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Speaker 2: Again, is true your pal and.

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Speaker 1: In everyone a little The biggest gift would be from me,

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Speaker 2: Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk at Nina Hi.

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Speaker 1: And then there's every Buddies younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hey,

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Speaker 1: and who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives

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Speaker 1: a while to ask you her rat Lieutenant Pickles can

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Speaker 1: our social media producer Gabby There. Then there's me, I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel and this is the Jewbel Show and this is

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Speaker 1: a time of week where we check in and see

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Speaker 1: what's going on in our life.

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Speaker 2: So you know what's up with you this week.

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Speaker 3: So you know the saying work harder or no, work smarter,

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Speaker 3: not harder. Yes, I have managed to figure out.

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Speaker 2: How to do that.

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Speaker 3: When it comes to dating score, Oh nice, I have

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Speaker 2: Yes, I haven't been on the apps in a while.

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Speaker 3: It's just hard to put yourself in the right space

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Speaker 3: So two of my married girlfriends are so awesome and

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Speaker 3: So my one friend, she'll go up to like these

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Speaker 3: you single? Are you interested in? Then they like whip

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Speaker 3: out my picture and they're like, hey, you know you

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my gosh, this is genius. So far

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Speaker 3: But I only it can only be people that I

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Speaker 2: But it's very helpful. So it's like people are dating

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Speaker 2: for me while I sleep. Wait, that's kind of nice,

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Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, it's better than the matchmaking even to

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, I could stay home and watch Netflix and

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Speaker 1: We just went on a date for you with so

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Speaker 2: Enjoy your day at work tomorrow, I like. But everything

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Speaker 4: Bye.

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Speaker 2: What's up with you this week? Gabby?

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Speaker 5: So, my husband has this dream of owning a boat,

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Speaker 5: It's pretty sick. It's just a fishing boat, but it's

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Speaker 2: But he was begging me to go out with him.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's so cool, like come experience the dream boat ownership.

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Speaker 2: And I get done. I look at him and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: The whole time, like you didn't want to stop it.

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Speaker 5: And he goes, what do you mean? I go, I

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Speaker 5: And he goes, well, I thought you were just enjoying

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Speaker 2: They were just getting to drink the water down there.

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Speaker 2: with me?

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Speaker 1: I you know how you realize later in life that

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ye hurt.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if you know anything about the way,

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Speaker 1: the lies. My mom would never lie to me, you know,

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Speaker 2: Well about what Yeah, Well, I'm I'm going bald. I

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Speaker 1: Bro. I realized that I have a ball spot in

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Speaker 1: the mother's side of the family that gene and she's like,

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Speaker 1: to turn around. Yeah, it's like in the back there.

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Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out what to do. Like

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Speaker 1: I get it to pay I was thinking yesterday I

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Speaker 1: could do like an opposite fade that. No, it would

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Speaker 1: from that whole area. The hair would get progressively longer

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Speaker 2: That could be cool a statement. Get one of those

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Speaker 2: spray cans, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Or I might just shave my head again. I

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Speaker 1: I've always said I would do that if I went bald.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't think I was gonna go bald, because

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Speaker 1: I don't know my mom was a liar.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm trying to three I what to do, how

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Speaker 2: many options? A lot of options. There are