1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,639 Speaker 1: Ma'am. This is not a petting zoo. 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 2: It's one more thing. Boy, old boy. I think I 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: know where this story is going. Katie's going to tell 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 2: a pregnancy story. But before she gets to that, Katie's pregnant. 5 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, that'd be weird if I 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: was telling a pregnancy story and not pregnant before we 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: get to that. 8 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 2: One of the worst things I've ever said in my life, 9 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 2: and that is a long ust. 10 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 3: Oh good lord, Yeah, that's that's a bar to clear. 11 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 2: I was in a play in college and this non traad. 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 2: That would be someone who's not like, you know, a 13 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 2: teenager in college. They're older. They came back to college woman, 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 2: she's probably in her mid thirties. She was going to 15 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 2: play a pregnant woman in this play. And the night 16 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 2: of the show, I don't know why. This is a 17 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 2: very low rent deal. We had not done any we'd 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 2: not been in our costumes till show night, apparently, but anyway, 19 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 2: the night of it, are doing the show and she 20 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 2: was playing a pregnant woman. I said, wow, you really 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 2: look pregnant, and she said, I haven't put the pillow 22 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:14,960 Speaker 2: in yet. Oh wow, Oh so bad, so bad. 23 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's go ahead. 24 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 2: My response was to I think I just shrunk away. 25 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 2: There's no coming back from that. You just need to 26 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 2: basically say, and I have embarrassed myself and angered you forever. 27 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 2: I will leave now. I mean, if you'll excuse. 28 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 3: Me, I'm going to slink. 29 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 2: Away, because that is basically what I did. I think 30 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 2: I was the MC of the thing or something. 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, people, I've seen that a couple of times 32 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 3: in my life where people just don't know of that prohibition, right. 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 2: I know it was sketch comedy, and I was the 34 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 2: MC of the thing, that's what. Oh, but she was 35 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 2: going to be a pregnant You really look pregnant. Yeah, 36 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: I haven't put the pillow in yet, you. 37 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 3: Lord lord? And I was speaking of pettings. Is my 38 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 3: poor dog? I noticed this the other day. He's a 39 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: very affectionate dog. He's half a black lab and half 40 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 3: border Collie. But we have had construction workers and electricians 41 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 3: and painters and wallpaper guys and you name it in 42 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 3: our house now for months. Our doors are open all 43 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 3: the time. People walk in. It's stranger. I'll say, hey, 44 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,959 Speaker 3: how you doing. He'll go good, I'm the what's it's 45 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 3: And I'll say, oh, great, God right over there. We 46 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 3: just it's it's crazy. But Baxter gets so many pets now, 47 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 3: he gets so much attention. Now when the project is 48 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 3: finally over, I mean, my family's coming in for Thanksgiving. 49 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 3: But then when when that's all over, I'm gonna have 50 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 3: to show him the way to the liquor cabinet or 51 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 3: or give him extra walks or something, because he's going 52 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 3: to be so down. He's been the bell of the ball. 53 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 2: My dog, who's a pug and half blind because they 54 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 2: are bred to have smashed up faces and their eyes 55 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: don't work. There their bread their eyes. It's ridiculously. They 56 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 2: can't breathe either. The whole thing is ridiculous. But he 57 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 2: can't see very well, so he barks and growls every 58 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 2: time I come in the house. So I always have 59 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 2: to say, it's me. I live there, I pay the rent, 60 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 2: I'm my name's on the deed. Stop barking at me. 61 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: Let me show you the favor work. Anyways, speaking of 62 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 3: petting zeos, Katie, what what what are you talking about? 63 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: Oh? Just you know, I'm very grateful to be pregnant, 64 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 1: but some of the stuff that happens along with it 65 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: is just hilarious, and people the lack of filter or 66 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: judgment calls on what to do and what not to 67 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: do has blown my mind. Uh. 68 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: I was out and about the other. 69 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 3: Welcome to the sisterhood of are you f and kidding 70 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 3: me with this? 71 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? That pretty much. 72 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: So I'm out the other day and there's this one 73 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: particular woman who she already bothers me in ways I 74 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: don't need to it into, but she comes up to 75 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: me and goes, so, is your belly popping yet? And 76 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: she rubs me like I'm a bootle? Uh? 77 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 2: First of all, whoa that? 78 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 1: I mean? Because I've never never in my life have 79 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: had I have I ever had somebody just come up 80 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: and decide to rub my belly h. 81 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 2: Virtually. 82 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm barely showing I have, you know, and 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 1: I wear hoodies all the time, so it's like, I'm 84 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: not you can't really tell I'm pregnant. 85 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 3: Well that's why we got to rub on your belly, kittie, 86 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 3: just to be sure. 87 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she goes, you know, she rubs my belly, 88 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: and I'm kind of like in that what what the fuck? Moment? 89 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: And I hadn't said anything, you know, and she goes, oh, 90 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: not yet, so what have you been eating? And I'm 91 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 1: like like, and I told her, you know, everything sour 92 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: and you know whatever, and she goes, oh, it's definitely 93 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: a girl. 94 00:04:55,640 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I'm like, no, that's fine. I mean I know, 95 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 2: but you can't people. 96 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: Well, so then she graduates from the belly rub and 97 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: I'm already not a touchy person. 98 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 2: I don't. 99 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: I'm not the like as a girl growing up, I 100 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: wasn't like the link arms with my girlfriend's kind of thing. 101 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 2: I just don't do that. 102 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: The next thing she goes for she starts grabbing my hair. 103 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: She's like, so has your hair gotten any thicker? And 104 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: I looked at her, Oh yeah, we'll call her Barb. 105 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: I might Barb. I'm not. I'm not an animal at 106 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: a petting zoo. 107 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 2: Okay. I totally flashed on her. 108 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 3: I was like, oh yeah, your finger. 109 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 2: She earned that completely. 110 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: What I mean, it was like from the belly up 111 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: to my head, I'm. 112 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 2: Just like, the oil oil check is next, That's what 113 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 2: I was thinking. 114 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: It was just very it was very strange. And I 115 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: told my mom about it and she's like, yeah, you know, 116 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: some people are gonna and I'm like, no, they're not 117 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: because I'm I'm now know that that's coming. And if 118 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: I even see a remote reach. I mean, we like 119 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: wax on wax off. 120 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 3: You know, Uh, what is the mindset? How do you 121 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 3: arrive at the mindset that it's okay for me to 122 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 3: touch this person I've never touched before? 123 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 2: She have kids? Yeah, right, she's been pregnant. 124 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 3: So we're friendly. 125 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: I mean, like I I don't. She drives me nuts, 126 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: but like when I see her, I'll give her, you know, 127 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: the single arm hug. Hey, how you doing that type 128 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: of stuff? But just immediately go in for that. 129 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 3: With one arm, you know, I can, I can forgive 130 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 3: her more than other people. It's still an amazing lack 131 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 3: of insight. But she and then I only know this 132 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 3: having you know, lived through three pregnancies and my wife 133 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 3: and blah blah blah, and and talk to her and 134 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 3: other people. But she believes you are now part of 135 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 3: the same club of having performed the miracle of creating life. 136 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 3: And that is so incredibly transcendent that you now understand 137 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 3: something that other people, particularly men or non birthing people. 138 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 3: I'm sorry to use the incorrect, the old timey term men. 139 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,240 Speaker 3: That's sarcasm, clearly, but there's something that other people can 140 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 3: never understand. So she thinks you're really bound by that. 141 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 3: But and yet either she was one of those person 142 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 3: people who is completely one of those women who is 143 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 3: completely unoffended when near strangers groped her to see how 144 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 3: she was coming along. Yeah, and it never occurred to 145 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 3: her that another pregnant lady might find that incredibly annoying. 146 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 3: I don't yeah, no kidding, let's see, I'll dilate, let's check, 147 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 3: let's fimisht. 148 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 2: It was quite bold. I don't know. 149 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: And the only other the only other thing that I've 150 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: I've gotten quite a bit is that I look tired. 151 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 2: Oh, which I am tired. 152 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 3: Thank you, a comment nobody wants to hear in any circumstances. 153 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 3: And but nobody said, hey, is the boob fairy come 154 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 3: to visit yet, Hong Kong. I mean, because that's nobody. 155 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 2: I mention that somebody. 156 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: I have a feeling somebody's just gonna come tit check 157 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: me one of these days. 158 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 2: Those things are huge, now, yes, thank you, Oh my god. 159 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: Well, this this woman, because I have a friend who's 160 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: she's she's six months pregnant, so she's ahead of me, 161 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: and she works at the establishment where we were all 162 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: hanging out, so they interacted as well, and she actually 163 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: said that to her. 164 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 2: She went, wow, your boobs have gotten huge, And my. 165 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: Friend looked at her and went, yeah, I'm pregnant. It's 166 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 1: just there's no filter on this, no filter, but yeah 167 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 1: the whole Oh you look tired. And my reaction is, oh, 168 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: my gosh, thank you oh much. 169 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 2: You know what will happen, this is true. 170 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna come up to your stomach and they're gonna 171 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 3: start talking to it, like doing like little. 172 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: You know, goo goo got gods. 173 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 2: You know, they're gonna catch a need of the chin 174 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 2: if I can. 175 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if that'll be possible once that starts happening. 176 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,959 Speaker 3: But Michael, the term is abdomen, not stomach. If the 177 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 3: baby was in the stomach, it would be digested. It 178 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 3: would be if you'd like to go with the uterus 179 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 3: to be more specific, that would be acceptable too. 180 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 2: It's been noted anyway. 181 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,719 Speaker 1: I just I almost exploded from irritation when all of 182 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 1: that was going on. 183 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,839 Speaker 3: Oh, Judy would occasionally hear references to the baby in 184 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 3: your stomach, and we would have a laugh about but 185 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 3: good times. No, I didn't eat the thing. 186 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,800 Speaker 2: It's an entirely different process. 187 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 3: It starts, is the other way up? 188 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:31,439 Speaker 1: Yes? 189 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 2: Anyway, enough said, Well I guess that's it.