Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey and this is the Second
Speaker 1: Date podcast. Thanks all for being here, and it looks
Speaker 1: like we're getting some comments on yesterday's trial run of
Speaker 1: a twenty second second Yeah, twenty.
Speaker 2: Second Date update. What do you seeing alexis?
Speaker 3: Yeah woo, Jay said, I thought it was a typo
Speaker 3: until I started listening. We knew that was gonna HAPPENOUCHI
Speaker 3: from Nigeria and I've benched all your episodes on Spotify
Speaker 3: since I found you guys in March. I definitely should
Speaker 3: be on something similar, except mine should be the twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two second update. Since I'm getting ghosted by my
Speaker 3: girlfriend of over two years.
Speaker 4: Well, she's roach me gone, Bro, I would I wouldn't
Speaker 4: expect her back now.
Speaker 2: She is not worth your time If that is the case,
Speaker 2: how rude?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 6: Hold on, Bro, coming again?
Speaker 4: If she walks in the door, are you taking her
Speaker 4: back two and a half years?
Speaker 1: He can say no, But when you're in that moment, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when the truth really comes out.
Speaker 2: I love you, j Yeah. Well, thanks for listening and
Speaker 2: thanks for being here.
Speaker 1: And I love that our listeners always default too us
Speaker 1: screwing up because that means they know the show.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and they understand us. All right. Your second
Speaker 2: day podcast starts right now.
Speaker 6: The second date update on a first date. If you're
Speaker 6: a woman, where's the safest place to meet a guy
Speaker 6: for the first time?
Speaker 2: Public? Lots of people in.
Speaker 6: Public, it's too general.
Speaker 2: Anywhere a rest I've crossed.
Speaker 6: Off a few suggestions jose gave earlier. Dark web. No,
Speaker 6: although it does provide good anonymity on the web, not
Speaker 6: a full dark Maybe a children in a place Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: children's toy store where the security guard can see you.
Speaker 6: Safe fun.
Speaker 2: I think they're all closed, aren't they?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 6: Maybe I know Alexis doesn't feel comfortable giving guys her apartments,
Speaker 6: so she always gives them the address to Brooks House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants to steal anything from you. How that
Speaker 2: gutter guy ended up in my house.
Speaker 6: Salesman, Yeah, one of our lesteners. Davis said he met
Speaker 6: his dat at a place that he never expected he would,
Speaker 6: So let's learn more about it. Davis, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: What's this girl's name?
Speaker 7: First of all, Hey, so her name is Ashley Ashley, and.
Speaker 6: Did Ashley want to meet you?
Speaker 8: So we were going to go out, and she asked
Speaker 8: me to give her a ride, which I thought was
Speaker 8: really interesting. That doesn't usually happen.
Speaker 2: Step to not safest things to do on a date.
Speaker 2: And had you met in person before? Or is this
Speaker 2: meet up off the apps?
Speaker 8: No, this is off an app.
Speaker 6: Yeah, getting in a car.
Speaker 2: Just never do that ever. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6: Honestly, Davis, I trust you immediately, so you can come
Speaker 6: to the radio station whatever you want. How long were
Speaker 6: you guys talking before the date happened?
Speaker 8: So we only talked once and it was on the phone,
Speaker 8: but it was for like three.
Speaker 2: Hours, so I mean you obviously were vibing in you
Speaker 2: were clicking like.
Speaker 6: For three hours.
Speaker 4: You got to have a good connection with something.
Speaker 2: But it was there a reason why she wanted you
Speaker 2: to pick her up?
Speaker 8: You know, she didn't mention. She just asked if I
Speaker 8: could pick her up, and I thought, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6: So she gave you an address and this turned out
Speaker 6: to be the actual place that she really lived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't it be.
Speaker 6: Gotcha? You could get a different.
Speaker 7: That's what I would do.
Speaker 2: But what was it like when you showed up at
Speaker 2: her house and it and you got her?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it was great. So it was a
Speaker 8: house and she has a roommate, but her roommate was
Speaker 8: out for the night, so you know, I said, hey, yeah,
Speaker 8: let's why don't we, you know, head out, we'll go
Speaker 8: and she said, well, first you want a drink, like
Speaker 8: I can give you a tour And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, she's inviting you inside immediately and a drink.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how can I say no? So after the tour,
Speaker 8: we just sat on the porch and just started talking
Speaker 8: and that turned into like longer and longer, and it
Speaker 8: didn't even end up going out.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just like your phone call from
Speaker 1: the first time we met, Like you just get lost
Speaker 1: in conversation together.
Speaker 2: That's such a great sign. What'd you guys like connect over?
Speaker 8: We connected over a lot of stuff. We have like
Speaker 8: a very similar sense of humor. We like a lot
Speaker 8: of similar things, like similar movies and shows and things
Speaker 8: like that.
Speaker 6: Did anything weird happen?
Speaker 8: WHOA Okay not? I don't know if it was weird, Like, okay,
Speaker 8: So we were on the front porch. We had a
Speaker 8: few drinks throughout the time that we were there, so
Speaker 8: I kept going in and out to get the drinks
Speaker 8: and come back out with them, and she has a
Speaker 8: dog named Nugget.
Speaker 2: Aggety really cute.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but she kept warning me, you know, hey, like
Speaker 8: just make sure you're mindful of shutting the door because
Speaker 8: you know he'll run away if he gets out. Yeah.
Speaker 8: So after a few drinks, kind of forgot that she
Speaker 8: had a dog for a little bit. So I did
Speaker 8: leave the door crack while I was handing her drink,
Speaker 8: and Nugget almost got out. He was like half way
Speaker 8: out the door, and I had this sort of yeah,
Speaker 8: I had to dive to grab it. You got him,
Speaker 8: I did. I got him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: But then after that it was getting dark. I said,
Speaker 8: why don't we put on the light? Do you have
Speaker 8: a light out here? And she said, well I would,
Speaker 8: but it's sort of broken and it's too high for
Speaker 8: me to change. And I said, oh, well that's not
Speaker 8: that high. I can reach that. So I reached up
Speaker 8: and I changed the light. And she said, oh, you know,
Speaker 8: there's really nice for you to do. I appreciate that.
Speaker 8: And I said, oh, yeah, I'm a little handy a
Speaker 8: little sometimes.
Speaker 2: It was a little handy. By changing the light.
Speaker 6: Bulb, that's handy. Change a light bulb, that's something that's
Speaker 6: useful that you do around the house.
Speaker 2: That is handy. Anybody can change a light bulbs. You
Speaker 2: get your hands like skill, and.
Speaker 6: You know how did you have to twist it one
Speaker 6: way and then twist it back the other Sometimes a
Speaker 6: dog you.
Speaker 2: Gotta do a t I understand it's handy where you
Speaker 2: grew up, David.
Speaker 6: She doesn't consider you handy man.
Speaker 2: Not for that.
Speaker 8: You know what I did. Fixture burner too?
Speaker 6: Oh what burner?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, that is handy, her burner.
Speaker 8: Phone, I threw it, I hope not the burner on
Speaker 8: her kitchen stove.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, that's handy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6: You sprewed in a gas pipe this time, which is
Speaker 6: way more different.
Speaker 3: That's romantic.
Speaker 6: It does sound like you help her all stuff. You
Speaker 6: talk for a few hours.
Speaker 4: You may just be a really best friend now.
Speaker 2: Or maybe she's not getting back to you because there's
Speaker 2: CO two poisoning in her house. You didn't I didn't
Speaker 2: do it right.
Speaker 8: I hope not.
Speaker 6: Was there any romance like any kissing action?
Speaker 8: Or we did kiss a little bit at the end
Speaker 8: of the night before I left you? So okay, she's
Speaker 8: romantically inde well, she's romantically into me, why is it
Speaker 8: she answering my text?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Rude? She should be excited to text you if anything,
Speaker 4: should be like, oh my god, okay, wait thirty minutes
Speaker 4: before you text him.
Speaker 2: Back to so good all of it.
Speaker 8: I thought it was.
Speaker 4: Something's wrong with her, bro, No way, it's you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll find out what her problem is.
Speaker 6: Too handy even we don't know the word.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's handsy.
Speaker 6: Well Brook would consider that a perk.
Speaker 2: Everybody has a different opinion, Jeff, Let's.
Speaker 6: Figure this out. We're gonna call Ashley for you, get
Speaker 6: you a second date update right after this hold on
Speaker 6: second date update. Most other radio shows try to lift
Speaker 6: up their listeners, praise them for doing nice things and
Speaker 6: good deeds on a first date. Yeah, that's not really
Speaker 6: our style. We let to downplay your positive traits and
Speaker 6: good deeds and will even insult your handy skills because
Speaker 6: we're trying to help you to realize your own flaws.
Speaker 2: Why are you so stuck on? Miss change in the
Speaker 2: light bulb is not handy, Jeff, and.
Speaker 6: Double down in his manhood.
Speaker 1: Caring.
Speaker 6: Real love isn't about support, it's about flaw finding, and
Speaker 6: our listener Davis appreciates that.
Speaker 7: Right, Davis, I guess so. Yes.
Speaker 6: Now, Brooke wrote down fifteen other shortcomings that she noticed
Speaker 6: during the day.
Speaker 2: She's super nice and helped her out.
Speaker 7: Too nice.
Speaker 2: You are so impossible some.
Speaker 7: Days, Davis.
Speaker 6: She's calling you impossible. Oh it's hard to tell something
Speaker 6: exhaust Yeah, well it's possible that he did exhaust her
Speaker 6: because Davis was with her at her house for many,
Speaker 6: many hours drinking out on her front porch.
Speaker 1: So cute though, Like, I can't believe she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back.
Speaker 7: Same same.
Speaker 6: I'm hoping that the reason that she's not calling you
Speaker 6: back is that her dog just got loose and she's
Speaker 6: been out looking for it. If anything, she probably needs
Speaker 6: your help to track him down.
Speaker 1: Anative, can you that's your positivity job.
Speaker 6: We're to help her in her time with need. That's
Speaker 6: a good thing. Let's dialar and see where she's at
Speaker 6: and if she needs a little assistance. Here we go.
Speaker 7: Hopefully she picks up. Hello, Hey, is this Ashley?
Speaker 5: Yes, it is, who says.
Speaker 6: Hey, we're a radio show. We just wanted to know
Speaker 6: is Nugget there is Nugget safe? What your dog? Your dog?
Speaker 2: Nugget that has the cutest name ever. Good job, of
Speaker 2: naming your dog.
Speaker 5: Thanks. I don't know how you know my dog's name.
Speaker 6: But we heard it from a listener to our show
Speaker 6: that you met up with for a date recently. His
Speaker 6: name is Davis.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I don't really I don't really remember you
Speaker 5: remember Davis? I yeah, I don't know. I just I
Speaker 5: kind of hang out with a lot of people, so.
Speaker 8: Talk.
Speaker 2: It came to your house, yeah, I think you just
Speaker 2: like a week ago.
Speaker 5: A week ago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, according to him, you guys met on a dating app.
Speaker 6: You asked him to come pick you up for a date,
Speaker 6: and then he ended up just staying there drinking with
Speaker 6: you on your front porch, which.
Speaker 1: You know, we were actually shocked that you were so
Speaker 1: trusting of him so quickly.
Speaker 2: I mean, because it's just a guy you met on
Speaker 2: the internet.
Speaker 5: Does he have dark hair? I think he was wearing
Speaker 5: a gray shirt.
Speaker 6: We've never seen him, but that does sound like him. Yeah,
Speaker 6: good old he sounded very gray shirt and dark hair.
Speaker 7: Over so many dates.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's impressive you're fitting that many in a week.
Speaker 2: How could you not remember someone like that you spent
Speaker 2: hours with?
Speaker 5: To be honest, I mean that's kind of like just
Speaker 5: how I use the dating apps. I've been doing this.
Speaker 7: For a while doing what Wait what.
Speaker 4: You invite people over and talk to them and then
Speaker 4: let them leave. That's called the date act. You're not
Speaker 4: drinking anyone, but.
Speaker 2: It feels like he didn't even know his name while
Speaker 2: he was at your house.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've been using dating apps for over a year now,
Speaker 5: and when I started, I was looking for a relationship.
Speaker 5: But wait, I don't I don't really know if that's
Speaker 5: where I'm at anymore.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like you you just you don't
Speaker 1: want to see anybody seriously, or like why go out
Speaker 1: on the date to begin with?
Speaker 5: If that, I just I saw like too many people
Speaker 5: just want to mess around, you know, And after a while,
Speaker 5: it just really kind of, I don't know, mess with
Speaker 5: my head. So I just decided, screw it. I'm just
Speaker 5: gonna be in my free handyman phase.
Speaker 6: Your free handyman. So you do admit he's handy.
Speaker 5: Well, so I'll set up a meeting with the guy
Speaker 5: and they will end up fixing stuff from him.
Speaker 1: How do you even know they're handy when you meet
Speaker 1: him on the app?
Speaker 2: Stuff?
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, all guys like to think they're handy,
Speaker 5: whether they really are.
Speaker 2: Not so much time. Jeffy did think that he was
Speaker 2: handed with the light bulb, so I'll.
Speaker 6: Any light bulb in this studio, watch me.
Speaker 2: That's so messed up. You're just using these people. You
Speaker 2: spend hours with them and kiss them off for.
Speaker 5: That sucks good guys kill out. I mean, look, I'll
Speaker 5: have him back over if something else goes wrong in
Speaker 5: the house.
Speaker 6: But he's he thought that he was going over there
Speaker 6: to have like a genuine connection with you.
Speaker 1: And honestly, if you are pretty, you could probably just
Speaker 1: put on the apps just looking for a handyman, and
Speaker 1: guys would still volunteer to do that.
Speaker 9: A landlord exactly, Yeah, the landlord takes forever to solve things.
Speaker 9: And look, if I put just looking for a handyman
Speaker 9: on an app, people are going to show up thinking
Speaker 9: that it's like an X rated request.
Speaker 6: That's sure, just.
Speaker 4: Looking for a pizza guy.
Speaker 2: That's so messed up. He's going to be hurt.
Speaker 6: Is he going to be her? We don't know. The
Speaker 6: only way to find out is if we actually just
Speaker 6: talked to him, because he just happens to be on
Speaker 6: the other line right now waiting to jump in on
Speaker 6: this conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he heard everything?
Speaker 6: Is he there?
Speaker 5: Listen before he jumps in. I'm just I'm still trying
Speaker 5: to figure out which guy he is because I had
Speaker 5: to do come over in the same weekend. Did he
Speaker 5: I just did he recalk the bathtub.
Speaker 6: Or anything about any recoun unless we missed that part
Speaker 6: of the story.
Speaker 5: That word.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey, I'm here.
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 8: Actually, I think you're confused. I'm trying to date for love,
Speaker 8: and I'm looking for someone who wants the samesed.
Speaker 5: Well, I really love that he fixed my stove.
Speaker 2: Actually, you had a connection with him. Maybe you're just
Speaker 2: jaded from being hurt, you know.
Speaker 5: I mean that's true, and I'm sorry you feel bad.
Speaker 5: I mean, I you were nice to talk to. I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm happy to hang out again with you at my
Speaker 5: plate if he fixes something else for you, like only
Speaker 5: if he wants to, that's good.
Speaker 2: Wow, what an offer? Anyone pass that up?
Speaker 5: I mean the good news is I already got a
Speaker 5: guy who's really good with plumbing, so I'll never ask
Speaker 5: you to do any plumbing.
Speaker 6: Oh there's a different guy.
Speaker 2: Have not many plumbing issues. Well, it's hard to find
Speaker 2: a good plumber.
Speaker 8: Okay, I just feel so taken advantage of right now.
Speaker 8: I really thought we had a real connection, and it
Speaker 8: looks like you have this kind of connection with a
Speaker 8: lot of people.
Speaker 5: Oh, David, I'm really sorry you feel that way.
Speaker 6: It's Davis with an ass.
Speaker 8: Davis, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You kissed him still? Or is that the tip?
Speaker 5: You know? He did a nice thing for me. What's
Speaker 5: wrong with a little harmless kissing everything?
Speaker 1: When he thinks, yeah, bye Ryan wherever your name was?
Speaker 5: Again? Like, I'm sorry if he was confused about things,
Speaker 5: but I just know where I am at in my life.
Speaker 5: I'm in this handyman phase.
Speaker 2: You didn't tell him that.
Speaker 5: Well, now he knows that he'd like to come over again,
Speaker 5: I'd be open to it.
Speaker 2: There is no way David still wants to hang out
Speaker 2: with her. Gone buy some.
Speaker 6: Wood and go build her a deck. Bro, if you'll
Speaker 6: love her, go get Never underestimate the shallowness of a guy.
Speaker 6: You never know what he's gonna say if it means
Speaker 6: scoring another date with the cute girl. So that's true, Davis.
Speaker 6: Remember how pretty Ashley was?
Speaker 5: And I think I hear a noise in my ceiling.
Speaker 6: Fan another opportunity to demonstrate your manly handliness for her.
Speaker 2: She just pays you and kisses.
Speaker 8: What do you think, Davis, My handiness is deserved for
Speaker 8: someone who loves me.
Speaker 2: That that should be a bubber sticker.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you for being on the show with us, David,
Speaker 6: and good luck, good luck with all your handy dating life.
Speaker 7: Stuff in the future.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you and Ashley. I know a couple of
Speaker 6: guys on our textboart at seven eighty five nine two
Speaker 6: say they be available at a moment's notice to come
Speaker 6: and fix your ceiling fan or whatever you got going on.
Speaker 2: Have no dignity left, no God, she kisses at the
Speaker 2: end of the day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I kiss somebody Jeffrey in the morning. I wasn't kidding.
Speaker 6: We really were getting text at seventy five to nine
Speaker 6: to two from many gentlemen who would not mind helping
Speaker 6: Ashley with her household problems. Dude, but we're men.
Speaker 2: We want to feel useful, women, have some respect, get paid.
Speaker 6: For it, at least, that's the thing you have to
Speaker 6: think about. Like I know we were saying earlier that
Speaker 6: having a stranger who you just meant on the internet
Speaker 6: come over to your house for a date is kind
Speaker 6: of sketchy, but How is that any different than finding
Speaker 6: a random handyman on the internet and hiring him to
Speaker 6: come out to your house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff, I don't. I don't have those guys come
Speaker 2: to my house when I'm home alone. Yeah, like you
Speaker 2: literally make sure that someone else is there. That's what
Speaker 2: women do, and like make sure you know their name.
Speaker 6: Maybe just saying either way, it's a random dude that
Speaker 6: you're inviting over to your house. But at least Ashley
Speaker 6: plan was economical because she got free work done.
Speaker 1: I don't know, she can't change her own light bulb,
Speaker 1: but I'm just like, I'm disappointed in her as a human.
Speaker 2: Was just off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't know how many people I've paid to come
Speaker 6: out and change my light bulbs for me, and I
Speaker 6: pay them. She's just given all the women of the
Speaker 6: world a great life. Happen You just out a house.
Speaker 4: And you're paying people to change your life.
Speaker 2: Pay me next time.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys are handymen certified. Again,
Speaker 6: it doesn't I need to see the check mark next
Speaker 6: to your name if I'm gonna believe you're gonna fix
Speaker 6: my stuff. But if you ever want help with your
Speaker 6: dating life, we're not certified at all. For that will help,
Speaker 6: We'll step in and give it our best try. It's
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.