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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. Name me a better time than this time?

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Speaker 1: Name me a time.

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Speaker 2: Here's what we have on tap for this hour. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna make fun of a bunch of stupid communists. That's

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Speaker 2: always a good time. In a second, here we're gonna

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Speaker 2: dig into ISIS, attacks on a church, the FBI, other things.

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Speaker 2: Who'll get the emails, talk about feminists, young women, young men,

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Speaker 2: the direction they're going. There's so much to get to tonight,

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Speaker 2: Still on the Jesse Kelly Show, I want to begin here.

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Speaker 2: So there's a story you probably didn't hear about. It

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Speaker 2: just hasn't made a bunch of splashy news, but it's

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Speaker 2: a story. What's the story. There's an eighteen year old

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Speaker 2: he has pledged allegiance to ISIS, allegedly. All right, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to make sure I preface a lot of this

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Speaker 2: stuff with allegedly. His name's Alexander Mercurio. Mercurio, that's his name.

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Speaker 2: He's eighteen years old now. The FBI arrested him. The

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Speaker 2: story is that he was planning an attack on churches

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Speaker 2: for the end of Ramadan. You remember back when ISIS

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Speaker 2: was really really churning and burning about Ramadan season was

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Speaker 2: the time everybody had to be extra on their toes.

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Speaker 2: They even had that hilarious shirt they were selling back then.

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Speaker 2: I Survived Ramadan twenty twenty was one of those things. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was not there. So Ramadan's clearly when ISIS gets

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Speaker 2: ramped up. Okay, well, there's a little bit more to

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Speaker 2: the story. You can see a picture of this guy,

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Speaker 2: this Alexander Mercurio. You can see a picture of him

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Speaker 2: next to an ISIS flag, and that's bad.

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Speaker 1: Where'd you get the flag?

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Speaker 2: A confidential human source, a CHS an FBI informant gave

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Speaker 2: him the flag? Okay, Well, is he taking a selfie

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Speaker 2: in the picture? Nope, Actually you can see from the

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Speaker 2: picture you can actually see both both of his hands

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Speaker 2: in the picture. So who took the picture? A confidential

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Speaker 2: human source with the FBI. Okay, So how do we

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Speaker 2: learn about this guy and his love of ISIS and

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Speaker 2: his online communications and things like that. Oh, I'm glad

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Speaker 2: you asked. I'm glad you asked. So the ISIS guy,

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Speaker 2: he he apparently had been coordinating online with some account.

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Speaker 2: The owner of this account apparently died. I don't know

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Speaker 2: the details of it, doesn't matter. So the ISIS guy's

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Speaker 2: talking to an account, the owner of the account dies.

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Speaker 2: The FBI installed a confidential human resource in place of

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Speaker 2: the guy who died to help further coordinate things with

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Speaker 2: the ISIS sky. Now let's have a talk about law enforcement, terrorism,

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Speaker 2: many other things, because this is an area where it

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Speaker 2: is gray and can be gray, and it can be confusing.

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Speaker 2: So let's have a serious chat about this. What exactly

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Speaker 2: are we dealing with here? Are we dealing with in

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Speaker 2: a murderous, confused eighteen year old young man who's dying

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Speaker 2: for a chance to go murder some Christians in church,

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Speaker 2: and the FBI stepped in and found a way to

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Speaker 2: snatch him up before he was able to do that.

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Speaker 2: If that's what we're dealing with, then I think you

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Speaker 2: and me we would both agree, Okay, well, that's a

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Speaker 2: good thing. This is a duty was gonna commit crimes,

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Speaker 2: and he was going to murder people, and we got

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Speaker 2: him before him. That would be a good thing, right,

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Speaker 2: But are we dealing with a situation where, yes, a

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Speaker 2: a little violent. I'm not yelling at people I don't know,

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Speaker 2: and then confidential human sources within the FBI, obviously coordinated

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Speaker 2: push him over the edge that he was already standing on.

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Speaker 2: Do I need to remind everybody about the Michigan governor

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Speaker 2: kidnapping assassination plot. Most Americans don't know about this because

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Speaker 2: our media is evil and extremely evil institution, but every

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Speaker 2: American citizen should be mortified. We were leading up to

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Speaker 2: they begin to ramp up their right wingers are terrorists.

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Speaker 2: Right wingers are terrorists. The Republican Party's terrorists. These white

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Speaker 2: people are terrorists. They really began to call you a terrorist.

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Speaker 2: And you always understood why they were calling you a terrorist.

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Speaker 2: I explained it many times. And so they can use

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Speaker 2: the national security apparatus against you. If you're a terrorist,

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Speaker 1: That's what they want. They're communists, So terrorists, terrorists, terrorists.

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Speaker 2: And then we all woke up one day boom to

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Speaker 2: I told you to keep it legal.

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking that is so bad?

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Speaker 2: We don't want to do things we don't want to

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Speaker 2: and then people started digging into the story. I want

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Speaker 2: to make sure Julie Kelly, my friend Julie Kelly, gets

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Speaker 2: all the credit in the world, because her reporting on

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Speaker 2: this has been endless. I wouldn't know a fraction of

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Speaker 2: what I know without Julie Kelly's reporting on the story.

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Speaker 2: But the story behind the story is this, they took

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Speaker 2: some down on your luck guys who just not the

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Speaker 2: was plotting to kidnap and assassinate Gretchen Whitmer, one of

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Speaker 2: I'm not making that up. That's a real story. You

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Speaker 2: dig into these guys and you find out these are

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Speaker 2: just idiots and losers and yeah, angry about some stuff,

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Speaker 2: putting some things online, but these were not assassins or

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Speaker 2: violent and yes, some of them got thrown away for it.

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Speaker 2: But a lot of this case got thrown out because

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Speaker 2: the Federal Bureau of Investigation they didn't dig into an

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Speaker 2: assassination slash kidnapping plot going on in Michigan. They created

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Speaker 2: FBI and their sources. They planned it, they coordinated it,

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Speaker 2: materials they themselves provided him. I was told something by

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Speaker 2: of what I've talked about many times about the most

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Speaker 2: dangerous thing going on in the world today is the

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Speaker 2: national security apparatus of our nation turning its guns inward,

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Speaker 2: turning its guns against you, against its own citizens. And

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Speaker 2: what he told me was this. He said, Jesse, listen,

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Speaker 2: and the wake of nine to eleven, here's what happened.

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Speaker 2: Everyone has heard of the Patriot Act and that kind

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Speaker 2: of stuff, but here's what it actually looked like. Here's

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Speaker 2: how things changed on the ground, Jesse. After nine to eleven,

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Speaker 2: we were aware that there were many, many, many, many

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Speaker 2: many potential Islamic terrorists in America, guys who've been posting

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Speaker 2: violent things online, Death to America, crushed the Infidels, all

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Speaker 2: more cities. Go get the evidence you need, and get

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Speaker 2: we didn't see the danger in it. And we took

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Speaker 2: all these really bad guys and they weren't bad guys,

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Speaker 2: threw them away. And he said, Jesse, now those same

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Speaker 2: American right. And he said, it terrifies me because you

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Speaker 2: can see the same sting tactics they were using on

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Speaker 2: the isis storks. They're using them on the right where

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Speaker 2: they're creating the plots, planning the plots, funding the plots,

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Speaker 2: at this domestic terrorist. I told you we need to

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Speaker 2: keep these people under surveillance. So this guy, I mean, look,

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Speaker 2: he might be with ISIS. He might be some murderous,

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Speaker 2: don't know the answer to that, and frankly, you don't

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Speaker 2: Federal Bureau of Investigation that has lost all trust with

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Speaker 2: the American people even five years ago. If you'd show

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Speaker 2: the FBI, I'd say, yeah, get him, throw that dirt

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Speaker 2: and not for the better, all right, we have some adi.

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Speaker 2: You want to make fun of some communists and do

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Speaker 2: some emails. Let's do emails and make fun of communists

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Speaker 2: because they're stupid. Hang on, what, Chris, we can make jokes.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, we get that right, the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's make fun of some communists here really quickly, because

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Speaker 2: it does my heart well, it does me well. Listen,

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Speaker 2: many advantages to being a communist. All your friends, everyone

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Speaker 2: so there's nothing. There are no rules that apply to

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Speaker 2: you. You can do whatever. There are many, many, many advantages

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Speaker 1: One of the.

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Speaker 2: Main reasons people become communists is they don't think, and

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Speaker 2: don't want to think. They want to be told what

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Speaker 2: that's crazy, but many people genuinely desire someone to just

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Speaker 2: Where to go, what to believe about this, where to sleep,

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Speaker 2: What did you do in the morning? You woke up

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Speaker 2: for you. You knew where you had to go that day,

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Speaker 2: to go ask permission. And how simple was life. You

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Speaker 2: wasn't it. Communism attracts really stupid people. Allow me to

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Speaker 2: play for you Exhibit A.

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Speaker 3: So that you have the energy of the moon at night.

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Speaker 3: And sometimes you've heard the word full moon. Sometimes you

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Speaker 3: need to take the opportunities to come out and see

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Speaker 3: a full moon. Is that complete rounded circle which is

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Speaker 3: made up mostly of gases. And that's why the question

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Speaker 3: a question is why or how could we as humans

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Speaker 3: could do? The sun is a mighty powerful him.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I gotta play it again all stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna mute it when I laughed this, so I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: A meat Lover's pizza. How long do you actually get

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Speaker 1: Out of your meat lover's pizza. My pillow.

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Speaker 2: They can provide years of pleasure and enjoyment. Do you

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Speaker 2: and focus on my pillow. Sandals twenty five dollars. Extravaganza sale,

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Speaker 2: Jesse go.

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Speaker 1: Now what truth attitude? Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly shall on a Tuesday. And yes,

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Speaker 2: When it's guitar riff time? Hey, let's just forget the

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Speaker 2: great song, wrap it up in three minutes.

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 2: The song was good, the long song, the death of music,

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Speaker 2: Let's get to see emails. Remember you can email the

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Speaker 2: show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. If that confuses

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Speaker 6: Not an attempt to ban TikTok.

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Speaker 2: It's an attempt to make TikTok better.

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Speaker 5: Tick tech toe a winner, a winner, a winner.

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Speaker 2: Last week, the Oracle mentioned and he does not like

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Speaker 2: I'd sound like my dad now, Jesse you were talking

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Speaker 2: do you have that Jasmine Crockett sound so? Jasmin Crockett

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Speaker 2: The most bitter pill to swallow is these people are

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Speaker 2: Forty percent. Your grocery bill went up forty percent. Red District,

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Speaker 2: a wonderful investigative journalist for the War Room. I've had

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Speaker 2: her on my TV show a bunch. I actually need

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Speaker 2: to get her on my radio show. Her name's Natalie

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Speaker 2: Winter's young lady. I'm definitely in her twenties. I don't

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Speaker 2: know how old anyone is, and it's kind of weird

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Speaker 2: to ask, so I just never ask. But it's got

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Speaker 2: to be in her twenties. I would guess maybe young twenties. Whatever,

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Speaker 2: but sharp as a whip. And she goes on this

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Speaker 2: podcast called the Whatever Podcast. I don't know what this

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Speaker 2: podcast is other than I oftentimes see a bunch of

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Speaker 2: young ladies on there. It looks like ladies in their twenties.

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Speaker 2: That's what it looks like. Young women on there. And

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Speaker 2: Natalie Winters went on there and begins to have this

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Speaker 2: discussion with these young women who believe they're feminists.

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Speaker 1: And feminism and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: And you know how we talk about communists as if

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Speaker 2: they're robots, and that's how you need to think about them.

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Speaker 2: That's why they have no depth of knowledge. They can't

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Speaker 2: argue any points your liberal ant Peggy show yell at you,

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Speaker 2: or change the subject or just move on, because she's

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Speaker 2: a robot. She doesn't think about anything and doesn't want to.

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Speaker 2: She wants to be told what to think. Listen to this,

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Speaker 2: it'll be very obvious which of the voices you hear

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Speaker 2: are Natalie's and which ones are the other girls in

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Speaker 2: man When I described him as robots?

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Speaker 5: Wow, Well for me, I think feminism is just about

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Speaker 5: us all having the same amount of rights.

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Speaker 6: And what rights do women not have?

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Speaker 5: I mean, just.

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Speaker 2: No, no, hold on a second right there. I think

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Speaker 2: feminism is about us having the same rights as men.

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Speaker 2: Natalie chimes in, what rights do women not have? The

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Speaker 2: men have a right? That was a very simple question.

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Speaker 2: You obviously have that belief. What rights? I mean?

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Speaker 6: Where do you think there's inequality in society between men

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Speaker 6: and women?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 6: I just mean that in sports because all the gender

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Speaker 6: men are coming in topic, Just like, what do you mean.

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Speaker 2: Women in sports in general?

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Speaker 1: I think because paid less because there's less viewers.

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Speaker 6: For well, that's why they get paid less because there's

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Speaker 6: less viewers. Right, but we also, okay, understanding.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, you saw very simple, very calm, just destroy

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Speaker 2: your argument.

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Speaker 1: Well women get paid less than sports. Yeah, there's less viewers.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, it just moves right again, the robot

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Speaker 2: no depth of knowledge.

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Speaker 1: My definition is really broad. I agree with her, and

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Speaker 1: if someone didn't.

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Speaker 6: Think, okay, wait but back so, no one can give

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Speaker 6: an example of where women don't have the same rights

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Speaker 6: as men. But that's why you think we should er.

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Speaker 6: That's why you wouldn't date a man who doesn't identify

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Speaker 6: as a feminist. But you can't give one example of

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Speaker 6: where women and men aren't equal except for women getting

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Speaker 6: paid less in sports.

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Speaker 1: Robots.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're dealing with, robots. Remember that when you

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Speaker 2: try to outreach, right, it's not that you should never outreach,

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Speaker 2: but liberal and Paggy wants to be that dumb all right.

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Speaker 2: One more segment headlines I didn't get to hang on.

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: I like it returns next it is The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show you can email

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Speaker 2: us love, hate, death threats, whatever you want, ask doctor

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Speaker 2: Go download the podcast to the show. If you missed it,

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Speaker 2: watch me on TV tonight, like every night on the

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Speaker 2: first TV.

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Speaker 1: Nine pm Eastern Time.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's do something else before we get to a

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Speaker 2: couple of emails and some headlines. I didn't get to

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Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert. We had this talk a few years ago,

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Speaker 2: so you probably don't remember.

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Speaker 1: But who is he?

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Speaker 2: Well, he's a comedian allegedly, but he's not very funny.

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Speaker 2: He was one of those guys he played second fiddle to.

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Speaker 2: It was John Stewart Show, wasn't it the second fiddle

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Speaker 2: to John Stewart? Kind of like had a sidekick role

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Speaker 2: on John Stewart's show. And like many many many things

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Speaker 2: in life, Like many people in life, he wasn't made

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Speaker 2: to be the guy. He was made to be the

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Speaker 2: side character. You know, oftentimes the assistant coach should be

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Speaker 2: and remain an assistant coach, not necessarily. Just because he's

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Speaker 2: a great assistant doesn't mean he should be the head coach.

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Speaker 2: If you're doing a television show, a comedy, program, a

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Speaker 2: backup characters, one of the sideline characters, versus being the

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Speaker 2: guy to very very very different things. You see this

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Speaker 2: all the time actually in radio or on TV. As

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Speaker 2: a matter of fact. You'll take someone who is a

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Speaker 2: great writer or a great guest on a show and

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Speaker 2: then you say, here you go, there's an hour, go

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Speaker 2: do a TV show, and they suck, just can't do it.

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Speaker 2: It's a different thing. I'm going to do it every day.

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Speaker 2: Not saying it's better, it was just a different skill set.

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Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert can't do a late night show by himself.

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Speaker 2: John Stewart left. Colbert got one of the late night

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Speaker 2: comedy gigs. Now you should know something about these gigs.

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Speaker 2: If you're a comedian, if you're anybody who does stand

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Speaker 2: up in the United States of America, maybe you're well known.

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Speaker 2: We have some of those who listen to the show.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you just got to do improv night on every

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Speaker 2: every third Thursday of the month, getting up there, test

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Speaker 2: a couple jokes out, have some fun with it. But

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Speaker 2: anybody who does stand up comedy knows this. The jobs,

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Speaker 2: the late night jobs. You know, the old letterman Leno spots.

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Speaker 2: Those are the most coveted jobs for two different reasons.

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Speaker 2: This is wild about how the performance industry goes, but

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Speaker 2: it is true. If you get those jobs, you take

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Speaker 2: over for David Letterman. That's what Colbert did. He took

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Speaker 2: over for David Letterman. You will make an obscene amount

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Speaker 2: of money for a ridiculously low amount of work. They

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Speaker 2: don't feel. They don't film those things in the middle

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Speaker 2: of the night, by the way, so don't think, well,

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Speaker 2: he's got to stay up till midnight. They're all filmed

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Speaker 2: during the day, oftentimes multiple shows in one day. They

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Speaker 2: film them in New York or LA and then they

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Speaker 2: push them right out the door. You go work two

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Speaker 2: three days a week, will knock out, oh probably a

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Speaker 2: fifteen to twenty hour work week, and make This is

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Speaker 2: a guest, I'll bet you I'm not far off. Ten

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Speaker 2: million dollars a year, ten to fifteen million dollars a year.

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Speaker 2: You make professional athlete money. You don't hardly work, and

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Speaker 2: you have writers. It's if you're someone who does stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy, it's the dream phone call. Hey, we want

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Speaker 2: you to come take over the late night show. Well,

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Speaker 2: you're Stephen Colbert you take over the late night show. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you just struck gold, you just hit the power ball.

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Speaker 2: But the problem is you're not funny. Stephen Colbert, to

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Speaker 2: his credit, found a work around. He may not be

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Speaker 2: funny or entertaining, but he is most willing to humiliate

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Speaker 2: himself on behalf of the system. Remember when he did

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Speaker 2: the vaccine song dinning in. It didn't dun vaccines. It

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Speaker 2: was one of the most cringe worthy things. Even pro

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Speaker 2: vaccine people were all, Oh, man, that's embarrassing. It was

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Speaker 2: really bad. He does this all the time. Here he

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Speaker 2: was sitting down with AOC just this is a man

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Speaker 2: who knows he has to update his system membership card

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Speaker 2: every single day if he wants to stay in that chair.

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Speaker 9: I mean, even let's just rewind a second. We just

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Speaker 9: went through an impeachment attempt on the President of the

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Speaker 9: used that was in communication with Russian intelligence. So you

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Speaker 9: have not just the bottom bench here, you have the

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Speaker 9: chairman of the House Oversight Committee, Representative Comer, take quote

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Speaker 9: unquote evidence an account from someone who was working with

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Speaker 9: the Russian intelligence and try to impeach and remove the president.

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Speaker 9: The United States over it.

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Speaker 2: This is serious. How did they not know that or

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Speaker 2: did they know that this was connected to the Russians,

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Speaker 2: translated from the.

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Speaker 9: Thrilla that I think is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it. You want to talk about a

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Speaker 2: man who understands exactly why he's there. To his credit,

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Speaker 2: Cobert gets it. I ain't making anyone laugh. I've got

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Speaker 2: to be a really, really, really good boy. You you

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Speaker 2: need energy, I need energy. And we shouldn't be going

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Speaker 2: to caffeine for that all the time, now, should we.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with the cup of Joe or two.

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Speaker 2: We should be focusing on getting our tee levels up. Gentlemen, ladies,

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Speaker 2: your levels of various kinds are low. Two? But what

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Speaker 2: do you do? How do you do that? I know

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Speaker 2: there's a new clinic on every corner. Hey, just come,

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Speaker 2: let us put a shot in your arm. You'll feel better.

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Speaker 2: Do you think you think regular shots? You think that's

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Speaker 1: Go get one. And now here's a headline, but you know,

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Speaker 1: you know the thing headlines We didn't get to study.

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Speaker 2: One in three zoomers have no income and a poor

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Speaker 2: economic outlook. That's really, really, really bad. And maybe we,

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Speaker 2: as parents, myself included, need to be better about making

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Speaker 2: sure our kids have some skills to make it in

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Speaker 2: this world, because man, they're drowning out here. North Face

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Speaker 2: faces heat over sponsorship of overnight LGBT camp where kids

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Speaker 2: I also have this one courtesy of Michael and Chris.

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Speaker 2: They talk about white privilege. They actually have a public

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Speaker 2: page talking about white privilege and gender and wealth gap

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Speaker 2: and citizenship and man, you really need to never, ever

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Speaker 2: hired to investigate America's worst mayor. That's that Tiffany Hayinnard girl,

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Speaker 2: the one who's just embezzling all the taxpayer funds and

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Speaker 2: gotta be honest, this lady is so corrupt and bad

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Speaker 2: that I've made the transition where now I'm rooting for God. Tiffany,

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Speaker 2: don't let them get you down. Culinary diplomacy. The internet

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Speaker 2: is obsessed with what Janet Yellen eats.

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Speaker 1: In China.

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Speaker 2: No one's obsessed with it, although I bet you you

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Speaker 2: can get some dynamite egg rules in China. It just

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Speaker 2: sucks because the Communist Chinese Party they hate me so bad.

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Speaker 2: I'll probably be killed if I ever visit China, so

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Speaker 2: I can't visit and go check out the history. Plus

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Speaker 2: I don't want to spend my money with those dirty

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Speaker 2: comedies anyway. But the egg rules, you know, the street

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Speaker 2: food and what Chris you know, it's fantastic. I bet

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Speaker 2: there's street Food's amazing. No at Japan's different, Chris, they're

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Speaker 2: different cultures. For your information, they're not all the same, Chris. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: we're out of time. That's all