudes, people share about who
Speaker 1: they've met, there's ratings, there's all the things on our
Speaker 1: discord on Patreon. I would say that's the way Nandy says,
Speaker 1: you want this advice, you're gonna give me fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: your show as on patron um. But also I have
Speaker 1: found in the spaces and then it may take you
Speaker 1: time to find it. I would say, maybe bring your
Speaker 1: head to New York. I have seen probably every single
Speaker 1: time I've been to the sex club a woman enjoying
Speaker 1: multiple minute one. So I don't know if you have
Speaker 1: the wherewithal to have this happen in front of a
Speaker 1: room of people. I do think you would be able
Speaker 1: to meet very outgoing gentleman, how says she wants. I
Speaker 1: want to visit a UCM. I want to have dinner. Girl,
Speaker 1: you ask me the sex club is great, or you
Speaker 1: can't have Picasso and penis, I mean, or fat life.
Speaker 1: So fat life isn't at that. I know, motherfucker's be
Speaker 1: getting on and they'd be getting a little thing going. Um.
Speaker 1: There's also probably men on there that have men that
Speaker 1: they trust to gang bang with. Homie Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 1: homies that they're like, yeah, we could do this. This
Speaker 1: bitch want to be sweat it out, that's easy. So
Speaker 1: you know, I want to see what she looked like.
Speaker 1: I'm googling here? Why are you? Why are you always
Speaker 1: gotta google and look up? Because I don't know everybody's
Speaker 1: for somebody I don't know about. Oh, she'll definitely get
Speaker 1: fucked now, bitch, if you want to go to the
Speaker 1: sex club with me. Did you just look up her
Speaker 1: LinkedIn US though? Yeah, I don't like you. Listen y'all
Speaker 1: about you're about to have people start making up fake emails.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Why when did you go to ya? Would
Speaker 1: never violate somebody? Oh? You mean because this is if
Speaker 1: they're ugly? This is awful for me to say. But
Speaker 1: you would easy steal, you could get you could get
Speaker 1: some niggas to fuck you. Naw, I know it's fun, bitch.
Speaker 1: I would fuck you if I saw you in a
Speaker 1: sex club. All good for you, Mandy the fuck up?
Speaker 1: And you know what, who is to say she's not
Speaker 1: the bigger hole? Look at that, you know what. Anyways, y'all,
Speaker 1: we gonna get up out of here. I hope that
Speaker 1: y'all enjoyed and learn some shit about fucking women's history
Speaker 1: monthy oh, because bitch, we gotta whole money at Lanter.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be there in a few weeks. We're gonna
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Speaker 1: I know you got to see Robin. Do you remember
Speaker 1: when I went to the Wrong Day? Yeah, that was crazy.
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Speaker 1: I'm actually really sorry because I was not fucking busy
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Speaker 1: mom loves going to add it to the calendar, bitch?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just be thinking, you just shook.
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