WEBVTT - Holy Onions! 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.920 And record. Please tell me when Andrew we are on. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.319 It's do guys with us bone just a ball that 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:09.119 has boomed. 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:13.640 The riview is the wheels for you, like we have 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:14.000 to dance? 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:21.759 What is gonna say? Well, there's sis just okay, that's you. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:27.000 It's guys with us bone just a ball at his boom. 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:31.360 Still be arguing about breakfast boy. 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:35.920 Know there it is ready with all that post and 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:41.360 you get to hear them slop bet you. You know 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.080 that's the awkward part doing while the song is playing. 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.800 That's just it's awkward. Yeah, there's nothing to do because 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:48.120 we just stand here like idiots. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:52.120 Why I've decided to make it montage nineties television sitcom. 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:54.760 Well, of course, yeah that's just for the YouTube portion. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:58.560 You listening on the podcast, you are our bread and butter, 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.560 So thank you so much for listening. However, you listen 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:04.839 very much appreciated. Welcome to Serial Killers, episode one sixty three. 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.039 Put the phone down, Andrew, Well, I need to just 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:07.840 send this one text. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.280 Okay, today is Monday, January twenty fifth. Can you believe 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.679 we're almost all the way through January? Andrew? Yeah, right, 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.280 I'm not paying attention. I'm on my phone. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:18.360 I can hear everything that you're saying. It's January twenty fifth, right, 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.920 uh huh, And it's episode one hundred and sixty three, 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.560 one sixty three, one hundred and sixty three. Sink just 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.800 one sixty three, one hundred and sixty three or one 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:27.920 sixty three if you like. And yeah, it's a new 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.119 episode of Serial Killers. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.880 There are so many new serials out there. I'm so 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.880 excited because for the next like three months, we're good 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:38.280 to go. That's how much new stuff there is. And 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.400 I have to thank our listeners because they have been 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.600 If people are watching this, Andrew, that's so rude. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.160 Well you can keep talking because they can look at 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.920 you talking instead of me. I'm hearing everything that you're saying. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.400 But it's like you're sitting at the dinner table at 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.560 Thanksgiving and you're just texting. You're not paying attention to 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:53.040 the family. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.600 I'm hearing everything that you're saying. You're so happy people 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.200 have been sending a serials continue. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.960 Okay, well, I've seen this ceial on Instagram for weeks 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:02.960 and weeks and weeks now. I haven't been able to 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.360 find it in this story yet, but a lot of 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.240 our listeners like, hey found this, going to send it 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:10.240 to you. And the listener that won the race is 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.560 Caarra and Anthony from upstate New York, Okay received this 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.959 package yesterday. I'm very excited for it. I think it's 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.560 new from Kellogg's. It's a very interesting. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.919 Excuse me, your phone makes noises. 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.600 No, that's ways telling me I have to go home. Oh, 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:25.880 but I'm gonna stay for you. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.519 Well, thank you so much. Oh you didn't change. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:29.960 No, I did. This is a different shirt. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.040 Oh, because we're not recording three episodes in a row 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:33.400 today in this episode two of three? 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:35.519 Why do you like to do that? Why can't you 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.440 just let people imagine that we're doing it on this day? 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.080 I love catching you off guard because you really really 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:44.000 try and sell it. It's like the fourth wall has 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.240 been broken several times and you are still the person 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.440 who's like, for continuity purposes, I must stick with the 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:53.200 belief that these people think that we're doing it live. 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:55.840 But why not? It's just you know, people listen, it's 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:57.320 a brand new show on a brand new day. Why 0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:00.040 can't it be that day? Just shut up? Andrew, go 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.200 down to the cereal Sacket's brand new cereal. Thank you, 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.560 Cara and Anthony, not my neighbors. By the way, I 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.919 have neighbors named Karen Anthony and it's not them nice. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:09.600 I wish it was, but it's not. Sorry, And this 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:14.000 is a new cereal from Kellogg's partnership with Crayola. Okay, 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.160 have you heard about this one? I have not because 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:20.040 I don't know anything about here yet. Going down to check. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:24.680 It out, Craola, that's it. Oh, jazzberry. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:30.000 Yeah, it's Jazzberry cereal. Now that sounds a little interesting. Jazzberry. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.120 If you think like I do, then you'll be like, huh. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:37.080 They look like little tricks when they were circle balls, 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.960 but they have sprinkly things on them. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.000 Oh, that means they're probably gonna taste like fun fetti. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:42.720 I'm not sure what this is going to taste like, 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.560 but these guys are super excited. Crayons. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:46.640 Are you saying you don't know what a jazzberry taste? 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.120 No, jazzberry? What's a jazzberry? 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.720 Ellie Snosberry Snosberry. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.680 Oh, these crayons have names. Ellie is the green one, 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.440 Mac is the orange one, Rod is the yellow one, 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.040 and Jazzy is the magenta. You know, seriously, so rude? 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:06.520 It really is so rude. Hello, Hello, we're recording serial killers. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:12.800 Can I help you? What's your favorite cereal? There? Kid? Oh, Ashley, Okay, 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:16.320 I'm gonna have to call you back. All right, kisses, 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.000 call you back. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.080 I love how you hang up by your children. 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:22.760 I don't know what requestions. Wait a minute, you're not 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.440 I don't see you anymore. You're not recording. I'm here 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:26.680 not recording. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:28.279 Oh you have to click zoom. 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:29.160 We're talking about it. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.040 I can see you on mine So it's fine. 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:31.760 But why do you go away? 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.000 I'm in the corner there you go? 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:35.279 Oh? Was it still recording? Though? 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:35.679 Yes? 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:37.600 I wasn't being rude to my child. It's just that 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:39.760 she might ask me something personal and I don't need 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.640 that on here because you can't edit the video. Okay, 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:46.440 So anyway, Jasberry picking here. So I guess you're supposed 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.760 to color the box. The smart thing would be and 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:52.000 I know the crayons, yes, yeah, because when I was 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.400 a child, there were prizes in the box. Yes, and 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:56.360 crayons were often pribbed. They would give you a little 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.560 four pack, but still you'd get crayons out. 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:00.640 Of the four hundred plus cereals. We've done on this 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.360 podcast too, have come with things in the box? 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:04.560 What two were they? 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.240 They were the one that had the little sculpture of 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.120 the the chip. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.560 Oh pause, right there, Andrew while I step over here 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:17.840 from Karen and oh, well we got another one. They 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:18.480 got you Lucky. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.239 Yay, I wanted Lucky. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.320 Now I have to ask Karen Anthony a question. Maybe 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.120 they can clarify this. Inside the box and stuck to 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:28.840 that tape, there are sunflower seed shells. So did you 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:30.960 eat them and spit them in there? Or were they 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.240 just in that box that you used to ship the cereal. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.440 I'm very confused and concerned, you know what. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.479 So I got Lucky so all as well. Oh and 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.120 the other one was the Lion King. We got a patch. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:42.200 What cereal was that? 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:42.680 Uh? 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.640 Lion King cereal? 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.040 Yeah? No, it was honey nut. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:50.039 Cheerios that one. Yeah. Those are the only two prizes 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:54.240 we've ever got. It's so sad because they really I 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.640 feel like, growing up, you used to get all these 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.440 things in the boxes and then they just cheaped out. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.920 Yeah. Now it's like here, get a free exclusive pet 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:02.679 in the app. That's nothing. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:03.720 It's so stupid. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.039 Rudy Pebbles gives you a song. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:06.160 In the app. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.040 You gotta go to apps and online to get stuff. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.119 Now it's lame on flame, all right, Now there really 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:15.719 are Oh look there's some more sunflower seed shell disgusting. Sorry, 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.000 there really are. No Well, you got a chunk. There's 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.479 no sparkly sprinkly type things on there. I disappeared again, 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.640 by the way, and I didn't do anything. Why why 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.400 do I keep disappearing from the screen. What do you mean? 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.800 Come on, millennial? I'm I'm Oh it wasn't there. It 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.719 went away. Now it's back, okay, all right. Look on 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:35.160 the box you could see like clearly sprinkly balls. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.920 On the balls, you can see sprinkly balls. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.360 Yeah, not on these there. These are a little bit dull. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.000 Where's my cereal? 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.920 Oh it's behind your computer. I didn't pour the milk yet. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.200 Oh okay, cool, Thank you for the jazzberries. 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.400 Don't touch my hand. You didn't wash your hands before 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:50.920 you came in here? 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:51.520 Yes I did? 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.320 Because Oh even better? 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.000 All right, Oh my god, I got a clut. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.440 I told her you got a chunk. Let's see what 0:06:58.560 --> 0:06:59.640 jazsberry tastes like. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.159 It smells like fruit loops. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.039 It's a lesser fruit loop. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.320 More of a crunchberry meats. Yeah, there's a crunchberry. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.839 It can't be a crunchberry. This is Kelloggs. I don't garrel. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.640 You have to think Kelloggs when you're eating Kelloggs, like 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.360 because they make fruit loops. These are balls. These are 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.200 probably the middle of the fruit loop. See they punch 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:18.720 the ball out and you got this. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.080 If you're looking for what it actually tastes like, it 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.480 tastes like a crunchberry, a lesser crunchberry. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.840 I'm gonna disagree. This does not have much flavor at all. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.480 That's why I'm saying a lesser version. It still gives 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:31.440 you that chalky taste in your mouth that a crunchberry does. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.840 I don't know what you're referring to, but it's just 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:34.280 not worse. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:35.440 Have you ever had a crunchberry? 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:36.840 Of course we've had crunchberries. 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.000 Go back there and put a crunchberry in your mouth 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.000 and it tastes like chalk in your mouth after you 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:41.440 eat one. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.960 This is just not worth the sugar, no, because it 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.120 really doesn't have much taste. I get what they're trying 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.480 to do, but they're not doing it well. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:51.000 Two bowls. It's a boring cereal it doesn't do anything. 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.400 Well, the kids will like it because they'll color on it, 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:57.400 or they won't because they have an iPad. Exactly, I'll 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.000 go two balls and a spoon. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.760 Yeah, it's basic, bland, cereal and very disappointing. 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:06.400 Yeah, come on, Kelloggs, Yeah, come on. However, Okay, it's 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:09.320 Kelloggs and it's not loops. So that's why they got 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.360 the spoon, because every freakin' thing that Kelloggs puts out 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:16.080 is a loop. This is nice because if it was 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:17.160 a loop, it'd be for loops. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.600 If they included crayons in the box, I would have 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:21.120 bumped it up by a spoon. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.440 Seriously, I have seven thousand crowns in my house. I 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:24.320 don't need four more. 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.600 I have no crayons in my house, mostly because I 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.120 look by myself. Also, I don't color. I have markers, though. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.480 That doesn't make any sense. What what are you tagging 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:34.120 up the neighborhood? 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:37.080 What do you have markers for tagging up the neighborhood? 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.400 Yeah? Are you like going to the corner grocery store 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.600 and riding c K on the wall and running away? 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:46.240 Okay? No, Sometimes I like to draw in my I 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.560 have like a book and I draw in it sometimes 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:49.400 it passes time. 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.559 I would like to see those drawings. 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:51.760 Please bring I could show them to you. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.600 No, I don't want to. Ok Right, so let's move 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.520 on to serial number two. Ready, let me see where 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.079 this one came from. Oh, I bought this one in 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.800 the supermarket. This one's a couple of years old. We 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.080 could call it new, but I won't because we don't 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:04.040 like this lady usually. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:05.520 Oh is it Barbara? 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:06.280 It is Barbara? 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:06.920 Hate her? 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.200 She's all right, she never did anything to you. Just 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.720 her cereal sucks for the most. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.520 Salted me with her food multiple times. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.760 Yeah, it's a puffins variety. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.280 Oh god, this one could. 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:22.120 Be good berry burst or protein berry burst. It's called 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.240 actually okay, munching with puffins. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:27.840 Okay, say that. I'm not super excited for this one, 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:29.080 but bring it on. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.359 I am going to go in optimistically. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.920 Yeah, I mean I am too. It's a new year, 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.280 new US. Let's be optimistic about these year. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.960 We're a month end of the year. Ready, it's not new. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.880 So if I said Happy New Year to you, would 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:41.440 you be pissed up? 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:45.400 I would punch you. Bursting with fun, says the box top. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:51.800 I would like to see this fun burst. Oh god, 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:56.400 it's so pale and dull. There's no color. It's obviously 0:09:56.559 --> 0:10:01.840 colored with natural colorings because it's very dull. Nothing, No thanks, 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.079 but could What was the one that we were pleasantly 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.880 surprised by the last box of uffins? I think it 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.400 was and they were pretty okay? 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.880 How do you remember what the episode was? Well, Scott, 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.600 I remember if I liked the cereal or not. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.000 I'm just half agreeing with you because I don't think 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:16.600 that's what it was. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:17.720 I think it was okay. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.960 Oh, have you been watching Cobra Kai? I know no, because 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.000 they had a scene in the in the little grocery 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.040 store there in the cereal aisle. I was very excited. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.719 I'm sure you were. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.000 Cinnamon Toa's crunch was prominently displayed. 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.720 Oh okay. That means they probably got really good advertising 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:31.920 dollars from them. I don't know. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.000 All right, here we go. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:37.719 Oh, look like disease puffins, right like we gotta send. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:38.600 They need help. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:39.320 I don't know. 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:43.199 Sarah McLaughlin needs to work on that, all right, Here 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:49.400 we go one, two, three. Now the berry flavoring almost 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.560 tastes Oh, it tastes like coffee. Grinds in the middle. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:11:01.760 That is disgusting. Oh dude, what the hell. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:06.679 Is that? Oh god, that is so awful. 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.000 That's coffee grinds, right, that's used coffee grinds. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:14.760 Oh my god, that is so horrendous. That is an AsSalt, 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:18.280 holy hell in a ham basket. I'm suing Barbara. Three 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.720 Sisters Cereal. Wait a second, I think Three Sisters is 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:25.120 made by Post. This could be a Post Cereal. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:32.160 New from Posts coffee grind puffins disgusting, desgusting. 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.960 Go ahead and talk about it while I look this up, 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.000 because I'm pretty sure. Eh. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.000 So, at first, when you eat the cereal, you're thinking, oh, 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.160 it has like a pale berry taste, not much to 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.560 it exactly. Then all of a sudden, as you're crunching it, 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:46.880 you're like, why is this getting like coarse? And that's 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:50.520 when the puffin I guess, punches you and it just 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.600 tastes like coffee grinds, Like legit coffee grinds. I'm not 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.920 talking like, this is not us exaggerating. This tastes like 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:58.800 coffee grinds. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.720 Yeah, like you open up the thing at work and 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.280 you scooped it out and you hate it. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:03.880 Yes, exactly that. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:08.239 It is Post. Wow. They are the parent company of Barbara's. 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.319 So they put this assault on us. 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:12.240 They did. They must see, they must have bought all 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.559 these companies, Barbara's, Mom's Best. They own all this Uncle Sam, Weeda, 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.320 bis Alpin, all of it. Wow, that was all made 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:22.520 by three sisters. Cereal that is now owned by Post apparently. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.079 Wow. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:24.960 Huh that's upsetting. 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.800 It's not good at all. I give this a spoon. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.800 Well, that's because it's made in Canada. There you go. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.480 Because it's made in Canada. That's why it's gross. Then again, 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:37.880 the tim bits were pretty damn good. I love those timbits. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.360 Oh okay, let me get some. 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.960 Don't make me eat old cereal. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:49.040 Your favorite flavor birthdays, have some birthday cake timbits. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.319 I really don't want to know. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:50.880 You have to. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:51.960 I don't want to. 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:52.760 It's been a minute. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.120 Here you go, I want to. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.360 They still felt really good. 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.320 Eat birthday cake flavor. It's not a real flavor. I 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:00.000 don't have a spoon. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:01.200 Then just chug it. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.000 No, oh god. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.920 What do you mean here? It's fresh? 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.400 It's not fresh nice and fresh. It's a fresh box 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.240 that's been on the shelf since twenty nineteen. 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.080 No one has we haven't been doing this that long. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:16.560 Go ahead, it's so good everything. What happened? 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:17.120 No? 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.520 What do you It smells delicious? 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:20.240 No? What? 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:20.560 No? 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.679 Like most of your cereals up there. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.439 Yeah, they're moist Okay, that just means that they've sucked 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:27.600 in some of the moisture from the room. 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:28.880 Great, so I'm eating mold. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.440 No, it's not mold cereal doesn't really, I've never seen 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:32.480 mold on cereal ever. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.080 Well, I guess maybe this is the first, because your 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.080 cereal shelf is full of probably moldy cereal. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.440 No, I have to disagree. That's it's just a showcase 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:40.720 up there. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.160 Why don't you just get rid of the bags of 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.520 cereal on the inside and keep the boxes to. 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.400 Be Look, it's not even expired yet. 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:47.040 It's gross. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.440 January eleventh. Oh well yeah, it expired two weeks ago. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:51.040 Thanks so much, Scott. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:52.920 Hope you enjoyed that. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:54.360 I didn't at all. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:56.320 I don't think I rated this. I'm going to give 0:13:56.360 --> 0:14:00.559 it zero, no bowls, no spoons, because that's jen my rule. 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.520 If I spit it out, it gets nothing. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.800 Do you have like a shattering sound like if like 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.280 like a glass breaking sound. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.840 Somewhere dude, it takes too long. We have look somewhere. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.160 He used to look up, because then that could be 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:14.720 like your what are you for it? 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.720 What are you David Letterman? Yeah? Who's David Letterman? 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.720 Yeah, you're right. I didn't grow up knowing who Dave 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.120 Letterman was. He wasn't like the Tonight Show host. For 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:24.520 the longest period of time. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:25.600 He was never the Tonight Show host. 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.920 Okay, well, the Late Show with David Letterman, and it 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.440 was on CBS because on Survivor when it would air, 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.120 they would always tease David Letterman. 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:36.640 Even the show that you never got on and never will. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:39.440 I am this is my year Scott twenty twenty one. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.200 If anything, they're gonna watch this and they're gonna be like, wow, 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:43.720 he's so entertaining and cute. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.200 I now have a surprise listener supplied cereal for you. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:51.000 You're ready, well, serial Killers in turn National. 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:54.280 Fine, we haven't gone international in a long time. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.520 We haven't. We've been locked out because our passports won't 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:57.160 let us travel. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.360 That's right. But a listener of ours snuck across the border, oh, 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.320 into Korea. Oh and that's not close at all and 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.160 got us this cereal Okay, I'm very excited. It is 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.440 a limited edition. Great, all right. I believe the listener's 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.560 name is Caroline. Okay, I thought it was a guy, 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.240 but I kind of remember talking to a dude. But 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.360 the receipt that came with it says Caroline, So I 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:19.600 think Caroline sent it. 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:21.480 Dude looks like a lady. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.400 Yeah. I don't think we can say that stuff anymore. Right, 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.880 I don't think they could play Aerosmith anymore because. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.480 I feel like, well, what is the premise of that song. 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:31.720 He's like talking to a girl, flirting with her, and 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.240 then he finds out that that the dude is a lady? 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.280 I guess, but you know what, We're living in different 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.000 times now, and I think it's not okay to even 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:39.040 play that song anymore. 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.440 I think Aerosmith probably plays that at his concerts. Aerosmith 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:46.560 is a he yeah, oh he is, yes, Stephen Tyler, Yeah, 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.240 well you said Aerosmith plays that at his concerts. Well, 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.920 okay the band, Oh my god, you get so specific 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.160 and it makes me want to punch you. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:59.840 We can't play anymore because then Steven Tyler will sue us. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.920 Oh yeah, true. All right, So I'm gonna go down 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:02.880 and grab it from the sack. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.760 Instead, I could sing his other song, the best one, 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:11.080 the Aerosmith song Good Stay Wake, just to hear you breathing. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:12.400 What movie was that from? 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.360 Uh, the one with the asteroid arm againon very Good. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:17.960 That was number one for like. 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:20.600 Ever and the Deep Impact came out at the same time, 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:21.880 but not many people saw Deep Impact. 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.720 Yes, yes, yeah, So Kellogg's in Korea. Apparently the green 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:28.120 tea makes checks because I'm pretty sure this is Check's 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.160 cereal and it's got the Kellogg's logo on it. It 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.240 is green apple. It's green apple. 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:38.200 No what I hate the green apples? Why because it 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.520 doesn't taste like a green apple? 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.360 Sure it does. I love that it's in the foil bag, 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:46.160 so you know it's fresh from Korea fresh. Yeah. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.960