Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to say by the Belmore. It's me
Speaker 1: Mr Stephen Belmore. As you know, I am a theater,
Speaker 1: improvisational comedy, public speaking, and home economics teacher at Lakeland
Speaker 1: Public High School. I have a degree in theater arts
Speaker 1: and home economics from the University of Tucson. I am
Speaker 1: getting an honorary doctoral degree from the Saint Croix School
Speaker 1: of Acting. You know, it's not all about me, although
Speaker 1: sometimes it feels like with how many people come to
Speaker 1: me and ask for my advice and ask for what
Speaker 1: I can tell them, it does feel like it's all
Speaker 1: about me. But today is my producer's birthday. Cindy. Hi, everyone,
Speaker 1: it's it's me, Cindy. Yeah, Happy birthday, Cindy. Yeah. Well
Speaker 1: we don't have to do the whole thing. We already
Speaker 1: did that at the Friday's And that was such a
Speaker 1: lovely surprise. I thought it was gonna be cheesecake factory,
Speaker 1: but you know, that's a surprise when it's you know,
Speaker 1: Fridays instead. Yeah, t g I A. Yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: for picking up that tab again. Oh and now you know,
Speaker 1: just it was a nice intimate dinner between you know,
Speaker 1: friends cousins. Yeah, it's almost as though you're my employee,
Speaker 1: you know. Um, But anyway, Cindy, what is new with you?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Wow? I wanted my first date since
Speaker 1: the divorce from my husband who left me from an
Speaker 1: unknown real housewife of New York. And how did that
Speaker 1: date go? I'm just so happy for you, you know.
Speaker 1: Not Well, he took too much galonipan beforehand and passed
Speaker 1: out in his chowder. Yeah. I was in the bathroom
Speaker 1: at the time, so when I came back, he wasn't breathing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The hospital says, um, things are still pretty touch and
Speaker 1: go for him at the moment um. So it's been difficult. Actually, oh, Cindy,
Speaker 1: I mean, I have to be honest. It does sound
Speaker 1: like you dodged a red bullet. There a red bullet.
Speaker 1: I can find bullet in red flag listened to me,
Speaker 1: But I did mean both things. He ordered chowder on
Speaker 1: a dates and that's goddamn insane. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: chowder themed restaurant, but I mean he actually didn't end
Speaker 1: up eating much of it. Well, you really know how
Speaker 1: to pick him. Yeah, he's being fed through a tube now,
Speaker 1: so you know, chowder really the only thing he can eat.
Speaker 1: God that is dark, Cinty. I mean, it's my friend's
Speaker 1: birthday today. Can you not be so dismal? As you know,
Speaker 1: I am still waiting to hear back from several casting
Speaker 1: directors on leading film roles. I've been auditioning like crazy
Speaker 1: via online submissions. But in the meantime, I am putting
Speaker 1: all of my energy into the Lakeland High School production
Speaker 1: of Rent, which honestly I'm stressed out about because the principal,
Speaker 1: Mary Joe Fletcher, found out that Roger was being played
Speaker 1: by a hired actor that I discovered at the post office.
Speaker 1: And then you remember I made a backstage dot com
Speaker 1: posting that she had removed. So I was hanging out
Speaker 1: down at the post office like I do every Thursday night. Yeah, Stephen,
Speaker 1: why do you do that again? I just love the
Speaker 1: ambiance of a Thursday night post office. The rush to
Speaker 1: get things ready for the weekend inspires me. So I'm
Speaker 1: standing outside about to pack it in for the night,
Speaker 1: and I see him, my Roger. He's smoking cigarettes and
Speaker 1: wearing this tattered leather coat. Bags under his eyes that
Speaker 1: make yours look small, Cindy, can you imagine? Uh? He
Speaker 1: was perfect, But none of that matters. To Miss Lesbian
Speaker 1: Mary Joe Fletcher. I still have my Roger's number. I
Speaker 1: didn't learn his name, but we will be in contact
Speaker 1: and he might come back. Well that's good, it is
Speaker 1: good a connection out of it, I certainly did. That's
Speaker 1: one for the Roodex, always looking at the glass half
Speaker 1: fall of chowder. But in addition to that, I got
Speaker 1: in trouble for scoffing at a parent when they mentioned
Speaker 1: that their son was starting to date girls at the
Speaker 1: parent teacher conference. Now, why would you get in trouble
Speaker 1: for scoffing. A lot of people think these students are
Speaker 1: too young to be dating. No, I scoffed because her
Speaker 1: she was talking about her son dating girls. He's gayer
Speaker 1: than a talentless actor and a Ryan Murphy mini series.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous. Well, but anyway,
Speaker 1: speaking of the gay youth, let's get back to me.
Speaker 1: Because I'm young, I'm still younger. Sure, yes, you're younger
Speaker 1: than me. I'm young. In the scheme of the world,
Speaker 1: I'm on the young side of things. Yes, in the
Speaker 1: scheme of the timeless world. Yes, okay, thankfully we have
Speaker 1: our next segment coming up. Because time has never meant
Speaker 1: more to me. I can feel it creeping in, and
Speaker 1: that's why we have to do this new, never before
Speaker 1: done segment, Daring to Date, where I will bravely and
Speaker 1: vulnerably put myself out there as a homosexual man who's dating. Now.
Speaker 1: This all started because I, you know that Damian Janitor
Speaker 1: and I broke up when I found out he was married.
Speaker 1: I I, you know, I did hear about that. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Well, I guess I misread things, as I
Speaker 1: always do. On the positive side, I downloaded some dating apps,
Speaker 1: and I could have sworn. I saw the earth science
Speaker 1: teacher Daniel on a gay dating app, and I spent
Speaker 1: days chatting with him. I tried to have lunch with him.
Speaker 1: I said, can I sit here? He said, somebody sitting there?
Speaker 1: I said I don't care, and I said anyway. I
Speaker 1: sat next to him at meetings, which I also made
Speaker 1: someone move so that I could do. And then I
Speaker 1: find out not only is he married, he's married with
Speaker 1: five children. Okay, so maybe it's just me. Maybe my
Speaker 1: picker is broken, and that's why I have decided to
Speaker 1: reach out for an outside professional matchmaker. I saw her
Speaker 1: on the local news. She was in a commercial on
Speaker 1: the local news for a local car dealership. But she
Speaker 1: is a professional matchmaker. Folks, please welcome my new friend,
Speaker 1: Dominique low APR Financing. You can go right now down
Speaker 1: the block. We have great new and used cars and
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with Donnie anyway. I just had
Speaker 1: to get that in. He asked that. I mentioned it.
Speaker 1: If you want to just send that to Cindy so
Speaker 1: we can get that over to legal. I'm on it.
Speaker 1: I'm on it. Okay, yes, sorry about that. Um legal,
Speaker 1: believe me, I know all about legal right totally. You
Speaker 1: remember everyone does. Last year it was sticky, but everything
Speaker 1: we settled in court. We settled. We settled. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was you. That was me. Yeah, well I've changed
Speaker 1: my hair, but that was Yeah, it's straight and that's
Speaker 1: for protection purposes. In the mug shot, it was so
Speaker 1: spiky it went out of the frame. It went out
Speaker 1: of they had. I said, zoom back. I said zoom
Speaker 1: back because I spent a lot of money on that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if this picture is gonna go everywhere, I
Speaker 1: want you to see the you know, the great work
Speaker 1: that Cheryl Cheryl. I haven't been to. Cheryl Cheryl is
Speaker 1: actually a mother of one of my students. She's not
Speaker 1: a fan. Oh so it's a conflict. Conflict, fress, it's
Speaker 1: conflict of interests. Right. I also need to, you know,
Speaker 1: contact legal. You know what they'll they'll be used to
Speaker 1: see in my name pop up a couple of times
Speaker 1: in a day, Cindy. Yeah, they will not be a
Speaker 1: stranger to that. Oh god, yeah, I forgot. Did that
Speaker 1: guy end up surviving that or was it? No? No,
Speaker 1: he didn't survive Steeving. You know, you know what I've
Speaker 1: always said, and you know, in the name of the
Speaker 1: Fatherest on Holy Spirit, when the Lord is ready, he
Speaker 1: takes you. And yes, I hit that man. Yes, I
Speaker 1: was looking at my phone and I was taking selfies, Yes, selfies,
Speaker 1: that's all true. But the Lord was ready to take
Speaker 1: that man, and that I'm sure of. And so he
Speaker 1: had his time on earth and of course rest in peace.
Speaker 1: But I do believe it was his time. I like that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start blaming everything on that as well. Cindy.
Speaker 1: Write that down. We'll have to remember that I got it.
Speaker 1: That's good, that's very good. Yes, and it does not
Speaker 1: hold up in court. No, need to check with legal
Speaker 1: on that. One, but it is spiritually helpful. And you known't.
Speaker 1: Speaking of time, Stevie, it's to late to find love.
Speaker 1: It's never too late, but it is getting close. And
Speaker 1: that's why I want to focus in today on finding
Speaker 1: you a love connection. I am ready. I've felt for
Speaker 1: so long that my star was just shining so bright
Speaker 1: that people would be blinded. You know, they be blinded,
Speaker 1: and you are right to think that they would have
Speaker 1: been blinded very much the way obviously same for me.
Speaker 1: I walk around to how people go, I know you
Speaker 1: from that commercial? I go stop, you know, no pictures,
Speaker 1: No pictures or the mug shot. One of the two, right,
Speaker 1: it's usually yeah, they always say mugshot to go. I
Speaker 1: think you think the commercial, But it's confusion. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: old people around here. They get confused. Tell me about it. So, Stevie,
Speaker 1: I want to just fire off some questions for you.
Speaker 1: I want to get to know you how. I want
Speaker 1: to get to know you. So I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: know you downstairs, Okay, the boudoir, the boudoir, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: that's not to spice up. I'll have to change the
Speaker 1: rating on this. Okay, Well, you better go ahead and
Speaker 1: change that right now. Explicit, Right now, this is about
Speaker 1: to become very explicit. Because you know that the only
Speaker 1: way to find love is to find sex. You know that.
Speaker 1: You know that, Stevie, Oh my god, So how long
Speaker 1: have you been single? Well, since the last time I
Speaker 1: was in a relationship. It's been forever, since the last
Speaker 1: time I had physical into to see It's been a
Speaker 1: few years to months. But I do a lot of hookups,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm busy, fantastic. I recently was hooking up
Speaker 1: with the janitor. His name was Damien. He worked at
Speaker 1: the school. He's married, long history there. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Damien. You know Sharon. She worked out
Speaker 1: at the car dealership. Sharon, she had no problem selling cars.
Speaker 1: That was his wife, not his sister, not his sister,
Speaker 1: not his sister. Can you believe that? Well, the dead
Speaker 1: ringers for each other. I mean, wow, we really do
Speaker 1: attract people who we look like. Right, I'm surprised I'm
Speaker 1: not attracting Ryan Guzzling. Right, where's that Afrod? I look
Speaker 1: exactly like him. Okay, Julia Roberts might have to become
Speaker 1: my new interest. I'm messing. I'm josh and around. It's
Speaker 1: funny Morgan Freeman, Am I right? Okay? So here we
Speaker 1: go having fun, which is so important because love is
Speaker 1: so difficult. It's so important that we have fun. It's
Speaker 1: so one that we have fun. Now, Stevie, you're on
Speaker 1: an island. You can only bring two things. There are
Speaker 1: no wrong answers. Tell me now, what do you bring
Speaker 1: in water? Okay? And the Lady Gaga Born This Way album.
Speaker 1: It changed my entire life. Okay, So those are both wrong. No, No,
Speaker 1: those are both wrong. No, you should have been bringing
Speaker 1: your partner, right, Okay. Cindy doesn't like the beach. No,
Speaker 1: so we're talking now here. I'm talking about a romantic
Speaker 1: partner here, a romance. Okay, Cindy's not coming to the
Speaker 1: beach with you anymore. She can't come to the beach. No,
Speaker 1: I get sunburned very easily. Sin, he's not coming to
Speaker 1: the beach. So who is it with you? Who's on
Speaker 1: the beach with you? Come on, give it to me.
Speaker 1: What does he look like? What does he smell like?
Speaker 1: He smells like leather and maybe cigarettes. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know that smell when you walk into a frat
Speaker 1: house after like the third day of a party. Last night. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was there too. Down at Kai Yeah Ki. They
Speaker 1: throw a classy yelloween party. They really do, they really do.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. That smell just it floods
Speaker 1: my basement, you know. And I, because I'm a feminist,
Speaker 1: I like to talk about my sexual desires in the
Speaker 1: form of wetness. And I'm gonna choke up saying this,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to thank you for being a feminist.
Speaker 1: I wanted to thank you because that is so important
Speaker 1: in today's day and age. Because it's so important and
Speaker 1: so for you to come out here and say that
Speaker 1: you're a feminist, I am so I respect the hell
Speaker 1: out of you. Stevie. Thank you. It's brave. He is
Speaker 1: he is? He really is. Cindy, Well, can I say
Speaker 1: make America vagina again? That's what I always say. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know he does have a bumper sticker. He does
Speaker 1: that says that, Yes, I didn't know you had a car. Well,
Speaker 1: it was a rental. I got in trouble for the sticker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'll do it. Yeah, I got in trouble for totally mine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it was a rental. Well, sorry, sorry, I
Speaker 1: took it for a spin. Yeah, the blood again. I
Speaker 1: saw the news stories. But we don't have to get
Speaker 1: into that. We don't have to do that because we're
Speaker 1: moving past. And that's out of finding love is moving forward,
Speaker 1: moving moving close to to level, away from hate, moving
Speaker 1: towards that thing. So you're moving towards it. You're moving
Speaker 1: towards this man. Okay, it's five years from now, you're
Speaker 1: moving towards him. Who do you see somefing where do
Speaker 1: you see yourself romantically? Let me say that again, romantically
Speaker 1: In five years, I see myself married to Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to be a stepparent good and now
Speaker 1: now you're going to get me choking up because I
Speaker 1: just imagine in my relationship with him, and I say,
Speaker 1: do you want to watch the Amityville Horror because I
Speaker 1: don't remember he was in that and he would chop
Speaker 1: the wood and I would be like, I have a
Speaker 1: poster of you from that scene. I printed it out
Speaker 1: and I went down to the the print place, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Staples. Now it was something else before, but I
Speaker 1: went down there and I printed out a poster of
Speaker 1: the screenshot I took of him with the acts. And
Speaker 1: that's that's what I need. Dominique Steve. I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: and I'm going wow, because you know, sometimes people say
Speaker 1: I'm not good at this, sir, I should go on too.
Speaker 1: I don't actually, you know, make a profit lots of things.
Speaker 1: People say, how could you be a matchmaker if you've
Speaker 1: never been in love? I had a happy relationship. All
Speaker 1: these people say, thinking do? People say that constantly? But today,
Speaker 1: when I'm sitting here with you, we just had a breakthrough.
Speaker 1: We just had a breakthrough. We just had a break through, Cindy,
Speaker 1: did you feel it? I am emotionally wet right now, Cindy,
Speaker 1: this is a family show, my apologist Steve. To be
Speaker 1: emotionally wet and to have a future where you're married
Speaker 1: to fucking Ryan Rey. Guys, what we've done here. Look,
Speaker 1: we've done here. Yesterday Cindy killed a man in chowder,
Speaker 1: and today you're married to Ryan Reynolds. And where emotionally
Speaker 1: wet together, well wet together, that's special. I feel so
Speaker 1: good right now. I feel like it's my first time
Speaker 1: doing ecstasy again. Yeah, I just feel like I could
Speaker 1: climb a mountain of men. Yes, that looks like Ryan Reynolds,
Speaker 1: and that smell like that cigarette piss stained basement. Yes,
Speaker 1: natty light, just reekness, yes, warm, warm, natty light. Yes,
Speaker 1: my god. Well, Dominique, I have to say you have
Speaker 1: just really changed my life and you mind, and you mind.
Speaker 1: I feel amazing. This is the reason we do this, No,
Speaker 1: it's the reason I do it. And thank you for
Speaker 1: having me on. This has been an absolute pleasure. Um
Speaker 1: off the YouTube? Are we wrapping up right now? I
Speaker 1: just gotta ask you to, um, who should I go
Speaker 1: to for payment for this? For this segment? Should I
Speaker 1: want to? Do? You want to check of ven mal
Speaker 1: or what works for you? We will So it's big
Speaker 1: exposure is what is what it is, it's exposure. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take my shirt off. No I
Speaker 1: know I said I would, but because it's audio, I
Speaker 1: thought that wouldn't play. Well. We'll be in touch, Dominique. Okay,
Speaker 1: about my zeal was frozen? Okay, I'll be reaching out
Speaker 1: and I'll be reaching out very soon, very soon. Please
Speaker 1: do Cindy. I look forward to it. And next time, Cindy,
Speaker 1: we're doing you. You you're Ryan Reynolds. Okay, Well that's
Speaker 1: hope and pray for my showder Prince Charming. In the meantime,
Speaker 1: I will be meditating on that. And for everyone else,
Speaker 1: please stop by down the block. Oh you need is
Speaker 1: a credit card and a hope and a dream, and
Speaker 1: we have every card that you could ever imagine, convertibles,
Speaker 1: su reads, lots of other ones too. Thank you. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure all my love to you. Have
Speaker 1: a wonderful show, and I look forward to the big,
Speaker 1: big check in the mail from you too. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you soon. By Okay, Cindy, just take
Speaker 1: her off ordering a check book now, no, good, good, good,
Speaker 1: take her off, take her off? But bye, Okay, she
Speaker 1: she's gone, she's gone, she's gone. She killed someone, did
Speaker 1: you know that? Yes, but that was so moving. He
Speaker 1: was moving. She was moving about two fifty miles an
Speaker 1: hour when her little Toyota Camray blew him into She
Speaker 1: did she did kill someone. Yeah, but she is a
Speaker 1: good friend, she's sweet. Okay, Let's let's keep going because
Speaker 1: we have a lot of surprises in this show. Oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we have our our favorite segment Bell leave it or not,
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding. It is time for us to
Speaker 1: discuss the latest rumors at Lakeland High. Okay, and then
Speaker 1: after this we have and I can't even believe this.
Speaker 1: We have a second guess. A second guest. We have
Speaker 1: a second guess. So let's quickly get to the biggest
Speaker 1: rumor here, okay, and that is that the art teacher
Speaker 1: has been stealing paints to use for her own art
Speaker 1: gallery and thinks nobody knows about it, Cindy. But I
Speaker 1: found her fake Instagram, her finsta if you will, And
Speaker 1: I'm struggling on who I should tell about it, Steve.
Speaker 1: Should I spill the beans or not? Steve Will? First
Speaker 1: of all, we're on a podcast. But didn't you post
Speaker 1: it on your Facebook page like last week? No? Well,
Speaker 1: I meant if I should put it in like this
Speaker 1: school newsletter. Oh, aren't you in the art teacher friends, Cindy,
Speaker 1: don't be so naive. There's no such thing as friends
Speaker 1: in high school teaching. I I should have known that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. In other news Maryland, Peabody's gay dads are
Speaker 1: into group stuff. And I know because they accidentally invited
Speaker 1: me to a sex party and then when they realized,
Speaker 1: sent a follow up saying wrong text? And how do
Speaker 1: you feel about that? I know what happened, so I
Speaker 1: don't feel bad. I know they're not actually doing it.
Speaker 1: They're they're trying to make me jealous, and that's the
Speaker 1: name of the game. Unfortunately, when you're somebody who radiates
Speaker 1: sex just X factor like me and sex. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: sex and X factor, but I do want everybody to
Speaker 1: know that they're doing orgies. And finally, Amber Willett, who
Speaker 1: I very kindly gifted the dream role of Mimi in Rent.
Speaker 1: That was very big of you, had the nerve to
Speaker 1: tell the principle that she felt I was too intensive
Speaker 1: a director. So now I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I think she's suffering from severe anxiety from her parents
Speaker 1: up and down relationship, and to be frank, I think
Speaker 1: she needs to find a less stressful extracurricular like sports
Speaker 1: or therapy. Perhaps theater is just not for everyone. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, but why why do you think her
Speaker 1: parents have an up and down relationship? She's stressed out
Speaker 1: about my directing. I'm doing air quotes. Okay, you can't
Speaker 1: see them. I'm doing because air quotes stressed or air
Speaker 1: quotes directing. My directing is what's stressing her out. That's insane,
Speaker 1: absolutely wild. There's got to be something going on at
Speaker 1: home there. But I can't keep dealing with these problems
Speaker 1: by myself. And as you know, I tried getting into religion.
Speaker 1: It didn't pan out. I was very quickly not welcome
Speaker 1: at most of the congregations here in town. And so
Speaker 1: I said, what do I do? What do I do?
Speaker 1: I guess I'll go to a medium. I'll go to
Speaker 1: a psychic. And that's when I turned on my computer,
Speaker 1: my old Mac that I keep in the garage. I
Speaker 1: fired that puppy up and there she was a medium
Speaker 1: on a local news show. I was on a tape.
Speaker 1: So I'm not really sure when or why are but
Speaker 1: she's amazing. I found her number and she's here today.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Deborah design you Deborah High. Hi, Oh my high.
Speaker 1: I have no fear of Deborah's here. I feel safer already.
Speaker 1: Oh you should, sweetie. I can already see your futures.
Speaker 1: Look at very bright, very bright. Let me just say
Speaker 1: she's got a cough. No, I'm sorry. I've tried quitting
Speaker 1: smoking six times. It's working. But some Yeah, we're a
Speaker 1: little coost we're a little coolest. How are we today?
Speaker 1: I feel amazing. I've had a matchmaker told me that
Speaker 1: I was going to be in love, which I'm sure
Speaker 1: you've seen positive and spiritual over here. Yes, very much.
Speaker 1: I see a very loving aura around you. Um, you're
Speaker 1: looking very sprightly and I love it. No, I can
Speaker 1: see it. I can see it. Oh my gosh, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I needed to hear. But I do
Speaker 1: have some questions between us. Am I going to win
Speaker 1: a Tony this year? Or Okay? Okay, steven Stevie Stevens,
Speaker 1: what do I can I call you? Stevens? You can
Speaker 1: call me Stevens Steven's with an S. Okay, So, by Tony,
Speaker 1: you're talking about, um, the man you're talking about, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the award, the theater award. Yes, and I
Speaker 1: knew that, and I knew that. Okay, Yeah, it's there's
Speaker 1: Grammy's Oscars, Tony. The Oscars are for for movies, movies, yes,
Speaker 1: Grammys are for TV TV. Oh no, Grammys for music.
Speaker 1: The Emmys are for Yeah, Cindy will fact check this. Yes,
Speaker 1: all of it that is correct, because I'm yes, I'm
Speaker 1: seeing it, You're getting it, I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
Speaker 1: So so Stevens, let me say this, let me say this.
Speaker 1: Luck is coming your way. Luck is coming your way.
Speaker 1: But I'm seeing more. I'm not seeing shiny, I'm not
Speaker 1: seeing trophies. I'm seeing greens. I'm seeing green color. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing I have a green tie that I maybe would wear.
Speaker 1: You do have a green tie, a green tie? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a green tie. Okay, Cindy, he's got a
Speaker 1: green time. Seen it? I have Cindy's seen it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm the and green. Maybe it's the green tie
Speaker 1: I'm seeing. Okay, Okay, you're gonna wear the green tie
Speaker 1: and you're gonna go play the power bawl. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go play the powerball. Stevens. It's money. It's moolaw Sweedie,
Speaker 1: It's moolaw Okay, oh my god, the greenest money, the
Speaker 1: greatest money is rad Look at this, Look at look
Speaker 1: at look at the the energy we're creating. I feel alive. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you had a hamster, you had a hamsty. Yes,
Speaker 1: I had a bunny when I was a kid. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing something very furry. Okay. So here's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing green and I'm seeing something furry. You're gonna
Speaker 1: play the death date of your bunny. For the numbers
Speaker 1: for the Powerball. Oh my god, that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'll have to call my mom. I haven't talked to
Speaker 1: her in ten years. Cindy, could you put that on
Speaker 1: the agenda. You're gonna want to Okay, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: big money. Reconnect with mom A sap to find out
Speaker 1: to find out Barbara Streisand's um death date. That was
Speaker 1: the bunny's name. No, it was Bobara. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I love Barbara. I'm a huge Barbara fan. Um So okay,
Speaker 1: so palable, palable. It's gonna be big for you. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be very big for you. Okay. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask a question about love. Please do. There's a barista.
Speaker 1: I go down to the cutest little coffee shop. It's
Speaker 1: like Orange Colors. They just added avocado toast to the menu.
Speaker 1: It's it's so I love it there the barista. I
Speaker 1: think maybe he's into me. He always says good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning. He'll be looking down and he'll still look
Speaker 1: up and he'll say good morning. And I just want
Speaker 1: to know if he's okay, Okay, Well, Cindy thinks he
Speaker 1: says good morning to her too, but I think that
Speaker 1: it's a different vibe, you think, so okay, okay, me
Speaker 1: and him are like good morning, good morning, and then
Speaker 1: with Cindy he's like good morning. Well, when he asked
Speaker 1: me my good morning, it's it's okay, okay, that's deductive
Speaker 1: good morning. It's it's the upward inflection. Okay. I don't
Speaker 1: know that he does that. I don't know. He had
Speaker 1: notes he told me in college on his throat, so
Speaker 1: his his inflection. But anyway, he had surgery. He had
Speaker 1: surgery for the notes he had. I'm seeing, um, you
Speaker 1: know doctors he had something's okay okay, and he's blonde.
Speaker 1: Now he's blonde, right, Well, it's more like a dark brown,
Speaker 1: dark sandy blonde dark okay, okay, like yeah, almost black
Speaker 1: even it's like a very dark shade, so blonde. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know he you know what he died is Hey,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I'm seeing some die in there, because
Speaker 1: first blawn, then you know he he shifts it and
Speaker 1: now now he has black hamp so okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so you know, here we go. So this is what
Speaker 1: we're gonna say. Um are you ordering oat milk? Is
Speaker 1: I'm seeing I'm seeing like, you know, some some goats
Speaker 1: with oats. That's I am crazy. That's crazy. That's so crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Okay, okay, so he is my thing, he
Speaker 1: has my thing. I think. I think the barefe stuff
Speaker 1: has like has a really big love for oats and
Speaker 1: oat milk. So maybe he's seeing that. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: he's not in love with you by anything. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that. I'm not saying that don't know, but I'm
Speaker 1: saying that I think I think he feels close to
Speaker 1: you because of the oat milk. So I think, or
Speaker 1: oat milk next time, and order a side of oat milk,
Speaker 1: and I think, I think it'll steal the deal. It's
Speaker 1: gonna seal the deal. And I'll chug it right there
Speaker 1: at the counter, get a little flem there, get a
Speaker 1: little flem worked up, and like, you know, do you know,
Speaker 1: get a little like right next to him. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you know, and I'll be like, just
Speaker 1: because I don't do dairy, it doesn't mean i'll think
Speaker 1: of something in the moment, you know, I always do.
Speaker 1: You're very clever, You're very clever. It'll come to you.
Speaker 1: It will come to you and Cindy don't have a
Speaker 1: of oat milk, don't have no no, what a skim?
Speaker 1: I should order skim? You should do skim. You don't
Speaker 1: want to throw him off? Exactly exactly. The barista loves
Speaker 1: the oats. Can I order almond? No? No, now now now,
Speaker 1: stim it's it's yes. What better way is there to
Speaker 1: get over your deathly allergy to lactose than having some
Speaker 1: skim milk each day exposure therapy? I believe it's colts, yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: skim skim. It's gonna help you. It's not gonna harm you.
Speaker 1: What's gonna help? Okay, okay, okay, alright, so you know
Speaker 1: you're welcome, Thank you, thank you. Skim milk, oh milk.
Speaker 1: I just have a couple more questions fire away. Now.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, people at work are saying you
Speaker 1: got to have a four oh one k. I'm not
Speaker 1: even sure exactly what it is, to be honest, some
Speaker 1: sort of a savings account, as I understand it, for retirement.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Steve, and you should really know what
Speaker 1: a fourah one k is. Cindy, you have a for
Speaker 1: a one k? Of course, Cindy does I can see it.
Speaker 1: I can see it. I can see it now. Cindy's
Speaker 1: got a face of finance, a face of finance. Cindy
Speaker 1: does and skim milk, thank you? How much does she
Speaker 1: have in there? Well, you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll stop us say. I'll stop us say because I'm
Speaker 1: a psychic and I'm not a financial advisor. Follow me
Speaker 1: at dazzling to Singe the singay, what's my last name? Well?
Speaker 1: I thought it was pronounced as in you, but here
Speaker 1: I have been like an asshole saying it wrong. You
Speaker 1: must be so piste off at me. I'm sorry now, No,
Speaker 1: I'm the Psychicia. How would you know? No, it's at
Speaker 1: Deborah Descinge de Singe you know what? Have you? Whatever
Speaker 1: it is? But anyway, yeah, so, so I'm a psychic,
Speaker 1: not a financial advisor. Four oh one K five O
Speaker 1: one five star K. I don't know. But Cindy is
Speaker 1: a money girl, not you, Okay, so I shouldn't worry
Speaker 1: about it. No, well my husband, my ex husband's the
Speaker 1: money girl. Actually, So Cindy, you know what, since it's
Speaker 1: your birthday today and the socks that I got you
Speaker 1: from Amazon did not come in and I canceled the
Speaker 1: order because they were cancel. But I think that for
Speaker 1: your gift, I'll let you ask Deborah the last question
Speaker 1: of the session. Wow, oh my god, we got double
Speaker 1: decka see a double decka? Sincy, what do we got?
Speaker 1: What have we gone? You're a bright light. You're a
Speaker 1: bright light. Oh my god, Facebook finance skim milk bright light.
Speaker 1: But it's not brighter. It's dimmer than mine. Well, well,
Speaker 1: good thing. This is an audio medium, yes, right, right,
Speaker 1: but I'm still see I'm still seeing bright lights from
Speaker 1: both of you, right, lights from both Okay, so thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Okay, let me think um oh,
Speaker 1: will my chowder Prince Charming ever wake up? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Cindy if you need some background, Cindy almost killed a
Speaker 1: guy yesterday. It was all over the news, I know, tragically, tragically.
Speaker 1: And it was chowder. It was a lops tobiscu chowder,
Speaker 1: wasn't it. It was the It was clam based clam.
Speaker 1: I knew I saw fish. I saw a fish. I
Speaker 1: saw something fromthing from the sea. Yeah, okay, clam based chowder. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you know what it's the lactose connection. Yes it is, yes,
Speaker 1: it is. I see that. I see this fish lactose. Okay,
Speaker 1: clam chowder, clam chowder up, I hope this old clam
Speaker 1: clam clam. He's coughing. He's coughing. Is he coming back
Speaker 1: to me? And he's coming back to me? Okay, he
Speaker 1: was coughing. Maybe that's him. Yeah, he's coming. He might
Speaker 1: be coming through to me. Is he coming through? If
Speaker 1: he cross over? You guys, you guys can't see this,
Speaker 1: but what we're witnessing is a miracle. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, you know what, Cindy here, what
Speaker 1: did he say? I didn't even realise he had crossed over? Well,
Speaker 1: i'll tell you what did cross Oh no, I won't
Speaker 1: get graphic here, but let me just say this. He
Speaker 1: is gonna be fine, Cindy. He is going to be fine,
Speaker 1: and so are you expect the text expected, very good text.
Speaker 1: The next three days. Okay, oh my goodness, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Next three to seven days, three to seven days. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he knows what he's doing with his tongue. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, wow, he's a linguist. He's a linguist. Okay, yes, yep.
Speaker 1: I'm now realizing what I thought was evil spirits coming
Speaker 1: out of you was a female orgasm. I've never witnessed
Speaker 1: a female orgay house. I'm a feminist, don't get me wrong, okay,
Speaker 1: but it's just it's not for me. But I'm happy
Speaker 1: for you. I want to make this clear though it
Speaker 1: was it was Cindy experiencing the orgasm, not mate, not mate,
Speaker 1: Cindy crossed over intomate. And I'm telling I'm telling you, Cindy,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a very lucky lady. You're already I already,
Speaker 1: I'm pushing the energy towards you. I'm speechless. I yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm shaking. I'm shaking. I have goose bumps right now. Oh,
Speaker 1: something came out something three to seven days. You know,
Speaker 1: we do have we do have a robotus and connect
Speaker 1: so oh Michael, yeah, I'll also do an email after this, Okay,
Speaker 1: please do, please do, and everyone I loved Okay, I
Speaker 1: love meeting you guys. It's at dazzlink to singe, on Instagram,
Speaker 1: on LinkedIn, whatever. I have used the facebooks and I'll
Speaker 1: be at the expo in Psiocet in Long Islands. So
Speaker 1: come find me, okay in two weeks, beautiful, beautiful, yes,
Speaker 1: so please come see me. Thank you so much, Debrah.
Speaker 1: Now thank you milk, oh, milk, skim milk. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so grateful? What is sweetheart? All right? By bye? What
Speaker 1: a sweetie? What is sweetie? I don't know that she
Speaker 1: actually could see the future, but I was taking it
Speaker 1: when she said you had a light, I said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm questioning things. Well, I do think she did, you know,
Speaker 1: have some truth to some things that she was saying.
Speaker 1: I think. Well, listen, Cindy, let's quickly get into our
Speaker 1: last segment. Yes, okay, because we have to help the people,
Speaker 1: and that's why we're going to do Belmore's chore. It's
Speaker 1: my favorite segment because I love nothing more than giving back,
Speaker 1: because giving back is my what chore? Where I help
Speaker 1: some sad, depressed listener who needs the help of a
Speaker 1: strong willed individual like myself. Cindy, whose life are we
Speaker 1: saving today? Well, I'm not sure that it's a shore,
Speaker 1: but today's question comes from someone who chose to remain
Speaker 1: anonymous week Yes, but identifies themselves as a former students parent.
Speaker 1: I love when parents are fans of the show. Are
Speaker 1: you ready ready here it is, dear scumbag, you were
Speaker 1: my daughter's theater teacher during a production of Anything Goes Well.
Speaker 1: This could be anybody. Honestly, I was about to say, yeah,
Speaker 1: you told her to not bother getting tap dance shoes
Speaker 1: because she would just hurt her cankles. Steven, Okay, stop stop.
Speaker 1: This is Margaret Donovan's mother. She was the jealous type.
Speaker 1: So well, she continues, so she thought she had no
Speaker 1: allent because of how often you told her that. She
Speaker 1: even decided to switch her interests from the arts to computers.
Speaker 1: She's now in college for software engineering. But the damage
Speaker 1: you did. Wait, did you hear that, Cindy, we helped
Speaker 1: to bring a woman into tech. I am so happy.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how far my reach goes sometimes, you know, Steve,
Speaker 1: and I did not know where you were going with that,
Speaker 1: but that you're right, You're right. I'm just excited there's
Speaker 1: not enough women in tech. You really are a feminist
Speaker 1: women code too. Did you know that? I'm just so
Speaker 1: excited I was able to inspire someone in a way
Speaker 1: that I never have before. It almost makes me emotional.
Speaker 1: And if if you're listening, Margaret, congratulations prove them all wrong. Yes? Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: did you want to add on to that, Cindy, Please,
Speaker 1: it's your birthday. I was about to say, you know,
Speaker 1: when she's sitting at the desk all day her the
Speaker 1: ankles are hidden anyways, So amen, someone say you helped
Speaker 1: her in the long run. Amen. Good looking out, Cindy.
Speaker 1: Well that's all the time we have for today. As
Speaker 1: you know, once our neighbors start streaming the television services,
Speaker 1: the WiFi gets too spotty, and I believe we have
Speaker 1: an exterminator coming for the passam problem that I did
Speaker 1: bring into the house. That's my bad. I feel them
Speaker 1: scratching at my ankles. Yes, just set them away. They'll
Speaker 1: be fine. Next week we will be back with all
Speaker 1: new drama, all new advice, and the same old day
Speaker 1: belmore hurting s. See you next week. Stop st