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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's been set up by

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Speaker 1: his wife for months now. We've been talking with her

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Speaker 1: non stop, trying to plan maybe the most devious prank call.

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Speaker 2: That you could come up with.

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Speaker 1: We had to wait this long because she's having minor

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Speaker 1: surgery and she wanted to use that to her advantage. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how well, he's supposed to pick her up at the

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Speaker 1: hospital once the procedure is done, so he's been waiting

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Speaker 1: by the phone to see when it's okay to swing by. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is a sensitive moment. I promise he was not

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Speaker 1: expecting the message that he's about to receive from the

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Speaker 1: doctor himself in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Rodney Moon. Yes it is hi.

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Speaker 2: This is doctor Hackman.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm doing your wife, Linda's laparoscopic gallbladder removal.

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Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, Hi Hi doctor.

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is everything okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's going great, no issues, she is.

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Speaker 2: She's coming through like a champ. Great news. I know

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Speaker 2: that she was really really worried about it. Yeah. And

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Speaker 2: not pick her up now, No, not yet. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We actually had to just pause the surgery just for

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but we'll finish soon.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You said pause the surgery.

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Speaker 1: That's right, we just had a you know, a thing

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Speaker 1: that we had to deal with.

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Speaker 2: Are you I'm sorry? Are you outside by an ice

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Speaker 2: cream truck? I'm sorry what you said? You had to

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Speaker 2: pause the surgery? Are you right? So are you actually

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Speaker 2: outside getting ice cream? I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: No, no, that that would be irresponsible. It just it

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Speaker 1: mustn't be driven by the hospital or something.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It sounds really closed. Are you what's

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Speaker 2: happening over there? Doctor Hawkman gins at the front of

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Speaker 2: the line. Do you want a bomb hop or a whoa? Hey? Nurse?

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Speaker 2: Why is me? Did you see I'm on the phone

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Speaker 2: right now. You wanted to treat everyone. Obviously you're drunk. Doctor,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Just what is happening over there? I am

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Speaker 2: so sorry about that? Also a creamsicle?

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Speaker 1: By the way.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, guy, if I know.

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Speaker 1: That you were waiting for the call to come pick

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Speaker 1: up your wife.

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Speaker 2: I am not an idiot. I understand what's happening over there.

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Speaker 2: My question is why why we're doing the surgery for

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Speaker 2: your wife? No, why are you taking a cause from

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Speaker 2: the surgery to get a cream cicicle? Whatever? Was just

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Speaker 2: saying I'm not getting a cream sickle.

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: You mean, scalper. I think it's what you meant to say.

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Speaker 2: You are clearly ordering ice cream right now, and I

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Speaker 2: don't understand it. No, just okay. You know this kind

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Speaker 2: of behavior can be reported.

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Speaker 1: That.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry, excuse me, this kind of

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Speaker 2: behavior can be reported. I agree with you.

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Speaker 1: My nerves should not be interrupting me in the middle

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Speaker 1: of an important call.

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Speaker 2: No, I apologize for that. She was getting ice cream

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Speaker 2: for you. Don't blame her, right, But I mean nurses

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Speaker 2: these days, am I right? No, sounds like these days?

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Speaker 1: No, Remember the nurse is the drunk one here, so

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Look sir, I'm just here to

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Speaker 1: tell you that you can hold off on coming to

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Speaker 1: pick up your wife, stay at home, have another beer,

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Speaker 1: watch another episode of NCIS or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It's just gonna take a little bit longer. This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk to your supervisor or someone in

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Speaker 2: charge of you.

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Speaker 1: Well, the only person who would technically be my supervisor

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Speaker 1: would be your wife, and she wanted me to pass

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Speaker 1: the message along to you that you're being pranked.

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Speaker 2: On the radio right now. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really a doctor. My name is jeff from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This

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Speaker 1: is a phone tap.

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Speaker 2: What, Oh my gosh, are you hitting the ice cream truck? Sound?

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Speaker 2: That's just noises. That's a sound effect we're playing.

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Speaker 1: Your wife has been setting this up with us for

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Speaker 1: two months because she knew the surgery was coming up.

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Speaker 2: She wanted us to.

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Speaker 1: Call you an hour after you dropped her off.

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Speaker 2: I know she's sadistic, she is. I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, the doctor took a break from surgery

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Speaker 2: for ice cream.

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Speaker 1: When you hear the truck coming by, you kind of

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Speaker 1: have to run towards it.

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Speaker 2: So it sounded so close. So what do you want

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Speaker 2: you want me to get you?

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Speaker 1: Like a rocket pop or something, or maybe a fudge frenzy.

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Speaker 2: I guess a fudge too, Fudge frenzies.

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Speaker 1: Please, thanks, Gina, wake up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was fun tab weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning