WEBVTT - EP 311: Crocodile Dung & Angry Bees 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:09.200 Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decision. Hey, guys, 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:15.760 welcome to another episode of horrid Blair decision. We are 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.640 here for the end of women's months, because bitch, we 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:23.160 are women. I say this is gonna be the last outline. 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.680 That's time she loved Dick. She saved it to that 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:28.720 last day of the month. I mean we'd had a 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:32.080 little mean sprinkled to know what I wanted. He did, yeah, 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:36.320 you know, uh, even a white man. But it's okay, 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:39.440 I loved by the way I talked to my mama. 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.560 I know she had a crush on that nigga too, 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:43.159 and he's not a nigga, But I ain't know she 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:45.559 had a crush on that BWC. Even did you tell 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.519 me a few weeks ago a white niggas boy. That's 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:52.160 why I corrected myself. White niggas is real. People be white, Okay, okay, okay, 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:54.760 it's it's uh, you know, I don't see. He was 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.000 really fun and you know what it reminded me of. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.240 It's like, I'm glad that you enjoyed him. But I 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.880 did think to myself, like I do want people that 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:05.440 are older on I like that fifty is like for 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:09.720 me cinnamon love and him. It's just I like learning 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.959 from someone older because normally it's like sharing stories and 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.840 discovery and like not like Liz Goldwin is old old 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:19.040 because she's not, but still she's more like she's experienced, 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:23.759 like old hoe I want a bitch who's still fifty 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:26.000 in the strip club. I want you to roll in 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.720 here because you know what I'm saying, your hip gave out, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:30.760 Like that's what I want. My mom is the oldest. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.119 How we've had seventy one. We definitely should have more 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.360 old holes on here. If you or your grandmother would 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.720 like to come on horrible decisions. If you, I don't know, 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.160 you're on aarp, maybe we'll even do a little nursing 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.800 home drop in. Let me know, well, hoeing is genetic. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.320 We know that. So just so you know, if you're 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.160 a host, so is your mother, So is your grandmother, 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:55.760 so was her mother. Um, it's all there, not geneticreditary. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.600 M you know, there we go. I guess we'll start 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:03.040 with a brief catch up. Oh you only cry right now? Okay, well, 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.840 don't don't do that. I did buy a vibrator, which 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:09.040 is funny because I was out with Brianda, who for 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:13.120 those you remember, Bible girl who doesn't masturbate. And I 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.440 was just telling her like Bree, like, so I've been 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.440 so busy with work. I ran into her in the street. 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.840 She called me, ignored the call because I was in 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.160 a meeting. Left the meeting and she's like, look at 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.440 the lord. So I had tea with her real quick, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.720 and I was like breaking down, like Briena, I just 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.200 feel so busy. I feel like I can't be a 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.480 good daughter. I feel like I can't date like the 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.440 guy that I'm dating and I are looking for two 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.800 or three days in March that match, Like it's really 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:40.160 difficult and it's crazy because you know, you really vibe 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.359 with someone when you're really looking for that time. And 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.760 the long story short, I was just like, oh my god, 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.280 I just like I don't know what's going on. I 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.040 can't have sex. So I'm so busy and blah blah blah. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.120 She's like, you might need to get a toy, mama. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.440 So we walked into a sex story. I don't have 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.440 just a lot of toys to play with. I give 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:02.280 away although the ship there we get me too. It'd 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.360 be their gifts like here you go, bitch. They'd be like, 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.079 I know this was free. Okay, I know niggas that 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:09.080 got Nike deals, they still give me ship. That's a gift. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.800 I was about to be The value was one hundred 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.640 and twelve dollars take a bit. So I walked in 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.120 about a vibrator. And it was really funny because while 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.160 in the store the guy, there was a guy in 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.240 there that looked at me, and I wondered if he realized, 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.760 like the horrible decisions he just had to look like 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:27.239 he was young. But long story short, you know they've 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.639 got the Womanizer, They've got this one, the rabbit, this that. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.680 I was like, what's ten dollars because I'm barely I'll 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.360 tell you why. I don't use any kind of sex toys, 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.120 so my shit's so sensitive. Okay, bitch. I had that 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:44.680 shit on the one at a ten speed and I came, 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.960 I give a h It's really bad. It's so crazy 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:54.480 because you are trying to find time for someone you're 0:03:54.520 --> 0:04:00.440 interested in, and I on the other side, m and 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.760 I feel crazy. I feel like I'm reverting only to 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:08.800 just for it to be comfortable. But I have zero 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:13.600 time to go on dating apps to find someone I'm 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.360 interested in. It's crazy because Taomi tweeted something the other 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:19.320 day and she was like, all the single women, what's 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:24.680 the worst part about being single? And I said, it 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:28.039 has everything to do with the dating and talking days. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.000 To me, it's my god, I love when you jump 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.719 into boyfriend. Yeah, like just being my boyfriend. That's the 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.520 only risk reason I miss old Bay, not him to schedule. Oh, 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.640 I'm not gonna lie. That was That's my thing about soulmate. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.000 I'm like, nigga, you just come back and we just 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:42.600 do the things on our free time so I can 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.760 have fun. Like I was talking to my therapist today 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.720 and I said, um, I'm going to Atlanta this weekend, 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.320 and I was supposed to go for something else. I 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.679 do got a nigga there too. I was also supposed 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.720 to see Now I don't even want to see him. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.680 But it's like, I'm just going to have a break 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.640 because I realized that if I stay in New York, 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.840 I'm just gonna work myself to death. But also I'm 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.720 not talking to anybody right now, and it's been really 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:10.800 difficult with this note well, not to get to know 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:15.520 somebody like that idea of the talking phase and planning dates, 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:19.400 like I'm in the middle or ending a run of touring. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.520 We're about to go on a fucking long ass tour. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.839 So I'm just like, not, you gave him a hint. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:28.040 This They know they we were saying it, saying this 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:33.200 maybe the anyway, what the last wee. It's really frustrating 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.320 because I'm like, I realized now why I had my 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.200 first boyfriend when the pandemic was here. You know this 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.880 because we had time to talk. A few weeks ago. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.640 We had a conversation that I actually brought up at 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.760 this women's dinner just because like for the sake of 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:50.440 they were kind of boring. Sorry it was sponsored, but 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.520 they were boring. But the conversation got hot. So basically 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:59.480 this girl was saying how she's pouring into doing things 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.920 outside to meet someone and blah blah blah. She was 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.279 in her forties, and then another girl was saying she's 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.159 just going on with her homegirls and homing. I said, 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:09.480 you know, I said, in most of them new horrible. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.440 I said, Mandy and I have a conversation coming up 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.520 where we both it was a trumpet conversation where you 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.279 were like, I'm spending time with my friends, and he 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.160 was saying, oh, yeah, that's like poly arms and I'm like, well, 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.440 I want to invest in a love relationship. And I 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.000 was like, so, if we're asking for these things, what 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:25.920 do you guys think it's a priority. Because nobody's really 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:30.720 wrong actually right, and it's crazy down the middle. The 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:35.000 women that I realized talked about prioritizing friendships, this to 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:38.200 me was hella interesting. Almost every woman that talked about 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:42.760 prioritizing your friendship had been broken up with, had someone 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:47.240 disappointed them, and had recently been like fuck these niggas. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.479 I realized that friendships is what I need to be 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.679 growing and cultivating. The ones that we're looking for love 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.520 were tired of how much time they spend with their 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.200 friends that were like I need a break from these bitches. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.599 And I'm like oh, and that kind of counteracts with 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.159 being busy because for me, like being able to go 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:06.480 to Thailand with Vinnie and Enoch, like that was such 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.640 like a pleasure for me, Like we had it was 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.800 really our ten year mark of being friends, Like I 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.840 didn't think i'd have that time, you know what I'm saying, 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.280 So like to be able to do that with friends 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.120 that I see once a year sometimes together was great 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.760 and that's what I was able to do. But I 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:22.600 was like, damn, it is true. When you're busy, you're like, 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.559 you got a really pencil in your friends and your people. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.560 So if you don't have someone you're dating, how do 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.360 you do it? And a woman said to me, because 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:33.520 I said I was prioritizing love, She's like, you're probably 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.800 gonna find it, and you're probably gonna have all the 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.080 things you want, like a husband, a baby or whatever, 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.360 and then right when you need help with that baby 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.200 and motherhood and an outlet, you probably won't have it 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.320 if you weren't building it right before you got that man. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:54.640 I think I think for me, it's a my friends 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.320 are gonna be here before you, my friend's gonna be 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.440 here after you. I don't think i'd believe in the forever. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.920 My friends have also been who I can rely on. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:08.120 I also just had just again conversation and therapy to me, 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.640 like what I want from a man I can do 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.120 without or I can get very easily. I think Dick 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.040 is like the easiest thing to get. It just is 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.800 like all these niggas just been waiting for me to 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.520 break up with this man, and now they're all like, hey, 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.400 I'm here, You're still in New York, and still they're 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:28.920 all just still there, right, And so to me it's 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.200 they really do be right, bro, They're all just right 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.200 there a day in the roll of dicks. That's what 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.040 you do. Go back to the roll of dicks. They 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.959 all gonna be there. And I'm just having now a 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:42.480 hard time seeing if I have any time to get 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:45.240 to know somebody else. And I think again, that's why 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.960 I was able to experience my first real relationship was 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:50.920 because that's I had all the time in the world 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.640 to get to know somebody. Bitch. We were hiking. To 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.160 be honest, I think that the common theme sometimes is 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.120 most people that find love aren't looking. Oh, I was 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.040 about to say that, and that's the thing. So the 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:05.040 prioritizing of love, or the prioritizing of meeting a partner. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.880 When I met soulmate, bitch, I wasn't looking. And it 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:13.319 sounds really bullshitty, but that's how you how that flea 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.240 market day happened because I will reiterated, my nigga, it 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:20.600 was so crazy. I had sex with another nigga the 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.920 day I met him, and that nigga said to me, 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.280 I made a joke every time I fucked, I ended 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.959 up meeting somebody because my chakras be open. He was like, yeah, 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:32.040 you're probably gonna meet your husband tomorrow. He said, uh, congratulations, 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.600 good luck, and you're welcome. He joked about it with me, 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:36.400 and I was like, what am I gonna do. I'm 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.560 gonna I'm gonna walk to the Melrose's trading post and 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.600 just like enjoy my life and method NICs. And I 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:46.120 remember consciously thinking every time I met someone that I 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.760 was into, I just stumbled because I was doing something 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.480 for myself. It's like a common thing. Oh yeah, Now, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.840 don't get me wrong, I'll be on dating that nigga too. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:58.480 When I tell you, I tell you, Brod, I said, 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.040 I can't believe it. Happy, but y'all will say this. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.240 Tell of y'all bitches. And this is just a little 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:07.960 bit of advice for Women's History Month. I have a 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.320 lot of homegirls, much like you probably do. All the 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.800 boss bitch girls I know being better early. They be 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.480 focused on this ship. You do have to get out 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.800 and mingle. You have to get out of your let 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.079 that be with friends. If you don't do it. It's 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:23.760 either gonna be on an app, but if you don't 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.120 kind of get yourself out there, it's not gonna come 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:27.960 to you in the house. It was so funny because 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.280 when I went to the reads to the anniversary show, 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.559 I said, y'all couldn't have had this at four pm, 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.360 so we could have been in bed by eight. Like 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:40.160 that's also still it's also the common thread, like we 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.600 love a brunch, now we love a happy hour. If 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.600 you got me rolling up out of bed to be 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.760 somewhere to eleven, like I gotta get ready at ten 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.320 to be there by like eleven thirty, I ain't gonna 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.280 make it. I just haven't. I ain't gonna have a 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.200 friend of mine staying at my place in New York 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:59.320 from London for a few weeks and he said to me, yo, 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:03.200 like I have to tell you something, no offense. I 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.079 just thought you were gonna be a party girl. He's like, 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.280 I just pictured you that way. Wait, are you not 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.560 anymore well? Bro? He was just saying, like I didn't 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.160 expect his regiment. He's like, you get up and go 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.920 to the gym here on zoom cnadad. And he's been 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.719 at my house for maybe a few weeks and Brian, 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.040 mind you, I barely him in New York. But I 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.199 one night where I came strolling in at six in 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:23.839 the morning and I was fucked up and I went 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.520 out on night and it was one. It was one 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:29.560 that I gave myself. But like, I party hard. It's 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.240 just that I don't really I think people do think 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:33.920 that of me because of my crazy stories. It do 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:35.720 be from that one night. Remember that last time I 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:37.400 was in London, I met the trainer Nigga that almost 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.480 robbed me when he will come to my hotel, like 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.199 it does happen for me. But like, yeah, I think 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.480 people just kind of expect, because of either what I 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.439 do or whatever, that I'm wilding the fuck out when 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.480 i'm out. Oh, bitch, I'm out slowed down. I don't 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.079 think I slowed down. Shot. I think I've always been 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.720 this way, bro, And I think that's why you joked 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:58.319 about the drinking thing with me. I go out all 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:59.959 the time, and you'd be like, oh, you can't handle it. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:01.680 Look at like that you would. You've been saying that 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.040 for years. It's just that, like, I just go hard 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:08.400 when i'm there, bitch. If I'm set out on the night. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.920 Oh that's it. Well, I'll be honest with you in 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:17.040 honor of Women's month, fuck mother nature because the way 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.239 I was just hoping with the short month in February, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.120 that my period was gonna be off just a little 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.680 bit so I could be a hope for Dreamville. Because 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.960 bitch'all saw that lineup. It wasn't really nobody. I give 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.480 the coach too, but I'm like, Nigga's gonna be there. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.040 It was. That was a very good ready to meet 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:37.280 somebody at Dreamville. Bitch period all time for me to 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:41.200 be right there on my period there. I was on 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:42.839 it last year, but it was cool because I got 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.320 a nigga, So I wasn't really looking at fuck on 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:49.600 nobody last year. This year, puss is open. It's damn 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:53.760 that's right. You had a whole Dreamville nigga there and 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.720 I'm just friends asked me if I was going. I 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:59.520 was like, I was ready to throw this couch all weekend, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:03.520 and now I cannot. Can I be real? I want 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:04.880 to go back, but I don't want to go back 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.480 to rally. Oh I'm not gonna lie. Already got my hotel, 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.880 Love Raleigh. Everyone has after parties but those are fun. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.280 You went to work, that's this is why. But I 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.400 didn't have a good time. So we have our very 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.800 last live show on the thirty first. I don't already 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.439 let niggas know New York can't get no after party 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.360 out of me. I got my flights. Are you doing 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.960 after parties? And every city we did in LA we're 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.280 doing what we're live. I won't be at the one 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.040 in New York, you know why, because I have a 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.120 seven am flight to Raleigh. Well then I have to 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.400 good for you and Bridget, because I'll tell you right now. Bitch, 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.280 how many cities you think we funna get out of me? 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.719 I don't know if I can do it. Bitch, what 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.480 the after parties? I was so tired in London? That 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.720 was jet lack hold on, Yeah, we was on the 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:52.719 way in London if I did bro I'm sorry. I 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:55.360 thought about that hotel after experience I went. I went 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.800 out after Anyways, why don't you throw the sex parties? 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.520 That's because it's meat. We're already throwing live shows. The 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.240 production of throwing events. I've done the dinner, I've done 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.960 a sex party. It's a lot of fucking work. It's 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.319 a lot of fucking heart. Just listen, put your name 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.200 on the flyer and show it chitty, and they got them. 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:16.679 When he's getting I'm good. Well let's get into ar 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.360 vanilla ship for the week. Y'all starts with Florida Woman. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.600 So you know it's gonna be some shit. So a 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:29.120 Florida woman demands sugar Mommy Daddy Day from city planners. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.360 That's right. A Florida woman has hit headlines after calling 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:36.320 for a sugar daddy and mommy appreciation day in Boca God, 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.520 I saw that. Do you have a little bit of 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:41.480 clip for her talking hello? I don't know we could 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.160 play it. She was awful, Well, why did we have 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.160 it better? She was so awful that when he got 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.440 up there, he said, you got five minutes. Bro. The 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:53.400 blonde bombshell, who identified herself as Ashley Cream, took to 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.600 the microphone at a Book of re Time Planning and 0:14:55.760 --> 0:15:00.880 Zoning Board meeting and proposed that March ten should become 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:06.320 a designated day to celebrate the area's benefactors. Sugar daddies 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:10.080 both gay and straight, and yes, even sugar mommies are 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:16.000 responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets, and the 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.720 occasional body enhancement. She argued that sugar daddies and mommies 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.200 are vital to the Florida economy and that Boca Ratan 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.040 is a particular hot spot for the generous geriatrics. It 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:30.200 appeared that Cream may have her own sugar daddy, as 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.280 she was accompanied as she was accompanied to the meeting 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.920 by an elderly man, whom she was later seen pushing 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.360 around in a wheelchair. Oh my god, I just saw 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:43.200 her papa, and I saw old man in the back. Girl. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.560 I ain't gonna hold you, Mommy, I accold you. We 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:47.120 got mohamma, and I used to watch in and the 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.440 coal bro. We all loved in and a coal growing up. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:56.240 I did we did? I think that for us being 0:15:56.320 --> 0:16:00.160 supporters of sex work, we have all of these were 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:05.080 holidays now on the calendars right anyway? Like y'all know, Poda? 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:11.800 What do you say? Pa? Pi? Poda? What are you saying? Pie? Pie? 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.960 Like three? Are you hearing something different as well? Are 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.800 you not hearing pot? Did you tell me when you 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:21.240 heard it? What did you did you hear? Food? Jay? 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:28.880 You didn't hear anything like three point one? Phota you did? 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:32.440 I'm not say pot did you say polo as well? Oh? 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:35.680 Bit pie? If I'm not saying it right, it's only 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.800 three letters, bitch, how could I say it wrong? This 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:46.440 is giving me what? Yeah? How you still not know? Hi? P? 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.720 I E like he but it's not the food. It's 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.000 he I actually, but how do you should you tell me? 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.320 You say pie and pie different? Did I say I 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:57.280 said pie? I ain't even got my goals? And bitch, 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:00.360 y'all y'all can't understand me. I don't want to be clear. 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:01.920 I'm not trying to call you a hearty yards fund. 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:09.240 You're doing it yourself. That's what the pie? God? Damn 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.160 sh okay, look the like we had a civil rights 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:17.440 there could have fu No PI day is like three 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.200 point one four, like the circumference, like the mad ship. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:24.639 Hold on? What is we are from the same place, y'all? 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.119 I just want to say, maybe I'll had a my 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.240 fair lady moment. Mandy didn't and she was eating I 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:34.119 knew it was on March fourteen. So pie is the 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.720 symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant, and it's 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.480 like a little squiggly or something like that. But anyways, 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:45.320 they got a day. Um, we know Mother's Day, Father's 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:47.280 Day even still exists. But there's a whole bunch of 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:50.240 yeer days because niggas they really did. They could have 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.200 made a Sugar Daddy Day like the next day after. 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.560 Oh no, no, no, I think I'll just day in 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.680 Daddy Jim Nona Lie. I would prefer a side nigga day, 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.440 like a Zaddy Day, like February fifteen. That's already, that 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:06.400 is it? Yeah? Let me tell you, Oh my god, 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:09.600 bit one of my homegirls is fucking. I think I 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:11.520 have mentioned it on the show. She's sucking like someone 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.680 that she can't be in public with. Hold on, National 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:18.919 Zaddi Day is actually October fourth. They just make a 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.080 shit up, bro, But Zaddy might be like hot guy 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.720 may not be like Sugar Daddy. Oh I'm about to see. 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:30.160 So Zaddi Day celebrated on the fourth of October, um 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:35.920 is to celebrate this ship came from? What national day? 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:39.119 Is it? Now? That's what it came from? Bullshit? Oh, 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:43.879 so the Zaddy Day is actually boyfriend Day by girl. Okay, 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.080 let me tell you this team. So I just caught 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:47.600 up with her at that women's dinner because we were 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:51.280 both invited and again she's fucking with a nigga that's 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:56.720 like crazy famous, and so he's married and they all 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.920 so I was like, she this diamond pennis bracelet and 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:05.320 necklace and I was like, god, bamn, bitch, I think 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:07.719 got you that, and she goes, oh, let me let 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:10.960 me shake my performance. This was crying. She goes, I 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:13.080 started it up on the tenth. She was like, I 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:14.960 knew what I wanted, and I knew I had to 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:17.399 put the pressure on his ass. Wait, the tenth is 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.879 in February, yes, four days before Valentine. She was like, 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.000 because I feel like if I start too early, then 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.760 he's not gonna feel in fear of fucking up his 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:28.040 day with his wife. So she said on the tenth 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:31.439 she was like, lead it, and she said she started 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:34.040 like slowly and slowly and slowly, and then she said 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:36.840 she sent to him, will you be my Valentine? And 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:39.159 then after I put sorry, I'm trying to unsend the 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:44.520 message this I don't cry, so I guess after a while, 0:19:44.520 --> 0:19:47.199 he finally was just like, well, what what what can 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:49.800 I do to make you feel better? And she was like, 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.320 I don't know, but I want you to do what 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:54.800 you think would be extravagant enough for me to forget. 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:57.240 I want to be able to have something tangible to 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.280 keep in mind that she still care about me. So 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:00.879 she was like, I thought he was gonna give me 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.159 a car. Man, you want to tell you the diamonds? Like, 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:05.240 she can't walk down the street with you diamonds. I 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.560 was like, and they probably cost as much as a car. 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:09.560 They do, Like, because I told you, I've still been 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:11.879 looking from our Cuban link in bitch, they still thirty thousand, 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.400 all these niggas, So mind you. She was like, Oh, 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:17.440 I know people are gonna be reposting you and your 0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:21.359 wife on Valenthine's Day. I can't handle it. It's a 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:24.000 couple's goal. Lie, it's giving me no faith in what 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:29.239 we have, Bitch, what is the faith in what they have? Like? 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:33.000 She's lying, she's lying to herself, she's lying to him. 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.840 She's tricking him, like like tricking on it. Like what 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.520