WEBVTT - Saved By The Belmore Presents: LOOKING INWARD (Episode 2) 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:16.520 Hello, and welcome to say by the Belmore. It's me 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:20.360 Mr Stephen Belmore. As you know, I am a theater, 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:25.840 improvisational comedy, public speaking, and home economics teacher at Lakeland 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:29.200 Public High School. I have a degree in theater arts 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:32.840 and home economics from the University of Tucson. I am 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.440 getting an honorary doctoral degree from the Saint Croix School 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:40.440 of Acting. You know, it's not all about me, although 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.839 sometimes it feels like with how many people come to 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.479 me and ask for my advice and ask for what 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.600 I can tell them, it does feel like it's all 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:54.880 about me. But today is my producer's birthday. Cindy. Hi, everyone, 0:00:55.000 --> 0:01:00.160 it's it's me, Cindy. Yeah, Happy birthday, Cindy. Yeah. Well 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.520 we don't have to do the whole thing. We already 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.560 did that at the Friday's And that was such a 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.200 lovely surprise. I thought it was gonna be cheesecake factory, 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.240 but you know, that's a surprise when it's you know, 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.800 Fridays instead. Yeah, t g I A. Yeah, thank you 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:18.200 for picking up that tab again. Oh and now you know, 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:20.840 just it was a nice intimate dinner between you know, 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:25.480 friends cousins. Yeah, it's almost as though you're my employee, 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:29.320 you know. Um, But anyway, Cindy, what is new with you? 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:33.560 What's going on? Wow? I wanted my first date since 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.720 the divorce from my husband who left me from an 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.560 unknown real housewife of New York. And how did that 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:42.560 date go? I'm just so happy for you, you know. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:48.240 Not Well, he took too much galonipan beforehand and passed 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.240 out in his chowder. Yeah. I was in the bathroom 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.600 at the time, so when I came back, he wasn't breathing. Yeah. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.560 The hospital says, um, things are still pretty touch and 0:01:56.600 --> 0:02:02.120 go for him at the moment um. So it's been difficult. Actually, oh, Cindy, 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.520 I mean, I have to be honest. It does sound 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.160 like you dodged a red bullet. There a red bullet. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.360 I can find bullet in red flag listened to me, 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.240 But I did mean both things. He ordered chowder on 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:17.000 a dates and that's goddamn insane. Yeah, it was a 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.320 chowder themed restaurant, but I mean he actually didn't end 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.920 up eating much of it. Well, you really know how 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.600 to pick him. Yeah, he's being fed through a tube now, 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.160 so you know, chowder really the only thing he can eat. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.840 God that is dark, Cinty. I mean, it's my friend's 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:37.160 birthday today. Can you not be so dismal? As you know, 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:40.760 I am still waiting to hear back from several casting 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:45.680 directors on leading film roles. I've been auditioning like crazy 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:49.280 via online submissions. But in the meantime, I am putting 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.320 all of my energy into the Lakeland High School production 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:57.519 of Rent, which honestly I'm stressed out about because the principal, 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:02.520 Mary Joe Fletcher, found out that Roger was being played 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:06.080 by a hired actor that I discovered at the post office. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.079 And then you remember I made a backstage dot com 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.760 posting that she had removed. So I was hanging out 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:16.280 down at the post office like I do every Thursday night. Yeah, Stephen, 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.120 why do you do that again? I just love the 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.880 ambiance of a Thursday night post office. The rush to 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:28.240 get things ready for the weekend inspires me. So I'm 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.760 standing outside about to pack it in for the night, 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:35.080 and I see him, my Roger. He's smoking cigarettes and 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:39.200 wearing this tattered leather coat. Bags under his eyes that 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:43.800 make yours look small, Cindy, can you imagine? Uh? He 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.600 was perfect, But none of that matters. To Miss Lesbian 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.920 Mary Joe Fletcher. I still have my Roger's number. I 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:53.560 didn't learn his name, but we will be in contact 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.240 and he might come back. Well that's good, it is 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.240 good a connection out of it, I certainly did. That's 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.200 one for the Roodex, always looking at the glass half 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:08.560 fall of chowder. But in addition to that, I got 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:12.200 in trouble for scoffing at a parent when they mentioned 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.440 that their son was starting to date girls at the 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:18.640 parent teacher conference. Now, why would you get in trouble 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.240 for scoffing. A lot of people think these students are 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:24.040 too young to be dating. No, I scoffed because her 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.960 she was talking about her son dating girls. He's gayer 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.800 than a talentless actor and a Ryan Murphy mini series. 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:35.280 I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous. Well, but anyway, 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.240 speaking of the gay youth, let's get back to me. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:44.320 Because I'm young, I'm still younger. Sure, yes, you're younger 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.680 than me. I'm young. In the scheme of the world, 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:50.240 I'm on the young side of things. Yes, in the 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:54.240 scheme of the timeless world. Yes, okay, thankfully we have 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:58.279 our next segment coming up. Because time has never meant 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.000 more to me. I can feel it creeping in, and 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.120 that's why we have to do this new, never before 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:10.599 done segment, Daring to Date, where I will bravely and 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:17.320 vulnerably put myself out there as a homosexual man who's dating. Now. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:21.080 This all started because I, you know that Damian Janitor 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.120 and I broke up when I found out he was married. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.960 I I, you know, I did hear about that. I'm 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.440 so sorry. Well, I guess I misread things, as I 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:34.040 always do. On the positive side, I downloaded some dating apps, 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.240 and I could have sworn. I saw the earth science 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:41.839 teacher Daniel on a gay dating app, and I spent 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:45.240 days chatting with him. I tried to have lunch with him. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.960 I said, can I sit here? He said, somebody sitting there? 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.960 I said I don't care, and I said anyway. I 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.840 sat next to him at meetings, which I also made 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.480 someone move so that I could do. And then I 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:00.880 find out not only is he married, he's married with 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:04.400 five children. Okay, so maybe it's just me. Maybe my 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:07.560 picker is broken, and that's why I have decided to 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:12.440 reach out for an outside professional matchmaker. I saw her 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:16.000 on the local news. She was in a commercial on 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:19.200 the local news for a local car dealership. But she 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:24.480 is a professional matchmaker. Folks, please welcome my new friend, 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:34.840 Dominique low APR Financing. You can go right now down 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.200 the block. We have great new and used cars and 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.720 you can't go wrong with Donnie anyway. I just had 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.680 to get that in. He asked that. I mentioned it. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.720 If you want to just send that to Cindy so 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.000 we can get that over to legal. I'm on it. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:50.120 I'm on it. Okay, yes, sorry about that. Um legal, 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:55.120 believe me, I know all about legal right totally. You 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:59.200 remember everyone does. Last year it was sticky, but everything 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.040 we settled in court. We settled. We settled. Oh my god, 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.920 that was you. That was me. Yeah, well I've changed 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:10.720 my hair, but that was Yeah, it's straight and that's 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.080 for protection purposes. In the mug shot, it was so 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.040 spiky it went out of the frame. It went out 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.000 of they had. I said, zoom back. I said zoom 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.320 back because I spent a lot of money on that. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:23.000 I'm like, if this picture is gonna go everywhere, I 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.920 want you to see the you know, the great work 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:29.080 that Cheryl Cheryl. I haven't been to. Cheryl Cheryl is 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.920 actually a mother of one of my students. She's not 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:36.840 a fan. Oh so it's a conflict. Conflict, fress, it's 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.200 conflict of interests. Right. I also need to, you know, 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:43.920 contact legal. You know what they'll they'll be used to 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:45.480 see in my name pop up a couple of times 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.720 in a day, Cindy. Yeah, they will not be a 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:52.320 stranger to that. Oh god, yeah, I forgot. Did that 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:56.040 guy end up surviving that or was it? No? No, 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.600 he didn't survive Steeving. You know, you know what I've 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.560 always said, and you know, in the name of the 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:02.840 Fatherest on Holy Spirit, when the Lord is ready, he 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:08.040 takes you. And yes, I hit that man. Yes, I 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.239 was looking at my phone and I was taking selfies, Yes, selfies, 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:15.720 that's all true. But the Lord was ready to take 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.400 that man, and that I'm sure of. And so he 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.000 had his time on earth and of course rest in peace. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.240 But I do believe it was his time. I like that. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.200 I'm going to start blaming everything on that as well. Cindy. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.520 Write that down. We'll have to remember that I got it. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:30.280 That's good, that's very good. Yes, and it does not 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.400 hold up in court. No, need to check with legal 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.320 on that. One, but it is spiritually helpful. And you known't. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:40.280 Speaking of time, Stevie, it's to late to find love. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.360 It's never too late, but it is getting close. And 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:45.880 that's why I want to focus in today on finding 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.160 you a love connection. I am ready. I've felt for 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.640 so long that my star was just shining so bright 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.160 that people would be blinded. You know, they be blinded, 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.640 and you are right to think that they would have 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.200 been blinded very much the way obviously same for me. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:03.760 I walk around to how people go, I know you 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.000 from that commercial? I go stop, you know, no pictures, 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:09.240 No pictures or the mug shot. One of the two, right, 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.440 it's usually yeah, they always say mugshot to go. I 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:15.400 think you think the commercial, But it's confusion. Sometimes it's 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:19.720 old people around here. They get confused. Tell me about it. So, Stevie, 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.200 I want to just fire off some questions for you. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:23.560 I want to get to know you how. I want 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.040 to get to know you. So I'm gonna get to 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:31.920 know you downstairs, Okay, the boudoir, the boudoir, Okay, all right, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.280 that's not to spice up. I'll have to change the 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.760 rating on this. Okay, Well, you better go ahead and 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:41.280 change that right now. Explicit, Right now, this is about 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.559 to become very explicit. Because you know that the only 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.439 way to find love is to find sex. You know that. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.040 You know that, Stevie, Oh my god, So how long 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:53.440 have you been single? Well, since the last time I 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:57.600 was in a relationship. It's been forever, since the last 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.520 time I had physical into to see It's been a 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:05.960 few years to months. But I do a lot of hookups, 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.040 you know, I'm busy, fantastic. I recently was hooking up 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.280 with the janitor. His name was Damien. He worked at 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:14.960 the school. He's married, long history there. Wait a minute, 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:19.079 Wait a minute, Damien. You know Sharon. She worked out 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:23.040 at the car dealership. Sharon, she had no problem selling cars. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.240 That was his wife, not his sister, not his sister, 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.640 not his sister. Can you believe that? Well, the dead 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.720 ringers for each other. I mean, wow, we really do 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.079 attract people who we look like. Right, I'm surprised I'm 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:39.640 not attracting Ryan Guzzling. Right, where's that Afrod? I look 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:44.200 exactly like him. Okay, Julia Roberts might have to become 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:48.200 my new interest. I'm messing. I'm josh and around. It's 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.640 funny Morgan Freeman, Am I right? Okay? So here we 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.880 go having fun, which is so important because love is 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:58.400 so difficult. It's so important that we have fun. It's 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.520 so one that we have fun. Now, Stevie, you're on 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.520 an island. You can only bring two things. There are 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.480 no wrong answers. Tell me now, what do you bring 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:11.120 in water? Okay? And the Lady Gaga Born This Way album. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:14.199 It changed my entire life. Okay, So those are both wrong. No, No, 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.320 those are both wrong. No, you should have been bringing 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:21.880 your partner, right, Okay. Cindy doesn't like the beach. No, 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.960 so we're talking now here. I'm talking about a romantic 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.559 partner here, a romance. Okay, Cindy's not coming to the 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.400 beach with you anymore. She can't come to the beach. No, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.079 I get sunburned very easily. Sin, he's not coming to 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.400 the beach. So who is it with you? Who's on 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.040 the beach with you? Come on, give it to me. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.440 What does he look like? What does he smell like? 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:46.400 He smells like leather and maybe cigarettes. Oh yeah, and 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.440 you know that smell when you walk into a frat 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:54.199 house after like the third day of a party. Last night. Yeah. Yeah, 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.040 I was there too. Down at Kai Yeah Ki. They 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.720 throw a classy yelloween party. They really do, they really do. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:03.800 It was so much fun. That smell just it floods 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:08.319 my basement, you know. And I, because I'm a feminist, 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.840 I like to talk about my sexual desires in the 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.720 form of wetness. And I'm gonna choke up saying this, 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.960 but I wanted to thank you for being a feminist. 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:20.400 I wanted to thank you because that is so important 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.920 in today's day and age. Because it's so important and 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:24.520 so for you to come out here and say that 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.360 you're a feminist, I am so I respect the hell 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.600 out of you. Stevie. Thank you. It's brave. He is 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.480 he is? He really is. Cindy, Well, can I say 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.880 make America vagina again? That's what I always say. Wow, 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.720 you know he does have a bumper sticker. He does 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:43.040 that says that, Yes, I didn't know you had a car. Well, 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:46.000 it was a rental. I got in trouble for the sticker. Yeah, 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.120 that'll do it. Yeah, I got in trouble for totally mine. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.240 I'm like, it was a rental. Well, sorry, sorry, I 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:54.440 took it for a spin. Yeah, the blood again. I 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.559 saw the news stories. But we don't have to get 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.800 into that. We don't have to do that because we're 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.840 moving past. And that's out of finding love is moving forward, 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:05.560 moving moving close to to level, away from hate, moving 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.080 towards that thing. So you're moving towards it. You're moving 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:12.360 towards this man. Okay, it's five years from now, you're 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:15.480 moving towards him. Who do you see somefing where do 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:21.760 you see yourself romantically? Let me say that again, romantically 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:25.559 In five years, I see myself married to Ryan Reynolds. 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:30.480 I've always wanted to be a stepparent good and now 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.360 now you're going to get me choking up because I 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.760 just imagine in my relationship with him, and I say, 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.240 do you want to watch the Amityville Horror because I 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.240 don't remember he was in that and he would chop 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.360 the wood and I would be like, I have a 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:47.000 poster of you from that scene. I printed it out 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:52.160 and I went down to the the print place, yeah, 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.760 the Staples. Now it was something else before, but I 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.080 went down there and I printed out a poster of 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.559 the screenshot I took of him with the acts. And 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:05.640 that's that's what I need. Dominique Steve. I'm sitting here 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.920 and I'm going wow, because you know, sometimes people say 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.840 I'm not good at this, sir, I should go on too. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.360 I don't actually, you know, make a profit lots of things. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.160 People say, how could you be a matchmaker if you've 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.920 never been in love? I had a happy relationship. All 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:25.360 these people say, thinking do? People say that constantly? But today, 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.200 when I'm sitting here with you, we just had a breakthrough. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:32.440 We just had a breakthrough. We just had a break through, Cindy, 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:37.120 did you feel it? I am emotionally wet right now, Cindy, 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.200 this is a family show, my apologist Steve. To be 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.080 emotionally wet and to have a future where you're married 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.840 to fucking Ryan Rey. Guys, what we've done here. Look, 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:50.000 we've done here. Yesterday Cindy killed a man in chowder, 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:54.400 and today you're married to Ryan Reynolds. And where emotionally 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:58.840 wet together, well wet together, that's special. I feel so 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.840 good right now. I feel like it's my first time 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:05.600 doing ecstasy again. Yeah, I just feel like I could 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:11.000 climb a mountain of men. Yes, that looks like Ryan Reynolds, 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:15.200 and that smell like that cigarette piss stained basement. Yes, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:21.320 natty light, just reekness, yes, warm, warm, natty light. Yes, 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:26.680 my god. Well, Dominique, I have to say you have 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:30.040 just really changed my life and you mind, and you mind. 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.680 I feel amazing. This is the reason we do this, No, 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.480 it's the reason I do it. And thank you for 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.160 having me on. This has been an absolute pleasure. Um 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.480 off the YouTube? Are we wrapping up right now? I 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.560 just gotta ask you to, um, who should I go 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.920 to for payment for this? For this segment? Should I 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.480 want to? Do? You want to check of ven mal 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:51.120 or what works for you? We will So it's big 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:55.920 exposure is what is what it is, it's exposure. No, 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.400 I'm not going to take my shirt off. No I 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.160 know I said I would, but because it's audio, I 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:03.360 thought that wouldn't play. Well. We'll be in touch, Dominique. Okay, 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:07.080 about my zeal was frozen? Okay, I'll be reaching out 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:10.160 and I'll be reaching out very soon, very soon. Please 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.560 do Cindy. I look forward to it. And next time, Cindy, 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:18.120 we're doing you. You you're Ryan Reynolds. Okay, Well that's 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.120 hope and pray for my showder Prince Charming. In the meantime, 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.440 I will be meditating on that. And for everyone else, 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.600 please stop by down the block. Oh you need is 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.000 a credit card and a hope and a dream, and 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.080 we have every card that you could ever imagine, convertibles, 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.640 su reads, lots of other ones too. Thank you. Okay, 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.800 it's been a pleasure all my love to you. Have 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.960 a wonderful show, and I look forward to the big, 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.240 big check in the mail from you too. Yes, well, 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.520 we'll talk to you soon. By Okay, Cindy, just take 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.360 her off ordering a check book now, no, good, good, good, 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.840 take her off, take her off? But bye, Okay, she 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:55.200 she's gone, she's gone, she's gone. She killed someone, did 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:58.440 you know that? Yes, but that was so moving. He 0:16:58.560 --> 0:17:01.960 was moving. She was moving about two fifty miles an 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:05.080 hour when her little Toyota Camray blew him into She 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.119 did she did kill someone. Yeah, but she is a 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:25.080 good friend, she's sweet. Okay, Let's let's keep going because 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:28.280 we have a lot of surprises in this show. Oh yes, yes, 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:33.159 we have our our favorite segment Bell leave it or not, 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:41.240 Ding ding ding ding. It is time for us to 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:46.240 discuss the latest rumors at Lakeland High. Okay, and then 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:49.239 after this we have and I can't even believe this. 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:53.480 We have a second guess. A second guest. We have 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.439 a second guess. So let's quickly get to the biggest 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.920 rumor here, okay, and that is that the art teacher 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:03.480 has been stealing paints to use for her own art 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:07.359 gallery and thinks nobody knows about it, Cindy. But I 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.879 found her fake Instagram, her finsta if you will, And 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:15.000 I'm struggling on who I should tell about it, Steve. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.480 Should I spill the beans or not? Steve Will? First 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:19.439 of all, we're on a podcast. But didn't you post 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:22.440 it on your Facebook page like last week? No? Well, 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:24.199 I meant if I should put it in like this 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:29.960 school newsletter. Oh, aren't you in the art teacher friends, Cindy, 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.000 don't be so naive. There's no such thing as friends 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.840 in high school teaching. I I should have known that. Yeah, 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:39.600 you're right. In other news Maryland, Peabody's gay dads are 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:43.240 into group stuff. And I know because they accidentally invited 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.760 me to a sex party and then when they realized, 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:52.679 sent a follow up saying wrong text? And how do 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:57.280 you feel about that? I know what happened, so I 0:18:57.320 --> 0:19:00.200 don't feel bad. I know they're not actually doing it. 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:03.560 They're they're trying to make me jealous, and that's the 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.919 name of the game. Unfortunately, when you're somebody who radiates 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:12.000 sex just X factor like me and sex. Yes, yes, 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.760 sex and X factor, but I do want everybody to 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:19.800 know that they're doing orgies. And finally, Amber Willett, who 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:25.040 I very kindly gifted the dream role of Mimi in Rent. 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.919 That was very big of you, had the nerve to 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:32.600 tell the principle that she felt I was too intensive 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:36.320 a director. So now I don't know what to do. 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.520 I think she's suffering from severe anxiety from her parents 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:42.960 up and down relationship, and to be frank, I think 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:46.320 she needs to find a less stressful extracurricular like sports 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:51.000 or therapy. Perhaps theater is just not for everyone. Wait wait, 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:53.000 wait wait wait, but why why do you think her 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:56.280 parents have an up and down relationship? She's stressed out 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:00.400 about my directing. I'm doing air quotes. Okay, you can't 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.960 see them. I'm doing because air quotes stressed or air 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:09.800 quotes directing. My directing is what's stressing her out. That's insane, 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:12.800 absolutely wild. There's got to be something going on at 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:16.520 home there. But I can't keep dealing with these problems 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:20.200 by myself. And as you know, I tried getting into religion. 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.400 It didn't pan out. I was very quickly not welcome 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:28.120 at most of the congregations here in town. And so 0:20:28.280 --> 0:20:30.119 I said, what do I do? What do I do? 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:33.080 I guess I'll go to a medium. I'll go to 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:37.000 a psychic. And that's when I turned on my computer, 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:39.920 my old Mac that I keep in the garage. I 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:43.680 fired that puppy up and there she was a medium 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:46.320 on a local news show. I was on a tape. 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:48.240 So I'm not really sure when or why are but 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:52.639 she's amazing. I found her number and she's here today. 0:20:52.960 --> 0:21:03.800 Please welcome Deborah design you Deborah High. Hi, Oh my high. 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:10.040 I have no fear of Deborah's here. I feel safer already. 0:21:10.160 --> 0:21:12.560 Oh you should, sweetie. I can already see your futures. 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.840 Look at very bright, very bright. Let me just say 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:18.679 she's got a cough. No, I'm sorry. I've tried quitting 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:22.119 smoking six times. It's working. But some Yeah, we're a 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:24.679 little coost we're a little coolest. How are we today? 0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:28.679 I feel amazing. I've had a matchmaker told me that 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:31.600 I was going to be in love, which I'm sure 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:35.920 you've seen positive and spiritual over here. Yes, very much. 0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:39.359 I see a very loving aura around you. Um, you're 0:21:39.440 --> 0:21:42.840 looking very sprightly and I love it. No, I can 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:44.720 see it. I can see it. Oh my gosh, thank you. 0:21:45.040 --> 0:21:47.359 That's exactly what I needed to hear. But I do 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:50.520 have some questions between us. Am I going to win 0:21:50.560 --> 0:21:55.160 a Tony this year? Or Okay? Okay, steven Stevie Stevens, 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:57.600 what do I can I call you? Stevens? You can 0:21:57.600 --> 0:22:01.439 call me Stevens Steven's with an S. Okay, So, by Tony, 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:04.880 you're talking about, um, the man you're talking about, I'm 0:22:04.880 --> 0:22:09.000 talking about the award, the theater award. Yes, and I 0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:12.600 knew that, and I knew that. Okay, Yeah, it's there's 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:18.119 Grammy's Oscars, Tony. The Oscars are for for movies, movies, yes, 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:22.040 Grammys are for TV TV. Oh no, Grammys for music. 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:26.120 The Emmys are for Yeah, Cindy will fact check this. Yes, 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:30.200 all of it that is correct, because I'm yes, I'm 0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:33.040 seeing it, You're getting it, I'm getting it. I'm getting it. 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:35.040 So so Stevens, let me say this, let me say this. 0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:37.360 Luck is coming your way. Luck is coming your way. 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:40.600 But I'm seeing more. I'm not seeing shiny, I'm not 0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:45.040 seeing trophies. I'm seeing greens. I'm seeing green color. I'm 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:48.600 seeing I have a green tie that I maybe would wear. 0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:53.679 You do have a green tie, a green tie? Okay, Okay, 0:22:53.680 --> 0:22:55.960 this is a green tie. Okay, Cindy, he's got a 0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:59.520 green time. Seen it? I have Cindy's seen it. Okay, 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.400 So I'm the and green. Maybe it's the green tie 0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:04.200 I'm seeing. Okay, Okay, you're gonna wear the green tie 0:23:04.280 --> 0:23:06.080 and you're gonna go play the power bawl. You're gonna 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:09.800 go play the powerball. Stevens. It's money. It's moolaw Sweedie, 0:23:09.800 --> 0:23:13.560 It's moolaw Okay, oh my god, the greenest money, the 0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:16.840 greatest money is rad Look at this, Look at look 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:21.440 at look at the the energy we're creating. I feel alive. Okay. 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:23.439 So you had a hamster, you had a hamsty. Yes, 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:26.560 I had a bunny when I was a kid. Yes, Yes, 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:29.200 I'm seeing something very furry. Okay. So here's what I'm thinking. 0:23:29.200 --> 0:23:31.920