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Speaker 1: with maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another Jubila on the

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Speaker 1: twenties to I'm moving. Hello, I'm looking for Kathleen. Is

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Speaker 1: this shalling? Hey Kathleen? How are you? My name is Steve.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever actually met, but I work

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Speaker 1: as the building manager for your partner. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I've been. I've been trying to get a hold of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. I received a voicemail regarding a situation with

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Speaker 1: your car. Is that it? Yes? Yeah, what's the problem? Well,

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Speaker 1: the spot that you guys have assigned me to park

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Speaker 1: in there's a tree and it hangs right over my

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Speaker 1: car and I don't know what these birds are eating.

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Speaker 1: Literally every day is covered covered in bird poo and

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Speaker 1: I'm having to wash my car. That's the worst. That

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Speaker 1: is the worst. I'm so sorry to hear that. I

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Speaker 1: think I might have a solution. Actually, okay, fantastic. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's gonna work, So let me make

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Speaker 1: a phone call and then I will call you back. Okay, Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I'll wait perfect. I'll talk to you in just a

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Speaker 1: few Okay, bye, thanks, Ye, Hello, Kathleen. Hey it's Steve again. Yes, hey, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I think I figured it out. I don't think

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Speaker 1: the bird problem will be an issue anymore for you

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Speaker 1: or your car. Oh okay, what did you decide to do? Well?

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Speaker 1: One of my assistants, Randy, owns a firearm, and I

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Speaker 1: agreed to pay him ten bucks for every bird he kills. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. That's not funny that. No, I wasn't an

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Speaker 1: excuse me. No, I wasn't trying to make a joke.

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Speaker 1: We're going to do this for you. I think it's

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Speaker 1: the best option. And they won't bother you again, I promise,

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Speaker 1: And he's gonna sit out there. No. If you're being

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Speaker 1: serious or not, either you're either crazy. Uh really six

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Speaker 1: sense of humor? I love animals. I don't. You're tired

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Speaker 1: of having the birds relieve themselves on your car? Right? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we shoot the birds. That sounds crazy. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: should say the words to yourself out loud, or maybe

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Speaker 1: write them down before you say them out loud, because

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Speaker 1: what you're saying is bananas. I'll try it. For you.

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Speaker 1: We are going to shoot the birds so that they

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Speaker 1: don't go to the back stop. So I'm getting the

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Speaker 1: feeling that you don't want me to shoot the birds.

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Speaker 1: I need a different solution other than shooting the birds. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

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Speaker 1: Let me make a phone call. I'll call you back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll make sure I'll stop Randy before he goes and

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Speaker 1: shoots any birds. Please stop him. Okay, I will. I'll

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Speaker 1: call you right back. Okay, bye. Hello, Hey, Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I think I just stopped him. I got him in time.

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Speaker 1: It was a close one. That's not funny, dude, wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? He was literally loading up his gun and

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Speaker 1: about to walk out the door. That's not There's nothing

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Speaker 1: funny about that. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I just thought

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Speaker 1: the time was kind of funny. I'm not talking about

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Speaker 1: the timing of your joke. The whole thing is not funny.

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Speaker 1: I got it. So here's the deal. We will not

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Speaker 1: be shooting the birds out of the tree. Great. I

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Speaker 1: thought that was what you wanted, and clearly I was wrong. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you got it. Cool. So instead of that, what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do is I sent him out to buy some

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Speaker 1: poison instead, So we're gonna soap bird seed in it

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Speaker 1: and then all those with you. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to kill the birds? Then what

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Speaker 1: do you want? I'm so confused to get rid of

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Speaker 1: the birds? You want me to strangle them? No, I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to kill them. I don't want you

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Speaker 1: to strangle them. I don't want you to poison them.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to shoot them either. I don't

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Speaker 1: care what you do. I don't care if you have

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Speaker 1: to move the tree, just don't kill any animals, burn

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Speaker 1: the tree. But if I burn the tree, the birds

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Speaker 1: have nowhere to go. That's a great idea. Actually, I'm

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Speaker 1: glad we talked this out. What I'm gonna do is

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Speaker 1: your car's not parked there now, is it? Because that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a big fire. I don't want it to

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Speaker 1: burn your car or anything or moron. No, why are

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Speaker 1: your parents related to me? What do you mean? I mean?

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Speaker 1: Are your parents brother and sister? Did they have sexual

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Speaker 1: relations and then you were born? No? I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Do you think this is funny to waste someone's time

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Speaker 1: like this? I do, Actually, yeah, I really do. I

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Speaker 1: can't even believe that you are the building manager and

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Speaker 1: you're just making jokes. And it's because I'm not the

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Speaker 1: building manager. What this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Karen set you up. Oh that's she said you.

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Speaker 1: She said you told her about the bird problem and

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Speaker 1: wanted us to mess with you about it. I knew

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Speaker 1: that no kind of idiot would shoot birds out of

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Speaker 1: a tree. I know everybody knows you use explosives in

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Speaker 1: that situation, right. Weeke up every morning with sul phone

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