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Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now, nine in the air everywhere

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Speaker 1: the vast and ever expansive power of podcasting, the I

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Speaker 1: and we thank you for finding the podcast. We thank

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Speaker 1: you for that appreciated. This the Saturday edition of The

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Speaker 1: Fifth Hour, because eight days a week we do this show.

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Speaker 1: Now four hours not enough on the overnight. And if

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Speaker 1: you haven't figured out by this a spinoff of the

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller Radio Show. And I'm curious, is there anyone

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Speaker 1: other show. I find that hard to believe, but maybe

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Speaker 1: that's the case. Maybe there's some people that only listen

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Speaker 1: to The Fifth hour podcast because we can say naughty

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Speaker 1: words and we can't say naughty words on the radio.

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Speaker 1: It's possible. Joined yet again, right over there, David Gascon

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Speaker 1: college football is going on. It's uh much better for me,

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Speaker 1: doesn't listen to your show? Uh maybe your family like

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Speaker 1: Other than that, that would be awkward, I would say,

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Speaker 1: think it'd be fascinating, at least for a short period

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Speaker 1: of time. I know the female listeners are more attracted

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Speaker 1: overnight show, but that's well, why would not, guess? Why?

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Speaker 1: La d Do lad Do. I don't know, Mr elitist

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Speaker 1: just say he's he is the welcoming Committee. He is

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Speaker 1: the ranchero. Pat O'Brien, right, he is the greeter at Walmart.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna hang out with I was talking to

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Speaker 1: so dramatic. You're something actually an introvert, So it's nice

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Speaker 1: They had hired me to be the afternoon drive time

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Speaker 1: host on the network. Then he says the whole experience

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Speaker 1: is a quote. The whole experience was a total nightmare

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Speaker 1: from the two idiots running it on down. Mailer was

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Speaker 1: part of that nightmare. Close quote, Well, listen, you play

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Speaker 1: the game. I didn't start this night guest scout. I

429
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Speaker 1: didn't start. I think we should release the hounds. Though

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Speaker 1: I didn't start this, did I know? I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: didn't mention Bob Paige's name in a negative light at all. No,

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Speaker 1: he he mentioned mine and he misspelled my name. He said,

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Speaker 1: m A I l e er like I'm a mailman

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Speaker 1: or something like that. I'm going to the post office.

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Speaker 1: So first of all, I was like, now, Will, I

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Speaker 1: would like to thank you, Will, my biggest fan, for

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Speaker 1: doing this. A good job by you. That's number one.

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Speaker 1: Even though you have not officially taken the oath, you

439
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Speaker 1: are honoring the tenants of the oath. And you don't

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Speaker 1: have to take the oath on the air. It's it's

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Speaker 1: cooler if you do. But when you take the oath,

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Speaker 1: and you as a brigadier general, if you are, whether

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Speaker 1: you're a sergeant or arms or a brigadier general, you

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00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: have to obey the orders to peacefully fight back against

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Speaker 1: hostile attacks from rival sports, gas backs and Bluehards and

446
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Speaker 1: gascon This rises to the high the high crimes misdemeanors category.

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Speaker 1: This is one of those attacks. This is a hostile attack. Yeah,

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00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: which is fascinating because what I had mentioned earlier about

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Speaker 1: you taking shots at other media personalities, this was a

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Speaker 1: prelude to that. I would if I'm Will, I would

451
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Speaker 1: not accuriesce. I would definitely return fire in kind of course. Well,

452
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Speaker 1: of course you've gotta be nice. Now, I would like

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Speaker 1: to Mallaw Militia to inform Bob what a nightmare is

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Speaker 1: really like and just tell them what they think their

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Speaker 1: nightmares are like in real life. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: be mean, of course you should be You should not

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Speaker 1: be mean. You should be very nice to Bob. Here

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Speaker 1: is Bob Page's Twitter account where he attacked me the

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Speaker 1: other day. All right, it's Bob Page Sports. Very simple,

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Speaker 1: Bob p g E. Sports. So say hi to Bob,

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Speaker 1: Say hey, the Malla Militia. We're listening, Bob. Let him know,

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Speaker 1: wish him a good day. You know what to do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there you go, under attack, Guescot, mining my own business,

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Speaker 1: minding my own business, and averagely attacked, blindsided, blind sided.

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Speaker 1: Would you ever consider or have you ever considered, um

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Speaker 1: opening up a show or an hour, doing a monologue

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Speaker 1: and taking a blow towards to a media personality that

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Speaker 1: is uh wrong? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I've done that

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Speaker 1: in the past. Uh well, well things well listen. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if we need to get into it here,

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Speaker 1: but it's the perfect place. I've done it several times.

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Speaker 1: About it now, I can't. I can't really get away

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Speaker 1: with it when the sports are going on though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's true. But you know, the last time I did

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Speaker 1: not it wasn't a well, it was kind of a

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Speaker 1: media person I did entire hours dedicated to attacking William

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Speaker 1: Shatner spats with shats, right, I mean, we went at it,

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Speaker 1: and you know, he was That was hilarious. That was

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Speaker 1: some of the most fun we've had on radio when

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Speaker 1: when William Shatner, pop culture icon, was so flustered by

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Speaker 1: the Mallard militia. He was trying to block everyone and

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Speaker 1: he started accidentally following the overnight security guard at the

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Speaker 1: gas station, the guy making the doughnuts, and sheboygan. It

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Speaker 1: was hilarious. Oh my god, it was so funny. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting these I'm getting these. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he tried

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Speaker 1: to get me fired at ESPN. Yeah he sent ESPN

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Speaker 1: ESPN responsible. He doesn't actually work at ESPN. Uh, I'm sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: William Yeah, or Bill, they call him Bill, right, Bill Shatner.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, civic duty guests got So. I was

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Speaker 1: wandering around my neighborhood. The air has improved here, the smoke,

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Speaker 1: the smoke is not as as much around as it

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Speaker 1: had been. So I was wandering around the neighborhood. And

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Speaker 1: while I was walking, minding my own business. Now when

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Speaker 1: I walk, I have a whole get up. I got

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Speaker 1: a whole get up. I got a big hat protecting

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Speaker 1: my head from the sun. I got a scarf. So

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Speaker 1: people think I have a mask when I don't usually

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Speaker 1: put the mask over come out walking. But I have it,

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Speaker 1: well not not it's bandana bandana a bandan, but I

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Speaker 1: don't you know, I have it on just so the

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Speaker 1: wokesters don't get upset when I walked by. But I'm

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Speaker 1: no one's around, no one's out walking. When I'm walking

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Speaker 1: during the dead's hot around a hundred degrees. So I'm

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Speaker 1: walking down the street. This is back on Wednesday, and

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Speaker 1: this car pulls over and flagging me down. Right, this

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Speaker 1: nice older couple starts flagging me down there in there

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Speaker 1: like I would say, late seventies, early eighties man woman.

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Speaker 1: The man says, hey, we're lost. Do you know where

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Speaker 1: the Social Security office is? Now? Keep in mind, when

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Speaker 1: I'm walking, gust gun, I got my earbuds in, I'm

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Speaker 1: listening to whether I'm listening to music or a talk

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Speaker 1: show or whatever, I'm listening, I don't want to be bothered.

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Speaker 1: But this, this at least seemed like some really nice people.

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Speaker 1: The old old people always, you know, look out for

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Speaker 1: your elders, right, respect your elders. That's how I was raised, so,

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Speaker 1: you know. And they they thought they were right near

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Speaker 1: the Social Security office. So I informed them that I

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Speaker 1: have no fucking clue where this thing is. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm not on Social Security yet. Some day

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Speaker 1: I probably will be, but I'm I don't know where.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could help. So they start driving away,

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Speaker 1: and then I had an epiphany and I then I

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Speaker 1: flagged them down. Guests got so, now now we've both

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Speaker 1: flagged each other down. They flagged me down. Now I

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Speaker 1: flagged them down. So the guy comes back and and

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Speaker 1: then so I engage again. I said, I have all

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Speaker 1: the answer. I'm thinking my head. I had this epiphany.

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Speaker 1: I had all the answers they needed on my phone.

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Speaker 1: So so I clicked on the Ways traffic app on

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Speaker 1: my phone and I typed in Social Security Office, you

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Speaker 1: know near me. Boom boom boom, boom, boom boom. Right away,

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Speaker 1: I had the directions of the palm of my hand.

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Speaker 1: So I then informed the couple, as you go down

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Speaker 1: a mile and a half, you turn right, you go

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Speaker 1: up another mile and a half, two miles, you then

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Speaker 1: turn right again, you go down a couple of blocks,

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Speaker 1: and it's on. It's on this street, and you'll be home.

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Speaker 1: Clean technology is a hell of a drug. That was

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Speaker 1: my civic duty, guest on that was I was flattered

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Speaker 1: actually to get flagged down. You know why I was

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Speaker 1: happy to be flagged down? Self worth? No, Because when

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Speaker 1: I was a big fatty back in the day, nobody

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00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: would ask me anything because I was intimidating. And I'm

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Speaker 1: less intimidating. And I think I believe in my head anyway,

545
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Speaker 1: with my neurosis, that I'm more approachable now. So people

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Speaker 1: are people are willing now to ask me because this

547
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Speaker 1: this happens quite a bit. I've I've been asked three

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Speaker 1: four times since I started walking this this year directions,

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00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: which is always amazing to me because all of these

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Speaker 1: apps on the phone. I understand an older couple, they're

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Speaker 1: not going to have a smartphone and know what apps

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff are. But I've had people that

553
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: are younger that have no concept of these maps that

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00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: tell you exactly where to go door to door service. Yeah,

555
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: but it does tell that you're losing weight. And I

556
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: think this kind of goes by what the conversation nationally

557
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: has been in the last week, week and a half

558
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Speaker 1: is you know, people that uh, more attractive, more approachable,

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Speaker 1: they have a conversation. So, now, how is this? Explain

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Speaker 1: this I'm not that bright, guest guys, explain this to

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Speaker 1: me like I'm a trial. It's been to me like

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Speaker 1: I'm five years old. How is that a revelation? And

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Speaker 1: how are people offended by that? Like? Why are people? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's not right? You can't say that? How dare you?

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Speaker 1: It has always been that way in society. Taller people,

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Speaker 1: good looking people, good looking women have more doors open

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Speaker 1: to them than the ugly woman. Well, because that's always

568
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Speaker 1: been the way it is well. And the reason for

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Speaker 1: that is because you, for for the most part, you

570
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Speaker 1: can't control the way you look. You can control the

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Speaker 1: way you act and and and how you are perceived,

572
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: but you can't control rolled you know, the way that

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Speaker 1: you look, unless, of course, it is has to do

574
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Speaker 1: with some physical alterations like losing weight, gaining weight, losing muscle,

575
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: building us plastic. Yes, it's true, but like, why is

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Speaker 1: that a bad thing? It's not a bad thing. That's

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00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: well because it goes back to the content of an

578
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: individual's character as opposed to everything else that's exterior. But

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Speaker 1: humans are visual creatures, isn't that party and right when

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00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: you when you meet someone, you are judging them right

581
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: away based on their appearance before they even say a word,

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00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: of course, and that's why we're so enamored with people

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Speaker 1: that are eloquent when they speak, is because we get

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Speaker 1: lost in their presentation as opposed to the substance of

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Speaker 1: their words. But this goes back to not judging a

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Speaker 1: book by its covers. So if you can't dig deep

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00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: into an individual, then yeah, people get offenditive at that

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00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: because and everyone should strive for that. But it's not reality.

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00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: It's not reality based. You can be in denial about that.

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00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: But but when you point this out logically and you

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Speaker 1: take the time to actually say it, then people understand.

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00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: But what you throw it out there in social media

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Speaker 1: or on television, people are always like quick to react

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Speaker 1: and get offended and jump to conclusions like your sexist,

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00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: you're you're you know one thing or another. So you're

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Speaker 1: shallow because you only uh talk and approach people that

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00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: are attractive and and whatnot. So's every day is a

598
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Speaker 1: fashion show in the world is your run way? I

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00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: read that on a bumper stick at one You never

600
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Speaker 1: fucking leave the house. I don't know how you can

601
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: even say that, But I have a camera in here

602
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: and I have to do these videos for the company. Yes,

603
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: but you look more presentable now when we do Benny

604
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: versus the penny of them. Never but you're perfect though.

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00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: You love narcissism and vanity, so you you have both.

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00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: You've got both things going for you. We're playing to

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Speaker 1: the crowd. We're here in l a city of angels.

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Speaker 1: I hate that. That's another reason to leave l A

609
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: bull craft. That attitude. It's the it's the entertainment capital

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Speaker 1: of the United States. That is that, right, I think.

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00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: So it's certainly not New York right now, it's not

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Speaker 1: Vegas right now. Yeah, definitely, that's good. So people could

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00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: take shots at Bob Page and well, let's be polite.

614
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: Just let Bob know I heard what he said. Just

615
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: let Bob know that the malomlish is aware of what

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Speaker 1: he said. And we have our own nightmares. And yeah, Bob, Bob,

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Speaker 1: I remember Bob. He's an old school He didn't want

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Speaker 1: to repeat anything he said at to be he thought

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Speaker 1: the it was a buy and ay experience when you

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Speaker 1: you listen from pillar to post, from soup to nuts,

621
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Speaker 1: when you did a radio show. And yes, we would

622
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Speaker 1: try to explain to Bob, but you know the listeners

623
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: tune in. We're lucky if we get five minutes out

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00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: of him. And he just he just did not believe that.

625
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: He also did not like taking calls from cell phones,

626
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Speaker 1: which imagine a little difficult. He loved the in line,

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00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: he loved the land line. As I recall, so you

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00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: have Bob Page online one and you have an elderly

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Speaker 1: couple online too. Now do you think that the elderly

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00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: couple had a Thomas Guide in their vehicle. I don't know,

631
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: but I finally remember when I was a kid and

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Speaker 1: we were I'm very excited. I wanted my mom to

633
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: the Triple A Building to get maps. We go on

634
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: road trips to the Grand Canyon, or we go to

635
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: Reno or somewhere, you know, some far away place in

636
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: the West, and we get to go. I get to

637
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: go with mom and I. The cool thing is I

638
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: would ask for like maps of places. I was just

639
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: curious about. Guys. I gotta get him map of Boston

640
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: to New York so I could check it out. As

641
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, they the eyes of a child.

642
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I'm gonna put myself in that place.

643
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, and those are those

644
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: are great resources to have, especially in today's world of

645
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: a cell phone dies, your satellites down. If you have

646
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: you know, verising, T mobile, a T and T whatever

647
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: it is, those are those were useful to you, man,

648
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: So I applaud you for at least you know it's

649
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: true coming back to those people. That's what happens when

650
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: you're an introverts. You you don't have the the direct engagement.

651
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: You have to recall something after they drive a mile down.

652
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: You have to waddle your way towards them. But you

653
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: did that. When was the last time you used a map?

654
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: Last time I used a map? Actually the last time

655
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: I used the Maples and I was in Boston last year.

656
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: I was jumping on the T and going from from

657
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: downtown Boston to the outskirts. Does that count nah, quting

658
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: from one to another? NA? Not really. Every time I've

659
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: been to Boston though. That the big dig man. It's crazy.

660
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: They've mastered how to hide traffic in Boston. I give

661
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: him because like in l A, they have shots from

662
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: the helicopter of the traffic, you know, and it's brutal

663
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: and you see the cars, all the red lights on

664
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: one side, all the white lights on the other. In

665
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: Boston they just put everything underground so you can see.

666
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: It doesn't look like it's a lot of traffic. There is.

667
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: There's tons of it. You can't see it because it's

668
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: all under the under the ground, but it's there. The

669
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: traffic is fully back down. In Los Angeles. It took me,

670
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: I mean last week after we did our show, it

671
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: took me an hour, hour and fifty minutes to drive

672
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: back home. It is. It's straight grid luck now and

673
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: we're not even close to December yet for Christmas season,

674
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: so it'll be good. See people are out living their lives.

675
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: But those people that own restaurants, God forbid. You can

676
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: go to Target, you can go to Walmart, Costco, but

677
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: don't go out and sit at a restaurant inside the restaurant.

678
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: I think it was in the New York Post they

679
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: said in August, the month of August, the majority of

680
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: restaurants and I think some hotels in Manhattan did not

681
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: pay their rent. Awful, awful, awful. Well, how how are

682
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: you supposed to pay your rent if you don't have

683
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: any money coming and you're not. It's not like your

684
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: it's your choice. It's the the overlord's choice. You know.

685
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: It's like it's crazy, Yeah, it is, But at least

686
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: I mean, there's certain services will adore Dash and some

687
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: of the other ones. I think it's like grub hub

688
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: that could provide some kind of catering to individuals. We

689
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: have that here in l A, but I don't know

690
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: if you get it in Arizona. But in Arizona you're

691
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: closer to Arizona than I am. I'm closer to Nevada.

692
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: I feel like my new NFL team should be the

693
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Las Vegas Raiders because I'm so close to Vegas they

694
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: can go. I'm actually closer to Vegas than I am Englewood. Seriously,

695
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: in after if it was like three or four o'clock

696
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, afternoon drive or morning drive morning rush,

697
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: I could get to Vegas quicker than I could get

698
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: to Englewood. That's the Panda God, I'm not I'm not lying,

699
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: guess gun, I'm not lying. It's depressing. So FI looks nice,

700
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: and so is the Legion Stadium those I have not

701
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: gone to any sporting events, even though I have access

702
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: being a media elite, I could go to these games.

703
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: But I have not gone this year to any of

704
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: these games with no fans, and I don't think I'm

705
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: gonna go. I might like the fanning I'm a man

706
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: of the people. I like the fan. But if you

707
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: go to a sporting event, would you go on social

708
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: media to call out the police and say you don't

709
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: want an escort? Only? If I worked at ESPN, probably

710
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: I would do that, But other than that, no, just yeah,

711
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: well you get listen guess if you want to get

712
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: woke points on social media you have to attack the police,

713
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: that's what you have to do. Yes, it's in vogue

714
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: right now. Speaking of fashion, it's InVogue. Does this stop

715
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: on November four? Well, it's the way I look at this.

716
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: It's not gonna go on forever. Remember was it a

717
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: year ago? Everyone was It was the Me too movement

718
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: was the big thing, and we gotta get all these

719
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: these creepy guys out and defend the honor of our women.

720
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: That's done. No one's talking about that anymore. Now they've

721
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: moved on to the war on cops and everything's racist

722
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: and that. How about Colin Caepernick? Do you see what

723
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: he said the other day? Oh what happened? Now? You

724
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: didn't see the kaprinick? What are you? What's wrong with you? Guesscan?

725
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: How dare you? You're all over These type of stories

726
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: may be refreshed my memory. I'm about to send it

727
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: to you. No, I don't think you sent this so

728
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: you were driving I think from from parts unknown? Uh yeah,

729
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: Kaepernick said, the white supremacist institution of policing that stole

730
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: Brianna Taylor's life from us must be abolished for the

731
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: safety and well being of our people. Then he had

732
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: hashtag abolished the police just as well on there. I

733
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: can't believe no one's hired him in the NFL. It

734
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: seems odd. I wouldn't I wouldn't want to play the

735
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: NFL to him anyway, you get a nice fat check

736
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: from Nike and you're not taking the physical abuse. I

737
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I think Kaepernick's very, very wise here.

738
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: The abolishing of the police. That would help everyone, right,

739
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: Certainly criminals would benefit from that. Yes, I don't know

740
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: if it would help. But listen, Milano, she needed the

741
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: police over the weekend there was a teenager that was

742
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: shooting his BB guy. I know, yes, Mr Mrs, I

743
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: get rid of the cops. So listen, Milana, oops a daisy,

744
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: she should have called you know what she should have done,

745
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: guestcon is called a counselor right a? Uh? What do

746
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: they want to replace with the police with? What is it?

747
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: The counselor crisis counsel? Yes, that would have worked out well.

748
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: But now that i've I think we should get rid

749
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: of doctors. You know, the one of the top three

750
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: causes of death in America is medical malpractice error. Yeah,

751
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: medical error, So we should get rid of doctors. Doctors

752
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: are killing people. Say their names, say their names, Abolish

753
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 1: the doctors. But I have, now that I've been entwined

754
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: with a lot of this, the crisis counselors that are

755
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: are dealing with with issues now, it's it's reached some

756
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: astronomical figures with domestic violence, drug usage, human trafficking, suicides,

757
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: disasters you know for fires, earthquakes, tornadoes. I mean, there's

758
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: a lot of strain on these people. It is a

759
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never dealt with it in my lifetime.

760
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: You're you're a few years older. But like I hear

761
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: stories from people that have lived through the sick teas

762
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: and seventies, but those are over a course of several years.

763
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: This is in one year. Like that's a lot of

764
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: strips put on a nation. Is it's pretty well? Well,

765
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: Lee Klein, who we've had on the podcast Leon again

766
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: sometime and Lee lived through the sixties and was all

767
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: part of that and all that and as vivid memories

768
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 1: of he just went to school in Jacksonville and being

769
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: in the South and all that, and even he is

770
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: like blown away what's been going on these days? And

771
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: we'll text each other every once in a while. I'll

772
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh my goodness, the Prince of Darkness leak

773
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: Even when the Prince of Darkness Leaklein is like, oh

774
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe what's going on right now?

775
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: You got something. We need to have him back on

776
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 1: just for the fact that he can let it rip

777
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: some more. He has great stories about being on. He

778
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: had the FBI call his talk. Yes, because if somebod

779
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: you said on the radio, the FBI contacted him. Yeah,

780
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Yeah, it's a it's a polarizing time.

781
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate in it, and uh, but hey, at least

782
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: we got sports, right, We got yes, yes, with no

783
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: politics in our sports, which is good. It's good. But uh,

784
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: do people get political on your show more or less

785
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: nowadays with actual live events or is it pretty much

786
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: the same? You know? I try to stick to the

787
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: sports as much as I can. I try because that's

788
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: what I'm in it for. You know. I don't turn

789
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: the games on anymore. Before the games. I turn them

790
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: off when they end. When they do all the virtue

791
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: signaling and all that stuff, I just I'm done, I'm out.

792
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm not there for that. So I just tuned it out.

793
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: So I tried as much as I can to talk

794
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: about sports now, I think the show would be better

795
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: if I did these third rail stories. I've tried to

796
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: avoid them. I every once in a while I'll get

797
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: suckered into one, and well, it's so juicy, I can't

798
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: pass it up. But then I get ripped out. You know.

799
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: It's like, whatever you do, you you can't satisfy the people.

800
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: Because the other day there were a couple of really

801
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: third rail stories that were out there, and I was like,

802
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like doing that, and so I

803
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: I found some football stories. I did a monologue about

804
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,439
Speaker 1: Adam Gaze and the Jets. People were busting my ball

805
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: st and I should have been talking about the other stuff.

806
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, I thought I was a decent football monologue.

807
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: I'd give it like a c it's a passing Brad.

808
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: Jets are a pretty good story for how bad they are,

809
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: and they're not gonna get good anytimes. Yeah. I've always

810
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: been attracted like a moth to a flame, the the

811
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 1: wonderful world of terrible teams in any sport, in any sport.

812
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: But that's all Like this, this thing is is great

813
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: when these athletes, like we need informed voters, which is

814
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: really vote for who? I tell you, it's just it's

815
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: just outstanding. Well, I think this goes back to a

816
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: conversation we had a few weeks ago about it doesn't

817
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: just mean at the national level, it means at the

818
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: local level. Well, that's where a lot of the stuff

819
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: day to day. Actually, you're right, people are dumb. They

820
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,959
Speaker 1: think it's only about you vote Trump out. These people

821
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: are like, oh, that world's gonna be better. Yeah, spoiler alert.

822
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: You know, it's your local politicians, it's your local lawmakers.

823
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: Get the local politicians, and then you get the bureaucrats

824
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 1: that they bring in. It makes it even worse. So

825
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what city, state. Well, it's like that

826
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: old catchphrase, you know, the political catchphraise all politics are local.

827
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: It's commonly used. Right, But it's wasn't that Tip O'Neil

828
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: who came up with that back in the day. I

829
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: think I don't know it was either way, it's it

830
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who came up with it. But yeah, it's

831
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: it's true. It's it's true. It's uh, people are worried

832
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: about national politics, people talking about national politics, but day

833
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: to day life will be more impacted about your local

834
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 1: by your local city council and all the bullcrap rules

835
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: that they put into affect your life, that kind of stuff. Yeah,

836
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: that's unfortunately. We gotta let you go very long. Wait,

837
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: we have to get the pop quiz. You wanna do

838
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: some pop quiz here, Let's do some pop quiz. Rapid fire,

839
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: rapid fire, gascon. Do you understand what rapid fire means

840
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: in l A? Yeah? Us, wow, look at that? All right,

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Speaker 1: So we'll do the rhythmic click any clock that kind

842
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Speaker 1: of a right? Fair enough? All right? These are actual

843
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: quiz questions picked up around the internet. A new report

844
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: says people who have one of these in their home

845
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: typically use it about eight times each month. That's it?

846
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: What is it in the home? Um? A coffeemaker landline? Oh?

847
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: Eight times a month? That's it? Eight times a month.

848
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: Is that a lot? I think that's twice a week.

849
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it's low. I think it's high. My

850
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: my dad has a landline, and that's like the backup

851
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: emergency phone if he doesn't answer his cell phone. I

852
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: call that in the house somewhere. Probably. President Lincoln politely

853
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: rejected this gift of an animal. What kind of animal,

854
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: even though the King of Siam. I think that I said,

855
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: I said it would benefit American economically. What animal gift

856
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: did the president President Lincoln say? I do not want.

857
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: I rejected close the elephant. Which is where the idiom

858
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: the white elephant gift comes from. It's from President Lincoln,

859
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 1: from him because an elephant, the cost of an elephant

860
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: outweighs the benefit of the elephant, right, feeding the elephant

861
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,959
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. All right, people who fly will

862
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: not do this. What is it? I'm the same way

863
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm in. Um, I'm gonna say, pray before they take off. No,

864
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: it's more than uh will pray? I mean, it's not.

865
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: The answer is choose a middle seat. Who in their

866
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: right mind would choose a middle seat. I only on

867
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: international flights have chosen middle seats. That's because if they're

868
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: not occupied, then you can just lay out flat. That's

869
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: the only reason I've done it. I've never gone international,

870
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: so I've had to sit in the middle seat because

871
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: it was the only one left and I needed to

872
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: catch the flight. Never have I chosen to sit there.

873
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: If you want to attract this particular kind of outdoor creature,

874
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: you should wear your smear yourself with garlic. What creature

875
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: a mosquito? No, even better than mosquito. Leeches. Leeches are

876
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: attracted to garlic. Point when I die, I guess gun,

877
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: the leeches are gonna have. This is gonna be the

878
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: biggest buffet they could possibly have, gonna have a dream

879
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Speaker 1: come true. Come eat me, leeches. Oh my god? Can

880
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: you believe this is the greatest of your Jewish How

881
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: are you? Are you getting cremated? What are you doing?

882
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: Are you going? No? No, the Jews we believe in

883
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: being buried. Yeah, buried unner six ft under. Well, my

884
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: my career has been buried at sea with you. But

885
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: I will be buried in some cemetery somewhere so no

886
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: one can come and well not right now. As I

887
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: said the other day, you can't even go to cemeteries

888
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: in California because King Newsom I think he's global warming.

889
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: He has to lock them up there so you can

890
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: warn we can protest your death. How about that? There

891
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: you go? Uh? Six percent of people say they have

892
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: tried this on a hamburger. Six Yeah. Something associated with pizza? Um,

893
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: a pizza sauce, pepperoni? Okay, pep baroni. You ever had

894
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: a pepperoni. No, I've never had the thought. Have you

895
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: ever put egg on hamburger? I have not. I have not,

896
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: you know, never, I've seen people eat it. And I

897
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: just used to go to this place in Pasadena called Slaters, Yes,

898
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: Slaters was it later? Yeah, I think there's a few

899
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: of them, and I liked it a little pricey. They

900
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: had some weird burgers with all kinds of weird crap

901
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: on it. They also had this vampire dip with like

902
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: garlic dip thing that was really good. Are those the

903
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 1: places where you can actually customize your own burger? Because

904
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: I know the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. It's

905
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 1: the same concepts, same concept make your own alright. Nearly

906
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: twenty of men say they can't get serious with a partner.

907
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: If she doesn't do this, your mind is wandering guests

908
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: count yes, Um, if she doesn't cut off her male friends,

909
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: Um no read. Oh, So that means there's almost of

910
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: men are nerds and they need the woman who read.

911
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: My wife reads a lot, but she didn't read. It

912
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: really wouldn't matter, would she ever put in care? I've

913
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: never put that the thought. Does that go on along

914
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: the lines of being educated or is that something. Uh, yeah,

915
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: I guess there would be. The perception is if you

916
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: read a lot, you're education. That's the perception. Perception is reality.

917
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: Nine of people say this is the oldest thing in

918
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: their home. What is it? A clock? Nope? A wedding dress? Yeah? Um.

919
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: Americans claim that their best way of dealing with stress

920
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: is too blank. Americans, it's either shooting guns or shooting

921
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 1: guns are having sex? Uh, listen to music shooting guns

922
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: and having sex. That'll calm you down. You don't you

923
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: have to get worked up to have sex or you know,

924
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: shoot a gun. Of women wished they looked more graceful

925
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 1: while doing this sex. Know what's your mind's on? Desk?

926
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: Opening a bottle of wine. Everybody looks awkward opening up

927
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: a bottle of wine, though, especially if the bottle is

928
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: older and the cork is fucked up. No, no, we've

929
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: all been to that, like old Italian restaurant with the

930
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: old guy that comes out just smooth, right, just smooth.

931
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: He's done it every day of his life in the

932
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: last thirty years, and he knows exactly how to put

933
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: the thing in the cork and pull it out the

934
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: perfect All right, Well, what about when they uncorked champagne bottles,

935
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: though that's a little bit more awkward. Well, you know,

936
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: I win a championship and I popped the champagne. I

937
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: know how to do it. Kis. I've been sprayed with champagne.

938
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: I have a Dodger Stadium. Yeah, Dodger Stadium. Uh, we're

939
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: about Miami. When the Marlins won the World Series back

940
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: in the nineties, I got sprayed and it was in

941
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 1: the Marlins locker room when they won the World Series.

942
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: That was kind of cool. Remember the late great Darren

943
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: Dalton crying, covered in beer and covered in champagne, crying,

944
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: cuddling with the World Series trophy. He was on the

945
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: Marlins that he had been a Phillies legend, Dutch Dalton,

946
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: they called him back. Wasn't Levon Hernandez a starter for them? Yes, Yes,

947
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: Lavan Hernandez was on that team. Kevin Brown, Gary Sheffield.

948
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: They had Bob, Charles Johnsons, Yeah, Charles Johnson, Craig council

949
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: edgar rent A Rhea. As you mentioned the nineties nineties

950
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: seven Marlon they beat Cleveland that year. Right Game seven,

951
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: World Series one extra innings was standing outside the Indians

952
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: locker room in the ninth inning, they had the plastic

953
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 1: up to celebrate the Indians winning the World Series, and

954
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: then the game ended up being tied, so they these

955
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: guys had run and rip all the plastic down, and

956
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 1: then they had to wait for who you know, because

957
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: they didn't have enough plastic for both locker rooms, so

958
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: they had to wait, all right. In a new survey,

959
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: people were asked what makes a house a home? Of

960
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: people said this, um, a bed, a master bed. No.

961
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: I thought they got rid of the term master bedroom

962
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: because it's racist government. I know. It's bookshelves with your

963
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: favorite books. Do you have a bookshelf? Uh? Do we

964
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: have a bess good question. I don't know. My my

965
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: wife wants to buy a big book. What's above the

966
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: what's above the couch? Uh, there's no bookshelf above the couch.

967
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: There's windows, and there's the other couch. There's like a photo,

968
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: beautiful photo of me wife. Yeah, all right. You can

969
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: lose weight while you sleep if you do this, We've

970
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: had this before. You should know this. If you do

971
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: this while sleeping, you will lose weight. Um. I don't.

972
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't recall if you if you sleep naked? Uh? No,

973
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: if the bedroom is cold, You're going to burn calies

974
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: as your body tries to stay warm, and you will

975
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: lose weight. That's good, so for our biggest fan in

976
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: Illinois who led us to this Bob Page story. If

977
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: you sleep while you're cold, you'll well, you don't want

978
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: to lose weight, because at five one, you lose a

979
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: few pounds, you'll no longer be the biggest fan in

980
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: the mallar militia. Oh man, alright, couple more, Surprisingly, only

981
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: eleven percent of Americans have experienced this. What is it?

982
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: Deja vou? Nope, getting a speeding ticket. I'm in that.

983
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: I've I've gotten a speeding ticket. Yeah, I've it's been

984
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: a while since I've got on. I think I'm gonna

985
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: get out of it because you've got connections. Guest, last

986
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: time I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket,

987
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: the hp UH wrote the ticket, then realized who I'm

988
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: related to, shook my hand. He says, you know what,

989
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: if you contest this ticket and the officer doesn't show

990
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: up to court, then it gets thrown out. The fucking

991
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: officer showed up when I man, and what a dick.

992
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: That sucks. Yeah, that's pretty bad. So not only did

993
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: have to pay the fine, but then I could not

994
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 1: qualify for traffic school. So at a point against the record,

995
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: that's kind of weak. Yeah, alright, of adult men say

996
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: they have priced this in the past twelve months, engagement

997
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 1: ring No what, Yeah, you're on that list. You're a fatty.

998
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: He's probably done a letter. He thought about the LiPo suction.

999
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: You've clicked on Google see what's on there? No? No, never, no,

1000
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Alright? Last one? On average, one of

1001
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 1: these is touched twenty five times before someone buys it.

1002
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: This is good because we had the gas pump. Member

1003
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 1: last week, we had the gas pump. How many times

1004
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: that's touched? And that was a ton? Yeah? Man, do

1005
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: do do? Do do? I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say

1006
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: a cell phone? Uh no, A greeting card. You know

1007
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: when you go to the story you want to buy

1008
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: a card for an anniversary or something like that, and

1009
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know which card. On average, twenty

1010
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: five times that card has been touched before someone actually

1011
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: scoops it up and buys it. I can see that

1012
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: only for the envelope. Like when I go in to

1013
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: buy something, I buy it or I just pick it

1014
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: right away. But I have to search for an envelope

1015
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: because it never fits the one behind it. Oh, I'll

1016
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: take any envelope, I don't care. I'll take a big

1017
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: envelope and make it. You know, a small card, big envelope.

1018
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: You can't do the opposite. You can't do a big card,

1019
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: small car envelope anyway, all right, that'll put the will

1020
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. Remember Benny Versus the Penny

1021
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: on YouTube. You can watch the rebroadcast of that. Obviously,

1022
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: it's it's available on demand whatever you want to watch it.

1023
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Speaker 1: NFL picks against the spread every single game, handicapped marginal

1024
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Speaker 1: handicapping advice on the NFL. So we hope you will

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Speaker 1: enjoy that, and click that like button on the YouTube video,

1026
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: and also click the like button on this that that

1027
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Speaker 1: stuff helps us out. It seems ridiculous that it would matter,

1028
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Speaker 1: but it does. So I have a great day. We'll

1029
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Speaker 1: catch you next time. Be sure to catch live editions

1030
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,720
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