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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, what's up, dude? I needed to let that

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 3: You know, earlier this.

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Speaker 4: Was like, and you know it's crazy, and yet thank

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Speaker 4: you for that, because this morning I woke up and

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Speaker 4: I said, I hope I laughed today because I haven't

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Speaker 4: been laughing recently, and you made me laugh. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: You're literally you will spend like a single day alone

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Speaker 5: all day and then be like, I just don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't have left in my life.

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Speaker 4: I don't laugh anymore. I don't think I've laughed in

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Speaker 4: a year, truly, truly.

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Speaker 5: Okay, but seriously, for we started this episode, I want

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Speaker 5: to say this to you guys, but especially to true

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Speaker 5: give me your hand, Happy Pride.

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Speaker 1: I love you, so.

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Speaker 4: Don't fucking play with me. Don't fucking play with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was. I didn't even say anything else.

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Speaker 1: I just said, happy Pride.

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Speaker 4: All right, we're back, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Alright, guys, I have to go to the er. But

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Speaker 5: Our apartment the incident happened at the apartment, which one

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Speaker 5: you were in a neck brace. I was all touted

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Speaker 5: and they said the same thing this time. They were like,

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Speaker 1: That's all they said. It was weird.

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Speaker 4: Can you give me the gotten?

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Speaker 5: No? I think I think they're really good at what

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Speaker 5: they do. So then why for being truthful?

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Speaker 4: For being hateful, for being a hateful.

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Speaker 2: Hospital she went to the Westboro Baptist.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, I love that place. Oh wait wait, I

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Speaker 5: Well, with that being the start of the episode, I

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Speaker 5: love this back and forth that's unraveling between us and

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Speaker 5: Tricia where it's like every other week we're just talking

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Speaker 5: about each other.

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Speaker 1: Lightly.

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Speaker 4: I haven't even seen this clip yet.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to play for Drew. He hasn't seen it.

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Speaker 5: I woke up and I had a text that said

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Speaker 5: Tricia talked about us, So I immediately went and my

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Speaker 5: nosey ass was checking, and this is what she had

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Speaker 1: We were a part of her maternity obsession.

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Speaker 6: I don't know that'session. I was watching in order to

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Speaker 6: intercome because I saw any Andrew they were talking.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know.

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Speaker 7: Did you check your DMS from Drew?

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Speaker 7: Oh, he talked about he said, if Tricia ever looks

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Speaker 6: I think I checked.

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Speaker 7: I think it was making but I don't know because

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Speaker 7: and the only one that was in there was one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I literally saw one from him. Oh my god,

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Speaker 6: that's so iconic. So I saw them talking about They

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Speaker 6: were so nice because I truly didn't know when we

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Speaker 6: nice because like so many people get offended if I say, like, look,

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Speaker 6: That sounds iconic and they were really nice. They were

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Speaker 6: And I love their podcast. I love that their podcast

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Speaker 4: We don't know.

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Speaker 1: Look, she has such a good responsive is he A

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know? She said we alredy expect my

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Speaker 4: Mon, No, that is so fucking sick.

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Speaker 5: I'm like realizing that I think I have like a

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Speaker 5: like it takes so much for me to be like,

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Speaker 4: It literally felt like when I saw Beyonce in concert

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Speaker 4: I did not know I love this person. Yeah, that

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Speaker 5: Also, congrats on the birth of Elvis, which is a

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Speaker 5: So I'm not the only buddy person who uh, I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm not the only person the only buddy And what

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Speaker 5: I'm not the only person who associates you with pride.

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Speaker 5: And I don't think you're gonna smash a vase on

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Speaker 1: So it's just like.

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Speaker 4: Coming to my studio that you say anything anything, You're

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Speaker 5: We need to give Balabu a breakaway bottle. And let

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Speaker 4: Yeahn well that was fucking sick and a great way

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Speaker 1: Those annoying bitches is like their only crime is being small.

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Speaker 4: Well no, I was like that. I genuinely was like, damn,

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Speaker 4: their only crime is being small. Like if a spider's

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Speaker 4: Like it's not that deep, Like spiders are empty calories anyways,

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Speaker 1: Just in to do with spider.

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Speaker 5: I don't fucking or you might find that those spiders

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Speaker 4: And then they start attacking me. They all did their job,

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like you are always like, oh,

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 4: Literally, it was like actually so scary and you saw

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Speaker 5: No, if they literally it's gonna be like air dried,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like freeze dried spiders. Yeah no, but I

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Speaker 4: Them from Yeah. Yeah, I'm like literally destroying their lives

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Speaker 4: Like literally, don't fucking play.

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Speaker 1: Do you like think we have Like there's a few.

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Speaker 4: Spider listeners, like, for sure, can I get the Tom

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Speaker 4: Hollenberger hold the spiders? Can I get the H two

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Speaker 4: O Burger with the mermaid tail sauce?

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Speaker 5: Well, the other day in the car with Drew, he

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Speaker 5: you did, meth, I genuinely think you would solve a

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Speaker 5: lot of problems, like.

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Speaker 1: The way that it like a lot sometimes.

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Speaker 4: No, seriously, get me.

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Speaker 1: Meth Okay, I know, and now you're like too eager.

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Speaker 5: At first you were like ill, No, I would never,

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Speaker 5: And now it seems like you've been thinking about it.

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Speaker 2: I just know.

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Speaker 4: Can we move on?

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Speaker 5: Well? Also, I have so many All of my notes

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Speaker 5: are about Drew right now, because all we've been doing

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Speaker 1: I hear claim claim claim.

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Speaker 4: I'm claiming this energy. I'm claiming this energy. Claim claim

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Speaker 4: I claim only the good parts, only the good part.

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Speaker 5: I don't believe in it, but I do catch myself

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Speaker 4: I would not be sending that to twenty people, like,

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Oh well, if there was a text that was.

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Speaker 4: The sexy guy in your life, if you don't send

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Speaker 4: the sexy guy will die. Of course it would be me.

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Speaker 1: No, I think there's other people who could take that category.

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Speaker 5: Okai, No, what actually now that I said that, I

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Speaker 4: Maybe this month is for you too, Bed No, that's.

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Speaker 1: Just that doesn't even see how that does even sound

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Speaker 5: So it's like, Okay, you think you think you're gonna

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Speaker 5: This is just the Drew episode because you've just been

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Speaker 4: Okay one Okay, damn. Drew Phillips Catching Catching Stray's episode,

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, wait, I just laughed. I literally

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Speaker 4: So I've been getting callings recently from like the beyond,

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Speaker 4: it felt very real. Forum but ye know the calling

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Speaker 5: Right up the shad even had your like tarot cards, right, No, no.

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Speaker 4: Or maybe maybe yet. Yeah. At the when I was

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, you mean the event I was invited to

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Speaker 5: I actually that was like one of those moments I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really fun.

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Speaker 5: I oh, now that I remember, I had a way

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Speaker 4: I was going to say. I was going to say,

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Speaker 4: And I feel like it would have been the greatest

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Speaker 1: Just like not believing it because you're like not happy.

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Speaker 4: Like the party bus location, location, next club, next club,

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Speaker 4: But what oh oh oh I I decided. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Also, he was trying to convince me to go with

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Speaker 5: he was like, way, but we should go to a

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Speaker 4: So I make the appointment for an hour later, get there.

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Speaker 5: Oh crazy bars, you didn't go to one that's like

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Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, you should have just gone to

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Speaker 4: I know, literally read me, read me to fucking filth

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Speaker 4: But I was just like I'm already there, like I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I guess how do you get there and be like

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Speaker 4: Literally? Literally?

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Speaker 5: I guess any real adult who has no movie prine

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Speaker 4: And then I anyways, long story short or long story

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Speaker 4: like a terrible, terrible person. She was like, you are

443
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,560
Speaker 4: a bad person, like you are weak. There's nothing you

444
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,240
Speaker 4: can do to fix it. And I kept asking her

445
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,080
Speaker 4: like three years of laughter. I was like, how do

446
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,119
Speaker 4: I fix this? How do I fix this? And she's like,

447
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,160
Speaker 4: we'll get to that. We'll get to that. And basically

448
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,440
Speaker 4: it was like, you're just.

449
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 5: Trying to extend past thirty minutes. So she'd be like, Okay,

450
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,120
Speaker 5: the time is well.

451
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,760
Speaker 4: No, I was supposed to have an hour, but she

452
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,919
Speaker 4: ended it at thirty minutes because she got mad at me.

453
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 4: But anyways, because I was I mean, I was literally

454
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,479
Speaker 4: crying laughing dude, like I could not and like I

455
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,439
Speaker 4: was like acting like I was crying. I just like

456
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 4: just all over the mic, I just everywhere. But I

457
00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,240
Speaker 4: was like crying laughing because I was like, holy shit,

458
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,680
Speaker 4: this is so funny. But I was like trying to

459
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:06,639
Speaker 4: act like I was crying. But then she started saying

460
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 4: that I was surrounded by evil and like I'm going

461
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,679
Speaker 4: to try to find it in the voice memo. No,

462
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 4: that's all I could think about was like, literally, y'all

463
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,360
Speaker 4: you need to be.

464
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 3: You need someone to be able to tell you exactly

465
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,879
Speaker 3: what are these types of things that I need to

466
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 3: be able to do in my life? What are these

467
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 3: things that to be able to achieve in Because there

468
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 3: is no protection around you. Surprisingly there is not, because

469
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 3: it's where are you currently working? The reason why that

470
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 3: I say that, it's because I truly feel there's a

471
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 3: lot of jealous people around you. So many people are

472
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 3: jealous of you. So many people are jealous of your success.

473
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,639
Speaker 3: A lot of people are honestly jealous upon who the

474
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 3: person you really are. And these are people that you

475
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 3: are not friends with, no, but these are definitely people

476
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 3: that see you on social media.

477
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 4: I don't fuck with you around whoever it is.

478
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 3: You understand me, because there is someone with instead of

479
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 3: your life of trying to honestly take you down and

480
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 3: negative energy, negative energy just trying to attack you.

481
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 4: Spirits that are trying to attack me.

482
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 3: Because of the jealousy, the jealousy.

483
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,959
Speaker 1: Because of the jealousy, the jealousy.

484
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 3: And for that reason, you need to have a lot

485
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 3: of protection around you so that there's no jealous or

486
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 3: interference with inside of your life but inside of your

487
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 3: business because.

488
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 5: I don't see did you give you any advice on

489
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,159
Speaker 5: the advice.

490
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 4: Yes, but that leads me to the next part. Basically,

491
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 4: she started saying that, like since birth, my mother like

492
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,800
Speaker 4: passed on evil energy to me. And she was like,

493
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 4: how's your relationship with your mom? And I was like, oh,

494
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 4: it's like fantastic and she was like, oh, well, like

495
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 4: she held on to like a lot of evil, sinister

496
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 4: energy and she passed that on to you, basically saying

497
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 4: that this is all my mom's fault, that like I

498
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 4: have evil spirits attached to me and you better count

499
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 4: your literally literally like fuck you mom. That's what I was.

500
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 4: I called her yesterday and then missed her callback and

501
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 4: then called her on the way here, and that's what

502
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 4: I need to talk to her about. And then I

503
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 4: realized at the end of it, I was like, oh,

504
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 4: I know what she's doing, and so I caught on

505
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 4: and it was basically her like trying to upseil me

506
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 4: on all of this other shit that she can do.

507
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 4: She was saying that like I'm weak. I have evil

508
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 4: spirits like attacking me. There's jealous people in my life

509
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 4: and the only way to get rid of them is

510
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 4: to come back to me or stay after today and

511
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 4: get like a chakra cleansing, a cleansing, a meditation session,

512
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 4: like all this shit. And she was just like when

513
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 4: I told her, I was like, no, I have to

514
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 4: be somewhere after this. Her vibe completely shifted and then

515
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 4: I was like, oh fuck, she really is phony and

516
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 4: this is all a ploy to get me to join

517
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 4: her church. She kept talking. Then I started looking around

518
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh wow, there is like a

519
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 4: lot of Jesus memorabilia around for like a psidekick, Like

520
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 4: that's really interesting. And then she went on this long

521
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 4: tangent about how like I need to find God in

522
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 4: Jesus the Holy Power, and that like that's the only

523
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 4: way they can save you, along with my cleansing and

524
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 4: chaku cleansing. And she was like, I don't do any voodoo.

525
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 4: I don't do any like hexting. I don't do none

526
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 4: of that shit. Like it's literally just like the power

527
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 4: the other the power of God. And she was like

528
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 4: you should come with me at some point, like to

529
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 4: my church and like, at first, I was like, oh,

530
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 4: was this like a cult or something?

531
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: But wait, should I go as undercover?

532
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 5: And she does the same thing, Yes, and yeah, I

533
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 5: go in and she's like, you're amazing. You're surrounded by love,

534
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 5: except one evil entity that's living in your home with you.

535
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 5: And then she's like, oh my god, and you're no.

536
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 5: She's like, your cat loves you.

537
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: There's something. Oh it's you, and she's like, and that

538
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 1: person's very weak.

539
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 4: Well, this evil entity will burn down your fucking house

540
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 4: with a zoo inside and I won't be there and

541
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 4: blow up your fucking car, so you can't.

542
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,239
Speaker 1: Now I need to go back this week and we

543
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: need to start an investigation. And sorry.

544
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 4: Well that was the thing at the end of it

545
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 4: when I said no to all her add ons. But

546
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 4: I was like, I want to bring my friends, like

547
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 4: I want them to come, And then she lit up

548
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 4: again and she was like, yeah, bring all your friends,

549
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 4: bring everybody, bring all the good vibes, bring all your friends,

550
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 4: Like please please please bring that.

551
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 5: Okay, her saying bring all the good vibes. Girl, you

552
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 5: just told me all my friends were evil.

553
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 3: Literally thoughts because the evil is trying to attack you mentally.

554
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I'm this is crazy.

555
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: You've been going to sleep by night with chanting your eyes.

556
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not like laughing, it's just crazy.

557
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: No, No, it's okay.

558
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 4: You're like reading me to filth right now? Too much?

559
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have been having nightmares of people that you

560
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 3: have not even seen before, or maybe even creatures of

561
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 3: some sort. Yeah, maybe even you in a very dark,

562
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 3: deep pull and you don't know how to get yourself

563
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 3: out of. Yeah, or maybe even someone trying to murder

564
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: you or something like really drastic and weird.

565
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I also am seeing like my loved ones

566
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 4: around me, like literally burning alive constantly, or like getting executed.

567
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 3: Are these are these loved ones passed on? Or do

568
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 3: they pass Are they here?

569
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 4: They're here with this? Okay, okay, I've had a dream

570
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 4: about a loved one that passed on.

571
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my dude, you know what that means.

572
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 3: That means that there is something that's really trying to

573
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 3: attack you. There isn't There is an evil spirit that

574
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 3: is connected to you that is trying to be able

575
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 3: to get into your mind and control you and manipulate you.

576
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 3: You are very easy to move.

577
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: I know that.

578
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 4: It's trying to control you and you, but yeah, that

579
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 4: ship was killing. And then.

580
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not loud me at you.

581
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 5: It's just this is a lot although you say to

582
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 5: this random woman and the most serious sound like, yeah,

583
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, you're just like reading me to filters

584
00:25:59,640 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 5: right now.

585
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 4: And then she went on this long tangent because I

586
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 4: forgot like how we got there, but she was talking

587
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 4: about like how like someone came into her house and

588
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,679
Speaker 4: put her fish in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

589
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 4: And I was like, girl, oh, I brought up how

590
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 4: you killed my bug? Let me find it? Let me

591
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 4: find it?

592
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: Wait, how did you pay her vino? Okay, so she

593
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: saw your real name.

594
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 4: But I paid her after the reading, and it was

595
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 4: it was crazy. She like, literally I could have walked

596
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 4: out of there without paying her, like she she wanted

597
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 4: me out, like her tone shifted in the craziest way.

598
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 5: Any animals they got, they put the fish down.

599
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 8: I love it.

600
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 4: I will, but they don't know.

601
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 3: I don't worry about you, know what I mean? Sorry,

602
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 3: enjoying times in our good times. Now there's something that's reading.

603
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 3: We opened a new chapter. We opened a new.

604
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 4: Book, but I don't think Okay, it starts at ten forty.

605
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, within your future, my dear,

606
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you.

607
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 1: I don't see children in your future.

608
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 4: Yeah the fuck does she mean by that? I fucking

609
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 4: I know literally, like that was evil.

610
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 3: I don't see children maybe like for babies, you know

611
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: what I mean?

612
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: Like animals?

613
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

614
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: Do you have any animals?

615
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 4: Not currently? No?

616
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 8: Okay? Yeah.

617
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: Fuck. I wish you went.

618
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 5: I wish you like when she said that, you were like,

619
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 5: I'm actually engaged to the love of my life right

620
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 5: now and she's expecting.

621
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

622
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: Literally, she probably would have.

623
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 5: Went further and been like, I'm sorry to tell you this,

624
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 5: but there's a miscarage coming.

625
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

626
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 4: Literally, she would have like said, she would have definitely

627
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 4: doubled down.

628
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: Babies, you know what I mean? Like animals? Yeah, do

629
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: you have any animals?

630
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 4: Eleven? Not currently?

631
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 2: No?

632
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I had a praying man to someone point.

633
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love it.

634
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 9: That's probably so scary though.

635
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was scary. My roommate killed her

636
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 4: on accident. On accident. I think she sprayed vinegar inside

637
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 4: of her container because she needs moisture. Oh, she was

638
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 4: taking care and I.

639
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 10: Think she accidentally like, uh, oh my god, you want

640
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 10: to hear something terrible.

641
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 3: So I have someone come over to my house and

642
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 3: clean the fish. Think they got the fish down the

643
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 3: garbage puzzle.

644
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 4: I turned it on.

645
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 8: Why, I don't know.

646
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: I still don't know what to the state.

647
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 4: That is horrifying. Yeah, what fish did you have?

648
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: Especially she's gonna say like a reef.

649
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 4: Thought I was going to say a rethink and she

650
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 4: was like it was a fucking beta fish. And I

651
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 4: was like, girl, like you were probably abusing that fucking

652
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 4: fish anyways, like they need tanks. But yeah, So I

653
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 4: went to a psychiatrist and she told me, oh, yeah,

654
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 4: you need to go to a psychi do I do know?

655
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 4: I went to a psychiatrist. She told me that I'm

656
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 4: I said it again, but you all just heard the

657
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 4: fuck story. I'm not like wrapping it up.

658
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: That's so awesome. I need to go now, I really

659
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: need to go, but I should.

660
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 5: I'm glad we didn't go together because I if I

661
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 5: saw you cracking up, I think I would have started

662
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 5: laughing and she literally would have kicked this at her.

663
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 4: I know it was crazy and like seeing like her.

664
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 4: It was funny because you.

665
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: Think it'll be too supicious if I go like today

666
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: or tomorrow.

667
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 4: No, you should go, you should definitely, it would not

668
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 4: be supicious at all.

669
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: Did you like look at her yelp? Did she have no?

670
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: No?

671
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 4: I just called the sign because I felt like a

672
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 4: calling from like beyond.

673
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 5: Okay me when I see an ad and I feel

674
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 5: a calling like no.

675
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: I said that to her and she was like, how

676
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 4: did you find out about us? And I was like,

677
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 4: the big sign.

678
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 5: The biggest sign on the front yard on a really

679
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 5: busy mange.

680
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: I want to see if you can hear her tone change.

681
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a good person the process.

682
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk. I do want to thank you.

683
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: If you have any the questions, please let me know.

684
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I don't have any other question about.

685
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds good. So bring back your friends, bring whoever

686
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: you can you know what I mean, whoever wants to

687
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,479
Speaker 3: move to get a reading done.

688
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't really tell. But she got fucking pissed

689
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 4: and she like stopped talking, and so it was like

690
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,239
Speaker 4: me trying to fill the void, like the awkwardness, and

691
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 4: like I was like, damn, she's good at like, because

692
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 4: I was almost like, sure, I'll just fucking do it

693
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 4: just to like make her like me, but like no,

694
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not not doing all that, but.

695
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 5: Well, I'm god, I need to go see Like you

696
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 5: think you have good intuition, but I have good intuition.

697
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: But I was like, I just don't think that's.

698
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 4: For me that you should go.

699
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the one time I got it was

700
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: going it like she did.

701
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 5: Like the one time I got one was that a

702
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 5: random ass like milk makeup of it in twenty nineteen,

703
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 5: and she read my cards and I'm not kidding. Everything

704
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 5: she said that was going to happen fully happened.

705
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 4: Damn like.

706
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 5: And then the other time that happened was when we

707
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 5: were all obsessed with the pattern app in like early

708
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen and everything that it was late twenty eighteen

709
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 5: or something, and everything that I was saying was happening

710
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 5: was fully happening.

711
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: But also, I'm a crazy person. You can't tell me

712
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: things because then I just.

713
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 4: Make them happy.

714
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: Though it's gonna happen anyway, I might as well make

715
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 5: it happen.

716
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: Well. After Drew had that, he had a really scary.

717
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 5: Experience again I don't even know your This is literally

718
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 5: just the Drew episode.

719
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: And yeah, I.

720
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 4: Just want to let you know I made it to

721
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 4: my destination of Hell. As you can hear in the

722
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 4: background that the eternal screens of the Damned. I'm actually

723
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 4: going back to Heaven now. Well, God, God, I guess

724
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 4: this is Lynn all right.

725
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: Well from Heaven, I guess I already am.

726
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean. Afterwards, settled, meet everybody, Jesus.

727
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 5: I made my destination hell as you can hear the

728
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 5: eternal screams.

729
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: Of the damn.

730
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 4: What's crazy is the reason I sent that audio message

731
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 4: was because I sent an audio message from bed to

732
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 4: Enya like right before that, and I had a bat

733
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 4: I sent it from my laptop, and I had a

734
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 4: basketball video playing in the background, and it literally sounded

735
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 4: like I was.

736
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: At a basketball Like the fuck did you go to

737
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: a game?

738
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 4: So I unlocked a new I unlocked a new bit basically,

739
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 4: and it's to play a YouTube video in the background

740
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 4: with some sound effects and then screen or voice mement

741
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: record off your laptop and it plays through the audio.

742
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: Message like it keeps it perfectly.

743
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, the Valium, the Valuum. I need a valium.

744
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 4: You don't. Yeah, no, they are.

745
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: Evil around you as all the people trying to help

746
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: you like this. That's how she's like evil.

747
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: Don't listen to I forgot about this. She was like,

748
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 4: are you taking any medication right now? And I was

749
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 4: like no, and she was like good, Like you will

750
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 4: become a pill popper if you take antidepressant medication. That's

751
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 4: something I didn't record. And she went on this long

752
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 4: tangent about how people that take like depression medication are

753
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 4: pill poppers and it's evil and sinister, and I was like,

754
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 4: holy fucked, she's crazy. Like she literally like if I

755
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 4: was someone who like actually was like mentally unwell, and

756
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 4: like went there.

757
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 5: And decided, you said, if you were somebody who was

758
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 5: mentally unwell, now you have put your foot on the.

759
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 4: Walk to me. Oh the pictures of my jeans that we're.

760
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: Serving a gender reveal right now? Oh yeah, Drew in

761
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: his sticky jeans.

762
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 5: Bro, something is wrong with Drew's legs because any I

763
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 5: used to think it was just as other pants, but

764
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 5: these pants make his legs look funky too.

765
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: I'll insert it. Oh my god.

766
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 5: But yeah, we went to Texas for drew sister's wedding.

767
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 5: I was a fucking hit. Everybody was obsessed with me.

768
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 5: Everybody was so sad.

769
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 4: When he They literally were. They were like, why does

770
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 4: she stay another day? Like, she can just stay another day.

771
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 4: You're lucky that you're loved and wanted, because it doesn't

772
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 4: feel like I am by my own family. I am

773
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: like the black Sheep. I like go in and everybody's like,

774
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 4: who is he? He changed? And then they make me

775
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 4: sleep outside also, no, literally they made me sleep outside

776
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 4: in the rain. But it was like funny that stuff.

777
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 4: I like rain that I don't like sleeping in it.

778
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 4: But it was like a bit. They just like locked

779
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 4: me out.

780
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: But they kept you out there all night.

781
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 4: With the dogs. Yeah, put me in a cage.

782
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: I don't think that's like a bit. They might actually

783
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 1: really not like you. You're only sixteen. You could call CPS. Still,

784
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,959
Speaker 1: there's still time, Brue.

785
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 4: I didn't even fucking think.

786
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: It's a bit. It's like the bit that we do

787
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 2: wear spank you.

788
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 11: Yeah.

789
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been silent the whole episode, and those are

790
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 5: the first words you've said.

791
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: I hope you said, like, yeah, rest of not yea rest?

792
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 11: Wait?

793
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 4: What is it? Rest?

794
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 5: No?

795
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: Wait?

796
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 4: What were you fucking saying, oh.

797
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 5: We killed a million frogs by accident sister's wedding Tucker Storm,

798
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 5: And we were all walking around in the grass and

799
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 5: then all of us started to look down and there

800
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 5: was a million, tiny, tiny frogs jumping around.

801
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 4: It was like a frog, like a super bloom. Like

802
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 4: I mean, we're not exaggerating. There was thousands, if not

803
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of little baby frogs this big, and

804
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 4: like it was actually so fucking cute for a wedding

805
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 4: to have those little toads like hopping around and like,

806
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 4: didn't like the princess kissed the frog or something and

807
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 4: it became a toad or something like that.

808
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: Like, didn't the princess kiss the frog?

809
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 4: Like you know what I'm talking about. Like it was

810
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 4: like a cute fucking vibe frog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it

811
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 4: was like a cute fucking vibe. And like until we

812
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 4: realized that we were mashing.

813
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 5: The kids were running around and we were like, oh,

814
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 5: look at them, and then we were looking at the

815
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 5: grass and they were picking up frogs at one point,

816
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 5: and then they started running around and we were like, oh,

817
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 5: that's so cute. And then we started looking down at

818
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 5: the floor and you could see a million of frogs

819
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 5: like jumping around, but they were jumping around trying to

820
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 5: get running away while kids were running through it, just.

821
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 4: Like killing their loved ones, their brothers and sisters.

822
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: I don't think frogs have the capacity to know like relation, No.

823
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: They don't.

824
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 4: But the wedding was super fucking cute. Congratulations to my

825
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: sister and her now husband. I'm glad everybody was able

826
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 4: to make it, and I'm so fucking proud of you.

827
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 5: Also, two things that I made fun of on the podcast,

828
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 5: and like the same episode.

829
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 4: Did you and the ass?

830
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: I made fun of paragliding? Is that what it's called?

831
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 4: Whatever?

832
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: That fucking big fan.

833
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 5: I made fun of that one of Drew's family members

834
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 5: fully does that. And then I made fun of men.

835
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 5: There was there was like, yeah, there was tension, and

836
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 5: then there was obviously at the wedding, his sister's husband

837
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 5: was like sobbing, he was like so happy, but it

838
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,439
Speaker 5: felt sweeter in person. But I felt so uncomfortable because

839
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 5: I was like, I made fun of these things back

840
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 5: to back on an episode literally last week, and I'm

841
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 5: sitting here in a room of two men committing the

842
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 5: sins that.

843
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: I damned.

844
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 4: Committing the sins that I damned because you're like Satan,

845
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: because you're evil, you're a witch. My is.

846
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was a vibe. We made slime and

847
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: it was so fucking awesome.

848
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 4: We did Flora slime. It was fucking cute. What else happened?

849
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 4: And at the our trip because Theenya came to me,

850
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 4: came with me to Texas, My fucking family loves you, bro,

851
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: Like they literally like, dude, it's so funny, like they

852
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 4: all genuinely think like my extended family that like I don't,

853
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 4: like I have a relationship, but it's not as close

854
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 4: as like my close family, but all of them genuinely

855
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 4: believe that me and you are gonna end up together.

856
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 5: And I'm like, babe, the because Grandma like was like

857
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 5: say also his grandma was touching up on me, talk

858
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 5: about that she's just doing like the older woman thing

859
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 5: where she's like being like kind and like like her

860
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 5: love language was touched. But I was wearing this dress

861
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 5: that had a big slit in it, and she kept

862
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 5: touching my thigh period, and I was just cracking up

863
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 5: in my head because I'm just like sitting there and

864
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 5: she kept calling everybody to introduce me to everybody, but.

865
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: I've met your whole extended family already. So she would

866
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: be like, come here, like you need meet andya, she's

867
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: the best.

868
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 5: And then they'd be like I know Anya, and then

869
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 5: I'd be like, yeah, I know them, and then they

870
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 5: she'd be like oh okay, and then kind of like

871
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 5: bath them away and.

872
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: Then see who else she can like call over to

873
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: talk about me.

874
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 5: And then she introduced me to somebody I didn't know,

875
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 5: and then she was like, oh, like, how do you

876
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 5: know the family?

877
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: And then she cut in and she was like this

878
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: is Drew's better half. Yeah, and then me and Drew

879
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 1: later on we were.

880
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 4: Like, you're sorry, sorry grandma, sorry grandma.

881
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: Sorry.

882
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 5: Game games, damn gam But it's not too far for

883
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 5: them to think we'd get married, because we've talked about

884
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 5: that before, so it's not that crazy. But it is

885
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 5: so interesting to think of like older generations. I guess

886
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 5: even some people our age, like we just live in

887
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 5: a bubble where we don't find marriage and romantic relationships

888
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 5: to be like the epitome of human connection. And for

889
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 5: a lot of people that's still like top tier and

890
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 5: the thing to like be sawt after Yeah, but what

891
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 5: was carcking me up is I was like, it's so

892
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 5: weird to think that, like for some people, there is

893
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 5: like a sliver of like invalidness to our relationship because

894
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 5: we don't fuck. That's literally all that's missing, is like really,

895
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 5: just because we don't hook up anymore.

896
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, also, like that's just a facade

897
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 4: we keep up to the public that we don't do that,

898
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 4: but like we keep our sex lives private.

899
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we don't do that anymore.

900
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 4: We keep our sex life private and our private parts

901
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,919
Speaker 4: to each other. That fucking suck brouh.

902
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 5: I was actually thinking other day, I was like, Damn,

903
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 5: our podcast would be ten times more interesting if we

904
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 5: were people who were like dating around and being foolish

905
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 5: and like also spoke about those things publicly because there

906
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 5: was like no personal life aspect of this podcast, which

907
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 5: I enjoy and I think for the most part people like.

908
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 5: But I was listening to someone else's podcast, I was like, Damn,

909
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 5: they're like going in about their dating life, like y'all

910
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 5: are like about it, but you literally couldn't put a

911
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 5: gun to my head and make me say anything about

912
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 5: my personal life.

913
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: I actually think I would explode. I'd much rather talk

914
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: about shit and poop.

915
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, literally, sorry, I was like lost in thought,

916
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 4: like thinking about like Tricia Payne, I'm not kidding, like literally,

917
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, Like.

918
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: She loves us, We're her favorite podcasts.

919
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but okay. So Also, another thing that happened in

920
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 4: the last episode is I started talking about basketball, and

921
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: people were genuinely shocked that I had ball knowledge.

922
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 5: That I'm not talking at things about balls. That's like,

923
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 5: to me, that's the first thing I would think. I'm

924
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 5: like Drew balls.

925
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, anyways, So anyways, uh no, but I know

926
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 4: a lot about basketball. It's something I keep to myself

927
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 4: because no one wants to hear me fucking talk about basketball.

928
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 2: About basketball?

929
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 4: Okay, good. I was waiting for that. Should I keep?

930
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 4: Should I talk about it?

931
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: That's my answer?

932
00:41:51,960 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 4: So no, No, So Caitlin Clark, Yes, she's the girl,

933
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 4: and I hate to see all the other w I don't.

934
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 5: Find you talking about women's basketball. Not to me, for

935
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 5: some reason, is less annoying.

936
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 4: And I love Angel Reese and I love that she's

937
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 4: taking on the villain role and publicly saying which she's

938
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 4: fine with it.

939
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: It is only basketball related. This is insane.

940
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 4: So this is Jalen bruns and Brunson and Josh Hart's podcast.

941
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 5: And this feels like when I would ever sit in

942
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 5: like a French class and my teacher really wanted me

943
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 5: to learn something, and for some reason, it just would

944
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 5: like bounce off of the like membranes surrounding my brain

945
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 5: like it just doesn't, like it won't, it can't, it

946
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 5: will never.

947
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 4: And you know what's crazy is I would go.

948
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: To a game.

949
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 5: I would get a beer and stuff, let's go. That

950
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 5: sounds fun, like getting all cute and like going to.

951
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 4: A game such a pretty note but thank you. I

952
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 4: literally like just saw it for the first time.

953
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 5: But yeah, that sounds fun. But then that sounds fun

954
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 5: in theory. And then actually having to sit through a

955
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 5: game because aren't they like three hours long?

956
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 4: That's like baseball. They're not too long, like because isn't.

957
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 5: There like intermissions and stuff, Like we'd be in the

958
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 5: stadium for three hours.

959
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 4: There's like halftime. No, but you go to the bathroom

960
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 4: at halftime, you get like your beer at halftime, your

961
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 4: second beer, and you like just vibe out in chats you're.

962
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 2: Talking about basketball. Yeah, dude, when we went, I don't

963
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 2: even fuck with sports, but when we went, I was like,

964
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: this is kind of sick, Like.

965
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 4: You get it, like once you go basketball is.

966
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 2: Like every twenty seconds they're playing like eedm, like whenever

967
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: something's not happening, like people come out and dance for

968
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: you and shit, it's like it's it's like the TikTok.

969
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 5: Subway surfers, Like they're playing subway surfers for you to

970
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 5: keep you like tuned in.

971
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 4: You know, it's really fucking sad. Is We had Luca

972
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 4: Chick and Jalen.

973
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 11: Brunson, but we did not utilize Jalen Brunson. Right, we

974
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 11: traded it into the fucking mix and we did. It

975
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 11: became a fucking super star. And now he's like gonna

976
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 11: be an All Star, like he's.

977
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 4: Gonna he's wait, don't fall because you're gonna cut your hand.

978
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 4: All right, I'm done. I'm done.

979
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

980
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: That was crazy.

981
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 4: Wait should I go into stand up?

982
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: Do you have more stand up? How the fuck do

983
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: you have more things to say?

984
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? I got a lot of stand up.

985
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: My notes suck.

986
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 5: People keep tagging me and people who get beat up

987
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 5: by horses now since I mentioned it, So all of

988
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 5: my like tags on TikTok are literally like people getting

989
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 5: beat up by those royal horses. And I actually don't

990
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 5: understand the obsession with the royal guards and the horses.

991
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 5: Like someone explain it, yeah, someone like in the comments,

992
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 5: like just let me know what the fuck is up?

993
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: Like what is it? Is it?

994
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 4: Like the outfits, it's the horse girl couture. It's coming back,

995
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 4: I swear no.

996
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 5: But it's like they got those big funky March Simpson hats.

997
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 5: Like I don't understand why that's the vibe. Like we

998
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 5: need like a like a Renaissance era of those fits, Like.

999
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 4: We are like a coquette, Like imagine a coquette.

1000
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: A coquette royal guard. But those horses.

1001
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 5: First of all, those horses are being abused because they

1002
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 5: have to just stand in a fucking dingy cave all

1003
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 5: day and like let humans come up to it.

1004
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 4: But like you saw the one that escaped and like

1005
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 4: cut its yes, like.

1006
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 5: They literally get attacked. But like I need to find

1007
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 5: some of the ones that I've been tagged in. Oh

1008
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 5: I think I've been saving them because I get tagged

1009
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 5: in them so.

1010
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 4: Much now you don't want to be saved. Don't save ah? Also,

1011
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 4: why do you so humiliating?

1012
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: So humiliating, bitch?

1013
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 5: If I got hit in the head by a horse,

1014
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 5: I would actually end my life.

1015
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 4: Like why go Like that's me and this lady's really

1016
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 4: cute they did not design. But also the horses like

1017
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 4: must be able to sense energy and vibes because it

1018
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 4: doesn't buy everybody.

1019
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 10: Like it is sad, like I am sorry, Like it's

1020
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 10: really crazy.

1021
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 4: Every single person trips.

1022
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody gets knocked over because like a horse is

1023
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 5: so goddamn strong, but people keep going to take the

1024
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 5: pictures like I just want to understand the value of

1025
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 5: the picture because it's not.

1026
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: Like I don't know.

1027
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 5: Also, the other thing I wrote down is it's crazy

1028
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 5: how much like homophobia in the world is as it like.

1029
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 4: Oh, you are the main perpetuator.

1030
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 5: But it's crazy how much like homophobia there is in

1031
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 5: the world where they are like when they are the

1032
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 5: most accepting people. Ever, no straight crowd would ever sing

1033
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 5: and cheer like that for Jojo seewaw like the love

1034
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 5: given to Jojo Seewah like is so sweet and it's

1035
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 5: so awesome and like at the shows and whatever, even

1036
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 5: if it's for like a goof and a gag and

1037
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 5: it's like funny, but like genuinely I want to know

1038
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 5: exactly the way I wrote it down. I was really

1039
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 5: high when I was having this thought, too. I thought

1040
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 5: I was like unlocking something the mystery. Gay people are

1041
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 5: so nice, Like at the end of the day, a

1042
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 5: crowd of gay people singing and cheering for Jojo Seawall

1043
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 5: is true connection. No, literally, like that is literally like

1044
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 5: the meaning of true connection.

1045
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 4: I don't know why you could even hate their kind

1046
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 4: like those people even for a second.

1047
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I know I couldn't either, but I'm like.

1048
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think it's interesting how Enya is critiquing

1049
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 2: homophobia when she just broke a bottle over a gay

1050
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 2: passing man's head.

1051
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: Exact way A culturally gay man a.

1052
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 5: Culturally gay, he's culturally I mean, oh.

1053
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 4: Wait, I was, I was unlocking the keys to the

1054
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 4: fucking universe yesterday. L A is full of straight gay men. No, no, no,

1055
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 4: gay straight men. Yeah yeah, l A is full of

1056
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 4: gay straight men. And I am just right.

1057
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: That's not what you said in the car that we

1058
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: literally have the funniest conversation. Because I was saying, how

1059
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 1: like what oh I was saying.

1060
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 5: It's so interesting the way like mega straight girls talk

1061
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 5: about like like COUCHI like, it really is so dark

1062
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 5: to me, like this whole like narrative that is based

1063
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 5: in massandry or not massandy, that's based in misogyny and

1064
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 5: like just like this weird patriarchal ideology around like women's

1065
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 5: private parts and just like oh, it's so stinky, eh

1066
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 5: fucking fishy, nasty like whatever, which is like funny to

1067
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 5: like just like troll about and like know that it's

1068
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 5: not serious, but there are girls out there who are

1069
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 5: literally like I could never eat someone out that is

1070
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 5: fucking disgusting, like the way like.

1071
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 4: You neither could.

1072
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: I wait, okay, that's not.

1073
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: That's not I got the whole squad laughing with that one.

1074
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 5: But like the the like the action will like the

1075
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 5: way people talk about it actually freaks me out because

1076
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 5: I'm like, first of all, we gotta get down to

1077
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 5: what's up with your Cooter Bronson because that ship must

1078
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 5: be reak nation the way you think everyone else is.

1079
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: Like, I actually don't understand it.

1080
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 5: And then we were having that conversation where were laughing

1081
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 5: about it, and then I was like, I act like

1082
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 5: I don't talk about men like that, So I.

1083
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, girl, you talk about penis is

1084
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 4: the exact same way.

1085
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: They're barbarians.

1086
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 4: She's just never seen mine. Oh that's literally not true.

1087
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 4: That is literally not true.

1088
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: No.

1089
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that too, and I was like,

1090
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 4: it is interesting though, like guys can like look at

1091
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 4: a penis and respect it like straight guys.

1092
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, yeah, exactly.

1093
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, some wiiners go crazy. Okay, did you guys see

1094
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 2: the video of.

1095
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 4: The of your mama getting banged by Drew Phillips. Did

1096
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 4: it was number one?

1097
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 2: No? The video of the girl?

1098
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was number one trending.

1099
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 2: No. She it was a girl who showed her class

1100
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 2: the podcast. No, I'll send it to you.

1101
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 4: Oh that's so scary, and I know everybody.

1102
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 2: Is like people in the comments were like, I'm embarrassed

1103
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 2: for you, Like I'm freaking out watching this video.

1104
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 8: No, oh, oh god, I.

1105
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: Did see this. I did see this. And then she

1106
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: did a follow up where she asked everybody.

1107
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 5: And everybody was like, I don't fucking know that shit

1108
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 5: was weird, Like I really didn't like that, which freaks

1109
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 5: me out because I don't feel like we're that crazy.

1110
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 4: No, we're horrible, Like I.

1111
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: Don't think we're that Like.

1112
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 5: Great, I went crazy, like what like, I'm not that crazy?

1113
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 11: No.

1114
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 2: There was a girl at the end that was like

1115
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 2: a fan. I think she had merch or something.

1116
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 5: The girl who showed the video, it was like, I

1117
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 5: don't care what they say, like I still like like

1118
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 5: it literally felt like a piece to cam.

1119
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: But like everybody being like I didn't like that. I

1120
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: didn't like that.

1121
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 5: And then she was like everyone here is crazy. That

1122
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 5: shit as good as fuck. It's funny as fuck.

1123
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 4: Really, and listen, listen, listen, listen if you have one

1124
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 4: What did lady gotta say? If there's one person in

1125
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,720
Speaker 4: the room that believes in you.

1126
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 1: There could be ninety nine people who don't believe in you,

1127
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 1: But if the one person believes in you, you.

1128
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 4: Will go fuck exactly exactly. So that's that's the mentality

1129
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 4: I have from that. All Right, going into stand up?

1130
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 4: Are you all ready? I open with a banger homophobic vinyls,

1131
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 4: be like, let me set the record straight.

1132
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: Wait what because the record like.

1133
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 4: A vinyl record player? They say curiosity killed the cat? Well,

1134
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 4: who the fuck is curiosity? And why don't they like cats.

1135
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't like that one.

1136
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 4: Where do you go to get an almost twenty year

1137
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 4: old illiterate wedding ring? Then that, Oh but my name's Jared.

1138
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 4: I'm nineteen and I never learned how to read diamond store.

1139
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: That's the closest we're gonna get t having Josh on

1140
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 1: the podcast.

1141
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 4: You know, Jared like the diamond store, Jared? Okay, Chipotle

1142
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 4: more like ship Poultle. They have been skimping on the

1143
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 4: topics lately or toppings lately. Home, I'd be like, don't

1144
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 4: be shy, put some more, and then I go into yo.

1145
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 4: Mama jokes Texas is the biggest state. But Kai's mama

1146
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 4: couldn't fit inside. I was gonna make slime, but I

1147
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 4: grabbed your mama's underwear instead. Oh this one, this one's

1148
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 4: super heavy. This one's like you gotta think about this

1149
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 4: one for a second. Let it set after I say it. Fuck,

1150
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 4: I'm so bad with directions and I hate when I'm

1151
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 4: right alone. I get so lost in my thoughts.

1152
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, I like repeat that. I don't understand.

1153
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 4: I'm so bad with directions and I hate when I'm

1154
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 4: right alone. I get so lost in my.

1155
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 2: Thoughts, dude, that one's barely a joke.

1156
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 4: No, left and right, like when I'm left alone, when I'm.

1157
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: Right wha What time of day did you write that?

1158
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 4: Like on the way to the airport.

1159
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 5: So it was like one that doesn't seem like something

1160
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 5: that should have came out of your head like.

1161
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 4: That I was cooking in the backseat of my dad's truck.

1162
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 4: Crocs are so funny because they are shoes, but they

1163
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 4: sound like crocodiles. Plus they bite your feet blisters.

1164
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: Okay, No, you're I don't know if you're gonna be

1165
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: allowed to do this next week. You're like really going

1166
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 1: down a scary path.

1167
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 4: Ya, More like get in my belly. I'm so hungry

1168
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 4: I could eat you up. God, more like ky jelly,

1169
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 4: I want to butt fuck you.

1170
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think I've heard the term, but fucking

1171
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 5: so long.

1172
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: You know.

1173
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 4: When I was writing it down, I was like, this

1174
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 4: is a banger, like one hundred percent happy bride, y'all,

1175
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 4: and that's the end. Actually I have three more, but

1176
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, I'm gonna read the audience and

1177
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 4: that's a good banger to end on. Yeah, so I'm copying.

1178
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 4: I'm copying the ones that I have written down that

1179
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 4: I didn't read.

1180
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 8: That was good.

1181
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 4: In you you should try.

1182
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: To embarrass myself. That's a lot harder for me to

1183
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: do this.

1184
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 4: It's like for rejection therapy.

1185
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 1: I get rejection therapy all the time because nobody gives

1186
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: me enough a dungeon.

1187
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 4: True true, Oh this sucks. The syop jarin I'm sorry,

1188
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 4: evil doctor seusspie like one fish, two fish, deadfish, bloodfish. Okay,

1189
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 4: you sold you sold.

1190
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 11: You s bro.

1191
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not. That's the one syop I'll get because

1192
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 4: I killed.

1193
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: My favorite meme right now is how the fuck you

1194
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: hate subway?

1195
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 5: Bitch you made the sandwich? I love that meme so

1196
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 5: fucking much.

1197
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 4: Should we do media? Yeah, you're gonna start.

1198
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 5: Well. I've been really scared recently because I've realized my

1199
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 5: family has no video or photo documentation of us before

1200
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 5: the age of like fourteen fifteen, So I actually think

1201
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 5: I might have been kidnapped and put into this family

1202
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 5: because every time I'm like, hey, do you have photos

1203
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 5: of you when you were younger, me when I was younger,

1204
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 5: like our grandma when they were younger, like whatever, whatever,

1205
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 5: everybody says no, and I'm like Okay, I know y'all

1206
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 5: didn't have your bread up something serious, but this is

1207
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 5: fucking fishy, Like why is there? Actually I asked my grandma.

1208
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 5: She had a picture of her when she was like

1209
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 5: twenty seven. By that time, girl, you had to have

1210
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 5: been near a fucking camera. And she was like nope.

1211
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 5: And I was like, do you have, Like okay, when's

1212
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 5: the first time you were getting pictures? She was like,

1213
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 5: probably when you were born. And I was like, girl,

1214
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 5: that is funky on that the party? How are there

1215
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 5: no fucking pictures? And I can't stand you bitches with

1216
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 5: hell a documentation to look back at because I am

1217
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 5: a narcissist and like the best part about documentation is

1218
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 5: that I could look at myself.

1219
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: There's no fucking pictures to look at my.

1220
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 4: My dad literally threw away all of the documentation of

1221
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 4: us when we were younger and all my Pokemon cards him.

1222
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: Oh exactly.

1223
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 4: He has a sleep apnea machine. And I farted into

1224
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 4: the air intake every night for like five years.

1225
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 5: Remember how much I used to hate farts. They used

1226
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 5: to make drew so fucking it was fucked up, Like

1227
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 5: it was so annoying, Like you didn't go to me seriously,

1228
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 5: like did you actually just do that?

1229
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 4: I didn't come from like a farting family, so like

1230
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 4: they were gross to me. But then I farted once

1231
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 4: in front of everybody, and I got over it.

1232
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: You're I feel comfortable enough to.

1233
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: Far I'm a soldier. No, thank you guys for that.

1234
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 4: Now it's like my go to. But I'll be like, wait,

1235
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 4: it's so quiet, or wait, what does that sound.

1236
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 8: Is?

1237
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: It's like such a dad joke to be committing to.

1238
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 5: But like Drew will just be in his room for

1239
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 5: like five hours straight, ignoring me and Josie and then

1240
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 5: coming to the room like wait, fuck, I forgot what

1241
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 5: I was gonna say.

1242
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 1: Why did I come in here? And then just fart

1243
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: and turn around and run away.

1244
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 4: Go back and run in my cellar under under the crib.

1245
00:57:55,880 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 5: All right, well, shiit media media.

1246
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: Media media media, media.

1247
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,919
Speaker 5: Media, Sorry if I was quiet this episode, guys, Drew

1248
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 5: started out by concussing.

1249
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 4: Me, so yeah, and then I got concussed.

1250
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean dramatic. It's a little bit dramatic, all right.

1251
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 5: My media of the week is fuck, dude, I really

1252
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 5: have been listening to the same songs like, uh, why

1253
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 5: should I love you? By Kate Bush, Why should I

1254
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 5: be sad? But you wouldn't know anything.

1255
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 4: About that, sis, I know a lot about.

1256
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh.

1257
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 5: Something that's been cracking me up recently is the dramatics

1258
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 5: of when a white person can dance and the reaction

1259
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 5: it gets. Literally has always cracked me up, but recently

1260
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,439
Speaker 5: it's been making me laugh so fucking hard because something

1261
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 5: about a white person like dancing with.

1262
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 1: All their might is really fucking funny.

1263
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 5: Like and I like, I understand historically why white people

1264
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 5: are so bad at dancing, but like it is crazy,

1265
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 5: the like.

1266
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 4: I'm not bad at dancing.

1267
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 9: Dance, Okay, I'm not doing this.

1268
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 4: I'm not fucking doing this. I don't have to prove

1269
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 4: myself to anybody, but.

1270
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1271
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 5: The reactions to it are so amazing. It's like the

1272
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 5: equivalent when a baby speaks its first word. When a

1273
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 5: white person just suddenly shows the world that they can dance,

1274
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 5: everybody's mind as.

1275
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: Well as like, oh my god, good job, and I'm

1276
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: so proud of you. That's amazing. I look, you want

1277
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: to try lithium.

1278
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 4: I feel like you do good on it. Yeah lithium, Yeah,

1279
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,959
Speaker 4: I think you would do y'all are.

1280
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: Saying that to offend me, but I actually genuinely think

1281
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: it would be really good.

1282
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 4: No, I'm yet, I'm being dad serious.

1283
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: So you think I'm fucking crazy?

1284
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 2: Yes, Also really quick, guys, we've seen the comments. We've

1285
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 2: seen people begging for a Kai cam, and uh, everyone

1286
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 2: at the studio respects me. So they're gonna set me

1287
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 2: up with a really nice camera.

1288
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the excited y'all.

1289
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's been a long time coming.

1290
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: So who said they respect you?

1291
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 2: Just like the whole team. They all were like, oh,

1292
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 2: hey hear that one?

1293
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: Did they?

1294
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 2: Your body's great? We respect you.

1295
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, they wait.

1296
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 4: Kai's body is tea right now, y'all. He has like as.

1297
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 5: When I got here, they were like, oh, we want

1298
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 5: to show you a picture, and then they're like, wait,

1299
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 5: we can't, we can't. When I walked away, they were like, wow,

1300
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 5: you look so good, and they were standing over Kai's

1301
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 5: phone and I was like, y'all are literally gay, Like

1302
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 5: y'all are literally all in a like showing off your

1303
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 5: watching said there's anything bad with it? Like, it's not wrong.

1304
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 5: I want to clarify I'm not homophobic.

1305
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: I just don't like Drew me and Drew.

1306
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: There's a perier.

1307
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 5: Boy.

1308
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 2: There's a peer where me and Drew just sending each

1309
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 2: other progress pictures.

1310
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, back and forth, and I have them in my

1311
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 4: folder hidden my product. It was kays.

1312
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we have a shared album.

1313
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay. My media is a Lady Gaga in

1314
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 4: my room, Langley Kids Choir, Snow Queen of Texas, the

1315
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,919
Speaker 4: Mamas and the Papas. And then I finally saw Bottoms

1316
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 4: and it was worth the weight and worth the hype.

1317
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 4: But I watched it on my iPhone screen on the airplane,

1318
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 4: Like this, bitch, I didn't even fucking talk about the

1319
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 4: people next to me on the fucking plane.

1320
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 8: Bro.

1321
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 4: No, I'll talk about it next week, bro, like remind me.

1322
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, Drew was too busy fucking running is goddamn

1323
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: fucking mouth this whole episode. I didn't get a guy.

1324
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: You're mad, You're mad, You're mad. Oh.

1325
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 5: I did watch Anatomy of a Fall, and I really

1326
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 5: liked it. And I watched Children of a Lesser God,

1327
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 5: which I liked the lead actress. Not only am I

1328
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 5: one in love with her too, she.

1329
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: Did such a good job.

1330
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 5: Three It is just like a classical movie where the

1331
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 5: guy is like kind of fucking annoying. Like, oh, any

1332
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 5: movie with like a male love interest before the year

1333
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 5: of like twenty seventeen is fucking like.

1334
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 4: The Turing Test. Kai, what's the test? The Turing test,

1335
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 4: the test, the rectal.

1336
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: Test, Like there are certain movies it's just very like

1337
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: Manic Pixie dream.

1338
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 5: Girl, Like she's so like lost and I can fix her,

1339
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 5: but she ate down and she is like so pretty.

1340
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: It's her Sigourney Weaver, Sigourney's Beaver. That's her name.

1341
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god, my, I'm not gonna

1342
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 5: remember her name. She's from fucking what's it called, Boys

1343
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 5: Don't Cry?

1344
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Get

1345
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: wait wait wait guys, wait, wait wait wait.

1346
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 4: The Frank Ocean magazine.

1347
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. I look at Boyd's boyds Don't Cry.

1348
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: Fucking what's her name?

1349
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 4: Hilary Swank more like Hilary Skank.

1350
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: Okay, bye, guys.

1351
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 11: Mm hm