1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decision. Hey, guys, 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrid Blair decision. We are 3 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: here for the end of women's months, because bitch, we 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: are women. I say this is gonna be the last outline. 5 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: That's time she loved Dick. She saved it to that 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: last day of the month. I mean we'd had a 7 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: little mean sprinkled to know what I wanted. He did, yeah, 8 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: you know, uh, even a white man. But it's okay, 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: I loved by the way I talked to my mama. 10 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: I know she had a crush on that nigga too, 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: and he's not a nigga, But I ain't know she 12 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: had a crush on that BWC. Even did you tell 13 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: me a few weeks ago a white niggas boy. That's 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: why I corrected myself. White niggas is real. People be white, Okay, okay, okay, 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: it's it's uh, you know, I don't see. He was 16 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: really fun and you know what it reminded me of. 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: It's like, I'm glad that you enjoyed him. But I 18 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: did think to myself, like I do want people that 19 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: are older on I like that fifty is like for 20 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: me cinnamon love and him. It's just I like learning 21 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 1: from someone older because normally it's like sharing stories and 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: discovery and like not like Liz Goldwin is old old 23 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: because she's not, but still she's more like she's experienced, 24 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 1: like old hoe I want a bitch who's still fifty 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: in the strip club. I want you to roll in 26 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: here because you know what I'm saying, your hip gave out, 27 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: Like that's what I want. My mom is the oldest. 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,119 Speaker 1: How we've had seventy one. We definitely should have more 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: old holes on here. If you or your grandmother would 30 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: like to come on horrible decisions. If you, I don't know, 31 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: you're on aarp, maybe we'll even do a little nursing 32 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: home drop in. Let me know, well, hoeing is genetic. 33 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: We know that. So just so you know, if you're 34 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: a host, so is your mother, So is your grandmother, 35 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: so was her mother. Um, it's all there, not geneticreditary. 36 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: M you know, there we go. I guess we'll start 37 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: with a brief catch up. Oh you only cry right now? Okay, well, 38 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: don't don't do that. I did buy a vibrator, which 39 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: is funny because I was out with Brianda, who for 40 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: those you remember, Bible girl who doesn't masturbate. And I 41 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: was just telling her like Bree, like, so I've been 42 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: so busy with work. I ran into her in the street. 43 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: She called me, ignored the call because I was in 44 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: a meeting. Left the meeting and she's like, look at 45 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: the lord. So I had tea with her real quick, 46 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: and I was like breaking down, like Briena, I just 47 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: feel so busy. I feel like I can't be a 48 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: good daughter. I feel like I can't date like the 49 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: guy that I'm dating and I are looking for two 50 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: or three days in March that match, Like it's really 51 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: difficult and it's crazy because you know, you really vibe 52 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: with someone when you're really looking for that time. And 53 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: the long story short, I was just like, oh my god, 54 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: I just like I don't know what's going on. I 55 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: can't have sex. So I'm so busy and blah blah blah. 56 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: She's like, you might need to get a toy, mama. 57 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: So we walked into a sex story. I don't have 58 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: just a lot of toys to play with. I give 59 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: away although the ship there we get me too. It'd 60 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: be their gifts like here you go, bitch. They'd be like, 61 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: I know this was free. Okay, I know niggas that 62 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: got Nike deals, they still give me ship. That's a gift. 63 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: I was about to be The value was one hundred 64 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: and twelve dollars take a bit. So I walked in 65 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: about a vibrator. And it was really funny because while 66 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: in the store the guy, there was a guy in 67 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: there that looked at me, and I wondered if he realized, 68 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: like the horrible decisions he just had to look like 69 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 1: he was young. But long story short, you know they've 70 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: got the Womanizer, They've got this one, the rabbit, this that. 71 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: I was like, what's ten dollars because I'm barely I'll 72 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: tell you why. I don't use any kind of sex toys, 73 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: so my shit's so sensitive. Okay, bitch. I had that 74 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: shit on the one at a ten speed and I came, 75 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: I give a h It's really bad. It's so crazy 76 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: because you are trying to find time for someone you're 77 00:03:54,520 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: interested in, and I on the other side, m and 78 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: I feel crazy. I feel like I'm reverting only to 79 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: just for it to be comfortable. But I have zero 80 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: time to go on dating apps to find someone I'm 81 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: interested in. It's crazy because Taomi tweeted something the other 82 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: day and she was like, all the single women, what's 83 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: the worst part about being single? And I said, it 84 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: has everything to do with the dating and talking days. 85 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: To me, it's my god, I love when you jump 86 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 1: into boyfriend. Yeah, like just being my boyfriend. That's the 87 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: only risk reason I miss old Bay, not him to schedule. Oh, 88 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. That was That's my thing about soulmate. 89 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, you just come back and we just 90 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 1: do the things on our free time so I can 91 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: have fun. Like I was talking to my therapist today 92 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: and I said, um, I'm going to Atlanta this weekend, 93 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: and I was supposed to go for something else. I 94 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,679 Speaker 1: do got a nigga there too. I was also supposed 95 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 1: to see Now I don't even want to see him. 96 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: But it's like, I'm just going to have a break 97 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: because I realized that if I stay in New York, 98 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna work myself to death. But also I'm 99 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: not talking to anybody right now, and it's been really 100 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: difficult with this note well, not to get to know 101 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: somebody like that idea of the talking phase and planning dates, 102 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: like I'm in the middle or ending a run of touring. 103 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: We're about to go on a fucking long ass tour. 104 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: So I'm just like, not, you gave him a hint. 105 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,040 Speaker 1: This They know they we were saying it, saying this 106 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: maybe the anyway, what the last wee. It's really frustrating 107 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: because I'm like, I realized now why I had my 108 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: first boyfriend when the pandemic was here. You know this 109 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: because we had time to talk. A few weeks ago. 110 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: We had a conversation that I actually brought up at 111 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: this women's dinner just because like for the sake of 112 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: they were kind of boring. Sorry it was sponsored, but 113 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: they were boring. But the conversation got hot. So basically 114 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: this girl was saying how she's pouring into doing things 115 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: outside to meet someone and blah blah blah. She was 116 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 1: in her forties, and then another girl was saying she's 117 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 1: just going on with her homegirls and homing. I said, 118 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: you know, I said, in most of them new horrible. 119 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: I said, Mandy and I have a conversation coming up 120 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: where we both it was a trumpet conversation where you 121 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 1: were like, I'm spending time with my friends, and he 122 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: was saying, oh, yeah, that's like poly arms and I'm like, well, 123 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: I want to invest in a love relationship. And I 124 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: was like, so, if we're asking for these things, what 125 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: do you guys think it's a priority. Because nobody's really 126 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 1: wrong actually right, and it's crazy down the middle. The 127 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: women that I realized talked about prioritizing friendships, this to 128 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: me was hella interesting. Almost every woman that talked about 129 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: prioritizing your friendship had been broken up with, had someone 130 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: disappointed them, and had recently been like fuck these niggas. 131 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: I realized that friendships is what I need to be 132 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,679 Speaker 1: growing and cultivating. The ones that we're looking for love 133 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: were tired of how much time they spend with their 134 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: friends that were like I need a break from these bitches. 135 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 1: And I'm like oh, and that kind of counteracts with 136 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,159 Speaker 1: being busy because for me, like being able to go 137 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 1: to Thailand with Vinnie and Enoch, like that was such 138 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 1: like a pleasure for me, Like we had it was 139 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: really our ten year mark of being friends, Like I 140 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 1: didn't think i'd have that time, you know what I'm saying, 141 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: So like to be able to do that with friends 142 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: that I see once a year sometimes together was great 143 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: and that's what I was able to do. But I 144 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: was like, damn, it is true. When you're busy, you're like, 145 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,559 Speaker 1: you got a really pencil in your friends and your people. 146 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: So if you don't have someone you're dating, how do 147 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: you do it? And a woman said to me, because 148 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: I said I was prioritizing love, She's like, you're probably 149 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: gonna find it, and you're probably gonna have all the 150 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: things you want, like a husband, a baby or whatever, 151 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: and then right when you need help with that baby 152 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: and motherhood and an outlet, you probably won't have it 153 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 1: if you weren't building it right before you got that man. 154 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: I think I think for me, it's a my friends 155 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: are gonna be here before you, my friend's gonna be 156 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: here after you. I don't think i'd believe in the forever. 157 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: My friends have also been who I can rely on. 158 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,120 Speaker 1: I also just had just again conversation and therapy to me, 159 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: like what I want from a man I can do 160 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: without or I can get very easily. I think Dick 161 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: is like the easiest thing to get. It just is 162 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 1: like all these niggas just been waiting for me to 163 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: break up with this man, and now they're all like, hey, 164 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: I'm here, You're still in New York, and still they're 165 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: all just still there, right, And so to me it's 166 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: they really do be right, bro, They're all just right 167 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: there a day in the roll of dicks. That's what 168 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: you do. Go back to the roll of dicks. They 169 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,959 Speaker 1: all gonna be there. And I'm just having now a 170 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: hard time seeing if I have any time to get 171 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: to know somebody else. And I think again, that's why 172 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,960 Speaker 1: I was able to experience my first real relationship was 173 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: because that's I had all the time in the world 174 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 1: to get to know somebody. Bitch. We were hiking. To 175 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 1: be honest, I think that the common theme sometimes is 176 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,120 Speaker 1: most people that find love aren't looking. Oh, I was 177 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: about to say that, and that's the thing. So the 178 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: prioritizing of love, or the prioritizing of meeting a partner. 179 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 1: When I met soulmate, bitch, I wasn't looking. And it 180 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:13,319 Speaker 1: sounds really bullshitty, but that's how you how that flea 181 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: market day happened because I will reiterated, my nigga, it 182 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: was so crazy. I had sex with another nigga the 183 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 1: day I met him, and that nigga said to me, 184 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: I made a joke every time I fucked, I ended 185 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,959 Speaker 1: up meeting somebody because my chakras be open. He was like, yeah, 186 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 1: you're probably gonna meet your husband tomorrow. He said, uh, congratulations, 187 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 1: good luck, and you're welcome. He joked about it with me, 188 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: and I was like, what am I gonna do. I'm 189 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,560 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna walk to the Melrose's trading post and 190 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 1: just like enjoy my life and method NICs. And I 191 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: remember consciously thinking every time I met someone that I 192 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: was into, I just stumbled because I was doing something 193 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,480 Speaker 1: for myself. It's like a common thing. Oh yeah, Now, 194 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I'll be on dating that nigga too. 195 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: When I tell you, I tell you, Brod, I said, 196 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Happy, but y'all will say this. 197 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: Tell of y'all bitches. And this is just a little 198 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,960 Speaker 1: bit of advice for Women's History Month. I have a 199 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: lot of homegirls, much like you probably do. All the 200 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 1: boss bitch girls I know being better early. They be 201 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: focused on this ship. You do have to get out 202 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: and mingle. You have to get out of your let 203 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,079 Speaker 1: that be with friends. If you don't do it. It's 204 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: either gonna be on an app, but if you don't 205 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: kind of get yourself out there, it's not gonna come 206 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: to you in the house. It was so funny because 207 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,280 Speaker 1: when I went to the reads to the anniversary show, 208 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,559 Speaker 1: I said, y'all couldn't have had this at four pm, 209 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: so we could have been in bed by eight. Like 210 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: that's also still it's also the common thread, like we 211 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 1: love a brunch, now we love a happy hour. If 212 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: you got me rolling up out of bed to be 213 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,760 Speaker 1: somewhere to eleven, like I gotta get ready at ten 214 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,320 Speaker 1: to be there by like eleven thirty, I ain't gonna 215 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,280 Speaker 1: make it. I just haven't. I ain't gonna have a 216 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,200 Speaker 1: friend of mine staying at my place in New York 217 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 1: from London for a few weeks and he said to me, yo, 218 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:03,200 Speaker 1: like I have to tell you something, no offense. I 219 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,079 Speaker 1: just thought you were gonna be a party girl. He's like, 220 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: I just pictured you that way. Wait, are you not 221 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 1: anymore well? Bro? He was just saying, like I didn't 222 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: expect his regiment. He's like, you get up and go 223 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,920 Speaker 1: to the gym here on zoom cnadad. And he's been 224 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,719 Speaker 1: at my house for maybe a few weeks and Brian, 225 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 1: mind you, I barely him in New York. But I 226 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,199 Speaker 1: one night where I came strolling in at six in 227 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,839 Speaker 1: the morning and I was fucked up and I went 228 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: out on night and it was one. It was one 229 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 1: that I gave myself. But like, I party hard. It's 230 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: just that I don't really I think people do think 231 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: that of me because of my crazy stories. It do 232 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,720 Speaker 1: be from that one night. Remember that last time I 233 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: was in London, I met the trainer Nigga that almost 234 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: robbed me when he will come to my hotel, like 235 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,199 Speaker 1: it does happen for me. But like, yeah, I think 236 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: people just kind of expect, because of either what I 237 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,439 Speaker 1: do or whatever, that I'm wilding the fuck out when 238 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: i'm out. Oh, bitch, I'm out slowed down. I don't 239 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: think I slowed down. Shot. I think I've always been 240 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 1: this way, bro, And I think that's why you joked 241 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,319 Speaker 1: about the drinking thing with me. I go out all 242 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,959 Speaker 1: the time, and you'd be like, oh, you can't handle it. 243 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,680 Speaker 1: Look at like that you would. You've been saying that 244 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: for years. It's just that, like, I just go hard 245 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: when i'm there, bitch. If I'm set out on the night. 246 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: Oh that's it. Well, I'll be honest with you in 247 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:17,040 Speaker 1: honor of Women's month, fuck mother nature because the way 248 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,239 Speaker 1: I was just hoping with the short month in February, 249 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 1: that my period was gonna be off just a little 250 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,680 Speaker 1: bit so I could be a hope for Dreamville. Because 251 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,960 Speaker 1: bitch'all saw that lineup. It wasn't really nobody. I give 252 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 1: the coach too, but I'm like, Nigga's gonna be there. 253 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 1: It was. That was a very good ready to meet 254 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: somebody at Dreamville. Bitch period all time for me to 255 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:41,200 Speaker 1: be right there on my period there. I was on 256 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,839 Speaker 1: it last year, but it was cool because I got 257 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: a nigga, So I wasn't really looking at fuck on 258 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,600 Speaker 1: nobody last year. This year, puss is open. It's damn 259 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 1: that's right. You had a whole Dreamville nigga there and 260 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm just friends asked me if I was going. I 261 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 1: was like, I was ready to throw this couch all weekend, 262 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 1: and now I cannot. Can I be real? I want 263 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 1: to go back, but I don't want to go back 264 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: to rally. Oh I'm not gonna lie. Already got my hotel, 265 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 1: Love Raleigh. Everyone has after parties but those are fun. 266 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: You went to work, that's this is why. But I 267 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 1: didn't have a good time. So we have our very 268 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,800 Speaker 1: last live show on the thirty first. I don't already 269 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,439 Speaker 1: let niggas know New York can't get no after party 270 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 1: out of me. I got my flights. Are you doing 271 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,960 Speaker 1: after parties? And every city we did in LA we're 272 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,280 Speaker 1: doing what we're live. I won't be at the one 273 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: in New York, you know why, because I have a 274 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 1: seven am flight to Raleigh. Well then I have to 275 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: good for you and Bridget, because I'll tell you right now. Bitch, 276 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 1: how many cities you think we funna get out of me? 277 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,719 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do it. Bitch, what 278 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 1: the after parties? I was so tired in London? That 279 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,720 Speaker 1: was jet lack hold on, Yeah, we was on the 280 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:52,719 Speaker 1: way in London if I did bro I'm sorry. I 281 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 1: thought about that hotel after experience I went. I went 282 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: out after Anyways, why don't you throw the sex parties? 283 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 1: That's because it's meat. We're already throwing live shows. The 284 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: production of throwing events. I've done the dinner, I've done 285 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: a sex party. It's a lot of fucking work. It's 286 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,319 Speaker 1: a lot of fucking heart. Just listen, put your name 287 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 1: on the flyer and show it chitty, and they got them. 288 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 1: When he's getting I'm good. Well let's get into ar 289 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 1: vanilla ship for the week. Y'all starts with Florida Woman. 290 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 1: So you know it's gonna be some shit. So a 291 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 1: Florida woman demands sugar Mommy Daddy Day from city planners. 292 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: That's right. A Florida woman has hit headlines after calling 293 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 1: for a sugar daddy and mommy appreciation day in Boca God, 294 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,520 Speaker 1: I saw that. Do you have a little bit of 295 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 1: clip for her talking hello? I don't know we could 296 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 1: play it. She was awful, Well, why did we have 297 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: it better? She was so awful that when he got 298 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: up there, he said, you got five minutes. Bro. The 299 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 1: blonde bombshell, who identified herself as Ashley Cream, took to 300 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: the microphone at a Book of re Time Planning and 301 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: Zoning Board meeting and proposed that March ten should become 302 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: a designated day to celebrate the area's benefactors. Sugar daddies 303 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: both gay and straight, and yes, even sugar mommies are 304 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets, and the 305 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: occasional body enhancement. She argued that sugar daddies and mommies 306 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: are vital to the Florida economy and that Boca Ratan 307 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 1: is a particular hot spot for the generous geriatrics. It 308 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 1: appeared that Cream may have her own sugar daddy, as 309 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,280 Speaker 1: she was accompanied as she was accompanied to the meeting 310 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,920 Speaker 1: by an elderly man, whom she was later seen pushing 311 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: around in a wheelchair. Oh my god, I just saw 312 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: her papa, and I saw old man in the back. Girl. 313 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you, Mommy, I accold you. We 314 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 1: got mohamma, and I used to watch in and the 315 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 1: coal bro. We all loved in and a coal growing up. 316 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:56,240 Speaker 1: I did we did? I think that for us being 317 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:00,160 Speaker 1: supporters of sex work, we have all of these were 318 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:05,080 Speaker 1: holidays now on the calendars right anyway? Like y'all know, Poda? 319 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: What do you say? Pa? Pi? Poda? What are you saying? Pie? Pie? 320 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: Like three? Are you hearing something different as well? Are 321 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 1: you not hearing pot? Did you tell me when you 322 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 1: heard it? What did you did you hear? Food? Jay? 323 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: You didn't hear anything like three point one? Phota you did? 324 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: I'm not say pot did you say polo as well? Oh? 325 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,680 Speaker 1: Bit pie? If I'm not saying it right, it's only 326 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: three letters, bitch, how could I say it wrong? This 327 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: is giving me what? Yeah? How you still not know? Hi? P? 328 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 1: I E like he but it's not the food. It's 329 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: he I actually, but how do you should you tell me? 330 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: You say pie and pie different? Did I say I 331 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: said pie? I ain't even got my goals? And bitch, 332 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,360 Speaker 1: y'all y'all can't understand me. I don't want to be clear. 333 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to call you a hearty yards fund. 334 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:09,240 Speaker 1: You're doing it yourself. That's what the pie? God? Damn 335 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,160 Speaker 1: sh okay, look the like we had a civil rights 336 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:17,440 Speaker 1: there could have fu No PI day is like three 337 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 1: point one four, like the circumference, like the mad ship. 338 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,639 Speaker 1: Hold on? What is we are from the same place, y'all? 339 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 1: I just want to say, maybe I'll had a my 340 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 1: fair lady moment. Mandy didn't and she was eating I 341 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 1: knew it was on March fourteen. So pie is the 342 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant, and it's 343 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 1: like a little squiggly or something like that. But anyways, 344 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: they got a day. Um, we know Mother's Day, Father's 345 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: Day even still exists. But there's a whole bunch of 346 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: yeer days because niggas they really did. They could have 347 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: made a Sugar Daddy Day like the next day after. 348 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I think I'll just day in 349 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 1: Daddy Jim Nona Lie. I would prefer a side nigga day, 350 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,440 Speaker 1: like a Zaddy Day, like February fifteen. That's already, that 351 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,400 Speaker 1: is it? Yeah? Let me tell you, Oh my god, 352 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: bit one of my homegirls is fucking. I think I 353 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 1: have mentioned it on the show. She's sucking like someone 354 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,680 Speaker 1: that she can't be in public with. Hold on, National 355 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,919 Speaker 1: Zaddi Day is actually October fourth. They just make a 356 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: shit up, bro, But Zaddy might be like hot guy 357 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: may not be like Sugar Daddy. Oh I'm about to see. 358 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 1: So Zaddi Day celebrated on the fourth of October, um 359 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 1: is to celebrate this ship came from? What national day? 360 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,119 Speaker 1: Is it? Now? That's what it came from? Bullshit? Oh, 361 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 1: so the Zaddy Day is actually boyfriend Day by girl. Okay, 362 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,080 Speaker 1: let me tell you this team. So I just caught 363 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 1: up with her at that women's dinner because we were 364 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 1: both invited and again she's fucking with a nigga that's 365 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:56,720 Speaker 1: like crazy famous, and so he's married and they all 366 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 1: so I was like, she this diamond pennis bracelet and 367 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 1: necklace and I was like, god, bamn, bitch, I think 368 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,719 Speaker 1: got you that, and she goes, oh, let me let 369 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: me shake my performance. This was crying. She goes, I 370 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: started it up on the tenth. She was like, I 371 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 1: knew what I wanted, and I knew I had to 372 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 1: put the pressure on his ass. Wait, the tenth is 373 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,879 Speaker 1: in February, yes, four days before Valentine. She was like, 374 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: because I feel like if I start too early, then 375 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 1: he's not gonna feel in fear of fucking up his 376 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: day with his wife. So she said on the tenth 377 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:31,439 Speaker 1: she was like, lead it, and she said she started 378 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 1: like slowly and slowly and slowly, and then she said 379 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: she sent to him, will you be my Valentine? And 380 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,159 Speaker 1: then after I put sorry, I'm trying to unsend the 381 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 1: message this I don't cry, so I guess after a while, 382 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,199 Speaker 1: he finally was just like, well, what what what can 383 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 1: I do to make you feel better? And she was like, 384 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I want you to do what 385 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 1: you think would be extravagant enough for me to forget. 386 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: I want to be able to have something tangible to 387 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 1: keep in mind that she still care about me. So 388 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,879 Speaker 1: she was like, I thought he was gonna give me 389 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,159 Speaker 1: a car. Man, you want to tell you the diamonds? Like, 390 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: she can't walk down the street with you diamonds. I 391 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: was like, and they probably cost as much as a car. 392 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: They do, Like, because I told you, I've still been 393 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: looking from our Cuban link in bitch, they still thirty thousand, 394 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,400 Speaker 1: all these niggas, So mind you. She was like, Oh, 395 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,440 Speaker 1: I know people are gonna be reposting you and your 396 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: wife on Valenthine's Day. I can't handle it. It's a 397 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 1: couple's goal. Lie, it's giving me no faith in what 398 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:29,239 Speaker 1: we have, Bitch, what is the faith in what they have? Like? 399 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 1: She's lying, she's lying to herself, she's lying to him. 400 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,840 Speaker 1: She's tricking him, like like tricking on it. Like what 401 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,520 Speaker 1: else could she be? What else could she really want? 402 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,359 Speaker 1: She did it on the tenth on purpose, knowing she 403 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: wanted gifts like he loves her pussy, But does she 404 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: does she want more from him? No? Oh, I mean 405 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,719 Speaker 1: I'll be real with you, don't I don't think so. 406 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,879 Speaker 1: But she can't be that good of an actress, because 407 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 1: when I met him and saw them, I was kind 408 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,680 Speaker 1: of like, oh, like he was holding her hand, calling 409 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,400 Speaker 1: her baby, saying I love you. Niggas. Don't get me wrong, 410 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: they did take They took everybody else's phone at the 411 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,399 Speaker 1: spot for the dinner, and I kind of was just 412 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: looking around like no one else sees nobody else sees it, 413 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,119 Speaker 1: and we just all pretended. But you know, she basically was. 414 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,160 Speaker 1: She was like getting his plate ready and doing different 415 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,880 Speaker 1: things for him. I'm not gonna lie, I do think, 416 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: and this is why, like, if you're with the right person, 417 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: I think that a lot of times the wives be 418 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: knowing depending on how lit your nigga is and how rich, 419 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,399 Speaker 1: because who can you be with after how long caps 420 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,400 Speaker 1: are you you gonna stay around? And you just kind 421 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: of know what it is like. Luckily, I think due 422 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,679 Speaker 1: to this show, UH, men are becoming more honest with 423 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 1: how they truly can show up in relationships, who they 424 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 1: can be, the fact that they probably ain't really monogamous. 425 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: I mean, I think that we've talked about that being 426 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 1: an issue, but more and more I'm hearing that men 427 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: are like listening, bit, you not gonna be the old 428 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 1: than one. I told y'all, just be the favorite. There 429 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,440 Speaker 1: may be a shift I think that I'll start to happen, 430 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 1: Like right now we're in crazy Polly open relationship mode, 431 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 1: and I think we'll see the effects of this five 432 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,440 Speaker 1: to ten years from now. Then I think there's gonna 433 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,959 Speaker 1: be a major shift where like kind of like how 434 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,679 Speaker 1: when Obama became president. I'm saying, like, when Obama became president, 435 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 1: it felt like it's a new day, and then boom, 436 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 1: now we got hella Republican abortions being taken away, fucking 437 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,879 Speaker 1: no drag Queen shows going crazy. Like I really feel 438 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: like we're so oversaturated with the openness and shit that 439 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,679 Speaker 1: we're going to revert back. Like I'm hoping that we 440 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,440 Speaker 1: can um talk to someone. I'm sure they told you 441 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,680 Speaker 1: about their open relationship on our show. I don't say 442 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:50,680 Speaker 1: their name, Oh and I think I got that, okay, 443 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 1: But anyway, basically they're dating someone and he's feeling super 444 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,560 Speaker 1: unfulfilled in this poly relation. Oh yeah, and it's just 445 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: like god damn, like, how many more people do you 446 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,240 Speaker 1: need to where you don't feel valued? You know what 447 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,040 Speaker 1: I mean? Like I flat out told a nigga recently, 448 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: like who'd you go to dinner it? Like I'm telling 449 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,679 Speaker 1: you right now, like I'm at a time for it, 450 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,159 Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't know how many hours you 451 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: got in a day, Like that's not gonna work for me. 452 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: I feel like I have to say it verbatim no 453 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,199 Speaker 1: matter how crazy it sounds. Whether you're my nigga or not, 454 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. If you're my man, obviously, 455 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,720 Speaker 1: if I don't want this, I'm gonna tell you. But 456 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 1: if we're like working towards something and you're finding time 457 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,520 Speaker 1: for other shit, no, don't make me get back on 458 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: apps because I'll be gone. I mean it's tough because 459 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: if you have if he's working around your schedule, he's 460 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 1: working around your friendships, he's working around you traveling and 461 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: your family. To me, if I expect someone to work 462 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: around that and I'm busy and can't give them the 463 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,640 Speaker 1: time that they want when they're free, if they want 464 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 1: to fill their free time up another way, Oh, if 465 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,320 Speaker 1: you got five hours to go to dinner with the beach, 466 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,880 Speaker 1: you think he has five hours to fly to you? Like, yeah, 467 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm bey I did want to get into us sharing 468 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: a hordrve before we get into the horrible decision um 469 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 1: in terms of a sex tip. Um, I this is 470 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,119 Speaker 1: for the men because it recently happened and it's okay. 471 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,119 Speaker 1: I want to let men know it's okay to scream. 472 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:31,399 Speaker 1: So my god, okay to scream. I don't know because 473 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,440 Speaker 1: the man just knew he was gonna scream. So the 474 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 1: little boo I'm seeing now, I had him moaning, like 475 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 1: moaning with his big ass like huh, like real nice moans, 476 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: sexy moans like uh uh. And I was like, all right, no, 477 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:54,159 Speaker 1: it was sexy bitch, big ass nigga moaning like oh. 478 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 1: And I think he was moaning so much it made 479 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,680 Speaker 1: him uncomfortable where you would but so where I wasn't 480 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,600 Speaker 1: his what bitch? I was eating the fuck out that ass, 481 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 1: and so I was like, who do you say? What 482 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:12,199 Speaker 1: you're doing? And dirty talk? Um. So when I was 483 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,960 Speaker 1: sucking his dick, because we talk about it before I 484 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: get to him, so clearly it's gonna happen, right, I 485 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,679 Speaker 1: love to talk to him. It was after the club 486 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,240 Speaker 1: and so I'm like, look, look, look, look, look on 487 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,639 Speaker 1: the dick. And so I'm looking at him. We decide 488 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: to record it. So we're recording it. We're having all 489 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,320 Speaker 1: this fun, and so I'm looking up at him. So 490 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,320 Speaker 1: I come up from the top of the dick and 491 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, you want me to go lower? And he 492 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 1: said yes, like yes, So I went down to the 493 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,680 Speaker 1: balls and all the time at the balls, yes, eating 494 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,399 Speaker 1: eating it like a pack. No, I was looking that 495 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 1: was it's the balls. So I'm so I'm licking the 496 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,439 Speaker 1: balls and then I come slightly up from the balls. 497 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 1: Look up. You want me to go lower? Bitch? Not 498 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 1: him saying no, but shaking yes. I said, I got you, 499 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,680 Speaker 1: so bitch. No, I said I got you, like I'm 500 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: gonna give you a ride to the airport. Feel like 501 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,280 Speaker 1: he ain't want to say yes, but his he went 502 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,239 Speaker 1: like this because he was too Maybe he ain't want 503 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 1: whoever who's about the show to let him know that. 504 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 1: He said, yes, you ate ans on camera, hmm, but 505 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: you clever really see me. You don't set them something 506 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,400 Speaker 1: my head, So it could really just be any blonde bitch, which, 507 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: by the way, y'all stop sending me every video of 508 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,560 Speaker 1: a thick blonde bitch. How do you think I feel 509 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: with legs get braids. Bro it ain't me. So anyways, 510 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,160 Speaker 1: he says. So he says yes, but he doesn't say yes. 511 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,440 Speaker 1: He says no, but shakes his head yes. And I 512 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 1: was like, I know what you want. He was like, 513 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,800 Speaker 1: and then went real fast. So I say, okay, scooted 514 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,919 Speaker 1: him down from the cash a little bit, lifted them 515 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: legs and got to work and baby the moaning. So anyways, 516 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: we don't go to a round two, which then I 517 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,639 Speaker 1: have to custom out for. I said, suck fulfilling me. 518 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,240 Speaker 1: It's gonna take more than one round. If you can't 519 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: go that many rounds, we're probably not gonna see each 520 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: other much longer. Sir. He's also much younger than me, 521 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,879 Speaker 1: so I had to just be really like, what's call 522 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,240 Speaker 1: him survoy No, I just said, sir, like, listen here, 523 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,640 Speaker 1: young man, young man, you can't keep it going. I'm 524 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,560 Speaker 1: gonna get to going. I do appreciate that a young dude, 525 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: and I think this would actually help men later in life. 526 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,760 Speaker 1: I don't know how young he is, but under twenty 527 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 1: five young under twenty five, So like experiencing that eighteen young, 528 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: he's gonna know what he wants later in sexual experiences 529 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: like being able. Oh great, So I'm his teacher, Like, 530 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: what do you think you are? Business? I mean cool? Yes, 531 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,960 Speaker 1: Well then I need more gifts. I need more shit 532 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 1: in the roll of dicks from you of what is 533 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: this dude? This is the dude I'm about to see 534 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 1: in a couple of eggs. Yeah wait, we're just the 535 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,520 Speaker 1: one that Yeah, and you had to go shopping because 536 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: you didn't have so, like, is that the first time? No, 537 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 1: like I've seen him. I've been seeing for like the 538 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: last year now in between my break between in between, um, 539 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: but no, so like I've seen him. Yeah, Like this 540 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,640 Speaker 1: will be three times in a month. So like I'm 541 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 1: seeing you and he's like, you know, be patient, be 542 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: patient for how long? Nigga? Someone had to go get 543 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,399 Speaker 1: some of the dec if you're not gonna get up 544 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,359 Speaker 1: twice so but literally he said, he was like he's 545 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,399 Speaker 1: that young. Yeah, he's young. So he literally was like 546 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 1: so he was like, uh, he was like okay, I 547 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 1: like you're gonna have me screaming if we go again 548 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,320 Speaker 1: because of how loud he was already moaning where y'all 549 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,280 Speaker 1: was working at in the hotel, bitch and it was 550 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 1: a sweet So niggahad I loved sweet was really big. 551 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: Remember when London hotel guy got me there listen it 552 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: was I was like, damn, this ship has a conference table. 553 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,800 Speaker 1: It was so big. Bitch. When we went to clean up, 554 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 1: he had a bad room. I had a mask him. 555 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: That's the bad bitch. Come on, two bad rooms, um, 556 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: And so he was just like, no, I know I'm 557 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: to be screaming and no. And I was like, I 558 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 1: would like you too. So fellas if you are with 559 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 1: a bitch that just pleases you so much that you 560 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: mont real out and you're like, oh, I can't sound 561 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: like a bitch. Sound like a bitch. Pleep. I'm here 562 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: for you sounding like my bitch. Anyway, Wait, you know 563 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,959 Speaker 1: why I asked you if you talked about the ass thing. 564 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: So there's a Sex of the City episode I haven't 565 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 1: quoted in a while, so y'all be patient. Mirandam is 566 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,720 Speaker 1: fucking with this dude who keeps scooping his ass up 567 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:34,480 Speaker 1: because he wants her to look it. And finally he's 568 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 1: like asking her for dirty talk. Tell me what I like. 569 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah, you like it when I stroke 570 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: your cock? Yeah? And he's like when I spit on it? Oh, yeah, 571 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: and you love it when I put a finger in 572 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,080 Speaker 1: your ass and she was like, yeah, yeah, don't tell. 573 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: So there's no talking. That's why I was really like, 574 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: we can kinky talk, but in person, I know I 575 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: have to eat cementum as nasty as he's being because 576 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 1: he's let me know, no one else has done that before. 577 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,720 Speaker 1: Did you tell me you're gonna talk about it a 578 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: horrible um. No, he's not gonna get a name or anything. 579 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't know how long it lasts. 580 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 1: It could be anybody. I eat ass, multiple asses. What 581 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 1: should be calling him the young boy? We could throw 582 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,160 Speaker 1: a young boy. He could be called young boy enough. 583 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 1: He is bitch to the point where I'm like, just 584 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: so you know, if we out in public like that 585 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: was the fun part about even being Wham. I was like, Okay, 586 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 1: so we outside, we're just gonna fuck each other from 587 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 1: across the room and no one in the room is 588 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,960 Speaker 1: gonna know I'm leaving home with you. And so that's 589 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,120 Speaker 1: what we played because I'm like, now it's to the 590 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: point where he's too lit. I'm too lit, and a 591 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 1: lot of girls are fans of the show, and I 592 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: don't want the fans seeing me out with who I'm 593 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: really like entertaining a fucking fuck. No, no, just so 594 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 1: you know, Doc, do you know how people nobody that 595 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,600 Speaker 1: I do I follow? Y'all know I blocked them niggas 596 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,600 Speaker 1: you can't. I follow the nigga I will follow. But 597 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, that Mandy on some real shit. 598 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 1: I sometimes think when I'm out and about, like, of 599 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: course people come up to me, but I don't even 600 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,440 Speaker 1: realize how heightened it is until I'm bitch. I probably 601 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 1: go out anywhere with rent people are like actually rude. No, 602 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: but that one bitch. I think we were eating with 603 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,520 Speaker 1: friends at Katana and this girl was like, I want 604 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,880 Speaker 1: to sey'all fun, but I'm eating food. Yeah. No, y'all 605 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 1: need to do that to me. So literally, I told 606 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 1: you you can't hang out with people and you I 607 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 1: thought we were just about the fuck he said, Yo, 608 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 1: me be it's the club, the club, hold on London hotel. Guy, 609 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 1: This is some terrible shit. This is how I know 610 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 1: I still got a hole in me, and it makes 611 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,520 Speaker 1: me feel proud. Remember when I told you, I think 612 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,040 Speaker 1: I said it on Patreon. How he was like, I 613 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,480 Speaker 1: just want to come and give you money like an 614 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: old nigga, like, I feel like that's what that was, 615 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 1: That's what would make you answer my call because you're 616 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: a little you try to be a boss bitch on me. 617 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,560 Speaker 1: So he called me. I adn't answer. Then he called 618 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: me again. He was like, I ain't gonna call you 619 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 1: back back again and I was like, my bad. I 620 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 1: was busy. He's like, I know you can't wait to 621 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,720 Speaker 1: tell me about how you a businesswoman. I don't give it. No, 622 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,880 Speaker 1: they don't And I said they don't. I said, I 623 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: know you know this. They could be asking for nudes. 624 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm at the studio, damn you always working. Yeah, 625 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,920 Speaker 1: it is good. I So he said to me, like, um, okay, 626 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,240 Speaker 1: so wish it's the love like quality time. I was like, no, 627 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 1: it's gifts and he was like okay, so we need 628 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: to start picking out what I'm gonna get, what you 629 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 1: gonna get. And I was like yes, And I don't 630 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 1: know how it works, bitch, I gonna lie. I like 631 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 1: it because he asked for real little shit because he 632 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,880 Speaker 1: really like what like he'll tell no. Like the other 633 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,920 Speaker 1: day he was like, you know, it's so crazy, like 634 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,600 Speaker 1: you're still talking to that they're gonna get you busy, 635 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,000 Speaker 1: and I was like yeah, and he was like, well, 636 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 1: ain't a man yet, get on FaceTime with me. So 637 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 1: we get on FaceTime. I was like I got like 638 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: five minutes and he was like, that's enough for me 639 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: to see your pussy. He was like, what you want. 640 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's the exchange. I just like 641 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: him your pussy. He just wants to tell me what 642 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,640 Speaker 1: to do. So he asked me on FaceTime. He was 643 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: like you look cute. I was like thanks, and he said, 644 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: is anyone home and I was like no. He's like okay, cool. 645 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 1: He's like, tell me what you want. What's something you 646 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 1: had your eye on. I was like, actually, I do 647 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 1: want a new Rolex. He was like, you aven too 648 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 1: high for FaceTime. Pick pick something else. I was like okay, 649 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,080 Speaker 1: well I do want a new product bag and he 650 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,240 Speaker 1: was like okay, and he was like take your clothes 651 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,600 Speaker 1: off and he was like you need to make these 652 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,640 Speaker 1: next four minutes and thirty second birthday because it was 653 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: like one twenty five out of one thirty call was 654 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,240 Speaker 1: so I had to put the phone up, bend over, 655 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 1: show my plus. Yet his spanked my own ass. He 656 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,840 Speaker 1: told me to send it to leak. Wow, I loved it. 657 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: I need to get someone like that. I'll tell y'all. 658 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 1: Maybe it's fine, y'all, maybe next week. How I was 659 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 1: humbled and it didn't feel very good. I was saving 660 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: the tea. Can I save some stories for another episode? Man, 661 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,320 Speaker 1: Let's get it to the horrible decision again? The why 662 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,160 Speaker 1: are we here? The hor derve was some motherfucking scream nigga, 663 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,480 Speaker 1: screw this outline sucked us up. We almost had a 664 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,160 Speaker 1: tea and then oh, I want gonna give you the tea. 665 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,080 Speaker 1: I'll tell you all. Y'all know, we record two episodes 666 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: and day I'm talking you to see what our next 667 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,120 Speaker 1: yest week, I'm gonna be like, welcome back. What happened? 668 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,640 Speaker 1: He deserves to the ana tell you bitch, I'm so ashamed, 669 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,600 Speaker 1: so shaped All right, y'all. The horrible decision is women 670 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,200 Speaker 1: sex facts in history? Um So. I wanted to get 671 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: in with some inventions and some of the sluttiest women 672 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,160 Speaker 1: in history, kudos to them. Um. I wanted to start 673 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: up with some facts that you can that are either legends, 674 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,880 Speaker 1: they're facts slash legends. They have not yet been super confirmed. 675 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,200 Speaker 1: But we're gonna start off with the first one. Like legends, 676 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,640 Speaker 1: like of the Hidden Temple, it literal myth. First off, 677 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,040 Speaker 1: you saying the Hidden Temple is funny because we're taking 678 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,279 Speaker 1: it to Egypt. Baby. Oh so the first oh, the 679 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: facts and the temple, you get it, where they put 680 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,360 Speaker 1: the mummies and ship? It's anyway, fun story after booty 681 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:46,120 Speaker 1: hole Cleopatra, you really care for this. Cleopatra was an 682 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,759 Speaker 1: innovator of the vibrator and was said to pleasure herself 683 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: with the vibrations created from a box full of angry being. 684 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,840 Speaker 1: Oh is that not crazy? It gets wet, sounds like 685 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,239 Speaker 1: a it gets worse. We are still in Egypt. But 686 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: I'm not saying that fable. What's the word. I don't 687 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,960 Speaker 1: like the word legend, legend tells of the Hidden Temple? 688 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,560 Speaker 1: Which one wasn't on Nickelodeon, one of them. It's a 689 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,919 Speaker 1: fairy tale. Okay, No, that was a game talking about 690 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,320 Speaker 1: a game. Oh, keep going, I My head's broken. The 691 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: next Egyptian fact and let me know if you know 692 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:30,400 Speaker 1: of any others. Ancient Egyptian women avoided pregnancy by shoving 693 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: crocodile doodo into the vagina to act as a diaphragm. 694 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I believe that you 695 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,760 Speaker 1: believe this one, and I'm gonna tell you why, because 696 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,279 Speaker 1: you'll do anything to not get pregnant, bitch I do. 697 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,719 Speaker 1: I was in high school and my homegirls told me 698 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,279 Speaker 1: to drink some shit. It could have been bleach, and 699 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 1: I did it. I don't know what it was. Now 700 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,759 Speaker 1: Here were some other contraceptive pessteries used back in the day. 701 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:57,279 Speaker 1: It includes the words pesseteries, pesseries, pess aries, one of 702 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,279 Speaker 1: them just keeping pestytian it's happening quotation marks, so maybe 703 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: it's a fake word. I don't know what. The other 704 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,920 Speaker 1: things that were used for contraceptive include tresta, lemon halves 705 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,399 Speaker 1: which I can see that I do that, cotton wool, 706 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 1: see sponges and also see sponges, and elephant doodo. They 707 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,000 Speaker 1: call it dung, but doodoo sound way better because that's 708 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,239 Speaker 1: what doodoo brown doodo brown. No, okay, I'm sorry you 709 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,840 Speaker 1: guys who said dung. Have you ever called one of 710 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 1: your turds dung? No, but they do say dumb when 711 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,200 Speaker 1: they're talking about like animals, like big animals. Oh, animals 712 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,479 Speaker 1: don't say, dodo a ship, it's not animals? Shit? Wow? 713 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,279 Speaker 1: Do you know what's so wild? Ship is such a 714 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 1: common word. I forget it's a curse word. And I 715 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 1: was around a friend's kid. I was like, what have 716 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,279 Speaker 1: you shit? And I to take it back and it's 717 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,320 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. She just held her diaper at me. 718 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,800 Speaker 1: I was like, h he was like, what have you you? 719 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,080 Speaker 1: She has the baby? They shit And I think she 720 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 1: went like so she know what? Shit me? Yeah? But 721 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,840 Speaker 1: I felt so shouldn't be a cuss word. It's literally shit. No, 722 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: it has to be. If you had to pick one 723 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,600 Speaker 1: that was like in the dictionary for with children, I 724 00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:15,080 Speaker 1: think damn might be one. No, Damn is like hell 725 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: you damned to the devil, like it's to me, nah 726 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: to me? Ship show, you know what I mean. That's 727 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,759 Speaker 1: my favorite way. That's what I'm saying. Actually, bit do 728 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,239 Speaker 1: you know that's how people know that I am. Like 729 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:35,239 Speaker 1: when La, people know I don't say PA when I'm 730 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,560 Speaker 1: in LA. People assume I'm from New York because I'll 731 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: talk about it, right, I'll be like oh when I'm whatever. 732 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,439 Speaker 1: But when I say uh she or I say bitch, 733 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 1: I know you like they'd be like, oh, where are 734 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,120 Speaker 1: you from? Negress? Um, I wanted to get into an 735 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,840 Speaker 1: invention that I found to be very interesting. Um so 736 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,879 Speaker 1: at le Battles, a research center in Los Angeles where 737 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 1: you are at. It's ran by a sex researcher, Nicole Prouse, 738 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:10,880 Speaker 1: who does have her PhD. She she created a brain 739 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,600 Speaker 1: zapp for a better sex life through a method called 740 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:20,280 Speaker 1: direct current stimulation. The brain stem headset delivers electrical currents 741 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,040 Speaker 1: to your brain with the aim of boosting or curving 742 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,680 Speaker 1: your sex drive, depending on whether you feel it's too 743 00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,680 Speaker 1: low or too high, by restoring your brain's reward center 744 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,319 Speaker 1: to healthy activation levels for around an hour. Right now, 745 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,040 Speaker 1: you have to go into the lab to get it, 746 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,040 Speaker 1: But she's hoping that she can make it commercially available 747 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 1: in the future. Now it's not we've talked about like 748 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,400 Speaker 1: your sex drive changing with medication, just with work. I 749 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,920 Speaker 1: think we talk about a lot of people having different 750 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,440 Speaker 1: sex drives from their partners. Even I think this is 751 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,280 Speaker 1: this is something good. I think it's dope. It's science 752 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,120 Speaker 1: and shit. Once I started talking, I can't you know 753 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:03,000 Speaker 1: what you don't feel like like, I don't know my 754 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,480 Speaker 1: sex shribe right now because it's not. It's so crazy. 755 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,759 Speaker 1: I'm with the young boy, and then twenty four seven 756 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,280 Speaker 1: he popped up from time to time and I realize 757 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's good, but bitch, I need the affection. 758 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: I need to lay up show with them. I want 759 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,080 Speaker 1: to lay up and spend the time that I'm not 760 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,200 Speaker 1: getting right now. And so that's why I'm like, yeah, 761 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,319 Speaker 1: we're gonna be in the same city, nigga, but I'm 762 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,400 Speaker 1: man might not. One of the episodes I want to do, 763 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,440 Speaker 1: but I can't figure out how to make it. A 764 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:39,640 Speaker 1: business is in sex cells. I've been wanting to cover brothels, 765 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,719 Speaker 1: which they're gonna let me do. That's a business, right, 766 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,200 Speaker 1: But that's been making me think about girlfriend and boyfriend 767 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,120 Speaker 1: experience and maybe I can't really talk about money about this. 768 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,719 Speaker 1: Maybe it'd be something to discover on Horrible, but like, no, no, no, 769 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,640 Speaker 1: because it actually like I have to get into like 770 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,840 Speaker 1: business LLCs, things like she gets two dozen roses. Bitch, 771 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 1: I can't talk about sex. It's no, no, no. I 772 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,120 Speaker 1: want to talk about men and women and why we 773 00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,040 Speaker 1: need it right. And what I'm telling you is take 774 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,279 Speaker 1: them host. Let me tell y'all what Mandy's talking to 775 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: take them host floors. We know them, bitch, just call 776 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,879 Speaker 1: it roses, which I want to talk about a legal 777 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 1: business so bad, And every film the meeting I have, 778 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, we'll do the broth flo and maybe 779 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,080 Speaker 1: we can find a real street walker. And they're like, hey, bitchy, 780 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,240 Speaker 1: we just got some ad dollars. Okay, So what Mandy's 781 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,239 Speaker 1: talking about where roses is back in the day on 782 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,800 Speaker 1: Craigslist for arrows arrows. There's another one that's not Craigslist, 783 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,960 Speaker 1: what is it? What is it? Back page? Backpage? That 784 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,719 Speaker 1: was the one where they would not be able to 785 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,719 Speaker 1: say how much money that you could give them, so 786 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,560 Speaker 1: they would say roses or another term to have some 787 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,800 Speaker 1: like a quantity or something new maracle in front of it. 788 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,400 Speaker 1: It would be like a dozen plut like yeah, literally 789 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,440 Speaker 1: roses and flowers where the way they justified how much 790 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,840 Speaker 1: you have to get you have to give them. But 791 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: the reason that I've been wanting to talk about it 792 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,280 Speaker 1: is because the boyfriend experience we'd never get to explore. 793 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,040 Speaker 1: And I'm really curious because I feel like women need 794 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:02,759 Speaker 1: that more than men. But like, yeah, how why how 795 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:07,279 Speaker 1: and how else? Through Like what exactly are you doing. 796 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 1: It's crazy because for a lot of the boyfriend experiences, 797 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 1: like but you know, I'm friends with host, I have 798 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,960 Speaker 1: a lot of sex worker friends, the boyfriend experience a 799 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: lot of time, and it's this is crazy, ladies, I 800 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,360 Speaker 1: don't know what y'all are doing with your partners just 801 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,239 Speaker 1: to listen. They'll go out to dinner and it's a 802 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,320 Speaker 1: woman being attentive to them, complaining about work, their family, 803 00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:34,160 Speaker 1: the house, the kids. So no the man, So when 804 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 1: when so girlfriend? When when men are out getting the 805 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,799 Speaker 1: girlfriend experience? Where again, we think that a woman maybe 806 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,000 Speaker 1: wants a boyfriend experience more. No mind you, you're paying 807 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,200 Speaker 1: for a lot more hours because it's normally a dinner 808 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,879 Speaker 1: date included, or it's an overnight stay or a half 809 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,840 Speaker 1: a night, so the rate is much higher. But literally, 810 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,680 Speaker 1: all my friends that give girlfriend experiences to guys, it's 811 00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,360 Speaker 1: like this nigga just wouldn't shut up. They literally just 812 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 1: want a woman to listen to them. And so in relationships, 813 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,040 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's something that women just stopped doing, 814 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,759 Speaker 1: but a lot of times it's just they want to 815 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,400 Speaker 1: be heard. I ain't gonna hold you. The married men 816 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,600 Speaker 1: that I dated in the past like that I'm still 817 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 1: very much friends with That's what they used to say. Like, 818 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,279 Speaker 1: I love that I could talk to you about the 819 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,839 Speaker 1: creative mind that I have. My wife doesn't give a fuck. 820 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,160 Speaker 1: He thinks it's a waste or a hobby. Like my 821 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,759 Speaker 1: wife doesn't allow me to just share the things that 822 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,640 Speaker 1: excite me a lot. And so that's what that's what 823 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,520 Speaker 1: I was. I don't think that women don't do that. 824 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,080 Speaker 1: I think that men don't have a soundboard. What do 825 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:35,319 Speaker 1: you mean by that? Like, it's funny because I think 826 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,880 Speaker 1: about the nineteen Keys episode a lot because there were 827 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:42,160 Speaker 1: a lot of holes that I didn't expose. Hole, you 828 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:50,920 Speaker 1: didn't expose your house. Here's okay. For one, there was 829 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,120 Speaker 1: something said which jokes on me because it was very 830 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,400 Speaker 1: much like, oh, woman's like so focused on business and 831 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,920 Speaker 1: I'm not finding family and like, but one of the 832 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,239 Speaker 1: things he talked about was needing a woman to be 833 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,080 Speaker 1: there to express himself and like be his I don't 834 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,759 Speaker 1: know what word he looked at, but like his comfort right, 835 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,880 Speaker 1: And he did talk about sharing creative ideas right that 836 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 1: I do think women do. I think what happens is 837 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: when a dude gets around you or me or you 838 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,759 Speaker 1: get around the quote unquote lost bitch LLC type, now 839 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,960 Speaker 1: you cook it. Like I noticed that with niggas all 840 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Speaker 1: the time. I was a home back, I was an accountant. 841 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,239 Speaker 1: I'm telling you that I would never had and don't 842 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,439 Speaker 1: get me wrong, I would definitely listen. But like I've 843 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,520 Speaker 1: seen in the last few years of my life, how 844 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,279 Speaker 1: men receive from me when I'm talking now money in business. Now, 845 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,000 Speaker 1: it's like there's a different respect level and it what's 846 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,439 Speaker 1: sad about that? Is it very well? Maybe these women 847 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 1: that these men have, but when other niggas kind of 848 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,839 Speaker 1: respect you and fuck with you, then they're like, oh, 849 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,360 Speaker 1: now I gotta listen. They've got to see something that 850 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,080 Speaker 1: they would like to have from you. Almost I actually 851 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,600 Speaker 1: don't believe, and sure some men, but I don't believe 852 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 1: because we have so many women to listen to this 853 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,040 Speaker 1: pod that have their own businesses, whether it be small 854 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,880 Speaker 1: or big or working nine to five theirs jobs right, 855 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,839 Speaker 1: and I still think they may not get that. I'm 856 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,840 Speaker 1: starting to think now when men are giving me that 857 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,320 Speaker 1: it's because they want something I have. They really are like, 858 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,960 Speaker 1: oh I could fuck with that or I could see 859 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,320 Speaker 1: myself doing that. Like I have a lot of homegirls 860 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,920 Speaker 1: that work in corporate America that make high figures, and 861 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,359 Speaker 1: niggas don't really give them that energy. And I think 862 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,800 Speaker 1: they do it to me. If they're also a creative 863 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,000 Speaker 1: or if they're aspirational, she might very well make more 864 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,920 Speaker 1: money than me. You may have that, because baby, when 865 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,040 Speaker 1: I tell you, I'll be talking to these little creative niggas, 866 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,040 Speaker 1: get the fuck off my phone, niggas. But you can 867 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,200 Speaker 1: remember some of these niggas I'm meeting now are creative 868 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,759 Speaker 1: and late like they really like yep, I love that 869 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,319 Speaker 1: were not in the same pool because I don't want 870 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,600 Speaker 1: none of them CREDI niggas that way we do the 871 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,480 Speaker 1: all retired niggas that are like, oh no, I want 872 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,520 Speaker 1: one now. Yeah, now that I have the time talking 873 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,279 Speaker 1: to you on all these millions, he said to me, 874 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,759 Speaker 1: I don't want to start a production car. And this 875 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,920 Speaker 1: is a very real sad thing, he said. Can you 876 00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 1: imagine broke me and you? He said, I'm astine, how 877 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,560 Speaker 1: lit our lives would be, How much time we could have, 878 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,399 Speaker 1: he said, we probably have kids. He said, shit, Nina 879 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,640 Speaker 1: gonna be fed. We might be struggling to eat, but 880 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,040 Speaker 1: like we would live such a happy life. Broke me 881 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,600 Speaker 1: and broke you think about it. He's like, maybe you 882 00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,080 Speaker 1: really do need a fucking broke nigga, because I can't 883 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,680 Speaker 1: fucking fly to you right now. You can't fly to me. 884 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,120 Speaker 1: And he's like, but like the broke versions and to 885 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,799 Speaker 1: be real, that shit is a thing. These creative niggas sometimes, bitch, 886 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,080 Speaker 1: if you can find you a little free lance nigga, 887 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,000 Speaker 1: they got a week off? Who I love? Just just 888 00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,480 Speaker 1: take me. I just want a retiring the NBA players. 889 00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,480 Speaker 1: To me, that's that? Did you seem Safari ask for 890 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 1: a freezing sect? To me, you need to get slap man. 891 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,440 Speaker 1: I wanted to get into of this list of five. 892 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,000 Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about two of the sluttiest woman 893 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,600 Speaker 1: in history and what they did, only because while we 894 00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,839 Speaker 1: think we are lit, we are nothing compared to these women. 895 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 1: The first one is Virginia o'dawn o'dwani. She is from 896 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,400 Speaker 1: Tuscany back in eighteen thirty seven, and when she was 897 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,320 Speaker 1: seventeen years old, they married off to a guy twelve 898 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,320 Speaker 1: years older than her. Would not be legal now, but 899 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,560 Speaker 1: back in the eighteen hundreds, I guess it was. Now 900 00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,920 Speaker 1: check this out at the time, what we now call 901 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,560 Speaker 1: Italy was a bunch of smaller countries, and Virginia's cousin 902 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,080 Speaker 1: was part of a group that wanted to unify them. 903 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,920 Speaker 1: He took one look at his hot, young close relative 904 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,880 Speaker 1: and realized the best plan was to get her to 905 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:36,280 Speaker 1: cheat on her husband with Napoleon and hope some political 906 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,720 Speaker 1: pillow talk could turn the tide. Because nineteenth nineteenth century 907 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,600 Speaker 1: Europe was apparently an alternate universe Game of Thrones, complete 908 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,040 Speaker 1: with a short guy in creepy family relationships, Virginia managed 909 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,520 Speaker 1: to become the Emperor's mistress for over a year, and 910 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 1: shortly after it ended, he set the troops to unite 911 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,480 Speaker 1: the peninsula. Historians disagree about how influential she actually was 912 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:04,360 Speaker 1: in making that happened, since various battles, entreaties, and intrigues 913 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,359 Speaker 1: were going on at the same time, but she gave 914 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,000 Speaker 1: herself basically all the credit and was pissed off that 915 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,320 Speaker 1: everyone else did not. She basically said that she continued 916 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,799 Speaker 1: to cheat on her husband and made a nice living 917 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,280 Speaker 1: out of it. Eventually, word got around to the unbelievably 918 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,480 Speaker 1: rich but famously singi Lord Hertford, where he actually offered 919 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,160 Speaker 1: the countess, you're ready for this? Is how No, my 920 00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:32,040 Speaker 1: pussy ain't all waiting at you. One million francs for 921 00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:36,080 Speaker 1: one night with her. There was one catch. She had 922 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,640 Speaker 1: to do anything he wanted. I talking, he asked for that. 923 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,359 Speaker 1: You want to know what the fuck does Nigga wanted? 924 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,440 Speaker 1: The legend has it she agreed that she couldn't sit 925 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,240 Speaker 1: down for three days. That's it before a million francs? Bitch? 926 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:58,719 Speaker 1: What year was eighteen eighteen thirty seven? Inflation calculator? A 927 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,120 Speaker 1: million francs? A million of any of them things is 928 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,800 Speaker 1: a lot. But what are francs? I think it's German? 929 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:11,160 Speaker 1: Right f R eight francs to USD is what Swiss? Sorry? Okay, 930 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,439 Speaker 1: so that's about to say, let's see eighteen ninety three? 931 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,479 Speaker 1: How many eighty seven? No? Six zero, no seven zero, 932 00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,719 Speaker 1: no six figures? So seven six zeros? No, bitch, a 933 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,600 Speaker 1: million to seven figures? I know, but that's only six zeros, 934 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:31,040 Speaker 1: that's seven zero. Then how come it's nine eight seven figures? Bitch? Oh? 935 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,760 Speaker 1: I thought she was the math all right? Now? Thirty 936 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,640 Speaker 1: three million dollars today, bitch, I will stand up for 937 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,480 Speaker 1: a month. I will not sit the size down. And 938 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,319 Speaker 1: maybe it would actually get a little bit more plump 939 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,719 Speaker 1: because the way I stood on it, I think it'd 940 00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,120 Speaker 1: be thirty three. That's a million a day. You said 941 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,719 Speaker 1: a month. That's a millionais of change to day. Give 942 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,000 Speaker 1: it to me. I one more rich. You gotta be 943 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,440 Speaker 1: for that. That's like that due by rich bro That's 944 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,000 Speaker 1: really right. I've been working on a finance podcast for 945 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,440 Speaker 1: like helping someone out, like consulting, and one of the 946 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:07,480 Speaker 1: things that I uncovered in it was that the wealthiest 947 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,799 Speaker 1: people in the world, like they were talking about like, um, 948 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,640 Speaker 1: how either they do nothing or they do everything. There's 949 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,560 Speaker 1: really no in between. People. You either like the Zuckerberg 950 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,719 Speaker 1: who drives like a priest and lives in Kawahi in 951 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,120 Speaker 1: a simple house, or you're the Dubai guys that have 952 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,680 Speaker 1: like the golden toilet that like to burn money in 953 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,000 Speaker 1: shows and do all this shit. Like people don't know 954 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,239 Speaker 1: how to have a median. Watch me being nig I 955 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,919 Speaker 1: will literally knock all of the teeth fucking ears. I'll 956 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,040 Speaker 1: get golds just there. No y'all, y'all thought body was bad. Bitch, 957 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm having tigers. I would be that ignorant. I'm buying 958 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:45,160 Speaker 1: tigers backyard. Go ahead, Okay, well that was just that 959 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: was just for a month. I'm just fantasize if I 960 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:52,560 Speaker 1: had the money that like Zuckerberg. Shit's got bitch, give 961 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,800 Speaker 1: me a tiger, all right? The last one, Um, this 962 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:02,239 Speaker 1: comes from an Afro latina. Um. Well, she went from 963 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,680 Speaker 1: Angola to then Brazil. So I don't know if she's 964 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,520 Speaker 1: Brazilian or in Goland, but here we go. Um. Zinga 965 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,040 Speaker 1: of Dongo and Matomba was born in what is now Angola. 966 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,720 Speaker 1: Our story goes to Brazil. This goes back to fifteen 967 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,399 Speaker 1: eighty three, where she spent the rest of her life 968 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,080 Speaker 1: kicking us and having sex. I know that's right. By 969 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,480 Speaker 1: the time her father died in sixteen eighteen, the Portuguese 970 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,359 Speaker 1: were slave trading their way all over Africa. Zinga's brother 971 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,760 Speaker 1: took over as leader, but he immediately gave the invaders 972 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,920 Speaker 1: everything they wanted. When the Portuguese started ripping people from 973 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,280 Speaker 1: their homes and sending them to work to death in Brazil, 974 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,960 Speaker 1: the Bunda tribe turned to Zia to save them. Hold on, Boonda, 975 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:48,640 Speaker 1: that's a butt here she go, but in Portuguese, so 976 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:53,520 Speaker 1: is boondo. Umboo, there's an m in the front. I'm 977 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,640 Speaker 1: just leaving the m silid. We would like to not 978 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,600 Speaker 1: get canceled as we have an upcoming to her. Boodoo 979 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,640 Speaker 1: if y'all, if you are maybe a m it's boom boomdoo, 980 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,120 Speaker 1: but there's like no vale between it, so I'll know 981 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,000 Speaker 1: how to say okay, Mandy. Anyway, she started fighting back. 982 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,080 Speaker 1: This was in saying since Portugal's one of the world's 983 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,520 Speaker 1: biggest powers, but she led her armies in guerrilla warfare 984 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,719 Speaker 1: and held them off for forty years. Here's the thing. 985 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,160 Speaker 1: With all this fighting, she must not have had much 986 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,440 Speaker 1: time to meet guys. She got around this problem by 987 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:28,960 Speaker 1: having a giant harem. Yes, women can have hundreds of 988 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,200 Speaker 1: men that they keep enslaved for sexual purposes. This is 989 00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 1: so fucked up, but this would be a fantasy. Literally wait, 990 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,520 Speaker 1: so legend has it. She managed to combine two of 991 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,480 Speaker 1: her favorite things. It's up to pick which hot guy 992 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,640 Speaker 1: you were going to have sex with each night, so 993 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,440 Speaker 1: she found a full proof option. Two of the men 994 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,960 Speaker 1: would have to fight to death, and whoever one got 995 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,200 Speaker 1: to sleep with her that night, then the next morning 996 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,840 Speaker 1: he would be killed as well. Bro Don the pussy 997 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,279 Speaker 1: is a parting list, so it's like a death what 998 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,320 Speaker 1: would you like? Tope eyes? The first point age catches 999 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,480 Speaker 1: up to us all. At seventy five years old, she 1000 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,680 Speaker 1: decided she didn't need a harem anymore disbanded it, but 1001 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,400 Speaker 1: she made an honest man out of one of her 1002 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,120 Speaker 1: youngest sex slaved, which she lived another seven years uh 1003 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,760 Speaker 1: and kept as her partner. Yo, I think it's crazy. 1004 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,800 Speaker 1: I would love to see that in a movie or 1005 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,840 Speaker 1: like an audios you know what I mean? Like not 1006 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,000 Speaker 1: you haven't niggas fight to death to fuck you, just 1007 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,000 Speaker 1: to fuck you and then you like all right and 1008 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,600 Speaker 1: die and I'm still no. Maybe it's like Jeopardy they 1009 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:36,239 Speaker 1: get to make it till the next night regardless. It's nuts. Um, 1010 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,960 Speaker 1: I don't know how much time we have. I guess 1011 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,719 Speaker 1: we could get into a homemail. You picked one? Did 1012 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,040 Speaker 1: you want to read it? For the guests that chose 1013 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,680 Speaker 1: to just not show up? Sorry? UM, I know you 1014 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:52,640 Speaker 1: said no. She's a bit um. Two fifty eight for 1015 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: a three pm show? Not a big deal, y'all. We 1016 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,120 Speaker 1: a guest canceled two minutes before she was supposed to 1017 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,800 Speaker 1: be here her I don't checked the night before, Like 1018 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,480 Speaker 1: what made you check on her was it giving bullshitter? 1019 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,680 Speaker 1: Everyone gives bullshitter to me, especially when they asked to 1020 00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,400 Speaker 1: be on something like when we reach out and we 1021 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,759 Speaker 1: get the excitement in return, I'm like, okay, we're good. 1022 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,360 Speaker 1: Should be by the way. By the way, the Trumpeter 1023 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,080 Speaker 1: drove from DC to come just to be on our show. 1024 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,080 Speaker 1: Of course, had other fun in the city, but literally 1025 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,520 Speaker 1: drove to be here. I remember, we've had people drive 1026 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,840 Speaker 1: up from Philly, We've had people come fly crazy anyway, 1027 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,080 Speaker 1: is the girl that I interviewed in the wheelchair Ashley 1028 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,839 Speaker 1: years ago? She flew from Jackson life. That's what I'm saying. 1029 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,600 Speaker 1: It's like crazy, that is crazy. But here's the thing, 1030 00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,160 Speaker 1: like when you really want your story told, like and 1031 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,040 Speaker 1: love Love Naked. Trumpeter glad he was able to have 1032 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:48,560 Speaker 1: the ye. So this is our homemail. Guys, if you 1033 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,200 Speaker 1: would like to send in a homemail, please send us 1034 00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:57,000 Speaker 1: an email to Horrible Decision. I mean this is kind 1035 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:02,440 Speaker 1: of long, but literally shelved, don't um I think actually 1036 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,840 Speaker 1: we read this one. Yeah, we read this one, so 1037 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:11,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read one of the other. Um um it 1038 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,240 Speaker 1: says sad, Yeah, we read it. Wait, help this thirty 1039 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:19,440 Speaker 1: two year olds there's no way. Just got sent. I 1040 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,239 Speaker 1: got it, I'll read it. Oh, I had it pulled 1041 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,200 Speaker 1: up from you. Are you sure we didn't read it. 1042 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,239 Speaker 1: It's the platonic where she does. I feel like we 1043 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,239 Speaker 1: did that in La Bro. This was Saturday, Nigga. Oh, 1044 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,320 Speaker 1: just got sent? She resent that shit. I'm telling you 1045 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:38,040 Speaker 1: we read that thing already. Bucket list birthday throple. No, oh, 1046 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,840 Speaker 1: that's not what you had in your notes for the 1047 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,399 Speaker 1: last things. You know, it's crazy all we're not gonna 1048 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,200 Speaker 1: edit this out? Go ahead? How do we do the show? 1049 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,600 Speaker 1: Go ahead? Okay, damn, I really hope I can't read 1050 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,160 Speaker 1: this ship your Mandy and Wheezy. I have a wild 1051 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,120 Speaker 1: for myself bucket list birthday wish kink fantasy that I 1052 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,360 Speaker 1: would like your health and fulfilling bitch. So you know 1053 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,000 Speaker 1: that's not what the fuck you had on out. I 1054 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,160 Speaker 1: know this is another one. Okay, yeah, this one is new, 1055 00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,120 Speaker 1: this one new. I'm thirty two years old, going on 1056 00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,000 Speaker 1: thirty three June. Team Gemini. Okay, bitch, you gave this 1057 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,160 Speaker 1: ship some time and I'm currently dating. My sex life 1058 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,440 Speaker 1: is past embarrassing and dull, and I haven't had good 1059 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,480 Speaker 1: sex since I broke up with my ex four years ago. 1060 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,759 Speaker 1: Between the pandemic, dating being the Ultimate Hunger Games, and 1061 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,759 Speaker 1: the fact that I've enjoyed being in the house quite 1062 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,800 Speaker 1: a bit, I'm now at the point of insanity and 1063 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,839 Speaker 1: there's nothing more than I want than good, mind blowing 1064 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,799 Speaker 1: fucking I deserve it. I'm a great person, just caught 1065 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,800 Speaker 1: in a terrible time. I'm reaching out because I have 1066 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,360 Speaker 1: no idea for what my fantasy is. I have no 1067 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,640 Speaker 1: idea on how to facilitate it. I have no idea 1068 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,040 Speaker 1: on how to bring into life. And I've never even 1069 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,040 Speaker 1: had a one night stand, so i don't see myself 1070 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,080 Speaker 1: turning my dreams into a reality. But I need help, 1071 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,360 Speaker 1: and who better than the ultimate king friendly queens of 1072 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,560 Speaker 1: horrible decisions. First of all, bitch, you act like we 1073 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,200 Speaker 1: out here being dick A and rs. I mean, yeah, 1074 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,520 Speaker 1: I like that. Who better than you guys to help 1075 00:55:52,560 --> 00:56:00,279 Speaker 1: me for my birthday? Oh? I like I want to 1076 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,960 Speaker 1: fly to a different city and be part of a 1077 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,359 Speaker 1: throutle with two men for an entire weekend. I want 1078 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,720 Speaker 1: to explore the city with them, make them laugh. I'm sorry, 1079 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,960 Speaker 1: I have the answer already. Visit museums, try new Russians 1080 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,840 Speaker 1: talking about music and get to annoy each other, go 1081 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,160 Speaker 1: back to a luxury hotel where they spit roast me 1082 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,759 Speaker 1: and fuck my brains out. Yes, I have a sub 1083 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,240 Speaker 1: spit roast, praise kink, and this is my ultimate fantasy 1084 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,000 Speaker 1: to literally just become a toy to two dominant men 1085 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,200 Speaker 1: who command my every move in the bedroom. Whisper spree, 1086 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Whisper sweet nothings. Nope, bitch. First of all, 1087 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:34,319 Speaker 1: she acted like this is easy. Okay, let me keep reading. 1088 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,040 Speaker 1: I got that, I got the advice. Okay, Whisper sweet 1089 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,200 Speaker 1: things in my ear. I'll call me a nasty slut 1090 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,600 Speaker 1: for following instructions. Tied up, flip tossed. Put me back 1091 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,440 Speaker 1: on a flight to come back to my life as 1092 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,400 Speaker 1: a consultant. This is my dream and my brain placed 1093 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,640 Speaker 1: this happening in Dallas. But I'm okay. I would never 1094 00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,439 Speaker 1: be able to pull this off by myself and nowhere 1095 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,319 Speaker 1: to start, which is my I'm begging for your help 1096 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,960 Speaker 1: not to do the sub. I'm ready to start seriously 1097 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,360 Speaker 1: dating again and making myself vulnerable to the idea of 1098 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,400 Speaker 1: settling down, but want to live out my ultimate fantasy 1099 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,320 Speaker 1: before I do. It. I want to cross off my 1100 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,120 Speaker 1: ultimate sex bucket list item and then find the love 1101 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,319 Speaker 1: of my life. Only put one penis in my mouth 1102 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,880 Speaker 1: for the rest of my days. I want ballot and excitement, thrills. 1103 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,800 Speaker 1: I want to be on all four is getting fucked 1104 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,400 Speaker 1: by one man while having another man hold my chin 1105 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,200 Speaker 1: up and throw it for me. Hopefully you can be 1106 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,240 Speaker 1: my fairy godmothers and bring my king dream true. Okay, girl, 1107 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,680 Speaker 1: listen girl, so join our patreons patreon dot com, back 1108 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,120 Speaker 1: slash Horrible Decisions and hop yours in the discord because 1109 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,240 Speaker 1: the way people have become married, gotten fluid out and 1110 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,920 Speaker 1: literally have orgies through our discord. It's a lot of 1111 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:44,480 Speaker 1: sex friendly, openly kinky individuals that either want to experience 1112 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,680 Speaker 1: things for the first time as well. There's a whole 1113 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,600 Speaker 1: kink channel where they're sharing nudes, people share about who 1114 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,080 Speaker 1: they've met, there's ratings, there's all the things on our 1115 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:57,040 Speaker 1: discord on Patreon. I would say that's the way Nandy says, 1116 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,920 Speaker 1: you want this advice, you're gonna give me fifteen dollars 1117 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:05,040 Speaker 1: your show as on patron um. But also I have 1118 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,840 Speaker 1: found in the spaces and then it may take you 1119 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,040 Speaker 1: time to find it. I would say, maybe bring your 1120 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:13,640 Speaker 1: head to New York. I have seen probably every single 1121 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:18,160 Speaker 1: time I've been to the sex club a woman enjoying 1122 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,880 Speaker 1: multiple minute one. So I don't know if you have 1123 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,240 Speaker 1: the wherewithal to have this happen in front of a 1124 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,000 Speaker 1: room of people. I do think you would be able 1125 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,280 Speaker 1: to meet very outgoing gentleman, how says she wants. I 1126 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,959 Speaker 1: want to visit a UCM. I want to have dinner. Girl, 1127 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,600 Speaker 1: you ask me the sex club is great, or you 1128 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:44,080 Speaker 1: can't have Picasso and penis, I mean, or fat life. 1129 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,640 Speaker 1: So fat life isn't at that. I know, motherfucker's be 1130 00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,360 Speaker 1: getting on and they'd be getting a little thing going. Um. 1131 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:56,720 Speaker 1: There's also probably men on there that have men that 1132 00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:01,280 Speaker 1: they trust to gang bang with. Homie Yeah, yeah, like 1133 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,960 Speaker 1: homies that they're like, yeah, we could do this. This 1134 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,360 Speaker 1: bitch want to be sweat it out, that's easy. So 1135 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,760 Speaker 1: you know, I want to see what she looked like. 1136 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,320 Speaker 1: I'm googling here? Why are you? Why are you always 1137 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,960 Speaker 1: gotta google and look up? Because I don't know everybody's 1138 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,600 Speaker 1: for somebody I don't know about. Oh, she'll definitely get 1139 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,680 Speaker 1: fucked now, bitch, if you want to go to the 1140 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,720 Speaker 1: sex club with me. Did you just look up her 1141 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,560 Speaker 1: LinkedIn US though? Yeah, I don't like you. Listen y'all 1142 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,040 Speaker 1: about you're about to have people start making up fake emails. 1143 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,000 Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Why when did you go to ya? Would 1144 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,920 Speaker 1: never violate somebody? Oh? You mean because this is if 1145 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,720 Speaker 1: they're ugly? This is awful for me to say. But 1146 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,600 Speaker 1: you would easy steal, you could get you could get 1147 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,480 Speaker 1: some niggas to fuck you. Naw, I know it's fun, bitch. 1148 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,880 Speaker 1: I would fuck you if I saw you in a 1149 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,680 Speaker 1: sex club. All good for you, Mandy the fuck up? 1150 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,280 Speaker 1: And you know what, who is to say she's not 1151 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,240 Speaker 1: the bigger hole? Look at that, you know what. Anyways, y'all, 1152 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:55,920 Speaker 1: we gonna get up out of here. I hope that 1153 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,680 Speaker 1: y'all enjoyed and learn some shit about fucking women's history 1154 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,960 Speaker 1: monthy oh, because bitch, we gotta whole money at Lanter. 1155 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,600 Speaker 1: We're gonna be there in a few weeks. We're gonna 1156 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,920 Speaker 1: be at the Black Effect Pod Festival. I'm actually really excited. 1157 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,160 Speaker 1: I know you got to see Robin. Do you remember 1158 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,440 Speaker 1: when I went to the Wrong Day? Yeah, that was crazy. 1159 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,760 Speaker 1: That didn't I fly out the next, y I couldn't 1160 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,320 Speaker 1: even be nut, y'all. I was supposed to be at 1161 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,520 Speaker 1: the Reasonably Shady and shout out to Robin and Jael. 1162 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,840 Speaker 1: I'm actually really sorry because I was not fucking busy 1163 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,680 Speaker 1: up for that. That's crazy. Do you remember that my 1164 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,560 Speaker 1: mom loves going to add it to the calendar, bitch? 1165 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just be thinking, you just shook. 1166 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,160 Speaker 1: I had added to the calendar the wrong thing Pacific. 1167 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,080 Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, anyway, bitch, I showed up the City winery. 1168 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:42,240 Speaker 1: I said, damn, I thought this. It was. That was great. 1169 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,800 Speaker 1: It was. I was out there by myself, y'all. April 1170 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,800 Speaker 1: twenty second, we are going to be a part of 1171 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,240 Speaker 1: other Black Effect podcasts for the Black Effect Podcast Festival 1172 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,240 Speaker 1: at PU Put Them Yards or something like that. Pullman, 1173 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Pullman Yards. Um. So we are going to be joined 1174 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,760 Speaker 1: by eighty five South Big Facts podcast Checking In with 1175 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:09,040 Speaker 1: Michelle Williams Williams Reasonably Shady, and it's actually hosted by 1176 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,520 Speaker 1: Jess Hilarious Charlotte and DJ Louis b. So get your tickets, bitch. 1177 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,200 Speaker 1: Shows start at twelve pm. It's at full minute headline 1178 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,880 Speaker 1: and we're gonna be towards the afternoon evening. Oh I know, bitch, 1179 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,400 Speaker 1: I'm just letting y'all know if you would like to 1180 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,560 Speaker 1: enjoy other people and not trying to fade a and shit, 1181 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,120 Speaker 1: I'm just saying they are not horrible descision. Make sure 1182 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,120 Speaker 1: you get your tickets now is do you see the 1183 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,800 Speaker 1: website to where they can get tickets? Damn hold and 1184 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,320 Speaker 1: now you ask me a lot hold on Black Effect 1185 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,000 Speaker 1: dot Com Backslash Podcast Festival. There we go, and we'll 1186 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,160 Speaker 1: put it in the description of this episode. Y'all. Thank 1187 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,400 Speaker 1: y'all so very much for tuning in. Make sure you 1188 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,600 Speaker 1: join our patreon. Uh, make sure you see everything else 1189 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,520 Speaker 1: we got going on. Also, if you want to join 1190 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:53,240 Speaker 1: me in Tarsi Kikos with Medina Murrow from Cocktails h 1191 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,280 Speaker 1: the details are in the description for that as well, 1192 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,400 Speaker 1: join our patreon, watch our other podcasts, and we'll see 1193 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,720 Speaker 1: y'all in Atlanta for twenty two students are only twenty 1194 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,960 Speaker 1: five dollars, bitch to get into them, bring up them. 1195 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,640 Speaker 1: Goddamn y you know what's crazy. I still got my 1196 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:11,120 Speaker 1: fucking uh the some of the most iffortable tickets I've 1197 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,400 Speaker 1: seen for a podcast, so I will be buying some 1198 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,360 Speaker 1: suits What festival can you get into for twenty five dollars? 1199 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,640 Speaker 1: Oh Charlemagne? Really through y'all. Niggas, b there we go, 1200 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,600 Speaker 1: your tickets, bring your friends, let's have a good time. 1201 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,720 Speaker 1: Andy y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in to yet another 1202 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,720 Speaker 1: episode of h Blood. This is y'all. Buy y'all.