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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we call

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Speaker 1: a guy who's moving into his new apartment. All right.

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Speaker 1: According to his friend, the reason why he's moving is

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Speaker 1: to get away from all the weirdos that were at

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Speaker 1: his last place. Unfortunately, don't think that's going to happen

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Speaker 1: for him because he doesn't know this. But his new

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Speaker 1: landlord is a big conspiracy theorist, and I don't see

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Speaker 1: him leaving this new guy alone without telling him everything

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Speaker 1: that he believes. Our tinfoil hats on now I probably

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Speaker 1: should do it. Now find out how he reacts in

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tapp Right now, it's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Kyle. This is kud May Ask.

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Speaker 1: He was calling. Hey Kyle, my name's Russell. I'm the

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Speaker 1: landlord of the apartments. Okay, Hi, Russell, I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to go over a couple of things with you real quick.

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Speaker 1: Just some rules and things around the apartment complex you

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Speaker 1: need to know. Okay. So, I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: saw the signs, but we don't allow any loud music

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Speaker 1: or TV after ten pm. That's no problem, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: for your own sake, I wouldn't even watch TV at

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Speaker 1: all if I were you. You mean, like, never watch

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Speaker 1: it at home. I don't ever watch it. That's just

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Speaker 1: a way for them to watch you. You know, I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I understand it. You can go onto

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Speaker 1: the internet and figure it out. I don't really know

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Speaker 1: what we're talking about at this point, but do yourself

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Speaker 1: a favor. You're gonna want to google nineteen seventy six

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Speaker 1: Bradford Project exactly that it will blow your fine brother. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'll check that out. And hear all the people

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Speaker 1: complaining about smartphones and a sirie all listening in, right, dude,

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Speaker 1: They don't even know the tip of the iceberg man. Bradford.

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Speaker 1: He knew probably too much, dude, And guess what happened.

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Speaker 1: He disappeared, brother, and no one's seen him since. This

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Speaker 1: is weird, man, I'm not gonna fly. Yeah, real weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't really like read about all that conspiracy kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. I don't really that's what they want you

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Speaker 1: to do, not read. You think the government likes you reading?

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Speaker 1: We need to take this combo offline. Just leave me

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Speaker 1: a note on my door, an invisible ink, and all

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Speaker 1: respond probably back in invisible ink. But what does this

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Speaker 1: have to do with me moving in the stuff? I'm

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Speaker 1: maybe it has nothing to do with it, or maybe

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Speaker 1: it's everything. You get what I'm saying. I'm sorry, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to come off this root at all,

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Speaker 1: but I'm kind of busy. Did we kind of sick

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Speaker 1: to the point. You're probably wondering about the vending machines

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Speaker 1: on the first floor, right? What about him? Let's just

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Speaker 1: say that all the diet coke is gone, but not lost.

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Speaker 1: You're picking up what I'm putting down. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I might be opening up Pandora's box a little bit here.

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Speaker 1: But why would there be no diet soda in there?

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Speaker 1: You haven't read the latest Helsinki report yet, have you?

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Speaker 1: I'm confusing. The only thing that's known to hurt the

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Speaker 1: lizard people is diet coke? Oh mine blowing? Did you

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Speaker 1: see lizard people? Stude, Jesus damn, don't just yell it.

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Speaker 1: I whispered for a reason. This is weird, man. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna fly. Yeah, real weird. No offense, but I

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Speaker 1: don't want to know anything else, especially about the diet coke. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: we don't have to talk about that, but just know

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Speaker 1: if the lizard people come. Dude, why about all the

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Speaker 1: diet coke? I got your back if she goes down.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to have my back. I just

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Speaker 1: want to move into my place without crazy going on

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Speaker 1: around me, all right. I get what you're saying, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you do get what I'm saying. Dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just want to move in and be done with this. Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're right. I don't feel comfortable talking on the phone

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Speaker 1: about this either. In ten or fifteen minutes, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to knock six times on your door. You no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, no seven times, no no times, eight times. Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Don't come by my place. We're done.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Because I'm here with your brother Johnny. Dude,

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Speaker 1: he knows all about the Lizard people too. Bro, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna come save you. Johnny. I'm sorry, man, Johnny's the

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Speaker 1: one who set you up for this prank phone call. Bro,

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Speaker 1: I am not your landlord. Wait hold on, wait a second,

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Speaker 1: Wait a second. My name's actually Jose I'm from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you, dude. I was about to

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Speaker 1: go put on a tinfoil helmet. Man. You were weird

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Speaker 1: me out. Dude, I have bare ones. If you want

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Speaker 1: to borrow one, man, I already got him. I bet

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Speaker 1: you do. Oh my god. Bro, Johnny said you were

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Speaker 1: removing to a new place and he was helping you

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Speaker 1: a movie. Wanted to mess with you, Bro. Is Johnny

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Speaker 1: did right now. I'm gonna get you, bro. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: he was here in studio, but the Lizard people came

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Speaker 1: and took him. I tried to warn you. Yeah you did.

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Speaker 1: You look at it and go to the front office

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Speaker 1: and start yelling at people already, man, Oh my god, No,

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Speaker 1: don't yell at damn. They're part of it all men. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. Man. Wake up every morning with phone tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy two point five