Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of The twat Seat
Speaker 2: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 3: And Tamra Judge. I'm so sorry that I couldn't be
Speaker 3: there in person.
Speaker 4: I have day four the flu, and I just I
Speaker 4: didn't want to get anybody sick, especially you, Laala.
Speaker 3: You look being pregnant and.
Speaker 5: All sunny coming off the flu.
Speaker 3: Oh I have. I haven't playing a mad filter game
Speaker 3: right now on that.
Speaker 5: You look great. I'm impressed.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, thank you. We have Lala camp with
Speaker 2: us in the studio, and I can say with one
Speaker 2: hundred percent certainty of being somebody that has been recapping
Speaker 2: vander Pump Rules this entire season and riding hard for you,
Speaker 2: it's been a rough go for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going for you.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's got a rough go for Lallah.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's would you say this is your hardest season?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been my hardest season. Like I'm used to
Speaker 5: being the person who people don't really dig, but the
Speaker 5: hate is very loud this season, and a lot of
Speaker 5: it doesn't have much to do with the season. It's
Speaker 5: more like it'll start with people not liking what I've
Speaker 5: said on the show, but then they or my podcast,
Speaker 5: but then they go for like I feel bad for
Speaker 5: your child, and they start talking about me as a parent,
Speaker 5: which normally I can shake off. I think I got
Speaker 5: pregnant shortly after the season or no, I mean I
Speaker 5: was pregnant at the premiere party of vander Pump, So
Speaker 5: the hormones were already like raging inside of me, and
Speaker 5: I was very sensitive. I'm still very sensitive, and I
Speaker 5: don't need to be like scrolling through comments to know
Speaker 5: what people are saying. Like I'm aware my team has
Speaker 5: told me, like it's rough out there for you.
Speaker 3: Do hair, Yeah, what level of shits do you give?
Speaker 5: Mm? I think I'd be lying if I said I
Speaker 5: gave no shits this season, because I feel like what
Speaker 5: I was saying was just like so clear as day
Speaker 5: m hm wow. But no one else saw it that way.
Speaker 4: Well, Andy said previously that is your best season ever.
Speaker 5: Which is what's so wild is people like Andy Cohen,
Speaker 5: We're telling me like this is your MVP year, like
Speaker 5: you are the voice of reason. And I felt that
Speaker 5: way during the season. So then when it came out
Speaker 5: and the level of hate like I'm used to like
Speaker 5: maybe a sixty forty, it's still your pain. And it
Speaker 5: was like, wow, this is very intense because I did
Speaker 5: feel like I was making sense, and I think you.
Speaker 2: I truly believe that you were making sense. I think
Speaker 2: the hard part about as a as a viewer, if
Speaker 2: I take myself completely out of it, is people want
Speaker 2: to see what they want to see. They wanted to
Speaker 2: believe the same way for a little while. We wanted
Speaker 2: to believe that you and your ex were living this
Speaker 2: great relationship, this great life, everything was great, and you
Speaker 2: probably felt that same way. I think that people felt
Speaker 2: that way about Arianna and Tom. I know personally I've
Speaker 2: hung out with them multiple times. So to me, there
Speaker 2: was no big shock there right, Like it was not
Speaker 2: this revelation like holy shit, They're like this happened, Like
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, of course it happened.
Speaker 5: Right And I was I was always on the fringe
Speaker 5: of the friendship group and I called it out a
Speaker 5: mile away, you know, like it just the Raquel and
Speaker 5: Tom of it all. And then I also knew that
Speaker 5: like they they both for many years have like planned
Speaker 5: how they're going to go into a season Yeah, they
Speaker 5: both for many years have have kind of played this
Speaker 5: role of like we keep you know, Ariana said this
Speaker 5: season she was gray rocking. I'm like, you've been gray
Speaker 5: rocking from the jump, babe, Like there's no change here
Speaker 5: except this year, like we actually need you to do something.
Speaker 5: And I know that sounds not nice and I'm not
Speaker 5: meaning for it to come across that way, but it
Speaker 5: was like for many many seasons before this happened, it
Speaker 5: was like it was okay for her to kind of
Speaker 5: be in the background. Yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 2: The entire season is ramping up to be about her.
Speaker 5: You're the main story, babe, I'm gonna need a little
Speaker 5: bit of something.
Speaker 3: And I agree with that one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I felt like you did a lot and you tried
Speaker 4: to get her to talk, and it just she was just.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get a little bit confused about all
Speaker 4: this because you guys have all slept with each other
Speaker 4: all the time. Yeah, wasn't wasn't Tom with Kristen when
Speaker 4: he started sleeping with Arianna.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And granted the stakes were much higher, and granted,
Speaker 5: like there are nuances where it's like this, it is
Speaker 5: mind blowing. I can't believe that Rachel could could do
Speaker 5: this to her friend, Like I got that right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean what Tom did was shitty, very shitty.
Speaker 5: I think where I was struggling to make sense of it.
Speaker 5: And again, like Arianna said, you know, it doesn't need
Speaker 5: to make sense to you, just like I said to Katie,
Speaker 5: my life doesn't need to make sense to you. That's
Speaker 5: absolutely true. But personally, where I was like, I just
Speaker 5: I don't understand is when this happened on March first,
Speaker 5: and then I believe she had a wedding by March
Speaker 5: tenth and had already met a new guy. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: like they weren't exclusive, but you started dating, Like you
Speaker 5: don't just meet someone and fall into boyfriend girlfriend, right,
Speaker 5: but you started dating someone, you stayed in the house,
Speaker 5: you came back to this show. And that's where I
Speaker 5: think I was feeling very conflicted, is I'm like, I
Speaker 5: under stand the pain you're going through, but if I'm
Speaker 5: relating to it, and then I'm seeing like how you
Speaker 5: could move on from something so traumatic, I just don't
Speaker 5: see how you could be that devastated.
Speaker 2: I have a question, do you think that there's a
Speaker 2: part of you that knows that you have been on
Speaker 2: for all of these years, and every single year you've
Speaker 2: had to fight for it, like you have had whether
Speaker 2: whatever it is that you're showing in your life, you
Speaker 2: have had to show up and do it. And she's
Speaker 2: been able to sit back and now here she is
Speaker 2: this year. It's just like the opportunities keep on coming,
Speaker 2: they're flooding in and now here she is again sitting back.
Speaker 2: Is Do you think that plays into it at all
Speaker 2: or do you think it's solely.
Speaker 5: You know, I want to be around women who like
Speaker 5: work hard, have things that are really cool and if
Speaker 5: you you know, we love a good flashback, where's the
Speaker 5: flashback of me? Like I wrote these girls handwritten cards
Speaker 5: about like how proud I was of them when they
Speaker 5: did this sandwich shop like I have. I've constantly tried
Speaker 5: to be very supportive, not tried. I wanted to be supportive.
Speaker 5: These are my friends. When Ariana started getting opportunities outside
Speaker 5: of vander Pump rules, that's great for all of us. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like I it wasn't like I sat here and I
Speaker 5: was just little old me, Like I have people screaming
Speaker 5: my name on the streets. The show reached a level
Speaker 5: that it never would have reached without this, And even
Speaker 5: though it was horrible, I was not mad at the
Speaker 5: opportunity she was getting outside of the show. What I
Speaker 5: started getting upset about is now we're bringing a little
Speaker 5: bit of Divinus to my place of work that I've
Speaker 5: been doing for eight years. And I have a hard
Speaker 5: time when people think that they are bigger than the show. Right.
Speaker 2: Do you think if they didn't show the last you
Speaker 2: know at the reunion that those last seven minutes that
Speaker 2: you guys hadn't seen, do you think that everything would
Speaker 2: have been okay between you and Katie and Arianna because
Speaker 2: I had saw, well, I think you had gone Katie
Speaker 2: had maybe come to your gender reveal. Yep, you had
Speaker 2: gone to New York for Ariana's Broadway show. And like
Speaker 2: when we if I like really splice out the timing,
Speaker 2: it doesn't fully make it. It's not like at the
Speaker 2: end of the season, you guys were in a bad place.
Speaker 2: Do you think if that never would have aired, we
Speaker 2: would be in a different city.
Speaker 5: I knew one hundred percent that was airing.
Speaker 2: But did you know it was airing at the reunion? No?
Speaker 5: But you know, we get the episodes early and when
Speaker 5: I saw they were keeping that. I was like, and
Speaker 5: maybe I'm a sicko for this. I'm like, thank god,
Speaker 5: I get I'm going to get something. Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 5: to get an honest, pure reaction. No one gets to think,
Speaker 5: No one gets to figure out what I'm going to
Speaker 5: say about why I said that. I knew good and
Speaker 5: goddamn well what I said in that moment that reunion
Speaker 5: would have ended. I was biting my tongue until a
Speaker 5: producer walks in and says, law, everything you've been feeling
Speaker 5: outside of filming this show, the fourth wall that we've
Speaker 5: been ty break it. I don't give a fuck break it.
Speaker 5: And that's why I said, so I'm gonna do it now.
Speaker 5: Because a producer had stepped in and said we were
Speaker 5: we all know like, don't break the fourth wall, and
Speaker 5: we all do it. I feel like housewives. You guys
Speaker 5: are allowed to do it a little bit more. Yeah,
Speaker 5: vander pump Roules is funny. It's like, no, no, no, you
Speaker 5: guys are servers. Remember you guys came from being servers.
Speaker 5: We're well, I.
Speaker 3: Think we're beyond that now.
Speaker 4: I think you guys can break the fourth wall when
Speaker 4: yew to make you feel when short says that you
Speaker 4: breaking the fourth wall and talking about the show as
Speaker 4: a job, you were jeopardizing the show's authentistic Well.
Speaker 5: I didn't know he said that. Yeah, what did he say, Tam.
Speaker 3: That you were just jeopardizing.
Speaker 2: The show by breaking the fourth wall?
Speaker 3: It's not authentic anymore.
Speaker 4: But I mean news alert shorts love ya. But everybody
Speaker 4: knows this is a film. We everybody knows that you're
Speaker 4: getting paid for this.
Speaker 5: Well, I I think that's what makes it so interesting
Speaker 5: is you're absolutely filming our It's no secret this is
Speaker 5: a produced show. If you watched us every single waking
Speaker 5: moment of the day, you couldn't have a show. This
Speaker 5: is months of filming, goes to an months of editing,
Speaker 5: months of editing. What you're seeing is very much real.
Speaker 5: But there's also the part where it is a television show.
Speaker 5: To make sure that you are entertained. Although these things happened,
Speaker 5: the goal is to entertain you. And I resent him
Speaker 5: saying that me doing that jeopardize the show. In all actuality,
Speaker 5: we are filming a television show. It was hard this season.
Speaker 5: I was talking about things that we've all spoken about,
Speaker 5: and then when a camera comes up, everyone runs scared.
Speaker 5: I have Arianna, who I personally believe really forgot why
Speaker 5: she was catapulted into opportunity. Again, so happy for you,
Speaker 5: but let's not forget where we come from. Yeah, none
Speaker 5: of us have anything without bander pump rules. What we
Speaker 5: built outside of it, we should be very proud of.
Speaker 2: Do you think though, at the beginning, she ever really
Speaker 2: was there? Like, do you Because I'm watching the beginning
Speaker 2: of the season, I forget maybe you guys went for
Speaker 2: a smoothie or something. There's a lot of smoothies this season. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of smooth It was a lot of smoothies
Speaker 2: for me. I gotta be honest, But you guys had
Speaker 2: gone to like another smoothie shop, and I didn't. I
Speaker 2: felt even between the two of you, before there was
Speaker 2: even an issue, there wasn't like a natural connection. And
Speaker 2: I felt it was Sheena as well. I felt it kind.
Speaker 5: Of with everyone filming with each other. Yeah, that just
Speaker 5: no between between when we would film with Arianna.
Speaker 2: Yes, like anytime anything was suggested or brought up, it
Speaker 2: wasn't like, like, let's if we were going to have
Speaker 2: a true conversation about our relationships or something that had
Speaker 2: happened or if Edwin had done something fucked up to
Speaker 2: me and you would have said like, well then maybe Teddy,
Speaker 2: you need to get out of the house. I would
Speaker 2: have been able to reciprocate and have that conversation back right.
Speaker 2: It didn't feel like that. It felt like a block.
Speaker 5: It was a block. That's why at the reunion, I said,
Speaker 5: I tried to convey things to you, and I was
Speaker 5: always shut down. I couldn't. It was a constant like, well, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: So do you think she's solely doing the show still
Speaker 2: for the money?
Speaker 5: She said that at the reunion. She did say, you know,
Speaker 5: I wasn't in a I wasn't financially prepared to not
Speaker 5: come back to the show this season.
Speaker 4: And huh, great, hasn't she gotten millions of dollars in
Speaker 4: endorsement deals?
Speaker 5: And that was the other thing that was not shown.
Speaker 5: It was shown, but I was asking those questions, you know,
Speaker 5: like why not just get an apartment for your mental health?
Speaker 5: You know, I can't image going home to a house
Speaker 5: that I share with my ex who did something like
Speaker 5: really traumatic to me. And she said she couldn't afford it. Well, girl,
Speaker 5: come on, but those are the questions that I had
Speaker 5: that I was looked at. This is why I said, Tam,
Speaker 5: I've never in my life seen someone get cheated on
Speaker 5: and suddenly they become God. Her word was Bible. Nothing
Speaker 5: was questioned, I can't afford it. Oh, okay, that makes
Speaker 5: total sense. No, I have questions. I have questions. You
Speaker 5: have been all over the map, and I know what
Speaker 5: I make outside of this show, and I have to
Speaker 5: assume you're making the same, if not way more so,
Speaker 5: how can you not afford an apartment? But no one
Speaker 5: would ask the questions. And that's why I was like,
Speaker 5: it was like she was God, Like what I say
Speaker 5: is Bible.
Speaker 3: He should have got the fuck out.
Speaker 2: In all honesty, they both should have got the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Just get out. They don't have kids together, go well,
Speaker 2: they own.
Speaker 3: A house together, so that's that's a commitment right there.
Speaker 3: But he should have got the fuck out.
Speaker 5: But Tam, I under I understand that. But everyone's like,
Speaker 5: he should have left, Well, he ain't. He was fucking
Speaker 5: a friend in the house, so what can you control.
Speaker 4: I personally would have gotten out, but I feel like
Speaker 4: it was a power struggle between the two of them.
Speaker 3: I'm not leaving while I'm not leaving, and the house
Speaker 3: is big enough that.
Speaker 2: And I think that's what filming became too. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to this, I'm going to this event, but something
Speaker 2: that a lot of people have commented on your Amazon
Speaker 2: life creates a lot of I love it.
Speaker 5: I know it's really really hard though, because I feel
Speaker 5: like those are my people, and I could say what
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm in, like this safe room.
Speaker 2: You forget that, then it's sent to us. You said
Speaker 2: something on Amazon Live a couple of days ago that
Speaker 2: you didn't know that something about her had opened, they commented.
Speaker 5: Who commented the people, the Katie, Oh, the people, the
Speaker 5: people and Katie Okay, that Jess for sure knew because
Speaker 5: Jess saw her ENDSTA story. By the way, Jess, I
Speaker 5: wish they could see how Jess looks at the stories
Speaker 5: of all that bitch is a tapper.
Speaker 2: But they said, Jess, so, so you guys know backstory.
Speaker 2: Jess is Lalla's assistant and also hosts the podcast with her,
Speaker 2: and Katie had commented that Jess had seen that it
Speaker 2: was open. Were you actually at Amazon Live that day?
Speaker 5: She's with me every day.
Speaker 2: Did you correct Laala when she said she didn't know
Speaker 2: what was open?
Speaker 6: No, because I didn't tell her, and also barely the
Speaker 6: way I scrolled through stories. I am sure I saw
Speaker 6: and clicked on Katie's story, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't clock in. I don't remember it.
Speaker 6: I've also seen a lot of something about her content,
Speaker 6: so I could have seen the content and.
Speaker 3: Just not put it together.
Speaker 5: But no, it didn't. So let me explain two things.
Speaker 5: I knew they were having like five hundred soft openings, right,
Speaker 5: So when I said I didn't know they were open,
Speaker 5: I didn't know that they were open any given weekday,
Speaker 5: come have a sandwich. I'm sure that it was something
Speaker 5: that people were very excited about. This has been in
Speaker 5: the work since Season nine finale, right is when they
Speaker 5: came up with the name. Yeah yeah, So I didn't
Speaker 5: know that they were actually open for business. I knew
Speaker 5: they were doing soft like a soft opening. That makes
Speaker 5: me so happy. I'm like you saying that she saw that.
Speaker 5: I just thought, I'm like, you have a blue check mark.
Speaker 5: That means you're not even at the top.
Speaker 2: No, she would have had to go.
Speaker 5: Through that follow each other, so then maybe you're at
Speaker 5: the top. Either way. I'm like, even with the sandwich shop,
Speaker 5: you're still scrolling through Reddit, who's viewing your stories? Like, girl,
Speaker 5: you got so much time on your hands.
Speaker 2: How close do you think Arianna and Katie actually are
Speaker 2: because there are show friends and there are real friends,
Speaker 2: and I never necessary I saw them maybe that they
Speaker 2: were potentially trauma bonded at one point.
Speaker 5: Trauma bonds run deep. Yeah, I've had trauma bond before
Speaker 5: and they are thick. But neither of you better get
Speaker 5: over the trauma because once you start healing, bond is over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, you said.
Speaker 4: At the reunion you had mentioned something that happened off
Speaker 4: camera that Katie had confided in you and talked about
Speaker 4: how she was kind of upset with Arianna, and I
Speaker 4: have a feeling that that was the first time Marianna
Speaker 4: had ever heard that, but they both acted like a
Speaker 4: united front. It's okay, I don't care, yeh. I found
Speaker 4: kind of odd.
Speaker 5: But that's I felt like that was kind of you know,
Speaker 5: go back to US Season ten, me and Ariana having
Speaker 5: a conversation at Christina Kelly's party where I'm telling her
Speaker 5: that her boyfriend lied to her and she tried to
Speaker 5: remain very stone cold. We talk about it everything. I'm
Speaker 5: not bothered and if that's who you are. That's great,
Speaker 5: but it's extremely difficult to film a reality television show
Speaker 5: with someone who talks that way. And she was actually
Speaker 5: cameras shut down season ten for producers to talk to
Speaker 5: Ariana like you gotta give something, you gotta like care
Speaker 5: a little bit. And it's if you're the type of
Speaker 5: person where you're like, I just don't care. Excellent. First
Speaker 5: of all, very jealous. I wish I could just not care.
Speaker 5: Second of all, I don't know that this is the
Speaker 5: space for you reality TV. I mean, I've watched Housewives.
Speaker 5: We all give a lot of shits.
Speaker 2: Everybody. Anybody that says they don't give shits is full
Speaker 2: of shit. But I think also where we've seen some
Speaker 2: things is you said, I forget what season was, but
Speaker 2: you said something along the lines of give Tom sand
Speaker 2: of all ten years and then he will turn into
Speaker 2: your ax.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I believe he will cantinue to creep around. And
Speaker 5: I hope he doesn't have children, because I think they're
Speaker 5: going to be I think they're going to suffer. You know,
Speaker 5: anytime someone has kids and their cheaters, you know, ultimately
Speaker 5: the child suffers. Right, They got to be bounced back
Speaker 5: and forth. We get to move on with our lives
Speaker 5: while they don't ever have anything in the same space.
Speaker 5: So when I said that, I was I was only
Speaker 5: talking about the cheating aspect of who he is. When
Speaker 5: someone can look you in your eyes the way that
Speaker 5: Tom did and say all these crazy things, knowing he's
Speaker 5: sleeping with the best friend. To me, that is really
Speaker 5: really scary. And I do feel and I could be wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm no doctor. I'm only coming from my own experience,
Speaker 5: and I am not fully healed from my own experience.
Speaker 5: Let's make sure everyone knows that I just feel like
Speaker 5: he seems to be someone who likes to love bomb.
Speaker 5: He gets his claws in and he just likes women.
Speaker 5: And when he's a little bored and you don't want
Speaker 5: to do mushrooms with him anymore, he bops onto the
Speaker 5: next I still stand by those things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let's clear something up. Do you feel used
Speaker 4: by production at all this season? And is there any
Speaker 4: truth to what Sheina is saying about production telling you
Speaker 4: guys what to do and say.
Speaker 5: She's my friend, a dear friend of mine, and I
Speaker 5: love her tremendously. I am a lone wolf. I don't
Speaker 5: share opinions with people if I agree with you, that
Speaker 5: doesn't mean that I'm blindly loyal. It just means I
Speaker 5: agree with something you said. I have never been a
Speaker 5: puppet to production. I in no way, shape or form
Speaker 5: felt that production was trying to get me to lean
Speaker 5: one way or the other.
Speaker 3: Was there a meeting?
Speaker 4: Was there a meeting mid season for you guys to talk.
Speaker 4: There was a little pep talk.
Speaker 5: There was a meeting mid season. What I gathered from
Speaker 5: that meeting was not what Sheina gathered.
Speaker 2: What did Sheina gather?
Speaker 5: Well, from what it sounds like, it was like the
Speaker 5: was the show in jeopardy? Yes, and not because of
Speaker 5: anybody else except Tom Sandoval. Yourecked the group. The show's
Speaker 5: based on the group. Okay, Yeah, And maybe we did
Speaker 5: need a little bit more downtime to process. I think
Speaker 5: that maybe would have been a smart move.
Speaker 2: But if they started picking up filming next week, do
Speaker 2: you really think there's gonna be any difference between Ariana
Speaker 2: and Tom than the past season?
Speaker 5: I personally do not think so.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. We could give it three years.
Speaker 3: Like right, it's like, yeah, the day you think they're
Speaker 3: going to bring them both back.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I have no idea at this point
Speaker 5: in time. You know, I think we're all sitting here.
Speaker 5: Are you scared? Am I scared for the future of
Speaker 5: the show. I mean, truthfully, I feel a little bit relieved,
Speaker 5: like I want a break. I cried every day out
Speaker 5: of frustration. I usually look forward to go and filming
Speaker 5: that show. I dreaded every second. Every time they said, hey,
Speaker 5: you got the day off tomorrow, I cried tears of
Speaker 5: joy because I was so happy I did not have
Speaker 5: to engage. I've never felt that way before.
Speaker 3: I can understand that, and totally understanding.
Speaker 2: And what about the rumors about the Valley that you
Speaker 2: and China potentially wanted to be on that show, but
Speaker 2: Jack said he wouldn't want that.
Speaker 5: Jack's is such a he's such a square kind to
Speaker 5: say that. I'm like, you're a buffoon over here, and
Speaker 5: nothing that comes out of his mouth like people are
Speaker 5: like Jack said this, and I'm like, and yeah, of course.
Speaker 5: And he'll be calling me tomorrow asking me for advice,
Speaker 5: and I'll pick up the phone and I'll preface it
Speaker 5: by saying, you know, I don't like you that much.
Speaker 2: So are you still talking to Brittany?
Speaker 5: Am I? Yeah, we're taking a breather from each other.
Speaker 3: La, La, who are you talking to?
Speaker 5: I know? And I have made this very clear, Like
Speaker 5: I've always said, when there's someone who is not talking
Speaker 5: to a lot of people, you usually have to look
Speaker 5: in the mirror and say, is it me? And it's
Speaker 5: definitely me. I'm changing, I'm wanting different things. I want
Speaker 5: to get things that make me feel yucky away. And
Speaker 5: it could be because I'm pregnant and hyper sensitive and emotional, yeah,
Speaker 5: and it could just be that I that I am
Speaker 5: in a different space in my life.
Speaker 3: Don't cry.
Speaker 2: I I'll give you a second. I think something that
Speaker 2: I see in Lala that makes you such excellent television
Speaker 2: and all of these things is Laala is able to
Speaker 2: show this really tough exterior and her voice kind of
Speaker 2: changes and she's got a big vibrato. But I think
Speaker 2: you are, like now you're gonna make me freaking cry.
Speaker 2: I think you are a softie.
Speaker 5: Well I am, And that's I think that's why I
Speaker 5: go like this is because I did that even as
Speaker 5: a child. It's like, I know what it feels like
Speaker 5: to be hurt. We all have, right, That's why we
Speaker 5: all deal with certain things that were triggered by in
Speaker 5: a different way. Some people isolate and retreat. I get big,
Speaker 5: I get my voice changes, and it's like I'm feeling
Speaker 5: under attack. I'm feeling vulnerable, and you are not going
Speaker 5: to get past a certain point with me because I
Speaker 5: will not let you take me out in this moment. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I think that's why I have such a strong relationship,
Speaker 5: you know, with my mom, with my brother, because those
Speaker 5: are the people who I can who I just feel
Speaker 5: the most safe with at all times.
Speaker 4: Listen, you know you've been on the show long enough
Speaker 4: that you know this is going to pass. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: gonna pass, and you're gonna be okay. And I will say,
Speaker 4: if it wasn't for you this season, I don't think
Speaker 4: there would be a show worth watching.
Speaker 5: And I appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 3: I just want to give you a big hug. I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's a it's a virgo thing.
Speaker 4: You know, our birthdays are you use it, don't know.
Speaker 4: Our birthdays are on the same day and the September
Speaker 4: second girls they come in and they sometimes.
Speaker 2: Come in come in hot. But I can tell you, Tay,
Speaker 2: I'm always apologizes after.
Speaker 4: But sometimes those viewers will ask for you to be fired,
Speaker 4: and they did that to me, and that I got
Speaker 4: fired and look what happened. Then suddenly they changed their
Speaker 4: mind and they're like, oh no, I wander back. I
Speaker 4: want to back. Suddenly the show is boring. You do
Speaker 4: the tough job, you asked the tough questions. That's a
Speaker 4: tough place to be.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: And you've been on the show long enough that you
Speaker 3: know you're gonna get shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah I do. I've known that. It's just wild to
Speaker 5: me that a season like I know that this was
Speaker 5: not a high note for me season wise with the audience,
Speaker 5: but it was a personal high note because I was
Speaker 5: able to, for the first time hear people see multiple
Speaker 5: sides practice compassion while also you know, question things that
Speaker 5: didn't make sense. You know, I really, I really sunk
Speaker 5: into the fact that this is my reality. And I
Speaker 5: know people are probably sick of me talking about what
Speaker 5: I experienced with my ex, but it was heavily traumatic
Speaker 5: and I work through it as much as I can
Speaker 5: each day. And finally this season I was able to
Speaker 5: sink into like this this could last a long time,
Speaker 5: low like are we gonna put having a baby on pause?
Speaker 5: Until like it's over because it may never be over. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I know, you know, Tam.
Speaker 3: I know so well.
Speaker 4: You know we saw a sauceside to you when you said,
Speaker 4: both you and Sheena said Tom's suicidal thoughts wayed really
Speaker 4: heavy on you and despite what he did, you know,
Speaker 4: And we had a conversation at Watch what Happens Live
Speaker 4: shortly after the reunion when we were both on and
Speaker 4: I said to you, I said, listen, you guys went
Speaker 4: on hard on Ariana and Tom, but they are human beans.
Speaker 5: I remember. Yeah, I don't know Tom super well. What
Speaker 5: I've seen of him. It's I can't say I am
Speaker 5: in alignment with him. I don't see us ever being friends.
Speaker 5: But if and I know it sounds selfish, but when
Speaker 5: someone says to me someone is talking about suicide, I
Speaker 5: immediately think, okay, well, if I continue to go in
Speaker 5: on this person and let's just say they're not full
Speaker 5: of shit and they do take their life, now it's
Speaker 5: on me. But if he is bullshitting and he knows it,
Speaker 5: you have to sleep with yourself at night, not me.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 5: And that's what I really wanted to get across this
Speaker 5: season because there have been so many incredible women who
Speaker 5: have reached out to me, nice women that talk about
Speaker 5: their trauman things like that, and this season was really
Speaker 5: about me. I'm giving you this conversation because I need
Speaker 5: to heal from something.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of do you we noticed a way that
Speaker 2: LVP supported Ariana this season. However, we didn't really see
Speaker 2: that from her when it came to your divorce, your
Speaker 2: custody battle, even you deciding to have another baby. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you take that personally.
Speaker 5: Or I have been an underdog since the time I
Speaker 5: entered preschool, and I get.
Speaker 2: The shit all the time. She grew up with money,
Speaker 2: her parents did well, their parents were married, But that
Speaker 2: is the shit that But I want you to speak
Speaker 2: to it like you can grow up with a functioning
Speaker 2: family and it doesn't mean that you're not an underdog.
Speaker 2: But that is what people are putting out.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm acknowledging the fact that I am a privileged
Speaker 5: person when I say I'm the underdog. Not many things
Speaker 5: that I go out and do are celebrated to the
Speaker 5: level that, let's say, other people on my cast have
Speaker 5: been celebrated. There are things that I feel like it
Speaker 5: is insane, and you know, I'm okay with it. I'm
Speaker 5: okay with it. I don't need to be the person
Speaker 5: that's celebrated. But while you're celebrating this and that person,
Speaker 5: please don't try to bring me down in the process.
Speaker 5: Like celebrate them and leave me the fuck out of it.
Speaker 5: There are so many things that that would take most
Speaker 5: women out, It would take them out to their very
Speaker 5: fucking core. And I still sacked up over it. Up
Speaker 5: supported my child by myself. I went out. I tried
Speaker 5: to make a difference as well, going and speaking at
Speaker 5: you know, Capitol Hill on behalf of of animals and
Speaker 5: their rights and not testing on them. There are things
Speaker 5: that I have done in my life that are looked
Speaker 5: at as nothing, and it's wild to me that you
Speaker 5: want to bring me down and talk about. Yes, I
Speaker 5: came from a family that my parents were still together.
Speaker 5: I saw some pretty fucking gnarly fights. I saw some
Speaker 5: some pretty scary things when the recession hit, where we
Speaker 5: could have lost everything, and thank god, my mama saved up.
Speaker 5: Thank God I was working since the age of twelve. Like, yes,
Speaker 5: I'm a privileged person. I'm not disputing that, but if
Speaker 5: you look at what, let's just say, Arianna has done,
Speaker 5: and it's celebrated and it should be. You know, if
Speaker 5: you're not gonna celebrate me as well, just leave my
Speaker 5: name out of your fucking mouth. And just so you know,
Speaker 5: I'm celebrating myself enough for.
Speaker 3: All of us.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I'm going to tell you something that the
Speaker 4: creator of the show told me. He calls me every
Speaker 4: year before the season and he said, I said, Scott, why.
Speaker 3: Do I get the villain at it? Every single year?
Speaker 4: So many great things that I do that they don't show,
Speaker 4: And he says, Tiamra, you are the best villain out there.
Speaker 3: You are a good villain for the show.
Speaker 4: So they're not going to humanize you by showing you,
Speaker 4: you know, you hanging out with your mom or your
Speaker 4: kids or things like that, because they like, they like
Speaker 4: what you do and the show needs that. And don't
Speaker 4: stop being who you are because of that.
Speaker 5: And I never will. And I've you know, I've known
Speaker 5: you for a while now, but even before I knew
Speaker 5: who you were, when I was, you know, going to
Speaker 5: school watching House, I was being like, this is the
Speaker 5: most fantastic show I've always loved and adored you. I
Speaker 5: know the drill now with reality TV and I'm not
Speaker 5: saying that producers need to like show show my my
Speaker 5: philanthropic work. Is that what it's called like You don't.
Speaker 5: You don't need to show me being a great human
Speaker 5: to show the smoothies, don't don't show any of the
Speaker 5: show me as a fucking villain. But guess what, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna need the viewers to fall back and enjoy and
Speaker 5: stop coming for me as a person like you don't
Speaker 5: know me, right and you want to think that you do,
Speaker 5: You don't. There's many ass sspecs to my life that
Speaker 5: I am very proud of, and if you don't want
Speaker 5: to celebrate them with me, then just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have want to change cares just a little bit.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about Lisa vander Pump. Oh, do you think
Speaker 4: Lisa vander Pump's job on the show is pointless since
Speaker 4: there's no longer just.
Speaker 2: Answer that Lala's job on the show will be non existent.
Speaker 5: I don't know, you know, I have a soft spot
Speaker 5: in my heart for vander Pump just because, yes, she
Speaker 5: was tough on me season ten, but when my life
Speaker 5: went very south, she reached out to me a lot
Speaker 5: just to make sure that I was hanging in there.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna show it on the show.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna show it on the show, which is so hard,
Speaker 5: Like for the first time, I'd want to spill it
Speaker 5: all while you cutting out so much like we're being honest.
Speaker 5: But this this season was a little bit tough because
Speaker 5: there were times that she would say I need something
Speaker 5: for Mario on it, and then we all get to
Speaker 5: the re and it's like she showed up. I'm looking around,
Speaker 5: going what planet have I just been dropped on? Yeah,
Speaker 5: like I'm truly alone?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and left left to carry the bag. Lots
Speaker 2: of questions about Schwartz being in love with you, really lots.
Speaker 2: It is everywhere there's a connection. They think there's a flirtation.
Speaker 3: What do you think I think that I think he's
Speaker 3: too nice for you.
Speaker 2: I think from interviewing him, I can save my own
Speaker 2: personal there's a part of him that is charming. Yes,
Speaker 2: there's and there's a part of you that, even though
Speaker 2: you're probably getting manipulated, you're like, it's okay, It's like
Speaker 2: the worst that's gonna happen is now it's nice.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's I don't think that's your type
Speaker 3: of guy.
Speaker 4: He's just like so nice and she needs somebody like Edgy.
Speaker 5: A few tattoos, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But you don't think he's showed like throwing his shot
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 5: No. I think he's just being like sweet and he's
Speaker 5: like overcompensating for the fact that he told me that
Speaker 5: my lips were you know. So it's like, oh, we're
Speaker 5: really trying to like redeem ourselves. But what you don't
Speaker 5: get is like I chose these lips like I wasn't
Speaker 5: born with them, So I'm not offender. I picked that.
Speaker 5: I picked my first.
Speaker 2: One didn't make the cut, right.
Speaker 5: There's certain things on this face where like if it
Speaker 5: was God given, shut the fuck up. But I picked him.
Speaker 5: It's all good, Like I've let it go. I didn't
Speaker 5: feel like it was flirting. I felt like we were
Speaker 5: having a conversation where we weren't wiping each other on fire.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I felt a little did you even
Speaker 2: on my end? No, I think you just have that
Speaker 2: personality type in general where you can just make light
Speaker 2: of things. Okay, I think he was awkwardly trying to
Speaker 2: flirt with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll take it. I haven't I needed to flirt,
Speaker 5: but somebody.
Speaker 2: Schwartz hot tip, get a tattoo on your face if
Speaker 2: you want this to go any further.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna need to like subspice it up a
Speaker 5: little bit. I feel like I'm such an alpha in
Speaker 5: every part of my life, you know, like I'm playing
Speaker 5: mama and all of these like feminine roles. But then
Speaker 5: it's like I go out and I bust my ass
Speaker 5: and I have bills to pay, and I'm like, you know,
Speaker 5: I got the family on pay roll. So I feel
Speaker 5: like when it comes to my partner, I'm gonna need
Speaker 5: you to make me feel like this cute, feminine little fairy,
Speaker 5: throw me around a little bit, smack my ass, and
Speaker 5: have a face tattoo. That's what I need.
Speaker 2: Do you think that James and Ali are going to last?
Speaker 5: I hope. So I really really like her. You don't
Speaker 5: like her? Tell me, Oh, I like her, you don't
Speaker 5: like him.
Speaker 2: It's not that I dislike him. Oh, I'm surprised with
Speaker 2: your history that you champion them.
Speaker 5: I champion her. I think that I think you know
Speaker 5: things that I tried to yeah and have and have
Speaker 5: tried to ask her about. And when she when someone
Speaker 5: says like that didn't happen. Although I trust you guys,
Speaker 5: what how Like that's a really sticky situation.
Speaker 2: You know who he is and who he can be
Speaker 2: mm hmm in general, regardless of what the rumor mill
Speaker 2: or Twitter says or any of those things, Right, That's
Speaker 2: what confuses me. How sometime, and granted I'm like this too,
Speaker 2: how there can be double standards on the show with
Speaker 2: the men we're talking about?
Speaker 5: Okay, can you x or any of those can I?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: My ex is in a very special category, and I
Speaker 5: am not condoning what any man does that is not
Speaker 5: right to a woman. When the problem is alcohol fueled
Speaker 5: and someone says I'm gonna go get sober, there is
Speaker 5: a part of me, because I have experience that says, okay,
Speaker 5: I think that if you're gonna go and and be sober.
Speaker 5: I don't know that I want to say the slate
Speaker 5: is clean, but I can respect it because I've been
Speaker 5: in the place. Yes I'm trying, the person is trying
Speaker 5: and acknowledging, and I've been in a place where I
Speaker 5: have not acted in a way that I am proud of.
Speaker 5: I've done things, said things, and I hope that people
Speaker 5: would give me a second chance because I've chosen to
Speaker 5: get sober. Am I making sense? I'm trying to be delicate,
Speaker 5: but Hastin.
Speaker 3: Ellie made it clear that she's not gonna be with
Speaker 3: him if he drinks again.
Speaker 5: She's made that clear. And it does seem that the
Speaker 5: men on our show are very special, right. I don't
Speaker 5: necessarily know that I would want my daughter to be
Speaker 5: with any of them. I would not want my daughter
Speaker 5: to be with any of them. I will just say
Speaker 5: that that's funny.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna let your other daughter be on the show?
Speaker 5: You know, I'm crossing bridges when I get to them.
Speaker 5: As of right now, there's no show to be spoken about,
Speaker 5: so I'm not gonna worry about it. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5: But it does. That does make me nervous, just with
Speaker 5: the amount of hate that I was getting for being
Speaker 5: a mother that no one's ever seen. Now I'm thinking, like,
Speaker 5: now I have a baby that could film. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't that scares me.
Speaker 2: My only advice was filming with kids. Never film bedtime.
Speaker 2: Oh no, never film bedtime because then your kids feel
Speaker 2: this like pressure, and then you feel this pressure like
Speaker 2: I have to be a good mom and bedtime has
Speaker 2: to be smooth and blah blah, and like it's not smooth.
Speaker 3: She's many years to worry about that.
Speaker 5: Now, let me tell you something about bedtime. My daughter
Speaker 5: refuses to brush her teeth. I pretend that the little
Speaker 5: uh motion sensor is Santa Claus checking in when it
Speaker 5: turns red, do what you gotta do. I threaten her
Speaker 5: with Santa Claus. And we're not going to bed until
Speaker 5: midnight because she sleeps with me and she likes watching Seinfeld.
Speaker 3: So this is bedtime. Me too, Me too. Now I
Speaker 3: have a question for you, something else.
Speaker 5: I want you to.
Speaker 3: Kind of clear up. There's been a lot of talk
Speaker 3: about it. You had said that your merch from send
Speaker 3: it to Darryl bought your house and I think it
Speaker 3: was in Palm Springs, Okay, And then you came out and.
Speaker 4: Said that was true. What is the actual truth. There's
Speaker 4: talk that your mom paid for part of it, your
Speaker 4: brother did.
Speaker 5: If my mom can buy me houses, I'm gonna need
Speaker 5: her to get the fuck off of my payroll, all right,
Speaker 5: Like enough is enough? Then she is the best.
Speaker 2: She's great.
Speaker 5: My mom did not purchase my home. My mom does
Speaker 5: not give me money. I would like to be able
Speaker 5: to claim my mom as my spouse on my taxes.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get married, but I support my
Speaker 5: mother like she is my wife. Okay, it's a lot.
Speaker 5: Same with my brother. I'd like to claim his ass too.
Speaker 5: When I talked about the Senate to Darryl merch in
Speaker 5: the house, I was trying to give people without a
Speaker 5: solid number a ballpark of how much I had made. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the money was already taken out of the account for
Speaker 5: the Palm Springs house before Senate to Daryl even came
Speaker 5: to fruition, so it was I wasn't trying to say
Speaker 5: that it had Senate to Daryl merch Maid for my
Speaker 5: house because the money was already taken out. I was
Speaker 5: trying to say, if this gives you an inkling of
Speaker 5: how much I've made that covered the down payment of
Speaker 5: my palms of my house, google it, Google twenty percent
Speaker 5: of whatever. I don't know. I'm bad at math, and
Speaker 5: I remember my business manager at the time being like,
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're buying this Palm Springs house
Speaker 5: When you want to buy a house in LA. This
Speaker 5: is going to set you back. I said, I don't care.
Speaker 5: We're all good, We'll figure it out. And then he
Speaker 5: calls me and goes, what the fuck is this merch money?
Speaker 5: And I said, did I tell you we'd be fine?
Speaker 5: I go, we just made up for the down payment
Speaker 5: on the Palm Springs house. And he was thrilled about it.
Speaker 5: Send it to Darryl. Merch did not pay for a house,
Speaker 5: but it certainly filled back in the gap of where
Speaker 5: the money was missing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you smart with your money? Because a lot
Speaker 4: of these, a lot of people I've been around long enough,
Speaker 4: I see like some housewives don't pay taxes, they don't
Speaker 4: save their money, they don't set themselves up for another career.
Speaker 4: When Housewives ends, Like I think you're smart.
Speaker 5: I like to think that I am very smart. Like
Speaker 5: I said, I watched my dad go from having like
Speaker 5: a really great life providing for us to like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: we could possibly lose our home. And I don't know
Speaker 5: that he was that smart with money. But again, a
Speaker 5: lot of people in the housing market in two thousand
Speaker 5: and eight really took a hard hit. Oh and in
Speaker 5: my dad's age group, and they couldn't recover. So I
Speaker 5: have a really interesting relationship with money. And I was
Speaker 5: fortunate enough to have a manager back season five. That
Speaker 5: really set me up with a great team of people
Speaker 5: who just they make sure that you know, I'm I'm
Speaker 5: where I need to be, and I'm set up for
Speaker 5: retirement and my kids are set up, and we have
Speaker 5: a monthly meeting of like, this is your budget, this
Speaker 5: is where you're starting.
Speaker 2: I like to think she's being aware, which I think.
Speaker 4: I knew you were smart when you said you had
Speaker 4: an accountant that you work with, because a lot of
Speaker 4: I've seen it, a lot of them don't. A lot
Speaker 4: of them don't pay their taxes the show ends, and
Speaker 4: they don't have a penny in the bank because they
Speaker 4: spend every cent they have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm aware, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I live my life half the time like I'm broke.
Speaker 5: I just well, and I like to I think it's important,
Speaker 5: and you know, like I'm having uh you know, I
Speaker 5: look at we have a budget for every single thing.
Speaker 5: You know, you have X amount of dollars this year
Speaker 5: to spend on wardrobe. And I'm pregnant this year, which
Speaker 5: is great, so I get to roll that budget over
Speaker 5: to something else. So I like to think that I
Speaker 5: am smart with my money and I surround myself with people,
Speaker 5: and my mom's on every phone call because I trust her,
Speaker 5: and she's the one that's like, I don't know that
Speaker 5: I like this idea and here is why, right? So, yeah,
Speaker 5: so you're on Wedday answer, you are on top of it.
Speaker 2: This one. I even hate asking, but I just need
Speaker 2: to know. Please give us more information on the fucking pasta.
Speaker 2: I can't take it.
Speaker 5: Are we still?
Speaker 2: I met one fan question? It's all I know it's
Speaker 2: about the pasta.
Speaker 3: No, it's so I don't know anything about the pasta.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that's good to know because I've literally when
Speaker 5: Uni says like people want to know X, Y and Z,
Speaker 5: I'm like, I've talked about this. I've talked about this.
Speaker 2: They're not They're not satisfied with your answer. So can
Speaker 2: we get a different It can be in the same vein,
Speaker 2: but can you give us a little more. The way
Speaker 2: I hear have heard it, okay, is you took a
Speaker 2: bite off of James's girlfriend's plate of pasta. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it offended her.
Speaker 5: I had no idea that she was offended by it.
Speaker 5: This is what happened. She was freaking serving. She told
Speaker 5: James to order her a bowl of pasta, sir. We're
Speaker 5: filming at sir. I'm high. She was a server at sir. Okay,
Speaker 5: so we were there filming.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you had made out with
Speaker 2: James at that point?
Speaker 5: I think I was fully with my ex at this point, so.
Speaker 2: It had been a minute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was high as fuck and ate it
Speaker 5: all A bite turned into the whole thing gone. And
Speaker 5: then when we filmed, he thought that I was trying
Speaker 5: to tell bring that up to show that I was
Speaker 5: like bullying her, when in reality, they wanted Reduction wanted
Speaker 5: me to say something that I was like, I'm not
Speaker 5: going to bring this up at this table right now.
Speaker 5: So he's like, what are you talking about? And I
Speaker 5: was like that I ate all of Raquel's pasta and
Speaker 5: she didn't give me permissions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I didn't watch then Raquel.
Speaker 5: I ate Raquel's pasta. So it tracks that it looked
Speaker 5: like I was bullying her, but I smoked an entire blunt.
Speaker 2: And what year did you make out with Arianna eat
Speaker 2: her cookie? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was six?
Speaker 5: It was it was uh six, It would have been.
Speaker 5: We were done with season six, going into seasons and
Speaker 5: you're in the back of an uber nowhere in the
Speaker 5: back of Sandoval's car.
Speaker 2: Sandoval's driving, Yeah.
Speaker 5: He's Mercedes. He picked us up from like this Mexican joint.
Speaker 5: And I can't remember petty cash.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that. No, but I want to
Speaker 2: know how many did Did you only eat her cookie
Speaker 2: once and it was only in front of Tom Sandoval?
Speaker 2: Or did you ever.
Speaker 5: Bob again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, we only hooked up that one time.
Speaker 2: Did she eat her cookie back?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why are such a giver?
Speaker 5: I don't know when I drinking, I'm a bag of fun,
Speaker 5: like I went getting. I don't need anything in return.
Speaker 3: You're a giver, Lala, You're a giver.
Speaker 4: You speaking of eating cookies, you recently went on your
Speaker 4: podcast and said that Kyle Mauricio staged your separation for
Speaker 4: a storyline.
Speaker 3: What did you mean by that?
Speaker 5: I was trying to say because people were saying I
Speaker 5: staged my pregnancy for a storyline. So I was saying, like, yeah,
Speaker 5: and Kyle and Mauricio staged breaking up their entire face.
Speaker 2: So your storyline you weren't shading? You were?
Speaker 5: Is that what people are saying?
Speaker 2: Yes, they think you're shaving.
Speaker 5: I need to be better, see that. I always think that,
Speaker 5: and I forget, like people can't ask me questions like
Speaker 5: could you clarify? So I just that's what I was saying.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, people in this industry are shaking up
Speaker 5: the entire dynamic of their family after twenty seven years
Speaker 5: and four children for a storyline one seed.
Speaker 2: Yes, you were you were mocking of course that they
Speaker 2: wouldn't be doing it for a storyline, the same way
Speaker 2: you wouldn't get pregnant for a storyline, right, a life
Speaker 2: changing event.
Speaker 5: I did not know. That's how people took it.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I feel so bad.
Speaker 2: Things right on over? Why do you think Tam asked
Speaker 2: we wait until the end, and I'm like, I'm not asking.
Speaker 5: I'm going to come on once a week to this
Speaker 5: podcast to dispute or clarify anything I've said on my
Speaker 5: own podcast. Yes, don't, man, there's another thing that I
Speaker 5: want to clarify because I think I've done this before.
Speaker 5: I was talking about nuances of a show, okay, and
Speaker 5: I said something to the effect about Ariana. Maybe I
Speaker 5: was closer to my dad than Ariana was to hers,
Speaker 5: and people were up in arms about it. It's similar
Speaker 5: to this. I shouldn't I could have easily just shouldn't
Speaker 5: have done it. I shouldn't have done the parallel, or
Speaker 5: I should have said maybe she was closer to her
Speaker 5: dad than I was to my Like, I was just
Speaker 5: trying to pluck nuances out of the sky about two
Speaker 5: situations that people have been through that are similar but
Speaker 5: could be different in a way. I have no idea
Speaker 5: what her relationship was with her dad. I would never
Speaker 5: intentionally say something like that, knowing that we all know
Speaker 5: bambye bitch came from Raquel talking about my fucking dad.
Speaker 5: You know, so I felt I'm glad you brought this
Speaker 5: up because I want to I want to clarify that
Speaker 5: as well. I'm not always great with my words, but
Speaker 5: I promise my intentions are not always that bad.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it just well. Also, we have to remember there
Speaker 2: is clickbait. They're going to take a line, they're gonna
Speaker 2: put it up, and you know what, I'm fucking lazy.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna read it. I'm only gonna read the bold.
Speaker 5: That's what I just do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, you know what, that's enough for me
Speaker 2: and I'm not talking about.
Speaker 5: It, So you're welcome.
Speaker 3: To take it to see.
Speaker 4: I just don't believe anything I read. I just see
Speaker 4: a headline. I'm like, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 3: Right, I know how it works.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of things that we've read now, I know
Speaker 2: we talked about Brittany earlier, but is this really over
Speaker 2: a babysitter? How good is she is? No?
Speaker 5: No, no. The the during reunion.
Speaker 2: It says they we saw in the press that you
Speaker 2: may be feuding with Brittany over a babysitter.
Speaker 5: We we had a moment of beefing over a babysitter.
Speaker 5: But it was like, we could have talked about the babysitter,
Speaker 5: not on the day of my gender reveal, Like how
Speaker 5: about uh, hey Lisa, my mom, congratulations on the girl
Speaker 5: that you guys are having. Yeah, it was like, wrong time,
Speaker 5: don't talk to me about a fucking babysitter today.
Speaker 2: Was she tipsy? She? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I assume so, I mean she it was probably seven
Speaker 5: o'clock in Kentucky's I assume that she.
Speaker 2: Wasn't actual gender real.
Speaker 5: And Cruse was also in Kentucky with with her, So
Speaker 5: I was like, fuck off, please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you did you? Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went in on her.
Speaker 2: You used the babysitter for the gender reveal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the why is texting your mom? She should
Speaker 5: have never done that. It was completely.
Speaker 2: Texting your mom because they shared a babysitter. But there
Speaker 2: is a difference between a babysitter and a nanny. And
Speaker 2: I fully believe that any of my friends that have
Speaker 2: nanny's if I need if I'm gonna bind, I will
Speaker 2: text them and be like, is Alison busy tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Like do you need her for anything? Because I'm in
Speaker 2: a desperate situation.
Speaker 5: Zulie comes to my house three days a week or
Speaker 5: the housekeeper and slash nanny like she's more like she
Speaker 5: works with my family way more than she were, Like I,
Speaker 5: I'm not asking for permission for you to use her.
Speaker 5: Why why should I have to ask you for permission?
Speaker 5: This is like a woman who we all know it was.
Speaker 5: It was wild. We bounced back from that and now
Speaker 5: it's just a.
Speaker 4: Different We'll stop sharing. The bannies are like hairdressers. Sometimes
Speaker 4: they have big mouths, you know, they go to your
Speaker 4: castmate and tell them what you say.
Speaker 5: Actually, it was Jason Caperna from the Valley that took
Speaker 5: a picture of the babysitter at the gender Yes and
Speaker 5: sent it to Jack, We're gonna have this manny at
Speaker 5: our next event to watch our baby.
Speaker 2: Well, who are you closest with on the Valley? Because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty hooked on the show.
Speaker 5: Is it good? I haven't been watching It's good.
Speaker 3: I had to wait, you haven't watched The Valley.
Speaker 5: I've watched the first two episodes.
Speaker 2: You were in it. And I talked to Jesse about
Speaker 2: the mistress and my whatever comment.
Speaker 5: Then what do you say?
Speaker 2: He said that what you guys, what we didn't see
Speaker 2: is that before he said that, you guys had been
Speaker 2: like having fun and joking and like vibing and it
Speaker 2: wasn't in that like negative way that it was shown
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 5: I would agree with that.
Speaker 2: And after sitting next to.
Speaker 5: Him, but because I've known it for I know how
Speaker 5: the show works, I'm like, yeah, this is not going
Speaker 5: to come across the way you think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like after sitting next to him, like he
Speaker 2: said something in the first couple of minutes and then
Speaker 2: interview and I was like, what a fucker? And then
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, no, this is actually who he is.
Speaker 4: And yeah, Lala, would you rather let's say that down
Speaker 4: pup rules is over? Would you rather transition into the
Speaker 4: Valley or other real housewives.
Speaker 5: Oh. I mean, obviously, if I had it my way,
Speaker 5: I would go into housewives. I just don't feel I
Speaker 5: feel like I'm in such a strange space. I don't
Speaker 5: feel like I fit into Vander Pump Rules. I don't
Speaker 5: feel like I fit into the Valley. But then I
Speaker 5: also don't feel like I fit into real housewives. I'm
Speaker 5: kind of in this weird zone.
Speaker 2: But I think you could fit into whatever is. I
Speaker 2: think you are in a place right now of self
Speaker 2: refrication where you're gonna overthink everything. Okay, but I need
Speaker 2: you to remember quickly and listen, guys, I'm not kissing
Speaker 2: her ass. This is truly how I feel. I think
Speaker 2: when you going through massive life changes, you're going to
Speaker 2: pick on yourself first. You're going to decide I'm not
Speaker 2: right for this or this, I'm not going to be
Speaker 2: for everybody, and you're gonna make these dramatic decisions. I think,
Speaker 2: give yourself some time, yeah, and then this this hard
Speaker 2: time will pass and you're gonna be like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: ready to crush the next thing. Or maybe it is
Speaker 2: Vanda Pump Rules again, or whatever it may be. But
Speaker 2: I wouldn't make any declarations about what you're not right for.
Speaker 5: Thank you for saying that.
Speaker 3: I think you'll jump over to the valley.
Speaker 4: I see them eventually transitioning Vanda Pump Rules over to
Speaker 4: the valley.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, we didn't talk about Brock. There was a
Speaker 2: whole moment at the reunion where they were looking yes,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, you knows. I looked at Sheen and I
Speaker 2: was like, there's a moment where she and you.
Speaker 3: And Brock have the hots for each other?
Speaker 2: Is that there was a moment where Sheena said she
Speaker 2: was talking about her like OCD or like whatever it
Speaker 2: is that she said, sorry if I'm misquoting, but I
Speaker 2: am in such like a bad way about cheating or
Speaker 2: whatever it may be, that I've even decided that I'm
Speaker 2: worried about La La with Brock.
Speaker 3: And then she said she was in the comment section,
Speaker 3: so she's been reading that a lot.
Speaker 2: But then you see but then you see Brock and
Speaker 2: Lala make eyes, and I don't know if.
Speaker 3: It's the edit, but I was like, definitely.
Speaker 5: I was like, no, I think it's definitely the edit.
Speaker 5: I think he made those eyes when I started talking
Speaker 5: about how he is with my daughter. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 5: when he made that face. That's fine, you saw the face. O.
Speaker 5: The I watched the reunion withish Sheena and I looked
Speaker 5: at her and I was like, you're good, right, Like
Speaker 5: that they did is pretty fucking dirty.
Speaker 2: Now your baby.
Speaker 4: Your baby is due on September first. Your birthday is
Speaker 4: September second. Are you secretly hoping for a September second?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: I love that sharing a birthday.
Speaker 5: I would rather have become my baby's birthday and have
Speaker 5: it like you know, like.
Speaker 2: What she is not going to want to have your birthday?
Speaker 5: She she doesn't have to have my birthday. Take it.
Speaker 5: I don't need it.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm going to stay the same age birthday. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm getting too old and I don't want to
Speaker 4: celebrate anymore.
Speaker 2: Are you crazy? Virgos?
Speaker 5: Any teasers, any teasers?
Speaker 3: Any teasers on baby name?
Speaker 5: It starts with an S. It starts with a shut up? Yeah,
Speaker 5: it starts with an S.
Speaker 2: Did you steal my bag?
Speaker 5: The name is Seltzer because I'm obsessed with Perryer.
Speaker 3: Just kidding, Oh my.
Speaker 5: God, I can tease that baby s. It was a
Speaker 5: boy's name, and when I found out it was a girl,
Speaker 5: My little brother was heartbroken that another girl was coming
Speaker 5: into the household, and he just begged me, can you
Speaker 5: please just keep the name the same? Like, just please
Speaker 5: keep the name. No, you're never going to guess it.
Speaker 2: Does it belong in nature?
Speaker 5: No it is not.
Speaker 2: Do you know anyone else named this name?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: So okay, we have homework, guys, Internet sluice. Instead of
Speaker 2: spending your time heckling Laala for whatever it may be,
Speaker 2: we need to find out s name. So go ahead
Speaker 2: and slide into my DMS and let me know. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much, Laala. We know we've sadly run out
Speaker 2: of time, but we look forward to our weekly check
Speaker 2: in where we clarify the things you say on Amazon Live,
Speaker 2: which ass yes, please do.
Speaker 5: I would really appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Have my bag and Laala just keep a low profile
Speaker 3: for a while, okay.
Speaker 2: Oh, like how Tam keeps a low TAM's like, I'm
Speaker 2: not commenting on one thing and then I'll like wake
Speaker 2: up and I'll be like fuck you on Twitter when
Speaker 2: I was sleeping. It's been six hours.
Speaker 5: I can't I'm gonna give birth on your couch. Low
Speaker 5: profile so much. Thank you for having me, of course,