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Speaker 1: The nik Nikky. Hello, Happy Thursday everyone, last show of

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Speaker 1: the week. Don't worry, we'll be back on Monday. I'll

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Speaker 1: be in Mexico with Noah. Noah, We're gonna broadcast from Mexico.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it. I mean, yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: doing it. I got asked to do another show next week, um,

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Speaker 1: trying to take next week off, like truly sink into

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Speaker 1: a vacation, and but this I honestly would miss if

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Speaker 1: I took this show off. Yesterday I had the longest day.

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Speaker 1: And I know I always say this, but like I

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Speaker 1: just I am not used to having a thing that

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Speaker 1: I don't dread, and that on a day where I

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Speaker 1: have so much other stuff going on that I still

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Speaker 1: want to do this. But yesterday, No, it was today.

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Speaker 1: Why do I think it was yesterday? Today? I have

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Speaker 1: so much going on. Um, right after this, I have

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Speaker 1: to Access Hollywood Entertainment tonight E A bunch of other

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Speaker 1: things they and I was like, oh god, I have

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Speaker 1: so much to do. And then you know, just I

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Speaker 1: haven't been able to clean my house or unpack from

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Speaker 1: my last trip, Like I just kind of unpacked last night.

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Speaker 1: But it's just my house is a mess. Andrews actually

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Speaker 1: this morning. I had an Orthodonis appointment at nine twenty

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Speaker 1: because they offered me five hundred bucks. HBO said, you

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Speaker 1: t J Max. Noah, Oh my god, I like, I'll

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Speaker 1: say was that I was like so excited to do

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Speaker 1: this podcast. While I was like thinking about, like I

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Speaker 1: would have a worse day if it wasn't for this,

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Speaker 1: And this is all I need. This is all I

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Speaker 1: need in my life. I said, is me and my girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: Me and my girlfriend on need Marian, is me and

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Speaker 1: my podcast. Noah and Andrew and my bestie is gonna

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Speaker 1: listen every day. You don't have to listen every day.

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Speaker 1: We'll catch you up. Um. Yeah. I I love everyone

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Speaker 1: that listens every day and treats it like your morning

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Speaker 1: you want to, Um, thank you for listening today, and

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Speaker 1: um putting up with my voice sometimes my voice trying

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Speaker 1: it's not. I just tend to sound like my mom

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Speaker 1: a lot more, you know, goddamnit, Nikki, Well, you know

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Speaker 1: what I like the other day, some um my ex

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Speaker 1: is my mom? My mom is hilarious. God, my mom

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Speaker 1: so much, which is you know obviously goes without saying.

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Speaker 1: But you know, there have been times in my past

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Speaker 1: I told my sister yesterday or two days ago, I

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Speaker 1: as much as you're impressed by me, you know, hosting

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Speaker 1: all these things that like, oh my god, my little

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Speaker 1: my big sister Nikki has just turned into a star.

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Speaker 1: It must be very I know how impressed she is

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Speaker 1: and like, I could never do what you do. But

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Speaker 1: I said in the same vein learn you are the

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer. I like the way I am in comedy

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Speaker 1: and entertainment. You are that as a um mother, like

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Speaker 1: I just have never seen a mother be so patient

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Speaker 1: she threatened me with a knife. Um, when we were

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Speaker 1: my sister was like crazy, never really hurt me. Um,

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Speaker 1: all these responses about like, Nikki, You've done a lot

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Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. Um there's always something to find,

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Speaker 1: You know how I always talk about like those minor

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Speaker 1: on Twitter. He said, if you had eighty six thousand,

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Speaker 1: the remaining amount of eight six thousand hours away? Uh no, See,

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Speaker 1: six thousand, four hundred seconds every single day, So don't

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Speaker 1: going to tell you that. And I go, you, well,

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Speaker 1: I wanted that latte. I was mad at Luigi. I

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Speaker 1: you know what to do here. You weren't meant to

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Speaker 1: have that latte. Something that would have made something about

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Speaker 1: that latte. If you had had it, it would have

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Speaker 1: So there's your naturally good You're an NBA, which I

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Speaker 1: call a natural born athlete. But it just makes me

429
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Speaker 1: sound like a dumb girl and be like there's such

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Speaker 1: NBAS so, but you are. And I was like, you

431
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Speaker 1: were so sad last night about like what had happened.

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Speaker 1: You kind of told me, and I go, yeah, it's interesting,

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Speaker 1: like you can go from I go do that with guitar.

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Speaker 1: Like there's sometimes that I'm like, I could go pro

435
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Speaker 1: whatever that means, and then there are other days where

436
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Speaker 1: I'm like you should quit, and you go, I need

437
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Speaker 1: to have less days where I tell myself I can

438
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Speaker 1: go pro, And I said, no, don't do that, because

439
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 1: that is actually right. You're right with the thing is pros.

440
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Speaker 1: We'll always have days like you have no matter how

441
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Speaker 1: good you get, because you know this as a comic

442
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Speaker 1: that's been doing it, you're an elite comic, like you've

443
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Speaker 1: been doing that long enough that you are one of

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Speaker 1: the best. So you have days where you're like, I'm

445
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Speaker 1: fucking Chappelle up here, I should have every hour special

446
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: that they give out, like you kill in a way

447
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 1: that is no one could argue you're the best at it,

448
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: like one of the best up there, top shelf. And

449
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,919
Speaker 1: then you have set where you're one of the fucking worst.

450
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: And I thought sets were literally I go quit comedy.

451
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Speaker 1: You should never do it. Recently and I recently went

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Speaker 1: on a TV show that I can't talk about where

453
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Speaker 1: someone had a performance that was that wasn't as good

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Speaker 1: as the other people that they were um like next to,

455
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Speaker 1: and the person like had a meltdown because they were

456
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Speaker 1: getting criticized for it a little bit like just being like, hey,

457
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Speaker 1: it wasn't your best or whatever. And I felt like

458
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Speaker 1: this person was going to go and cry and think

459
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Speaker 1: they were the worst and be in that mindset. And

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Speaker 1: I said, hold on here, because I knew exactly what

461
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Speaker 1: that person was thinking. They're standing next to all their

462
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Speaker 1: peers and they're thinking, I'm not as good as these people.

463
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Speaker 1: I don't deserve to be up here with all these

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Speaker 1: people that are better than me. And the truth is,

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Speaker 1: I said, last night I was performing and I had

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Speaker 1: a set. Did I say this? I go? I had

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Speaker 1: a set that um the night before this show. I go.

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Speaker 1: I just said last night, I'm I go, I'm the

469
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Speaker 1: best comedian. They're like, I'm the best at what I do.

470
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Speaker 1: I'm one of the best. Are no argument about it,

471
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Speaker 1: And they all like clapped and we're like you are.

472
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: And I was like, and I bombed last night. I

473
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Speaker 1: just said that if you watched it, you wouldn't You

474
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Speaker 1: wouldn't even know that I had ever done stand up.

475
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: It was like I lost my place. I couldn't find

476
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: it back. I was trying to win over the audience.

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Speaker 1: I kept stumbling. And it's gonna keep happening no matter

478
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Speaker 1: how good you get. So it is not about how

479
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Speaker 1: good you are. It's that is always going to happen.

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Speaker 1: So allow those moments to happen and forgive yourself. It's

481
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Speaker 1: like one of those things though, it's like, uh, you know,

482
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Speaker 1: the bomb hurts because you're like, I am good. There's

483
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Speaker 1: something about I remember I did a comedy competition and

484
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Speaker 1: I was going against people that were like, you know,

485
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Speaker 1: three months in and it was like, you know, everyone

486
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Speaker 1: does two minutes or whatever. And I fucking hated dick

487
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm so fucking bad, and I

488
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Speaker 1: was like, no, these people are so naive and they

489
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Speaker 1: have like these jokes that like work, but they're not

490
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Speaker 1: like great, they're just and they just don't. Like you

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Speaker 1: hit a golf ball and you don't play a lot,

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Speaker 1: you just swing. You just swing, just like in in

493
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Speaker 1: comedy sometimes like if you don't do it a lot

494
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Speaker 1: and you don't know the failures or whatever, you just

495
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Speaker 1: swing and now and now I like, well, I if

496
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Speaker 1: I gotta swing like this because I'm like this, and

497
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Speaker 1: I'm like that, and then you break everything down, like

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Speaker 1: with guitar, I gotta play like because this is how

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Speaker 1: John Mayer plays or this is how Taylor plays it exactly,

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Speaker 1: and and maybe that will get it on the way

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Speaker 1: of your strumming. Sometimes with um with guitar. I recently

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Speaker 1: had a breakthrough with guitar to the same day you

503
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Speaker 1: had your thing. I was like, oh my god, I

504
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Speaker 1: had one too. There's this part of an Indigo Girls

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Speaker 1: song that I'm trying to learn that it's just like

506
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Speaker 1: it's advanced. I even showed it to my dad and

507
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Speaker 1: my dad goes, I go, how do you do this?

508
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Speaker 1: And he goes, I think some guitars just can't do it.

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, like, that's not an answer,

510
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: and this she's playing the same kind of guitar. I am,

511
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Speaker 1: how did she make those noises? And he's going, you're

512
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Speaker 1: not hearing what I'm hearing, and I go, I know

513
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Speaker 1: there's an extra note in there that she's hitting. How

514
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Speaker 1: does she do it? And I finally just did it

515
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Speaker 1: because instead of trying to watch her on YouTube in

516
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Speaker 1: slow motion, I just listened and I go, how would

517
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Speaker 1: you how would your body make this sound? And I

518
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Speaker 1: swear to God, ever since I looked at the at

519
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 1: the guitar as a percussive instrument, like Dave Girl said

520
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: he approached it when he started playing after Nirvan and

521
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Speaker 1: when he started playing guitar with for the Food Fighters,

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Speaker 1: Uh lead, you know, he was like, I looked at

523
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Speaker 1: it like drums, and it opened the guitar up to me.

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Speaker 1: So I'm finding new ways to open it up to me.

525
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Speaker 1: And there are some days where I'm like, I am

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Speaker 1: so fucking good, I can't even believe it. My voice

527
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Speaker 1: sounds amazing. I'm like, I'm ready to perform. I almost

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Speaker 1: accepted a wedding gig the other day that my dad

529
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Speaker 1: sent me a gig that they got asked to do.

530
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Speaker 1: That was all Taylor Swift songs, obviously a Swifty getting married,

531
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Speaker 1: and it was weird songs to One of them was

532
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Speaker 1: a list of Affairs, which is about affairs. The other

533
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Speaker 1: song was like they were all breakup songs, and I

534
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Speaker 1: was like, this is weird wedding. Yeah, get ahead of it,

535
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Speaker 1: or like try to tell your husband something that you

536
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Speaker 1: can't tell him. Uh yeah, that's yeah, that's that's one

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Speaker 1: of her head and um, but I like was in

538
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Speaker 1: a good mood and I go, I go, dad, Um,

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Speaker 1: I can do that. I'll do that gig. Just tell

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Speaker 1: them I can only do like I'll give them all

541
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Speaker 1: the Taylor Sift songs I know, and I'll do the gig.

542
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: And it might be like maybe they're a fan of

543
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: mine that they might like have some like if I suck,

544
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 1: they'll still be like, oh it's Nicky Glazer playing it.

545
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: So at least it's something, but UM, I realized, oh

546
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Speaker 1: my god, that's what I want to do. I am

547
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Speaker 1: um starting a Taylor Swift cover band with my sister.

548
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: We're having our first band practice tomorrow. UM. I'm open

549
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: to names that you could give us that are based

550
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Speaker 1: upon like being sisters. Her name is Lauren, my name's

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00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: NICKI UM that are also Taylor Swift tied in, so

552
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: I will accept names. She plays keyboards. We both have

553
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: been um like, uh, we didn't like playing music because

554
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: my dad was too good at it and critical, so

555
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: we both have never let ourselves explore this talent until

556
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: we like became adults on our own. And UM told

557
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Speaker 1: my dad to zip it it. And my dad is

558
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: so sweet. He just doesn't understand why he's discouraged us.

559
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't get it. Only we're like, it's

560
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: not just know that. We don't even know why. But

561
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: we both have been terrified to play instruments and that's

562
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: weird because we should like it, but there's something in

563
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Speaker 1: I think it might beat you, Dad, but not in

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00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: It's like when my dad. I golf with my dad

565
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Speaker 1: and I instantly play worse because one I don't want

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Speaker 1: to beat him uh. Subconsciously, I think you just don't

567
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: want to beat your father, and you also don't think

568
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: you could beat your father. No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Your dad should beat you. I always say that your

570
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: dad should always be the one have a great joke

571
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: that people always do, but it was it was one

572
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: of my first jokes, and it was like, um, I

573
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Speaker 1: love I love hanging out with my family. We still

574
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 1: just do this thing every Friday night. We do family

575
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: game night, and my dad always beats us if we win.

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00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: He's a sore loser and we're sore winners in the end.

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00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: I mean that's a pretty good joke and many players

578
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: I might bring it back, but a lot of people

579
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Speaker 1: have that like be me think of like like, uh, yeah,

580
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: someone was asking me, and I think this is because

581
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: comedians probably listening to this podcast. I was at the

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Speaker 1: baseball Oh to tie back to the golfing real quick,

583
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Speaker 1: I wanted to say so, I was so sad about

584
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Speaker 1: not being losing my swing last night and not being

585
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: able to figure it out. And to your point, like

586
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: I think, if I'm hitting well, I'm not so sad

587
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: about Brendon leaving. And then I was I hid so

588
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: poorly yesterday, I'm driving home and literally about to cry

589
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: and it's not and made me like my swing anymore

590
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: to save me from being sad about her leaving with that, like, well,

591
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: at least I got my swing. I don't even have

592
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: my swing. The comedy thing, though, they go, well, how

593
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: do you write jokes without um if if you know,

594
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 1: because so many people write jokes out there, and then

595
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: there's so much supply out there, how do you do

596
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: things where you know will be uh original? And how

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Speaker 1: do you answer that? Because I thought you start you

598
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: could start broad where everythingone else you can start and

599
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: then make it specific like you just know that the

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00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: best way to check if a joke kind of like

601
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: that like beat me. Like if I was looking at

602
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: that joke to see if someone else had done it,

603
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: I would just check Twitter. That's the closest place to check,

604
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: because if a comedian has done it, someone stolen it

605
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: from put it on Twitter at least and you'll see it,

606
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: so you know. There was one joke that I remember

607
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: my ex bloyfriend made that I thought was so funny

608
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: that like Jesus is so fit, he must have done

609
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: cross fit. Like I was like, oh my God, that's funny.

610
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: It's such a good and I go, there's no way

611
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: someone hasn't made that before. Even though that is brilliant

612
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: on its own, it's parallel thought. He thought of it,

613
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: and then also so many things on Twitter. But like

614
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: so many jokes I've made in specials that I made

615
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: the first time were have been thought of again in

616
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: not because they saw my special. I never accused someone

617
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: of stealing my jokes because like with the joke the

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00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: game joke, I would say board, I would write in

619
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Speaker 1: board game beat um bruise is or so I would

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Speaker 1: I would I would connect those things to see if

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Speaker 1: anyone and then I would try different things and see

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00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: if anyone had made that connection um before. And what

623
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: I would tell joke writers about that is that I

624
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: know that you think your joke is original, but it's

625
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: probably been done. But that doesn't mean that you can't

626
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: still do it, because as long as you didn't steal

627
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: from someone, it is still you can still do it.

628
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: You'll someone will eventually tell you, hey, someone has that joke,

629
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: and then you don't need to be embarrassed. No one

630
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: thinks you stole it. Comedians understand there's parallel thought. I

631
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: literally have stolen a joke from you. I've talked about

632
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: this a lot. I saw Ali Wong perform one time

633
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Seller. I loved her set. A couple

634
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: of weeks later, I was on stage. She's watching me

635
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: this time, and I did her joke. We both have

636
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: a joke about anal sex and yeah, and honestly it

637
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: worked better for me. I thought, um, yeah, I said

638
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Speaker 1: that when you have sex, it was something like, uh,

639
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Speaker 1: you you like you at first are like no, and

640
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Speaker 1: then it's like you let yourself get into it and

641
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: you're like a whole new world. You're just like, you know, like, um,

642
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: you know, what's it called Aladdin? And I said, the

643
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: whole new world. She had done that and I and

644
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: the thing is it came from a place that I

645
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: didn't understand. I was like, where did that? I don't

646
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: remember thinking that, but it just came out on stage

647
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, that's kind of

648
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: cool that I just thought of that. And I even

649
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: thought came up with a funny line that was like,

650
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: because after she goes a whole new world, he goes,

651
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: don't you dare close your eyes? And I like the

652
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: idea of a guy being like, don't you dear close

653
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: your eyes? Like I said that after and I was like,

654
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: because I was like, it's a whole new world. And

655
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: he was like, don't you dear close your eyes? And

656
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sorry, master, And so that ended up

657
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: being different than allies. But I got off stage and

658
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: Alie goes, hey, I, oh my god, I have that joke, uh,

659
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: the whole New World, And I go, Alley, I stole

660
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: that from I go. I was on stage and I thought,

661
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: where did that come from? I just thought it. I

662
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: go it was you, and I go, I am so sorry,

663
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: and and I think I said to her at first,

664
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: I go no. I think at first I thought it

665
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: was mine or something. And I made the mistake of

666
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: being like, I won't do it on TV. And then

667
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, why am I even

668
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: saying I would do it? Ever? And then I wrote

669
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: to her later being like, I'm so sorry. I only

670
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: said TV, I will never do that. That is yours.

671
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,239
Speaker 1: I took it from you, even if I'm adding some

672
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,479
Speaker 1: floors at the end, that is not mine. And so

673
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: it happens. You're definitely gonna write material that other people

674
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: have written and Um, it's okay, yeah, yeah, all right,

675
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. We skipped it yesterday, apparently

676
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: we did. First Hey, everybody, it's Mike. Oh. It's Mike Oh,

677
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: mikel Cent talk from v I. I hope you have

678
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: a great weekend. This weekend, I know it's very great,

679
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: but so bad. It's pretty much third day, if you

680
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: know what I mean, which is Saturday, and you're having

681
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: a great time in all the swells because every day

682
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: is the same day when you're here with the Nicky

683
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: Glazer pot. I'm gonna is doing this podcast in person

684
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: with you, Andrew, I'm not going to be we might

685
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: be apart for a while. What do you mean. I

686
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just getting booked on some stuff that's

687
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: calling my name. See. But the thing is that the

688
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: podcast with us remote still work, and I could go

689
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: to any city I want. I'm good with you. We're

690
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: staying here and we're going on your swing and taking

691
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: care of our coming to you that week. I'm going

692
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: to be there. Yeah, yeah, you are, that's true. Um yeah,

693
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: back to the news. Okay, five children under the age

694
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: of ten. We're brought to a hospital from a barbecue

695
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: after parents not as odd behavior the kids accidentally ingested

696
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: unintended th HC gummies. I mean, look at this bag

697
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: looks exactly like sour patch, but it says stoner patch,

698
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: and the gummies have like like stoner faces on them.

699
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: All these poor kids, they probably ate so much they

700
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: look delicious. I mean, that's like a gun that like

701
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: looks like a water gun. Yes it does. And um

702
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: yet in there by the way, all these gummies are

703
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: packaged in ways that you make you want to eat

704
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: them like tie pots, and they're not tai pots, so

705
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: you should not put them in your wash or eat them.

706
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: And oh a child. I first of all, I would

707
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: have loved I would have loved to see the first

708
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of or like once they kicked in, I

709
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: would have liked to see the first fifteen minutes. And

710
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: I want to know what were the parents saying the

711
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: kids were doing. Were they like they didn't get too

712
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: into detail, They just said they observed weird behavior, So

713
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: I would assume I would assume one of the kid's

714
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: head was in the cake, another one was just laughing

715
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 1: at the kids, and yeah, no, no, but it is funny,

716
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: like one kid was getting a lot of work done

717
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: in podcasting a lot, and it's like, oh, he's got

718
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: that Nikki Glazer, Jean Mickey mantle pot makes them well

719
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: edible edibles. Fuck you ups are so strong. Look at

720
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: that package. But I mean, how much we're in each

721
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: of those? No? What can you pull up that package again?

722
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: I want a kid? Ten kids under the age of ten?

723
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: Is that what we're dealing with? How many milligrams are those?

724
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,479
Speaker 1: I think those have got to be about five each?

725
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 1: Five children under the agent and I'm guessing those five

726
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: milligrams even one and what kid is going to eat

727
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: just one gun? Five milligrams? Shut? Oh for the whole package?

728
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: And how many are it means so they're five and

729
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: they're um ten each or so there's ten of them,

730
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: so they're all five milligrams. I'm guessing they were already open.

731
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the kids had between one and two of these,

732
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: which is five milligrams. Is enough to make my My

733
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: dad takes half half of five milligram and it's like

734
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: I really had the best time in my life. Just

735
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 1: that's a perfect amount for me. And he's six foot

736
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: something and um, so these kids got left up. I

737
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: mean it's funny, like you get high and you just

738
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: turn into like a little kid, just like enjoying the

739
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: world and these little past our patch. I would rather

740
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: my kids do mushrooms than than edibles. Well, it's weird

741
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: when you get high and you don't know you're gonna

742
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: get high. So you know, there was a kid in college.

743
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: This is pretty fucked up, but he he gave one

744
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: of his roommate acid without telling him. Yeah, and then

745
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: he pulled in Ari Shafear. Oh yeah, pretty much yea,

746
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: And the kid had no idea. He went he thought

747
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 1: he was going. I mean, that's a lot I think

748
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: is that people think that's just funny. And sometimes I

749
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: just say, like that's going to be the way that

750
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: I do it, you know, Like I was just you

751
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: want to put ayahuasca in your coffee? Well, I was

752
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: just talking to the guy. I'm talking to him bumble,

753
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: and we were talking about, you know, meditation and all

754
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: that stuff. And I've gotten away from tea. I used

755
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: to do TM every day to treat my depression, and

756
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: then the depression came back. I got it finally treated

757
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: with um Pharmaceuticals, Big pharma, and now I'm really into hallucinogens,

758
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: like I either want to you know, micro dose or

759
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: um do LSD or you know ayahuasca and have these

760
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: like I want to do an ego death. And I

761
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: was talking about that, and like, I do think I'm

762
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: so scared to have those experiences that Megan Fox talked

763
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: about that I almost want someone to just like drug

764
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: might I don't want it. I actually told Ari Safire

765
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: on Joe Rogan's podcast. I like said to Aria go,

766
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: you have permission to try to drug or something like that,

767
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: he said, And so I have not. I have not

768
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: been around him. Uh ever, I just I think it's

769
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: a really cruel thing to do, obviously, but not if

770
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: you're asking for it. The first time you ever got stoned,

771
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: do you remember the day and the whole build up. Yeah,

772
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: we called it Debbie, our friend Debbie. I have all

773
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: the notes to prove it. We were like, who can

774
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: get us Debbie. We were like writing about it, Katie

775
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: rap I'm not gonna say, Katie, Katie, there were some

776
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: people that could get us, Debbie. It was freshman year

777
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: of high school. We um smoked it with my friend

778
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: Ofny and Kristen and Kirsten down in the creek in

779
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: our subdivision that my parents still live in. We went home. Kirsten, um,

780
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: I remember a motorcycle pulled up, Like we heard a

781
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,479
Speaker 1: motorcycle and we were all like smoking behind. It wasn't

782
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: actually in the creek yet, we were behind like the

783
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: subdivision sign, this big giant like, uh, you know, one

784
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: of those big stone work signs. We were behind it.

785
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: There's bushes and on at the intersection that it was

786
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: a car pulled up, but it was a motorcycle and

787
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: we were all like giggling, being like and um, I

788
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: was like, it's a car, and Criston goes, no, it's

789
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: a motorcycle. It's live And we thought it was so

790
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: funny that, like we all knew what she meant live man.

791
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: But then we went home. We were so stoned. We

792
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: ate a bunch of but I was in control. This

793
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: happens a lot with me, Like when I did mushrooms

794
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: with a friend of mine recently, I saw her getting

795
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: sucked up and I wanted to take care of her.

796
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: So I just didn't let myself get as high, and

797
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: I took care of everyone and I went home. We

798
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: made Tostino's pizzas the oven at the time. We were like,

799
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: we were patient. I guess we watched TV cursed. We

800
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: all went in my room because they were behaving two

801
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: erratically that I would thought my parents were gonna catch on.

802
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: So we went in my room. We were giggling so much.

803
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: Kursten went in my bathroom. We've swear to God, the

804
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: shower turned on, she said. She claimed it didn't. Um,

805
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: and that was the first time we smoked out with Yeah,

806
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: the shower was live. Um. Yeah, that was the first time.

807
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: But we really it's interesting it didn't it didn't work.

808
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: Pen Bien with like, dude, we're I mean, we're weird

809
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: our lives. I smoked out of a shampoo bottle. So

810
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 1: we both smoked out of plastic the first time. Yeah,

811
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: I think most people do. Man, I've smoked out of

812
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: plastic stuff in it, Like everything is I mean what

813
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: I smoke out of. Now I'm breathing in sometimes I

814
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: you know, it goes through the pipe too quickly and

815
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: I breathe in just the lighter fluid of the lighter

816
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: and it's like, this is disgusting, Like this is not

817
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: good in any way. And thank you so much to

818
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: everyone who wrote to me about not having shame about pot,

819
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: and I'm really like it helped me so much, it's

820
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: continuing to help me. But um, yeah, it's it's gross.

821
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: I remember smoking out of a red bull can with

822
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: a very famous comedian who at the time I was

823
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: opening for him, and he was like, yeah, I smoke

824
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: pot and I was like, great, let's hang out. We

825
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: went to seven an elevent. We got a red bull

826
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: He was like, I have pop, but I don't have

827
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: anything smoke out of. Let's get a red bull can.

828
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, he knew how to make one.

829
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 1: You dent it and make a little thing. It's so

830
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: this is a story I tell on stage sometimes. But

831
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: he smoked out the red bull can. We we got

832
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: high behind a seven eleven. He was not a comedian

833
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: that was like trying to creep on me or anything.

834
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: We were just having fun. It was so awesome. What

835
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: a fun weekend that was cut to like twelve years later.

836
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm like hanging out with this comedian at the comedy

837
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: seller and I'm like, dude, I got some weed. Do

838
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: you smoke still smoke weed? I remember working with you

839
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: in Virginia Beach and like we smoked weed together and

840
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: he goes yeah, yeah I do. Oh my god, yes

841
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: of course. And I go, I go, let's I go.

842
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 1: I remember you were the first person and I think

843
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: the only time that we smoked out of a red

844
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: Bull can, which doesn't think because you're like inhaling luminum,

845
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: like that was so crazy. And he goes, oh, that's

846
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: what I still use. I was like, I go, really,

847
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: that's really bad. He's like an adult with children, and

848
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: I go that's bad and he goes, yeah, actually, um,

849
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: I kind of only can and I was like, yeah,

850
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: you're addicted to aluminium, buddy, Like that's that he had

851
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: the realization. They're like, he goes, yeah, sometimes I don't

852
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 1: even need weed in it. No, you didn't say that,

853
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: but it's like, literally is addicted to aluminium at this point,

854
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: So watch out out there. And someone actually just wrote

855
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: to me about energy drinks and said that they have

856
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: found that they have sores on their tongues and they

857
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: tongue and now they know what it's coming from. So

858
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: um yeah, I would switch to something Lacroix after you

859
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: get ramped up. Next news story, I love that one.

860
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those kids have a tale to tell. Uh.

861
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: Study finds that more than two thirds of all romantic

862
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: relationships begin as friendships. Those numbers were even higher among

863
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: people in their twenties than people who identified as LGB

864
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: t Q. With about couples beginning as friends, Wow, well

865
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: can I I wonder though when that friendship starts, if

866
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: one or both parties is just friends too. Well, that

867
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: made me think about, um, not giving up the vagiant,

868
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, but not giving up the vagina. But

869
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: the girls not even cognizant of the fact that they're

870
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: holding out the vagina from the guy, you know what

871
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean. So it's like it's building up, maybe not

872
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: like on the surface, but you know what I mean,

873
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: like he want Essentially, how the best way to get

874
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: a guy to like you is to not if so

875
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: everyone likes to chase everyone, no one doesn't like what

876
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: the chase, and at some point you've got to give

877
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: it up. And that's after you've they've fallen in love

878
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: with you. You can kind of let down your guard

879
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: and be more vulnerable. But honestly, Noah, even in my

880
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 1: own relationships right now that I'm kind of like toying with,

881
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I've seen how well it works to not let them

882
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: in your vagina and how it can transform someone to

883
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: to looking at you in a way that is truly like,

884
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: respectful and loving and like. And I am so scared

885
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 1: to ever let someone in my vagina ever again, because

886
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: might go away like I'm too scared. But is any

887
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,919
Speaker 1: part of you going you're giving? Look, I think it's

888
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: are you giving the vagina too much credit for this?

889
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: And I'm not I'm not trying to hate on it,

890
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, the guy in question could be

891
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: more ready now, He could be more understanding of you,

892
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: could be more empathetic for you for for a myriad

893
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: of reasons as well as not being able to be

894
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: allowed in your vagina. But are you giving the vagina

895
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 1: mirrored of reasons? I said, a mere con, a mirror cat,

896
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: a mere cat um. First of all, a myriad. Everyone

897
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: always says a myriad of reasons, And I just said,

898
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: doubt it's myriad reasons. It's like myriad is like the adjective.

899
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: It's like myriad reasons. It's not a myriad of which

900
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: is I think that's right. We can look it up later.

901
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, like I've heard that many so you're giving

902
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: me too much And you're right though, Andrew like a

903
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: person that I might be like getting all of this

904
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: from because I feel like it's because I'm withholding my vagina.

905
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: It might be because of any other things that might

906
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: be at play, however, the fact that I haven't let

907
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: this person in my vagina and how much they talk

908
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: about that fact and are turned on by that fact

909
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: and reference it and are not like frustrated but like

910
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: really like I think it's And by the way, I'm

911
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: not doing at this point, I'm as soon as I'm

912
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: ready to let anyone be like my boyfriend and like

913
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: committed to me and like let's move forward, I won't

914
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: have any problem letting them in because I will know

915
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: if i'm if I'm still debating, it means it's not ready.

916
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm not ready. But as soon as I'm like, yes,

917
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: I want this and I feel safe, I will do it.

918
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: But I know right now that it's not bad for him.

919
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: He's enjoying. He's still he's really enjoying. And honestly, I

920
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: don't know. I might try a relationship where it never

921
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: takes place. It's a good birth control. Um it uh,

922
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: it keeps like it keeps it. So there's always like

923
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: this thing that will keep it spicy and honeymoon phase

924
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: of like I can't have all of her and um,

925
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: it's just really it's it's been the one of the

926
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: hottest things in my life to not have vaginal sex.

927
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: I guess for me, I have fingers and everything else

928
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: in there. Yes, I think, uh yeah, so you're the

929
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: vagina is still being played around. Uh. My only thing though,

930
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: is like if I had a dog, right, Granted I'm

931
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: comparing a man to a dog, which isn't far off. Um,

932
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: but and the dog only came to me and loved

933
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,959
Speaker 1: me if I was withholding food, not because of the love.

934
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: I give the dog the petting, and I give the

935
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: dog the walks. I give the dog just the relationship.

936
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: These mirroad of other factors. If you will, uh, then

937
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: I'd just be worried that, oh, they only just want

938
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: the food. And it's like a mirror a myriad of food.

939
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: Myriad food. Yeah, mirrion, your dog, ye, marrion, myriad marian mirrors. Okay,

940
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: I hear you're saying. Can I say that, Um, I

941
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: don't ever feel like Uh. The thing is it's subconscious

942
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: and men don't even realize that that is Uh, you

943
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: know what it. You know what it is. No, let

944
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: me let me take this because I see you chomping

945
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: at the bed and I think I know. What I

946
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: want to say about the book getting to I do,

947
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: which is all based on, is that, yes, it's telling

948
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: you to withhold sex from men and in in an

949
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: effort and by doing that they will like you more

950
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: just as as it happens because of it. But what

951
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: the book is really teaching you to do is not

952
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: to trick a man into loving you. That's like my

953
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: joke eats. What I say about the book and how

954
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: I used to view it was like, don't be yourself

955
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: so you can get a man. But what it teaches

956
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: you to do is to respect your body and to

957
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: respect the things that you that your subconscious mind that

958
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: you can't control, Like you think you have, girls think

959
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: they have men, and women think they have control over

960
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: their emotions, and the truth is you don't, and you

961
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: have to. You have to respect the fact that your

962
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: body is biology really wired to get very connected to

963
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: someone who goes in your vagina. So just respect your

964
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: vagina and then when you don't let a man into

965
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: your vagina until he has earned it, until you feel safe,

966
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: until you feel everything in your soul is confident, and

967
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: you can never be sure. Obviously you can might be

968
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: doing all these things just to get the vagina. Then

969
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: once he gets to vagina, it was all of Then

970
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: you then you learn from that because that's happened to

971
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: me before. But it was because I didn't actually do

972
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: it right. I was withholding to get something and I

973
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: wasn't withholding because I respected myself like that. And you

974
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: know what he's you know, what he's responding to is

975
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: not the fact that I won't let him in my pussy.

976
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: It's he's fun to the fact that he knows no

977
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: man will ever get in my pussy. I respect myself

978
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: enough that not only because I'm not letting him in, no,

979
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: he knows no one will, and that I am a

980
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: woman that unless I am treated like a fucking queen,

981
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: you're not getting that. And it's just and when you

982
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: demand respect. I've been talking about f boys so much

983
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: Fby Island. Everyone goes, what, tell me what you learned

984
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: about FAY, and I go The only deterrent, the kryptonite

985
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: for an f boy. They can they can trick you

986
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: in in myriad ways. The only deterrent is a woman

987
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: who truly respects herself, doesn't fake respect herself, which I

988
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: was doing forever, truly thinks she is a prize and

989
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: that this guy needs to earn her. And when you

990
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 1: have that and when you truly believe it, which by

991
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: the way, is not easy to come by, and it

992
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: is not something that you can just like say, like

993
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: you know, I've been saying, like I hate this like

994
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: fake body positivity and self image positivity where it's like

995
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: put a sticker on your mirror that says you go girl,

996
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 1: And when you look at yourself in the mirror and

997
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: and you want to say and hold your fat, go

998
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: no you're hot, like that bullshit, unless you believe it,

999
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: don't fucking do that stuff. Okay, just be nicer to yourself,

1000
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: but like, don't, don't. This stuff is just I hate

1001
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: all these women that are pretending like they've accepted their

1002
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: bodies and are forcing everyone to feel shame about the

1003
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: fact that they haven't yet. Because it's a long process

1004
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: that takes so long, And if you're interested in my process,

1005
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: you can always DM me and I'll go into more detail.

1006
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: But because I have actually achieved it, that is the

1007
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: thing that has changed for me, is that I think

1008
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: when when when this guy sees me naked and he goes,

1009
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: you're so fucking hot, I just go. I don't go

1010
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: like thank you like I used to go, like thank you.

1011
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: I love when you say that, blah blah. I just go,

1012
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: I know, I know, like because I know I am

1013
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: so fucking hot, he's so lucky to be with me.

1014
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: He's also so hot. But like I I say, I

1015
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: know in a way that isn't like I know, It's

1016
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: like I'm just like I know, I thank you for

1017
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: seeing it. Like it's not like, oh good now I'm

1018
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: hot because you said it. It's like, thank you for

1019
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: saying what I already deep down know, and I would

1020
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: know it even if I was fucking like if I'm

1021
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: and I don't want to say this negatively, if I'm fat,

1022
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: if I'm old, if I'm age, spotty, tired looking, I'm

1023
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: fucking hot because I am. I just am. My spirit

1024
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: is hot, and I just this guy recently has been

1025
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: so obsessed with my looks. The guy that I'm hooking

1026
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: up with that I'm not having sex with, he is

1027
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: so he looked said me like I'm gezelp and really

1028
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: feel like I'm in the movie I Feel pretty, where

1029
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: Amy Schumer sees herself as a hot like as Emily Rodazowski.

1030
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: Almost in the mirror. That is what he sees when

1031
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,919
Speaker 1: he looks at me. When I look like horrid hell,

1032
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: He's like, I just can't believe how hot you are.

1033
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: Yesterday he pulled an old I D out of a box.

1034
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: I have an old I D. He was just like

1035
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: reading through this box. He pulled out this like driver's license,

1036
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: an old one, and I look like I have brown hair.

1037
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, smile, I no makeup. It's a licensed photo,

1038
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: and he goes, God, I just I fucking love this

1039
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: face and this guy I he he is. He doesn't

1040
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: realize what he's doing, but he's telling me, this guy

1041
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: loves This guy is so in love with me. It's

1042
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: not because I look hot there, and like anyone would

1043
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: say that was a great picture of me. I mean,

1044
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: it's not so bad for a license photo. But it

1045
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: was just like, this guy loves me now because I

1046
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: love myself and he couldn't before. This guy was not

1047
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: capable of loving me for not because he wasn't capable

1048
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: of it. Maybe it was that, but was because I

1049
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: didn't like myself. I really didn't. And if you are

1050
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: out there and you don't like yourself doesn't mean that

1051
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: you should break up with whoever you're with that says

1052
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: they love you. That's not what I'm saying, um, but

1053
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: it really is the missing ingredient. And I will be

1054
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: fine without a man or with one, for the rest

1055
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: of my life because I actually love myself a lot.

1056
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: Next story, Megan Fox reveals that she doesn't drink anymore

1057
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: because she had too much champagne nine Golden Globes and

1058
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: became belligerent and said a bunch of ship. So she

1059
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: drink too much champagne. Listen to these quotes that she

1060
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: said on the red carpet. They ask her, where's your husband,

1061
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: where's your you know, baby daddy bro And she goes,

1062
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be here, he's he has he's

1063
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: a male ego and he wanted to stay home. And

1064
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: what did she say? It's pretty much that right. I

1065
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: was like, this bitch is awesome and she's just being honest. Yeah.

1066
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: She also compared herself to Alan Alda, which whatever she

1067
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 1: said something about being a tranny because they in two

1068
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: thou nine that word still kind of being tossed around,

1069
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: and she was wasted, and she was probably tired of

1070
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: being like said, she looks hot all the time, and

1071
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: she was just like, I look like a kind of

1072
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: like a man today, or like I look I feel

1073
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: like I'm wearing so much makeup. I feel like maybe

1074
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: a man. Like I feel like a fraud. Is probably

1075
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: what she was saying, because sometimes I have said that

1076
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: where I feel like I'm um uh, either like a

1077
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: drag queen or like a transsexual, because I feel like

1078
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: my soul is so masculine and like I'm wearing all

1079
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: this makeup and I feel like, uh, I feel like

1080
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm lying about who I or that I'm I'm deceiving

1081
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: about who I really am or something. So I think

1082
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: she meant that. People I think have forgiven her for that,

1083
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: but her agents got so mad at her and we're like,

1084
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: you can never do that again. I can't believe this

1085
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: didn't make more headlines. She literally said, she was like, yeah,

1086
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be here. You know, he's a

1087
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: man with an ego. Brian doesn't want to be here.

1088
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man,

1089
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: he has an ego. I think he's probably working on music.

1090
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: I don't think he cares. The music line is so

1091
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 1: beautiful in like, yeah, his little music, Like there's so

1092
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: much hatred. Yeah, they got in a huge fight for

1093
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: this was the precursor. This is what you're talking about

1094
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: when people start doing jokes about their relationship their partner.

1095
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: She was just being honest years before they broke up. Yeah,

1096
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean, well she was wasted and so

1097
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: and I love that she had. That was her bottom was,

1098
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: like I said, stup on the red carpet. That's going

1099
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: to hurt my career, probably really upset my husband, who

1100
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 1: I actually do respect his music, because she probably did,

1101
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: and she was probably just annoyed that night. I feel like,

1102
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: though I don't know me, part of me thinks like

1103
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: she was maybe hated him so obviously I just think

1104
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: she had a bad night with him. But just hear

1105
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: me out. He failed as a musician, he did, he

1106
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: put out an album, it didn't work well. Obviously always

1107
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: wanted to be a white rapper, and then obviously they

1108
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: had issues in their marriage and she decided to be

1109
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: with a white rapper. I see a coincidence, That's all

1110
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying. No, I mean like that that is interesting.

1111
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know he had tried to do rap, but like,

1112
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: also he I just see I have done this before

1113
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: where I've lashed out in like interviews and taken out

1114
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: my aggression towards a man uh like this, and I

1115
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: was drunk with like anger or whatever it was, or

1116
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: I was just drunk, and I've done it, and I

1117
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: think that can be excused. I don't think this was

1118
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: the beginning of the end for them, because I bet

1119
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: she could do this to mg K to like I'm

1120
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: sure they have arguments where he's choosing something over her,

1121
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 1: and like, I think this was just her realizing that

1122
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: when she gets drunk, the truth might come out. But

1123
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: it's a truth that she wouldn't It's it's not he

1124
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: when people go when I get drunk, I tell the truth.

1125
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: It's like yes, but you also don't honor how much

1126
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: you love people and respecting their privacy, which is also

1127
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: part of your truth. So I like that she got

1128
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: sober after this. I was really inspired by that. I

1129
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: wonder if she's still smoke spot. I'm guessing she does

1130
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: because mg K is a huge donor, but I would

1131
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: like to know, and I'm gonna be friends with Bag

1132
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: and Fox someday, Andrew, Let's get to our sports moment.

1133
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: Let's here's Andrew's weekly supports moment. That's maybe one of

1134
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: my most proud voice over moments in my life. It's

1135
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: just like every time I go that is. I just

1136
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: recently released an F Boy Island thing, whereas F Boys

1137
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 1: in the Wild. I couldn't even listen to it yesterday.

1138
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: I put it on my story if you go to

1139
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: the F Boy Island Instagram. I did this whole like

1140
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: F Boys in the wild. They're a rare species, and

1141
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: I did all this boys before and I worked so

1142
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: hard on it, and then I heard the first line

1143
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: of it and I was just like, oh, you flubbed this, bitch,

1144
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: And I couldn't listen to the rest. So go listen

1145
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: to that and tell me I'm wrong. But I thought

1146
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 1: it fit the theme of what you were saying. I

1147
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: thought it was very good it what was it funny? Noh? Yes,

1148
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: because it went along with like the whole premise of

1149
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: that video. Okay, Okay, I'm so glad. All right, maybe

1150
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: I'll watch it. My assistant Jen goes, I'll watch everything

1151
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: for you that you don't want to watch. I'll be like,

1152
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: you know how certain kings have people try things to

1153
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: eat things before they eats not poisoned. So she's gonna

1154
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: watch everything I do to make sure it's not poisoned

1155
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 1: and be like, no, you need to see this, or

1156
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: you don't watch this thing. And then she dies. Yeah,

1157
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: she dies from watching me on the view? Is that what? No?

1158
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 1: But I'm sure it will happen soon. They're looking to

1159
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: replace machine Gun Kelly. What's her name, Megan Megan McCain.

1160
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: The original Space Jam director J just build this one.

1161
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: He bashed the News Space Jam and Lebron in the

1162
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: News Space Jam because he said that, you know, with

1163
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan. First of all, that movie SPA was based

1164
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: upon Michael Jordan's Uh, he went to baseball, and like

1165
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: the whole movie was shaped around Michael Jordan's departure from

1166
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: basketball to baseball, So Lebron filling in it didn't really

1167
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: make sense, even though I would argue him going from

1168
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: Cleveland to Miami was kind of like a departure that

1169
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 1: he got a lot of flak four um, so I

1170
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: think that that's in similar vein. This guy also hasn't

1171
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: done a lot of work since then. He was probably

1172
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: excited to do an interview. I'm guessing this guy had

1173
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: a few cocktails before he did this interview because he

1174
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: throws Lebron under the bus. Have has I loved the

1175
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 1: first Space Jam. I don't remember anything about it, but

1176
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 1: I think I would be He said, bugs Bunny looks terrible.

1177
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: The director said that, Um he said that? What other?

1178
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: I mean, like well that, like the supporting cast was

1179
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,959
Speaker 1: way better in the first one. He's just of course,

1180
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: he was the director and he didn't get asked back

1181
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: for this one. I thought it was so funny, though,

1182
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 1: that he was so blatantly honest, because you never hear

1183
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: anyone trashing these big movies. I think he definitely had.

1184
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: I think he was drunk. I'm not joking you. When

1185
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: I heard this, I go, this guy is either drunk

1186
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: with anger, but he's I think he doesn't. I don't

1187
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: know what. He's worked on a lot since then. I

1188
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 1: like this guy because I like that he was honest,

1189
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: Like you're saying, Noah, but I think that and no

1190
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: one trashes I mean Lebron does get trashed by like

1191
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: people who are and he gets compared to Michael Jordan's

1192
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: all the time and he was asking for it and

1193
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: doing a remake of Space Jam, So who care? But

1194
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: I think this is just getting a lot of pressed

1195
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: because this guy like really went hard and like most

1196
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: of the time these interviews are so innocuously like pleasant

1197
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: and commentary that you would never even he definitely has

1198
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: a chip on his shoulder for a myriad of reasons.

1199
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: Um wait, wait, let's try to get right. He has

1200
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: a chip on a shoulder for what mirrored reasons? Myriad reasons?

1201
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: Good job, I could be wrong about this, by the way,

1202
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: you never are, so I um, I just love that

1203
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: they compare, like these basketball people. They love comparing Lebron

1204
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 1: versus Michael Jordan's Michael Jordan's versus Kobe, you know, and

1205
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: no matter what, and so there's a movie and so

1206
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: now this guy's like Lebron's acting skills, there's nothing compared,

1207
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: Like they could be like literally wiping their ass and

1208
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: be like, no, Michael Jordan's Michael Jordan wipes his ass

1209
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: up and down and gives a sick assist to his

1210
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: balls at the same time more than Lebron. Like this

1211
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: like feeling of like they're both incredible, Like why are

1212
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 1: we are? Queen like, what is it? Why? Why? Because

1213
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: what do you need for someone to have to be

1214
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: right about the top five? I think, Andrew, I think

1215
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: it's a it's human nature to compare and to crown

1216
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: a winner. It's definitely American to say winner loser, because

1217
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: we don't like things just being the way they are

1218
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 1: and accepting people for what they're able to give in

1219
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: the moment. And I think that, you know, even when

1220
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: you're on a show with other comedians, there will always

1221
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,439
Speaker 1: be on the way out, people will go, I liked

1222
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: the first guy, the second guy, blah blah blah, then

1223
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: this she wasn't as good as I like. Everyone has

1224
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: to rate things, even me, Like after a movie when

1225
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm walking out, I go, you know, that wasn't as

1226
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: good as the last one. I liked to better than this.

1227
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: It's like, you just gotta rank. We love it. And

1228
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: you know what, Lebron is worth so much money and

1229
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: does so many and he does really good things for

1230
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: the world, and so did Michael Jordan's I think and like,

1231
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 1: I love these And Kobe, of course, was like watching

1232
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: that Naomi Osaka documentary. She was like friends with Kobe

1233
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: and he reached out to her to like help her,

1234
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: and I would I get emotional just thinking about it

1235
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: because he just seemed I didn't really know how like

1236
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: involved he was in like young women's sports, not just

1237
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: for his daughter, but like to reach out to this

1238
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: young twenty year old tennis superstar and to give her

1239
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: advice about the game, and just he was also you know,

1240
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: he grew up in Europe outside of America, you know,

1241
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: both being you know, African America outside of I guess,

1242
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: I guess they're not African Americal. It was gone and

1243
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: I really didn't remember. We were on the train and

1244
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: I go and I wrote it was it was the

1245
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: first It was the first gig after banging out to

1246
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: It was January. We were coming back from Connecticut, I think,

1247
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: and you we pulled into Penn Station and I was

1248
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: like waking up in the dark Penn Station, like the

1249
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: Amtrak polls and it's like all dark and it was

1250
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 1: in the morning, and you were like, Kobe Bryant is dead,

1251
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait it, yeah, those moments that

1252
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: like where were you? I remember that one, But I

1253
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: just want to stay with the Kobe thing, like um,

1254
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: I was thinking yesterday. Kobe was right before COVID like

1255
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: you know that was like he never experienced COVID. I

1256
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: don't know why that stuck out to me of like,

1257
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, like this whole thing happened that he

1258
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: never Not that that doesn't mean anything, but it's just

1259
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: weird that that, like this thing we've been living with

1260
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: that seems like the most like crazy thing that's ever

1261
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: happened to any of us. Besides I would say September

1262
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: leven and then COVID have been the two big American

1263
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 1: things maybe jfk assassination, landing on the moon, but like

1264
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: Kobe missed one of those, and he seems like such

1265
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: a part of the same thing about mac Miller for

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01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: some reason, Yeah, like why is that they missed COVID?

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Speaker 1: Like why would we want them to see it? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm always like, what would they have said?

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Speaker 1: Let's get to fan tracks. I'm gonna be honest with

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Speaker 1: you guys. We taped an episode ester day that is

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01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: all fan threaks. It was we went through all of

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Speaker 1: our mail and tried to like empty it out because

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Speaker 1: we are kind of behind on it. We get so

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01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: many messages. So that is upcoming on the show is

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01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: a whole episode dedicated to your uh, your thoughts about

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01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: the show and questions and concerns and um advice. It

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Speaker 1: was fun as fun and I love the sec Yeah,

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01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: so let's get into fan threats. We do have a

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01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: new theme song brought to you by Noah and her fiance,

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Speaker 1: AV who is from a metal band. Right, yes, let's

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01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: play it first and then talk about it. Featured in

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01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: Oh my God, Wow, that sounds like your asshole after

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01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: you had a little bit of tabasco the night before.

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01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: That was how do you even make your voice do that?

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Speaker 1: That was Afi, by the way, from the band What

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01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: what band was he in? That was featured in VP.

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Speaker 1: The band is called McGruder Grind m ruder Grind. We

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Speaker 1: have a professional metal singer, Noah's fiance av He He

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01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: was also in the movie. In the show Veep season one.

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01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: I forget which episode Dan and Jonah go to a

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01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: um A concert together because I think Dan's trying to

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01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: become friends with Jonah too, Brian, some kind of bribe

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01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: is happening. They go to a metal show and it's

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01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: Av is the singer that AUV. Noah's fiance has been

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01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,919
Speaker 1: in my favorite show, and now we have that guy

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01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,959
Speaker 1: from veep Auvi. What's his last name? Call Away, call Avi,

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01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: call Away Future, Noah call Away is his feet is

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01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: now our fan Trax theme songs, So thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for that. You'll be hearing that weekly on Thursdays

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Speaker 1: and for our upcoming uh All Fan Trax episode that

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Speaker 1: will be out next week. So let's get to the

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01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: fan Trax. Let's see what you guys are thinking about

1303
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: the show and about yourselves and a life. No uh

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01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: read it for us? Okay, So this this came into

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01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: our Instagram account. Um Nikki Glizer, pod Hi Nikki, Hi, Nikki,

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01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah Nikki. I just wanted to say thank

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01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: you for mentioning your parents canceled trip to Greece because

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01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: of your dad's passport that was close to being expired.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my husband and I have a trip

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Speaker 1: to the Maldives Soka, I know coming up, and because

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01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: of your podcast, I looked into the passport rules and

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01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 1: it turns out his passport expiration would have put us

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01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: in the same position as your parents. Wow. I never

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01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: would have looked into this if it weren't for your

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01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: show and the unfortunate experience your parents had. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: For them. But I'm so thankful that I found out

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Speaker 1: and we have enough time to renew my husband's passport

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Speaker 1: prior to our trip. Guys, Jen, I'll answer this as

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Speaker 1: Julia Glazer. Jen, goddamn it. You know when Nikki told

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01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: me that something good would happen because e J and

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01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 1: I got detained in Germany for goddamn seven hours, I thought, honestly, Jen,

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01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: I thought we weren't going to get out of there,

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01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: and you know what, e J had to bring these

1324
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 1: goddamn pot gummies that were in the bag the whole time.

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01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me get my luggage. I thought, we

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01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 1: are going to get end up in you know, interpoll

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01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 1: is gonna be called. We're not going to get out

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Speaker 1: of here. God damn it. We didn't get to eat

1329
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: no one's there's one nice guy. I thought, you know what,

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Speaker 1: there isn't anything good going to come of this, NICKI

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01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: said there would. But now Jen, I know you you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have something's gonna happen to the Maldives that is

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01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: going to be amazing for you, God damn it, and

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01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: I can't wait for it. And you know what, Nick,

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01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 1: You're right. Good things do happen out of bad things.

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01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 1: And um, jen, I hope that something you experienced in

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01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 1: the Maldives goes wrong so that it can help someone else. Um,

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01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: isn't it Maldives? I I really, I definitely I think

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01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: it's mal Dives. I think you're herd No is a

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01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: Maldives And no, she said mal Dives. No, she said Maldives.

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01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 1: Definitely said mal Dives. Think they say mal mal mal

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01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 1: Dive said mal Dives. I don't remember, she said mal.

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01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: She said mald Dives. No, she said Maldives. We'll do it. Well,

1344
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: we'll find out afterwards. And now the listener is going

1345
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: to go back and listen when she just read that

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01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: from hundred dollars, here we go, all right, so let's

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01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: see what it really is pronounced. Um, let's see one

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01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,439
Speaker 1: second she said Maldives. I know for a fact because

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01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: I heard it and I was like, that's weird. I

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01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: was really hoping you wouldn't ask me to read that one,

1351
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: because well, here we go, here we go, here's what

1352
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 1: it is. I didn't want that to happen. Dieve's pronunciation.

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01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: Let's do this, and it's going to play. I think

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01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 1: it's Oh, it's connected to my goddamn bluetooth one beating

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01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: my here, I got it, Maldives, Maldives. Well that's what

1356
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: she said, she said, mal Dives. No, she said, Maldives,

1357
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 1: I said it wrong. Well we're going to find out.

1358
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: And you guys listening right now, you know that I

1359
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: want a We can't go back around. You had to

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01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 1: rank it, all right, So Jen, thank you so much

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01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: for that. That is awesome and that is exactly what

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01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Oh my god, can I just say

1363
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: yesterday I ran into a guy. I was walking Luigi.

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01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: He was on leach. I ran to a guy that

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01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: had a dog named Danny, very very cute, little beagle

1366
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: dog is a puppy. It's so cute as a girl

1367
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: to named Danny so cute. And he said to me, goes,

1368
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: are you are you wanting to take Luigi off leash?

1369
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: And I just he goes, do you want to take

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01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: him off leach? And I looked at him like I

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01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 1: thought he knew. I thought he noticed that I'm an

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01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 1: Awfulee shirt around the building and was kind of like

1373
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: they all talked about me, like this bitch has a

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01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: dog off leash, and so I kind of look at

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01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: on my goat now because I really didn't want to,

1376
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, why now they're talking about me

1377
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: like they know that I'm this off leach bitch and

1378
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: they're all like, she thinks she's cool. And then I

1379
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 1: realized he's a fucking bestie. And I realized that after

1380
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 1: I walked away. So shout out to Danny's owner. You

1381
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 1: were so sweet, and I'm sorry. I was very confused

1382
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: by you saying that, and you were trying to let

1383
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:59,959
Speaker 1: me know you listen to the podcast all right, next okay,

1384
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 1: this is a voicemail from Becca Sweet. Hey Nikki, my

1385
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: name is Becca, and day went bestie. So I was

1386
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast on Monday and you mentioned that

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01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,440
Speaker 1: you were at the Colony Hotel in Palm Beach Saturday,

1388
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 1: and I was actually on a date right across the street.

1389
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: I looked out the window and I said, I wonder

1390
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 1: what's going on at the Colony Hotel this weekend. He goes, M,

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01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, and then yeah, come to find out,

1392
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: it to you, the woman that I listened to every

1393
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: day in my favorite comedian of all time. Um, so yeah,

1394
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 1: I thought that was funny. But yeah, sometimes I just

1395
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: feel like this friendship is one way like it is,

1396
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 1: we could have got that spreak tam together. You could

1397
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: have let me know, Yeah you're right, but no you're not.

1398
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding you. I'm sad we didnt get

1399
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 1: to September super excited. So yeah that guy. Okay, this

1400
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: is what I love. I love that people talk to

1401
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 1: me like I'm a best friend that they just like

1402
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 1: missed in passing and like I I'm gonna try to

1403
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: be a little bit more um giving on our social,

1404
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,800
Speaker 1: on our pod social about my whereabouts because sometimes I

1405
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 1: don't want to let people know because I just don't

1406
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: want to there there could be people that want to

1407
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: do me harm. But um, I I'm so mad I

1408
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 1: missed the opportunity to run into you. I love when

1409
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: I get to run into besties and the ones of

1410
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: you i've met. You know that when you run into me,

1411
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: it is I treat you like a best friend and

1412
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: I give you a hug like we haven't seen each

1413
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,720
Speaker 1: other forever and because and I know it's one sided, um,

1414
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 1: which I would I would argue that a lot of

1415
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: my best friends who I see in person, they would

1416
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 1: also argue this relationships at one sided um, but no

1417
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 1: that that means a lot to me and I all

1418
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: that's why I love hearing from you guys, because it

1419
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 1: just I get verification that the people that listen to

1420
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: the show are people that I would be best friends

1421
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 1: with and when I get coffee with and I will

1422
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 1: eventually be doing that. Like I, I love you guys

1423
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 1: so and and you're specially more special to me than

1424
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: any other fan I've accrued in my life through se

1425
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: end up, through anything. No offense of you like me

1426
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: from stand up that's also me, but this is more me.

1427
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: I just want to say quickly, Uh fan Trex from

1428
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: Mark Uh. Someone you will see on the upcoming season

1429
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: of f Boy Island Mark Moran. He wrote me and

1430
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 1: invited us to a premiere party in New York on

1431
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,520
Speaker 1: that he's having. We're not going to be there, unfortunately,

1432
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:24,200
Speaker 1: but he said, um, he goes, Nikki, I love you

1433
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: to go. Would you be two of my guests this party?

1434
01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: I said, oh, we're not going to be there, but

1435
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,640
Speaker 1: I wish we could be, and he said ah. He

1436
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 1: wrote c O U h L no worries. He was

1437
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: saying cool, but it wrote no worries. See you when

1438
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: you come to New York for your show and hope

1439
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: all as well. Love listening to you and Andrew Monday

1440
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: through Thursday. At first I read kul and I'm like,

1441
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: did that auto correct for him? Because he was talking

1442
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 1: to me, like or does did he right? Like? Does no?

1443
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 1: I had no idea listened to the show. I am

1444
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 1: Mark shout out, thank you for listening to the show.

1445
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: You're so funny on the show. I got to sing

1446
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: your praises yesterday on the f Boy podcast that's coming

1447
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: out soon that is hosted by two hilarious comedians. Um,

1448
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,759
Speaker 1: I can't remember their names right now. I'm so embarrassed,

1449
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,759
Speaker 1: but I did a podcast yesterday about f Boy Island.

1450
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: I really recommend you guys listening because they'll have people

1451
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,720
Speaker 1: and the host they got for it, which you never

1452
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 1: know what they're going to get to just do this

1453
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: temporary podcast about a show. HBO got to comedians that

1454
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 1: I know both from the Rows scene and another one

1455
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: I knew from Nicole Ritchie's uh Quimby show, but was

1456
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: I started following because I was like, this guy is

1457
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: the funniest person ever. So I was just so happy

1458
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: to see them and it just made me even it

1459
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 1: made me believe so much more in like HBO already

1460
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:34,559
Speaker 1: because I've even been giving interviews being like they were

1461
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: so hands off with me in terms of like do

1462
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 1: whatever you want, Nikki that I think it was negligent,

1463
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,560
Speaker 1: Like I think it was a bad Like it was

1464
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 1: almost like you guys don't want to say anything. They

1465
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: just trusted and just because they have good taste, they

1466
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: know that they're not funnier than me, so they're gonna

1467
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: let me. That's that's smart, that's what executive should do.

1468
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 1: And I and I really just shout out to those guys.

1469
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 1: And Mark marian I gave you a shout out on

1470
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,400
Speaker 1: the f Boy podcast because, um, how funny you were

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01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: on the season. And what I always say about you

1472
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 1: is that although your jokes, we took about some of

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Speaker 1: the jokes you make on the second episode on a date,

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01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 1: and um, we rape them and they're all like dad

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01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 1: jokes that he heard along the way, I don't think

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01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 1: you've made these jokes up. And we kind of bash

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01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 1: you for those jokes. But what I wanted to say,

1478
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: and I said on the show, I think is that

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01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: you're you take risks that I don't take. That if

1480
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 1: you embarrass yourself. It's so embarrassing, but if it comes through,

1481
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 1: it's amazing. And you're someone that takes a lot of risks,

1482
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 1: probably financially too, and that's what you're doing. Well. Um,

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01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:33,560
Speaker 1: he's very fast, like running like he ran track in

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01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 1: D one. I saw him sprint a race a guy

1485
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: in the parking lot and he smoked them by like

1486
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:42,600
Speaker 1: thirty ft. Go Mark. This is from Maren and it

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01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 1: says divorced parents live next door to each other. Okay,

1488
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 1: good to night, Hey besties. My name is Maren, and

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01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 1: I'm calling because in a recent episode, y'all were talking

1490
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 1: about how Adele bought a house for her husband across

1491
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,720
Speaker 1: the street after they got to worse, and I just

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01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 1: wanted to share that when my parents got divorced when

1493
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 1: I was in sixth grade, my mom bought the house

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01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 1: next door to my dad, and I grew up with

1495
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,720
Speaker 1: my parents living next door to each other and it

1496
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:12,160
Speaker 1: was a super amicable divorce. So I grew up like

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01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 1: pretty happy with this arrangement. And I love to tell

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01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:20,280
Speaker 1: people about my childhood and how that went stuff, So

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01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: I thought y'all would find it interesting. Um, thanks so

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Speaker 1: much for making this show. It helps get me through

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01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:31,559
Speaker 1: my s S d J, my soul sucking dusk job.

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01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:35,880
Speaker 1: Anybody can't wait to hear the next episode thanks by

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Speaker 1: love it um. S SDJ could also be day job

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01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:41,759
Speaker 1: like if you're not at the desk or soul sucking

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01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,719
Speaker 1: standing dusk job, if you are saying to a standing

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Speaker 1: dusk and s S S d J, um, thank you

1507
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,519
Speaker 1: so much for that and what cool parents to arrange that.

1508
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: I think that is actually I wonder if the parents started,

1509
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: if they got I would just like to know follow up,

1510
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,680
Speaker 1: if they got remarried, or if they dated a lot,

1511
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 1: and like the other parents looking out the window, like

1512
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: just like a relationship blossom, like that might be tough.

1513
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:07,560
Speaker 1: I would think, yeah, but unless you really were like

1514
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:10,400
Speaker 1: we're better off as friends and I don't care. No,

1515
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 1: it's awesome, Like dude, I mean, like I said before,

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01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 1: like hearing that is so foreign to me, but so

1517
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,680
Speaker 1: many like I did a divorced podcast I did like

1518
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: hundreds of and the common denominator was like, your parents

1519
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 1: can be divorced all day, but as long as they

1520
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:27,599
Speaker 1: stay friends afterwards, the kid is literally could be better

1521
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,639
Speaker 1: than ever comedian. Yeah, we'll probably end up a doctor

1522
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:35,759
Speaker 1: like their father. UM, I did get UM one short

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Speaker 1: one and from my d M S. I want to

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Speaker 1: say that the girl that I told you guys about

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Speaker 1: that hasn't only fans, and she looks like me, and

1526
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Speaker 1: so if you're into like sexy material from someone who

1527
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Speaker 1: really looks like me. Bentley with Luna Hill x one

1528
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Speaker 1: wrote to me and she said, UM, I really can't

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Speaker 1: begin to thank you enough, Nikki. I got over two

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Speaker 1: hundred new subs from you. I've been working so hard

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Speaker 1: and you doing something like this is honestly helped me

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Speaker 1: so much. I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable with

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Speaker 1: too many thank you and your best and you're the best,

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Speaker 1: but seriously, thank you, you're the best. Um. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for subscribing to her Only Fans. I really love to

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Speaker 1: support artists on only fans, especially ones that I find

1537
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Speaker 1: via porn sites that I'm like really into, they oftentimes

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Speaker 1: have only fans. It's just a great way to like

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Speaker 1: can follow into Luna do it a solid though. Her

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Speaker 1: of her followers fans of ours would be nice, right,

1545
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Speaker 1: And if you don't have vagina hair, maybe I figured

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1547
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1548
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Speaker 1: And I will never uh you know, advertise her only

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Speaker 1: and not advertising it l never. I will tell you

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Speaker 1: to unsubscribe unless she does that. So that is a threat. Uh,

1551
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Speaker 1: let's get to our last thing. No, do we have

1552
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 1: time for one last one? That's pretty good. That's really good.

1553
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh I thought she was playing it again. That's good. Whoa, Okay,

1554
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 1: this is from Nikola. Maybe the Glazer sisters just straight

1555
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,679
Speaker 1: up by the way, I wanted to be Taylor Swift related.

1556
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know how like they always do

1557
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 1: like its song, like maybe the fashion eggs. Oh yeah,

1558
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:27,639
Speaker 1: maybe Hey Nikki, Andrew and Noah. My name is Nicola

1559
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 1: and I'm calling in because I not only have a

1560
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:35,280
Speaker 1: mispronunciation story, but also a co story. The mispronunciation story

1561
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:38,040
Speaker 1: is not about myself but about my friend's sage. She's

1562
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 1: notorious for always misspelling and saying things incorrectly. But the

1563
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:45,640
Speaker 1: funniest stories when she was fighting with her mom. She

1564
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: was really mad, and she goes, you are the epitome

1565
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 1: of crazy, and her mom looked awed and goes, did

1566
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: you mean to say epitome? And she has not lived

1567
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 1: that one down since. And then my co story is

1568
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,640
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, so ca and so cringe. But my

1569
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,280
Speaker 1: friends and I middle school. We're trying to flirt with

1570
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,639
Speaker 1: the boys, of course, and we thought the best way

1571
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,200
Speaker 1: to do that would be to pull out a string

1572
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,800
Speaker 1: of hair from our ponytails and to go around to

1573
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,760
Speaker 1: all of the boys and ask them to pet our

1574
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:17,000
Speaker 1: rat tails. And then we proceeded to force them to

1575
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 1: pet them. I don't know that it was not flirty, definitely,

1576
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Making me laugh. I get some

1577
01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:31,960
Speaker 1: pretty bad anxiety and your podcast is my safe place

1578
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 1: and always gets me through it. I'll be seeing you,

1579
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,040
Speaker 1: Nikki in when you come to Wisconsin, and I cannot

1580
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 1: win Nicola on my God. I love your name, first

1581
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 1: of all, Like, that's so much more fun if your

1582
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: name had had a like a cigarette holder. Yeah, yeah,

1583
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 1: Like Nick alah Allah means to the nick, to the glazer, nick,

1584
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: whatever your last name is, your name is nick to

1585
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 1: the blank in French, um Nicola, thank you so much

1586
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 1: for that. That is was the epitome of a mispronunciation. Example.

1587
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:09,400
Speaker 1: Love it the kold thing. I do understand that, Like

1588
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 1: just like why did we do that, the bizarre thing

1589
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:13,600
Speaker 1: in middle school, Like we put out our hair and

1590
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 1: said that. We did a thing called Guess the boob

1591
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,200
Speaker 1: that I've talked about where we just took a picture.

1592
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: We had the first like internet camera ever. My dad

1593
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:24,960
Speaker 1: got a o L you know, in semester took a

1594
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,320
Speaker 1: picture of one breast each of us except me because

1595
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 1: I was too modest. And um, I just asked Kurston

1596
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: to be my stand in boob because she had the

1597
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,360
Speaker 1: best boobs. And then we would send the boobs two

1598
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,600
Speaker 1: guys in our middle school or our high school. It

1599
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: was middle school actually, like image, and we would go,

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01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,160
Speaker 1: guess who's boob is? Who this is, who's here? And

1601
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,280
Speaker 1: then they would try to guess it. And that was

1602
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 1: dumb and I never did my own one. But um,

1603
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,200
Speaker 1: I do love that story because you could have gotten

1604
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,560
Speaker 1: boobs from the internet, but you guys actually went with

1605
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 1: your actual tits. Yeah, I mean, because we just had

1606
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 1: to use that camera. Was so dope. Um Brandon told

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01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:01,600
Speaker 1: me the song, uh a couple of days ago. Have

1608
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,719
Speaker 1: you ever heard the tea Paint song where he wraps

1609
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 1: mansion in Wisconsin? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you got the men

1610
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:17,320
Speaker 1: and whisky. I love I love mispronunciation to rhyming a rhyme.

1611
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:21,240
Speaker 1: My favorite one is in the Billy Currington song He Goes.

1612
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 1: I read in the obituary he was a millionairey love

1613
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:33,680
Speaker 1: throwing on the thing like airy like it. I mean,

1614
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 1: that's fun. But Billy Currington, it's God is great and

1615
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:42,280
Speaker 1: people are good. Beer is crazy or God is good great,

1616
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:44,880
Speaker 1: God is great, people are wait, God here is good.

1617
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 1: God is great, People are God is great, Beer is good,

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01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 1: people are crazy, is what I think it is. It

1619
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 1: starts with God. Oh, that starts with the God. I

1620
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,280
Speaker 1: remember right. I wrote that literally, it's in my phone right.

1621
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 1: Look at I type in God in my nose. It's

1622
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,280
Speaker 1: a great song. Watch this And you know why I

1623
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,200
Speaker 1: look at it says God. I love this song because

1624
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 1: he meets this old man who cuts his shitty kids

1625
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,960
Speaker 1: out of the will and gives him all his money

1626
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 1: just because they drank one day. And I wrote that

1627
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 1: down because I saw in someone's bumble profile and I

1628
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:12,560
Speaker 1: thought it was just such a perfect example of just

1629
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,639
Speaker 1: an idiot, but that I didn't know there were lyrics.

1630
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:19,719
Speaker 1: I was just like, kid, people are look crazy. Saying

1631
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:23,320
Speaker 1: people are crazy is kid? Um, yeah, people are. I've

1632
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 1: heard a couple of kids recently that I go, that's

1633
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 1: not cool. So let's let's just reiterate. And and by

1634
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 1: the way, I don't care if you're not right with kid.

1635
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 1: I just love that using it. Mark used it wrong

1636
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 1: by saying it's kid like that it wasn't you know

1637
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,800
Speaker 1: what's fine? Kid means you're trying to look cool, but

1638
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 1: you're acting like you're not trying, like you're acting like

1639
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,640
Speaker 1: you don't want people to notice, or it's an aggressive

1640
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:48,640
Speaker 1: look cool, or you're but you're yet but but but

1641
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 1: the thing the rev is done like the person is

1642
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,679
Speaker 1: not doing it to be like, hey watch, I'm about

1643
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,800
Speaker 1: If someone goes not to reugh my engine to a

1644
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 1: bunch of people and then they rev it, that's not

1645
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,639
Speaker 1: if they reve it like they're just like it would

1646
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: be doing this anyway, but they're literally doing it for

1647
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: someone else. Could by definitely is something that you do

1648
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: to get people's attention that you here's here's what it says,

1649
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 1: tell someone. Thing is if you wouldn't do it unless

1650
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 1: people were around, and you're doing it because people are around,

1651
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: But it's you're doing it without acknowledging that you're doing

1652
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:23,040
Speaker 1: it because people are around. Cat final thought before we

1653
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:25,519
Speaker 1: go off, you go off to Chicago today. You're driving

1654
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 1: Brenna there, Um, I am going to Mexico on Saturday.

1655
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:31,880
Speaker 1: I will be broadcasting from there. Um on Monday. Will

1656
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,920
Speaker 1: you still be in Chicago on Monday potentially Wednesday? Are

1657
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:38,439
Speaker 1: you going to play golf there? Nice a lot of

1658
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 1: golf of my cousins, and I believe with Brenna's Yeah.

1659
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 1: She told me that, Um, someone and her family wanted

1660
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,280
Speaker 1: to play with you and they were like, do you

1661
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 1: think Andrew would be interested in in playing around of golf?

1662
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 1: And she goes, he would love nothing more, nothing more

1663
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,680
Speaker 1: than that he would love So I just love that

1664
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,560
Speaker 1: she um is embracing your obsession with golf. And we

1665
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,560
Speaker 1: go on the road. Maybe I could squeeze in a

1666
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:05,559
Speaker 1: nine somewhere like the I'm so obsessed with guitar. If

1667
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 1: I had to go somewhere to play guitar and like

1668
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 1: couldn't do it in the house, I would be gone

1669
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,760
Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. And the fact that

1670
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,760
Speaker 1: you're going is because I have shame about playing golf

1671
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:18,879
Speaker 1: because or about playing guitar because it doesn't actually contribute

1672
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:22,679
Speaker 1: to my bottom like my money and my my career

1673
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:25,719
Speaker 1: that I was active, um and so I always feel

1674
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:27,760
Speaker 1: bad playing it, especially when I'm like Andrew, could you

1675
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,320
Speaker 1: watch Luigi? Have so much to do today, and then

1676
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm playing guitar. It's like, well, why are you playing guitar?

1677
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 1: Like and it's like, well, yesterday I had to get

1678
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:36,120
Speaker 1: on a call, dude. It's for your well being. Man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have more important but money is yesterday. You need

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01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:45,679
Speaker 1: money to yesterday. I had five hours of of NonStop

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01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 1: talking of being on. I did this show for an

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01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:49,720
Speaker 1: hour and a half, you know. Then we did a

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01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 1: special episode that's going to air fan t Rex only

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01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:55,439
Speaker 1: that was about an hour. Then I did UM an

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01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 1: hour f Boy Island podcast. Then I did an hour

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01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,920
Speaker 1: interview with l and and uh and then something else

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01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 1: was an hour and it was me talking being on

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01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,320
Speaker 1: and not just not like people go oh, I worked

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01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:09,559
Speaker 1: a five hour day. That's nothing. You're like at your computer,

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01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:11,920
Speaker 1: you like sometimes get distracted by your phone I could

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01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,680
Speaker 1: not be on my phone for any of this. I

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01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,720
Speaker 1: was at some points because I just had to and

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01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,040
Speaker 1: got distracted. But like when I'm on and doing an interview,

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01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:20,680
Speaker 1: I can't be on my phone. I can't do, I

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01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 1: can't eat, I can't Like the last interview is supposed

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01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,640
Speaker 1: to be on zoom, and I go, can I do

1697
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 1: this as a phone call? Because I have to clean

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01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,800
Speaker 1: up my house and so during it, I was like

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01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,920
Speaker 1: like folding clothes and stuff. But um I what I

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01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 1: was gonna say about that was, Oh, before one of

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01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:39,040
Speaker 1: my interviews, I was running late and I needed to

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01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,559
Speaker 1: get like hair and makeup, and then I I got

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01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 1: everything ready and I'm, oh, my gosh, two minutes till

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01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:46,559
Speaker 1: the interview starts. I'm ready to go. But I really

1705
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,519
Speaker 1: wanted to play a song on guitar because I just

1706
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,120
Speaker 1: was craving it so much. My A D D meds

1707
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 1: were kicking in a way that I was like going

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01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 1: to nail this song. It was like, and I was,

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01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:57,320
Speaker 1: and I said to Andrew, I go, Andrew, is it

1710
01:23:57,439 --> 01:24:00,360
Speaker 1: bad if I'm seven minutes late? Not because I wasn't ready,

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01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,240
Speaker 1: but because I wanted to play a song on guitar

1712
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,280
Speaker 1: and he goes, I think you just answered your own question,

1713
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 1: and I go, you're right, I'll get on right now.

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01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:08,760
Speaker 1: And so I got on the zoom now. So I

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01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,760
Speaker 1: played guitar. I was seven minutes late and it ended

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01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,600
Speaker 1: up being okay. And I didn't lie and say that

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01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,800
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not ready. I was just like, I

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01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,720
Speaker 1: need seven more minutes. And it wasn't a lie. I

1719
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,920
Speaker 1: didn't need. So many companies they have ping pong tables

1720
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:24,160
Speaker 1: in their fucking office, they have so many guys have

1721
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:28,599
Speaker 1: putting greens in their office. Like you need a little

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01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: bit of fucking mdirect to just be able to be

1723
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,280
Speaker 1: great at the other stuff. Okay, So that's what that's

1724
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm giving. Maybe every Thursday we leave with like a

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01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:41,080
Speaker 1: challenge for this weekend. To my challenge to you, listener,

1726
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:44,439
Speaker 1: is something that you are feeling very anxious about that

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01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,360
Speaker 1: you were like, I have to do it for them,

1728
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:48,760
Speaker 1: like you're just doing it for someone else, and you

1729
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:53,040
Speaker 1: have to be accountable, figure out a way be late

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01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 1: without lying, allow yourself to be five minutes late, because

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01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,519
Speaker 1: don't you allow people to be five minutes late, Listener?

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01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 1: Don't you wouldn't if you would allow this person that

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01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,240
Speaker 1: you're meeting to be five minutes late, and totally understand

1734
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:07,280
Speaker 1: it and wouldn't mess up how you view them like yourself.

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01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:12,240
Speaker 1: An extra five minutes and do anything that you want,

1736
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:15,360
Speaker 1: literally pull up a TV show you're watching, Do do

1737
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:18,120
Speaker 1: something that is so self indulgent. Don't lie about it,

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01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,360
Speaker 1: Just say can I'm sorry, I I need an extra

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01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:22,519
Speaker 1: five minutes. You're not lying, you need it. Do something

1740
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: that you would be ashamed to admit, but it's gonna

1741
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,640
Speaker 1: make you feel better, and see what happens. And if

1742
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:30,360
Speaker 1: you got five, if you get fired, don't blame us.

1743
01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:33,679
Speaker 1: You won't get fired. Five minutes will always be okay.

1744
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:35,360
Speaker 1: And even if that five minutes is going to get

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01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:36,960
Speaker 1: an nice coffee and you walk in five minutes late

1746
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,760
Speaker 1: with a nice coffee, that coffee is gonna make you

1747
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:41,320
Speaker 1: better for the minutes you are, they're not the five.

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01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:43,320
Speaker 1: That five minutes that you took to get the coffee

1749
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,200
Speaker 1: is well worth. And if you're an e er surgeon,

1750
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:50,120
Speaker 1: don't play a Taylor Swift song before you get in there.

1751
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:56,439
Speaker 1: And uh no, no, this is about you. And you

1752
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:58,320
Speaker 1: know what, something good will come of their death. Maybe

1753
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,960
Speaker 1: uh the little time in the Maldives and I'm about

1754
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 1: to win a hundred bucks and we go. Thank you

1755
01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 1: guys so much for listening. Have all the swells this weekend.

1756
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:08,360
Speaker 1: Don't be and um and and be coo if you

1757
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 1: want to listen. We all need attention and U