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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to say by the Belmore. It's me

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Speaker 1: Mr Stephen Belmore. As you know, I am a theater,

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Speaker 1: improvisational comedy, public speaking, and home economics teacher at Lakeland

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Speaker 1: Public High School. I have a degree in theater arts

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Speaker 1: getting an honorary doctoral degree from the Saint Croix School

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Speaker 1: of Acting. You know, it's not all about me, although

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Speaker 1: I can tell them, it does feel like it's all

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Speaker 1: about me. But today is my producer's birthday. Cindy. Hi, everyone,

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Speaker 1: it's it's me, Cindy. Yeah, Happy birthday, Cindy. Yeah. Well

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Speaker 1: we don't have to do the whole thing. We already

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Speaker 1: did that at the Friday's And that was such a

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Speaker 1: lovely surprise. I thought it was gonna be cheesecake factory,

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Speaker 1: but you know, that's a surprise when it's you know,

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Speaker 1: Fridays instead. Yeah, t g I A. Yeah, thank you

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Speaker 1: for picking up that tab again. Oh and now you know,

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Speaker 1: just it was a nice intimate dinner between you know,

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Speaker 1: you know. Um, But anyway, Cindy, what is new with you?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Wow? I wanted my first date since

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Speaker 1: the divorce from my husband who left me from an

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Speaker 1: unknown real housewife of New York. And how did that

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Speaker 1: date go? I'm just so happy for you, you know.

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Speaker 1: Not Well, he took too much galonipan beforehand and passed

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Speaker 1: The hospital says, um, things are still pretty touch and

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have to be honest. It does sound

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Speaker 1: I can find bullet in red flag listened to me,

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Speaker 1: But I did mean both things. He ordered chowder on

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Speaker 1: a dates and that's goddamn insane. Yeah, it was a

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Speaker 1: chowder themed restaurant, but I mean he actually didn't end

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Speaker 1: up eating much of it. Well, you really know how

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Speaker 1: to pick him. Yeah, he's being fed through a tube now,

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Speaker 1: so you know, chowder really the only thing he can eat.

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Speaker 1: God that is dark, Cinty. I mean, it's my friend's

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Speaker 1: birthday today. Can you not be so dismal? As you know,

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Speaker 1: I am still waiting to hear back from several casting

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Speaker 1: directors on leading film roles. I've been auditioning like crazy

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Speaker 1: via online submissions. But in the meantime, I am putting

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Speaker 1: all of my energy into the Lakeland High School production

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Speaker 1: of Rent, which honestly I'm stressed out about because the principal,

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Speaker 1: And then you remember I made a backstage dot com

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Speaker 1: posting that she had removed. So I was hanging out

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Speaker 1: down at the post office like I do every Thursday night. Yeah, Stephen,

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Speaker 1: why do you do that again? I just love the

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Speaker 1: ambiance of a Thursday night post office. The rush to

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Speaker 1: wearing this tattered leather coat. Bags under his eyes that

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Speaker 1: make yours look small, Cindy, can you imagine? Uh? He

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Speaker 1: was perfect, But none of that matters. To Miss Lesbian

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Speaker 1: Mary Joe Fletcher. I still have my Roger's number. I

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Speaker 1: didn't learn his name, but we will be in contact

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Speaker 1: and he might come back. Well that's good, it is

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Speaker 1: good a connection out of it, I certainly did. That's

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Speaker 1: fall of chowder. But in addition to that, I got

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Speaker 1: in trouble for scoffing at a parent when they mentioned

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Speaker 1: parent teacher conference. Now, why would you get in trouble

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Speaker 1: for scoffing. A lot of people think these students are

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Speaker 1: too young to be dating. No, I scoffed because her

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Speaker 1: she was talking about her son dating girls. He's gayer

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous. Well, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: speaking of the gay youth, let's get back to me.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm young, I'm still younger. Sure, yes, you're younger

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Speaker 1: our next segment coming up. Because time has never meant

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Speaker 1: vulnerably put myself out there as a homosexual man who's dating. Now.

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Speaker 1: This all started because I, you know that Damian Janitor

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Speaker 1: I said, can I sit here? He said, somebody sitting there?

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Speaker 1: I said I don't care, and I said anyway. I

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Speaker 1: five children. Okay, so maybe it's just me. Maybe my

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Speaker 1: picker is broken, and that's why I have decided to

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Speaker 1: reach out for an outside professional matchmaker. I saw her

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Speaker 1: the local news for a local car dealership. But she

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Speaker 1: is a professional matchmaker. Folks, please welcome my new friend,

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Speaker 1: Dominique low APR Financing. You can go right now down

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Speaker 1: the block. We have great new and used cars and

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Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with Donnie anyway. I just had

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Speaker 1: to get that in. He asked that. I mentioned it.

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Speaker 1: If you want to just send that to Cindy so

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Speaker 1: we can get that over to legal. I'm on it.

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Speaker 1: I'm on it. Okay, yes, sorry about that. Um legal,

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Speaker 1: believe me, I know all about legal right totally. You

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Speaker 1: remember everyone does. Last year it was sticky, but everything

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Speaker 1: we settled in court. We settled. We settled. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that was you. That was me. Yeah, well I've changed

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Speaker 1: my hair, but that was Yeah, it's straight and that's

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Speaker 1: for protection purposes. In the mug shot, it was so

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Speaker 1: that Cheryl Cheryl. I haven't been to. Cheryl Cheryl is

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Speaker 1: actually a mother of one of my students. She's not

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Speaker 1: a fan. Oh so it's a conflict. Conflict, fress, it's

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Speaker 1: conflict of interests. Right. I also need to, you know,

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Speaker 1: in a day, Cindy. Yeah, they will not be a

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Speaker 1: he didn't survive Steeving. You know, you know what I've

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Speaker 1: Fatherest on Holy Spirit, when the Lord is ready, he

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Speaker 1: was looking at my phone and I was taking selfies, Yes, selfies,

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Speaker 1: that's all true. But the Lord was ready to take

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Speaker 1: that man, and that I'm sure of. And so he

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Speaker 1: But I do believe it was his time. I like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to start blaming everything on that as well. Cindy.

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Speaker 1: Write that down. We'll have to remember that I got it.

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Speaker 1: That's good, that's very good. Yes, and it does not

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Speaker 1: hold up in court. No, need to check with legal

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Speaker 1: on that. One, but it is spiritually helpful. And you known't.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of time, Stevie, it's to late to find love.

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Speaker 1: It's never too late, but it is getting close. And

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Speaker 1: that's why I want to focus in today on finding

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Speaker 1: you a love connection. I am ready. I've felt for

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Speaker 1: so long that my star was just shining so bright

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Speaker 1: I walk around to how people go, I know you

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Speaker 1: from that commercial? I go stop, you know, no pictures,

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Speaker 1: No pictures or the mug shot. One of the two, right,

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Speaker 1: old people around here. They get confused. Tell me about it. So, Stevie,

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Speaker 1: I want to just fire off some questions for you.

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Speaker 1: I want to get to know you how. I want

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Speaker 1: change that right now. Explicit, Right now, this is about

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Speaker 1: to become very explicit. Because you know that the only

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Speaker 1: You know that, Stevie, Oh my god, So how long

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Speaker 1: have you been single? Well, since the last time I

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Speaker 1: time I had physical into to see It's been a

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Speaker 1: few years to months. But I do a lot of hookups,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm busy, fantastic. I recently was hooking up

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Speaker 1: with the janitor. His name was Damien. He worked at

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Speaker 1: the school. He's married, long history there. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Damien. You know Sharon. She worked out

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Speaker 1: That was his wife, not his sister, not his sister,

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Speaker 1: not his sister. Can you believe that? Well, the dead

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Speaker 1: attract people who we look like. Right, I'm surprised I'm

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Speaker 1: not attracting Ryan Guzzling. Right, where's that Afrod? I look

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Speaker 1: my new interest. I'm messing. I'm josh and around. It's

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Speaker 1: funny Morgan Freeman, Am I right? Okay? So here we

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Speaker 1: so one that we have fun. Now, Stevie, you're on

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Speaker 1: an island. You can only bring two things. There are

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Speaker 1: no wrong answers. Tell me now, what do you bring

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Speaker 1: in water? Okay? And the Lady Gaga Born This Way album.

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Speaker 1: It changed my entire life. Okay, So those are both wrong. No, No,

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Speaker 1: those are both wrong. No, you should have been bringing

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Speaker 1: your partner, right, Okay. Cindy doesn't like the beach. No,

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Speaker 1: so we're talking now here. I'm talking about a romantic

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Speaker 1: partner here, a romance. Okay, Cindy's not coming to the

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Speaker 1: I get sunburned very easily. Sin, he's not coming to

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Speaker 1: What does he look like? What does he smell like?

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Speaker 1: He smells like leather and maybe cigarettes. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: house after like the third day of a party. Last night. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was there too. Down at Kai Yeah Ki. They

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Speaker 1: throw a classy yelloween party. They really do, they really do.

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Speaker 1: It was so much fun. That smell just it floods

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Speaker 1: my basement, you know. And I, because I'm a feminist,

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Speaker 1: you've seen positive and spiritual over here. Yes, very much.

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Speaker 1: But I'm seeing more. I'm not seeing shiny, I'm not

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Speaker 1: seeing I have a green tie that I maybe would wear.

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Speaker 1: You do have a green tie, a green tie? Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm the and green. Maybe it's the green tie

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna go play the power bawl. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: go play the powerball. Stevens. It's money. It's moolaw Sweedie,

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Speaker 1: It's moolaw Okay, oh my god, the greenest money, the

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Speaker 1: So you had a hamster, you had a hamsty. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing something very furry. Okay. So here's what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 1: I'll have to call my mom. I haven't talked to

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Speaker 1: big money. Reconnect with mom A sap to find out

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Speaker 1: to find out Barbara Streisand's um death date. That was

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Speaker 1: the bunny's name. No, it was Bobara. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I go down to the cutest little coffee shop. It's

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Speaker 1: like Orange Colors. They just added avocado toast to the menu.

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00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: It's it's so I love it there the barista. I

417
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 1: think maybe he's into me. He always says good morning,

418
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: good morning. He'll be looking down and he'll still look

419
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: up and he'll say good morning. And I just want

420
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: to know if he's okay, Okay, Well, Cindy thinks he

421
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: says good morning to her too, but I think that

422
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: it's a different vibe, you think, so okay, okay, me

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00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: and him are like good morning, good morning, and then

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00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: with Cindy he's like good morning. Well, when he asked

425
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: me my good morning, it's it's okay, okay, that's deductive

426
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: good morning. It's it's the upward inflection. Okay. I don't

427
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: know that he does that. I don't know. He had

428
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: notes he told me in college on his throat, so

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00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: his his inflection. But anyway, he had surgery. He had

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Speaker 1: surgery for the notes he had. I'm seeing, um, you

431
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: know doctors he had something's okay okay, and he's blonde.

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00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: Now he's blonde, right, Well, it's more like a dark brown,

433
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: dark sandy blonde dark okay, okay, like yeah, almost black

434
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: even it's like a very dark shade, so blonde. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know he you know what he died is Hey,

436
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I'm seeing some die in there, because

437
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: first blawn, then you know he he shifts it and

438
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: now now he has black hamp so okay, okay, okay,

439
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: so you know, here we go. So this is what

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Speaker 1: we're gonna say. Um are you ordering oat milk? Is

441
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm seeing I'm seeing like, you know, some some goats

442
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: with oats. That's I am crazy. That's crazy. That's so crazy.

443
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Okay, okay, so he is my thing, he

444
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Speaker 1: has my thing. I think. I think the barefe stuff

445
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: has like has a really big love for oats and

446
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: oat milk. So maybe he's seeing that. I'm not saying

447
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: he's not in love with you by anything. I'm not

448
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: saying that. I'm not saying that don't know, but I'm

449
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: saying that I think I think he feels close to

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Speaker 1: you because of the oat milk. So I think, or

451
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 1: oat milk next time, and order a side of oat milk,

452
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: and I think, I think it'll steal the deal. It's

453
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 1: gonna seal the deal. And I'll chug it right there

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00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: at the counter, get a little flem there, get a

455
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: little flem worked up, and like, you know, do you know,

456
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: get a little like right next to him. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you know, and I'll be like, just

458
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Speaker 1: because I don't do dairy, it doesn't mean i'll think

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Speaker 1: of something in the moment, you know, I always do.

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00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: You're very clever, You're very clever. It'll come to you.

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00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: It will come to you and Cindy don't have a

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Speaker 1: of oat milk, don't have no no, what a skim?

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00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: I should order skim? You should do skim. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to throw him off? Exactly exactly. The barista loves

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Speaker 1: the oats. Can I order almond? No? No, now now now,

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00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: stim it's it's yes. What better way is there to

467
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: get over your deathly allergy to lactose than having some

468
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: skim milk each day exposure therapy? I believe it's colts, yes, exactly,

469
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: skim skim. It's gonna help you. It's not gonna harm you.

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00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: What's gonna help? Okay, okay, okay, alright, so you know

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00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: you're welcome, Thank you, thank you. Skim milk, oh milk.

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00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: I just have a couple more questions fire away. Now.

473
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, people at work are saying you

474
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: got to have a four oh one k. I'm not

475
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: even sure exactly what it is, to be honest, some

476
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: sort of a savings account, as I understand it, for retirement.

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00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: I don't know, Steve, and you should really know what

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Speaker 1: a fourah one k is. Cindy, you have a for

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00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: a one k? Of course, Cindy does I can see it.

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00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: I can see it. I can see it now. Cindy's

481
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: got a face of finance, a face of finance. Cindy

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00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: does and skim milk, thank you? How much does she

483
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: have in there? Well, you know what, you know what,

484
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: I'll stop us say. I'll stop us say because I'm

485
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: a psychic and I'm not a financial advisor. Follow me

486
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: at dazzling to Singe the singay, what's my last name? Well?

487
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: I thought it was pronounced as in you, but here

488
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: I have been like an asshole saying it wrong. You

489
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: must be so piste off at me. I'm sorry now, No,

490
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm the Psychicia. How would you know? No, it's at

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00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: Deborah Descinge de Singe you know what? Have you? Whatever

492
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: it is? But anyway, yeah, so, so I'm a psychic,

493
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: not a financial advisor. Four oh one K five O

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Speaker 1: one five star K. I don't know. But Cindy is

495
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: a money girl, not you, Okay, so I shouldn't worry

496
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: about it. No, well my husband, my ex husband's the

497
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: money girl. Actually, So Cindy, you know what, since it's

498
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: your birthday today and the socks that I got you

499
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: from Amazon did not come in and I canceled the

500
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: order because they were cancel. But I think that for

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00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: your gift, I'll let you ask Deborah the last question

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00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: of the session. Wow, oh my god, we got double

503
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: decka see a double decka? Sincy, what do we got?

504
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: What have we gone? You're a bright light. You're a

505
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: bright light. Oh my god, Facebook finance skim milk bright light.

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00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: But it's not brighter. It's dimmer than mine. Well, well,

507
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: good thing. This is an audio medium, yes, right, right,

508
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: but I'm still see I'm still seeing bright lights from

509
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: both of you, right, lights from both Okay, so thank you,

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00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Okay, let me think um oh,

511
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: will my chowder Prince Charming ever wake up? Oh my god,

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00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: Cindy if you need some background, Cindy almost killed a

513
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: guy yesterday. It was all over the news, I know, tragically, tragically.

514
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: And it was chowder. It was a lops tobiscu chowder,

515
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: wasn't it. It was the It was clam based clam.

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00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: I knew I saw fish. I saw a fish. I

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00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: saw something fromthing from the sea. Yeah, okay, clam based chowder. Yes,

518
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: and you know what it's the lactose connection. Yes it is, yes,

519
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: it is. I see that. I see this fish lactose. Okay,

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00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: clam chowder, clam chowder up, I hope this old clam

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00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: clam clam. He's coughing. He's coughing. Is he coming back

522
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: to me? And he's coming back to me? Okay, he

523
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: was coughing. Maybe that's him. Yeah, he's coming. He might

524
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: be coming through to me. Is he coming through? If

525
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: he cross over? You guys, you guys can't see this,

526
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: but what we're witnessing is a miracle. Oh my god,

527
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, you know what, Cindy here, what

528
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: did he say? I didn't even realise he had crossed over? Well,

529
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: i'll tell you what did cross Oh no, I won't

530
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: get graphic here, but let me just say this. He

531
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: is gonna be fine, Cindy. He is going to be fine,

532
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: and so are you expect the text expected, very good text.

533
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: The next three days. Okay, oh my goodness, thank you

534
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: so much. Next three to seven days, three to seven days. Yes,

535
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: and he knows what he's doing with his tongue. Okay,

536
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: you know, wow, he's a linguist. He's a linguist. Okay, yes, yep.

537
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm now realizing what I thought was evil spirits coming

538
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: out of you was a female orgasm. I've never witnessed

539
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: a female orgay house. I'm a feminist, don't get me wrong, okay,

540
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: but it's just it's not for me. But I'm happy

541
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: for you. I want to make this clear though it

542
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: was it was Cindy experiencing the orgasm, not mate, not mate,

543
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: Cindy crossed over intomate. And I'm telling I'm telling you, Cindy,

544
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna be a very lucky lady. You're already I already,

545
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm pushing the energy towards you. I'm speechless. I yeah,

546
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm shaking. I'm shaking. I have goose bumps right now. Oh,

547
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: something came out something three to seven days. You know,

548
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: we do have we do have a robotus and connect

549
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: so oh Michael, yeah, I'll also do an email after this, Okay,

550
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: please do, please do, and everyone I loved Okay, I

551
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: love meeting you guys. It's at dazzlink to singe, on Instagram,

552
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: on LinkedIn, whatever. I have used the facebooks and I'll

553
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: be at the expo in Psiocet in Long Islands. So

554
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: come find me, okay in two weeks, beautiful, beautiful, yes,

555
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: so please come see me. Thank you so much, Debrah.

556
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: Now thank you milk, oh, milk, skim milk. Alright, alright,

557
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: so grateful? What is sweetheart? All right? By bye? What

558
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: a sweetie? What is sweetie? I don't know that she

559
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: actually could see the future, but I was taking it

560
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: when she said you had a light, I said, no,

561
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm questioning things. Well, I do think she did, you know,

562
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: have some truth to some things that she was saying.

563
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: I think. Well, listen, Cindy, let's quickly get into our

564
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: last segment. Yes, okay, because we have to help the people,

565
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: and that's why we're going to do Belmore's chore. It's

566
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: my favorite segment because I love nothing more than giving back,

567
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: because giving back is my what chore? Where I help

568
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: some sad, depressed listener who needs the help of a

569
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: strong willed individual like myself. Cindy, whose life are we

570
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: saving today? Well, I'm not sure that it's a shore,

571
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: but today's question comes from someone who chose to remain

572
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: anonymous week Yes, but identifies themselves as a former students parent.

573
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: I love when parents are fans of the show. Are

574
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: you ready ready here it is, dear scumbag, you were

575
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: my daughter's theater teacher during a production of Anything Goes Well.

576
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: This could be anybody. Honestly, I was about to say, yeah,

577
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: you told her to not bother getting tap dance shoes

578
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: because she would just hurt her cankles. Steven, Okay, stop stop.

579
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: This is Margaret Donovan's mother. She was the jealous type.

580
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: So well, she continues, so she thought she had no

581
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: allent because of how often you told her that. She

582
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: even decided to switch her interests from the arts to computers.

583
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: She's now in college for software engineering. But the damage

584
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 1: you did. Wait, did you hear that, Cindy, we helped

585
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: to bring a woman into tech. I am so happy.

586
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: I can't believe how far my reach goes sometimes, you know, Steve,

587
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: and I did not know where you were going with that,

588
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,919
Speaker 1: but that you're right, You're right. I'm just excited there's

589
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: not enough women in tech. You really are a feminist

590
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: women code too. Did you know that? I'm just so

591
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: excited I was able to inspire someone in a way

592
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: that I never have before. It almost makes me emotional.

593
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: And if if you're listening, Margaret, congratulations prove them all wrong. Yes? Okay, Oh,

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00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: did you want to add on to that, Cindy, Please,

595
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: it's your birthday. I was about to say, you know,

596
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: when she's sitting at the desk all day her the

597
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: ankles are hidden anyways, So amen, someone say you helped

598
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: her in the long run. Amen. Good looking out, Cindy.

599
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: Well that's all the time we have for today. As

600
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: you know, once our neighbors start streaming the television services,

601
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: the WiFi gets too spotty, and I believe we have

602
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: an exterminator coming for the passam problem that I did

603
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: bring into the house. That's my bad. I feel them

604
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: scratching at my ankles. Yes, just set them away. They'll

605
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: be fine. Next week we will be back with all

606
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: new drama, all new advice, and the same old day

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00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: belmore hurting s. See you next week. Stop st