Speaker 1: And record. Please tell me when Andrew we are on.
Speaker 2: It's do guys with us bone just a ball that
Speaker 2: has boomed.
Speaker 1: The riview is the wheels for you, like we have
Speaker 1: to dance?
Speaker 2: What is gonna say? Well, there's sis just okay, that's you.
Speaker 2: It's guys with us bone just a ball at his boom.
Speaker 2: Still be arguing about breakfast boy.
Speaker 1: Know there it is ready with all that post and
Speaker 1: you get to hear them slop bet you. You know
Speaker 1: that's the awkward part doing while the song is playing.
Speaker 1: That's just it's awkward. Yeah, there's nothing to do because
Speaker 1: we just stand here like idiots.
Speaker 2: Why I've decided to make it montage nineties television sitcom.
Speaker 1: Well, of course, yeah that's just for the YouTube portion.
Speaker 1: You listening on the podcast, you are our bread and butter,
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for listening. However, you listen
Speaker 1: very much appreciated. Welcome to Serial Killers, episode one sixty three.
Speaker 2: Put the phone down, Andrew, Well, I need to just
Speaker 2: send this one text.
Speaker 1: Okay, today is Monday, January twenty fifth. Can you believe
Speaker 1: we're almost all the way through January? Andrew? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not paying attention. I'm on my phone.
Speaker 2: I can hear everything that you're saying. It's January twenty fifth, right,
Speaker 2: uh huh, And it's episode one hundred and sixty three,
Speaker 2: one sixty three, one hundred and sixty three. Sink just
Speaker 2: one sixty three, one hundred and sixty three or one
Speaker 2: sixty three if you like. And yeah, it's a new
Speaker 2: episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: There are so many new serials out there. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited because for the next like three months, we're good
Speaker 1: to go. That's how much new stuff there is. And
Speaker 1: I have to thank our listeners because they have been
Speaker 1: If people are watching this, Andrew, that's so rude.
Speaker 2: Well you can keep talking because they can look at
Speaker 2: you talking instead of me. I'm hearing everything that you're saying.
Speaker 1: But it's like you're sitting at the dinner table at
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and you're just texting. You're not paying attention to
Speaker 1: the family.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing everything that you're saying. You're so happy people
Speaker 2: have been sending a serials continue.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I've seen this ceial on Instagram for weeks
Speaker 1: and weeks and weeks now. I haven't been able to
Speaker 1: find it in this story yet, but a lot of
Speaker 1: our listeners like, hey found this, going to send it
Speaker 1: to you. And the listener that won the race is
Speaker 1: Caarra and Anthony from upstate New York, Okay received this
Speaker 1: package yesterday. I'm very excited for it. I think it's
Speaker 1: new from Kellogg's. It's a very interesting.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, your phone makes noises.
Speaker 1: No, that's ways telling me I have to go home. Oh,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna stay for you.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you so much. Oh you didn't change.
Speaker 1: No, I did. This is a different shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh, because we're not recording three episodes in a row
Speaker 2: today in this episode two of three?
Speaker 1: Why do you like to do that? Why can't you
Speaker 1: just let people imagine that we're doing it on this day?
Speaker 2: I love catching you off guard because you really really
Speaker 2: try and sell it. It's like the fourth wall has
Speaker 2: been broken several times and you are still the person
Speaker 2: who's like, for continuity purposes, I must stick with the
Speaker 2: belief that these people think that we're doing it live.
Speaker 1: But why not? It's just you know, people listen, it's
Speaker 1: a brand new show on a brand new day. Why
Speaker 1: can't it be that day? Just shut up? Andrew, go
Speaker 1: down to the cereal Sacket's brand new cereal. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Cara and Anthony, not my neighbors. By the way, I
Speaker 1: have neighbors named Karen Anthony and it's not them nice.
Speaker 1: I wish it was, but it's not. Sorry, And this
Speaker 1: is a new cereal from Kellogg's partnership with Crayola. Okay,
Speaker 1: have you heard about this one? I have not because
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about here yet. Going down to check.
Speaker 2: It out, Craola, that's it. Oh, jazzberry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Jazzberry cereal. Now that sounds a little interesting. Jazzberry.
Speaker 1: If you think like I do, then you'll be like, huh.
Speaker 1: They look like little tricks when they were circle balls,
Speaker 1: but they have sprinkly things on them.
Speaker 2: Oh, that means they're probably gonna taste like fun fetti.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what this is going to taste like,
Speaker 1: but these guys are super excited. Crayons.
Speaker 2: Are you saying you don't know what a jazzberry taste?
Speaker 1: No, jazzberry? What's a jazzberry?
Speaker 2: Ellie Snosberry Snosberry.
Speaker 1: Oh, these crayons have names. Ellie is the green one,
Speaker 1: Mac is the orange one, Rod is the yellow one,
Speaker 1: and Jazzy is the magenta. You know, seriously, so rude?
Speaker 1: It really is so rude. Hello, Hello, we're recording serial killers.
Speaker 1: Can I help you? What's your favorite cereal? There? Kid? Oh, Ashley, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call you back. All right, kisses,
Speaker 1: call you back.
Speaker 2: I love how you hang up by your children.
Speaker 1: I don't know what requestions. Wait a minute, you're not
Speaker 1: I don't see you anymore. You're not recording. I'm here
Speaker 1: not recording.
Speaker 2: Oh you have to click zoom.
Speaker 1: We're talking about it.
Speaker 2: I can see you on mine So it's fine.
Speaker 1: But why do you go away?
Speaker 2: I'm in the corner there you go?
Speaker 1: Oh? Was it still recording? Though?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I wasn't being rude to my child. It's just that
Speaker 1: she might ask me something personal and I don't need
Speaker 1: that on here because you can't edit the video. Okay,
Speaker 1: So anyway, Jasberry picking here. So I guess you're supposed
Speaker 1: to color the box. The smart thing would be and
Speaker 1: I know the crayons, yes, yeah, because when I was
Speaker 1: a child, there were prizes in the box. Yes, and
Speaker 1: crayons were often pribbed. They would give you a little
Speaker 1: four pack, but still you'd get crayons out.
Speaker 2: Of the four hundred plus cereals. We've done on this
Speaker 2: podcast too, have come with things in the box?
Speaker 1: What two were they?
Speaker 2: They were the one that had the little sculpture of
Speaker 2: the the chip.
Speaker 1: Oh pause, right there, Andrew while I step over here
Speaker 1: from Karen and oh, well we got another one. They
Speaker 1: got you Lucky.
Speaker 2: Yay, I wanted Lucky.
Speaker 1: Now I have to ask Karen Anthony a question. Maybe
Speaker 1: they can clarify this. Inside the box and stuck to
Speaker 1: that tape, there are sunflower seed shells. So did you
Speaker 1: eat them and spit them in there? Or were they
Speaker 1: just in that box that you used to ship the cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm very confused and concerned, you know what.
Speaker 2: So I got Lucky so all as well. Oh and
Speaker 2: the other one was the Lion King. We got a patch.
Speaker 1: What cereal was that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Lion King cereal?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, it was honey nut.
Speaker 2: Cheerios that one. Yeah. Those are the only two prizes
Speaker 2: we've ever got. It's so sad because they really I
Speaker 2: feel like, growing up, you used to get all these
Speaker 2: things in the boxes and then they just cheaped out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now it's like here, get a free exclusive pet
Speaker 1: in the app. That's nothing.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Rudy Pebbles gives you a song.
Speaker 2: In the app.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to apps and online to get stuff.
Speaker 1: Now it's lame on flame, all right, Now there really
Speaker 1: are Oh look there's some more sunflower seed shell disgusting. Sorry,
Speaker 1: there really are. No Well, you got a chunk. There's
Speaker 1: no sparkly sprinkly type things on there. I disappeared again,
Speaker 1: by the way, and I didn't do anything. Why why
Speaker 1: do I keep disappearing from the screen. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Come on, millennial? I'm I'm Oh it wasn't there. It
Speaker 1: went away. Now it's back, okay, all right. Look on
Speaker 1: the box you could see like clearly sprinkly balls.
Speaker 2: On the balls, you can see sprinkly balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not on these there. These are a little bit dull.
Speaker 2: Where's my cereal?
Speaker 1: Oh it's behind your computer. I didn't pour the milk yet.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool, Thank you for the jazzberries.
Speaker 1: Don't touch my hand. You didn't wash your hands before
Speaker 1: you came in here?
Speaker 2: Yes I did?
Speaker 1: Because Oh even better?
Speaker 2: All right, Oh my god, I got a clut.
Speaker 1: I told her you got a chunk. Let's see what
Speaker 1: jazsberry tastes like.
Speaker 2: It smells like fruit loops.
Speaker 1: It's a lesser fruit loop.
Speaker 2: More of a crunchberry meats. Yeah, there's a crunchberry.
Speaker 1: It can't be a crunchberry. This is Kelloggs. I don't garrel.
Speaker 1: You have to think Kelloggs when you're eating Kelloggs, like
Speaker 1: because they make fruit loops. These are balls. These are
Speaker 1: probably the middle of the fruit loop. See they punch
Speaker 1: the ball out and you got this.
Speaker 2: If you're looking for what it actually tastes like, it
Speaker 2: tastes like a crunchberry, a lesser crunchberry.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna disagree. This does not have much flavor at all.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying a lesser version. It still gives
Speaker 2: you that chalky taste in your mouth that a crunchberry does.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're referring to, but it's just
Speaker 1: not worse.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a crunchberry?
Speaker 1: Of course we've had crunchberries.
Speaker 2: Go back there and put a crunchberry in your mouth
Speaker 2: and it tastes like chalk in your mouth after you
Speaker 2: eat one.
Speaker 1: This is just not worth the sugar, no, because it
Speaker 1: really doesn't have much taste. I get what they're trying
Speaker 1: to do, but they're not doing it well.
Speaker 2: Two bowls. It's a boring cereal it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Well, the kids will like it because they'll color on it,
Speaker 1: or they won't because they have an iPad. Exactly, I'll
Speaker 1: go two balls and a spoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's basic, bland, cereal and very disappointing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, Kelloggs, Yeah, come on. However, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: Kelloggs and it's not loops. So that's why they got
Speaker 1: the spoon, because every freakin' thing that Kelloggs puts out
Speaker 1: is a loop. This is nice because if it was
Speaker 1: a loop, it'd be for loops.
Speaker 2: If they included crayons in the box, I would have
Speaker 2: bumped it up by a spoon.
Speaker 1: Seriously, I have seven thousand crowns in my house. I
Speaker 1: don't need four more.
Speaker 2: I have no crayons in my house, mostly because I
Speaker 2: look by myself. Also, I don't color. I have markers, though.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense. What what are you tagging
Speaker 1: up the neighborhood?
Speaker 2: What do you have markers for tagging up the neighborhood?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Are you like going to the corner grocery store
Speaker 1: and riding c K on the wall and running away?
Speaker 2: Okay? No, Sometimes I like to draw in my I
Speaker 2: have like a book and I draw in it sometimes
Speaker 2: it passes time.
Speaker 1: I would like to see those drawings.
Speaker 2: Please bring I could show them to you.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to. Ok Right, so let's move
Speaker 1: on to serial number two. Ready, let me see where
Speaker 1: this one came from. Oh, I bought this one in
Speaker 1: the supermarket. This one's a couple of years old. We
Speaker 1: could call it new, but I won't because we don't
Speaker 1: like this lady usually.
Speaker 2: Oh is it Barbara?
Speaker 1: It is Barbara?
Speaker 2: Hate her?
Speaker 1: She's all right, she never did anything to you. Just
Speaker 1: her cereal sucks for the most.
Speaker 2: Salted me with her food multiple times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a puffins variety.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this one could.
Speaker 1: Be good berry burst or protein berry burst. It's called
Speaker 1: actually okay, munching with puffins.
Speaker 2: Okay, say that. I'm not super excited for this one,
Speaker 2: but bring it on.
Speaker 1: I am going to go in optimistically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I am too. It's a new year,
Speaker 2: new US. Let's be optimistic about these year.
Speaker 1: We're a month end of the year. Ready, it's not new.
Speaker 2: So if I said Happy New Year to you, would
Speaker 2: you be pissed up?
Speaker 1: I would punch you. Bursting with fun, says the box top.
Speaker 1: I would like to see this fun burst. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's so pale and dull. There's no color. It's obviously
Speaker 1: colored with natural colorings because it's very dull. Nothing, No thanks,
Speaker 1: but could What was the one that we were pleasantly
Speaker 1: surprised by the last box of uffins? I think it
Speaker 1: was and they were pretty okay?
Speaker 2: How do you remember what the episode was? Well, Scott,
Speaker 2: I remember if I liked the cereal or not.
Speaker 1: I'm just half agreeing with you because I don't think
Speaker 1: that's what it was.
Speaker 2: I think it was okay.
Speaker 1: Oh, have you been watching Cobra Kai? I know no, because
Speaker 1: they had a scene in the in the little grocery
Speaker 1: store there in the cereal aisle. I was very excited.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you were.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon Toa's crunch was prominently displayed.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. That means they probably got really good advertising
Speaker 2: dollars from them. I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh, look like disease puffins, right like we gotta send.
Speaker 1: They need help.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sarah McLaughlin needs to work on that, all right, Here
Speaker 1: we go one, two, three. Now the berry flavoring almost
Speaker 1: tastes Oh, it tastes like coffee. Grinds in the middle.
Speaker 1: That is disgusting. Oh dude, what the hell.
Speaker 2: Is that? Oh god, that is so awful.
Speaker 1: That's coffee grinds, right, that's used coffee grinds.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is so horrendous. That is an AsSalt,
Speaker 3: holy hell in a ham basket. I'm suing Barbara. Three
Speaker 3: Sisters Cereal. Wait a second, I think Three Sisters is
Speaker 3: made by Post. This could be a Post Cereal.
Speaker 2: New from Posts coffee grind puffins disgusting, desgusting.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and talk about it while I look this up,
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure. Eh.
Speaker 2: So, at first, when you eat the cereal, you're thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: it has like a pale berry taste, not much to
Speaker 2: it exactly. Then all of a sudden, as you're crunching it,
Speaker 2: you're like, why is this getting like coarse? And that's
Speaker 2: when the puffin I guess, punches you and it just
Speaker 2: tastes like coffee grinds, Like legit coffee grinds. I'm not
Speaker 2: talking like, this is not us exaggerating. This tastes like
Speaker 2: coffee grinds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you open up the thing at work and
Speaker 1: you scooped it out and you hate it.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly that.
Speaker 1: It is Post. Wow. They are the parent company of Barbara's.
Speaker 2: So they put this assault on us.
Speaker 1: They did. They must see, they must have bought all
Speaker 1: these companies, Barbara's, Mom's Best. They own all this Uncle Sam, Weeda,
Speaker 1: bis Alpin, all of it. Wow, that was all made
Speaker 1: by three sisters. Cereal that is now owned by Post apparently.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Huh that's upsetting.
Speaker 2: It's not good at all. I give this a spoon.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because it's made in Canada. There you go.
Speaker 2: Because it's made in Canada. That's why it's gross. Then again,
Speaker 2: the tim bits were pretty damn good. I love those timbits.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me get some.
Speaker 2: Don't make me eat old cereal.
Speaker 1: Your favorite flavor birthdays, have some birthday cake timbits.
Speaker 2: I really don't want to know.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's been a minute.
Speaker 2: Here you go, I want to.
Speaker 1: They still felt really good.
Speaker 2: Eat birthday cake flavor. It's not a real flavor. I
Speaker 2: don't have a spoon.
Speaker 1: Then just chug it.
Speaker 2: No, oh god.
Speaker 1: What do you mean here? It's fresh?
Speaker 2: It's not fresh nice and fresh. It's a fresh box
Speaker 2: that's been on the shelf since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: No one has we haven't been doing this that long.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, it's so good everything. What happened?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What do you It smells delicious?
Speaker 2: No? What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Like most of your cereals up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're moist Okay, that just means that they've sucked
Speaker 1: in some of the moisture from the room.
Speaker 2: Great, so I'm eating mold.
Speaker 1: No, it's not mold cereal doesn't really, I've never seen
Speaker 1: mold on cereal ever.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess maybe this is the first, because your
Speaker 2: cereal shelf is full of probably moldy cereal.
Speaker 1: No, I have to disagree. That's it's just a showcase
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just get rid of the bags of
Speaker 2: cereal on the inside and keep the boxes to.
Speaker 1: Be Look, it's not even expired yet.
Speaker 2: It's gross.
Speaker 1: January eleventh. Oh well yeah, it expired two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Scott.
Speaker 1: Hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 2: I didn't at all.
Speaker 1: I don't think I rated this. I'm going to give
Speaker 1: it zero, no bowls, no spoons, because that's jen my rule.
Speaker 1: If I spit it out, it gets nothing.
Speaker 2: Do you have like a shattering sound like if like
Speaker 2: like a glass breaking sound.
Speaker 1: Somewhere dude, it takes too long. We have look somewhere.
Speaker 2: He used to look up, because then that could be
Speaker 2: like your what are you for it?
Speaker 1: What are you David Letterman? Yeah? Who's David Letterman?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I didn't grow up knowing who Dave
Speaker 2: Letterman was. He wasn't like the Tonight Show host. For
Speaker 2: the longest period of time.
Speaker 1: He was never the Tonight Show host.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, the Late Show with David Letterman, and it
Speaker 2: was on CBS because on Survivor when it would air,
Speaker 2: they would always tease David Letterman.
Speaker 1: Even the show that you never got on and never will.
Speaker 2: I am this is my year Scott twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: If anything, they're gonna watch this and they're gonna be like, wow,
Speaker 2: he's so entertaining and cute.
Speaker 1: I now have a surprise listener supplied cereal for you.
Speaker 2: You're ready, well, serial Killers in turn National.
Speaker 1: Fine, we haven't gone international in a long time.
Speaker 2: We haven't. We've been locked out because our passports won't
Speaker 2: let us travel.
Speaker 1: That's right. But a listener of ours snuck across the border, oh,
Speaker 1: into Korea. Oh and that's not close at all and
Speaker 1: got us this cereal Okay, I'm very excited. It is
Speaker 1: a limited edition. Great, all right. I believe the listener's
Speaker 1: name is Caroline. Okay, I thought it was a guy,
Speaker 1: but I kind of remember talking to a dude. But
Speaker 1: the receipt that came with it says Caroline, So I
Speaker 1: think Caroline sent it.
Speaker 2: Dude looks like a lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think we can say that stuff anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: I don't think they could play Aerosmith anymore because.
Speaker 2: I feel like, well, what is the premise of that song.
Speaker 2: He's like talking to a girl, flirting with her, and
Speaker 2: then he finds out that that the dude is a lady?
Speaker 1: I guess, but you know what, We're living in different
Speaker 1: times now, and I think it's not okay to even
Speaker 1: play that song anymore.
Speaker 2: I think Aerosmith probably plays that at his concerts. Aerosmith
Speaker 2: is a he yeah, oh he is, yes, Stephen Tyler, Yeah,
Speaker 2: well you said Aerosmith plays that at his concerts. Well,
Speaker 2: okay the band, Oh my god, you get so specific
Speaker 2: and it makes me want to punch you.
Speaker 1: We can't play anymore because then Steven Tyler will sue us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true. All right, So I'm gonna go down
Speaker 1: and grab it from the sack.
Speaker 2: Instead, I could sing his other song, the best one,
Speaker 2: the Aerosmith song Good Stay Wake, just to hear you breathing.
Speaker 1: What movie was that from?
Speaker 2: Uh, the one with the asteroid arm againon very Good.
Speaker 1: That was number one for like.
Speaker 2: Ever and the Deep Impact came out at the same time,
Speaker 2: but not many people saw Deep Impact.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, So Kellogg's in Korea. Apparently the green
Speaker 1: tea makes checks because I'm pretty sure this is Check's
Speaker 1: cereal and it's got the Kellogg's logo on it. It
Speaker 1: is green apple. It's green apple.
Speaker 2: No what I hate the green apples? Why because it
Speaker 2: doesn't taste like a green apple?
Speaker 1: Sure it does. I love that it's in the foil bag,
Speaker 1: so you know it's fresh from Korea fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually should go to the local market that's by
Speaker 2: my parents' house. Yes, they have so many cereals.
Speaker 1: It's glossy and shiny. Look at that. It's very delicious looking.
Speaker 2: Oh. I wish I could go back to Japan.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go back to Japan so we
Speaker 1: can play your jingle? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you got cereal from Japan?
Speaker 1: Remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was fine.
Speaker 1: I want to play it because just you mentioned Japan
Speaker 1: and I miss it, so I'm going to play it.
Speaker 2: I miss Japan.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not here anymore.
Speaker 2: Cool cool, cool, cool cool again. Maybe you should really
Speaker 2: organize that for twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: It's so hard for me to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and Japan.
Speaker 1: And look on top of this box. They have those
Speaker 1: instructions for that crazy rigami folding the box thing, because
Speaker 1: that's how they want you to do. It's even like
Speaker 1: cut out here, But I refuse.
Speaker 2: All right. I don't think it's orgami by the way.
Speaker 1: Sure it is. If you're folding things, it's rogami by definition.
Speaker 2: Okay, so when you fold close you or agami your clothes.
Speaker 1: Yes, just do me one favor. You can't smell it, okay.
Speaker 2: Because it's that much of an assault on my senses.
Speaker 2: I have a spoon here.
Speaker 1: Because a lot of times it doesn't smell like it
Speaker 1: just I just you just have to try it. Ready,
Speaker 1: here we go, one, two, three? Oh did I say
Speaker 1: green apple? I meant green onion. That's green onion. Checks.
Speaker 1: Let me move his chair so you can watch your vomit.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's probably good as a chip in
Speaker 1: some dip. I just got the essence of it on
Speaker 1: my tongue because I did not eat it. I was
Speaker 1: not planning on eating it. What's the matter down there?
Speaker 1: Nobody can see you. He's on the floor wretching. Come
Speaker 1: on back, come back in the frame, Andrew. So that guy,
Speaker 1: that guy's like yeah, and there's a little chocolate friend there.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he's there because there's nothing chocolate.
Speaker 1: He's yelling at him. Give me something sweet.
Speaker 2: I need something.
Speaker 1: That's all we got left. That's it. This episode's over.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, guy, what do you rate it?
Speaker 2: I mean the tim bitch birthday came right now. What
Speaker 2: you've reduced me?
Speaker 1: Is that? How bad this is? That you're eating timbits
Speaker 1: from two.
Speaker 2: Years Wheels in their right mind would eat the cereal?
Speaker 2: Is this a prank cereal?
Speaker 1: No, it's limited edition? I wish I could read it.
Speaker 1: That is what? Like, who's eating that?
Speaker 2: Right in their right mind?
Speaker 1: I didn't try it. Try it. I never ate it.
Speaker 2: You have to eat it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when you get shots when you
Speaker 1: don't want to do the shot and you're kind of like, whoo,
Speaker 1: throw it back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I'm This is like a snack that you eat at
Speaker 1: the super Bowl in a bowl, not in cereal form
Speaker 1: with milk. Right, It's like sour is it like sower
Speaker 1: cream and onion chips? Yeah, and I hate those CHIPS's
Speaker 1: like cower cream onion checks.
Speaker 2: The taste of sour cream.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'll have it, but I'm not having
Speaker 1: it a milk because that's just nauseating. I will try
Speaker 1: it because.
Speaker 2: I have to read it right, my stomach hurts. Imagine
Speaker 2: eating a whole spoonful of that with milk that's not
Speaker 2: even good dry zero no bowls, no spoons.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Same. I don't think it, Lingers, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever had an episode with two
Speaker 1: cereals that got no. Wow, that's bad.
Speaker 2: I told you it, Lingers. I wasn't kidding. The worst
Speaker 2: part was when I was over the garbage camp. What
Speaker 2: wound up happening was like I thought I was over it,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, it's like I let
Speaker 2: myself taste it again, and then I really was, like.
Speaker 1: I tell you what. The first person that tweets us
Speaker 1: below this episode description with hashtag send me that crap
Speaker 1: you'll get the box?
Speaker 2: Yes, I think everybody should try this only well, but.
Speaker 1: Then again, is there any kind of legal ramifications? Can
Speaker 1: we be sending open food to people?
Speaker 2: Listen? If they want it? Why not?
Speaker 1: Well maybe they should just go buy it on Amazon,
Speaker 1: that's where it came from.
Speaker 2: You can go buy this, we'll send it to you.
Speaker 2: What are they gonna do? They're asking for an open
Speaker 2: box of cereal?
Speaker 1: Can we get sued? Is there some kind of legal thing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Also, who sent this?
Speaker 1: Caroline?
Speaker 2: Caroline, I strongly to test you.
Speaker 1: She spent uh, she spent twenty six dollars to get
Speaker 1: that box here.
Speaker 2: I hope me vomiting was worth it for you.
Speaker 1: Did we send you a shirt? I think I did.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. If I didn't, let me know, because
Speaker 1: remember when you send us cereal here at serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I just birthed a daste like onions.
Speaker 1: We'll send you your shirt. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: this delicious episode of one sixty three of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: You're right, buddy, I hate this episode. Let me tell
Speaker 1: if you still have the COVID. It's all over me
Speaker 1: because you've been gagging and coughing and hacking and breathing.
Speaker 2: Don't because remember, I got a negative COVID test yesterday.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that. I'm so sorry. We can't
Speaker 2: say that it was yesterday because we're pretending that this
Speaker 2: is two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh so you might have it again? Now get another one?
Speaker 2: Impossible because I have antibot.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, all right, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to serious science killing that on this podcast. We appreciate you.
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Speaker 1: won't check some of them. Serial Killers PC is the handle,
Speaker 1: and serial killer ispc dot com is the website. Hopefully, yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully by now Andrew has updated that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm this one's definitely going up there because I think
Speaker 2: everyone needs to know that we ate onion Cereal who
Speaker 2: made an onion hoop sack.
Speaker 3: Dogs Biff Biff moved to Korea and created cereals.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I am thinking? Is that good
Speaker 2: cereal Onion?
Speaker 1: I mean, there could be any flavor Sereal, just like
Speaker 1: there's any flavor potato chip, I mean trail you see
Speaker 1: all these random potato chip disgusting flavors.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 1: So pretty soon there's gonna be deal Pickle Cereal. I
Speaker 1: bet it exists somewhere if this one does.
Speaker 2: Does, and if it is somewhere, it's gonna be in
Speaker 2: either Korea or Japan.
Speaker 1: You need some tombs, I think I do. Tom Cereal
Speaker 1: would be great right now.
Speaker 2: Oh God, not as a cereal.
Speaker 1: We gotta go. We'll see you next Monday, when it
Speaker 1: will be February. February, Yes, with another brand new cereal. Yay,
Speaker 1: out the sack, out the sack, say crinch, Andrew Crinch,
Speaker 1: Andrew crunch, Yay, How you doing?
Speaker 2: Not great?
Speaker 1: Nope, it's still jammed in my teeth.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: That really was just horrendous, Like
Speaker 2: I legitimately there's a little bit of oomon in there.