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Speaker 1: Smagne, Richards, the show Fifer, Ruper Grant, small small, small, small,

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Speaker 2: Here comes Haze and Sean.

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Speaker 3: Hollywood Hambook.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, Wow, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 4: This is the first episode of Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 2: Episode number one of what will hopefully be a long

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Speaker 2: running insider's guide to kicking button dropping names in the

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Speaker 2: red carpet line back rooms of this industry. We call

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Speaker 2: showbiz a couple of big dogs trying to share their secrets. Uh, sure,

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Speaker 2: you know burn after listening.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a it's been a long journey for

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Speaker 4: both Sean and I. The happy slog we call it here, sure,

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Speaker 4: and a lot of people, I think, once they get

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Speaker 4: to this point, they shut the door behind them.

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Speaker 2: Nobody else allowed to knock.

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Speaker 5: The dead bolt like the dead boat, slide the shutters like,

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Speaker 5: turn the shutters closed, gone fishing sign, put a chair

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Speaker 2: Wedge that underneath the a knob there. Yep, not not

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Speaker 2: not us.

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Speaker 4: We said from the very beginning, when it happened for us,

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Speaker 4: we would reach back into the world of yea dream almost.

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Speaker 2: Instead of instead of slamming the door, what we're gonna

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Speaker 2: do is we're gonna rip the door off the hinges

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Speaker 2: and let all the freaks in. We're gonna let all

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Speaker 2: the misfits who who Hollywood said no, you're not good enough,

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Speaker 2: you're too different, you're too edgy or raw, And we're

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Speaker 2: gonna say that's our people, man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think we have a chance at really

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Speaker 4: turning this town upside down once and for all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, turning it on.

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Speaker 4: It's ear For those of you that don't know us,

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Speaker 4: I'm Hayes Davenport. This is Sean clements High. A while

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Speaker 4: ago we used to host another ear Wolf show about

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Speaker 4: what was it about? It's like the news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was about news and documentary style, right programming, but.

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Speaker 4: Right, it was the kind of thing that's what was

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Speaker 4: hot at the time. And you know, you gotta go

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Speaker 2: And yeah, we made the mistake of just latching onto

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Speaker 2: the hot trend. Yeah, and uh, I don't regret it

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Speaker 4: So we could use it for this Passion Project, yeah,

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Speaker 4: which is a podcast where we sort of analyze the business,

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Speaker 4: get people insider tips and tricks, and hopefully help everyone

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we helped. We're at the top of the mountain.

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Speaker 2: This podcast is us throwing down a ladder yep and

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Speaker 2: saying everybody get up here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and we should probably get into a little more

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Speaker 4: like our personal journey in Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: That sounds really good.

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Speaker 4: How we got to this point just quickly?

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Speaker 2: It sounds really good?

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Speaker 4: Is it okay? If I start?

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Speaker 4: I got my start. I was the first writer hired

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Speaker 4: you weaked it, you read it, and you decided that

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Speaker 2: it wound up being a series of movies Jurassic Parks,

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Speaker 2: What's the Transformers before? Revenge of the Fallen and Junior Cody.

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Speaker 4: This is year, this is what you're supposed.

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Speaker 2: To You're the one who watches this trash. The Moon

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Speaker 3: That's not well, it's a good roadmap.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there is no one way.

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Speaker 2: Well, they see that we went different directions.

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Speaker 4: Sure now and Jerier Cody, do you remember a while ago,

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Speaker 7: I cannot begin to express to you how surreal this

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Speaker 2: i just slapped it out of her. Hand AND i

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00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: want to make new punis if you're just gonna complain

438
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 2: about the new iOS and Then i'll buy you a new.

439
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: Phone we'll put the old iOS on. It But i'm

440
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: not gonna listen this crap.

441
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 4: Anymore IT'S i, mean the fact that someone told her

442
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 4: it wasn't gonna be. Me But i'm glad somebody there

443
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 4: because it's just every new phone every. Time, hey welcome

444
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:28,959
Speaker 4: back To Hollywood. Handbook we, uh we have a regular

445
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 4: feature on the show that we, really, uh we really

446
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 4: love to do AND i think the fans like, it

447
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 4: also called the Teaser.

448
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 2: Freezer we reach into the teaser freezer and we grab

449
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: the latest.

450
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 4: Teaser, yeah everyone loves movie.

451
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 2: Teasers it's a nice cold treat to Just i'm no

452
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 2: scram nom nom gobbled down on and. Uh we try

453
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:55,239
Speaker 2: to pick what is the, hottest biggest movie that's going

454
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: to make the most, money yes and be the, best.

455
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 4: Right and which when you've been in this industry as

456
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: long as as we, have you can sort of pick.

457
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 4: Stuff you can even at the teaser. Stage that's what

458
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,919
Speaker 4: really makes her. Breaks you can smell it on a

459
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 4: teasers to be when it's gonna be one sort of the.

460
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 4: Freezer and at the at the time of this, recording

461
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 4: this movie has not come out, yet BUT i think

462
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: it will have been released and successful and all that

463
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 4: by the time you actually hear. It it's a movie

464
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 4: Called Don.

465
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: John very under the radar hasn't really been getting any

466
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 2: mainstream promotion because it is an independent, film which we

467
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 2: really enjoy when artists are allowed to make their own.

468
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 4: Vision, yes starring sort of underground Like Gordon Joseph, Levitt Scarlett,

469
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 4: Johnson Tony, Dancer.

470
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: Tony, dancer And Julian Marr Julian mar and.

471
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 4: These are people that if you saw, them you would, say,

472
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 4: oh LIKE i remember that.

473
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: There from like whatever cell phone commercial or you, know

474
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 2: uh and maybe they Played Chandler's boss or something.

475
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 4: Once for people who don't, know like if we ever

476
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 4: get to inside that this is like a big risk

477
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 4: for us if we start using terminology that we know

478
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 4: but people outside the business maybe don't. KNOW a teaser

479
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 4: is like a sort of an advertisement for a movie

480
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 4: that plays before the.

481
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 2: Before a movie comes. Out and if you get to

482
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: the movies, early like we try to, do they'll show

483
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 2: people worked, hard they'll show you some of these this

484
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: is what it's promoting the movie and showing you just

485
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 2: pieces of. It, Right so we're not playing you a, movie,

486
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: right but it is pieces of a, movie.

487
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 4: Right and if you're listening to a podcast like this

488
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 4: trying to figure out tips for how you can go

489
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 4: to the, movies that this sort of gives you something

490
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 4: to expect if you if you figure out a way

491
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 4: to go to the, movies you can see a bunch

492
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 4: of teasers before before the, movie Don't we even don't

493
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 4: leave after the, teasers because that's when the movie, starts

494
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 4: because there's.

495
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 2: A movie after the. Teasers but they'll show you three

496
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: or four teasers in the theater and it's not your movie,

497
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 2: yet and and you can and if you do want

498
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: to start going to the, movies this podcast is a

499
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: great place to. Start and just pick up your newspaper

500
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 2: and see where's the theaters and then you, go and

501
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 2: there's somebody there who will help, you and you can

502
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 2: start and enjoy these teasers in these movies and really

503
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: feel in the know when you listen to.

504
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 4: This, okay so let's let's open up the teaser. Freezer

505
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 4: we're gonna a frosty.

506
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: Blast of air in your.

507
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 4: Face and here is The Don john teaser that we're

508
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 4: gonna sort of pause intermittently and and narrate as it.

509
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 4: Goes when there's just text on the for on the, Screen,

510
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 4: yeah we'll we'll read it to. You, Okay here it is.

511
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 2: We recording Regular.

512
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 8: Joe, here ladies and, GENTLEMEN i have written and directed a.

513
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 8: Movie it's Called Don john and it's coming out in the.

514
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 8: Fall we just put together our first trailer for. It

515
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 8: So i'll shut up. Down you can watch, that But

516
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 8: i'll be.

517
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 4: Back first of, all why before this has guys that

518
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 4: that are in movies not been at the beginning of

519
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 4: the teaser saying here it. Comes.

520
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 2: YEAH i mean this has been a pet peeve of

521
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: mine about teasers for a long. Time is that When

522
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: i'm going to watch a teaser for toy story or

523
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: something THAT i don't, have a chark, Spaceman, yeah you,

524
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 2: know asking If i'm, recording and then WHEN i see

525
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: him going, like, hey you're gonna see this. Teaser, Yeah

526
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,239
Speaker 2: because a lot of, times And i'm sure this has

527
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 2: happened to our audience at home if they've managed to

528
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 2: go to a, movie is the teasers started and they've

529
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: gone what the fuck is? Happening what the fuck is

530
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: going on in? Here no one told me if we were,

531
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: recording and nobody told me who they. Are, yeah it's very.

532
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 4: Scary.

533
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 2: Yes and one other Thing i'd like to point out

534
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: that's great is this guy who's talking to, Us we're

535
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: gonna see him in the movie playing a, character and

536
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: so in order to, differentiate he doesn't just, say, Hey

537
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: I'm Gordon Joseph. Levitt he, Goes i'm Regular. Joe this

538
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 2: is just him hanging.

539
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 4: Out because before he says that you forgot that he

540
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 4: was your, friend you, know like just in case you

541
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 4: didn't know that he was like a good friend of,

542
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 4: yours he gives you that reminder in, there.

543
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: And he's gonna be doing a very different, voice a

544
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 2: very fake voice during the. Movie but he also is

545
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 2: doing a fake voice whenever he's, talking and so it's

546
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 2: nice to, clarify this is my Regular joe. Voice it's,

547
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 2: fake And i'm gonna be doing a fake weird accent

548
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: in the in the movie part. Yea so here's the.

549
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 4: Difference hear THAT i want to hear that.

550
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,239
Speaker 9: There's only a few things that really care about in

551
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 9: life my, body my, pan my, ride my, family my,

552
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 9: church my.

553
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: Voice my.

554
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 4: Girls and that is the same. GUY i.

555
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 3: Know we said it's the same guy, speaking and that's

556
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: why he had the same.

557
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 4: Guy it sounds like two different, guys but it is

558
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 4: the same.

559
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: Guy and he was right to chuckle when he SAID

560
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: i directed a.

561
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 4: Movie, yes it's very. Funny it Goes i'll give the,

562
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: party it goes. On he just repeats those.

563
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 2: Things he repeats that for those couple, minutes and THAT

564
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: i think is a. Mistake he, said this is the

565
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: first trailer they, cut AND i assume they took it

566
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: out of the later ones that he says it over

567
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 2: again because he keeps saying they accidentally looped.

568
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: It body pad, right, family church, choy.

569
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 4: Sir and now he's looking At Scarlett. Johnson. Uh he

570
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 4: meets her at the. Bar she's, sexy it, says written

571
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 4: and directed by a definitely are. Gorgeous this goes more

572
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 4: to die. For oh my, god what?

573
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 2: Right So i've seen this? Girl oh my, god what's her?

574
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: Name what's the? Name why'd you say? Yesterday i'm just

575
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: gonna have to wait to fine.

576
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 4: Out. See that was a cool part where they the

577
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 4: mom saying what's her? Name what's her name and then

578
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: not saying it, yes because it's sort of the voice

579
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 4: of the audience at that, point, like oh what's that?

580
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: Girls oh, no we got to shew out whatever it.

581
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 4: Is pay the bucks to find five dollars for a

582
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 4: movie these, days it's, outrageous.

583
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: Is outrageous pays the. Bills all, RIGHT i gotta time be.

584
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 3: CUTE i like. You oh, yeah, yeah, listen you want

585
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: to know the.

586
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 9: Truth you're the most beautiful Thing i've ever seen in.

587
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 4: My, life AND i think that's a good time to

588
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 4: remind everyone that gorgeous love it also wrote this.

589
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: Movie so when you hear something like, that a good

590
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: exchange like, that where does that come? From that's? Him

591
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: you like. MOVIES i don't watch too many.

592
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 9: Movies The Pretty, Woman The Pretty.

593
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: Man they drive off into the. Sunset everyone knows it's, fake.

594
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 3: But they watch it like it's real.

595
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: Life what are you? DOING i was just reading? You,

596
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: no you watch she caught me watching Con that's it right.

597
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 4: NOW a lot of people at the beginning of the

598
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 4: teaser are listening to it and saying, that where's that?

599
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 4: Song where's Good vibrations? Mmmm By Marky mark and the

600
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 4: Fun Funchie, Bunch like isn't that supposed to be the

601
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 4: song that's?

602
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 2: In and then they does reward you with, it and

603
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: it's just so it's one of many pieces of this

604
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 2: trailer that is very timely because The Funchie bunks are

605
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: right now coming back blowing up again and then, also

606
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 2: if you, notice a lot of this is reminiscent a

607
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 2: very POPULAR tv show that is huge right. Now The

608
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: Jersey shoreman's, yeah and The Jersey shoreman's all dressed like,

609
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 2: this and they talk like, this and when he's doing my,

610
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 2: body my, clothes you, know that's kind of what those

611
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 2: guys are like with Their Jim tan laundry. Stuff and

612
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: if you couldn't put it, Together ronnie shows up in

613
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: the trailer and he just boks you over the. Head he, goes,

614
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: hey you, dummy he's Doing jersey Shore, mans so you

615
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: know you already like.

616
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 4: It there was also, that and a lot of these

617
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 4: movies and the teasers still have those exchanges that are

618
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 4: sort of, like like you and your friends. Interact it's

619
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 4: supposed to replicate real. Life and there was that great

620
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 4: exchange where his friend, goes so she caught you watching

621
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 4: porn and and he, goes he, GOES i, know, right

622
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 4: and the guy, goes.

623
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: Oh, Yeah well he goes first he, goes that's.

624
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 4: It, yeah he got you watching. Porn that's. IT i.

625
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: Know oh. Yeah then and you sort of wonder what

626
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 2: what happened for him in, between thinking it wasn't a

627
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: big deal and thinking it was a big because he,

628
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 2: SAID i, know, right that's what really set. Off, yeah

629
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: because he did understand it with, her that it wasn't

630
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: that big a. Deal, yeah he was, Like, oh you

631
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: actually took the attitude that it wasn't a big. Deal

632
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 2: then now it is a big. DEAL i. THINK i don't,

633
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 2: Know i'm gonna have to shell out the forty five

634
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: dollars or whatever the efic cost to go see a

635
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,479
Speaker 2: movie these. Days and you know that's just that BECAUSE

636
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 2: i got to know her, name AND i got to

637
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: know why that guy changed his mind so. Fast let's keep.

638
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 8: Good he caught me watching, porn that's, it, Right, oh

639
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 8: why do you watch all the stupid movies you?

640
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: Watch going a lot, Different, John they give on the.

641
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 4: Movies they give awards for point you drop the music

642
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 4: when you do a funny teaser. Joke that's another uh for.

643
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 2: Us as a trick of the. Teaser, yes.

644
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 9: There's only a few THINGS i really.

645
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: Care about in.

646
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 3: LIFE i don't know IF i really want to watch some.

647
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: Kids you look what you.

648
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 10: Did it looks like a, Grandmother but DO i have any.

649
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 8: Grandchildren if you want to lose, yourself you have to

650
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 8: lose yourself in another.

651
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 4: Persons to That's Julianne. Marr it'll be interesting to find

652
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 4: out who she is in the, movie because she's not the.

653
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 4: Mom she's an older lady who is friends With Who's

654
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Speaker 4: who's friends With Don.

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Speaker 2: JOB i THINK i think she's his, analyst which to

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Speaker 2: see sort of a tough, guy sort of a Tough

657
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Speaker 2: italian guy going to an analyst is something that we

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00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 2: haven't really seen IN tv or in.

659
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Speaker 4: MOVIES i don't know IF i could buy something like

660
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 4: it would be very interesting if they were to show.

661
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 4: That but the truth is that tough guys.

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00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: Don't they don't go to anything like that because it's

663
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 2: you have to talk by your feelings, there, right and

664
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: they have their guard. Up so So i'd be interested

665
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 2: to see if they were brave enough to do something like,

666
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: That but it would if they didn't respond to say

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00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: prove it to, me you, know.

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00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 9: May used tell me try something Now.

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Speaker 4: And this Is i'll just read you the review From Entertainment,

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00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 4: weekly it says, funny, touching smart and supremely.

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00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 2: Confident now that is SOMETHING i don't think we say

672
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: enough about movies that it seems. Confident, yeah that while

673
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 2: making the. Movie whoever made it must have never second

674
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 2: guessed any choices they. Made they must have, Gone, yes

675
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: this thick of an accent is. Appropriate, yes this song

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00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: by The Funchie bunks is. Appropriate, yes all this story

677
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 2: and this friend changing his mind this fast is the

678
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 2: right amount of time it should. Take AND i think

679
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 2: that not enough people are confident enough to just never

680
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 2: really take a second look and go is this? Good so.

681
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 4: And here he is singing. Along he's singing along with

682
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 4: a bunchy bunch and then he pulls up alongside another

683
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 4: car and he stops, singing and then he starts. Again

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00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 4: and he said he was coming back Gorn joseph. Webbtt

685
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Speaker 4: SO i hope he does.

686
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 2: Well thank you, gentlemen very. Much far too.

687
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 8: God, hey you want to follow my YouTube, channel you

688
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 8: can do. That you can just follow me.

689
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: On see that is the same. Guy, also we should

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00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 4: say he's doing a third.

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00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 2: Voice he's doing in another new. Voice, yeah but it

692
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: is still the same. Guy, yeah he's just appeared into

693
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 2: this Regular joe.

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00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 4: Here and that's why it's called. Acting, yes in the

695
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 4: words Of Warrant, oliver it's you, know that's why it's called.

696
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 2: It that's why they call it. Kid that's why they

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00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 2: call it doing acting.

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00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 8: Kid The, twitter on The, facebook on The yahoo, tumblr

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Speaker 8: or if you're feeling, CREATIVE i run a collaborative production

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00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 8: company Called Hit, record and we're about to start making

701
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 8: all kinds of art revolving around the themes of this,

702
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 8: Movie Don. Johnson if you're a, writer or a, filmmaker

703
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 8: or a musician or any kind of, artists check, out

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Speaker 8: check and.

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Speaker 4: Check.

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00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 8: OH i made a video about that collaboration to start it,

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00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 8: off AS i do on a regular, basis which is

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00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,959
Speaker 8: part of the reason Why i'm called.

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00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 4: Regular.

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00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: Joe Ask Rob brown the other, reason thanks, Again and

711
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: we did Ask Rob brown and he said this because

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00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: His Gordon Joseph levitt's bowel movements are so consistently, timed

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00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 2: and it's AND i DON'T i don't work. Blue i'm

714
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: not making a. Joke but we did Ask Rob brown

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Speaker 2: because we know him and uh he and that's what

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00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 2: he told. Us is the other. REASON i don't know

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00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 2: if he's having a joke on. Us that was time

718
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: to close the teaser. Freezer close the teaser freezer and

719
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 2: keep everything.

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Speaker 4: Else sneak a munch on an otter pop and Then,

721
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 4: okay time to close it. Up we'll be right back

722
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 4: with our, Guest Jack. Johnson uh from The. Newsgirl we're very.

723
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 4: Excited he asked us if he could be our launch.

724
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 4: Guest then we uh.

725
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: We said, no and we went back and forth a few. Times, yeah,

726
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 2: ultimately give the kid a.

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00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 4: Break we worked it. Out we'll be right back On Hollywood,

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00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 4: Handbook holly Hand.

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00:40:44,920 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 2: Book we? Record are we? Recording are we? Record we?

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Speaker 2: Record the?

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Speaker 4: Light we are we?

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00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 2: RECORDING i think we? Are, hey Regular sean here sitting.

733
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 4: With old Regular, hayes your. Buddy we're back with our,

734
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 4: Guest Jake. Johnson such a pleasure to have you on

735
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 4: our on our first. Episode oh, thanks. Guys we know you're.

736
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 4: Busy we know you're very, busy and it's always nice

737
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 4: of you to carve out some time for your old

738
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 4: Buddies hayes And.

739
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 3: Sean, yeah how you guys Been we've been.

740
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 4: Good we've been. Good it's been it's been a wild.

741
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 4: Ride things obviously have changed a little bit from when

742
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 4: we first knew, you back in the days when we

743
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 4: were all just grinding it, out just trying to just

744
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 4: trying to make a buck in this in this, business Right.

745
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah it's it's fun to think about when we were

746
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: all dough boys going off to, war you.

747
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 4: Know And sean AND i were talking to the other

748
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 4: Day jake about we were remembering when you Were, UH

749
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 4: i think you're working as a bartender at the airport

750
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 4: right After sean and The Burbank.

751
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: Airport Burbank.

752
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 4: Airport, yes trying to swing a gig At LA x

753
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 4: was not.

754
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: You get more, tis, yes, yeah But burbank is way more.

755
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: Convenient, yeah so you're, YEAH i mean it's it's The devil's.

756
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: Bargain but, yeah, yeah you were working, there And hayes

757
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 2: AND i would go in there every day just to

758
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 2: sort of take meetings.

759
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 3: With, yes you guys would go through.

760
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: Security, yeah we'd buy a.

761
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 4: Ticket, UH i mean, Yes well it's like a membership

762
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 4: that you pay For soho house or. Whatever you, Know

763
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 4: like nobody says that's. Crazy you buy a ticket every

764
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 4: day just to be in the place where it because

765
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 4: that's where the players.

766
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 3: Play well THERE'S i, mean as you guys, know obviously

767
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 3: there was a lot of you, Know la To New

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Speaker 3: York Light New york at A. Burbanks so you guys

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00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 3: will go right by the Jet Blue air.

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00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 4: And just Not Jet blue. Necessarily we Do spirit The spirit.

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00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 4: Terminal what business are you gonna do?

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00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: It?

773
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 3: Then we were always the writing acting, game.

774
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 4: Right it was the, writing, acting uh, direct just, casting

775
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 4: conceiving OF i, guess just just a whole heavy.

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00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 2: Ideas, yeah you, Guys i've always viewed you to you,

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00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: know this is huge.

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00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 4: Talents, yeah and same for, you, Man and that's why

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00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 4: you were when you when you came to, us when

780
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 4: you were sort of grinding it out in In. Burbank

781
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 4: it's the, GUYS i Think i'm gonna hang it.

782
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 2: Up, yeah you, said, guys these these two whiskey sours

783
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 2: are on the, house AND i think that the last

784
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 2: Ones i'm going to.

785
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 3: Serve The, remember.

786
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 2: But, yeah you said these are on these are on

787
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 2: Lou and you Said i'm gonna Hang i'm gonna hang it,

788
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 2: up banging my head against the wall out.

789
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 3: Here, YEAH i just couldn't catch.

790
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 4: Them you.

791
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 2: Know we tried to loan you more dough and you

792
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 2: wouldn't take.

793
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 3: It, Well, look you know the reality is that POINT

794
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 3: i was looking at myself in the. MIRROR i was

795
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 3: thirty nine years, old three hundred and fifty. POUNDS i

796
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 3: had hair down to my lower, back AND i just,

797
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 3: thought how the fuck is this town gonna see me

798
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: for WHAT i?

799
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 4: Am, yeah and we also said you, yeah, Stop.

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00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: We said that makes sense for you for where you're

801
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: at and for what you appeared to.

802
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 3: Be BUT i appreciated what you guys were really doing

803
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 3: as my best. Friends, yeah and that was you guys

804
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 3: said to me. Stop you know you guys always you

805
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 3: always teased, me came in, there you were asked. Me

806
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 3: but you guys did it like the BROTHERS i never

807
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 3: had BECAUSE i was an.

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00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 2: Orphanage, yeah you know you at that time were living

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00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 2: in an.

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00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 3: Orphanage oh, Ah i'm so. Sorry uh fuck, MAN i

811
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 3: didn't hear. THIS i thought we were going to be

812
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 3: doing some bits up. Here. Yeah this is fucking me up.

813
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 3: Emotionally but you, know, man but you guys fucked with.

814
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: Me you tease, me AND i SAID i was gonna,

815
00:44:58,719 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 3: quit and you said you. Should but WHAT i know

816
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 3: what you were really, saying and what you're saying is

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00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 3: get out there and do. It AND i appreciate you.

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00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 2: Guys and CAN i say no one was happier or

819
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 2: prouder THAN i was when twenty five Twenty six years,

820
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: Later i'm flipping through MY tv guide channel and what

821
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 2: DO i see But The. Newsgirl yeah new starring my

822
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 2: Friend Jack.

823
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 3: Johnson, yeah well that's. Close it is Called The New

824
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 3: Girl Fox. Tuesday is it? Nine my name Is, jake come.

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00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 4: On yeah yeah.

826
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 3: Yeah but you know the reality of it is Is

827
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: i'm doing this. Today, true we haven't all hung out

828
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 3: in a long, time which is. Regrettable BUT i got.

829
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 2: It life gets. BIG i, mean life gets, big.

830
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 3: No, doubt no. Doubt but here's the. THING i gotta

831
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 3: get the word out. THERE i gotta get people. Watching,

832
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 3: sure it's try it for a show Called The Mindy

833
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 3: project Starring Mindy.

834
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 4: Kaling, Yes i've heard of that. Show, yeah ye haven't

835
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 4: heard of my, show very funny. SHOW i have not

836
00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 4: heard of your, Show. Schmidt Oh i've heard.

837
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: Him i've heard of, mister Mister. Schmidt is it is

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Speaker 2: that a different?

839
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 3: Show?

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00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 6: No?

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00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 3: Okay On Tuesday, night you got the Show. Dad's then

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00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 3: you Got brooklyn nine nine Within, Yeah.

843
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 4: I've seen those. Shows those are good.

844
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: Shows then you never Miss brooklyn nine nine With Andy. Samberg.

845
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 3: Yeah then you Got New, girl, okay and then you

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00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 3: Got The Media.

847
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 4: Project we believe.

848
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 3: You, yeah it's not called Mister. Schmidt all, right.

849
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 4: That's just what people when they come in to work

850
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 4: the next. Day you THAT i, hear like did you

851
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 4: see Mister schmidt last? Night and, yeah or someone will.

852
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 2: Be saying personal hold, on, guys is what Mister schmidt.

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00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 2: Said they'll be, saying they'll be quoting. Him they've got

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00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 2: the shirt of.

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00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 3: Good there's a changement's first. Name we've never called him Mister.

856
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: Schmidt we've done fifty six. Episodes we've never called him

857
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 3: Mister schmidt because the writers have told us we don't

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00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 3: know if it's you, know Mister schmidt Or schmidt's first.

859
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 2: NAME. H this is, Okay, well this is going to

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00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: be a GOOD i think back down at the engineering, work,

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00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: Please cody was standing, up just just go ahead and

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00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 2: keep the cans, on just for equality control, stuff JUST.

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00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 2: Qc we wanted you to. Hear and that's and make

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00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 2: sure it's coming.

865
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 4: Through if you're sitting close to and if you see,

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00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 4: him take those cans. Off just give, us give us

867
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 4: the sigmal no doubt and we'll and we'll take care of.

868
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: It we heard you mentioned the, writers AND i think

869
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: it's a good segue to educate some of our audience

870
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 2: who maybe haven't heard of the Mister schmidt.

871
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 4: Show, yes let's talk about let's talk about the.

872
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 2: Show you're, yeah how? Okay how did you get the

873
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: idea for a? Newsgirl and? Me? Yes and AND i

874
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: had the. Idea hmm, Okay well that's a. Scoop this

875
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 2: is a big.

876
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 3: SCOOP i don't think it's a. Scoop mark it, down scoop.

877
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 2: Troop get your notebooks.

878
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 3: Out this isn't a scoop troop, moment?

879
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 4: Guys is it the kind of thing where, like you

880
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 4: didn't get the, idea it just came to.

881
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 2: Me those are the best, ideas the ones where you're not, Trying.

882
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 4: You just happened to be in the.

883
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: RIGHT i didn't write, It, Okay i'm just acting in. It,

884
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 3: OKAY i play Mister. Miller, okay Mister. Miller now what

885
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 3: everyone talks about the water, coolers the next air or.

886
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 4: Whatever now on YOUR IMDb, page it Says nick what

887
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 4: it says you Play Nick?

888
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 3: Miller Nick, Miller nick Mister. Miller, now uh talk about

889
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 3: him for a. Second which one is?

890
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 4: He?

891
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: Well which guy Is?

892
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 3: Nick, well it's the, fun, guys let's break it. Down

893
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 3: he's Not, zoey, right he's Not lemour And. Morris, yeah, sure,

894
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 3: yes he's Not. Schmidt, yes. Right so if he's Not,

895
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 3: zoe he's not the black, guy and he's not Mister,

896
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 3: schmidt then who is?

897
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 4: It he's the guy in like the checkered shirt with

898
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 4: like the yes, bingo, sure. Bingo, okay so you do

899
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 4: Watch i've seen the you, Know i've flippen through E.

900
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 4: W i've see like been.

901
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 3: In there six, times so it really doesn't matter to.

902
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 4: Me but let me ask you.

903
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 3: This in that six times in, variety five times In

904
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 3: hollywood port or, nine.

905
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 4: Congratulations you're wearing the big, numbers a checkered shirt and

906
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 4: you have kind of a scruffy. Beard tonight are? You

907
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 4: do you have to commit right? After how do you

908
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 4: get ready to play a character like, well.

909
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: If you want the truth that just came from an

910
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 3: appearance At, target we had the whole. Cast we all

911
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 3: we do appearances Around, hollywood and we make bank sure

912
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 3: we just stand a different in front of different appliances

913
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 3: and then we go to like different. Bars it's like

914
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 3: you've heard it In. Vegas, yes we're Like snooky goes

915
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 3: THE vip at some club and MAKES x amount of

916
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 3: bank right with some of the cast, members and may do, it.

917
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 4: And you'll do a residency something like In. Vegas you'll

918
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 4: do a residency at.

919
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 2: Like Veggie, grill sure or something like.

920
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 3: That, yeah we'll do the new the New.

921
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: Chipotle but it's Like asian. Food do you know that?

922
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: One it's, new it's close to the arc. Light, yeah

923
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 2: you guys should look into. THAT i could see that

924
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: being a nice cross. Promotion maybe Mister schmidt's chopping Up

925
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 2: tofu or something.

926
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 4: That mostly what he.

927
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 2: Does, well they are both new. THINGS i just, thought,

928
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 2: well we're not new in season. Three oh, Good oh,

929
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: good we gotta move.

930
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 4: On go.

931
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 2: Ahead did you See?

932
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 4: Bridesmaids, yeah a couple of years.

933
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: Ago, okay it was brave. Too we're gonna about. It let's,

934
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: read let's. Go let's go to The Popcorn. Gallery let's

935
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: go to The Popcorn. Gallery this is a segment that

936
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 2: our fans obviously love a lot Of joe And JANE.

937
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 2: Q public moviegoer types don't have direct access to Working hollywood,

938
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 2: actors and so we get questions from.

939
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 4: Them so it's our version of The Peanut. Gallery Popcorn

940
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 4: so we reach into The Fantastic Popcorn bag and we

941
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 4: pull out a. Question it's From Bird, rules and his

942
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 4: question For Jake johnson, Is, jake how do you get

943
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 4: into the funny? ZONE M you're on a COMEDY tv

944
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 4: show and when you're sometimes you need to really get

945
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 4: into that. Place seawan AND i do comedy as. Well

946
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 4: it's different for. EVERYBODY i have my way of doing.

947
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 4: It he has his. Way we'd like to hear about

948
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 4: your way of getting into the funny.

949
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 3: Zone, WELL i didn't study acting for nine years to

950
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 3: flop around with funny ears on and goofy shoes and

951
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 3: get your funny zone right, Right i'm an, actor, right that's?

952
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 3: Cheating so how DO i get my funny? Zone great?

953
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: SCRIPT a great?

954
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 3: SCRIPT i don't know why you, guys but you, KNOW

955
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 3: i know you guys will run around and chase each

956
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 3: other's dicks on script on stage and go like whoop

957
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 3: do do? Do do you?

958
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 6: Do do?

959
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 3: You and everybody? Last but that's not WHAT i.

960
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 4: Do we chase each.

961
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 3: Other WHAT i do IS i read the. MATERIAL i

962
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 3: become the. MATERIAL i say the, lines AND i will,

963
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 3: specifically if my character has a, PAUSE i will ask

964
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 3: in the script to tell me how many? Seconds oh?

965
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 3: Wow oh?

966
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 2: Wow so, Okay, so so if the script said for

967
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 2: you to chase Mister schmidt's dick, around do you throw

968
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 2: that in the waste? Basket or are.

969
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 3: You you know WHAT i don't Throw if you know

970
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 3: what a script Is? Bible oh? Wow so if The

971
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 3: bible says, something you don't choose to throw it out?

972
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 3: RIGHT i. Don't i'm not a religious.

973
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 2: Guy but, oh then the strange analogy for you to.

974
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 4: Use so you think that a script is not an important.

975
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 4: Thing it's something you don't, believe something you don't think is,

976
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 4: real that other people find, important and you almost think that's.

977
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 4: Silly what would you say to your fans who do

978
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 4: believe That god is?

979
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: REAL i didn't say. THAT i don't Think god is, Real,

980
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 3: OKAY i don't you. KNOW i think it's basically a.

981
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,959
Speaker 3: Script you know WHAT i? Mean with a great? Writer

982
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 3: oh new girl? Is do you know WHAT i?

983
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 2: Mean? YES i think, so YEAH i.

984
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 3: Do and so WHEN i look at a, SCRIPT.

985
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 2: I just, figured, yeah, NO i, NO i know probably

986
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 2: even more Than hayes.

987
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 3: Does, YEAH i probably know that most of the three

988
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 3: ones BECAUSE i said. It, HEY i don't want to.

989
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 3: GO i don't want to go back to The Burbank

990
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 3: airport where we Play Who's dick's the? Longest because everybody's doing.

991
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 2: Great, yeah now everyone is doing.

992
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 4: Great should we get into the scene? Machine?

993
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: Uh, yeah let's hop into the scene machine and just

994
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 2: drive into a fun.

995
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 4: Scene this is where we create a scene out of.

996
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 4: Nothing we just put a bunch of loose parts in

997
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 4: the scene. Machine, improv, well not necessarily, improv because we

998
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 4: do want. You you're here to you said, before you're

999
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 4: here to promote script write in promote that show that

1000
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 4: you're On.

1001
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 3: Tuesdays at nine before The Mindi, project After Andy samberg

1002
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 3: And brooklyn nine, Nine, yeah an hour After.

1003
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 2: Dad's do you hang out With mimby at?

1004
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 3: All when you are who.

1005
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 2: When you're doing? Stuff like because you're right next to

1006
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 2: The Mimbi? Project do you Project? Mimby get To?

1007
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 3: Mimby who the hell Is?

1008
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: MIMBY i assume she's a friend of yours because you're right.

1009
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 4: Now she Plays candy on that. Show, yes her name

1010
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 4: Is mindy on the.

1011
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 2: Show on the, Show oh, sure and in the real.

1012
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 3: Life, no who are you guys thinking? Of there's a

1013
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 3: there's a famous actors Named Mindy Kale, jake she Plays.

1014
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 2: Indy who are you guys, Thinking, jake that's a fake.

1015
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 3: Show, NO i know.

1016
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 2: A tv, show an author Named Jimby. Kalaang, yeah who's

1017
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 2: an author slash? Actress Who's Mindy. Kaylin that's just the.

1018
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 2: Show that's just a character on a. Show she's playing a.

1019
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: Doctor that's all.

1020
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 4: Fake, NO i know, that. Dude i'm not an.

1021
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 2: Idiot, Man.

1022
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 4: I'm not an.

1023
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 2: IDIOT i know it's a, show BUT i don't think

1024
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,919
Speaker 2: her name Is Manby. Klleen it would be a real

1025
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 2: doctor wouldn't be allowed to do all the stuff that she.

1026
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 3: Does, NO i, know because it's a show And Chris

1027
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 3: messine is very unprofessional in Some, NO i, KNOW i.

1028
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: Know but, yeah so answering, Question i'm not friends with. Her,

1029
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 3: OKAY i think she's.

1030
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 4: Nice let's get into the.

1031
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 2: Scene, yes, sorry scene, Machine i'm SORRY i sidetracked, Us.

1032
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 3: Jake we're gonna have you Play. Nick, okay your character

1033
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 3: from the. Show i'll Be we're doing a scene From New. Girl,

1034
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 3: YEAH i don't have the. Script, no it's an improvise. Scene,

1035
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 3: well then let's do a real.

1036
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 4: Scene here's the. Script, Great, okay. Interesting, Uh i'll Be Jeb. Jess, okay, Uh,

1037
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 4: sean who would you like to?

1038
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 2: Play i'd like to play Mister.

1039
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 3: SCHMIDT i don't know if you got it in. Yet,

1040
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 3: okay you seem more like A.

1041
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 4: Winston now let's set up the. Scene let's give context for.

1042
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 2: THIS i hope that's not some sort of a racial.

1043
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 2: Insult what you said it you said it with a

1044
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 2: very negative, no because.

1045
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 3: Right Now winston's storyline is he has has weird feelings

1046
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 3: for puzzles and.

1047
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 2: Cats, Yes i've seen, it AND i think your meaty, stuff.

1048
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 4: It's meaty. Stuff, well it's it's the kind of thing

1049
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 4: that you wouldn't see on television ten fifteen years, ago

1050
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: and it was multi caam. SHOWS i think you.

1051
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 2: Would they didn't have time to explore. It, no because

1052
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 2: the laugh track ate up too much. Time and then

1053
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: you do single cam you can do it because you

1054
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 2: have more, time more. Lines, YEAH.

1055
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 3: I think it's truth to, that BECAUSE i think the

1056
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 3: laugh track takes up time and without it you get

1057
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 3: more time for.

1058
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: Lines, Well i'd like to play Mister schmidt and we'll

1059
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 2: just see IF i have it in me or.

1060
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 3: Now, OKAY i, Guess so.

1061
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,919
Speaker 4: Let's do a scene WHERE i Am jess And i've

1062
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 4: just done something unacceptably. Strange, okay and Your, jass, yes

1063
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 4: and You, nick you need to put me in my

1064
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 4: place without hurting my. Feelings so first tell us what you,

1065
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 4: do what processes you go through to get to a

1066
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 4: place where you can do that as the Character.

1067
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 3: Nick, WELL i think about who in my real life

1068
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 3: has done something that has just acted out of. Line

1069
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 3: AND i got a few people THAT i could always

1070
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 3: go to and it just pisses me, off AND i, think,

1071
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 3: WELL i love that, Person they're valued, Person my, mother my.

1072
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 3: SISTER i mostly use a female For, jass Or i'll

1073
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 3: use a guy for Mister. Schmidt AND i think this

1074
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 3: girl really did it to me this. Time my, sister my,

1075
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 3: mom my Cousin teresa or other girls get super furious.

1076
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 4: And then enter this In, okay are you?

1077
00:58:51,320 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 6: There but why is it called a washing machine if

1078
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 6: it can't wash my?

1079
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 2: Car who is? There?

1080
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 4: Huh and that's, jest that's just that's from the. Show

1081
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 4: why is it called a washing machine if it can't

1082
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 4: wash my? Car, yeah that's.

1083
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 2: It, Yeah why is it called a washing machine if

1084
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 2: it can't wash my?

1085
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 3: Car, Well i'll tell. You i'll tell you the Way

1086
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 3: nick would, respond unlike this dialogue that was written.

1087
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 4: By one of our. Writers, okay, okay it's.

1088
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:36,479
Speaker 2: Nonverbal it's the look okay for the who are listening

1089
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 2: To homie full of.

1090
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 4: Crinkled his. Brow, Okay And i'll just.

1091
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 2: OKAY i was just trying to.

1092
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 10: Help i'm entering now, HERE i Am why did no

1093
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 10: one tell me that my face cream?

1094
00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: Expired oh he's, still he's doing the, Okay AND i

1095
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 2: got that.

1096
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 3: Look this was a different.

1097
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 2: One, yeah that was, like are you really gonna act like?

1098
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 4: This uh?

1099
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 11: Huh, YEAH i put my car in the washing. MACHINE

1100
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 11: i found a frog in my face creep, okay and

1101
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 11: then that look was kind of like.

1102
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 2: A.

1103
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 3: Frog you know what that look? Was, yeah please tell

1104
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 3: me the look where you can cut the commercial. Brake

1105
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 3: and that's how powerful it is that you can go

1106
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 3: out and, here let me explain to. You you don't

1107
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 3: know so IN tv with audiences you had. Laughter now

1108
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 3: that he comes in, there he says about the frog

1109
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 3: and the lip, gloss and then, boom you cut to the.

1110
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 3: Expression the expression, SAYS i get, it And i'm moving

1111
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 3: the story with a.

1112
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 4: Look that's interesting that you said lip. Gloss that's a

1113
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 4: little window in your. Craft, actually because nobody said that.

1114
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 4: Before he, said but you said lipgloss BECAUSE i don't

1115
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 4: think you. Were you were so inside putting your character

1116
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 4: together that you, thought in this, moment my character wouldn't

1117
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 4: be listening to what was going.

1118
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 3: ON i would be looking At jess's.

1119
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 2: Lips, yeah he'd be thinking about a. Look and, also

1120
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 2: even lip gloss even further Feminizes, schmidt WHICH i feel

1121
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 2: like Maybe nick doesn't think Mister schmidt is a is all,

1122
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: man mm.

1123
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 4: Hmm and it was very intimidating to be on the

1124
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 4: other on the other side of.

1125
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 2: It, OH i would NOT i would not want to

1126
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 2: be on the other side of. That and Mister schmidt

1127
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 2: earn his. Paycheck i'll tell you, Something, WELL.

1128
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 3: I don't think you're ever in any fear of being

1129
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 3: on the other side of. That you got to get

1130
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 3: the job through, auditions.

1131
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 2: Sure, right and you know That i'm offer, Only, yeah but.

1132
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 3: You gotta pass a lot levels to get on the

1133
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 3: other side of.

1134
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 2: That. Yeah and you know That i'm offer only and

1135
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 2: that they wanted to go for more of a no

1136
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 2: name and undiscovered. Talent it's distracting to have someone like

1137
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 2: me on, there.

1138
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 3: You'll get the looks and.

1139
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 4: Podcasts, yes let's reach back in the popcorn gallery one

1140
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 4: more time before we. GO i think this is a

1141
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 4: good question to end. On this is From chance On

1142
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 4: chance on, Listen, jake is it hard being? Famous is

1143
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 4: it hard being? Fams, well you know, what it's hard doing.

1144
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 4: Appearances mm. Hmmmmmm but you have to do those because

1145
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 4: the show is a as a loss.

1146
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 3: Leader, no, WELL i do those appearances Because i've got

1147
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 3: my own appearance. Agent so WHEN i do those. Appearances

1148
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 3: BUT i didn't say it's not the other series regulars

1149
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 3: doing it with. Me it's guest, stars it's co, stars

1150
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 3: it's anybody who's been on the show with, me BECAUSE

1151
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 3: i got a guy who runs. THEM i get the

1152
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 3: checks and it's a.

1153
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 2: Moneymaker and would you say that your agent is your

1154
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 2: best friend at this, POINT.

1155
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 3: I would say he's my. Brother.

1156
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah and what Is crafty like On The New?

1157
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 3: GIRL i like it Eminems.

1158
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 2: Eminem's it's sweets mainly.

1159
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 3: Donuts no, NOT i wouldn't say that it's not just,

1160
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 3: sweets It's, eminem's it's, skittles it's, candy, sodas, donuts, chocolate

1161
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 3: bars don't buy.

1162
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 2: Everything, yeah you're just only you're only listing, sweets AND i.

1163
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 3: Don't think that's. True, okay Oh, cereal.

1164
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 2: Right that's more in the, middle but also pretty Sweet.

1165
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 3: Cereal, yeah i'man Other cereal, too a bunch OF i, mean,

1166
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 3: look craft service is really it's not you, know it's

1167
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 3: just a bunch of.

1168
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 2: Shit yeah it's. Good, Okay so, okay so Then crafty's.

1169
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 2: Good that'll that's. Good our audience will want to hear.

1170
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 3: That, yeah food's.

1171
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 2: Good and then you had a you wanted to promote a.

1172
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:06,439
Speaker 3: Movie, YES i want to promote a. Movie it's Called

1173
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 3: Boys Night. Out it's on vod right. Now it stars,

1174
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 3: Me Vince, Vaughan Danny. Glover. Mm, yeah it's about the

1175
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 3: three of us were best. Friends Stars, Me Danny, Glover Vince.

1176
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 3: Vaughn we play all best friends and it's a night

1177
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 3: where we all have young babies at home and we're all.

1178
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 3: Dads we all live in the suburbs Of, detroit and

1179
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 3: we decided to have a boy's night.

1180
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 4: Out last, time one Last, hurrah one Last.

1181
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 3: Hurrah but when we go, out it's reliving all the

1182
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 3: stuff and everything goes. Crazy so it's a shout out

1183
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 3: to the movies of the. Eighties, Uh and it's very.

1184
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 2: Contemporary and Was danny busting you up.

1185
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 4: Non?

1186
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 3: Stop, well you, know the reputation when we were growing

1187
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 3: up was That gibson was the. Prankster it's.

1188
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 2: Not It's Danny dan and so that must have busted

1189
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 2: you up pretty.

1190
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 3: Good he. Was he was doing pranks on, camera off.

1191
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 3: Camera he didn't memorize any of his. Lines he was

1192
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 3: funny and. Dramatic it's the kind.

1193
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 4: Of thing you just turn on the camera and it's

1194
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,280
Speaker 4: just like go.

1195
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 3: Go at one, POINT i literally think me And vince

1196
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,439
Speaker 3: just sat there knuckles clothes on.

1197
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 2: A chin washing you Forgot oh, WAIT i got a

1198
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 2: job to got.

1199
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 3: IT i gotta say my. Lines but you, know the

1200
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 3: Reality i've always was a lot of. Fun it's a

1201
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 3: really good. Movie it's really. Sweet there's a lot of

1202
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 3: great females in.

1203
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 2: It.

1204
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 3: Unknowns, yeah and it's on vod you can find a

1205
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 3: note's on. iTunes it's a.

1206
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 2: Powerful anti cigarette message in there as.

1207
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 3: Well, absolutely you know the reality is IS i don't

1208
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 3: know if everybody knows it gives you. Cancer, yeah there's

1209
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 3: been a lot of years where it's been both sides

1210
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 3: of the. Fence now there's no fucking. Around you smoke,

1211
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,919
Speaker 3: cigarettes you're gonna most likely get.

1212
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 2: Cancer and, yeah and to take a strong stance like,

1213
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,439
Speaker 2: that it's Pretty.

1214
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 3: I'm really glad you pointed that out because that is

1215
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 3: something that Everyone it's only one scene and a lot

1216
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 3: of my monologue and it got cut.

1217
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 2: Out, yeah they whitdwed it down to it and you

1218
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 2: can tell that there's, edited.

1219
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 3: So point big chunk cut the editor of that. Scene all,

1220
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 3: JOKES i really pissed.

1221
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 4: Me do you want to?

1222
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 2: Do do you want to the?

1223
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 3: Original it was forty five minutes in the show in the,

1224
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 3: movie AND i literally think this is the only thing in.

1225
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 3: There And i'm not kidding WHEN i SAY i went

1226
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 3: off for forty five straight. Minutes they had to reload

1227
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 3: one of the cameras in the middle of it because

1228
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 3: we ran out of the fucking. CARD i literally stopped

1229
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 3: and kept my facial expression in the same spot so

1230
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 3: we could start. Again BECAUSE i was thinking about. Editing

1231
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 3: in the, movie It's Danny glover, smoking which his character didn't.

1232
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,479
Speaker 3: Smoke he was just. Viewsing he kept, saying it's a boy's,

1233
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 3: nut it's a boy's, nut smoking every, scene, smoked every,

1234
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 3: day smoked in the hotel, room everything in the. MOVIE i, Go,

1235
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:08,640
Speaker 3: hey put out, that and it cuts to him smoking

1236
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 3: AND i go, Cigarette but it's not even my voice saying. Cigarette,

1237
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah so It's, hey cut out, that and then they

1238
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: use a weird cut and you hear cigarette, yeah and

1239
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 3: That's Haley.

1240
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 4: JOEL i didn't know THAT adr.

1241
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 3: King they fucking pissed me off.

1242
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 2: Man that's. Frustrating they cut.

1243
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,680
Speaker 3: All my stuff in that. Movie half my stuff IS,

1244
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 3: adr but SO i guess It's Haley Joel. Osmond they

1245
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 3: made my character. GAY i didn't say any of that.

1246
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 3: Stuff all THAT'S. Adr the whole thing would be In.

1247
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,919
Speaker 3: Vince that whole thing in the second. ACT i didn't

1248
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,960
Speaker 3: say any of. THAT i wouldn't say.

1249
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 2: It it's ALL.

1250
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,280
Speaker 3: ADR i think you're. Handsome what are you talking about

1251
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 3: that's in the. MOVIE i didn't agree to do.

1252
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 4: That, yeah you would have said no to that because

1253
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 4: you hate.

1254
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:50,800
Speaker 6: That.

1255
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 3: Yeah fuck, no THE adr and the whole. THING i

1256
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 3: got the munches for. You and it's even. Mean everyone's like.

1257
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 3: HAPPENING i was at the arc. Light everyone's. LAUGHING i stood, up,

1258
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 3: like what's the? Munches maybe you look like the.

1259
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 2: Idiot, yeah it's very. FUNNY i think it means you

1260
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 2: want to chew on his like, buttocks BUT i you.

1261
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 2: Know but, regardless IT'S i don't. Know it's disappointing to

1262
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 2: hear that they did that to, you but your.

1263
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,719
Speaker 3: Vision, yeah it's on vod.

1264
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 2: iTunes i'm vo d everybody check it out.

1265
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 3: And boys And Night. Out but super fun movie to.

1266
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 2: Do any of that gay shit that's not.

1267
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 3: NOW i didn't choose. THAT i would have said. Yes

1268
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 3: to my true fans Of JAKE. M johnson out, there

1269
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 3: you can trust in. Me never WOULD i do. THAT

1270
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 3: i don't. Know it's just it's just. Disappointing but right

1271
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 3: on to my True JAKE. M johnson. Fans you guys

1272
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 3: know you're always the number, one and you guys love Mister.

1273
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:50,040
Speaker 2: Miller Thanks, Jake, thanks thank you so, Much, Jake thanks.

1274
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 4: So much for coming On Hollywood. Handbook thanks to everyone

1275
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 4: out there for. Listening rate us on, iTunes subscribe to

1276
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 4: the forums and purchase our pro.

1277
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 2: Version, yeah please do buy the pro. Version you get

1278
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 2: access to all kinds of cool. Extras you get a

1279
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 2: forty five minute skype with the. Boys forty five minute

1280
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 2: skype with the. Boys you get an exclusive.

1281
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 4: Is the pro? Version, yeah this is what we're.

1282
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 2: Saying, yeah, yeah we're plugging the pro version of the

1283
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 2: podcast because it's not as expensive as it could be

1284
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 2: to just listen to the normal.

1285
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 3: Episode you guys are charging for other things.

1286
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 4: Too, yeah you got a bunch of Exclusive. Jeffs you

1287
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 4: get an interview With lamar And. Morris so if this

1288
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 4: one sort of wet your appetite.

1289
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 2: For get into the belly of the, beast that. IS

1290
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 2: i don't think you this podcast the real. Thing what

1291
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 2: is that gonna do? IT i only did it BECAUSE

1292
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 2: i know you guys from a while. Ago this is dog. Shit,

1293
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:43,520
Speaker 2: no you get two interviews.

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01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 4: Tops, no he wouldn't do it For he's not gonna do,

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Speaker 4: it not.

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Speaker 3: Really he won't do it for, money not.

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Speaker 2: Really views you're looking? For, yeah what is it.

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Speaker 3: You guys are?

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Speaker 4: Looking we found. It we found a. Number you found

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Speaker 4: a number Of.

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Speaker 3: Lamorn how much you paying?

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Speaker 4: HIM i don't think that's for.

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Speaker 3: You i'll text him right.

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Speaker 2: Now so you don't even have his? Number, YES i

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Speaker 2: do you want me to read it to? You, yes Read.

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Speaker 4: Sean if you could just Read lamar And morris's number three. One, oh,

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Speaker 4: yep you know it by.

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Speaker 3: Heart, YEAH i call him every.

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Speaker 4: Day six eight, nine you call. It you dial out

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Speaker 4: the whole, thing read everything but the last two and

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Speaker 4: make people guess what those last two. Are there's also

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Speaker 4: a nine in, it and there's also a zero in. It,

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Speaker 4: okay so that'll be fun for people in the forums

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Speaker 4: to guess What lamar And morris's personal phone number is

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Speaker 4: and to call. It so you guys charge for, skypes,

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Speaker 4: well it's it's part of the once you get the pro,

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Speaker 4: version it's.

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Speaker 2: We charge for the pro version and skypes are, included

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Speaker 2: and then the skypes are.

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Speaker 3: Free why would they want to skype with?

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Speaker 4: You so we can give them tips about Achieving hollywood

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Speaker 4: oh or whatever they.

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Speaker 2: Want and not everyone has good friends in their, life

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Speaker 2: like we were to you back at The burbank airport

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Speaker 2: and when you were a.

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Speaker 3: Bartender so give me some three pieces of advice that

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Speaker 3: the people could potentially look out.

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Speaker 2: For, okay pay money if you want the real. ADVICE

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Speaker 2: i mean that's the main advice that we want to,

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Speaker 2: give is that it is. Available we have the, juice

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Speaker 2: we have the good. Stuff, yeah but it's going to

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Speaker 2: cost a little bit and then and you want it

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Speaker 2: to because you don't want everyone to have.

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Speaker 3: It, yeah it's like an acting.

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Speaker 4: Coach that's.

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Speaker 2: One you got to pay for the good stuff too

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Speaker 2: Is rate us on, iTunes rate us on, iTunes comment

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Speaker 2: in the, forums and then get the pro.

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Speaker 4: Version bye, bye.

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