Speaker 1: Hey, guys, what's up, dude? I needed to let that
Speaker 1: out so bad.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 3: You know, earlier this.
Speaker 1: Morning drop off right for the updoirs.
Speaker 4: Was like, and you know it's crazy, and yet thank
Speaker 4: you for that, because this morning I woke up and
Speaker 4: I said, I hope I laughed today because I haven't
Speaker 4: been laughing recently, and you made me laugh. Thank you.
Speaker 5: You're literally you will spend like a single day alone
Speaker 5: all day and then be like, I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have left in my life.
Speaker 4: I don't laugh anymore. I don't think I've laughed in
Speaker 4: a year, truly, truly.
Speaker 5: Okay, but seriously, for we started this episode, I want
Speaker 5: to say this to you guys, but especially to true
Speaker 5: give me your hand, Happy Pride.
Speaker 1: I love you, so.
Speaker 4: Don't fucking play with me. Don't fucking play with me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was. I didn't even say anything else.
Speaker 1: I just said, happy Pride.
Speaker 4: All right, we're back, y'all.
Speaker 1: Alright, guys, I have to go to the er. But
Speaker 1: crazy is last time I went to the e R
Speaker 1: is when.
Speaker 5: Our apartment the incident happened at the apartment, which one
Speaker 5: you were in a neck brace. I was all touted
Speaker 5: up oh yeah, the last episode we did at the apartment.
Speaker 5: That was the last time I went to the r
Speaker 5: and they said the same thing this time. They were like,
Speaker 5: thank god you're straight, so you're fine and you're amazing.
Speaker 1: That's all they said. It was weird.
Speaker 4: Can you give me the gotten?
Speaker 5: No? I think I think they're really good at what
Speaker 5: they do. So then why for being truthful?
Speaker 4: For being hateful, for being a hateful.
Speaker 2: Hospital she went to the Westboro Baptist.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I love that place. Oh wait wait, I
Speaker 4: love that church. I love that church.
Speaker 5: Well, with that being the start of the episode, I
Speaker 5: love this back and forth that's unraveling between us and
Speaker 5: Tricia where it's like every other week we're just talking
Speaker 5: about each other.
Speaker 1: Lightly.
Speaker 4: I haven't even seen this clip yet.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to play for Drew. He hasn't seen it.
Speaker 5: I woke up and I had a text that said
Speaker 5: Tricia talked about us, So I immediately went and my
Speaker 5: nosey ass was checking, and this is what she had
Speaker 5: to say.
Speaker 1: We were a part of her maternity obsession.
Speaker 6: I don't know that'session. I was watching in order to
Speaker 6: intercome because I saw any Andrew they were talking.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 7: Did you check your DMS from Drew?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: Oh, he talked about he said, if Tricia ever looks
Speaker 7: at my DMS from h Yes, I thought.
Speaker 1: That, but I don't think he did.
Speaker 6: I think I checked.
Speaker 1: I don't think he did.
Speaker 7: I think it was making but I don't know because
Speaker 7: for Ted, maybe I feel like after a while they
Speaker 7: expired because I definitely have dms, had a few times
Speaker 7: and the only one that was in there was one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I literally saw one from him. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: that's so iconic. So I saw them talking about They
Speaker 6: were so nice because I truly didn't know when we
Speaker 6: talked about the shirt that I told your shirt from
Speaker 6: Challengers and how the ceiling fell on them and I
Speaker 6: don't know who they are, but they were like so
Speaker 6: nice because like so many people get offended if I say, like, look,
Speaker 6: there's five million podcasts out there. I'm sure most people
Speaker 6: don't know. A lot of people don't know who I am.
Speaker 6: I mean a lot of people do, but a lot
Speaker 6: of people probably don't know. Be like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: I can't put they don't know who I am, Like
Speaker 6: just people just don't know. So they were super nice
Speaker 6: about it because, like I didn't know who they were,
Speaker 6: and you enlightened me and I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 6: love them.
Speaker 1: They're great.
Speaker 6: That sounds iconic and they were really nice. They were
Speaker 6: like they're like, oh yeah, like it was cool she
Speaker 6: mentioned us or whatever. So then I was like, let
Speaker 6: me watch Intercome and then I started watching it and
Speaker 6: I actually really loved pull to them and I was like, shout.
Speaker 4: Out to them.
Speaker 6: And I love their podcast. I love that their podcast
Speaker 6: is like not boring like so manyodcast couples podcasts, I
Speaker 6: don't know whatever podcasts. I get bored of them after
Speaker 6: a while. I've been watching pretty basic, unfiltered whatever that
Speaker 6: one is watching that, but but I'm ready it comes funny,
Speaker 6: like they're funny. They have a good like they're not
Speaker 6: in a relationship, right, I don't believe so is he
Speaker 6: a I know?
Speaker 4: We don't know.
Speaker 1: Look, she has such a good responsive is he A
Speaker 1: don't I don't know? She said we alredy expect my
Speaker 1: life and it's pride.
Speaker 4: Mon, No, that is so fucking sick.
Speaker 5: I'm like realizing that I think I have like a
Speaker 5: weirdly like not parasocial because I'm not like she's not
Speaker 5: somebody who like feel like I'm friends with. But you
Speaker 5: know how there's certain celebrities who we always talk about,
Speaker 5: like it takes so much for me to be like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I can't believe this person. But the
Speaker 5: smile on my face watching that this morning, I was like,
Speaker 5: this is a bit jarring.
Speaker 1: How happy this is.
Speaker 4: It literally felt like when I saw Beyonce in concert
Speaker 4: for the like I'm not kidding, like the way I
Speaker 4: was like welling up and I was just like, wait,
Speaker 4: I did not know I love this person. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: she's so like mother Goose, like she has like maternal vibes.
Speaker 5: Also, congrats on the birth of Elvis, which is a
Speaker 5: really cute girl name.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, I mean.
Speaker 5: So I'm not the only buddy person who uh, I'm
Speaker 5: not the only buddy.
Speaker 4: I'm not the only person the only buddy And what
Speaker 4: does that mean.
Speaker 5: I'm not the only person who associates you with pride.
Speaker 5: And I don't think you're gonna smash a vase on
Speaker 5: Trisha's head.
Speaker 1: So it's just like.
Speaker 4: Coming to my studio that you say anything anything, You're
Speaker 4: getting a bottle next, Like, I don't play.
Speaker 5: We need to give Balabu a breakaway bottle. And let
Speaker 5: her break it on her head.
Speaker 4: Yeahn well that was fucking sick and a great way
Speaker 4: to start this episode because that's some other boost and
Speaker 4: other boots, right right, Well, spiders have been attacking me
Speaker 4: in my bed and you finally saw it. She thought
Speaker 4: I was like fucking tripping, But like, no, I swear
Speaker 4: to God, being one of.
Speaker 1: Those annoying bitches is like their only crime is being small.
Speaker 4: Well no, I was like that. I genuinely was like, damn,
Speaker 4: their only crime is being small. Like if a spider's
Speaker 4: in my room, I won't kill it because I'm like,
Speaker 4: you deserve to live and you're protecting me and your
Speaker 4: spirits are nice. But y'all, they've like started like attacking
Speaker 4: me in my bed, and I think I talked about
Speaker 4: it on a past episode, but like I will see
Speaker 4: them like crawling on my window seal by my bed
Speaker 4: and they'll run across and then disappear, and I'm just
Speaker 4: like whatever, like crawling in my ear in my mouth
Speaker 4: and I sleep like I literally don't give a fuck,
Speaker 4: Like it's not that deep, Like spiders are empty calories anyways,
Speaker 4: Like what the fuck? But like this fucking spider was
Speaker 4: like attacking me in my bed like I was gonna
Speaker 4: let it live, and it ran at me like really
Speaker 4: fucking fast. So I smashed it with a book and
Speaker 4: then I told any about it and she was like, girl,
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up. And I was like, no, literally,
Speaker 4: they're a spider. Like they're all attacking me, They're coming
Speaker 4: from me, Like it's crazy. It is actually insane, like
Speaker 4: being like the type of person that I am, like
Speaker 4: a very athetic person that like gets used a lot.
Speaker 1: Just in to do with spider.
Speaker 4: I just get used and abused and thrown out to
Speaker 4: the curb. But that was a random tangent. But anyways,
Speaker 4: this fucking spider and it was in my room and
Speaker 4: we were just chilling and I pointed it out. And
Speaker 4: they're all the same fucking size, which is really creepy,
Speaker 4: Like they're all and I'm starting to think it might
Speaker 4: be the same spider over and over again and they
Speaker 4: just survive.
Speaker 5: I don't fucking or you might find that those spiders
Speaker 5: grow to that size and that's their adults.
Speaker 4: And then they start attacking me. They all did their job,
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like you are always like, oh,
Speaker 1: protect bugs, but no, their whole goal is to bite you.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Literally, it was like actually so scary and you saw
Speaker 4: it and you had to kill him for me because
Speaker 4: I felt really bad about killing him.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I smushed the fuck out of that.
Speaker 4: Mine into my bed sheets, left a blood stain on
Speaker 4: my bed, like it was nasty. And then you know
Speaker 4: what I did. Every spider that I kill now in
Speaker 4: my bed enter around my bed, I put them on
Speaker 4: the windows that they come from, and I just have
Speaker 4: them laying there one by.
Speaker 1: To start eating them.
Speaker 5: No, if they literally it's gonna be like air dried,
Speaker 5: like fucking Chris.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like freeze dried spiders. Yeah no, but I
Speaker 4: put them there as a warning sign. I'm like, look,
Speaker 4: if you come near me, I will kill you. And
Speaker 4: like now they have it's like the standard ground law
Speaker 4: in Florida, Like don't enter my fucking space because I'll
Speaker 4: smush your ass like fucking immediately. But yeah, I've just
Speaker 4: been like attacked by spiders. And then I found out
Speaker 4: that like putting bugs outside like is actually deadly to
Speaker 4: them because they're.
Speaker 1: Acclimated that you're like evicting.
Speaker 4: Them from Yeah. Yeah, I'm like literally destroying their lives
Speaker 4: and killing them immediately. But so this is a message
Speaker 4: to all the spiders out there, don't fucking play with me,
Speaker 4: Like literally, don't fucking play.
Speaker 1: Do you like think we have Like there's a few.
Speaker 4: Spider listeners, like, for sure, can I get the Tom
Speaker 4: Hollenberger hold the spiders? Can I get the H two
Speaker 4: O Burger with the mermaid tail sauce?
Speaker 5: Well, the other day in the car with Drew, he
Speaker 5: said something and I was like, I'm not kidding. If
Speaker 5: you did, meth, I genuinely think you would solve a
Speaker 5: lot of problems, like.
Speaker 1: The way that it like a lot sometimes.
Speaker 4: No, seriously, get me.
Speaker 1: Meth Okay, I know, and now you're like too eager.
Speaker 5: At first you were like ill, No, I would never,
Speaker 5: And now it seems like you've been thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I just know.
Speaker 4: Can we move on?
Speaker 5: Well? Also, I have so many All of my notes
Speaker 5: are about Drew right now, because all we've been doing
Speaker 5: is laying in his bed and hanging out. And when
Speaker 5: we were sitting in his bed watching tiktoks the other night,
Speaker 5: he got one of those.
Speaker 1: Jared had to let me go through his drafts because
Speaker 1: now I know it's full of shit like that.
Speaker 5: First of all, you got one of a TikTok that
Speaker 5: I was like, your career is about to take off
Speaker 5: in a magnificent way.
Speaker 1: And he used the sound and posted it on private.
Speaker 5: And then there was another TikTok that it was like
Speaker 5: it was like a money spread TikTok, and he was
Speaker 5: I claim, I just I'm looking at my phone.
Speaker 1: I hear claim claim claim.
Speaker 4: I'm claiming this energy. I'm claiming this energy. Claim claim
Speaker 4: claim claiming, manifesting, manifesting, claiming, claiming this energy, manifesting.
Speaker 1: This I claim, I claim, I clailaim.
Speaker 4: I claim only the good parts, only the good part.
Speaker 1: And he literally has been doing that. And he also,
Speaker 1: oh wait, you went to a psychic.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, I need we need to finish this.
Speaker 4: So if you go through my private because they always say, like,
Speaker 4: use this sound, it can be private. So I put
Speaker 4: it on private and I just use it like in
Speaker 4: the darkness with a like showing my face, and I
Speaker 4: have the sound and I upload it and it's a
Speaker 4: fucking vibe. But the ones that pissed me off the
Speaker 4: fucking most is when it's like your mother will die
Speaker 4: in six hours if you don't use this sound, so
Speaker 4: I just started clicking. Not interested on it, but I
Speaker 4: used to like scroll by really quick, like I didn't
Speaker 4: see it.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 5: I don't believe in it, but I do catch myself
Speaker 5: scrolling by really quick, like I like, if I don't
Speaker 5: finish it, it doesn't count on me.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the chain mail like Carmen winn stadshit
Speaker 4: like that. That's like the modern day version of that,
Speaker 4: and they're all just like view and interaction farming, and
Speaker 4: it fucking works.
Speaker 5: But it's so annoying that like that's the new era
Speaker 5: of it, because it felt so much more real when
Speaker 5: you were getting a text like that sent directly to
Speaker 5: your phone that was so jarring, Like getting a text
Speaker 5: up was like, if you don't send this to twenty people,
Speaker 5: your best friend is going to die in their sleep.
Speaker 4: I would not be sending that to twenty people, like,
Speaker 4: not even close, not even one person would get that
Speaker 4: if if it meant my best friend is dying, like
Speaker 4: I'm letting that bitch die, I'm right.
Speaker 1: Here, I think, are you talking about me?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh well, if there was a text that was.
Speaker 4: The sexy guy in your life, if you don't send
Speaker 4: the sexy guy will die. Of course it would be me.
Speaker 1: No, I think there's other people who could take that category.
Speaker 5: Okai, No, what actually now that I said that, I
Speaker 5: can't think of a single man in my life who
Speaker 5: I would ever describe as sex.
Speaker 4: Is there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's like plenty of sexy girls.
Speaker 4: Maybe this month is for you too, Bed No, that's.
Speaker 1: Just that doesn't even see how that does even sound
Speaker 1: right when I say it to you, something about that
Speaker 1: like rings true When.
Speaker 4: You say it about me, it's like that doesn't even don't.
Speaker 1: It's like the manifesting.
Speaker 5: So it's like, Okay, you think you think you're gonna
Speaker 5: trick me. I need to know about the psychicic and
Speaker 5: you need to do it now because also now I'm
Speaker 5: thinking about the audio message you sent me last night.
Speaker 5: This is just the Drew episode because you've just been
Speaker 5: such a funny person this week, and usually you're really
Speaker 5: like sad and boring and awful to be around, and
Speaker 5: like I have to like make sure I separate from him,
Speaker 5: but this week you were on like an.
Speaker 4: Okay one Okay, damn. Drew Phillips Catching Catching Stray's episode,
Speaker 4: Drew Phillips Being Skinny episode wait, when's that right fucking now, babe,
Speaker 4: Wait do.
Speaker 1: We have that kind of technology?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, wait, I just laughed. I literally
Speaker 4: just laughed, y'all. Holy fuck, holy shit, we broke the curse. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I've been getting callings recently from like the beyond,
Speaker 4: and it started with in the front end. It started
Speaker 4: with hallucinogens. And I said this last time, like every
Speaker 4: like five years, like I get a calling to like
Speaker 4: try one. Probably not in the headspace to do that
Speaker 4: right now, of course not. But when I was sixteen
Speaker 4: it felt very real. Forum but ye know the calling
Speaker 4: is called addiction. No, every five years, I would get
Speaker 4: a calling and then I would do it, and then
Speaker 4: it would shift my reality and fuck me up for
Speaker 4: four years and completely melt my fucking brain. Well, I
Speaker 4: got a calling from a sidekick recently, like I just
Speaker 4: like I felt the need to go and I had
Speaker 4: never been before, and I was like, fuck, dude, there's
Speaker 4: one like.
Speaker 5: Right up the shad even had your like tarot cards, right, No, no.
Speaker 4: Or maybe maybe yet. Yeah. At the when I was
Speaker 4: at my best friend Bella's event, she had like a
Speaker 4: tarot card reader. Yeah, like me and Bella had like
Speaker 4: we're really close, and she like had tarot card reading,
Speaker 4: like she's like basically my best friend, and.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, you mean the event I was invited to
Speaker 1: and I put.
Speaker 4: You down on the list and then you didn't go,
Speaker 4: and then we just had like the night out on
Speaker 4: the town. That's my girl, y'all.
Speaker 5: I actually that was like one of those moments I
Speaker 5: had fomo because it sounded like all of our friends
Speaker 5: were together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really fun.
Speaker 5: I oh, now that I remember, I had a way
Speaker 5: better night because my friends are evil and they make
Speaker 5: me feel awful.
Speaker 4: I was going to say. I was going to say,
Speaker 4: it really was potentially the greatest night of my life.
Speaker 4: And I feel like it would have been the greatest
Speaker 4: night of your life if you were there, just like
Speaker 4: the vibes were there, the drinks were flowing.
Speaker 1: Just like not believing it because you're like not happy.
Speaker 4: Like the party bus location, location, next club, next club,
Speaker 4: Like it was a movie. It was a fucking movie.
Speaker 4: But what oh oh oh I I decided. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I want to go to a psychic really really fucking badly.
Speaker 4: I've never been.
Speaker 5: Also, he was trying to convince me to go with
Speaker 5: him for like two hours straight.
Speaker 1: He was like what are you doing?
Speaker 5: And I was like I need to go eat and
Speaker 5: he was like, way, but we should go to a
Speaker 5: sidekick that sounds fun. And I was like I don't
Speaker 5: want to go, and then he's like no, but what
Speaker 5: if you like, oh, they're gonna say something so good?
Speaker 1: And I was like no, yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like let's fucking go, like come on, like,
Speaker 4: let's turn up. And I was like, there was one
Speaker 4: right up the shoot from my house that I've seen
Speaker 4: for the last five years. And then I finally called them.
Speaker 4: They didn't answer my call the first time I called,
Speaker 4: and that this was like after I was begging you
Speaker 4: out to go. And then I called them back and
Speaker 4: then they were like oh no, no, no, this was before
Speaker 4: because I already had my time slot. But then I
Speaker 4: called him back and they answered and it was so spooky,
Speaker 4: wooky vibe. She was like very mystical feeling, and I
Speaker 4: was like, fuck, like this is very like authentic, like
Speaker 4: this is about to be a vibe. So right up
Speaker 4: the street from her house like in a regular ass home.
Speaker 4: So I make the appointment for an hour later, get there.
Speaker 5: Oh crazy bars, you didn't go to one that's like
Speaker 5: in an office space or like a storefront space. This
Speaker 5: is one that we've passed forever, and it's a house.
Speaker 5: It's like a house on the side of the road
Speaker 5: with a big sign.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I like pull up, and immediately I have
Speaker 4: like a gnarly gut feeling. I'm like, Oh, something bad
Speaker 4: is like genuinely about to happen. Like I was literally like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be kidnapped. But then I remember it. I'm
Speaker 4: a sixteen year old boy that looks like a twenty
Speaker 4: six year old man, So I was like, they're not
Speaker 4: gonna fucking kidnap me, Like what the fuck? Like I
Speaker 4: look older than I actually am. Y'all, I don't get
Speaker 4: carted for alcohol anymore. But I'm only sixteen, so.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: But anyways, I pull up, I go through the front door.
Speaker 4: It's really fucking creepy vibes, and I walk into literally.
Speaker 1: Anybody who comes into our apartment. I go up the
Speaker 1: front door.
Speaker 4: It's really creepy, like bad functuay, bad punk shuay. I
Speaker 4: open the front door and I am greeted with just
Speaker 4: a family home with like a child and a man
Speaker 4: running around like chasing after their daughter. Like wrangling her
Speaker 4: to get her out of like the living room, and
Speaker 4: then there was like the shitty little desk in the corner.
Speaker 4: We sit at the desk and she's like, how do
Speaker 4: you want to do this? What do you want? And
Speaker 4: I was just like, I just want my past present
Speaker 4: in future, Like I don't I don't know if there's
Speaker 4: anything you can do for that, and she was like yeah,
Speaker 4: and then she like listed all the prices out and
Speaker 4: then I was like, fuck, like this shit is expensive,
Speaker 4: Like no, I'll get to that. I paid one hundred
Speaker 4: dollars for thirty minutes. Let's just start that.
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, you should have just gone to
Speaker 1: fucking therapy.
Speaker 4: I know, literally read me, read me to fucking filth
Speaker 4: in the comments because I know that is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 4: But I was just like I'm already there, like I'm
Speaker 4: going to talk about it on the podcast. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess how do you get there and be like
Speaker 1: oh wow? And then leave her house?
Speaker 4: Literally? Literally?
Speaker 5: I guess any real adult who has no movie prine
Speaker 5: capacity probably would have any dignity.
Speaker 4: But anyway, she starts didndity. She starts the reading and
Speaker 4: I could immediately tell this is like so phony and
Speaker 4: she's not like a real sidekick, like I do believe that,
Speaker 4: like there are people that are mediums, but like it
Speaker 4: is funny that every single famous medium is a white
Speaker 4: woman in her late forties, bored his fuck housewife, like
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Like look at all every single
Speaker 4: one of them on Yelp was a white woman. And
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, like this cannot be this, this
Speaker 4: is not the tea. But anyways, I pull up, I
Speaker 4: sit down, and I immediately am like, fuck, dude, like
Speaker 4: what did I get myself into? Cause I am like
Speaker 4: already crying laughing at the shit she's saying. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: damn dude, like I have to like get out of this.
Speaker 4: And then I anyways, long story short or long story
Speaker 4: even longer because it's already been a long story. She
Speaker 4: starts reading my cards and like she starts saying like
Speaker 4: the funniest shit ever. And I wasn't a voice memo
Speaker 4: recording in the beginning because I just forgot. And then
Speaker 4: ten minutes in she she called me a very very
Speaker 4: weak person. She said, I am a very very weak
Speaker 4: minded leader. Also, I gave her a fake name and
Speaker 4: a fake birthday and all this shit because I wanted
Speaker 4: to see if she was authentic. She called me a
Speaker 4: very weak person, and so I started screen recording, and
Speaker 4: she like went on to just beraide me for being
Speaker 4: like a terrible, terrible person. She was like, you are
Speaker 4: a bad person, like you are weak. There's nothing you
Speaker 4: can do to fix it. And I kept asking her
Speaker 4: like three years of laughter. I was like, how do
Speaker 4: I fix this? How do I fix this? And she's like,
Speaker 4: we'll get to that. We'll get to that. And basically
Speaker 4: it was like, you're just.
Speaker 5: Trying to extend past thirty minutes. So she'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 5: the time is well.
Speaker 4: No, I was supposed to have an hour, but she
Speaker 4: ended it at thirty minutes because she got mad at me.
Speaker 4: But anyways, because I was I mean, I was literally
Speaker 4: crying laughing dude, like I could not and like I
Speaker 4: was like acting like I was crying. I just like
Speaker 4: just all over the mic, I just everywhere. But I
Speaker 4: was like crying laughing because I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 4: this is so funny. But I was like trying to
Speaker 4: act like I was crying. But then she started saying
Speaker 4: that I was surrounded by evil and like I'm going
Speaker 4: to try to find it in the voice memo. No,
Speaker 4: that's all I could think about was like, literally, y'all
Speaker 4: you need to be.
Speaker 3: You need someone to be able to tell you exactly
Speaker 3: what are these types of things that I need to
Speaker 3: be able to do in my life? What are these
Speaker 3: things that to be able to achieve in Because there
Speaker 3: is no protection around you. Surprisingly there is not, because
Speaker 3: it's where are you currently working? The reason why that
Speaker 3: I say that, it's because I truly feel there's a
Speaker 3: lot of jealous people around you. So many people are
Speaker 3: jealous of you. So many people are jealous of your success.
Speaker 3: A lot of people are honestly jealous upon who the
Speaker 3: person you really are. And these are people that you
Speaker 3: are not friends with, no, but these are definitely people
Speaker 3: that see you on social media.
Speaker 4: I don't fuck with you around whoever it is.
Speaker 3: You understand me, because there is someone with instead of
Speaker 3: your life of trying to honestly take you down and
Speaker 3: negative energy, negative energy just trying to attack you.
Speaker 4: Spirits that are trying to attack me.
Speaker 3: Because of the jealousy, the jealousy.
Speaker 1: Because of the jealousy, the jealousy.
Speaker 3: And for that reason, you need to have a lot
Speaker 3: of protection around you so that there's no jealous or
Speaker 3: interference with inside of your life but inside of your
Speaker 3: business because.
Speaker 5: I don't see did you give you any advice on
Speaker 5: the advice.
Speaker 4: Yes, but that leads me to the next part. Basically,
Speaker 4: she started saying that, like since birth, my mother like
Speaker 4: passed on evil energy to me. And she was like,
Speaker 4: how's your relationship with your mom? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's like fantastic and she was like, oh, well, like
Speaker 4: she held on to like a lot of evil, sinister
Speaker 4: energy and she passed that on to you, basically saying
Speaker 4: that this is all my mom's fault, that like I
Speaker 4: have evil spirits attached to me and you better count
Speaker 4: your literally literally like fuck you mom. That's what I was.
Speaker 4: I called her yesterday and then missed her callback and
Speaker 4: then called her on the way here, and that's what
Speaker 4: I need to talk to her about. And then I
Speaker 4: realized at the end of it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I know what she's doing, and so I caught on
Speaker 4: and it was basically her like trying to upseil me
Speaker 4: on all of this other shit that she can do.
Speaker 4: She was saying that like I'm weak. I have evil
Speaker 4: spirits like attacking me. There's jealous people in my life
Speaker 4: and the only way to get rid of them is
Speaker 4: to come back to me or stay after today and
Speaker 4: get like a chakra cleansing, a cleansing, a meditation session,
Speaker 4: like all this shit. And she was just like when
Speaker 4: I told her, I was like, no, I have to
Speaker 4: be somewhere after this. Her vibe completely shifted and then
Speaker 4: I was like, oh fuck, she really is phony and
Speaker 4: this is all a ploy to get me to join
Speaker 4: her church. She kept talking. Then I started looking around
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh wow, there is like a
Speaker 4: lot of Jesus memorabilia around for like a psidekick, Like
Speaker 4: that's really interesting. And then she went on this long
Speaker 4: tangent about how like I need to find God in
Speaker 4: Jesus the Holy Power, and that like that's the only
Speaker 4: way they can save you, along with my cleansing and
Speaker 4: chaku cleansing. And she was like, I don't do any voodoo.
Speaker 4: I don't do any like hexting. I don't do none
Speaker 4: of that shit. Like it's literally just like the power
Speaker 4: the other the power of God. And she was like
Speaker 4: you should come with me at some point, like to
Speaker 4: my church and like, at first, I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: was this like a cult or something?
Speaker 1: But wait, should I go as undercover?
Speaker 5: And she does the same thing, Yes, and yeah, I
Speaker 5: go in and she's like, you're amazing. You're surrounded by love,
Speaker 5: except one evil entity that's living in your home with you.
Speaker 5: And then she's like, oh my god, and you're no.
Speaker 5: She's like, your cat loves you.
Speaker 1: There's something. Oh it's you, and she's like, and that
Speaker 1: person's very weak.
Speaker 4: Well, this evil entity will burn down your fucking house
Speaker 4: with a zoo inside and I won't be there and
Speaker 4: blow up your fucking car, so you can't.
Speaker 1: Now I need to go back this week and we
Speaker 1: need to start an investigation. And sorry.
Speaker 4: Well that was the thing at the end of it
Speaker 4: when I said no to all her add ons. But
Speaker 4: I was like, I want to bring my friends, like
Speaker 4: I want them to come, And then she lit up
Speaker 4: again and she was like, yeah, bring all your friends,
Speaker 4: bring everybody, bring all the good vibes, bring all your friends,
Speaker 4: Like please please please bring that.
Speaker 5: Okay, her saying bring all the good vibes. Girl, you
Speaker 5: just told me all my friends were evil.
Speaker 3: Literally thoughts because the evil is trying to attack you mentally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I'm this is crazy.
Speaker 1: You've been going to sleep by night with chanting your eyes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not like laughing, it's just crazy.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's okay.
Speaker 4: You're like reading me to filth right now? Too much?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have been having nightmares of people that you
Speaker 3: have not even seen before, or maybe even creatures of
Speaker 3: some sort. Yeah, maybe even you in a very dark,
Speaker 3: deep pull and you don't know how to get yourself
Speaker 3: out of. Yeah, or maybe even someone trying to murder
Speaker 3: you or something like really drastic and weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I also am seeing like my loved ones
Speaker 4: around me, like literally burning alive constantly, or like getting executed.
Speaker 3: Are these are these loved ones passed on? Or do
Speaker 3: they pass Are they here?
Speaker 4: They're here with this? Okay, okay, I've had a dream
Speaker 4: about a loved one that passed on.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my dude, you know what that means.
Speaker 3: That means that there is something that's really trying to
Speaker 3: attack you. There isn't There is an evil spirit that
Speaker 3: is connected to you that is trying to be able
Speaker 3: to get into your mind and control you and manipulate you.
Speaker 3: You are very easy to move.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 4: It's trying to control you and you, but yeah, that
Speaker 4: ship was killing. And then.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not loud me at you.
Speaker 5: It's just this is a lot although you say to
Speaker 5: this random woman and the most serious sound like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, you're just like reading me to filters
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 4: And then she went on this long tangent because I
Speaker 4: forgot like how we got there, but she was talking
Speaker 4: about like how like someone came into her house and
Speaker 4: put her fish in the garbage disposal and turned it on.
Speaker 4: And I was like, girl, oh, I brought up how
Speaker 4: you killed my bug? Let me find it? Let me
Speaker 4: find it?
Speaker 1: Wait, how did you pay her vino? Okay, so she
Speaker 1: saw your real name.
Speaker 4: But I paid her after the reading, and it was
Speaker 4: it was crazy. She like, literally I could have walked
Speaker 4: out of there without paying her, like she she wanted
Speaker 4: me out, like her tone shifted in the craziest way.
Speaker 5: Any animals they got, they put the fish down.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 4: I will, but they don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't worry about you, know what I mean? Sorry,
Speaker 3: enjoying times in our good times. Now there's something that's reading.
Speaker 3: We opened a new chapter. We opened a new.
Speaker 4: Book, but I don't think Okay, it starts at ten forty.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, within your future, my dear,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I don't see children in your future.
Speaker 4: Yeah the fuck does she mean by that? I fucking
Speaker 4: I know literally, like that was evil.
Speaker 3: I don't see children maybe like for babies, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like animals?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you have any animals?
Speaker 4: Not currently? No?
Speaker 8: Okay? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fuck. I wish you went.
Speaker 5: I wish you like when she said that, you were like,
Speaker 5: I'm actually engaged to the love of my life right
Speaker 5: now and she's expecting.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, she probably would have.
Speaker 5: Went further and been like, I'm sorry to tell you this,
Speaker 5: but there's a miscarage coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Literally, she would have like said, she would have definitely
Speaker 4: doubled down.
Speaker 1: Babies, you know what I mean? Like animals? Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you have any animals?
Speaker 4: Eleven? Not currently?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I had a praying man to someone point.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 9: That's probably so scary though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was scary. My roommate killed her
Speaker 4: on accident. On accident. I think she sprayed vinegar inside
Speaker 4: of her container because she needs moisture. Oh, she was
Speaker 4: taking care and I.
Speaker 10: Think she accidentally like, uh, oh my god, you want
Speaker 10: to hear something terrible.
Speaker 3: So I have someone come over to my house and
Speaker 3: clean the fish. Think they got the fish down the
Speaker 3: garbage puzzle.
Speaker 4: I turned it on.
Speaker 8: Why, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I still don't know what to the state.
Speaker 4: That is horrifying. Yeah, what fish did you have?
Speaker 1: Especially she's gonna say like a reef.
Speaker 4: Thought I was going to say a rethink and she
Speaker 4: was like it was a fucking beta fish. And I
Speaker 4: was like, girl, like you were probably abusing that fucking
Speaker 4: fish anyways, like they need tanks. But yeah, So I
Speaker 4: went to a psychiatrist and she told me, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: you need to go to a psychi do I do know?
Speaker 4: I went to a psychiatrist. She told me that I'm
Speaker 4: I said it again, but you all just heard the
Speaker 4: fuck story. I'm not like wrapping it up.
Speaker 1: That's so awesome. I need to go now, I really
Speaker 1: need to go, but I should.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we didn't go together because I if I
Speaker 5: saw you cracking up, I think I would have started
Speaker 5: laughing and she literally would have kicked this at her.
Speaker 4: I know it was crazy and like seeing like her.
Speaker 4: It was funny because you.
Speaker 1: Think it'll be too supicious if I go like today
Speaker 1: or tomorrow.
Speaker 4: No, you should go, you should definitely, it would not
Speaker 4: be supicious at all.
Speaker 1: Did you like look at her yelp? Did she have no?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I just called the sign because I felt like a
Speaker 4: calling from like beyond.
Speaker 5: Okay me when I see an ad and I feel
Speaker 5: a calling like no.
Speaker 4: I said that to her and she was like, how
Speaker 4: did you find out about us? And I was like,
Speaker 4: the big sign.
Speaker 5: The biggest sign on the front yard on a really
Speaker 5: busy mange.
Speaker 4: I want to see if you can hear her tone change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a good person the process.
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk. I do want to thank you.
Speaker 1: If you have any the questions, please let me know.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I don't have any other question about.
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds good. So bring back your friends, bring whoever
Speaker 3: you can you know what I mean, whoever wants to
Speaker 3: move to get a reading done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't really tell. But she got fucking pissed
Speaker 4: and she like stopped talking, and so it was like
Speaker 4: me trying to fill the void, like the awkwardness, and
Speaker 4: like I was like, damn, she's good at like, because
Speaker 4: I was almost like, sure, I'll just fucking do it
Speaker 4: just to like make her like me, but like no,
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not not doing all that, but.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm god, I need to go see Like you
Speaker 5: think you have good intuition, but I have good intuition.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I just don't think that's.
Speaker 4: For me that you should go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the one time I got it was
Speaker 1: going it like she did.
Speaker 5: Like the one time I got one was that a
Speaker 5: random ass like milk makeup of it in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 5: and she read my cards and I'm not kidding. Everything
Speaker 5: she said that was going to happen fully happened.
Speaker 4: Damn like.
Speaker 5: And then the other time that happened was when we
Speaker 5: were all obsessed with the pattern app in like early
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen and everything that it was late twenty eighteen
Speaker 5: or something, and everything that I was saying was happening
Speaker 5: was fully happening.
Speaker 1: But also, I'm a crazy person. You can't tell me
Speaker 1: things because then I just.
Speaker 4: Make them happy.
Speaker 5: Though it's gonna happen anyway, I might as well make
Speaker 5: it happen.
Speaker 1: Well. After Drew had that, he had a really scary.
Speaker 5: Experience again I don't even know your This is literally
Speaker 5: just the Drew episode.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Just want to let you know I made it to
Speaker 4: my destination of Hell. As you can hear in the
Speaker 4: background that the eternal screens of the Damned. I'm actually
Speaker 4: going back to Heaven now. Well, God, God, I guess
Speaker 4: this is Lynn all right.
Speaker 2: Well from Heaven, I guess I already am.
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean. Afterwards, settled, meet everybody, Jesus.
Speaker 5: I made my destination hell as you can hear the
Speaker 5: eternal screams.
Speaker 1: Of the damn.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is the reason I sent that audio message
Speaker 4: was because I sent an audio message from bed to
Speaker 4: Enya like right before that, and I had a bat
Speaker 4: I sent it from my laptop, and I had a
Speaker 4: basketball video playing in the background, and it literally sounded
Speaker 4: like I was.
Speaker 1: At a basketball Like the fuck did you go to
Speaker 1: a game?
Speaker 4: So I unlocked a new I unlocked a new bit basically,
Speaker 4: and it's to play a YouTube video in the background
Speaker 4: with some sound effects and then screen or voice mement
Speaker 4: record off your laptop and it plays through the audio.
Speaker 1: Message like it keeps it perfectly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, the Valium, the Valuum. I need a valium.
Speaker 4: You don't. Yeah, no, they are.
Speaker 1: Evil around you as all the people trying to help
Speaker 1: you like this. That's how she's like evil.
Speaker 4: Don't listen to I forgot about this. She was like,
Speaker 4: are you taking any medication right now? And I was
Speaker 4: like no, and she was like good, Like you will
Speaker 4: become a pill popper if you take antidepressant medication. That's
Speaker 4: something I didn't record. And she went on this long
Speaker 4: tangent about how people that take like depression medication are
Speaker 4: pill poppers and it's evil and sinister, and I was like,
Speaker 4: holy fucked, she's crazy. Like she literally like if I
Speaker 4: was someone who like actually was like mentally unwell, and
Speaker 4: like went there.
Speaker 5: And decided, you said, if you were somebody who was
Speaker 5: mentally unwell, now you have put your foot on the.
Speaker 4: Walk to me. Oh the pictures of my jeans that we're.
Speaker 1: Serving a gender reveal right now? Oh yeah, Drew in
Speaker 1: his sticky jeans.
Speaker 5: Bro, something is wrong with Drew's legs because any I
Speaker 5: used to think it was just as other pants, but
Speaker 5: these pants make his legs look funky too.
Speaker 1: I'll insert it. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we went to Texas for drew sister's wedding.
Speaker 5: I was a fucking hit. Everybody was obsessed with me.
Speaker 5: Everybody was so sad.
Speaker 4: When he They literally were. They were like, why does
Speaker 4: she stay another day? Like, she can just stay another day.
Speaker 4: You're lucky that you're loved and wanted, because it doesn't
Speaker 4: feel like I am by my own family. I am
Speaker 4: like the black Sheep. I like go in and everybody's like,
Speaker 4: who is he? He changed? And then they make me
Speaker 4: sleep outside also, no, literally they made me sleep outside
Speaker 4: in the rain. But it was like funny that stuff.
Speaker 4: I like rain that I don't like sleeping in it.
Speaker 4: But it was like a bit. They just like locked
Speaker 4: me out.
Speaker 1: But they kept you out there all night.
Speaker 4: With the dogs. Yeah, put me in a cage.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's like a bit. They might actually
Speaker 1: really not like you. You're only sixteen. You could call CPS. Still,
Speaker 1: there's still time, Brue.
Speaker 4: I didn't even fucking think.
Speaker 2: It's a bit. It's like the bit that we do
Speaker 2: wear spank you.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been silent the whole episode, and those are
Speaker 5: the first words you've said.
Speaker 1: I hope you said, like, yeah, rest of not yea rest?
Speaker 11: Wait?
Speaker 4: What is it? Rest?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: What were you fucking saying, oh.
Speaker 5: We killed a million frogs by accident sister's wedding Tucker Storm,
Speaker 5: And we were all walking around in the grass and
Speaker 5: then all of us started to look down and there
Speaker 5: was a million, tiny, tiny frogs jumping around.
Speaker 4: It was like a frog, like a super bloom. Like
Speaker 4: I mean, we're not exaggerating. There was thousands, if not
Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of little baby frogs this big, and
Speaker 4: like it was actually so fucking cute for a wedding
Speaker 4: to have those little toads like hopping around and like,
Speaker 4: didn't like the princess kissed the frog or something and
Speaker 4: it became a toad or something like that.
Speaker 1: Like, didn't the princess kiss the frog?
Speaker 4: Like you know what I'm talking about. Like it was
Speaker 4: like a cute fucking vibe frog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 4: was like a cute fucking vibe. And like until we
Speaker 4: realized that we were mashing.
Speaker 5: The kids were running around and we were like, oh,
Speaker 5: look at them, and then we were looking at the
Speaker 5: grass and they were picking up frogs at one point,
Speaker 5: and then they started running around and we were like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's so cute. And then we started looking down at
Speaker 5: the floor and you could see a million of frogs
Speaker 5: like jumping around, but they were jumping around trying to
Speaker 5: get running away while kids were running through it, just.
Speaker 4: Like killing their loved ones, their brothers and sisters.
Speaker 1: I don't think frogs have the capacity to know like relation, No.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 4: But the wedding was super fucking cute. Congratulations to my
Speaker 4: sister and her now husband. I'm glad everybody was able
Speaker 4: to make it, and I'm so fucking proud of you.
Speaker 5: Also, two things that I made fun of on the podcast,
Speaker 5: and like the same episode.
Speaker 4: Did you and the ass?
Speaker 1: I made fun of paragliding? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 4: Whatever?
Speaker 1: That fucking big fan.
Speaker 5: I made fun of that one of Drew's family members
Speaker 5: fully does that. And then I made fun of men.
Speaker 5: There was there was like, yeah, there was tension, and
Speaker 5: then there was obviously at the wedding, his sister's husband
Speaker 5: was like sobbing, he was like so happy, but it
Speaker 5: felt sweeter in person. But I felt so uncomfortable because
Speaker 5: I was like, I made fun of these things back
Speaker 5: to back on an episode literally last week, and I'm
Speaker 5: sitting here in a room of two men committing the
Speaker 5: sins that.
Speaker 1: I damned.
Speaker 4: Committing the sins that I damned because you're like Satan,
Speaker 4: because you're evil, you're a witch. My is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was a vibe. We made slime and
Speaker 1: it was so fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: We did Flora slime. It was fucking cute. What else happened?
Speaker 4: And at the our trip because Theenya came to me,
Speaker 4: came with me to Texas, My fucking family loves you, bro,
Speaker 4: Like they literally like, dude, it's so funny, like they
Speaker 4: all genuinely think like my extended family that like I don't,
Speaker 4: like I have a relationship, but it's not as close
Speaker 4: as like my close family, but all of them genuinely
Speaker 4: believe that me and you are gonna end up together.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, babe, the because Grandma like was like
Speaker 5: say also his grandma was touching up on me, talk
Speaker 5: about that she's just doing like the older woman thing
Speaker 5: where she's like being like kind and like like her
Speaker 5: love language was touched. But I was wearing this dress
Speaker 5: that had a big slit in it, and she kept
Speaker 5: touching my thigh period, and I was just cracking up
Speaker 5: in my head because I'm just like sitting there and
Speaker 5: she kept calling everybody to introduce me to everybody, but.
Speaker 1: I've met your whole extended family already. So she would
Speaker 1: be like, come here, like you need meet andya, she's
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 5: And then they'd be like I know Anya, and then
Speaker 5: I'd be like, yeah, I know them, and then they
Speaker 5: she'd be like oh okay, and then kind of like
Speaker 5: bath them away and.
Speaker 1: Then see who else she can like call over to
Speaker 1: talk about me.
Speaker 5: And then she introduced me to somebody I didn't know,
Speaker 5: and then she was like, oh, like, how do you
Speaker 5: know the family?
Speaker 1: And then she cut in and she was like this
Speaker 1: is Drew's better half. Yeah, and then me and Drew
Speaker 1: later on we were.
Speaker 4: Like, you're sorry, sorry grandma, sorry grandma.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 5: Game games, damn gam But it's not too far for
Speaker 5: them to think we'd get married, because we've talked about
Speaker 5: that before, so it's not that crazy. But it is
Speaker 5: so interesting to think of like older generations. I guess
Speaker 5: even some people our age, like we just live in
Speaker 5: a bubble where we don't find marriage and romantic relationships
Speaker 5: to be like the epitome of human connection. And for
Speaker 5: a lot of people that's still like top tier and
Speaker 5: the thing to like be sawt after Yeah, but what
Speaker 5: was carcking me up is I was like, it's so
Speaker 5: weird to think that, like for some people, there is
Speaker 5: like a sliver of like invalidness to our relationship because
Speaker 5: we don't fuck. That's literally all that's missing, is like really,
Speaker 5: just because we don't hook up anymore.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, also, like that's just a facade
Speaker 4: we keep up to the public that we don't do that,
Speaker 4: but like we keep our sex lives private.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we don't do that anymore.
Speaker 4: We keep our sex life private and our private parts
Speaker 4: to each other. That fucking suck brouh.
Speaker 5: I was actually thinking other day, I was like, Damn,
Speaker 5: our podcast would be ten times more interesting if we
Speaker 5: were people who were like dating around and being foolish
Speaker 5: and like also spoke about those things publicly because there
Speaker 5: was like no personal life aspect of this podcast, which
Speaker 5: I enjoy and I think for the most part people like.
Speaker 5: But I was listening to someone else's podcast, I was like, Damn,
Speaker 5: they're like going in about their dating life, like y'all
Speaker 5: are like about it, but you literally couldn't put a
Speaker 5: gun to my head and make me say anything about
Speaker 5: my personal life.
Speaker 1: I actually think I would explode. I'd much rather talk
Speaker 1: about shit and poop.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, literally, sorry, I was like lost in thought,
Speaker 4: like thinking about like Tricia Payne, I'm not kidding, like literally,
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, Like.
Speaker 1: She loves us, We're her favorite podcasts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but okay. So Also, another thing that happened in
Speaker 4: the last episode is I started talking about basketball, and
Speaker 4: people were genuinely shocked that I had ball knowledge.
Speaker 5: That I'm not talking at things about balls. That's like,
Speaker 5: to me, that's the first thing I would think. I'm
Speaker 5: like Drew balls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, anyways, So anyways, uh no, but I know
Speaker 4: a lot about basketball. It's something I keep to myself
Speaker 4: because no one wants to hear me fucking talk about basketball.
Speaker 2: About basketball?
Speaker 4: Okay, good. I was waiting for that. Should I keep?
Speaker 4: Should I talk about it?
Speaker 1: That's my answer?
Speaker 4: So no, No, So Caitlin Clark, Yes, she's the girl,
Speaker 4: and I hate to see all the other w I don't.
Speaker 5: Find you talking about women's basketball. Not to me, for
Speaker 5: some reason, is less annoying.
Speaker 4: And I love Angel Reese and I love that she's
Speaker 4: taking on the villain role and publicly saying which she's
Speaker 4: fine with it.
Speaker 1: It is only basketball related. This is insane.
Speaker 4: So this is Jalen bruns and Brunson and Josh Hart's podcast.
Speaker 5: And this feels like when I would ever sit in
Speaker 5: like a French class and my teacher really wanted me
Speaker 5: to learn something, and for some reason, it just would
Speaker 5: like bounce off of the like membranes surrounding my brain
Speaker 5: like it just doesn't, like it won't, it can't, it
Speaker 5: will never.
Speaker 4: And you know what's crazy is I would go.
Speaker 1: To a game.
Speaker 5: I would get a beer and stuff, let's go. That
Speaker 5: sounds fun, like getting all cute and like going to.
Speaker 4: A game such a pretty note but thank you. I
Speaker 4: literally like just saw it for the first time.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that sounds fun. But then that sounds fun
Speaker 5: in theory. And then actually having to sit through a
Speaker 5: game because aren't they like three hours long?
Speaker 4: That's like baseball. They're not too long, like because isn't.
Speaker 5: There like intermissions and stuff, Like we'd be in the
Speaker 5: stadium for three hours.
Speaker 4: There's like halftime. No, but you go to the bathroom
Speaker 4: at halftime, you get like your beer at halftime, your
Speaker 4: second beer, and you like just vibe out in chats you're.
Speaker 2: Talking about basketball. Yeah, dude, when we went, I don't
Speaker 2: even fuck with sports, but when we went, I was like,
Speaker 2: this is kind of sick, Like.
Speaker 4: You get it, like once you go basketball is.
Speaker 2: Like every twenty seconds they're playing like eedm, like whenever
Speaker 2: something's not happening, like people come out and dance for
Speaker 2: you and shit, it's like it's it's like the TikTok.
Speaker 5: Subway surfers, Like they're playing subway surfers for you to
Speaker 5: keep you like tuned in.
Speaker 4: You know, it's really fucking sad. Is We had Luca
Speaker 4: Chick and Jalen.
Speaker 11: Brunson, but we did not utilize Jalen Brunson. Right, we
Speaker 11: traded it into the fucking mix and we did. It
Speaker 11: became a fucking super star. And now he's like gonna
Speaker 11: be an All Star, like he's.
Speaker 4: Gonna he's wait, don't fall because you're gonna cut your hand.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 1: That was crazy.
Speaker 4: Wait should I go into stand up?
Speaker 1: Do you have more stand up? How the fuck do
Speaker 1: you have more things to say?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I got a lot of stand up.
Speaker 1: My notes suck.
Speaker 5: People keep tagging me and people who get beat up
Speaker 5: by horses now since I mentioned it, So all of
Speaker 5: my like tags on TikTok are literally like people getting
Speaker 5: beat up by those royal horses. And I actually don't
Speaker 5: understand the obsession with the royal guards and the horses.
Speaker 5: Like someone explain it, yeah, someone like in the comments,
Speaker 5: like just let me know what the fuck is up?
Speaker 1: Like what is it? Is it?
Speaker 4: Like the outfits, it's the horse girl couture. It's coming back,
Speaker 4: I swear no.
Speaker 5: But it's like they got those big funky March Simpson hats.
Speaker 5: Like I don't understand why that's the vibe. Like we
Speaker 5: need like a like a Renaissance era of those fits, Like.
Speaker 4: We are like a coquette, Like imagine a coquette.
Speaker 1: A coquette royal guard. But those horses.
Speaker 5: First of all, those horses are being abused because they
Speaker 5: have to just stand in a fucking dingy cave all
Speaker 5: day and like let humans come up to it.
Speaker 4: But like you saw the one that escaped and like
Speaker 4: cut its yes, like.
Speaker 5: They literally get attacked. But like I need to find
Speaker 5: some of the ones that I've been tagged in. Oh
Speaker 5: I think I've been saving them because I get tagged
Speaker 5: in them so.
Speaker 4: Much now you don't want to be saved. Don't save ah? Also,
Speaker 4: why do you so humiliating?
Speaker 1: So humiliating, bitch?
Speaker 5: If I got hit in the head by a horse,
Speaker 5: I would actually end my life.
Speaker 4: Like why go Like that's me and this lady's really
Speaker 4: cute they did not design. But also the horses like
Speaker 4: must be able to sense energy and vibes because it
Speaker 4: doesn't buy everybody.
Speaker 10: Like it is sad, like I am sorry, Like it's
Speaker 10: really crazy.
Speaker 4: Every single person trips.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody gets knocked over because like a horse is
Speaker 5: so goddamn strong, but people keep going to take the
Speaker 5: pictures like I just want to understand the value of
Speaker 5: the picture because it's not.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know.
Speaker 5: Also, the other thing I wrote down is it's crazy
Speaker 5: how much like homophobia in the world is as it like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you are the main perpetuator.
Speaker 5: But it's crazy how much like homophobia there is in
Speaker 5: the world where they are like when they are the
Speaker 5: most accepting people. Ever, no straight crowd would ever sing
Speaker 5: and cheer like that for Jojo seewaw like the love
Speaker 5: given to Jojo Seewah like is so sweet and it's
Speaker 5: so awesome and like at the shows and whatever, even
Speaker 5: if it's for like a goof and a gag and
Speaker 5: it's like funny, but like genuinely I want to know
Speaker 5: exactly the way I wrote it down. I was really
Speaker 5: high when I was having this thought, too. I thought
Speaker 5: I was like unlocking something the mystery. Gay people are
Speaker 5: so nice, Like at the end of the day, a
Speaker 5: crowd of gay people singing and cheering for Jojo Seawall
Speaker 5: is true connection. No, literally, like that is literally like
Speaker 5: the meaning of true connection.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you could even hate their kind
Speaker 4: like those people even for a second.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I couldn't either, but I'm like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think it's interesting how Enya is critiquing
Speaker 2: homophobia when she just broke a bottle over a gay
Speaker 2: passing man's head.
Speaker 1: Exact way A culturally gay man a.
Speaker 5: Culturally gay, he's culturally I mean, oh.
Speaker 4: Wait, I was, I was unlocking the keys to the
Speaker 4: fucking universe yesterday. L A is full of straight gay men. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: gay straight men. Yeah yeah, l A is full of
Speaker 4: gay straight men. And I am just right.
Speaker 1: That's not what you said in the car that we
Speaker 1: literally have the funniest conversation. Because I was saying, how
Speaker 1: like what oh I was saying.
Speaker 5: It's so interesting the way like mega straight girls talk
Speaker 5: about like like COUCHI like, it really is so dark
Speaker 5: to me, like this whole like narrative that is based
Speaker 5: in massandry or not massandy, that's based in misogyny and
Speaker 5: like just like this weird patriarchal ideology around like women's
Speaker 5: private parts and just like oh, it's so stinky, eh
Speaker 5: fucking fishy, nasty like whatever, which is like funny to
Speaker 5: like just like troll about and like know that it's
Speaker 5: not serious, but there are girls out there who are
Speaker 5: literally like I could never eat someone out that is
Speaker 5: fucking disgusting, like the way like.
Speaker 4: You neither could.
Speaker 1: I wait, okay, that's not.
Speaker 4: That's not I got the whole squad laughing with that one.
Speaker 5: But like the the like the action will like the
Speaker 5: way people talk about it actually freaks me out because
Speaker 5: I'm like, first of all, we gotta get down to
Speaker 5: what's up with your Cooter Bronson because that ship must
Speaker 5: be reak nation the way you think everyone else is.
Speaker 1: Like, I actually don't understand it.
Speaker 5: And then we were having that conversation where were laughing
Speaker 5: about it, and then I was like, I act like
Speaker 5: I don't talk about men like that, So I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, girl, you talk about penis is
Speaker 4: the exact same way.
Speaker 1: They're barbarians.
Speaker 4: She's just never seen mine. Oh that's literally not true.
Speaker 4: That is literally not true.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that too, and I was like,
Speaker 4: it is interesting though, like guys can like look at
Speaker 4: a penis and respect it like straight guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some wiiners go crazy. Okay, did you guys see
Speaker 2: the video of.
Speaker 4: The of your mama getting banged by Drew Phillips. Did
Speaker 4: it was number one?
Speaker 2: No? The video of the girl?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was number one trending.
Speaker 2: No. She it was a girl who showed her class
Speaker 2: the podcast. No, I'll send it to you.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so scary, and I know everybody.
Speaker 2: Is like people in the comments were like, I'm embarrassed
Speaker 2: for you, Like I'm freaking out watching this video.
Speaker 8: No, oh, oh god, I.
Speaker 1: Did see this. I did see this. And then she
Speaker 1: did a follow up where she asked everybody.
Speaker 5: And everybody was like, I don't fucking know that shit
Speaker 5: was weird, Like I really didn't like that, which freaks
Speaker 5: me out because I don't feel like we're that crazy.
Speaker 4: No, we're horrible, Like I.
Speaker 1: Don't think we're that Like.
Speaker 5: Great, I went crazy, like what like, I'm not that crazy?
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: There was a girl at the end that was like
Speaker 2: a fan. I think she had merch or something.
Speaker 5: The girl who showed the video, it was like, I
Speaker 5: don't care what they say, like I still like like
Speaker 5: it literally felt like a piece to cam.
Speaker 1: But like everybody being like I didn't like that. I
Speaker 1: didn't like that.
Speaker 5: And then she was like everyone here is crazy. That
Speaker 5: shit as good as fuck. It's funny as fuck.
Speaker 4: Really, and listen, listen, listen, listen if you have one
Speaker 4: What did lady gotta say? If there's one person in
Speaker 4: the room that believes in you.
Speaker 1: There could be ninety nine people who don't believe in you,
Speaker 1: But if the one person believes in you, you.
Speaker 4: Will go fuck exactly exactly. So that's that's the mentality
Speaker 4: I have from that. All Right, going into stand up?
Speaker 4: Are you all ready? I open with a banger homophobic vinyls,
Speaker 4: be like, let me set the record straight.
Speaker 1: Wait what because the record like.
Speaker 4: A vinyl record player? They say curiosity killed the cat? Well,
Speaker 4: who the fuck is curiosity? And why don't they like cats.
Speaker 1: I don't like that one.
Speaker 4: Where do you go to get an almost twenty year
Speaker 4: old illiterate wedding ring? Then that, Oh but my name's Jared.
Speaker 4: I'm nineteen and I never learned how to read diamond store.
Speaker 1: That's the closest we're gonna get t having Josh on
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 4: You know, Jared like the diamond store, Jared? Okay, Chipotle
Speaker 4: more like ship Poultle. They have been skimping on the
Speaker 4: topics lately or toppings lately. Home, I'd be like, don't
Speaker 4: be shy, put some more, and then I go into yo.
Speaker 4: Mama jokes Texas is the biggest state. But Kai's mama
Speaker 4: couldn't fit inside. I was gonna make slime, but I
Speaker 4: grabbed your mama's underwear instead. Oh this one, this one's
Speaker 4: super heavy. This one's like you gotta think about this
Speaker 4: one for a second. Let it set after I say it. Fuck,
Speaker 4: I'm so bad with directions and I hate when I'm
Speaker 4: right alone. I get so lost in my thoughts.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, I like repeat that. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: I'm so bad with directions and I hate when I'm
Speaker 4: right alone. I get so lost in my.
Speaker 2: Thoughts, dude, that one's barely a joke.
Speaker 4: No, left and right, like when I'm left alone, when I'm.
Speaker 1: Right wha What time of day did you write that?
Speaker 4: Like on the way to the airport.
Speaker 5: So it was like one that doesn't seem like something
Speaker 5: that should have came out of your head like.
Speaker 4: That I was cooking in the backseat of my dad's truck.
Speaker 4: Crocs are so funny because they are shoes, but they
Speaker 4: sound like crocodiles. Plus they bite your feet blisters.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, you're I don't know if you're gonna be
Speaker 1: allowed to do this next week. You're like really going
Speaker 1: down a scary path.
Speaker 4: Ya, More like get in my belly. I'm so hungry
Speaker 4: I could eat you up. God, more like ky jelly,
Speaker 4: I want to butt fuck you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think I've heard the term, but fucking
Speaker 5: so long.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: When I was writing it down, I was like, this
Speaker 4: is a banger, like one hundred percent happy bride, y'all,
Speaker 4: and that's the end. Actually I have three more, but
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, I'm gonna read the audience and
Speaker 4: that's a good banger to end on. Yeah, so I'm copying.
Speaker 4: I'm copying the ones that I have written down that
Speaker 4: I didn't read.
Speaker 8: That was good.
Speaker 4: In you you should try.
Speaker 1: To embarrass myself. That's a lot harder for me to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 4: It's like for rejection therapy.
Speaker 1: I get rejection therapy all the time because nobody gives
Speaker 1: me enough a dungeon.
Speaker 4: True true, Oh this sucks. The syop jarin I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: evil doctor seusspie like one fish, two fish, deadfish, bloodfish. Okay,
Speaker 4: you sold you sold.
Speaker 11: You s bro.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not. That's the one syop I'll get because
Speaker 4: I killed.
Speaker 1: My favorite meme right now is how the fuck you
Speaker 1: hate subway?
Speaker 5: Bitch you made the sandwich? I love that meme so
Speaker 5: fucking much.
Speaker 4: Should we do media? Yeah, you're gonna start.
Speaker 5: Well. I've been really scared recently because I've realized my
Speaker 5: family has no video or photo documentation of us before
Speaker 5: the age of like fourteen fifteen, So I actually think
Speaker 5: I might have been kidnapped and put into this family
Speaker 5: because every time I'm like, hey, do you have photos
Speaker 5: of you when you were younger, me when I was younger,
Speaker 5: like our grandma when they were younger, like whatever, whatever,
Speaker 5: everybody says no, and I'm like Okay, I know y'all
Speaker 5: didn't have your bread up something serious, but this is
Speaker 5: fucking fishy, Like why is there? Actually I asked my grandma.
Speaker 5: She had a picture of her when she was like
Speaker 5: twenty seven. By that time, girl, you had to have
Speaker 5: been near a fucking camera. And she was like nope.
Speaker 5: And I was like, do you have, Like okay, when's
Speaker 5: the first time you were getting pictures? She was like,
Speaker 5: probably when you were born. And I was like, girl,
Speaker 5: that is funky on that the party? How are there
Speaker 5: no fucking pictures? And I can't stand you bitches with
Speaker 5: hell a documentation to look back at because I am
Speaker 5: a narcissist and like the best part about documentation is
Speaker 5: that I could look at myself.
Speaker 1: There's no fucking pictures to look at my.
Speaker 4: My dad literally threw away all of the documentation of
Speaker 4: us when we were younger and all my Pokemon cards him.
Speaker 1: Oh exactly.
Speaker 4: He has a sleep apnea machine. And I farted into
Speaker 4: the air intake every night for like five years.
Speaker 5: Remember how much I used to hate farts. They used
Speaker 5: to make drew so fucking it was fucked up, Like
Speaker 5: it was so annoying, Like you didn't go to me seriously,
Speaker 5: like did you actually just do that?
Speaker 4: I didn't come from like a farting family, so like
Speaker 4: they were gross to me. But then I farted once
Speaker 4: in front of everybody, and I got over it.
Speaker 1: You're I feel comfortable enough to.
Speaker 4: Far I'm a soldier. No, thank you guys for that.
Speaker 4: Now it's like my go to. But I'll be like, wait,
Speaker 4: it's so quiet, or wait, what does that sound.
Speaker 8: Is?
Speaker 1: It's like such a dad joke to be committing to.
Speaker 5: But like Drew will just be in his room for
Speaker 5: like five hours straight, ignoring me and Josie and then
Speaker 5: coming to the room like wait, fuck, I forgot what
Speaker 5: I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: Why did I come in here? And then just fart
Speaker 1: and turn around and run away.
Speaker 4: Go back and run in my cellar under under the crib.
Speaker 5: All right, well, shiit media media.
Speaker 1: Media media media, media.
Speaker 5: Media, Sorry if I was quiet this episode, guys, Drew
Speaker 5: started out by concussing.
Speaker 4: Me, so yeah, and then I got concussed.
Speaker 1: I mean dramatic. It's a little bit dramatic, all right.
Speaker 5: My media of the week is fuck, dude, I really
Speaker 5: have been listening to the same songs like, uh, why
Speaker 5: should I love you? By Kate Bush, Why should I
Speaker 5: be sad? But you wouldn't know anything.
Speaker 4: About that, sis, I know a lot about.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: Something that's been cracking me up recently is the dramatics
Speaker 5: of when a white person can dance and the reaction
Speaker 5: it gets. Literally has always cracked me up, but recently
Speaker 5: it's been making me laugh so fucking hard because something
Speaker 5: about a white person like dancing with.
Speaker 1: All their might is really fucking funny.
Speaker 5: Like and I like, I understand historically why white people
Speaker 5: are so bad at dancing, but like it is crazy,
Speaker 5: the like.
Speaker 4: I'm not bad at dancing.
Speaker 9: Dance, Okay, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 4: I'm not fucking doing this. I don't have to prove
Speaker 4: myself to anybody, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: The reactions to it are so amazing. It's like the
Speaker 5: equivalent when a baby speaks its first word. When a
Speaker 5: white person just suddenly shows the world that they can dance,
Speaker 5: everybody's mind as.
Speaker 1: Well as like, oh my god, good job, and I'm
Speaker 1: so proud of you. That's amazing. I look, you want
Speaker 1: to try lithium.
Speaker 4: I feel like you do good on it. Yeah lithium, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think you would do y'all are.
Speaker 1: Saying that to offend me, but I actually genuinely think
Speaker 1: it would be really good.
Speaker 4: No, I'm yet, I'm being dad serious.
Speaker 1: So you think I'm fucking crazy?
Speaker 2: Yes, Also really quick, guys, we've seen the comments. We've
Speaker 2: seen people begging for a Kai cam, and uh, everyone
Speaker 2: at the studio respects me. So they're gonna set me
Speaker 2: up with a really nice camera.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the excited y'all.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's been a long time coming.
Speaker 1: So who said they respect you?
Speaker 2: Just like the whole team. They all were like, oh,
Speaker 2: hey hear that one?
Speaker 1: Did they?
Speaker 2: Your body's great? We respect you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they wait.
Speaker 4: Kai's body is tea right now, y'all. He has like as.
Speaker 5: When I got here, they were like, oh, we want
Speaker 5: to show you a picture, and then they're like, wait,
Speaker 5: we can't, we can't. When I walked away, they were like, wow,
Speaker 5: you look so good, and they were standing over Kai's
Speaker 5: phone and I was like, y'all are literally gay, Like
Speaker 5: y'all are literally all in a like showing off your
Speaker 5: watching said there's anything bad with it? Like, it's not wrong.
Speaker 5: I want to clarify I'm not homophobic.
Speaker 1: I just don't like Drew me and Drew.
Speaker 2: There's a perier.
Speaker 5: Boy.
Speaker 2: There's a peer where me and Drew just sending each
Speaker 2: other progress pictures.
Speaker 4: Yeah, back and forth, and I have them in my
Speaker 4: folder hidden my product. It was kays.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we have a shared album.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay. My media is a Lady Gaga in
Speaker 4: my room, Langley Kids Choir, Snow Queen of Texas, the
Speaker 4: Mamas and the Papas. And then I finally saw Bottoms
Speaker 4: and it was worth the weight and worth the hype.
Speaker 4: But I watched it on my iPhone screen on the airplane,
Speaker 4: Like this, bitch, I didn't even fucking talk about the
Speaker 4: people next to me on the fucking plane.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 4: No, I'll talk about it next week, bro, like remind me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Drew was too busy fucking running is goddamn
Speaker 1: fucking mouth this whole episode. I didn't get a guy.
Speaker 1: You're mad, You're mad, You're mad. Oh.
Speaker 5: I did watch Anatomy of a Fall, and I really
Speaker 5: liked it. And I watched Children of a Lesser God,
Speaker 5: which I liked the lead actress. Not only am I
Speaker 5: one in love with her too, she.
Speaker 1: Did such a good job.
Speaker 5: Three It is just like a classical movie where the
Speaker 5: guy is like kind of fucking annoying. Like, oh, any
Speaker 5: movie with like a male love interest before the year
Speaker 5: of like twenty seventeen is fucking like.
Speaker 4: The Turing Test. Kai, what's the test? The Turing test,
Speaker 4: the test, the rectal.
Speaker 1: Test, Like there are certain movies it's just very like
Speaker 1: Manic Pixie dream.
Speaker 5: Girl, Like she's so like lost and I can fix her,
Speaker 5: but she ate down and she is like so pretty.
Speaker 1: It's her Sigourney Weaver, Sigourney's Beaver. That's her name.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god, my, I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: remember her name. She's from fucking what's it called, Boys
Speaker 5: Don't Cry?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Get
Speaker 1: wait wait wait guys, wait, wait wait wait.
Speaker 4: The Frank Ocean magazine.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. I look at Boyd's boyds Don't Cry.
Speaker 1: Fucking what's her name?
Speaker 4: Hilary Swank more like Hilary Skank.
Speaker 1: Okay, bye, guys.
Speaker 11: Mm hm