Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis, Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis. My colleague Danielle failed the teacher certification tests
Speaker 2: several times before finally passing it this summer. We were
Speaker 2: so relieved when she did. Wouldn't it be funny if
Speaker 2: you called her and said, ooh sorry, you can't have
Speaker 2: that certification. You've been tested way too many times. We
Speaker 2: have to have that back.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: Without a certification, teaching isn't as quite as.
Speaker 1: Fun, is it?
Speaker 2: Well, perfect time for all of our teachers listening. Nine
Speaker 2: out of ten teachers do listen, and the other one
Speaker 2: is just stupid. We have a lot of teachers listening
Speaker 2: to us. So this comes to us from Carmen. Carmen
Speaker 2: is phone tapping her colleague Danielle. Scary Jones is calling
Speaker 2: Danielle from the Board of Education. Let's listen into today's
Speaker 2: phone tap, Hice.
Speaker 3: I'm looking for Danielle. Why not those men?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Oh hi, Danielle, this is Harvey Greenberg, director's certification for
Speaker 3: a BU screen board. EVET. How's everything are you now?
Speaker 3: We have on file here, interestingly enough that you had passed.
Speaker 3: You're at CST, but not in one try. Could you
Speaker 3: elaborate on that.
Speaker 1: I just was working a lot and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I had you know, I didn't pass at well, I
Speaker 1: had a lot going on and just taking the test
Speaker 1: and stuff and working and stuff. Yeah. I wasn't aware
Speaker 1: that that was a problem. Yeah, as a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it actually is a problem. It's a blemish on
Speaker 3: the school system. And we cannot certify you. I know
Speaker 3: you've received your documents and all that, but we have
Speaker 3: to take this back. What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because all your friends have probably passed the test
Speaker 3: on the first try, regardless.
Speaker 1: You sent me my certification. I mean, that's not a
Speaker 1: down for all my card. That's down on you.
Speaker 3: It's not even like you failed once. You failed three
Speaker 3: times in one test. How does that happen?
Speaker 1: How does that happen? I'm sorry, but I had a
Speaker 1: lot of personal issue that's going on.
Speaker 3: What happens when you have a lot of issues going
Speaker 3: on every day inside the classroom.
Speaker 1: And teaching and they're over, they're done with, guys, moved
Speaker 1: on with my life.
Speaker 3: You know, parents frown upon teachers who have failed these tests,
Speaker 3: especially more than once and in your case.
Speaker 1: Several times, I've never heard of that. The principal didn't
Speaker 1: even say anything or ask me that. So if there
Speaker 1: was a question of me being hired if my computer
Speaker 1: made an error, ma'am, everyone makes matter. You don't just
Speaker 1: make errors like that. That's the fault on your full off.
Speaker 1: I already received it. And there's no such thing as
Speaker 1: if you don't pass the CST, you don't get a certification.
Speaker 3: It's quite obvious there's a lot of things you don't know,
Speaker 3: and that's not.
Speaker 1: One of them, because I would have been told that
Speaker 1: if that was an issue.
Speaker 3: You obviously didn't know that. No answers to the CST
Speaker 3: the first three times. You didn't know that either.
Speaker 1: You know nothing about me. How dare you speak to
Speaker 1: me like that. I was given a certification. I was
Speaker 1: told that no matter whether or not I failed, they
Speaker 1: knew my situation was going on, that I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: a problem with a certification. You don't know me to
Speaker 1: tell me that I failed the CSC. How could I
Speaker 1: be a teacher? How dare you speak to anyone like that?
Speaker 3: If you take the test a couple more times and
Speaker 3: past twice within a month, I'll give you your certification back.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not good enough for me because I already
Speaker 1: have my certification and I already have a job. So
Speaker 1: you can't call me today and tell me to sign
Speaker 1: up on my test without expecting me that I'm going
Speaker 1: to fight this or somehow cause a stick. But you
Speaker 1: have no right speaking to me like that? Whatsoever? How
Speaker 1: dare you speak to me like that?
Speaker 3: The whole documentation is as good as garbage.
Speaker 1: You can't call me today and tell me that I'm
Speaker 1: not certified. I've never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 3: I have news for you. I just did.
Speaker 1: I want to know what happened. I want to know why,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, because I know that I'm not
Speaker 1: the only one, and I want to know why I
Speaker 1: wasn't told that if I failed to see ST three times,
Speaker 1: that I had taken again and you waited to today. Yes,
Speaker 1: if I wasn't a very good teacher, I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: got hired.
Speaker 3: It's gotten hired, ma'am.
Speaker 1: But I don't know why you're speaking to me like this.
Speaker 1: I don't really know who you are. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you called me to tell me this.
Speaker 1: But if I wasn't a good teacher, I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been hired.
Speaker 3: Hey, Danielle, Yes, this is Scary Jones from Elvis Durant
Speaker 3: in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 2: Phone Danielle and wanted to get you good.
Speaker 1: I the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
Speaker 3: all participates.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
Speaker 2: the Morning Show.