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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject drunk dialing dilemma. That's right, drunk dialing dilemma. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with the prank phone

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Speaker 1: call for today. What you got net? Bad bucks, bad bugs?

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Speaker 1: M see it again. Some of y'all still got him.

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Speaker 1: Some of y'all still got him bad bust. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: trying to speak to Nie. She's not here right now.

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Speaker 1: If I think a message? Uh, do you know when

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Speaker 1: she's coming back? No? Is this business? Calls him? No? No,

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Speaker 1: this is personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No,

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Speaker 1: you need to talk to me. This this a man? This?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is? This is Brandon? Who who

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm earnest man. But why do you know?

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Speaker 1: I got a bit of a situation here, man. Uh,

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Speaker 1: And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some

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Speaker 1: money from her, So I only need to talk to

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Speaker 1: her about about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my

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Speaker 1: whole apartment, and I need to actually see about talking

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Speaker 1: to her about getting this whole problem taking care of

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Speaker 1: what what's the what's the situation? I mean, I'm basically

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm twenty five hundred dollars in the rears

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Speaker 1: I need to see if she's gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: pay me for the situation or what. You know, my

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Speaker 1: girl owe you money. She owes me twenty five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are, first of all,

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Speaker 1: so what's up with the First of all, my name

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Speaker 1: is Brandon, okay, and I've been I know, I've been

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Speaker 1: doing yournis probably for the last three or four months now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so here you you want to know what all in

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Speaker 1: the nutshell is. It's like this shed's been coming through

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Speaker 1: okay for the last three or four months, been coming

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Speaker 1: over here to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out.

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Speaker 1: I'm just now finding out within the last two weeks

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Speaker 1: is I had to get rid of my couch. I

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Speaker 1: had to get rid of my mattresses because mattress, because

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Speaker 1: it's been mastress women do it. Wait a minute, so

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Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me she was in your bed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's been in my bed. Dude, she's been in your bed?

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Speaker 1: Are you crazy? You know the where problem is found?

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Speaker 1: Dollar you told my my girl was in your bed.

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Speaker 1: Now we're not even gonna get into that. You understand

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, But that's what dollars. You can forget

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Speaker 1: about it. No, no, no, no, no, hold at bross

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Speaker 1: of all. You're calling here, you calling here, you're calling

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Speaker 1: here and here, and dude, answer the phone and you

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Speaker 1: still got to the half for her. And then' gonna

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Speaker 1: tell me about some twenty five I was about some mattress, dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm my my mattresses man or a thousand bucks and

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Speaker 1: full of bad bucks. I had to throw that away

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Speaker 1: abably worry about no damn mattress, dude, you talking about

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Speaker 1: my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to pop the question on her, and you want to

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Speaker 1: sit there talking about she'd been hanging with you or

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Speaker 1: kick it with you for the last four months. It's

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Speaker 1: about to be over in a minute. Now, what if

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Speaker 1: you want to marriage? Tone cool? I don't care nothing

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Speaker 1: about don't even worry about that. Now. What you talking

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Speaker 1: about some bad of mattress man. That's that's a problem. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Ain't wonder if I'm no damn mattress. I don't wonder

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Speaker 1: if but I ain't got no mattress right now my house.

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Speaker 1: You call them mine. I do not call the mattress

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Speaker 1: right now, nor do I have a couch. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand that are heading about some mattress over towers? Dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't care nothing about that. Your name, you're saying

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Speaker 1: the name Brandon, I'm Brandon, Yeah, Brandon. Okay, don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it right because you're gonna find me a real flood.

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Speaker 1: Don't let me find you before you find me. Though.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying, don't you do? Do? Dude?

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Speaker 1: You can add them good bugs and that mattress or

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Speaker 1: whatever answering these fall out here. But what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is you're talking about something but the events over here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what did you see the problem over here in

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Speaker 1: my place? I don't can't out about. She ain't bring

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Speaker 1: nothing over there, first of all. But I don't need

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Speaker 1: you want been over here, man, that's nobody else over here.

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Speaker 1: Don't word about who you had over there. But you're

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Speaker 1: a gont call here talking about no money. You ain't

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Speaker 1: getting nothing from here? Okay, First of all, do check

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Speaker 1: this out. I don't have a problem with you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Me and you cool? No, you cool? Problem, We all

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Speaker 1: got a problem. You're calling me something about super sleep

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Speaker 1: or one my brother, Hey dog Dodge. But once I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say it again. Me and you cool dog, we're cool.

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Speaker 1: We're not cool. We're not cool, but I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: don't handle Snise myself. I'm I'm gonna handle you later.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing, what you're talking about, you, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: mattress like they do? Dude, want a mattress and married, Shenise,

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Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do with that. My wife

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Speaker 1: about my money back man for the for the property

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Speaker 1: of mine that she has ruined. Man, don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you a mattress. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a cash get rapt around now they do. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Why are you sitting here creating the trauma with me

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Speaker 1: when me, me and you we ain't even the problem.

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Speaker 1: The problem is, Shenise. The problem is you picked up

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Speaker 1: your phone and you call here. That's the problem. What

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Speaker 1: you got to do because you ain't got no couch

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Speaker 1: you ain't got no mattress. Now you gotta do that

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Speaker 1: because you understand what I'm saying. You know what I see.

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Speaker 1: I can't talk to you. When do Shenise get home? Man?

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Speaker 1: Not when she needs to get home. What you need

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Speaker 1: to worry about was when I find you? Okay? So

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Speaker 1: so when when I when you're gonna have my money?

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Speaker 1: And when you find me because I need my money

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Speaker 1: day I don't have your love, your mattress to please understand,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be reresting real well, okay, okay, so so

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Speaker 1: let me ask you this here, man, she needs bringing

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Speaker 1: bad bugs over the mouse leave them all in my mattress,

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Speaker 1: leave him all over my couch. Where I gotta throw

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Speaker 1: my stuff away? Where I'm wrong a man where I'm wrong.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she

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Speaker 1: had a man? Say? What? Did you know she had

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Speaker 1: a man? But I mean kind of kind of sort

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Speaker 1: of but not really though, you know, kind of sort

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Speaker 1: of man even you know she got a man? Know

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Speaker 1: she don't got a man? You knew she had a man? Right?

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Speaker 1: And you're still win DV Right, Hey, dog, I ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with y'all. Man, I'm dealing with

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Speaker 1: these bad bucks. You understand I'm saying. Dude, do you

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Speaker 1: understand you're messing up a full year relationship? You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm the time I put in with this woman. Four years.

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Speaker 1: We're about to get we're about to get married, and

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Speaker 1: you're calling here with this. What are y'all supposed to

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Speaker 1: get married? Don't worry about weren't supposed to get married? Man,

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Speaker 1: You messed that all. What I'm trying to explain to

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Speaker 1: you is, dude, you're calling here on some bit bug,

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Speaker 1: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that you told me that she was

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Speaker 1: over your house and your bad that's over. It's over now,

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Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying. Now we'll see get home.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna get dune with. I'm walking up out of here.

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Speaker 1: But when I leave here, please believe my next coptor

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Speaker 1: is to come fine. Your First of all, how did

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Speaker 1: you get the number to this apartment? That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to know they do. She gave me both numbers,

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Speaker 1: the cell phone number in the house number told me,

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Speaker 1: you know, if it's an emergency call the house, okay,

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Speaker 1: and this is an emergency. Yeah, that's an emergency. I

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Speaker 1: got learn another emergency number, learning on one one because

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Speaker 1: when I come down, come on your dog? Did you

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Speaker 1: come out on? You handle it? Or you better call

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Speaker 1: the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: do you think Tommy will pay for the bad bugs?

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Speaker 1: Who is Tommy? I'm just saying, do you think Tommy

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Speaker 1: will pay for the bad But it's Tommy, Tommy dog

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Earnest, you

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Speaker 1: just got thro by your girl shot niece. Man. Y'all, y'all, hey,

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Speaker 1: it was over. It was over. You understand what I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you? What y'all think? Me? Hi? Do? Hi? Do? Hi? Do?

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Speaker 1: You're the king? What do you? What do you want?

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Speaker 1: You're the king? Won't? I just want? But you know

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Speaker 1: what I need? People? I need y'all to tell people

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Speaker 1: I'm the king. Y'all has three kings, Kings of comedy,

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Speaker 1: Kings of prank, the King of rap right here, three

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Speaker 1: three we three kings tink a comedy, tink a prank

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Speaker 1: and the latest of this. If the King around, no

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Speaker 1: not King Kang's different. Okay, so you you are established.

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Speaker 1: How many albums you got? Whoa you want to go with? Dad? Pick?

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Speaker 1: All right? Checking out? The Nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 1: I would be there May second through the four Virginia

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Speaker 1: Beach Comedy Club, so loud. The Nephew was coming to town.

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Speaker 1: I think this might be a good time for you

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Speaker 1: to come open this. This good. I just sold everything.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gotta doing that. I don't work in rooms.

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Speaker 1: That's fall. But did he pop ting? Yeah? Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: said his studio artist has been pain Well, it ain't

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Speaker 1: but sound that to me. That was a pop town

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Speaker 1: out there, baby wrap all right, thank you. If you

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