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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, what's up, dude? I needed to let that

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<v Speaker 1>out so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, earlier this.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning drop off right for the updoirs.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like, and you know it's crazy, and yet thank

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<v Speaker 4>you for that, because this morning I woke up and

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I hope I laughed today because I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>been laughing recently, and you made me laugh. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>You're literally you will spend like a single day alone

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<v Speaker 5>all day and then be like, I just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have left in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't laugh anymore. I don't think I've laughed in

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<v Speaker 4>a year, truly, truly.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but seriously, for we started this episode, I want

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<v Speaker 5>to say this to you guys, but especially to true

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<v Speaker 5>give me your hand, Happy Pride.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't fucking play with me. Don't fucking play with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I was. I didn't even say anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, happy Pride.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we're back, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, guys, I have to go to the er. But

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<v Speaker 1>crazy is last time I went to the e R

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<v Speaker 1>is when.

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<v Speaker 5>Our apartment the incident happened at the apartment, which one

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<v Speaker 5>you were in a neck brace. I was all touted

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<v Speaker 5>up oh yeah, the last episode we did at the apartment.

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<v Speaker 5>That was the last time I went to the r

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<v Speaker 5>and they said the same thing this time. They were like,

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<v Speaker 5>thank god you're straight, so you're fine and you're amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all they said. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you give me the gotten?

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<v Speaker 5>No? I think I think they're really good at what

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<v Speaker 5>they do. So then why for being truthful?

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<v Speaker 4>For being hateful, for being a hateful.

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<v Speaker 2>Hospital she went to the Westboro Baptist.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, I love that place. Oh wait wait, I

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<v Speaker 4>love that church. I love that church.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, with that being the start of the episode, I

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<v Speaker 5>love this back and forth that's unraveling between us and

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<v Speaker 5>Tricia where it's like every other week we're just talking

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<v Speaker 5>about each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Lightly.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't even seen this clip yet.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm going to play for Drew. He hasn't seen it.

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<v Speaker 5>I woke up and I had a text that said

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<v Speaker 5>Tricia talked about us, So I immediately went and my

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<v Speaker 5>nosey ass was checking, and this is what she had

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<v Speaker 5>to say.

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<v Speaker 1>We were a part of her maternity obsession.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know that'session. I was watching in order to

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<v Speaker 6>intercome because I saw any Andrew they were talking.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Did you check your DMS from Drew?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, he talked about he said, if Tricia ever looks

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<v Speaker 7>at my DMS from h Yes, I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>That, but I don't think he did.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I checked.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he did.

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<v Speaker 7>I think it was making but I don't know because

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<v Speaker 7>for Ted, maybe I feel like after a while they

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<v Speaker 7>expired because I definitely have dms, had a few times

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<v Speaker 7>and the only one that was in there was one.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I literally saw one from him. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>that's so iconic. So I saw them talking about They

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<v Speaker 6>were so nice because I truly didn't know when we

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<v Speaker 6>talked about the shirt that I told your shirt from

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<v Speaker 6>Challengers and how the ceiling fell on them and I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know who they are, but they were like so

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<v Speaker 6>nice because like so many people get offended if I say, like, look,

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<v Speaker 6>there's five million podcasts out there. I'm sure most people

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<v Speaker 6>don't know. A lot of people don't know who I am.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean a lot of people do, but a lot

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<v Speaker 6>of people probably don't know. Be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>I can't put they don't know who I am, Like

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<v Speaker 6>just people just don't know. So they were super nice

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<v Speaker 6>about it because, like I didn't know who they were,

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<v Speaker 6>and you enlightened me and I was like, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 6>love them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're great.

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<v Speaker 6>That sounds iconic and they were really nice. They were

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<v Speaker 6>like they're like, oh yeah, like it was cool she

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<v Speaker 6>mentioned us or whatever. So then I was like, let

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<v Speaker 6>me watch Intercome and then I started watching it and

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<v Speaker 6>I actually really loved pull to them and I was like, shout.

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<v Speaker 4>Out to them.

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<v Speaker 6>And I love their podcast. I love that their podcast

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<v Speaker 6>is like not boring like so manyodcast couples podcasts, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know whatever podcasts. I get bored of them after

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<v Speaker 6>a while. I've been watching pretty basic, unfiltered whatever that

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<v Speaker 6>one is watching that, but but I'm ready it comes funny,

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<v Speaker 6>like they're funny. They have a good like they're not

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<v Speaker 6>in a relationship, right, I don't believe so is he

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<v Speaker 6>a I know?

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<v Speaker 4>We don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, she has such a good responsive is he A

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know? She said we alredy expect my

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<v Speaker 1>life and it's pride.

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<v Speaker 4>Mon, No, that is so fucking sick.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like realizing that I think I have like a

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<v Speaker 5>weirdly like not parasocial because I'm not like she's not

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<v Speaker 5>somebody who like feel like I'm friends with. But you

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<v Speaker 5>know how there's certain celebrities who we always talk about,

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<v Speaker 5>like it takes so much for me to be like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh my god, I can't believe this person. But the

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<v Speaker 5>smile on my face watching that this morning, I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>this is a bit jarring.

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<v Speaker 1>How happy this is.

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<v Speaker 4>It literally felt like when I saw Beyonce in concert

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<v Speaker 4>for the like I'm not kidding, like the way I

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<v Speaker 4>was like welling up and I was just like, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>I did not know I love this person. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 4>she's so like mother Goose, like she has like maternal vibes.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, congrats on the birth of Elvis, which is a

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<v Speaker 5>really cute girl name.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But yeah, I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm not the only buddy person who uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not the only buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not the only person the only buddy And what

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<v Speaker 4>does that mean.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not the only person who associates you with pride.

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<v Speaker 5>And I don't think you're gonna smash a vase on

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<v Speaker 5>Trisha's head.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just like.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming to my studio that you say anything anything, You're

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<v Speaker 4>getting a bottle next, Like, I don't play.

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<v Speaker 5>We need to give Balabu a breakaway bottle. And let

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<v Speaker 5>her break it on her head.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeahn well that was fucking sick and a great way

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<v Speaker 4>to start this episode because that's some other boost and

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<v Speaker 4>other boots, right right, Well, spiders have been attacking me

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<v Speaker 4>in my bed and you finally saw it. She thought

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<v Speaker 4>I was like fucking tripping, But like, no, I swear

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<v Speaker 4>to God, being one of.

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<v Speaker 1>Those annoying bitches is like their only crime is being small.

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<v Speaker 4>Well no, I was like that. I genuinely was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 4>their only crime is being small. Like if a spider's

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<v Speaker 4>in my room, I won't kill it because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>you deserve to live and you're protecting me and your

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<v Speaker 4>spirits are nice. But y'all, they've like started like attacking

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<v Speaker 4>me in my bed, and I think I talked about

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<v Speaker 4>it on a past episode, but like I will see

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<v Speaker 4>them like crawling on my window seal by my bed

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<v Speaker 4>and they'll run across and then disappear, and I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>like whatever, like crawling in my ear in my mouth

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<v Speaker 4>and I sleep like I literally don't give a fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>Like it's not that deep, Like spiders are empty calories anyways,

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<v Speaker 4>Like what the fuck? But like this fucking spider was

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<v Speaker 4>like attacking me in my bed like I was gonna

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<v Speaker 4>let it live, and it ran at me like really

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<v Speaker 4>fucking fast. So I smashed it with a book and

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<v Speaker 4>then I told any about it and she was like, girl,

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<v Speaker 4>shut the fuck up. And I was like, no, literally,

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<v Speaker 4>they're a spider. Like they're all attacking me, They're coming

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<v Speaker 4>from me, Like it's crazy. It is actually insane, like

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<v Speaker 4>being like the type of person that I am, like

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<v Speaker 4>a very athetic person that like gets used a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Just in to do with spider.

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<v Speaker 4>I just get used and abused and thrown out to

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<v Speaker 4>the curb. But that was a random tangent. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 4>this fucking spider and it was in my room and

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<v Speaker 4>we were just chilling and I pointed it out. And

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<v Speaker 4>they're all the same fucking size, which is really creepy,

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<v Speaker 4>Like they're all and I'm starting to think it might

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<v Speaker 4>be the same spider over and over again and they

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<v Speaker 4>just survive.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't fucking or you might find that those spiders

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<v Speaker 5>grow to that size and that's their adults.

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<v Speaker 4>And then they start attacking me. They all did their job,

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. It's like you are always like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>protect bugs, but no, their whole goal is to bite you.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally, it was like actually so scary and you saw

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<v Speaker 4>it and you had to kill him for me because

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<v Speaker 4>I felt really bad about killing him.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I smushed the fuck out of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine into my bed sheets, left a blood stain on

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<v Speaker 4>my bed, like it was nasty. And then you know

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<v Speaker 4>what I did. Every spider that I kill now in

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<v Speaker 4>my bed enter around my bed, I put them on

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<v Speaker 4>the windows that they come from, and I just have

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<v Speaker 4>them laying there one by.

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<v Speaker 1>To start eating them.

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<v Speaker 5>No, if they literally it's gonna be like air dried,

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<v Speaker 5>like fucking Chris.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like freeze dried spiders. Yeah no, but I

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<v Speaker 4>put them there as a warning sign. I'm like, look,

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<v Speaker 4>if you come near me, I will kill you. And

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<v Speaker 4>like now they have it's like the standard ground law

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<v Speaker 4>in Florida, Like don't enter my fucking space because I'll

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<v Speaker 4>smush your ass like fucking immediately. But yeah, I've just

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<v Speaker 4>been like attacked by spiders. And then I found out

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<v Speaker 4>that like putting bugs outside like is actually deadly to

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<v Speaker 4>them because they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Acclimated that you're like evicting.

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<v Speaker 4>Them from Yeah. Yeah, I'm like literally destroying their lives

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<v Speaker 4>and killing them immediately. But so this is a message

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<v Speaker 4>to all the spiders out there, don't fucking play with me,

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<v Speaker 4>Like literally, don't fucking play.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like think we have Like there's a few.

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<v Speaker 4>Spider listeners, like, for sure, can I get the Tom

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<v Speaker 4>Hollenberger hold the spiders? Can I get the H two

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<v Speaker 4>O Burger with the mermaid tail sauce?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the other day in the car with Drew, he

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<v Speaker 5>said something and I was like, I'm not kidding. If

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<v Speaker 5>you did, meth, I genuinely think you would solve a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of problems, like.

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<v Speaker 1>The way that it like a lot sometimes.

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<v Speaker 4>No, seriously, get me.

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<v Speaker 1>Meth Okay, I know, and now you're like too eager.

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<v Speaker 5>At first you were like ill, No, I would never,

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<v Speaker 5>And now it seems like you've been thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just know.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we move on?

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<v Speaker 5>Well? Also, I have so many All of my notes

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<v Speaker 5>are about Drew right now, because all we've been doing

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<v Speaker 5>is laying in his bed and hanging out. And when

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<v Speaker 5>we were sitting in his bed watching tiktoks the other night,

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<v Speaker 5>he got one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Jared had to let me go through his drafts because

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<v Speaker 1>now I know it's full of shit like that.

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, you got one of a TikTok that

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, your career is about to take off

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<v Speaker 5>in a magnificent way.

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<v Speaker 1>And he used the sound and posted it on private.

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<v Speaker 5>And then there was another TikTok that it was like

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<v Speaker 5>it was like a money spread TikTok, and he was

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<v Speaker 5>I claim, I just I'm looking at my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear claim claim claim.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm claiming this energy. I'm claiming this energy. Claim claim

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<v Speaker 4>claim claiming, manifesting, manifesting, claiming, claiming this energy, manifesting.

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<v Speaker 1>This I claim, I claim, I clailaim.

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<v Speaker 4>I claim only the good parts, only the good part.

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<v Speaker 1>And he literally has been doing that. And he also,

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<v Speaker 1>oh wait, you went to a psychic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, I need we need to finish this.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you go through my private because they always say, like,

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<v Speaker 4>use this sound, it can be private. So I put

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<v Speaker 4>it on private and I just use it like in

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<v Speaker 4>the darkness with a like showing my face, and I

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<v Speaker 4>have the sound and I upload it and it's a

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<v Speaker 4>fucking vibe. But the ones that pissed me off the

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<v Speaker 4>fucking most is when it's like your mother will die

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<v Speaker 4>in six hours if you don't use this sound, so

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<v Speaker 4>I just started clicking. Not interested on it, but I

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<v Speaker 4>used to like scroll by really quick, like I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>see it.

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<v Speaker 8>I do.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe in it, but I do catch myself

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<v Speaker 5>scrolling by really quick, like I like, if I don't

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<v Speaker 5>finish it, it doesn't count on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember the chain mail like Carmen winn stadshit

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<v Speaker 4>like that. That's like the modern day version of that,

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<v Speaker 4>and they're all just like view and interaction farming, and

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<v Speaker 4>it fucking works.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's so annoying that like that's the new era

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<v Speaker 5>of it, because it felt so much more real when

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<v Speaker 5>you were getting a text like that sent directly to

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<v Speaker 5>your phone that was so jarring, Like getting a text

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<v Speaker 5>up was like, if you don't send this to twenty people,

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<v Speaker 5>your best friend is going to die in their sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>I would not be sending that to twenty people, like,

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<v Speaker 4>not even close, not even one person would get that

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<v Speaker 4>if if it meant my best friend is dying, like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm letting that bitch die, I'm right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, I think, are you talking about me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, if there was a text that was.

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<v Speaker 4>The sexy guy in your life, if you don't send

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<v Speaker 4>the sexy guy will die. Of course it would be me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think there's other people who could take that category.

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<v Speaker 5>Okai, No, what actually now that I said that, I

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<v Speaker 5>can't think of a single man in my life who

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<v Speaker 5>I would ever describe as sex.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there's like plenty of sexy girls.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe this month is for you too, Bed No, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just that doesn't even see how that does even sound

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<v Speaker 1>right when I say it to you, something about that

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<v Speaker 1>like rings true When.

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<v Speaker 4>You say it about me, it's like that doesn't even don't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the manifesting.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's like, Okay, you think you think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>trick me. I need to know about the psychicic and

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<v Speaker 5>you need to do it now because also now I'm

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<v Speaker 5>thinking about the audio message you sent me last night.

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<v Speaker 5>This is just the Drew episode because you've just been

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<v Speaker 5>such a funny person this week, and usually you're really

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<v Speaker 5>like sad and boring and awful to be around, and

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<v Speaker 5>like I have to like make sure I separate from him,

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<v Speaker 5>but this week you were on like an.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay one Okay, damn. Drew Phillips Catching Catching Stray's episode,

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<v Speaker 4>Drew Phillips Being Skinny episode wait, when's that right fucking now, babe,

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<v Speaker 4>Wait do.

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<v Speaker 1>We have that kind of technology?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, no, no, wait, I just laughed. I literally

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<v Speaker 4>just laughed, y'all. Holy fuck, holy shit, we broke the curse. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've been getting callings recently from like the beyond,

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<v Speaker 4>and it started with in the front end. It started

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<v Speaker 4>with hallucinogens. And I said this last time, like every

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<v Speaker 4>like five years, like I get a calling to like

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<v Speaker 4>try one. Probably not in the headspace to do that

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<v Speaker 4>right now, of course not. But when I was sixteen

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<v Speaker 4>it felt very real. Forum but ye know the calling

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<v Speaker 4>is called addiction. No, every five years, I would get

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<v Speaker 4>a calling and then I would do it, and then

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<v Speaker 4>it would shift my reality and fuck me up for

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<v Speaker 4>four years and completely melt my fucking brain. Well, I

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<v Speaker 4>got a calling from a sidekick recently, like I just

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<v Speaker 4>like I felt the need to go and I had

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<v Speaker 4>never been before, and I was like, fuck, dude, there's

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<v Speaker 4>one like.

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<v Speaker 5>Right up the shad even had your like tarot cards, right, No, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Or maybe maybe yet. Yeah. At the when I was

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<v Speaker 4>at my best friend Bella's event, she had like a

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<v Speaker 4>tarot card reader. Yeah, like me and Bella had like

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<v Speaker 4>we're really close, and she like had tarot card reading,

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<v Speaker 4>like she's like basically my best friend, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, you mean the event I was invited to

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<v Speaker 1>and I put.

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<v Speaker 4>You down on the list and then you didn't go,

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<v Speaker 4>and then we just had like the night out on

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<v Speaker 4>the town. That's my girl, y'all.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually that was like one of those moments I

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<v Speaker 5>had fomo because it sounded like all of our friends

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<v Speaker 5>were together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was really fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I oh, now that I remember, I had a way

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<v Speaker 5>better night because my friends are evil and they make

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<v Speaker 5>me feel awful.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to say. I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 4>it really was potentially the greatest night of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>And I feel like it would have been the greatest

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<v Speaker 4>night of your life if you were there, just like

0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:48.040
<v Speaker 4>the vibes were there, the drinks were flowing.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like not believing it because you're like not happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the party bus location, location, next club, next club,

0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.680
<v Speaker 4>Like it was a movie. It was a fucking movie.

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<v Speaker 4>But what oh oh oh I I decided. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to go to a psychic really really fucking badly.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, he was trying to convince me to go with

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<v Speaker 5>him for like two hours straight.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like I need to go eat and

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<v Speaker 5>he was like, way, but we should go to a

0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.920
<v Speaker 5>sidekick that sounds fun. And I was like I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to go, and then he's like no, but what

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<v Speaker 5>if you like, oh, they're gonna say something so good?

0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:21.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was like no, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like let's fucking go, like come on, like,

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<v Speaker 4>let's turn up. And I was like, there was one

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<v Speaker 4>right up the shoot from my house that I've seen

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<v Speaker 4>for the last five years. And then I finally called them.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't answer my call the first time I called,

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<v Speaker 4>and that this was like after I was begging you

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<v Speaker 4>out to go. And then I called them back and

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<v Speaker 4>then they were like oh no, no, no, this was before

0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.200
<v Speaker 4>because I already had my time slot. But then I

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<v Speaker 4>called him back and they answered and it was so spooky,

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<v Speaker 4>wooky vibe. She was like very mystical feeling, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, fuck, like this is very like authentic, like

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<v Speaker 4>this is about to be a vibe. So right up

0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.880
<v Speaker 4>the street from her house like in a regular ass home.

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<v Speaker 4>So I make the appointment for an hour later, get there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh crazy bars, you didn't go to one that's like

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<v Speaker 5>in an office space or like a storefront space. This

0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.840
<v Speaker 5>is one that we've passed forever, and it's a house.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like a house on the side of the road

0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:06.920
<v Speaker 5>with a big sign.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I like pull up, and immediately I have

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<v Speaker 4>like a gnarly gut feeling. I'm like, Oh, something bad

0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.200
<v Speaker 4>is like genuinely about to happen. Like I was literally like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be kidnapped. But then I remember it. I'm

0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.200
<v Speaker 4>a sixteen year old boy that looks like a twenty

0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.040
<v Speaker 4>six year old man, So I was like, they're not

0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:26.360
<v Speaker 4>gonna fucking kidnap me, Like what the fuck? Like I

0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.440
<v Speaker 4>look older than I actually am. Y'all, I don't get

0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.880
<v Speaker 4>carted for alcohol anymore. But I'm only sixteen, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyways, I pull up, I go through the front door.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really fucking creepy vibes, and I walk into literally.

0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Anybody who comes into our apartment. I go up the

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<v Speaker 1>front door.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really creepy, like bad functuay, bad punk shuay. I

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<v Speaker 4>open the front door and I am greeted with just

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<v Speaker 4>a family home with like a child and a man

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<v Speaker 4>running around like chasing after their daughter. Like wrangling her

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<v Speaker 4>to get her out of like the living room, and

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<v Speaker 4>then there was like the shitty little desk in the corner.

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<v Speaker 4>We sit at the desk and she's like, how do

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<v Speaker 4>you want to do this? What do you want? And

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<v Speaker 4>I was just like, I just want my past present

0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.360
<v Speaker 4>in future, Like I don't I don't know if there's

0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.240
<v Speaker 4>anything you can do for that, and she was like yeah,

0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.320
<v Speaker 4>and then she like listed all the prices out and

0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.480
<v Speaker 4>then I was like, fuck, like this shit is expensive,

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<v Speaker 4>Like no, I'll get to that. I paid one hundred

0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.840
<v Speaker 4>dollars for thirty minutes. Let's just start that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, first of all, you should have just gone to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking therapy.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, literally read me, read me to fucking filth

0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.200
<v Speaker 4>in the comments because I know that is fucking ridiculous.

0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:34.959
<v Speaker 4>But I was just like I'm already there, like I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to talk about it on the podcast. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess how do you get there and be like

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<v Speaker 1>oh wow? And then leave her house?

0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:42.800
<v Speaker 4>Literally? Literally?

0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:47.359
<v Speaker 5>I guess any real adult who has no movie prine

0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.360
<v Speaker 5>capacity probably would have any dignity.

0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:55.440
<v Speaker 4>But anyway, she starts didndity. She starts the reading and

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<v Speaker 4>I could immediately tell this is like so phony and

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<v Speaker 4>she's not like a real sidekick, like I do believe that,

0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:05.760
<v Speaker 4>like there are people that are mediums, but like it

0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:09.520
<v Speaker 4>is funny that every single famous medium is a white

0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:13.240
<v Speaker 4>woman in her late forties, bored his fuck housewife, like

0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:16.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Like look at all every single

0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:19.240
<v Speaker 4>one of them on Yelp was a white woman. And

0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:22.399
<v Speaker 4>I was like, okay, like this cannot be this, this

0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:26.520
<v Speaker 4>is not the tea. But anyways, I pull up, I

0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:29.280
<v Speaker 4>sit down, and I immediately am like, fuck, dude, like

0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:31.359
<v Speaker 4>what did I get myself into? Cause I am like

0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.359
<v Speaker 4>already crying laughing at the shit she's saying. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>damn dude, like I have to like get out of this.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I anyways, long story short or long story

0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:45.520
<v Speaker 4>even longer because it's already been a long story. She

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<v Speaker 4>starts reading my cards and like she starts saying like

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<v Speaker 4>the funniest shit ever. And I wasn't a voice memo

0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:54.720
<v Speaker 4>recording in the beginning because I just forgot. And then

0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.680
<v Speaker 4>ten minutes in she she called me a very very

0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:02.240
<v Speaker 4>weak person. She said, I am a very very weak

0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:04.840
<v Speaker 4>minded leader. Also, I gave her a fake name and

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<v Speaker 4>a fake birthday and all this shit because I wanted

0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.080
<v Speaker 4>to see if she was authentic. She called me a

0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:14.119
<v Speaker 4>very weak person, and so I started screen recording, and

0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.800
<v Speaker 4>she like went on to just beraide me for being

0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.679
<v Speaker 4>like a terrible, terrible person. She was like, you are

0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:26.560
<v Speaker 4>a bad person, like you are weak. There's nothing you

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<v Speaker 4>can do to fix it. And I kept asking her

0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:31.080
<v Speaker 4>like three years of laughter. I was like, how do

0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:33.119
<v Speaker 4>I fix this? How do I fix this? And she's like,

0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:35.160
<v Speaker 4>we'll get to that. We'll get to that. And basically

0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:36.440
<v Speaker 4>it was like, you're just.

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<v Speaker 5>Trying to extend past thirty minutes. So she'd be like, Okay,

0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:40.120
<v Speaker 5>the time is well.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was supposed to have an hour, but she

0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:43.919
<v Speaker 4>ended it at thirty minutes because she got mad at me.

0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:47.600
<v Speaker 4>But anyways, because I was I mean, I was literally

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<v Speaker 4>crying laughing dude, like I could not and like I

0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:52.439
<v Speaker 4>was like acting like I was crying. I just like

0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:56.560
<v Speaker 4>just all over the mic, I just everywhere. But I

0:19:56.600 --> 0:20:00.240
<v Speaker 4>was like crying laughing because I was like, holy shit,

0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:01.680
<v Speaker 4>this is so funny. But I was like trying to

0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:06.639
<v Speaker 4>act like I was crying. But then she started saying

0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:11.280
<v Speaker 4>that I was surrounded by evil and like I'm going

0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:13.679
<v Speaker 4>to try to find it in the voice memo. No,

0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:17.040
<v Speaker 4>that's all I could think about was like, literally, y'all

0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:18.360
<v Speaker 4>you need to be.

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<v Speaker 3>You need someone to be able to tell you exactly

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<v Speaker 3>what are these types of things that I need to

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<v Speaker 3>be able to do in my life? What are these

0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:28.320
<v Speaker 3>things that to be able to achieve in Because there

0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.760
<v Speaker 3>is no protection around you. Surprisingly there is not, because

0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:36.119
<v Speaker 3>it's where are you currently working? The reason why that

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<v Speaker 3>I say that, it's because I truly feel there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of jealous people around you. So many people are

0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:43.560
<v Speaker 3>jealous of you. So many people are jealous of your success.

0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:45.639
<v Speaker 3>A lot of people are honestly jealous upon who the

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<v Speaker 3>person you really are. And these are people that you

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<v Speaker 3>are not friends with, no, but these are definitely people

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<v Speaker 3>that see you on social media.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't fuck with you around whoever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>You understand me, because there is someone with instead of

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<v Speaker 3>your life of trying to honestly take you down and

0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:05.399
<v Speaker 3>negative energy, negative energy just trying to attack you.

0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:14.240
<v Speaker 4>Spirits that are trying to attack me.

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<v Speaker 3>Because of the jealousy, the jealousy.

0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.959
<v Speaker 1>Because of the jealousy, the jealousy.

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<v Speaker 3>And for that reason, you need to have a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of protection around you so that there's no jealous or

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<v Speaker 3>interference with inside of your life but inside of your

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<v Speaker 3>business because.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't see did you give you any advice on

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<v Speaker 5>the advice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but that leads me to the next part. Basically,

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<v Speaker 4>she started saying that, like since birth, my mother like

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<v Speaker 4>passed on evil energy to me. And she was like,

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<v Speaker 4>how's your relationship with your mom? And I was like, oh,

0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:47.439
<v Speaker 4>it's like fantastic and she was like, oh, well, like

0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:50.280
<v Speaker 4>she held on to like a lot of evil, sinister

0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:53.320
<v Speaker 4>energy and she passed that on to you, basically saying

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<v Speaker 4>that this is all my mom's fault, that like I

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<v Speaker 4>have evil spirits attached to me and you better count

0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:01.840
<v Speaker 4>your literally literally like fuck you mom. That's what I was.

0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:05.159
<v Speaker 4>I called her yesterday and then missed her callback and

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<v Speaker 4>then called her on the way here, and that's what

0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:11.080
<v Speaker 4>I need to talk to her about. And then I

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<v Speaker 4>realized at the end of it, I was like, oh,

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I know what she's doing, and so I caught on

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<v Speaker 4>and it was basically her like trying to upseil me

0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:20.520
<v Speaker 4>on all of this other shit that she can do.

0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:22.760
<v Speaker 4>She was saying that like I'm weak. I have evil

0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:25.600
<v Speaker 4>spirits like attacking me. There's jealous people in my life

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<v Speaker 4>and the only way to get rid of them is

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<v Speaker 4>to come back to me or stay after today and

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<v Speaker 4>get like a chakra cleansing, a cleansing, a meditation session,

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<v Speaker 4>like all this shit. And she was just like when

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<v Speaker 4>I told her, I was like, no, I have to

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<v Speaker 4>be somewhere after this. Her vibe completely shifted and then

0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.760
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh fuck, she really is phony and

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<v Speaker 4>this is all a ploy to get me to join

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<v Speaker 4>her church. She kept talking. Then I started looking around

0:22:53.280 --> 0:22:55.080
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, oh wow, there is like a

0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.800
<v Speaker 4>lot of Jesus memorabilia around for like a psidekick, Like

0:22:57.840 --> 0:23:00.240
<v Speaker 4>that's really interesting. And then she went on this long

0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:02.760
<v Speaker 4>tangent about how like I need to find God in

0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:06.200
<v Speaker 4>Jesus the Holy Power, and that like that's the only

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<v Speaker 4>way they can save you, along with my cleansing and

0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:10.760
<v Speaker 4>chaku cleansing. And she was like, I don't do any voodoo.

0:23:10.800 --> 0:23:12.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't do any like hexting. I don't do none

0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:15.560
<v Speaker 4>of that shit. Like it's literally just like the power

0:23:16.040 --> 0:23:17.480
<v Speaker 4>the other the power of God. And she was like

0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:19.480
<v Speaker 4>you should come with me at some point, like to

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<v Speaker 4>my church and like, at first, I was like, oh,

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:23.119
<v Speaker 4>was this like a cult or something?

0:23:23.119 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 1>But wait, should I go as undercover?

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<v Speaker 5>And she does the same thing, Yes, and yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>go in and she's like, you're amazing. You're surrounded by love,

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<v Speaker 5>except one evil entity that's living in your home with you.

0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:36.880
<v Speaker 5>And then she's like, oh my god, and you're no.

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 5>She's like, your cat loves you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something. Oh it's you, and she's like, and that

0:23:43.080 --> 0:23:43.920
<v Speaker 1>person's very weak.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this evil entity will burn down your fucking house

0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:50.440
<v Speaker 4>with a zoo inside and I won't be there and

0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:54.200
<v Speaker 4>blow up your fucking car, so you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I need to go back this week and we

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.760
<v Speaker 1>need to start an investigation. And sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Well that was the thing at the end of it

0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:02.000
<v Speaker 4>when I said no to all her add ons. But

0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:03.679
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I want to bring my friends, like

0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:05.600
<v Speaker 4>I want them to come, And then she lit up

0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 4>again and she was like, yeah, bring all your friends,

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.440
<v Speaker 4>bring everybody, bring all the good vibes, bring all your friends,

0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 4>Like please please please bring that.

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:12.480
<v Speaker 5>Okay, her saying bring all the good vibes. Girl, you

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:14.119
<v Speaker 5>just told me all my friends were evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally thoughts because the evil is trying to attack you mentally.

0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sorry, I'm this is crazy.

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:25.320
<v Speaker 1>You've been going to sleep by night with chanting your eyes.

0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not like laughing, it's just crazy.

0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:29.920
<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like reading me to filth right now? Too much?

0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you have been having nightmares of people that you

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.560
<v Speaker 3>have not even seen before, or maybe even creatures of

0:24:41.600 --> 0:24:44.160
<v Speaker 3>some sort. Yeah, maybe even you in a very dark,

0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:46.280
<v Speaker 3>deep pull and you don't know how to get yourself

0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 3>out of. Yeah, or maybe even someone trying to murder

0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:54.000
<v Speaker 3>you or something like really drastic and weird.

0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:57.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm I also am seeing like my loved ones

0:24:57.720 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 4>around me, like literally burning alive constantly, or like getting executed.

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 3>Are these are these loved ones passed on? Or do

0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 3>they pass Are they here?

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:13.080
<v Speaker 4>They're here with this? Okay, okay, I've had a dream

0:25:13.119 --> 0:25:15.080
<v Speaker 4>about a loved one that passed on.

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, my dude, you know what that means.

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:24.879
<v Speaker 3>That means that there is something that's really trying to

0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 3>attack you. There isn't There is an evil spirit that

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:31.520
<v Speaker 3>is connected to you that is trying to be able

0:25:31.520 --> 0:25:34.440
<v Speaker 3>to get into your mind and control you and manipulate you.

0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:35.560
<v Speaker 3>You are very easy to move.

0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I know that.

0:25:40.000 --> 0:25:44.520
<v Speaker 4>It's trying to control you and you, but yeah, that

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 4>ship was killing. And then.

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm not loud me at you.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just this is a lot although you say to

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<v Speaker 5>this random woman and the most serious sound like, yeah,

0:25:57.720 --> 0:25:59.560
<v Speaker 5>I'm so sorry, you're just like reading me to filters

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<v Speaker 5>right now.

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<v Speaker 4>And then she went on this long tangent because I

0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 4>forgot like how we got there, but she was talking

0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:11.080
<v Speaker 4>about like how like someone came into her house and

0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.679
<v Speaker 4>put her fish in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, girl, oh, I brought up how

0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:20.119
<v Speaker 4>you killed my bug? Let me find it? Let me

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:20.600
<v Speaker 4>find it?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, how did you pay her vino? Okay, so she

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:25.200
<v Speaker 1>saw your real name.

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:27.720
<v Speaker 4>But I paid her after the reading, and it was

0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:30.160
<v Speaker 4>it was crazy. She like, literally I could have walked

0:26:30.200 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 4>out of there without paying her, like she she wanted

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 4>me out, like her tone shifted in the craziest way.

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<v Speaker 5>Any animals they got, they put the fish down.

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<v Speaker 8>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>I will, but they don't know.

0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't worry about you, know what I mean? Sorry,

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:55.919
<v Speaker 3>enjoying times in our good times. Now there's something that's reading.

0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 3>We opened a new chapter. We opened a new.

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<v Speaker 4>Book, but I don't think Okay, it starts at ten forty.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean? Yeah, within your future, my dear,

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:10.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be honest with you.

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:11.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't see children in your future.

0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:15.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah the fuck does she mean by that? I fucking

0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:19.119
<v Speaker 4>I know literally, like that was evil.

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't see children maybe like for babies, you know

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 3>what I mean?

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Like animals?

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:27:24.160 --> 0:27:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any animals?

0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:27.359
<v Speaker 4>Not currently? No?

0:27:27.400 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 8>Okay? Yeah.

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Fuck. I wish you went.

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:31.720
<v Speaker 5>I wish you like when she said that, you were like,

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:33.919
<v Speaker 5>I'm actually engaged to the love of my life right

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:35.159
<v Speaker 5>now and she's expecting.

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:35.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Literally, she probably would have.

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 5>Went further and been like, I'm sorry to tell you this,

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:40.520
<v Speaker 5>but there's a miscarage coming.

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:43.360
<v Speaker 4>Literally, she would have like said, she would have definitely

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:44.320
<v Speaker 4>doubled down.

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<v Speaker 1>Babies, you know what I mean? Like animals? Yeah, do

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>you have any animals?

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Eleven? Not currently?

0:27:51.119 --> 0:27:51.199
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Yeah, I had a praying man to someone point.

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I love it.

0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:57.480
<v Speaker 9>That's probably so scary though.

0:27:57.480 --> 0:28:00.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was. It was scary. My roommate killed her

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:04.080
<v Speaker 4>on accident. On accident. I think she sprayed vinegar inside

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:08.159
<v Speaker 4>of her container because she needs moisture. Oh, she was

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:10.000
<v Speaker 4>taking care and I.

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 10>Think she accidentally like, uh, oh my god, you want

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:18.240
<v Speaker 10>to hear something terrible.

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 3>So I have someone come over to my house and

0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:23.919
<v Speaker 3>clean the fish. Think they got the fish down the

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:24.720
<v Speaker 3>garbage puzzle.

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 4>I turned it on.

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:27.040
<v Speaker 8>Why, I don't know.

0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I still don't know what to the state.

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:31.680
<v Speaker 4>That is horrifying. Yeah, what fish did you have?

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Especially she's gonna say like a reef.

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:39.960
<v Speaker 4>Thought I was going to say a rethink and she

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:41.280
<v Speaker 4>was like it was a fucking beta fish. And I

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 4>was like, girl, like you were probably abusing that fucking

0:28:43.240 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 4>fish anyways, like they need tanks. But yeah, So I

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.960
<v Speaker 4>went to a psychiatrist and she told me, oh, yeah,

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 4>you need to go to a psychi do I do know?

0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 4>I went to a psychiatrist. She told me that I'm

0:28:56.440 --> 0:28:58.960
<v Speaker 4>I said it again, but you all just heard the

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 4>fuck story. I'm not like wrapping it up.

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>That's so awesome. I need to go now, I really

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>need to go, but I should.

0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:10.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm glad we didn't go together because I if I

0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 5>saw you cracking up, I think I would have started

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 5>laughing and she literally would have kicked this at her.

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 4>I know it was crazy and like seeing like her.

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:18.240
<v Speaker 4>It was funny because you.

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Think it'll be too supicious if I go like today

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 1>or tomorrow.

0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 4>No, you should go, you should definitely, it would not

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 4>be supicious at all.

0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you like look at her yelp? Did she have no?

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:27.800
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:29:27.920 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 4>I just called the sign because I felt like a

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 4>calling from like beyond.

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:33.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay me when I see an ad and I feel

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 5>a calling like no.

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 4>I said that to her and she was like, how

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:38.120
<v Speaker 4>did you find out about us? And I was like,

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 4>the big sign.

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 5>The biggest sign on the front yard on a really

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 5>busy mange.

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 4>I want to see if you can hear her tone change.

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was a good person the process.

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to talk. I do want to thank you.

0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 1>If you have any the questions, please let me know.

0:30:01.520 --> 0:30:04.960
<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, I don't have any other question about.

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:09.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, sounds good. So bring back your friends, bring whoever

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 3>you can you know what I mean, whoever wants to

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:12.479
<v Speaker 3>move to get a reading done.

0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't really tell. But she got fucking pissed

0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 4>and she like stopped talking, and so it was like

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:23.239
<v Speaker 4>me trying to fill the void, like the awkwardness, and

0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 4>like I was like, damn, she's good at like, because

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 4>I was almost like, sure, I'll just fucking do it

0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 4>just to like make her like me, but like no,

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:31.960
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I'm not not doing all that, but.

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm god, I need to go see Like you

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 5>think you have good intuition, but I have good intuition.

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I just don't think that's.

0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 4>For me that you should go.

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, the one time I got it was

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:46.160
<v Speaker 1>going it like she did.

0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 5>Like the one time I got one was that a

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 5>random ass like milk makeup of it in twenty nineteen,

0:30:52.120 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 5>and she read my cards and I'm not kidding. Everything

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 5>she said that was going to happen fully happened.

0:30:57.280 --> 0:30:58.000
<v Speaker 4>Damn like.

0:30:58.080 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 5>And then the other time that happened was when we

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:03.880
<v Speaker 5>were all obsessed with the pattern app in like early

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 5>twenty nineteen and everything that it was late twenty eighteen

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:10.600
<v Speaker 5>or something, and everything that I was saying was happening

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:11.680
<v Speaker 5>was fully happening.

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 1>But also, I'm a crazy person. You can't tell me

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>things because then I just.

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 4>Make them happy.

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.400
<v Speaker 5>Though it's gonna happen anyway, I might as well make

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:18.959
<v Speaker 5>it happen.

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Well. After Drew had that, he had a really scary.

0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:26.240
<v Speaker 5>Experience again I don't even know your This is literally

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:27.360
<v Speaker 5>just the Drew episode.

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.200
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I.

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:32.960
<v Speaker 4>Just want to let you know I made it to

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 4>my destination of Hell. As you can hear in the

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 4>background that the eternal screens of the Damned. I'm actually

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 4>going back to Heaven now. Well, God, God, I guess

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 4>this is Lynn all right.

0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Well from Heaven, I guess I already am.

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:04.520
<v Speaker 4>But you know what I mean. Afterwards, settled, meet everybody, Jesus.

0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 5>I made my destination hell as you can hear the

0:32:12.640 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 5>eternal screams.

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Of the damn.

0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:17.680
<v Speaker 4>What's crazy is the reason I sent that audio message

0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 4>was because I sent an audio message from bed to

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 4>Enya like right before that, and I had a bat

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 4>I sent it from my laptop, and I had a

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 4>basketball video playing in the background, and it literally sounded

0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 4>like I was.

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:30.520
<v Speaker 1>At a basketball Like the fuck did you go to

0:32:30.600 --> 0:32:30.960
<v Speaker 1>a game?

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:34.160
<v Speaker 4>So I unlocked a new I unlocked a new bit basically,

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 4>and it's to play a YouTube video in the background

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:40.320
<v Speaker 4>with some sound effects and then screen or voice mement

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:44.400
<v Speaker 4>record off your laptop and it plays through the audio.

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Message like it keeps it perfectly.

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:50.959
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, the Valium, the Valuum. I need a valium.

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 4>You don't. Yeah, no, they are.

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Evil around you as all the people trying to help

0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:58.720
<v Speaker 1>you like this. That's how she's like evil.

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 4>Don't listen to I forgot about this. She was like,

0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 4>are you taking any medication right now? And I was

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 4>like no, and she was like good, Like you will

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 4>become a pill popper if you take antidepressant medication. That's

0:33:10.440 --> 0:33:12.520
<v Speaker 4>something I didn't record. And she went on this long

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 4>tangent about how people that take like depression medication are

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 4>pill poppers and it's evil and sinister, and I was like,

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 4>holy fucked, she's crazy. Like she literally like if I

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 4>was someone who like actually was like mentally unwell, and

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 4>like went there.

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 5>And decided, you said, if you were somebody who was

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:51.600
<v Speaker 5>mentally unwell, now you have put your foot on the.

0:34:01.480 --> 0:34:05.960
<v Speaker 4>Walk to me. Oh the pictures of my jeans that we're.

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Serving a gender reveal right now? Oh yeah, Drew in

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>his sticky jeans.

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:14.400
<v Speaker 5>Bro, something is wrong with Drew's legs because any I

0:34:14.480 --> 0:34:16.520
<v Speaker 5>used to think it was just as other pants, but

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 5>these pants make his legs look funky too.

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll insert it. Oh my god.

0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:28.840
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, we went to Texas for drew sister's wedding.

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 5>I was a fucking hit. Everybody was obsessed with me.

0:34:31.880 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 5>Everybody was so sad.

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 4>When he They literally were. They were like, why does

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:38.760
<v Speaker 4>she stay another day? Like, she can just stay another day.

0:34:40.160 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 4>You're lucky that you're loved and wanted, because it doesn't

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:47.359
<v Speaker 4>feel like I am by my own family. I am

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 4>like the black Sheep. I like go in and everybody's like,

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:53.680
<v Speaker 4>who is he? He changed? And then they make me

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 4>sleep outside also, no, literally they made me sleep outside

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 4>in the rain. But it was like funny that stuff.

0:35:02.239 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 4>I like rain that I don't like sleeping in it.

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:05.320
<v Speaker 4>But it was like a bit. They just like locked

0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:05.840
<v Speaker 4>me out.

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>But they kept you out there all night.

0:35:07.000 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 4>With the dogs. Yeah, put me in a cage.

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:11.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's like a bit. They might actually

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:14.919
<v Speaker 1>really not like you. You're only sixteen. You could call CPS. Still,

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:15.959
<v Speaker 1>there's still time, Brue.

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:17.400
<v Speaker 4>I didn't even fucking think.

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a bit. It's like the bit that we do

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 2>wear spank you.

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you've been silent the whole episode, and those are

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:25.399
<v Speaker 5>the first words you've said.

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I hope you said, like, yeah, rest of not yea rest?

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:29.319
<v Speaker 11>Wait?

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:30.200
<v Speaker 4>What is it? Rest?

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:33.800
<v Speaker 4>What were you fucking saying, oh.

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:38.880
<v Speaker 5>We killed a million frogs by accident sister's wedding Tucker Storm,

0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 5>And we were all walking around in the grass and

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:42.640
<v Speaker 5>then all of us started to look down and there

0:35:42.680 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 5>was a million, tiny, tiny frogs jumping around.

0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 4>It was like a frog, like a super bloom. Like

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 4>I mean, we're not exaggerating. There was thousands, if not

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 4>hundreds of thousands of little baby frogs this big, and

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:57.720
<v Speaker 4>like it was actually so fucking cute for a wedding

0:35:57.760 --> 0:35:59.920
<v Speaker 4>to have those little toads like hopping around and like,

0:36:00.719 --> 0:36:02.799
<v Speaker 4>didn't like the princess kissed the frog or something and

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:04.560
<v Speaker 4>it became a toad or something like that.

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Like, didn't the princess kiss the frog?

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:08.360
<v Speaker 4>Like you know what I'm talking about. Like it was

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 4>like a cute fucking vibe frog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:14.840
<v Speaker 4>was like a cute fucking vibe. And like until we

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 4>realized that we were mashing.

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:18.319
<v Speaker 5>The kids were running around and we were like, oh,

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 5>look at them, and then we were looking at the

0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 5>grass and they were picking up frogs at one point,

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:24.440
<v Speaker 5>and then they started running around and we were like, oh,

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:26.400
<v Speaker 5>that's so cute. And then we started looking down at

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 5>the floor and you could see a million of frogs

0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 5>like jumping around, but they were jumping around trying to

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:32.640
<v Speaker 5>get running away while kids were running through it, just.

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:37.200
<v Speaker 4>Like killing their loved ones, their brothers and sisters.

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't think frogs have the capacity to know like relation, No.

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 2>They don't.

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:44.400
<v Speaker 4>But the wedding was super fucking cute. Congratulations to my

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:49.040
<v Speaker 4>sister and her now husband. I'm glad everybody was able

0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 4>to make it, and I'm so fucking proud of you.

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 5>Also, two things that I made fun of on the podcast,

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 5>and like the same episode.

0:36:58.239 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 4>Did you and the ass?

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:02.879
<v Speaker 1>I made fun of paragliding? Is that what it's called?

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 4>Whatever?

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.239
<v Speaker 1>That fucking big fan.

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.280
<v Speaker 5>I made fun of that one of Drew's family members

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 5>fully does that. And then I made fun of men.

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 5>There was there was like, yeah, there was tension, and

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:18.600
<v Speaker 5>then there was obviously at the wedding, his sister's husband

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.520
<v Speaker 5>was like sobbing, he was like so happy, but it

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:23.439
<v Speaker 5>felt sweeter in person. But I felt so uncomfortable because

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 5>I was like, I made fun of these things back

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:28.399
<v Speaker 5>to back on an episode literally last week, and I'm

0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 5>sitting here in a room of two men committing the

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 5>sins that.

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:32.360
<v Speaker 1>I damned.

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:37.360
<v Speaker 4>Committing the sins that I damned because you're like Satan,

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 4>because you're evil, you're a witch. My is.

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.319
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was a vibe. We made slime and

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>it was so fucking awesome.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 4>We did Flora slime. It was fucking cute. What else happened?

0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 4>And at the our trip because Theenya came to me,

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:07.000
<v Speaker 4>came with me to Texas, My fucking family loves you, bro,

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 4>Like they literally like, dude, it's so funny, like they

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 4>all genuinely think like my extended family that like I don't,

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 4>like I have a relationship, but it's not as close

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 4>as like my close family, but all of them genuinely

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 4>believe that me and you are gonna end up together.

0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, babe, the because Grandma like was like

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 5>say also his grandma was touching up on me, talk

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.839
<v Speaker 5>about that she's just doing like the older woman thing

0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 5>where she's like being like kind and like like her

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:39.680
<v Speaker 5>love language was touched. But I was wearing this dress

0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 5>that had a big slit in it, and she kept

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:45.719
<v Speaker 5>touching my thigh period, and I was just cracking up

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:47.880
<v Speaker 5>in my head because I'm just like sitting there and

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:50.160
<v Speaker 5>she kept calling everybody to introduce me to everybody, but.

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I've met your whole extended family already. So she would

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:55.399
<v Speaker 1>be like, come here, like you need meet andya, she's

0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 1>the best.

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 5>And then they'd be like I know Anya, and then

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:58.640
<v Speaker 5>I'd be like, yeah, I know them, and then they

0:38:58.719 --> 0:39:00.799
<v Speaker 5>she'd be like oh okay, and then kind of like

0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 5>bath them away and.

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Then see who else she can like call over to

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:04.880
<v Speaker 1>talk about me.

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 5>And then she introduced me to somebody I didn't know,

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:09.080
<v Speaker 5>and then she was like, oh, like, how do you

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:09.680
<v Speaker 5>know the family?

0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>And then she cut in and she was like this

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 1>is Drew's better half. Yeah, and then me and Drew

0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:14.879
<v Speaker 1>later on we were.

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:20.279
<v Speaker 4>Like, you're sorry, sorry grandma, sorry grandma.

0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:24.279
<v Speaker 5>Game games, damn gam But it's not too far for

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 5>them to think we'd get married, because we've talked about

0:39:26.280 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 5>that before, so it's not that crazy. But it is

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:32.080
<v Speaker 5>so interesting to think of like older generations. I guess

0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 5>even some people our age, like we just live in

0:39:35.160 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 5>a bubble where we don't find marriage and romantic relationships

0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 5>to be like the epitome of human connection. And for

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.080
<v Speaker 5>a lot of people that's still like top tier and

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:48.440
<v Speaker 5>the thing to like be sawt after Yeah, but what

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 5>was carcking me up is I was like, it's so

0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:53.200
<v Speaker 5>weird to think that, like for some people, there is

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 5>like a sliver of like invalidness to our relationship because

0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 5>we don't fuck. That's literally all that's missing, is like really,

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:04.320
<v Speaker 5>just because we don't hook up anymore.

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say, also, like that's just a facade

0:40:07.680 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 4>we keep up to the public that we don't do that,

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:12.440
<v Speaker 4>but like we keep our sex lives private.

0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we don't do that anymore.

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 4>We keep our sex life private and our private parts

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:20.919
<v Speaker 4>to each other. That fucking suck brouh.

0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:23.840
<v Speaker 5>I was actually thinking other day, I was like, Damn,

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:26.239
<v Speaker 5>our podcast would be ten times more interesting if we

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 5>were people who were like dating around and being foolish

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 5>and like also spoke about those things publicly because there

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:35.439
<v Speaker 5>was like no personal life aspect of this podcast, which

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.600
<v Speaker 5>I enjoy and I think for the most part people like.

0:40:38.040 --> 0:40:41.000
<v Speaker 5>But I was listening to someone else's podcast, I was like, Damn,

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:43.680
<v Speaker 5>they're like going in about their dating life, like y'all

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 5>are like about it, but you literally couldn't put a

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 5>gun to my head and make me say anything about

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 5>my personal life.

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I actually think I would explode. I'd much rather talk

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:51.200
<v Speaker 1>about shit and poop.

0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:54.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. No, literally, sorry, I was like lost in thought,

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:57.840
<v Speaker 4>like thinking about like Tricia Payne, I'm not kidding, like literally,

0:40:57.840 --> 0:40:58.759
<v Speaker 4>I was like, damn, Like.

0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:01.719
<v Speaker 1>She loves us, We're her favorite podcasts.

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but okay. So Also, another thing that happened in

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 4>the last episode is I started talking about basketball, and

0:41:09.760 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 4>people were genuinely shocked that I had ball knowledge.

0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 5>That I'm not talking at things about balls. That's like,

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:19.160
<v Speaker 5>to me, that's the first thing I would think. I'm

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 5>like Drew balls.

0:41:20.120 --> 0:41:29.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, anyways, So anyways, uh no, but I know

0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:32.560
<v Speaker 4>a lot about basketball. It's something I keep to myself

0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:37.239
<v Speaker 4>because no one wants to hear me fucking talk about basketball.

0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:39.320
<v Speaker 2>About basketball?

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:41.799
<v Speaker 4>Okay, good. I was waiting for that. Should I keep?

0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:42.759
<v Speaker 4>Should I talk about it?

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>That's my answer?

0:41:51.960 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 4>So no, No, So Caitlin Clark, Yes, she's the girl,

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:04.240
<v Speaker 4>and I hate to see all the other w I don't.

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 5>Find you talking about women's basketball. Not to me, for

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:08.600
<v Speaker 5>some reason, is less annoying.

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.120
<v Speaker 4>And I love Angel Reese and I love that she's

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:15.439
<v Speaker 4>taking on the villain role and publicly saying which she's

0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:15.960
<v Speaker 4>fine with it.

0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>It is only basketball related. This is insane.

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:38.359
<v Speaker 4>So this is Jalen bruns and Brunson and Josh Hart's podcast.

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:41.200
<v Speaker 5>And this feels like when I would ever sit in

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 5>like a French class and my teacher really wanted me

0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 5>to learn something, and for some reason, it just would

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 5>like bounce off of the like membranes surrounding my brain

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:51.960
<v Speaker 5>like it just doesn't, like it won't, it can't, it

0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 5>will never.

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 4>And you know what's crazy is I would go.

0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 1>To a game.

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 5>I would get a beer and stuff, let's go. That

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:01.440
<v Speaker 5>sounds fun, like getting all cute and like going to.

0:43:01.400 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 4>A game such a pretty note but thank you. I

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:06.520
<v Speaker 4>literally like just saw it for the first time.

0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:09.640
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, that sounds fun. But then that sounds fun

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:11.640
<v Speaker 5>in theory. And then actually having to sit through a

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 5>game because aren't they like three hours long?

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:18.840
<v Speaker 4>That's like baseball. They're not too long, like because isn't.

0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:22.920
<v Speaker 5>There like intermissions and stuff, Like we'd be in the

0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:24.120
<v Speaker 5>stadium for three hours.

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:27.240
<v Speaker 4>There's like halftime. No, but you go to the bathroom

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:29.400
<v Speaker 4>at halftime, you get like your beer at halftime, your

0:43:29.400 --> 0:43:32.000
<v Speaker 4>second beer, and you like just vibe out in chats you're.

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Talking about basketball. Yeah, dude, when we went, I don't

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:36.640
<v Speaker 2>even fuck with sports, but when we went, I was like,

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:38.279
<v Speaker 2>this is kind of sick, Like.

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 4>You get it, like once you go basketball is.

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Like every twenty seconds they're playing like eedm, like whenever

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 2>something's not happening, like people come out and dance for

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:49.880
<v Speaker 2>you and shit, it's like it's it's like the TikTok.

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 5>Subway surfers, Like they're playing subway surfers for you to

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 5>keep you like tuned in.

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:59.960
<v Speaker 4>You know, it's really fucking sad. Is We had Luca

0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 4>Chick and Jalen.

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 11>Brunson, but we did not utilize Jalen Brunson. Right, we

0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 11>traded it into the fucking mix and we did. It

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:12.160
<v Speaker 11>became a fucking super star. And now he's like gonna

0:44:12.160 --> 0:44:13.720
<v Speaker 11>be an All Star, like he's.

0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 4>Gonna he's wait, don't fall because you're gonna cut your hand.

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm done. I'm done.

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:21.440
<v Speaker 1>That was crazy.

0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 4>Wait should I go into stand up?

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you have more stand up? How the fuck do

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:27.239
<v Speaker 1>you have more things to say?

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I got a lot of stand up.

0:44:29.680 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 1>My notes suck.

0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:33.839
<v Speaker 5>People keep tagging me and people who get beat up

0:44:33.840 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 5>by horses now since I mentioned it, So all of

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:40.880
<v Speaker 5>my like tags on TikTok are literally like people getting

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:43.800
<v Speaker 5>beat up by those royal horses. And I actually don't

0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:47.000
<v Speaker 5>understand the obsession with the royal guards and the horses.

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:50.760
<v Speaker 5>Like someone explain it, yeah, someone like in the comments,

0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 5>like just let me know what the fuck is up?

0:44:52.840 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Like what is it? Is it?

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:56.799
<v Speaker 4>Like the outfits, it's the horse girl couture. It's coming back,

0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 4>I swear no.

0:44:57.520 --> 0:45:00.440
<v Speaker 5>But it's like they got those big funky March Simpson hats.

0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:03.160
<v Speaker 5>Like I don't understand why that's the vibe. Like we

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:06.640
<v Speaker 5>need like a like a Renaissance era of those fits, Like.

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 4>We are like a coquette, Like imagine a coquette.

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:12.400
<v Speaker 1>A coquette royal guard. But those horses.

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:14.759
<v Speaker 5>First of all, those horses are being abused because they

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:17.239
<v Speaker 5>have to just stand in a fucking dingy cave all

0:45:17.360 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 5>day and like let humans come up to it.

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:21.319
<v Speaker 4>But like you saw the one that escaped and like

0:45:21.360 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 4>cut its yes, like.

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:25.719
<v Speaker 5>They literally get attacked. But like I need to find

0:45:25.719 --> 0:45:27.239
<v Speaker 5>some of the ones that I've been tagged in. Oh

0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:29.160
<v Speaker 5>I think I've been saving them because I get tagged

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:30.120
<v Speaker 5>in them so.

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:39.360
<v Speaker 4>Much now you don't want to be saved. Don't save ah? Also,

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 4>why do you so humiliating?

0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:43.080
<v Speaker 1>So humiliating, bitch?

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:45.120
<v Speaker 5>If I got hit in the head by a horse,

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:47.239
<v Speaker 5>I would actually end my life.

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:50.600
<v Speaker 4>Like why go Like that's me and this lady's really

0:45:50.600 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 4>cute they did not design. But also the horses like

0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 4>must be able to sense energy and vibes because it

0:45:57.040 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 4>doesn't buy everybody.

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:10.319
<v Speaker 10>Like it is sad, like I am sorry, Like it's

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:10.840
<v Speaker 10>really crazy.

0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:12.080
<v Speaker 4>Every single person trips.

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, everybody gets knocked over because like a horse is

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:18.200
<v Speaker 5>so goddamn strong, but people keep going to take the

0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 5>pictures like I just want to understand the value of

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 5>the picture because it's not.

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know.

0:46:23.719 --> 0:46:26.800
<v Speaker 5>Also, the other thing I wrote down is it's crazy

0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 5>how much like homophobia in the world is as it like.

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:33.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you are the main perpetuator.

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.440
<v Speaker 5>But it's crazy how much like homophobia there is in

0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:40.000
<v Speaker 5>the world where they are like when they are the

0:46:40.000 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 5>most accepting people. Ever, no straight crowd would ever sing

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 5>and cheer like that for Jojo seewaw like the love

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:50.399
<v Speaker 5>given to Jojo Seewah like is so sweet and it's

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 5>so awesome and like at the shows and whatever, even

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:54.040
<v Speaker 5>if it's for like a goof and a gag and

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.920
<v Speaker 5>it's like funny, but like genuinely I want to know

0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:58.480
<v Speaker 5>exactly the way I wrote it down. I was really

0:46:58.560 --> 0:47:00.680
<v Speaker 5>high when I was having this thought, too. I thought

0:47:00.680 --> 0:47:04.319
<v Speaker 5>I was like unlocking something the mystery. Gay people are

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:05.840
<v Speaker 5>so nice, Like at the end of the day, a

0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:08.520
<v Speaker 5>crowd of gay people singing and cheering for Jojo Seawall

0:47:08.640 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 5>is true connection. No, literally, like that is literally like

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:14.600
<v Speaker 5>the meaning of true connection.

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:18.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why you could even hate their kind

0:47:19.440 --> 0:47:23.400
<v Speaker 4>like those people even for a second.

0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know I couldn't either, but I'm like.

0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just think it's interesting how Enya is critiquing

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:33.439
<v Speaker 2>homophobia when she just broke a bottle over a gay

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:34.760
<v Speaker 2>passing man's head.

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Exact way A culturally gay man a.

0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 5>Culturally gay, he's culturally I mean, oh.

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 4>Wait, I was, I was unlocking the keys to the

0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:51.480
<v Speaker 4>fucking universe yesterday. L A is full of straight gay men. No, no, no,

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:55.920
<v Speaker 4>gay straight men. Yeah yeah, l A is full of

0:47:56.520 --> 0:48:00.399
<v Speaker 4>gay straight men. And I am just right.

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:05.719
<v Speaker 1>That's not what you said in the car that we

0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:08.719
<v Speaker 1>literally have the funniest conversation. Because I was saying, how

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:11.399
<v Speaker 1>like what oh I was saying.

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:15.719
<v Speaker 5>It's so interesting the way like mega straight girls talk

0:48:15.800 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 5>about like like COUCHI like, it really is so dark

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:24.240
<v Speaker 5>to me, like this whole like narrative that is based

0:48:24.280 --> 0:48:28.480
<v Speaker 5>in massandry or not massandy, that's based in misogyny and

0:48:28.560 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 5>like just like this weird patriarchal ideology around like women's

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 5>private parts and just like oh, it's so stinky, eh

0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:38.960
<v Speaker 5>fucking fishy, nasty like whatever, which is like funny to

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 5>like just like troll about and like know that it's

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:42.840
<v Speaker 5>not serious, but there are girls out there who are

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 5>literally like I could never eat someone out that is

0:48:45.719 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 5>fucking disgusting, like the way like.

0:48:48.680 --> 0:48:49.359
<v Speaker 4>You neither could.

0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I wait, okay, that's not.

0:48:54.080 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 4>That's not I got the whole squad laughing with that one.

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:01.840
<v Speaker 5>But like the the like the action will like the

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.200
<v Speaker 5>way people talk about it actually freaks me out because

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:06.319
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, first of all, we gotta get down to

0:49:06.400 --> 0:49:08.879
<v Speaker 5>what's up with your Cooter Bronson because that ship must

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:13.200
<v Speaker 5>be reak nation the way you think everyone else is.

0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Like, I actually don't understand it.

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:16.879
<v Speaker 5>And then we were having that conversation where were laughing

0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:18.279
<v Speaker 5>about it, and then I was like, I act like

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:19.879
<v Speaker 5>I don't talk about men like that, So I.

0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was like, girl, you talk about penis is

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:24.320
<v Speaker 4>the exact same way.

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 1>They're barbarians.

0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:30.080
<v Speaker 4>She's just never seen mine. Oh that's literally not true.

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:31.840
<v Speaker 4>That is literally not true.

0:49:32.440 --> 0:49:32.600
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 4>I was thinking about that too, and I was like,

0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 4>it is interesting though, like guys can like look at

0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:38.960
<v Speaker 4>a penis and respect it like straight guys.

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, yeah, exactly.

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:48.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, some wiiners go crazy. Okay, did you guys see

0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:49.759
<v Speaker 2>the video of.

0:49:49.760 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 4>The of your mama getting banged by Drew Phillips. Did

0:49:53.640 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 4>it was number one?

0:49:54.840 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 2>No? The video of the girl?

0:49:57.239 --> 0:49:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was number one trending.

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:02.320
<v Speaker 2>No. She it was a girl who showed her class

0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 2>the podcast. No, I'll send it to you.

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:09.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh that's so scary, and I know everybody.

0:50:08.680 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 2>Is like people in the comments were like, I'm embarrassed

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.360
<v Speaker 2>for you, Like I'm freaking out watching this video.

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 8>No, oh, oh god, I.

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Did see this. I did see this. And then she

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:29.760
<v Speaker 1>did a follow up where she asked everybody.

0:50:29.360 --> 0:50:31.279
<v Speaker 5>And everybody was like, I don't fucking know that shit

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:34.040
<v Speaker 5>was weird, Like I really didn't like that, which freaks

0:50:34.080 --> 0:50:37.360
<v Speaker 5>me out because I don't feel like we're that crazy.

0:50:37.600 --> 0:50:41.080
<v Speaker 4>No, we're horrible, Like I.

0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Don't think we're that Like.

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:48.439
<v Speaker 5>Great, I went crazy, like what like, I'm not that crazy?

0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 11>No.

0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:51.200
<v Speaker 2>There was a girl at the end that was like

0:50:51.560 --> 0:50:54.280
<v Speaker 2>a fan. I think she had merch or something.

0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:58.320
<v Speaker 5>The girl who showed the video, it was like, I

0:50:58.360 --> 0:51:00.400
<v Speaker 5>don't care what they say, like I still like like

0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 5>it literally felt like a piece to cam.

0:51:02.000 --> 0:51:03.680
<v Speaker 1>But like everybody being like I didn't like that. I

0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't like that.

0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:06.600
<v Speaker 5>And then she was like everyone here is crazy. That

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.160
<v Speaker 5>shit as good as fuck. It's funny as fuck.

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:12.160
<v Speaker 4>Really, and listen, listen, listen, listen if you have one

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.520
<v Speaker 4>What did lady gotta say? If there's one person in

0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:15.720
<v Speaker 4>the room that believes in you.

0:51:15.640 --> 0:51:17.839
<v Speaker 1>There could be ninety nine people who don't believe in you,

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:19.839
<v Speaker 1>But if the one person believes in you, you.

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:24.320
<v Speaker 4>Will go fuck exactly exactly. So that's that's the mentality

0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 4>I have from that. All Right, going into stand up?

0:51:29.280 --> 0:51:34.360
<v Speaker 4>Are you all ready? I open with a banger homophobic vinyls,

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:36.280
<v Speaker 4>be like, let me set the record straight.

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:43.279
<v Speaker 1>Wait what because the record like.

0:51:43.480 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 4>A vinyl record player? They say curiosity killed the cat? Well,

0:51:48.480 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 4>who the fuck is curiosity? And why don't they like cats.

0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that one.

0:51:54.960 --> 0:51:57.400
<v Speaker 4>Where do you go to get an almost twenty year

0:51:57.440 --> 0:52:08.120
<v Speaker 4>old illiterate wedding ring? Then that, Oh but my name's Jared.

0:52:08.160 --> 0:52:10.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm nineteen and I never learned how to read diamond store.

0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 1>That's the closest we're gonna get t having Josh on

0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:16.800
<v Speaker 1>the podcast.

0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:22.640
<v Speaker 4>You know, Jared like the diamond store, Jared? Okay, Chipotle

0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:25.480
<v Speaker 4>more like ship Poultle. They have been skimping on the

0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:30.399
<v Speaker 4>topics lately or toppings lately. Home, I'd be like, don't

0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:37.279
<v Speaker 4>be shy, put some more, and then I go into yo.

0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 4>Mama jokes Texas is the biggest state. But Kai's mama

0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:47.880
<v Speaker 4>couldn't fit inside. I was gonna make slime, but I

0:52:48.000 --> 0:52:58.760
<v Speaker 4>grabbed your mama's underwear instead. Oh this one, this one's

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:01.080
<v Speaker 4>super heavy. This one's like you gotta think about this

0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 4>one for a second. Let it set after I say it. Fuck,

0:53:05.840 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm so bad with directions and I hate when I'm

0:53:09.200 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 4>right alone. I get so lost in my thoughts.

0:53:15.920 --> 0:53:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait, wait, I like repeat that. I don't understand.

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:23.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm so bad with directions and I hate when I'm

0:53:24.080 --> 0:53:26.879
<v Speaker 4>right alone. I get so lost in my.

0:53:26.880 --> 0:53:31.359
<v Speaker 2>Thoughts, dude, that one's barely a joke.

0:53:31.800 --> 0:53:36.800
<v Speaker 4>No, left and right, like when I'm left alone, when I'm.

0:53:36.680 --> 0:53:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Right wha What time of day did you write that?

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:44.320
<v Speaker 4>Like on the way to the airport.

0:53:44.360 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 5>So it was like one that doesn't seem like something

0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:49.399
<v Speaker 5>that should have came out of your head like.

0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:51.560
<v Speaker 4>That I was cooking in the backseat of my dad's truck.

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:54.719
<v Speaker 4>Crocs are so funny because they are shoes, but they

0:53:54.800 --> 0:53:58.080
<v Speaker 4>sound like crocodiles. Plus they bite your feet blisters.

0:54:00.320 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, you're I don't know if you're gonna be

0:54:02.120 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 1>allowed to do this next week. You're like really going

0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:05.240
<v Speaker 1>down a scary path.

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<v Speaker 4>Ya, More like get in my belly. I'm so hungry

0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:12.960
<v Speaker 4>I could eat you up. God, more like ky jelly,

0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:13.960
<v Speaker 4>I want to butt fuck you.

0:54:21.000 --> 0:54:23.840
<v Speaker 5>Okay, I don't think I've heard the term, but fucking

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:24.640
<v Speaker 5>so long.

0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>When I was writing it down, I was like, this

0:54:26.719 --> 0:54:32.440
<v Speaker 4>is a banger, like one hundred percent happy bride, y'all,

0:54:32.719 --> 0:54:35.560
<v Speaker 4>and that's the end. Actually I have three more, but

0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:37.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like, wait, I'm gonna read the audience and

0:54:37.600 --> 0:54:41.360
<v Speaker 4>that's a good banger to end on. Yeah, so I'm copying.

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:44.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm copying the ones that I have written down that

0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:45.200
<v Speaker 4>I didn't read.

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 8>That was good.

0:54:51.160 --> 0:54:52.360
<v Speaker 4>In you you should try.

0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:56.719
<v Speaker 1>To embarrass myself. That's a lot harder for me to

0:54:56.760 --> 0:54:56.960
<v Speaker 1>do this.

0:54:57.000 --> 0:54:58.400
<v Speaker 4>It's like for rejection therapy.

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I get rejection therapy all the time because nobody gives

0:55:03.400 --> 0:55:04.160
<v Speaker 1>me enough a dungeon.

0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 4>True true, Oh this sucks. The syop jarin I'm sorry,

0:55:15.200 --> 0:55:20.320
<v Speaker 4>evil doctor seusspie like one fish, two fish, deadfish, bloodfish. Okay,

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:23.800
<v Speaker 4>you sold you sold.

0:55:24.320 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 11>You s bro.

0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:29.640
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm not. That's the one syop I'll get because

0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:30.280
<v Speaker 4>I killed.

0:55:31.000 --> 0:55:33.680
<v Speaker 1>My favorite meme right now is how the fuck you

0:55:33.719 --> 0:55:34.320
<v Speaker 1>hate subway?

0:55:34.320 --> 0:55:37.600
<v Speaker 5>Bitch you made the sandwich? I love that meme so

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:38.640
<v Speaker 5>fucking much.

0:55:40.320 --> 0:55:42.960
<v Speaker 4>Should we do media? Yeah, you're gonna start.

0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:46.719
<v Speaker 5>Well. I've been really scared recently because I've realized my

0:55:46.760 --> 0:55:49.840
<v Speaker 5>family has no video or photo documentation of us before

0:55:49.880 --> 0:55:52.319
<v Speaker 5>the age of like fourteen fifteen, So I actually think

0:55:52.360 --> 0:55:54.400
<v Speaker 5>I might have been kidnapped and put into this family

0:55:54.440 --> 0:55:56.120
<v Speaker 5>because every time I'm like, hey, do you have photos

0:55:56.160 --> 0:55:58.040
<v Speaker 5>of you when you were younger, me when I was younger,

0:55:58.040 --> 0:56:00.400
<v Speaker 5>like our grandma when they were younger, like whatever, whatever,

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 5>everybody says no, and I'm like Okay, I know y'all

0:56:04.239 --> 0:56:06.880
<v Speaker 5>didn't have your bread up something serious, but this is

0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:10.360
<v Speaker 5>fucking fishy, Like why is there? Actually I asked my grandma.

0:56:10.480 --> 0:56:11.880
<v Speaker 5>She had a picture of her when she was like

0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:14.480
<v Speaker 5>twenty seven. By that time, girl, you had to have

0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:17.840
<v Speaker 5>been near a fucking camera. And she was like nope.

0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:22.880
<v Speaker 5>And I was like, do you have, Like okay, when's

0:56:22.880 --> 0:56:24.360
<v Speaker 5>the first time you were getting pictures? She was like,

0:56:24.600 --> 0:56:27.120
<v Speaker 5>probably when you were born. And I was like, girl,

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:30.080
<v Speaker 5>that is funky on that the party? How are there

0:56:30.120 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 5>no fucking pictures? And I can't stand you bitches with

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:34.799
<v Speaker 5>hell a documentation to look back at because I am

0:56:34.800 --> 0:56:37.759
<v Speaker 5>a narcissist and like the best part about documentation is

0:56:37.840 --> 0:56:38.840
<v Speaker 5>that I could look at myself.

0:56:39.400 --> 0:56:41.279
<v Speaker 1>There's no fucking pictures to look at my.

0:56:41.000 --> 0:56:44.920
<v Speaker 4>My dad literally threw away all of the documentation of

0:56:45.040 --> 0:56:49.040
<v Speaker 4>us when we were younger and all my Pokemon cards him.

0:56:49.760 --> 0:56:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh exactly.

0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:54.319
<v Speaker 4>He has a sleep apnea machine. And I farted into

0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:57.759
<v Speaker 4>the air intake every night for like five years.

0:56:57.920 --> 0:56:59.759
<v Speaker 5>Remember how much I used to hate farts. They used

0:56:59.760 --> 0:57:02.279
<v Speaker 5>to make drew so fucking it was fucked up, Like

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:06.960
<v Speaker 5>it was so annoying, Like you didn't go to me seriously,

0:57:07.200 --> 0:57:08.759
<v Speaker 5>like did you actually just do that?

0:57:08.880 --> 0:57:11.360
<v Speaker 4>I didn't come from like a farting family, so like

0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:14.640
<v Speaker 4>they were gross to me. But then I farted once

0:57:14.680 --> 0:57:17.360
<v Speaker 4>in front of everybody, and I got over it.

0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:25.720
<v Speaker 1>You're I feel comfortable enough to.

0:57:25.760 --> 0:57:27.880
<v Speaker 4>Far I'm a soldier. No, thank you guys for that.

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:30.800
<v Speaker 4>Now it's like my go to. But I'll be like, wait,

0:57:30.880 --> 0:57:33.080
<v Speaker 4>it's so quiet, or wait, what does that sound.

0:57:34.400 --> 0:57:34.440
<v Speaker 8>Is?

0:57:34.520 --> 0:57:37.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like such a dad joke to be committing to.

0:57:37.840 --> 0:57:39.440
<v Speaker 5>But like Drew will just be in his room for

0:57:39.480 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 5>like five hours straight, ignoring me and Josie and then

0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:45.160
<v Speaker 5>coming to the room like wait, fuck, I forgot what

0:57:45.200 --> 0:57:45.880
<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say.

0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:47.919
<v Speaker 1>Why did I come in here? And then just fart

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:49.760
<v Speaker 1>and turn around and run away.

0:57:49.960 --> 0:57:54.000
<v Speaker 4>Go back and run in my cellar under under the crib.

0:57:55.880 --> 0:58:03.880
<v Speaker 5>All right, well, shiit media media.

0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Media media media, media.

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:07.919
<v Speaker 5>Media, Sorry if I was quiet this episode, guys, Drew

0:58:07.960 --> 0:58:09.800
<v Speaker 5>started out by concussing.

0:58:09.280 --> 0:58:11.600
<v Speaker 4>Me, so yeah, and then I got concussed.

0:58:12.200 --> 0:58:20.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean dramatic. It's a little bit dramatic, all right.

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:27.000
<v Speaker 5>My media of the week is fuck, dude, I really

0:58:27.040 --> 0:58:32.880
<v Speaker 5>have been listening to the same songs like, uh, why

0:58:32.920 --> 0:58:35.360
<v Speaker 5>should I love you? By Kate Bush, Why should I

0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:39.440
<v Speaker 5>be sad? But you wouldn't know anything.

0:58:39.160 --> 0:58:41.200
<v Speaker 4>About that, sis, I know a lot about.

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:58:42.120 --> 0:58:46.320
<v Speaker 5>Something that's been cracking me up recently is the dramatics

0:58:46.320 --> 0:58:48.560
<v Speaker 5>of when a white person can dance and the reaction

0:58:48.680 --> 0:58:51.760
<v Speaker 5>it gets. Literally has always cracked me up, but recently

0:58:51.760 --> 0:58:54.439
<v Speaker 5>it's been making me laugh so fucking hard because something

0:58:54.480 --> 0:58:56.400
<v Speaker 5>about a white person like dancing with.

0:58:56.320 --> 0:58:59.440
<v Speaker 1>All their might is really fucking funny.

0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:04.120
<v Speaker 5>Like and I like, I understand historically why white people

0:59:04.200 --> 0:59:07.800
<v Speaker 5>are so bad at dancing, but like it is crazy,

0:59:08.240 --> 0:59:08.760
<v Speaker 5>the like.

0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm not bad at dancing.

0:59:11.080 --> 0:59:28.960
<v Speaker 9>Dance, Okay, I'm not doing this.

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:32.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not fucking doing this. I don't have to prove

0:59:32.520 --> 0:59:34.960
<v Speaker 4>myself to anybody, but.

0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:35.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:59:35.440 --> 0:59:37.640
<v Speaker 5>The reactions to it are so amazing. It's like the

0:59:37.680 --> 0:59:40.280
<v Speaker 5>equivalent when a baby speaks its first word. When a

0:59:40.320 --> 0:59:43.040
<v Speaker 5>white person just suddenly shows the world that they can dance,

0:59:43.160 --> 0:59:44.240
<v Speaker 5>everybody's mind as.

0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Well as like, oh my god, good job, and I'm

0:59:46.360 --> 0:59:49.000
<v Speaker 1>so proud of you. That's amazing. I look, you want

0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 1>to try lithium.

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:55.360
<v Speaker 4>I feel like you do good on it. Yeah lithium, Yeah,

0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:56.959
<v Speaker 4>I think you would do y'all are.

0:59:56.840 --> 0:59:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Saying that to offend me, but I actually genuinely think

0:59:58.960 --> 0:59:59.600
<v Speaker 1>it would be really good.

0:59:59.760 --> 1:00:01.640
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm yet, I'm being dad serious.

1:00:03.080 --> 1:00:04.440
<v Speaker 1>So you think I'm fucking crazy?

1:00:04.640 --> 1:00:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Also really quick, guys, we've seen the comments. We've

1:00:08.120 --> 1:00:11.640
<v Speaker 2>seen people begging for a Kai cam, and uh, everyone

1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:13.520
<v Speaker 2>at the studio respects me. So they're gonna set me

1:00:13.560 --> 1:00:14.520
<v Speaker 2>up with a really nice camera.

1:00:14.960 --> 1:00:16.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so the excited y'all.

1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:19.320
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's been a long time coming.

1:00:19.360 --> 1:00:21.200
<v Speaker 1>So who said they respect you?

1:00:21.600 --> 1:00:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Just like the whole team. They all were like, oh,

1:00:23.880 --> 1:00:24.520
<v Speaker 2>hey hear that one?

1:00:24.520 --> 1:00:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Did they?

1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Your body's great? We respect you.

1:00:26.400 --> 1:00:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, they wait.

1:00:27.320 --> 1:00:30.240
<v Speaker 4>Kai's body is tea right now, y'all. He has like as.

1:00:30.480 --> 1:00:33.240
<v Speaker 5>When I got here, they were like, oh, we want

1:00:33.240 --> 1:00:34.440
<v Speaker 5>to show you a picture, and then they're like, wait,

1:00:34.480 --> 1:00:36.280
<v Speaker 5>we can't, we can't. When I walked away, they were like, wow,

1:00:36.360 --> 1:00:38.280
<v Speaker 5>you look so good, and they were standing over Kai's

1:00:38.280 --> 1:00:40.200
<v Speaker 5>phone and I was like, y'all are literally gay, Like

1:00:40.280 --> 1:00:42.600
<v Speaker 5>y'all are literally all in a like showing off your

1:00:42.600 --> 1:00:45.440
<v Speaker 5>watching said there's anything bad with it? Like, it's not wrong.

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:47.800
<v Speaker 5>I want to clarify I'm not homophobic.

1:00:47.840 --> 1:00:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I just don't like Drew me and Drew.

1:00:50.760 --> 1:00:51.320
<v Speaker 2>There's a perier.

1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:52.520
<v Speaker 5>Boy.

1:00:54.800 --> 1:00:56.480
<v Speaker 2>There's a peer where me and Drew just sending each

1:00:56.480 --> 1:00:57.680
<v Speaker 2>other progress pictures.

1:00:57.960 --> 1:01:00.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, back and forth, and I have them in my

1:01:00.560 --> 1:01:03.120
<v Speaker 4>folder hidden my product. It was kays.

1:01:03.920 --> 1:01:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we have a shared album.

1:01:06.000 --> 1:01:09.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, okay. My media is a Lady Gaga in

1:01:10.040 --> 1:01:13.520
<v Speaker 4>my room, Langley Kids Choir, Snow Queen of Texas, the

1:01:13.560 --> 1:01:16.919
<v Speaker 4>Mamas and the Papas. And then I finally saw Bottoms

1:01:17.320 --> 1:01:19.480
<v Speaker 4>and it was worth the weight and worth the hype.

1:01:19.640 --> 1:01:22.880
<v Speaker 4>But I watched it on my iPhone screen on the airplane,

1:01:23.000 --> 1:01:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Like this, bitch, I didn't even fucking talk about the

1:01:26.560 --> 1:01:28.080
<v Speaker 4>people next to me on the fucking plane.

1:01:28.120 --> 1:01:28.240
<v Speaker 8>Bro.

1:01:29.080 --> 1:01:31.880
<v Speaker 4>No, I'll talk about it next week, bro, like remind me.

1:01:32.040 --> 1:01:34.600
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Drew was too busy fucking running is goddamn

1:01:34.640 --> 1:01:36.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking mouth this whole episode. I didn't get a guy.

1:01:36.720 --> 1:01:41.280
<v Speaker 1>You're mad, You're mad, You're mad. Oh.

1:01:41.480 --> 1:01:45.640
<v Speaker 5>I did watch Anatomy of a Fall, and I really

1:01:45.760 --> 1:01:49.920
<v Speaker 5>liked it. And I watched Children of a Lesser God,

1:01:50.120 --> 1:01:53.520
<v Speaker 5>which I liked the lead actress. Not only am I

1:01:53.560 --> 1:01:56.600
<v Speaker 5>one in love with her too, she.

1:01:56.600 --> 1:01:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Did such a good job.

1:01:57.960 --> 1:02:00.560
<v Speaker 5>Three It is just like a classical movie where the

1:02:00.600 --> 1:02:04.800
<v Speaker 5>guy is like kind of fucking annoying. Like, oh, any

1:02:04.880 --> 1:02:07.400
<v Speaker 5>movie with like a male love interest before the year

1:02:07.440 --> 1:02:10.000
<v Speaker 5>of like twenty seventeen is fucking like.

1:02:11.600 --> 1:02:17.920
<v Speaker 4>The Turing Test. Kai, what's the test? The Turing test,

1:02:16.360 --> 1:02:19.840
<v Speaker 4>the test, the rectal.

1:02:19.560 --> 1:02:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Test, Like there are certain movies it's just very like

1:02:24.560 --> 1:02:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Manic Pixie dream.

1:02:25.520 --> 1:02:29.160
<v Speaker 5>Girl, Like she's so like lost and I can fix her,

1:02:29.440 --> 1:02:34.600
<v Speaker 5>but she ate down and she is like so pretty.

1:02:36.760 --> 1:02:42.080
<v Speaker 1>It's her Sigourney Weaver, Sigourney's Beaver. That's her name.

1:02:42.520 --> 1:02:44.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, oh my god, my, I'm not gonna

1:02:44.000 --> 1:02:46.720
<v Speaker 5>remember her name. She's from fucking what's it called, Boys

1:02:46.760 --> 1:02:47.280
<v Speaker 5>Don't Cry?

1:02:48.000 --> 1:02:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Get

1:02:49.360 --> 1:02:50.800
<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait guys, wait, wait wait wait.

1:02:50.800 --> 1:02:52.360
<v Speaker 4>The Frank Ocean magazine.

1:02:54.000 --> 1:02:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up. I look at Boyd's boyds Don't Cry.

1:02:59.320 --> 1:03:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Fucking what's her name?

1:03:01.200 --> 1:03:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Hilary Swank more like Hilary Skank.

1:03:06.680 --> 1:03:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 11>Mm hm