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Speaker 2: Would you it's your mysillion pieces BA bananas Banana.

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Speaker 1: Bana Bana BA.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a bananas minisode.

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Speaker 2: Hi Scottie, that's right. Hi Kurt, how are you? Thanks

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Speaker 2: for listening. You're listening to us on the exactly right network.

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Speaker 2: And before we even dive in, guys, we have new

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Speaker 2: merch we got hell yeah, we re opped our hoodies

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Speaker 2: because we keep selling out the hoodies, so thank you

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Speaker 2: for that. But we got these new hiking yellow canteen

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Speaker 2: banana bottle things. Kurt has one.

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Speaker 1: You got one too. I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 3: You've just been out of town, but I do stuff.

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Speaker 3: They are so nice. They are like they're insulated but

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Speaker 3: they don't feel incredibly bulky, and there's still twenty five ounces,

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Speaker 3: which is awesome.

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Speaker 2: That's great, It's really great.

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Speaker 3: It's like it's a high quality I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this isn't like just swagged, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like, this is like a high quality piece.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not embarrassed by this like some of the

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Speaker 2: other stuff that we're just so embarrassed by this bottle.

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Speaker 2: This actually means the world to us. And then most importantly,

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Speaker 2: we have unexpected banana stickers and sticker kits and bananas kids,

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Speaker 2: So keep sending in your unexpected banana photos. Whenever you

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Speaker 2: see a banana where it's not supposed to be, let

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Speaker 2: us know. We'll share your story. And now, get these

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Speaker 2: sticker kits, take pictures of those, and we'll share it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just gonna work out.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Slap them up, Slap them upshot.

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Speaker 2: The grand reopening is happening. If you go somewhere cool,

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Speaker 2: slap a sticker up there. We don't mind litter. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: is it litter? Or is it art that starts? Starts me?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: So I just I just got back from a camp trip,

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Speaker 3: first camping trip, with my four year old daughter. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: that seems pretty good intense. I mean like it was,

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Speaker 3: it was wonderful. I mean, like, I'm so happy. It

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Speaker 3: wants to go back. She request was that she wanted more,

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Speaker 2: Oh well, who would you know, all of nature, the

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Speaker 2: whole world. Well that's good because I know you were

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Speaker 2: slightly apprehensive about that, because you you love camping so much.

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Speaker 2: We went camping for your birthday this year and in

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Speaker 2: many years past. So it sounds to me like, uh,

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Speaker 2: you guys are have a new family tradition.

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Speaker 3: Also it helps it that, like you know, when you're camping,

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Speaker 3: there's no rules. It's just like candy all the time,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like baseball games. A lot of my friends

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Speaker 2: have kids the same age as your kids, and they're like,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, how long do you go to a Dodgers game?

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Speaker 2: And they're like three or four innings? Will you should

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Speaker 2: eat a hot dog, cotton candy, one other thing? They

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Speaker 2: They got to be vibrating.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear did you see that? The Savannah Bananas.

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Speaker 3: We should talk about this on the main pod. But

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Speaker 3: they're like proposing to have a two hour time limit

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: And then like a home run derby or something to

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Speaker 2: love the Savannah Bananas. They are a minor league baseball

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Speaker 2: team in Savannah, Georgia. Last year there was a beer

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Speaker 2: which was great. Uh, but I like I like baseball.

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Speaker 2: We should just see if we can do a cross

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Speaker 2: promotional thing where maybe you and I call a baseball game,

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Speaker 2: Like I'll do the play by play and I'll just

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Speaker 2: add color commentary exactly. And it's a ball, that was

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Speaker 2: I think we should reach out to that. But I

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Speaker 1: That sounds good to me.

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Speaker 2: So many So these are your banana stories. I went

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Speaker 1: I got a pretty crazy one.

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Speaker 2: Go for it all, right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is This is from the banana phone.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 1: This was texted in from Jenna from Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Jennifer Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: Here it is your garden.

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Speaker 3: Gnome story reminded me of a super awkward banana story

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Speaker 3: of my own. My husband and I have a boat

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Speaker 3: and camper and decided to get a seasonal spot on

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Speaker 3: a lake in northern Minnesota. This sounds like a dream,

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Speaker 3: idyllic idyllic. I thought I would decorate the outside of

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Speaker 3: the camper with the two pink flamingos. I found a target.

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Speaker 3: Tacky as hell, but that's what camping is all about, right, Hey,

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Speaker 3: problems with pink flamingos from us, all right?

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Speaker 3: Later that weekend, we met this super nice couple who

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Speaker 1: Calm down, we're having a good time. Wow, we are

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Speaker 3: He is acting super weird and doesn't talk to me

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Speaker 2: Oh no, well that's not cool. This must be really bad.

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Speaker 1: I love it that that was his first move.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that flamingos that face each other is

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Speaker 2: No, I did it? Did you know that I had?

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Speaker 3: I did not not until this text. I had no

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Speaker 2: Uh, so there's a yard flamingos that face each other. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it means that you're down for swinging, Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 3: There's like a ton of signs that you're into swinging.

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Speaker 3: So I had no fucking clue, she says, but this

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize lawn decorations came with terms and conditions.

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Speaker 3: But I guess you are only swingers if the flamingos

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Speaker 1: Shame. Flamingo mingle is just not my thing. That's nice.

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Speaker 1: Hope you enjoyed my crazy story. Jenna from Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: We did. We loved it. We learned something, Jenna, we

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Speaker 2: learned something, right, my god, that's wild. Also, like sex

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Speaker 1: It's definitely a it's a friction. It's a friction.

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Speaker 1: But there was never a plan, just like, let's drive

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, And so I was karate that I

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Speaker 1: Bing bom bom bing mom.

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Speaker 2: Chop it down. That sucks. Lockins were chaos. We had

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Speaker 2: me a story, okay, yeah, And I don't have a

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Speaker 2: already a creep. Already, this could be my favorite murder

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Speaker 2: by and he was up again and came over to me,

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Speaker 2: I solemnly replied, this is a cafe.

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Speaker 3: This is like this morning, a cafe during the day,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're straight, it means coke, and if you're gay,

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Speaker 2: I was at a party last night. That's what I heard, um,

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Speaker 2: I solemnly replied, absolutely not. He giggled like a small

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Speaker 2: The man did try to follow him, and I could

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Speaker 2: of the cafe holding a thirty two ounce Cookies and

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Speaker 3: My god, this is my That's what he meant. When

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Speaker 3: do you party? Do you have dubbed thirty two ouces

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cookies and cream ice cream? You know that les

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Speaker 2: You give a good uh exfoliation when you rub that

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh I love that.

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 1: That's a party. That's a classic, classic party.

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Speaker 2: Anybody who waited tables, any of our waiters or servers

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Speaker 2: out there are bartenders like, if you do it long enough,

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Speaker 2: And I'm sure customer service, law enforcement, everybody. There's just

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Speaker 2: NonStop weirdos out there. Uh. We had this table once

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Speaker 2: we would like five orders of onion rings that before

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Speaker 3: Good, So there's one free, yes, So I love the

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Speaker 3: They're just like, America has this thing called onion rings.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna try them. We're so excited. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: It's just like nobody, you'll just want one poutine.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right. It's going to Berlin and being like,

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Speaker 2: So I put it in because the place I worked

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Speaker 2: I've since asked our buddy Flew Laborg. I was like,

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Speaker 2: is that thing normally goes? No? So then I serve them.

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Speaker 2: I get them all Budweisers. So they're drinking Budweisers. They

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Speaker 2: have two bottles of hinds ketchup that they drain. Honestly, immediately,

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Speaker 2: I'm not being hyperbolic. They just dumped it all out wonderful.

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Speaker 2: So then I'm busy. I'm going around. I come back,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, guys, how are we doing over here?

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Speaker 2: They're like, great, we are ready to order. Wonderful. So

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Speaker 2: So I brought five more essentially five orders of onion

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Speaker 1: It's new.

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Speaker 2: I have a new theory.

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Speaker 3: There are five aliens who just got off a fucking

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Speaker 3: spaceship and the only thing they could eat in America

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Speaker 3: or on planet Earth is onions and lycopene yes, tomato sauce.

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Speaker 2: And Washington with hops and barley. It was incredible. But

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Speaker 2: they were so polite, and there's something so damn lovable

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Speaker 2: so damn funny to me, Like when they ordered that

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Speaker 2: want to try anything else, No seafood, no pasta, one burger,

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Speaker 2: nine orders onion rings, five bottles of catchup, ten beers,

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Speaker 2: perfect order, a perfect order.

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Speaker 1: When they go when when?

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Speaker 3: If you're ever on death row, that is your order, guys. Yes,

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Speaker 3: six orders uged rings, five bottles of ketchup, nine beers.

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Speaker 2: Give me the Pensacola Berlin special.

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Speaker 1: Man with that is it? That is another Bananas minisode. Guys,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening.

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