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Speaker 1: You hear me confession, I can't take back o arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak Texas seven five nine two says I once

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Speaker 2: accidentally ordered a pizza to my neighbor's house instead of mine.

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Speaker 3: They were so.

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Speaker 2: Confused but ended up loving the free pizza. So now

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Speaker 2: I do it on purpose occasionally, just to make their day.

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Speaker 3: Who do you want to make our day?

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Speaker 2: You can send a large pepperoni to the Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey radio station, or we'll also take a large stuffed

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Speaker 2: crust confession.

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Speaker 3: With the side of ranch for the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: And today one of our listeners wants to come clean

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Speaker 2: and is chosen to go by the alias Chris today.

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Speaker 3: So Chris, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what do you want on our pizza or someone's

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Speaker 4: ordering for us? I guess I should.

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Speaker 3: Say, or are you here? Or a confession.

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Speaker 1: I'll take pineapple and a confession.

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Speaker 4: I feel like pineapple is the confession.

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Speaker 2: Now, Chris, right, voice changer is on. You are the

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 1: There's this guy in our office. We'll call him Chuck.

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Speaker 4: Chuck Okay, Chuck likable or not?

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Speaker 1: Chuckster is a likable dodger.

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Speaker 4: Sure, okay, chucks tend to be Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know a notorious prankster. It's constantly getting

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Speaker 1: us all with these little office.

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Speaker 4: Pranks typical check.

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Speaker 3: What type of pranks you know?

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Speaker 1: The little sticky notes that we use for notes and whatnot?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, post its never heard of them. Keep going.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he has this thing about swapping the mouth pictures

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Speaker 1: of Freddy Kruger on our desk.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of funny, but I remember when you guys

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Speaker 4: put one on my mouth and my mouth, Guy, you

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Speaker 4: really got me gets brooked down, was broken.

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Speaker 3: So checked out stuff like this all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's he's a real prankster. So a bunch of

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Speaker 1: us decided we wanted to get.

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Speaker 4: Even, yeah for sure, by doing.

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Speaker 1: A big group prank on him together.

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Speaker 3: The team involved, what you do, So we came up.

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Speaker 1: With a plan being that our boss was going to

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Speaker 1: be out on a week long vacation.

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Speaker 4: Good timing, nice, Oh yeah, perfect timing.

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Speaker 1: So we had our receptionist forward Chuckster and email saying

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Speaker 1: our boss didn't have time to tal schunk before he

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Speaker 1: left for vacation. But he's being promoted.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, that's not a good prank.

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Speaker 3: No, well, hold on going.

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Speaker 4: I like how the guys are still into it, already

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Speaker 4: doing red flags everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So it gets better. So we all congratulated him, had

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Speaker 1: a little cake waiting in the break.

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Speaker 2: He went all out, Oh out, pineapple, funny guy.

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Speaker 1: You know. We told them to use the corner office.

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Speaker 1: The idea was our boss would come back from this vacation,

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Speaker 1: Chuckster would go talk to him about the promotion, and

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Speaker 1: our boss would be like, what the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking about?

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Speaker 4: Could have been as long as your boss is a

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Speaker 4: funny guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he starts. Then you know it's good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Right, So the Monday comes, our boss doesn't show

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Speaker 1: back up to work exactly, so we're all kind of confused,

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Speaker 1: scratching our heads. We get a notification later that our

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Speaker 1: boss is going to be out for the undisclosed time. God. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we goes by two weeks. Yeah. Eventually we find out

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Speaker 1: our boss got hurt in the jet ski accident. God.

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Speaker 3: Oh, and this isn't part of the prank, not at all.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's Chuck still in the corner office this

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Speaker 4: whole time.

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Speaker 1: Chucks are still in the corner office.

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Speaker 4: Wait what happened? So, yeah, when do you reveal the truth?

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Speaker 1: So our boss is okay. During his recovery, we realized

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Speaker 1: he's going to be out for a couple of months.

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Speaker 1: So we're like, wow, this is going to be a

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Speaker 1: long time to play this prank out.

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Speaker 4: You are still going to go for it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the guy's going to.

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Speaker 1: Be Meanwhile, Chuck's quote promotion makes him the temporary boss. Well,

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Speaker 1: our real boss is out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you but he doesn't know he's not your

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Speaker 2: real boss, correct, Okay?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Oh god, did he get a pay raising? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I wonder well they probably thought it was pending because

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Speaker 2: the boss is hurt.

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Speaker 4: I mean, how does this end?

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Speaker 1: You know, we're hoping that the boss comes back.

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Speaker 3: This is still going on.

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Speaker 1: This is still going on. He's still in the corner office.

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Speaker 4: No, been there.

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Speaker 1: In the corner office a couple of months now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You're loving this.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the prank is going to be when

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Speaker 4: he just actually ends up with the promotion.

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Speaker 2: Chuck's the CEO of the company now, so he still

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Speaker 2: has no idea that he was never actually promoted, that

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Speaker 2: it was just a prank.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at Chuckster right now through the glass. He's

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Speaker 1: got his feet up on the desk. God, living life.

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Speaker 4: Are you concerned that this is going to backfire?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to be quite honest, those thoughts went out the

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Speaker 1: window during the first month of the prank. We just

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Speaker 1: been riding the wave ever since.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, because he's still pranking as the boss, is

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Speaker 4: he doing any pranks at all?

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Speaker 1: Or no?

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Speaker 4: He has more power now.

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Speaker 1: He's still prank you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Wow, then maybe it is gonna be really funny.

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Speaker 2: He's the best fake temporary boss you've ever had.

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Speaker 4: Is the first ever mass speaker update. We're gonna need.

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Speaker 2: You tell us when your boss comes back and Chuck

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Speaker 2: realizes what really happened, or.

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Speaker 4: When your boss gets fired because Chuck just took his job.

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Speaker 3: He's so good at it.

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Speaker 1: Good for check.

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Speaker 2: We'll text in seven eight, five nights too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone taps coming up right after this

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,