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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And honestly, we

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Speaker 1: work so hard on this show. All of us are

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Speaker 1: constantly writing or editing, and I never really get a

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Speaker 1: chance to bond and connect with any of you about

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Speaker 1: what you're doing in your downtime. And when you try,

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Speaker 1: get in trouble talking to you.

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Speaker 2: The boss like where's jeff Sorry.

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Speaker 1: And trust me, like, I'm not avoiding you on purpose.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I try to tell you about my kids the other

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Speaker 1: day and I saw a glazed overlook and suddenly you said, oh, sorry, Broke,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go, dude. Something I want to know about

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Speaker 1: interesting things going on in your life, like what are

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Speaker 1: you watching on TV right now? And better yet, what

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Speaker 1: should our listeners be watching or avoiding? Like, Broke, what

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Speaker 1: shows are you into at the moment?

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Speaker 2: Well, I never finished the Morning Show. I was really

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Speaker 2: into that for a while. I just can't complete a series.

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Speaker 2: TV watching is not my jam.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd rather force your kids to play board games

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Speaker 1: late into the yard.

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Speaker 2: Play Clue last night always.

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Speaker 1: Whether or not they want to, they have to play.

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Speaker 2: Oh and Sleeping Queens. Have you played that game?

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Speaker 1: Don't want to know? Game alexis which trashy reality dating

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Speaker 1: disaster show. Are you binging?

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Speaker 3: Obviously?

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Speaker 1: Love is Blind show?

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Speaker 2: Not on joke like Juice here right, because because.

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Speaker 3: It's all about physical looks right now, right, you don't

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Speaker 3: even know you have to watch?

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Speaker 1: Are you watching anything? Are you just crying for money

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Speaker 1: on your video game stream? Follow joking is on? I

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Speaker 1: literally did bald?

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Speaker 2: People are so nice anyway?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so when I'm not crying on stream, I think

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Speaker 1: the latest most topical thing I watched was Last of Us?

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Speaker 2: Was it good?

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Speaker 3: It is so good? Did they do better beating the

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Speaker 3: game than you did?

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Speaker 1: They screamed a lot less. I got to hear the zombies. Jeff,

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Speaker 1: what do you I'm on a big Henry the Eighth

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Speaker 3: What the heck?

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Speaker 1: I'm watching the old show the Tutors.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is that a PBS show?

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Speaker 1: No, it's show Time. Yeah, it's really old, right, it's

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Speaker 1: like from twenty tend a lot of ud.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to be like something current.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm all about Henry the Ape and the six

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Speaker 1: wives and killing he killed six ones? He did, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he just got bored for it. He wouldn't give them

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we really talked about Henry the.

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Speaker 1: I can see why, Jim, what a time to be.

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Speaker 2: They just let him.

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Speaker 1: It's so great. Anyway, did you watching anything on TV

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Speaker 3: No, jeff I simply focus on the shot collar question

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Speaker 3: and that alone.

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Speaker 1: He's sitting at silence and wait for the next one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I'm not on air, I'm just thinking about

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Speaker 3: the next shot collar questions.

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Speaker 2: Silent because if.

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Speaker 1: He didn't, then we would murder you and replace.

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Speaker 2: You with It would be right to do that. Let's

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Speaker 2: get to it.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Get out your green mimosas and day old soda bread

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Speaker 3: because we're on the cusp of Saint Patti's Day weekend.

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Speaker 2: To celebrate properly.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I could ask you a bunch of questions about

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Speaker 3: Ireland or Jeffrey's infected blarney stones, but no, Instead, we're

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Speaker 3: gonna do something extra festive that I know Alexis is

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Speaker 2: It's a special Saint Patti's Day fill in the pun

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Speaker 2: edition of plenty of twenty bathrooms.

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Speaker 3: All right, it's simple. I'll give you a sentence with

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Speaker 3: the blank to complete the funny Irish pun.

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Speaker 2: You get it wrong, You're out. I want only Alexis

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Speaker 2: to play this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be harder than you think, though.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: We're starting with Brooks. Okay, brook your Special plenty of

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Speaker 3: twenty Saint Patti's Day filling. The pun question is OI

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Speaker 3: blank vision?

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Speaker 2: Oh, instead of beer goggles leprechaun vision green beers.

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Speaker 1: No, they just have to be like ironic and funny.

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Speaker 2: Yes, spotty vision. What's the beer? What's the beer? Guinness vision?

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Speaker 1: God, that's bad.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna gons vision.

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Speaker 3: That's incorrect. The answer, OI had one too many green beers.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm suffering from dublin vision.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I was focusing on your really terrible accent.

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Speaker 2: That sounds a little more stress mistaken. That was a

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Speaker 1: Rock Agree, Alexis rate that pun one to ten negatives?

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Speaker 3: Negative?

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Speaker 2: What one for?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Alexis zero Alexis your special plenty of

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Speaker 3: twenty Saint Patti's Day filling. The pun question is what's an.

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Speaker 2: Irish baby's favorite song? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Irish Baby's favorite song. I know it my word. I

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Speaker 1: would probably go with the lullaby song, not like the

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Speaker 1: modern one shot Godenum styles Twinkle.

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Speaker 2: Rock a Bye Answer, alexis beer, Okay, go with that

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Speaker 2: rock a bye beer, Rock a Bye beer incorrect.

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Speaker 3: He was looking for patty cake for Saint Patty's patty Cake.

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Speaker 1: These are hard. Also, fun is like a frat song.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why they started young there they indeed do.

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Speaker 2: We're over to but Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous.

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Speaker 3: Jose, your Special plenty of twenty Saint Patti's Day. Phil

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Speaker 3: in the pun question is, yeah, what did the leprechauns

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Speaker 3: say when the video game ended?

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Speaker 2: Game? What game?

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Speaker 3: Clover? Clover?

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Speaker 2: Is correct?

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Speaker 1: Jose, Jose is so good at puns, Alexis what do

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Speaker 1: you rate that one?

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Speaker 2: All right, Jose, you're still in it for another round.

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Speaker 1: We're on to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Jeff your Special plenty of twenty Saint Patti's Day.

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Speaker 2: Phil in the pun question is, well, there's no going

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Speaker 2: back now.

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Speaker 3: We've reached the blank of no return.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the communists, we've reached the point of no return.

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Speaker 1: We've reached the we've reached the the Shamrock of no Return. No,

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Speaker 1: we've reached the Chile of no Return. I like none

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Speaker 1: of this works. It does has got to be pointing there.

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Speaker 3: Uh, final guess you know to give me schle of

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Speaker 3: no return, Jeff when she Lee is incorrect.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for the.

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Speaker 3: Pine times of no return, a measurement of beer drinking

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Speaker 3: that means, Jose, you've won the plenty of twenty Saint

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Speaker 3: Patti's they fill on the pun edition of plenty of tlenty.

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Speaker 1: Jose wins the pun questions, so he gets the cheese,

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Speaker 1: Who gets shocked? And whoever it is is going to

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Speaker 1: be singing ninety nine bottles of beer?

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Speaker 2: I was full of brook.

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Speaker 1: I grabbed the shot collar for myself.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Alexis, because yeah, Wow, you.

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Speaker 2: Need more in your life.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe we printed out the lyrics to this song.

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Speaker 1: But this is like the rockabye beer song that you

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Speaker 1: always wanted.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: Ninety nine bottles appere on the wall, nine nine bottles

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Speaker 3: of beer, take her down passages on ninety eight bottles

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Speaker 3: of beer?

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Speaker 1: Did you have to look at the lyrics for the

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Speaker 1: nineties to make sure to messages. That's your shock collar question.

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Speaker 1: Another day for Saint Patty's Day. Your phone TAP's coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,