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Speaker 1: readio you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show. What

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Speaker 1: count that high. Correction, I can count that high. But

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Speaker 1: trying too hard is just a waste of time and energy. Like,

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Speaker 1: I could count to a million, but I'd rather count

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Speaker 1: just intolerant. I joke when I said that, but literally,

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Speaker 1: the key to being successful isn't to reach the moon.

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Speaker 1: they're called micro goals. A new survey found sixty seven

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Speaker 1: phone frame. Hello, Hi, this is Sad calling from catering.

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Speaker 1: and we are very excited to be catering your anniversary party.

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Speaker 1: engagement party. We are honored to be catering your engagement party.

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Speaker 1: to your menu. Are you ready for a thrill ride

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Speaker 1: to know that your phone prank today was locally sourced

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone pranks the Jebel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: be Charlie might be biting somebody else's finger, Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. But she thinks that her boyfriend Charlie might

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Speaker 1: I guess it is okay? I mean sure, why not?

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Speaker 1: My name is Jewel. Hey, Charlie, this is all it. Hey, Charlie,

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Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Are you serious? Right? Now, Charlie,

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Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like. Charlie. I understand that

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Speaker 1: are you? Oh? What did you tell post? Yourself? Weird? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to tellus Dirty Little se tell us anything. You tell us,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want. Doesn't even matter because we don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. You're completely anonymous. That's why

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Speaker 1: already was sing on the same name and on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, tells the little secret is? Did I

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Speaker 1: say hard boiled egg? Is it complete? Offen, take a

428
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Speaker 1: time out. I have been dating the boss's daughter. Just

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Speaker 1: just just like that. You've been dating our boss's daughter. No,

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Speaker 1: not your boss's daughter. My boss is Oh, he said

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Speaker 1: the bosses because I didn't even know he had a daughter.

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Speaker 1: You're dating your boss's daughter. I'm dating my bos Let

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Speaker 1: me guess that your boss does not want you to

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Speaker 1: date his daughter. Oh he kind of dropped a hint

435
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Speaker 1: the night that we met. Yeah, how did he drop

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Speaker 1: that hint? Did he say we were I'm boss, I'm

437
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Speaker 1: mister Farnsworth, and if you jake my daughter, I'm gonna

438
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Speaker 1: smack you so rude. I'm so sorry. So much happening

439
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Speaker 1: right now, that's too far off. Sorry, go ahead, I'll

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Speaker 1: stop interrupting. I was at a company meeting, you know,

441
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Speaker 1: doing the company saying, being all super business he and professional.

442
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: Then my boss walks over and he was like, hey,

443
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Speaker 1: meeting and what not? Try anything funny with my daughter?

444
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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha you know, something funny with her stand

445
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Speaker 1: up routine? A funny things with her? Yeah, like like

446
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Speaker 1: tickling her. It started there. Sure, yeah, let's go with that.

447
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Speaker 1: She was mental going on with him. I'm a little tired. Yeah,

448
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Speaker 1: that's when you get goofy okay ye, sorry, dating the

449
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Speaker 1: boss's daughter and you're doing funny stuff with her and

450
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Speaker 1: he doesn't know, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: How long has this been going on? For? About six

452
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Speaker 1: weeks now? Oh? So what are you expecting to get

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Speaker 1: out of this relationship or fling or whatever the heck

454
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Speaker 1: it is, because if you wanted to be a long

455
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Speaker 1: term thing, then you're going to have to meet her dad. Yeah. Yeah,

456
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Speaker 1: I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there. Like I said,

457
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Speaker 1: it's in six weeks. So right now, we're just trying

458
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Speaker 1: to keep it a secret from my boss. Just friends

459
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: with benefit. It's a little more of the friends with benefit.

460
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Speaker 1: She's amazing. We it sparks every time we're together. I

461
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Speaker 1: know that's cliche, but it's true. Real quick, last question

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Speaker 1: for you. Does your boss like you? I think so, well,

463
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Speaker 1: then I think you might be okay, you might be

464
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Speaker 1: all right. I don't know, maybe it would I don't know.

465
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Speaker 1: You know what you could do. You could start dropping

466
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Speaker 1: hints right now and just you know, bell talk about

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Speaker 1: this wonderful woman that you met right like in a

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Speaker 1: meeting when you're all sitting around like where there's the

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Speaker 1: other guys in the meeting, and you're kicked back in

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Speaker 1: the chair in the conference room, right and your boss

471
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Speaker 1: walks in and he just hears you being like, no, dude,

472
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Speaker 1: I just met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing

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Speaker 1: and she's the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss,

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Speaker 1: we can start the meeting now, right, And then that

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Speaker 1: happens over time and he's like, wow, experienced, like really

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Speaker 1: likes that girl he's dating. And I like that about him.

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Speaker 1: Respectable man. I wish someone would treat my daughter that way.

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Speaker 1: That would work. Then you show up for dinner and

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Speaker 1: you're like, whoa, it's you, mister so and so. And

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Speaker 1: then he's like, yeah, it is me. And wait a second,

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Speaker 1: that woman you've been talking about respecting the hell out

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Speaker 1: of this my daughter? Yeah, And then you just go, oh,

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Speaker 1: she didn't. She didn't tell me it was you. That

484
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Speaker 1: was her dad. And then it's it's basically, I just

485
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Speaker 1: wrote a movie right now, and you're the star of it.

486
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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you sound like a screenplay writer. Wow.

487
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Speaker 1: So anyway, how is how are you going to approach it?

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Speaker 1: If you have to meet him? I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: gonna work. Yeah it I just need more time. Time.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Are we out of time? They? Are

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Speaker 1: we out of time? Soft boiled egg? I think no

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Speaker 1: matter what's yes? All right? I think so all right?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us you're doing a little secret. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? Did j

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Speaker 1: bil show on demand? Welcome to the I n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Monday, August sixteenth, twenty one, what is I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and they finally announced too will be the next

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Speaker 1: host of Jeopardy. Great. Thanks, I'll take books on ancient

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Speaker 1: circumcisions for two hundred bob oh. More on that story

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Speaker 1: in just a second, But first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and if you got the vaccine? Did

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Speaker 1: you really get the vaccine? And I'm English Evan And

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Speaker 1: are you Eliah Slash not a great person? Then I

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Speaker 1: have a way for you to potentially make two hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Hey, whoa sweet? All right? Well, more of

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Speaker 1: those in just a second before your first start of

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Speaker 1: the day in the i N The Idiot News Network. Great,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Jeopardy has announced two permanent hosts.

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Speaker 1: People have been waiting to see who's going to take

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Speaker 1: over since oh two, Yeah, they have two hosts. Now

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Speaker 1: Mike Richards, the show's executive which are will host a

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Speaker 1: nightly syndicated show, and Myambi Alec from the Big Bang

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Speaker 1: Theory will host the primetime specials and spin offs for ABC.

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Speaker 1: Huh okay, that's quite a din hosting it is. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like they should have retired Jeopardy through oh no, well,

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Speaker 1: like after Alex did, they should have just returned. That's

518
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Speaker 1: one of those things where he's just the end of

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Speaker 1: the road, like the end of an era. Like the

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Speaker 1: prices rate is not the same without Bob Barker. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I think the new guy's funny on the prices, right.

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Speaker 1: I also think, yeah, I think he's funny here, it's funny,

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Speaker 1: but he's just not Bob Barker on the price is right,

524
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Speaker 1: yeah right? But I I think like Jeopardy, though, has

525
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: such a legacy that if you end it, so many

526
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Speaker 1: people would be disappointed. Like I grew up watching Jeopardy

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Speaker 1: with my grandma. I mean so did I. Well, not

528
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Speaker 1: with my grandma, but I grew up watching Jeopardy and

529
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Speaker 1: Will Fortune and Will Fortune is the same sort of thing,

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Speaker 1: Like if that dude died, I feel like they should

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Speaker 1: not do Will Fortune anymore. Like who's gonna host Will Fortune?

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Speaker 1: That good? You know? Yeah? Will Smith? All right, I'm

533
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Speaker 1: in on that one, Okay, all right, Will Smith. I

534
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: want to be a game show host so bad, and

535
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Speaker 1: I wanted to host Jeopardy. I never applied, but to

536
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: host Jeopardy would be amazing. Looking like I look, with

537
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Speaker 1: like a throat tattoo and everything. I just think that'd

538
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Speaker 1: be a test. It's like shaking because they set it

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Speaker 1: all right. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, the

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Speaker 1: report the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex Frash, who's on

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Speaker 1: location at a vaccine center. Yes, in Germany. In Germany

544
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Speaker 1: where okay, so an anti vax nurse injected more than

545
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Speaker 1: what they know of right now, eight thousand people with

546
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Speaker 1: sailing instead of the COVID vaccine. Wow, so what is sailine?

547
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Speaker 1: It's just like us. It's water and salt. Oh my god.

548
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Speaker 1: So they've been injected with a recipe. Hey, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of healthcare professionals that I've seen protesting. It's weird.

550
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Speaker 1: Like it's weird because you think, as much as they're

551
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Speaker 1: pushing it, that people in the healthcare industry would be

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Speaker 1: all aboard. But they're not all like that. I know

553
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Speaker 1: all of them yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It was like

554
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Speaker 1: at a Red Cross like setup. There's a bunch of

555
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Speaker 1: people are coming through just stabbing him, was Sailine. I

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Speaker 1: wonder if they're pissed, would you be I would be pissed.

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Speaker 1: What is the effect, oh, the placebo effect? I wonder

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Speaker 1: if there is a placebo effect to where it actually works.

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Speaker 1: It trips me out to think of though. Sometimes that

560
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Speaker 1: you go to the doctor, right, you just trust them

561
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Speaker 1: or the people there. They could be shooting up with

562
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Speaker 1: whatever they want. It could be myth and they might

563
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Speaker 1: not even you know, obviously doctors misdiagnosed people all the time.

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Speaker 1: So it's just scary business out there, it is. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's all I have sending it back to you, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Ox. This is the I N and

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Speaker 1: the Idian News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to English Oven. Who's gonna make it quick

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Speaker 1: because I got a pee okay, I lost Vegas mother

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Speaker 1: who claimed she was facing eviction, convinced donors to give

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Speaker 1: her money. The donors raised over two hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: after seeing Kelly a long slown because it's gonna interesting. Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 1: After seeing kay Kaylee Kelly alongside her three daughters in

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Speaker 1: a heartwarming video, loads of people donated like over two

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. The only problem is those aren't her kids,

577
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Speaker 1: not even her kids. No, she's the babysitter. Oh wow, people,

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Speaker 1: So I'm guessing does she get to keep the two

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Speaker 1: hundred grand? I mean, she didn't do anything illegal, I

580
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Speaker 1: don't think, but I don't know different. No, it is

581
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Speaker 1: like there is laws on that good Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they're called, but I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: there are, because I'm pretty sure before. But I'm totally sure, right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with the way people use golfund me, you'd think that

585
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Speaker 1: there should be laws on it. She kind of found

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Speaker 1: a loophole too, where she she described herself as the

587
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Speaker 1: mother because she is the girlfriend to the father, but

588
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Speaker 1: is also the babysitter. Describes herself as the mother because

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Speaker 1: she takes care of the kids so much so she's

590
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Speaker 1: just like almost a stepmom almost almost. Technically, she's the babysitter,

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Speaker 1: the babysitter before. Yeah, she was the babysitter and also

592
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Speaker 1: the divorced woman who was like the ex wife now

593
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Speaker 1: was very displeased about the whole situation. Yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: imagine Alex has kids, Hey babe, Yes, and they're my

595
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Speaker 1: step kids because I was remembered. But if somebody, you know,

596
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Speaker 1: took pictures with Jackson Bella and then pretended to be

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Speaker 1: their mom for golfund me with that upset, Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's my money, enough, my children, That's

599
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Speaker 1: what she should do. She did have to give it

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Speaker 1: to the actual mom. Yeah. See, you about to lose

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Speaker 1: a job, lady, and that means the I n N

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Speaker 1: is over for the day. But don't worry, we'll do

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Speaker 1: it again the same time. Lose job. You're about to

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Speaker 1: from the high Hands the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jebil phone frame Mornings. That's one. He's hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Kendle. Yes, this is Kendall. Hey Kendle, this

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Speaker 1: is alexis over here at doctor Pix office. Oh Hi, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm okay, how are you good? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I know you're on the schedule for tomorrow morning to

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Speaker 1: come in for your procedure, but I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and let you know that doctor actually fell ill

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Speaker 1: and he's not gonna be able to come and so

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Speaker 1: but oh no, lucky for I mean you though, we

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Speaker 1: have a doctor here who is amazing. His name's A. Laudio,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just going to transfer to him because he

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Speaker 1: just has a couple of questions for tomorrow. Okay, one second, wait, okay,

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Speaker 1: by the way, before I transfer, I just want all

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Speaker 1: you know that he's like a bit of a character,

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Speaker 1: but he's amazing, like he's an artist and saw it

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Speaker 1: after so you'll be in great hands with him, all right.

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Speaker 1: And what's his name? Excuse me? What's his name? His

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Speaker 1: name is doctor Alario? Doctor Alario, Alario, one moment Alario, Hello, Hello, Selario, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hello Celario. Kendall, Kendal, Kendle, Hi Kendall. Like another way

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Speaker 1: to get started on your breast documentation. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: make them pop pop. Excuse me? Do you want to

630
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: pop up? Do I want to pop? No? I'm I'm

631
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: just having a Regulariolario. I look at your chart and

632
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: I think doctor to work. Um. No, actually, well I

633
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: had I really like him, Ilariolario. Ilario is known throughout

634
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: the plastic surgery world as the pre eminent Do you

635
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: not that word means pre eminent, the biggest, the most

636
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: sought after plastic surgeon in the world. You're lucky to be.

637
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: That's great. Having No, but I haven't met you before,

638
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: and the surgery is tomorrow, and I would make them big.

639
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want that. Did you read my chart? No?

640
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I just want Lario. Look at your chart, Ilario.

641
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: Look at your chart, Ilario, Look at your chart, Ilario,

642
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: look at your chart. Your chart make you angry, make

643
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: Ellario want to fire other doctor because the other doctor

644
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: go the easy way. Ilario. Never take it easy way.

645
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: That's why Elario give you two giant bosooms. What the

646
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: hell are you doing? That's not what I wanted. I

647
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: t torso one bosoom. No, please read my chart because

648
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: that is not what I consulted with my doctor about. Ellario. Ilario,

649
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: never take the easy way. You're not listening to me.

650
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: How could I feel like you could do a ch

651
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: what you want? Ilario? No, with you, I CEO. I

652
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: seem to know what I want more than I know

653
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: what I see. I see art on you pop pop

654
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 1: pop pop entire torso one bosoom the bottom, have another

655
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: bosom in the back. Can you just put me back

656
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 1: on the phone with the person that that can Alario

657
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: make one breast for the torso and in the back

658
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: of the bottom thinks making not the breast to breast.

659
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: Stop talking and put me back on the phone with

660
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: somebody else, please, Ilario, feelings hurt. You yell at Lario,

661
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: You yell me on the phone with someone else. Cannot

662
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: because brank Elio just put what did you just say,

663
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: Elario say? Cannot because Frank you Frank Frankie. This is

664
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: a frank. Yes, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

665
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your sister

666
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: set you up. This is Alex No no, so don't worry.

667
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: Your appointment is still scheduled for the morning. And congrats girl,

668
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: get new boob. Yeah, yes, I'm getting to thank you

669
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: very much. Well yeah, two small regular size, not one

670
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: entire tarso and then you're turned into another one. I mean,

671
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: I still think that's a great idea. Wake up every

672
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: morning with Jewil Phone pranks, the Jewil Show on demand,

673
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: first day follow You know what's gotten a lot of

674
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: action in the dating world since COVID started what parks?

675
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: Parks have gotten a lot of action, Like you mean

676
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: a park with gross and stuff. Yeah, because people weren't

677
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: able to really go anywhere and do anything. Just parks

678
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: in general, going on picnics, going walks in the park,

679
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: meeting at the park. Who knows what you're doing in

680
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: the park after dark? And that was a rhyme, and

681
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: I did that on purpose, just so I could rhyme.

682
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: But Aiden is on the phone for a first date

683
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: follow up today and he wants to call a woman

684
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: named Lila. And apparently they went to dinner and then

685
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: guess where after that? Where the park? Anyway, they went

686
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: to the park. Aiden, before we get into how you

687
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: met her and all that other stuff, how long has

688
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: it been since you talked to Lila? There's been two weeks?

689
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: Two weeks, okay, that's a long time. And in that

690
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: two weeks time, how many times have you tried to

691
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: reach out to her? I played a real cool so

692
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: two maybe three? Okay, Yeah, it wasn't It wasn't a

693
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: lie because I know, I know that I can get

694
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: real creepy, real fat. Yeah, for sure want to be pushed.

695
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: She's darting spot at all, not at all. Okay, so

696
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:09,720
Speaker 1: she obviously doesn't want to talk to you first before

697
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: you before we ask you why, how was the date

698
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: with Lila? Obviously you liked her a lot, but tell

699
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: us about it. Yeah, man, the date was actually a

700
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: really cool you know, we went to go to get

701
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: dinner at this real nice spot and then like we

702
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: walked through the park, which is really cool because it

703
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: was like the evening, the sky was real pretty. So

704
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: it was a really nice night and we had a

705
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: lot of fun. I really enjoyed it. It It really seemed

706
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: like she was too. It sounds like a very romantic date.

707
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: What did you guys do while you were there? Oh?

708
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: All we did. We just talked. We got to know

709
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: each other, you know. We talked a little bit about

710
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: like our families, you know, like a relationship with our

711
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: parents and stuff like that, little basic stuff. But I

712
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: mean I can see how going on a walk in

713
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: the park would be really enjoyable if you like the

714
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: person that you were with, you know. Although, Okay, so

715
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: she's not getting back to you and you spoke about family.

716
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: Is your family normal or are they in jail or something? No, No,

717
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: my family's actually really normal. I had a couple of brothers. Well.

718
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: When on the family thing, though, did you maybe overshare

719
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: too much about your family? Did you maybe be like, Hey,

720
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: do you want to come meet my family this afternoon

721
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 1: or this evening or tomorrow or after tomorrow, or do

722
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 1: you want to meet my mom or I've already upon

723
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: the wedding things like that. Did you get a little

724
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: too intense about stuff? Maybe? No, No, I didn't, especially

725
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: because I'd be more worried about my family meeting any

726
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: girl I brought. So I wait and wait before I

727
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: push it to that point. You know, Okay, did she

728
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: like seem like she was into you? She did, So

729
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: I'm a little like, I'm a little confused. I don't

730
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: want to say I'm hurt, but I'm just a little confused.

731
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: Why I'm not hearing from it right? I think going

732
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: for a walk in the park and having dinner being

733
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: too romantic. Probably not like taking a helicopter to the

734
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: dinner in a different country. Maybe that's too romantic, But

735
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: just going for a walk it sounds like a nice

736
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: eat well, then what do you think went wrong that

737
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: you can't think of anything? I mean, when we went

738
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: to dinner, our waiter was a little bit of a jerk.

739
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: If I tipped low low, like below I was. He

740
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: was a real jerkifteen, well fifteen is not bad if

741
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: you don't have the best service. But it was more

742
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: like five, five or sent okay, that's all right. Five.

743
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: So you basically stiffed the waiter. Yeah, he had it coming.

744
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: But did you make a show of it? No, that

745
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: I really didn't um, but she could tell I was aggravated. Well,

746
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: I think even when even when I get bast service,

747
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: I still have a hard time tipping less than twenty percent. Yeah,

748
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 1: it is tough to do when you're waited as bad

749
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: as this guy was. Shot. It's not hard for me. Yeah,

750
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean I could. If she saw you basically not

751
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: give the guy a tip, that could be a turn off.

752
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: I know if I was with someone and they paid,

753
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: they didn't tip the waiter. It depends on It depends.

754
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: Like if the guy was terrible, I might I might

755
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: be on board with that, but if they didn't tip.

756
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: As a former server for myself, I would probably not

757
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: want to call them back, so maybe that's it. All right, Well,

758
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and call

759
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 1: her and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, okay,

760
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: all right, thanks, yep, we'll do it next. It's a

761
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: jewel show. She didn't is on the phone, and he

762
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: went on a first date with Lila. They went to

763
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: dinner and went to the park. They walked around. He said,

764
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: everything went great. It's been two weeks since he's talked

765
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: to her and she hasn't responded to any of his

766
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: text or phone calls. He said he's only reached out

767
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: about three times, so nothing creepy. And we asked him

768
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: what the reason was that he thinks he's not getting

769
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: to call back, And the only thing you can think

770
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: of is that he pretty much didn't give the waiter

771
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: a tip because he said the waiter was a big

772
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: jerk face. He didn't say jerk face. Those are my words.

773
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: And I know I went a little hard on that one, Aiden,

774
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: but I feel like you thought the guy was a

775
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: jerk face. Yeah. No, I would never call somebody a

776
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: jerk plase. Yeah, yeah, that's reserved for the worst or

777
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: the worst. So Aiden said the guy was a bad

778
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: waiter and he didn't tip them well, and he thinks

779
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: that maybe Lila saw that, and that's the reason she

780
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: doesn't want to call back. So ready to call a raiden? Yeah,

781
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: let's do this all right? Here we go. Hello, Hi,

782
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: may speak to Lila? Please? Nice? Is she? Hello? Lila?

783
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel from the radio show The Jewel Show.

784
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: And my name is Alex Fresh and I'm English Evan

785
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: and we're all from the radio show. Um, okay, So

786
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of The Jewel Show before? I have,

787
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: but you have? Okay. We do a segment on the

788
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: show called the First Date follow Up. It's where if

789
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then

790
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: you don't call them back, they can email us to

791
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: get you on the phone. Oh all right, Well, since

792
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: you know, that's why we're calling. So do you have

793
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: any idea about who we're calling about? Yeah? Think I do?

794
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: Is this about Aiden? Here? Yes? There it is? Okay, correct,

795
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: we're just calling about Aiden. Okay, do you want to

796
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: tell us why are you not calling Aiden back? Right?

797
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: So I have to say that it really it was

798
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: a result of the date that we went on. Um,

799
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: you know, we had a nice time, but he would

800
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: not stop smoking smoking what yeah, smoking cigarettes? Oh you know,

801
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: like you're not a smoker. You know, I'm not a smoker.

802
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: And honestly a few would have been fine, But like,

803
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: he did it the entire night. How do you do

804
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: that in the entire night? Wasn't like, didn't you guys

805
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: go to dinner? Just was he taking breaks at dinner?

806
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: M hm? Oh wow, Oh my gosh. How many cigarettes

807
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: do you think he liked? Cigarette breaks? Do you think

808
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: he took? I mean, I bet he had to get

809
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: a new pack at the end of the night. Okay,

810
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: question for you, do you smoke? I don't. Do you vape?

811
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't vape either. They're different. Blow those clouds, bro anyway,

812
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: I like and when you guys went to the park,

813
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: that's kind of one thing at dinner though, taking breaks

814
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: during your date. I could see that definitely being a

815
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: turn off. Yeah, dinner was long, I mean it was

816
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: about two hours, and he would take a break. And

817
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: then we're going to the park and we're walking, we're talking,

818
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: we're looking at nature, but he's blowing smoke and it's

819
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: going back in my face and I'm choking. It's not fun. Oh,

820
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: if you're not a smoker. That's not the best failing. Yeah,

821
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: is smoking in general just to turn off for you?

822
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: Or do you feel like he's just he's a I

823
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: mean it's not the worst thing. Look, I like going

824
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: out and I know usually most events at night they

825
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: tend to have smokers. And it's fine, and I liked him.

826
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: It's just too to have to cut back on the smoking.

827
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: That's asking a lot of someone too, if they really

828
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: liked their cigarettes. Huh. You know I used to smoke

829
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: and I loved my cigarettes. You did, I did? I mean,

830
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: can't you like not do it on a first date

831
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: though that much? I mean if you have two like one? Yeah,

832
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: well on the person either, Yeah, none need to take

833
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: a break, Like, Hey, I'm really enjoying the story about

834
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: your personal life and getting to know you. One second,

835
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: I'll be back in fifteen. Yeah. So I didn't feel

836
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 1: right asking someone to just cut back on their own smoking.

837
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: So I just figured out, you know, ghost wouldn't ask

838
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: for a second date. All right, Well, Lilah, I'm gonna

839
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: need to take a smoke break real quick, and I'll

840
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: just tell you that Aidan is actually on the phone listening.

841
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Yes, you forgot about that part. Huh, Aiden,

842
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: are you still there or do you have to go

843
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: um grab a smoke? That's ridiculous, Like we had all.

844
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: I mean, we had a fun time going on the date,

845
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: but now you're not gonna talk to me or call

846
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: me back because I was smoking. I mean it was

847
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 1: a lot like you didn't notice that I was coughing

848
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: and kind of taking steps back behind you. I mean, yeah,

849
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: I noticed that. I didn't think it was gonna be

850
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: a deal breaker though. Yeah, I mean I said, like,

851
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: a couple of cigarettes are fine, but like, dude, the

852
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: entire time, I mean, well, I mean I've been smoking

853
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: for a while. That's just what I do, you know,

854
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: But to me, yeah, I'm not gonna I mean, I'm

855
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: not gonna cut that off, especially to be with somebody

856
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: who wasn't gonna like tell me that you just kind

857
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: of disappeared on me. Do you think, Aiden, you could

858
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 1: have taken a bit of a break from the smoking

859
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: thing as it was a first date. I guess, so

860
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like I guess so, but like, man,

861
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: I probably could have took a break on the second day.

862
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: Was gonna be one. But I mean I guess we

863
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: could have talked about that. Aiden. Did you at least

864
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: offer her a cigarette? Well, yeah, yeah, I did, and

865
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: she said she and she said she didn't smoke, so okay, cool. Yeah,

866
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: I mean he did offer it to me, but I

867
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: just said, no, thank you, I'm not interested. Well did you,

868
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 1: I mean, did you let at least like him other

869
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: than the fact that he smokes like that? Yeah, I

870
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: mean I didn't like him, but honestly, it didn't need

871
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: to have to cut way back on the smoking man.

872
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: So all right, So that's what it is. It's just

873
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: the fact that he is a chain smoker and you

874
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: don't like to, yeah, and you don't smoke it in general,

875
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: and you just don't want to go with someone who

876
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: you just don't want to be out with someone who's

877
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: constantly smoking. He thought that you weren't calling him back

878
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: because he didn't give the waiter a tip. But wait, yeah,

879
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,959
Speaker 1: did you know that? I didn't even know. I didn't

880
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: even notice that. Oh wait, you didn't tip the waiter. Well,

881
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: I mean I barely tipped him because he was he

882
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: was a stop man. I've been in weight service, that's

883
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: my stop Yeah, But I mean he was a jerk.

884
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: If you you don't remember all that guy? Your order wrong?

885
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: The waterhead no ice in it? Like, we both were

886
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: real frustrated with it. I mean, I'm frustrated. Maybe it's

887
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: just because I've been a waiter, Like I know, it's

888
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: not always their fault. Sometimes it's the kitchen. Yeah, you

889
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: were a waiter. Once he gets a real job, he

890
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: can get a real paycheck. Oh oh, that's an interesting attitude.

891
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: That's the attitude I would expect a smoker to have.

892
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: Everybody knows smokers and their inability to tip shots by it.

893
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: What the hell is that supposed to me? I think

894
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: that means it's time for me to ask if you

895
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: guys want to go on another date? Lila, would you

896
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Aiden? We'll pay

897
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, No, it doesn't sound like you've given

898
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: up smoking anytime soon. The half doesn't seem like she's

899
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: going to be interesting anytime soon. Oh okay, are you

900
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: guys sure, because it literally sounds like you. I mean,

901
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: it's a matchmate in heaven right now. My heart is

902
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: about to beat out of my chest. Hey sure, we'll

903
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: pay for it? Yeah, well, yeah, exactly, we'll pay for it.

904
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah, no, thanks. Jubils First Day follow up

905
00:48:54,880 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: the Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's

906
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: almost signed for your dirty little secret. Remember text in

907
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: four one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

908
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally, anything you want, because

909
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: we will never share your information. We don't even ask

910
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: what your name is. And that's why everybody on the

911
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: phone gets a fake anonymous nickname. So the name of

912
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: the person on the phone today, I'll say word, Alex,

913
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: Fresh'll say I want to say word, and that would

914
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: be the name of the caller for Today's all right,

915
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: So the name of the person on the phone right

916
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty little secret is Schmoopins

917
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: Raw Girl. Schmoopin's raw Girl. Hello, Smooping's raw girl. How

918
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 1: are you? You have a you have a dirty little secret?

919
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: You want to tell us? I do? It's um, yeah,

920
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: I've got like something that could make my work a

921
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: little awkward or my life's a little awkward. Okay, okay,

922
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't know when I think of like awkward at work,

923
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you do in the bathroom? Yeah no,

924
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: you exploded in the closet. But what I'm doing. Is

925
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting married? No, no one no, And I'm not

926
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: inviting anybody from work. I'm sorry. What was that your

927
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: phone broke up? There? Oh? My phone is a pan

928
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 1: in my butt? Is what it is? Yeah? So, um

929
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: my Dirney secret. The fact that I'm getting married okay,

930
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: and no one at work knows and I'm not inviting

931
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: anybody from work. That's fine, important to me. It sounds

932
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 1: like jewil some like like something jewil and do. Yeah.

933
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: I actually got married to Alex. I was, and I'm

934
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: ready this story. Actually I got married and at my

935
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: last job, I wasn't friends with anybody there. So why

936
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: would you invite me? Why would you invite people that

937
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: you're not friends with just because they're co work when

938
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: your wedding. We had about twenty guests or less at

939
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: our wedding, which was it was Destination. It was in

940
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: Pump Springs. It was on a pretty large property and

941
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: plenty of room for more bodies if we wanted them there, right,

942
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: But like alex on, my wedding was small. It's we

943
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: only wanted like a few people there, and we planned

944
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: it out and we wanted to our closest people because

945
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: also our closest people want to travel and stuff. So

946
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: and that's it. So then we were getting like a

947
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: ton of messages about like publicly too, like you guys

948
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: couldn't fit two other people, you know, the two other people.

949
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: So many people were upsetting. Yeah, because I didn't invite

950
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: the people on the last show that I worked with

951
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: to my wedding. But I'm like, dude, I'm I'm only

952
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: having like the people that are super close to me

953
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: here right. These people don't even like me. I don't

954
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: like them. That came. Well, we're not friends actually, like

955
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: the fans of you guys, what mad J and the

956
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: other I'm like, so she what was her name? I

957
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: don't remember, but I don't know. She was something raw girl,

958
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: raw girl on the phone, what's called a raw girl?

959
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: She's on our team. Though she's on our team, she

960
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: doesn't want to invite her co workers either. So are

961
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: your co workers mad about that? Or they or they

962
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: don't know? They don't know. I mean, it's it's like,

963
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: that's the thing, is like I'm going to come back with,

964
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 1: you know, bunch of stories or I not. I don't know.

965
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 1: I just I feel really bad. On the one hand,

966
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,439
Speaker 1: and on the other hand, I'm like, I don't care

967
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: because I'm not close with any of these people. Okay,

968
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: it's like that's what I'm just gonna ask. Yes, if

969
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: you have like any girlfriends or anything that would be

970
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: upset that they wouldn't be happy to have been invited there,

971
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: they're really not that important to me. Yeah, I mean

972
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: I get that. It's like nine to five, you know,

973
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: I go to work, I come home, and then I

974
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: go and have fun with my friends. Totally yeah, but

975
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, the part of it is it's like

976
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: you're expected, like you're expected to, you know, to tell

977
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: people and be excited, and it's like, oh, yeah, come

978
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: to my wedding. It's like, yeah, we're mean, it's a

979
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: big wedding. We're having people get legitifended, I don't understand it,

980
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: and they get they get even more offended. If you're

981
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: just honest, Like there's a difference between being mean spirited

982
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: and being honest. There's nothing wrong with telling the truth.

983
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: And in our situation with me, now, if I'm not,

984
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: if I'm not, like if I can be, but you

985
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: don't want to be what you will be if you

986
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: have to be, yes, there you go. If you can

987
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: follow that may see that I don't want to be,

988
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be. I would like to be truthful.

989
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: And those for the people that were talking about it,

990
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: where they were also offended that they didn't get invited

991
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: to my winning But I'm like, weird, we're not actually

992
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: like homies, you know, And I just want to fake

993
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: it and make it look like it's something that it's

994
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: not fac But my mind's into space where like I

995
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: hate awkward situations so much that when I get married,

996
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: I'll probably invite like the janitor or something. If I

997
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: see him in the it won't be awkward. Don't learn

998
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: to embrace the operness. It's actually fun once you're like

999
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: cool with it, it's fun. I can't wait till I

1000
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: get to that point anymore. It's nice. Well, good for

1001
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: you for doing what you want to do. There you go,

1002
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: Thanks for all right, What's your Dirty Little Secret? The

1003
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand And welcome back to The Jewel Show.

1004
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Dunk Winkleman, and it's time to play

1005
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: America's favorite game show that you've never heard of before

1006
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: that we always play on the show at this time

1007
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: that we are playing for the first time ever, And

1008
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: I don't even know if this is an actual game

1009
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: that has ever existed, but we're making it up right

1010
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: now and people have loved it for a decade. It's

1011
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:01,439
Speaker 1: the longest running show on TV today, game show, drama show,

1012
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: any kind of show. All right, it's called Betsy, and

1013
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: who's ready to play Betsy? First? We should probably tell

1014
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 1: you what the hell that I would like to know.

1015
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: It's a really simple game. Basically, all you have to

1016
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: do is tell us if an item is from Gwyneth

1017
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 1: Paltrow's ridiculously pretentious website. Remember that's the one that sells

1018
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: candles that smell like her of a down their area

1019
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: or Etsy, and that's where people sell Mason jars with

1020
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: candles that smell like they're down there are, except nobody

1021
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: cares about theirs. The game is called Betsy, and I'll

1022
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: read off a product. You guys have to tell me

1023
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: if it's from Goop or Etsy. Whoever loses has to

1024
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: buy the last product off of whichever thing it is.

1025
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: Remember one Paltrow's website. I am not giving money to

1026
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow's it is it's super expensive to be like that. Well,

1027
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: the first item in Betsy, Alex fresh Englisheven are going

1028
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: to attempt to see if they can guess if this

1029
00:54:56,040 --> 00:55:00,479
Speaker 1: item came from Etsy or Gwyneth Paltrow's stupid website Coop.

1030
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: So I'm serious. The product we have here is a headband.

1031
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: It's a wearable device to train your brain toward focus

1032
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: and calm. The headband goes for three hundred dollars and

1033
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 1: also calms you down. So sure it does. Is this

1034
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: headband that calms you down from Goop, the Gwyneth Paltrow

1035
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: website or Etsy. I have never been on Goop besides

1036
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: looking at that the candle Downtown Poundtown candle Um. However,

1037
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: I have been on Etsy, and it's definitely something I

1038
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: think both of them. It's also I'm gonna go with

1039
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: my final final answer as Goop. You're going Goop English, Evan,

1040
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: who do you think makes this calming headband? I'm gonna

1041
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: have to agree with my opponent Alex and say Goop.

1042
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: You're saying Goop, Yeah, and that answer is correct. That

1043
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: was I mean, I think the price tag gave it away.

1044
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: We're playing the exciting new game show Betsy, where you

1045
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: just have to guess whether it came from Etsy or

1046
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: Goup Gwyneth Paltrow's dumb website. Not a round two. Remember,

1047
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: whoever loses has to actually buy the item. I hope

1048
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: you have to buy a candle from So so far

1049
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: we're tied, and it's time for the next item in

1050
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: the game show Betsy is it Gwyneth Paltrow's website Goop

1051
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: or Etsy? Alex Fresh I'm ready. We have a coffee

1052
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: mug now. But this is not just any coffee mug,

1053
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: all right, This one has a custom pair of breasts.

1054
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: You your breasts, as a matter of fact, not yours

1055
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: on everyone, but you can get yours on there. You

1056
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: send a picture and they send you a mug for

1057
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: the price of about thirty dollars per mug. To get

1058
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: a mug made from your own boobs, from your own

1059
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: bust on a mug in the setter. Okay, do you

1060
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: think that mug is Gooper Etsy? I think actually it

1061
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: sounds more Etsy. The mug that you can get made

1062
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: of your own breasts is available on Etsy English. Got one.

1063
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: I kind of cheated though. Actually it's so funny too,

1064
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: because I would have said Etsy. But I swear to god,

1065
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: I heard Brad talking about it yesterday and I thought

1066
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: he was talking about good that I lost. Okay, think

1067
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: about this. I don't want you don't want to lose

1068
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: on that one. If you lose and you have to

1069
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,439
Speaker 1: buy EV and a bust of your boobs, No, that's

1070
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: gross because that's how you get the thing made. I

1071
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: don't know how it is boobs you'd get. Wait, whoever

1072
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: loses has to buy the item. So I'm saying, let

1073
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: me ask another question, and what is an item? Though

1074
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: the item? The monk has to be the monk if

1075
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: the one that you had lost. Oh, so I get it.

1076
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: I got lost yet I get Also, I don't want

1077
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: English even having a bug of my wife's presh, you

1078
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: can just like regifted to I love that thing. Also,

1079
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: if you're thinking of anything to get me for my

1080
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: birthday coming up, Alex. All right, last question. We have

1081
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: here an automatic joint roller for when you want to

1082
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: join but extreme OCD. It rolls a perfect shaped joint

1083
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: every single time, so you don't have to think about Roland.

1084
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: You're joint seven. You can go first, since I wash,

1085
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: you want me to go first? Okay? Final anzer Etsy.

1086
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: My final answer was going to be Etsy, but since

1087
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: he took it. You could go to second. I'm going

1088
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: to go no, because then we would, Yeah, you'd automatically lose.

1089
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: I have to go goop because it's the only chance

1090
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: I have of winning. So just going goop. It's it's goop.

1091
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I just got a courage, Thank you very much.

1092
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: There you go. Nice, So there you go. And that

1093
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: was a very successful round. I think, I don't know.

1094
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: I got to work through the game a bit more.

1095
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: But it's still fun to find out what is on

1096
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: each one of those websites. It's tragic. I don't say

1097
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: it was tragic. That was a train wreck. Yeah, and

1098
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: that and that was the game, Betsy, whether it's Goop

1099
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: or Etsy, tune in next time whenever, that is when

1100
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: we play that game, if we ever play every day,

1101
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: and I want a joint roller and you will want

1102
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: a pair of my boobs on a mug. Yes, what

1103
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: was the first thing? A headband? I could use a headband? Well,

1104
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: you can buy that one for yourself. It's three hundred bucks.

1105
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: In no way