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Speaker 1: Deadly giant Asian hornets that can kill with one sting

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Speaker 1: your history story and Happy Friday everybody. I just saw

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Speaker 1: This insect eats that insect, This bird eats that insect.

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Speaker 1: I was wrong. Time to start saying it, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna find ourselves underneath the platform. Is he smarter than

427
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Speaker 1: everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? That Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show email Jesse. I'm a fire I'm a firefighter

429
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Speaker 1: at a small, two station, twenty man fire department in

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Speaker 1: blank I'm not going to tell you where I tore

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00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: my meniscus on the job a few months ago. About

432
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: that time, about the time I was ready to be

433
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: released to go back to work, the coronavirus pandemic ramped up.

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00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: I have to have some sort of impairment rating before

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Speaker 1: I can get released. The week that I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to have this done, the city issued a shelter in

437
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,479
Speaker 1: place order. That was almost a month ago. Luckily, I

438
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: am getting workman's comp, but it isn't a full check.

439
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: I also work part time in another fire department for

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00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: money that we count on, So that is just the

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00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: money we aren't getting now. My wife is hairdresser and

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00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: her salon has been shut down for a month. Also,

443
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: she just got her first unemployment check, which is about

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00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: a quarter of her average paycheck. We also have twin

445
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: eighteen year old boys who both lost their jobs their

446
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: senior year. I know people have it a lot worse

447
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: than I do, but I just thought I would share

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00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: my email inboxing. You're all welcome to email me Jesse

449
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. That's Jesse at Jesse

450
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Again. I cannot respond to them all.

451
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: I will read them all. My email inbox has been

452
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: full of these stories and it's awful. Or you can call.

453
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: You're welcome to call right now. Eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three. It's just it's awful

456
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: to see it. It's awful to see it when the

457
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: projections were wrong. It's a deadly disease. It's not as

458
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Speaker 1: bad as we were led to believe. We don't have

459
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: to murder the economy for it. Why is that hard

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00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: to say? Pride? You and you know what I'm talking about,

461
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: don't you? How many times have you made that mistake

462
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: in your life? Look? I got a long count myself.

463
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: You know what it is. You walk home, or walk home,

464
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: hopefully you're not walking home, but get home from work

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00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: Friday Night's been a long work week, looking forward to

466
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Speaker 1: a night with the wife. Y'all have dinner plan, You're

467
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: gonna go out, got a babysitter for the kids. We

468
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: can go out and get some Mexican food tonight. Get

469
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: our case so on, it's gonna be a good Night's

470
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: been a long week right walking the door, a long week.

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00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: Maybe catch your wife in a bad moment. Maybe she

472
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: caught you in one and she says, honey, you forgot

473
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: to take out the trash this morning. Have you got

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00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: two choices to make there? And how many times have

475
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: you made the wrong one? I'll tell you how many

476
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: times I have. You can obviously take that moment and say,

477
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: oh crap, baby, my bad shoot. I'll get it right now,

478
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: and she wouldn't be mad anymore. You need to swoop

479
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: up your bride. You'll have a marguerite there or two.

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00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 1: I have a real nice night, maybe even a real

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00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: nice finish to the night. Or you can say, well,

482
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: is there something wrong with your fingers? I've been at

483
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 1: work all day. Then how's the rest of your night?

484
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: You got the same night? Then no, then you're fighting.

485
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: Then the night's ruined. Then you got hours and hours

486
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: and hours of trouble on your hands because of pride.

487
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: Don't have too much pride to step up and say

488
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: I was wrong, especially when so so much of the

489
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: country is bleeding. Right now, we are bleeding. You can

490
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: stand up and say, hey, man, okay, we we overestimated. Fine,

491
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: maybe you could even justify that. Now. Look, we didn't know,

492
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: we were scared. We got we Look we got we

493
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: got more stuff than we need right now, and we

494
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: do apparently we got more stuff than we need. We're good.

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00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: Let's let's get a rolling. But you have a whole

496
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Speaker 1: group of people who can't just stand up and say

497
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: I was wrong, and it's driving me nuts. Chris, you

498
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: know what else is driving me nuts? Crawfish boils and

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Speaker 1: the lack of them. You don't even know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. All right, let me explain this for the uninitiated.

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00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: Many of you have never eaten crawfish before. Obviously, I'm

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Speaker 1: hoping you can picture what a crawfish is. You with me,

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00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: Stay with me. Just picture a lobster and shrink that

504
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: down about twenty times. A crawfish is about the length

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Speaker 1: of your finger. It's a little mini lobster. You do

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Speaker 1: not eat well at least. I don't eat the head.

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00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: You tear the tail off of it, and you suck

508
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: the meat out of it. Some people peel them completely.

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00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: I do not. You break off the tail, suck the

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00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: meat out of it. It's actually called sucking heads Chris,

511
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Why can't we even have

512
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: conversations on the show without you being immature? It's called

513
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: sucking heads'. That's what it's called in the South when

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00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: you're eating crawfish, and as such, it just so happens

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00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: to turn out. I live in a neighborhood with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people from Louisiana. Now, let me explain something

517
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: to you about Louisiana people. One, they get a bad

518
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: rap because they can't talk at all, but they are

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00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: some of the most wonderful people I've ever been around.

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00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: And every state has its own culture, every state has

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Speaker 1: its own thing. Hang on, I'll explain what a crawfish

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00:37:16,480 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: boil is people. Hey, O, and partying more seriously than you, teak,

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Speaker 1: And I should explain something. When I'm talking about partying,

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00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about your college buddy Wally, who specialized

525
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Speaker 1: in some stupid gigantic fruit punch bowl that you put

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Speaker 1: out in the middle of the room to get everybody

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00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: good and drunk when you were young and stupid. No,

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Speaker 1: when I say partying, I mean you show up at

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Speaker 1: a Louisiana person's house for a party, a neighborhood party,

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00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: a football team party, whatever it may be. They have

531
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: like seamed posters, they'll have party favors to hand out.

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00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: They take their partying deadly serious over there. And I

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00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: don't just mean I don't just mean the kids either.

534
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: Don't just mean like college kids. I was doing this

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Speaker 1: these videos. They were called shoot, what do we call them? Heritage?

536
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: Heritage films? I believe they were fault and I'll tell

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00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: you what. I'll explain in the second The Jesse Kelly Show.

538
00:39:46,840 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. Now let meet her.

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00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: Backtrack a little bit. Remember when I told you I've

540
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: done a million different things. I've lived all over I've

541
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: done a million different things. I had a bit of

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00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: a unorthodox path. You would say to the microphone, Chris,

543
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: to say the least. And you remember when I quit

544
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: my job out of the blue as the RB sales manager.

545
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris. It worked out. It was a little

546
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: risky at the time. Well, I quit my job as

547
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: the RB sales manager to try to pursue a career

548
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: in media, and which worked out, by the grace of God.

549
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: But I needed some money coming in. I do have

550
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: a wife and kids and a mortgage and you know,

551
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: all the stuff you got, I got it. So I

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00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: one of my buddies his names, his name is Chance McClean.

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00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: He does these films. They're called hair heritage films. And

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00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: I won't be labor the point, but the heritage films

555
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: are really really cool. It's essentially a documentary about someone

556
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: you loved life for a reasonable price, Like you would

557
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: go out and hey, Jesse, I want to I want

558
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: to buy a heritage film for my grandpa, for my

559
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: dad for something. It was actually really sad. We ended

560
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: up doing a lot of them of people who were

561
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: dying young and wanted to leave something for their kids,

562
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: which is rough. Man, it was rough, but they were

563
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: really cool for the most part. You were talking to

564
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: these old World War two veterans. You want you want

565
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: to know how I know half this history stuff. It

566
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: was that talk to some lady who lived through the

567
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: Great Depression in the dust bowl. Get this, Chris, here's

568
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: a little dust bowl tidbit for you. The dust bowl

569
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: was so bad. She lived in a town, and she

570
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Speaker 1: lived in an apartment in one of the buildings in town,

571
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Speaker 1: and she worked I think two or three blocks away.

572
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: I forget what it was, and the dust bowl was

573
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: so blinding and bad. How she got home every day

574
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: is she had memorized the steps. She would step up

575
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: off the curb, off the side, off the curb of

576
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: the sidewalk out of the street, and would touch the

577
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: side of her foot to the curb and would trace

578
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: her foot along the curb for three blocks to get home,

579
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: so she would know she was home in that wild

580
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: and that wild I've been in a dust storm like

581
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: that in Iraq. I'll tell you about that sometime. So

582
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: I start doing these films and I have to go

583
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 1: do this Louisiana couple's house. Now, remember when I told

584
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: you it's not just the kids that take their partying seriously.

585
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: I walk into this Louisiana couple's home and it's this

586
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: lovely home. I mean, it's always so colorful. It's just

587
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: a different culture. I love it. I love Louisiana. I

588
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: love the people. I love I love the food. That's

589
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: probably a big part of it, and we go out

590
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: back because they want to film everything out back. And

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00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: they have what can only be described as essentially a

592
00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: party central setup for crawfish. This is built into their home.

593
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: I don't mean they threw up like a little little

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00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: table they bought for five bucks at Walmart. They have

595
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: built in banquet tables. They have an industrial sized operation

596
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: for crawfish boils. And I mean they even have like

597
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: a sink. You know those those industrial length sinks that

598
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: are like five six feet long with several faucets that

599
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: you'd see in a bathroom where everybody washes their hands

600
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: at some big bar or something that. Yeah, they had

601
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 1: one of those installed in their backyard. And I mean

602
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: this entire area. And essentially, these Louisiana people do these

603
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: amazing crawfish boils and I don't even know everything that

604
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: goes into it. So don't call and scream at me

605
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: if I miss one of the ingredients. I understand how

606
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: CSCU people take at eight seven seven three seven seven

607
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: four three seven three. By the way, eight seven seven

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00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: oh eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven

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00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: three eight seven seventy three seven seven four three seven three, Well,

610
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: we do this in my neighborhood a little bit less seriously,

611
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: but I mean, these guys are Look, they're out there

612
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: to make crawfish, and they get everybody together in the

613
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: neighborhood and everybody, you know, bring over six pack of beer.

614
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: All the kids get together in the neighborhood. Square guns, bikes, footballs,

615
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: you name it, all American stuff, and you gather up

616
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: in somebody's driveway. In these Louisiana guys, they start making crawfish,

617
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: and they make them in these gigantic I mean, geez,

618
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: it's gotta be three or four gallon cauldrons. Then there's

619
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Speaker 1: crawfish in there and all kinds of spices in there,

620
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: and they have these sausages that they chop up. I'm

621
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: sure there's a ton of other stuff in there. I

622
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: don't even know about. But it is the best thing

623
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: you've ever freaking eaten in your life. But the problem,

624
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: the only problem with the crawfish boil is Chris, you

625
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: can't go in hungry. Now, you would think with a fee,

626
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: it's like that you want to go in hungry, but

627
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: it's so much work to actually get the crawfish out

628
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: and get enough food in your belly to fill you up.

629
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Speaker 1: You don't want to go in hungry, which leads me

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00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: to my last thing on the crawfish boil. I don't

631
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: even know how I got sidetrack with this. You know,

632
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm a simple dude, barely white trash. I genuinely have

633
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: simple taste. I just don't. I mean, look, I love

634
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: a good, nice steak at a steakhouse as much as

635
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: the next man. I just have simple taste. I don't

636
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Speaker 1: if you were to give me ten million bucks tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy a boat. Honestly. I wouldn't move out

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Speaker 1: of my house. I don't think i'd trade in my

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Speaker 1: pickup truck. I'm sure i'd fly first glass everywhere, probably

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Speaker 1: eat out a little more, but I won't. I don't

641
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Speaker 1: have this laundry list of things that I want. I

642
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Speaker 1: like experiences. I like going places and seeing things. I

643
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Speaker 1: just don't have. I'm not that guy. I don't want

644
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Speaker 1: a jet ski. I understand a lot of arts, not me.

645
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Speaker 1: I would pay somebody to peel my crawfish for me.

646
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: Is that absurd? Is that way over the top? Does

647
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Speaker 1: that sound like King Louis or something? It's not right.

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Speaker 1: I would pay somebody to peel my crawfish for me,

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Speaker 1: that would be epic. Let me all right, remember I

650
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: teased yesterday, no big deal, just doing a little radio stuff.

651
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: I teased yesterday that maybe we need to revisit one

652
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Speaker 1: of the rights that's enshrined in the Constitution. And of

653
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Speaker 1: course I'm being tongue in cheek. You can't revisit rights

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Speaker 1: that are in there. But if we had to do

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Speaker 1: it over again, well, let me read this quote from

656
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Speaker 1: William to comes to Sherman quote. I hate newspaper men.

657
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Speaker 1: They come into the camp and pick up their camp

658
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Speaker 1: rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies,

659
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: which in truth they are. Where is he wrong? I

660
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: saw these two headlines that it just it drove the

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Speaker 1: point home for me. Pence Bar's top health experts, Fauci

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Speaker 1: and Burkes, from appearing on CNN. Pence basically said no,

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Speaker 1: no more. CNN and NBC faces mass backlash after touting

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Speaker 1: China's coronavirus numbers in contrast with the United States. If

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Speaker 1: you're the communist Chinese government, which we know exists, what

666
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Speaker 1: does CNN do, especially during this pandemic? What do they

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00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: do that you would have them do? Differently. Honestly, I

668
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: want to know, does anyone have an answer to that question?

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Speaker 1: When does the line get drawn, Chris between what is

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Speaker 1: a basic freedom and what is traitorous? What am I

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Speaker 1: allowed to do? Let's forget about the press, set this

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Speaker 1: aside for a second. What am I allowed to do

673
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Speaker 1: as a citizen under freedom of speech? Freedom of assembly?

674
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Am I allowed if I wanted to to speak openly

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Speaker 1: about overthrowing the US government and having huge meetings in

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Speaker 1: the center of town where we lay out specifically. Okay, well,

677
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: here's how we're going to march on Congress and we'll

678
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: kidnap these congressmen and then we'll march on the White

679
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to have that conversation? Of course? Not right.

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Speaker 1: You can't. You can hints around the things, but I'm

681
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 1: talking serious plans. All right, Well, we've got these thirty

682
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Speaker 1: people over here. What you're gonna do is block up.

683
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Speaker 1: I'd have cuffs on in five seconds. Yes, you have freedom.

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Speaker 1: You don't have the freedom to actively try to take

685
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Speaker 1: down the United States of America, do you? I know?

686
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: Press freedom's sacred. I'm not saying we don't need it.

687
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: Maybe we'd just went a little too far. With it.

688
00:49:37,719 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome Russia

689
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Speaker 1: case footnotes to be declassified, exposing FBI concerned about steel disinformation.

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Speaker 1: We all forgot about that, didn't we isn't Isn't that

691
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Speaker 1: so weird? Chris? How we all forgot about that? Look,

692
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Speaker 1: I'm just as guilty. I'm not pointing figures at you.

693
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm just as guilty. We've allowed Obviously there's a pandemic

694
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Speaker 1: and there's an economic downturn, and I mean, everything sucks,

695
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: it starts, we got a fine ways to laugh, and

696
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: we all just kind of stop thinking about and stop

697
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: talking about the fact that, um, the the federal law

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Speaker 1: enforcement arm under President Barack Obama opened up what appears

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Speaker 1: to be in a legal investigation into the president's opponent

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Speaker 1: in an election, which would I mean, let's let's just

701
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: be honest about this. We don't have to freak out.

702
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Speaker 1: But that's the biggest scandal in United States political history

703
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Speaker 1: by a mile. I understand it's not going to get

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Speaker 1: covered because he's Saint Obama and it's Saint Komy and

705
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Speaker 1: all these people have you know, they're all protected by

706
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Speaker 1: the good old boy network. But that's let's just be frank.

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Speaker 1: Would you have the law enforcement arm of the federal

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Speaker 1: government going after a political candidate illegally and by all accounts,

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, we have you have the same You

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Speaker 1: have the same text text messages I have from the

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Speaker 1: FBI agents by all accounts, updating the President Obama all

712
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Speaker 1: the way. Quote potus wants to know everything. That's a

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Speaker 1: text exchange between Peter Struck and Lisa Page that we

714
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Speaker 1: all we all are grasping. How big that is? Right,

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Speaker 1: That's bigger than anything. Because if you have a politicized

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Speaker 1: law enforcement arm of the federal government, that is, man,

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Speaker 1: that's scary, isn't it. I mean that takes it to

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Speaker 1: a new I would be saying the same thing if

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Speaker 1: it was under a Republican that investigated a Democrat. No,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no, you can't get political. You

721
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Speaker 1: cannot get political. If Donald Trump, if the FBI under

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump used false information knowing, let me rephrase, knowingly

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Speaker 1: used false information to go get a warrant to investigate

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden. I don't mean talking about it back and

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Speaker 1: forth in the press. If his FBI used totally crap

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Speaker 1: information to go get a warrant to investigate and spy

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Speaker 1: on Joe Biden. I would want him thrown out of

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Speaker 1: office and thrown in jail. You can't do that when

729
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Speaker 1: you're in the government, especially when you're the chief executive

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Speaker 1: of it. The various branches of government are not your

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Speaker 1: personal political playthings that you get to sick on your

732
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: political opponents. And as the more, as more facts come

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Speaker 1: out of all this Steele dossier stuff, it's it's terrified.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear bar? They listen a bar. I think

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Speaker 1: what happened to him was one of the greatest travesties

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Speaker 1: in American history. Without any basis, they started this investigation

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Speaker 1: of his campaign. And even more concerning actually is what

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Speaker 1: happened after the campaign, a whole pattern of events while

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Speaker 1: he was president. So I to sabotage the presidency. And

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Speaker 1: I think that or at least had the effect of

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Speaker 1: sabotage and the presidency. That's the Attorney General of the

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Speaker 1: United States of America. That is some heavy, heavy accusations.

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Speaker 1: Here's the article the facts inside our reporter's notebook. This

744
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Speaker 1: is from just the News dot com. US Intelligence has

745
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: decided to declassify several redacted footnotes from a recent Justice

746
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: Department report that will expose more problems with the FBI's

747
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: investigation into President Trump's campaign, including that agents possessed evidence

748
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Speaker 1: their main informant may have been victim of Russian disinformation.

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Speaker 1: Just The News has learned. The previously redacted footnotes are

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Speaker 1: likely to raise concerns that the FBI ignored flashing red

751
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: warning signals about the informant, Christopher Deal, and gave a

752
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: false picture in briefing materials supplied to Congress. The declassified

753
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: sections from Inspector General Michael Horowitz's December review of FBI

754
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: FAZO abuse could be made available to key Senate in

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Speaker 1: House committees as early as the end of this week.

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Speaker 1: According to people familiar with the effort, the unredacted footnotes

757
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: are expected to provide new data points in a timeline

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Speaker 1: showing when the FBI learned or should have suspected that

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Speaker 1: its key evidence suggesting Trump was colluding with Russia was erroneous,

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Speaker 1: and how high up those concerns were known. The sources said, Oh,

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Speaker 1: let's just be clear about something real fast. How high

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Speaker 1: up those concerns were known. I want you right now.

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Speaker 1: I'll have to write it down, but in that mind

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Speaker 1: of yours, I want you to make a mental note

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00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: of that exact phrase right there, and how high up

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00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: those concerns were known. How high up do you think

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00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: the concerns were known when an investigation was opened up

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00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: to spy on the billionaire Republican nominee for president of

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Speaker 1: the United States of America. Come on, people, what's that

770
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: old saying? Don't pee down my back and tell me

771
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: it's raining. You didn't open up an investigation to wire

772
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: tap the campaign of Donald Trump for president without the

773
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: fricking director of the FBI and the president himself giving

774
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: you the okay. And anybody who tells you otherwise during

775
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:49,280
Speaker 1: this process is either an idiot or they're lying to you. Oh,

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00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: they all knew. How's it work in your house? Do

777
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: you have to call the wife and let her know

778
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: you're buying a pack of gum? Of course not. Do

779
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: you have to call the wife and tell where you

780
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: just sold the house and you're moving to Omaha, Nebraska? Yeah?

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00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 1: Probably that's the biggest thing in the world. They all knew.

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00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: And the reason I'm pointing this out now it's because

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm a bit of a cynic. Some would

784
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: say a realist. Some would simply say a jerk. I'm

785
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: a bit of a cynic, and I'm worried about this

786
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: because you remember Andy McCabe who got let off without

787
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 1: Agbar pressing charges. I understand Agbar was talking tough just then,

788
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: but we had the basically the number two men at

789
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: the Federal Bureau of Investigation lying to Congress under oath

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00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: and lying to the FBI, and Agbar looked at all

791
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: his crimes and said, you know what, don't worry about it,

792
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: go home, and we all know how this works, right,

793
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: how's it work at your job? What's that saying? Poop

794
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: rolls downhill? And how high up those concerns were known

795
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: is going to be the buzzword the defense of everybody

796
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: involved in this. You know it, and I know it.

797
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: Some lowly idiot is going to get stuck holding the

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00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 1: bag for this whole thing, and James Comey is going

799
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: to be off doing another book tour. Do you know

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00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: that Barack Obama, the former president of the United States

801
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: of America, who very likely had the FBI investigating his

802
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: political opponent while he was president and very likely signed

803
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: off on the investigation, has yet to be asked by

804
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: a single person in the United States media, what he

805
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: knew and when he knew? It? Is that not the

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00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: most astounding thing you've ever heard in your life. Not

807
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: one person to this date has asked Barack Obama, so

808
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: did you you actually know? Because they say you knew

809
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: about this stunning We are going to talk with one

810
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: of the funniest, sharpest dudes I know. Hang on one second,

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Speaker 1: if you have any questions for me eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven forty three seven three joining me now.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite people in politics, one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest people in politics. Michael Malice is the author of

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00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: the book The New Right, which I would recommend for

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00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: you because he's right about all that and host of

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00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: your welcome and of of course your is spelled incorrectly, Michael,

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01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: before we get to coronavirus, economy craft that everyone's sick

820
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: to death about, and everything sucks right now, the Steel investigation,

821
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: the FAISA investigation. I am a darkly cynical person by nature.

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01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: I think nobody of any consequence is going to get

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01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: held to account for this at all. Tell me I'm wrong, Oh,

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01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: I mean I can lie to you, baby, you want

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Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time. When's the last time

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Speaker 1: someone in Washington has been of either party has been

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Speaker 1: held accountable. I can't think of a single I guess

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Speaker 1: Michael Cohen technically, but he wasn't really of Washington, and

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Speaker 1: people like that Manafort, but this doesn't happen. They protect

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01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: their own and I think thankfully more people on both

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01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: sides of both political parties are starting to understand this.

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01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: Why can you explain it all? How that happens? Do

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01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: they all have a judge in their pocket? Do they

834
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: just afford better lawyers? Is it just agreed upon that

835
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,919
Speaker 1: we're not going to prosecute each other. How I think

836
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: if you swim in the same circles and go and

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01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: have no people in common and are one degree or removed,

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Speaker 1: it's a lot easier to believe that this person made

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Speaker 1: a mistake or you know, because they'll have a lawyer,

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01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 1: and their lawyer's job will be to present a somewhat

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01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: plausible explanation for why the situation is what it is.

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01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: And when you are peers in the same peer group

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01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: as someone, you're going to tend to believe that, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, they're a lot like me. So this is

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Speaker 1: probably true. That's what I would guess. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you think about it. I've made this point in my book.

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton will always have a lot more in common

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Speaker 1: with George W. Bush than she will with a janitor who,

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Speaker 1: unlike her, voted Democrat all his life. So when you

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Speaker 1: look at things like that, and you know, you see

851
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: like the darkest cases with Epstein and ABC News, you realize, oh,

852
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 1: if us versus them not really Republican versus Democrat so much, Michael,

853
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm worried about when all this is done, when the

854
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: economic destruction's done, when the pandemic's gone, I'm worried about

855
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: what we're going to be left with. And this is

856
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: what I mean by that, not only the obvious devastation economically,

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01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: not only the dead people, which we already have what

858
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen thousand, I'm worried about how willing Americans have

859
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,439
Speaker 1: been to just cough up everything they know to be right.

860
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: Everything that we have Cops arresting a dad for playing

861
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: softball in the park with his daughter nobody bats and

862
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: I I have my own neighbors reporting people in the

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01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: public park walking. This has revealed something that I didn't

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01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: know was there. Man well, I'm gonna make it sound

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Speaker 1: even worse. One of the things that the early progressive

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01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: loved about World War One is they said, look now

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Speaker 1: we have an excuse to have a dress rehearsal for

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Speaker 1: what a nation under federal centralization would look like. And

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01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: they it was true. I mean, regardless of what you

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01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: thought about World War One, this is a consequence of

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01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: what happened. You had extreme centralization, extreme taxation, excuse, social

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01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: control to a level which had never been imagined before

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01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: on American soil, not even during the Civil War. So

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01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 1: that when you had the Great Depression and FDR's New Deal,

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01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: people remember, hey, we've been through this before. We got

876
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: through it. It sucked, but we know what it looks like.

877
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: It's a lot easier to take that pill the second time.

878
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: So these huge infringements, and let's assume for the sake

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01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: of argument that they're all necessary and life saving on

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01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: our civil liberties and our freedoms, and you know, the

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01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: government having just you know, all these kind of mandates.

882
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: You know, in five years, ten years, as someone says

883
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: we need to do this for global warming, they will

884
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: have the true argument that we did this before, and

885
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: we know what it's like, and we got through it.

886
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: That's I did a show on this the other day.

887
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: Of that was my concern is what we've done is

888
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: layout the blue Not only have we laid it out

889
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: for China, we've shown them what we'll do if a

890
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: pandemic breaks out. We have laid out the blueprint from

891
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: here to the end of time. Any pandemic up, everybody

892
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: go home and hide under your bed for two months.

893
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: And that's what worries me the most, that this is

894
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: going to be universal. I mean, this is a bad

895
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 1: it's a bad disease. It's not the flu i. Contrary

896
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: to what people are saying, it is a bad disease.

897
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: But I think these lockdowns have been absurd. Obviously in

898
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: places like New York City, pretty necessary. Why is Oklahoma

899
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 1: locking down? Why is Western Texas locking down? That's idiotic?

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01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 1: Do you disagree? Oh no, My understanding is yeah, it's

901
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,439
Speaker 1: a very very different vector spreading in cities than where

902
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: there's little a geographic proximity to one another. But I

903
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: do want some good news, yes, instead of just being

904
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: Debbi downers this morning. Yes, I don't think we have

905
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: ever seen to such an extent of the American people

906
01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: being having their eyes opened to the nature of the

907
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 1: corporate press and how depraved and malevolent they truly are.

908
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: Because if you look at how Gavin Knewsom, very lefty

909
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: governor of a very left wing state California, Cuomo, hardcore

910
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: partisan of New York State, which is a very very

911
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: democratic state historically, and so and so forth, they've been

912
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: singing Trump's phrases, Prime Minister Kante of Italy, who's there

913
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 1: with the Social Democrats singing Trump's praises unprompted. And when

914
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: you compare that to how the media is behaving and

915
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 1: the brazen lies that they're spreading about the president in

916
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: a situation where partisanship does not apply. We want people

917
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: to live regardless of what political party they are. That's

918
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: when people are realizing, oh, the enemy isn't necessarily, you know,

919
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: the Republicans or the Democrats, it's the corporate press, and

920
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: they don't care if we live or die. They're just

921
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: there to maintain their hold in power. So the only

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01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: reason they have their hold in power is because people

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01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: believe that they are acting in good faith and at

924
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,960
Speaker 1: least are trying to tell the truth. So that is

925
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 1: one slight silver lining in this situation. No, it is

926
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: a silver lining. Look that's not even slight. I've said

927
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: from the beginning of this thing, the American people need

928
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: to be a lot, a lot less trusting of everybody

929
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: of people you see on TV, of politicians, of everybody.

930
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: That's how you get yourself in a pickle like this.

931
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: How did the corporate press get like this? Because this

932
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 1: is what happens. They're so disgusting as you just laid out,

933
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: that people will create entire conspiracy theories in their mind

934
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: that frankly sound plausible. You know, the Russians invaded the

935
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: whole thing, But how did they get like this? Is

936
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,560
Speaker 1: that just they're all pulling the cart in the same direction.

937
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: Then they end up saying the same things. Well, I

938
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: know because a god like this has been going on

939
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: for one hundred years. Thanks to social media, you can

940
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 1: expose their tricks in a real time. If you have

941
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: let's suppose one hundred people and they all go to

942
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: the same clown college. All those clowns, for the rest

943
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 1: of our lives will know how to do the same routines.

944
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 1: So this all started the universities. The goal of the

945
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: university for over one hundred years has been to train

946
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: the future relief of this country into being the ideological

947
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: shock troops for the progressive militia. So we're going. People

948
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: used to think it was Washington's the problem. Then they

949
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 1: realized later minute I had a poll on my Twitter.

950
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: I said, who would you rather have as the Supreme

951
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: Court if you had to nine random Democratic senders or

952
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: nine random New York Times reporters, And the senders won,

953
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: which is very telling and very gratifying that people are realizing, Oh,

954
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 1: it's much worse at places like the Times, because I

955
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: call them jihadis without testosterone. These are the people the

956
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: real radical ideas. And in many ways the politicians have

957
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 1: to follow suit for what the press says, because I

958
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: said this when I was on the Ruben Report. If

959
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm a Democratic politician at my constituents have been hearing

960
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: for four years Russia, Russia, Russia, how am I supposed

961
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 1: to look at him in the face and say, I

962
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: think Trump's the president, terrible president, but I don't think

963
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: he should be impeached. I don't have that space because

964
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: of the media. So this understanding of and again Walter

965
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: Duranti is a great example of this. He was the

966
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:17,639
Speaker 1: Times reporter when a pulletzer he covered up Stalin's genocide

967
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 1: of Ukraine, saying there's no family Studi's explicitly and again

968
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: there's not been a change in my view since then.

969
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 1: We all learned about yellow journalism in school, you know,

970
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: remember the main William Randolph Herst starting the Spanish American War,

971
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: and then at some point we're supposed to pretend the

972
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: press became objective. No, no no, that's a lie. It's been

973
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 1: the same song for a hundred years. But now we

974
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 1: have eyeglasses on which they realize, Oh, these people are

975
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,719
Speaker 1: the real doing. Honestly, dude is one of the sharpest

976
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: people out there. And now you know what I'm talking about.

977
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: Go check out his show. You're right, it's why O

978
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: you are, Michael Malice, Thank you, my friend. Kill dude.

979
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 1: The sharp Cris reminds me of me. All Right, we

980
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: need to talk about the sea urchin in my foot.

981
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: I'll explain in a second the Jesse Kelly show My

982
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 1: Foot hurts man, what Chris it does eight seven seven

983
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three And I think

984
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,680
Speaker 1: it's the sea urchin again. And I can hear what

985
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 1: you're saying. What are you talking about? Sea urchin. Again,

986
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: allow me to explain. This was a saga that went

987
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 1: on a long time ago. Some of you will know

988
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:13,960
Speaker 1: this story. But I know this maybe shocking to some

989
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: of you. But occasionally in my youth I used poor

990
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: judgment and this is one of those occasions. A sea

991
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: urchin case you have been asleep your whole life is that.

992
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: I think they're always black. Maybe they're not always black.

993
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 1: I think they could be orange or red too. A

994
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 1: sea urchin is a ball with needles coming out of it.

995
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: That's what you need to know. They're in the ocean,

996
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 1: they're on coral reefs. These needles coming out of the

997
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: sea urchin not only contain a stinging poison, they break

998
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: off inside of you like a porky pine, only they're

999
01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 1: even more brittle than that. Well, I was in the

1000
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: Marine Corps, and when you're in the Marine Corps, depending

1001
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 1: on where you are, you will take deployments to various places.

1002
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: Of deployment is simply your whole unit packs up all

1003
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: your stuff, you go overseas. This is not a combat deployment,

1004
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 1: not that kind of deployment, and you go to you know,

1005
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: some people will be on a ship for six months

1006
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:28,280
Speaker 1: and they'll stop in various ports, chase the women around,

1007
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 1: drink all the beer, get in trouble, get back on

1008
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,000
Speaker 1: the ship and go to the next port and do

1009
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: the same. Of course, you train somewhere alone there too.

1010
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 1: While we went to Okinawa for six months, and while

1011
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 1: you're in Okinawa, there's not a ton to do. Don't

1012
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I liked it. It was tropical. For

1013
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: the only time in my entire four years in the

1014
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,080
Speaker 1: Marine Corps, I was actually by the ocean. There were beaches, which,

1015
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: of course the Marines found a way to make miserible

1016
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 1: by making us run on them and everything else. But

1017
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: still there were beaches and palm trees, and we got

1018
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: hurricanes all the time, big ones. They were called typhoons

1019
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 1: over there, which I don't understand why you have to

1020
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 1: call it something different. But it was wild and on

1021
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 1: the weekends because you're not in America, you're in a

1022
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:22,360
Speaker 1: foreign country, and I didn't ob lah. Well, there's not

1023
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 1: a ton to do. No, we had horseshoe pits. We

1024
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 1: had a big horseshoe pit down on the beach. Not

1025
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 1: the end of the world, right, a little barbecue pits,

1026
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: so we'd all throw in what money we had, which

1027
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: admittedly was not much. We'd get a bunch of charcoal.

1028
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 1: You get a bunch of meats, chips. You know, the

1029
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,640
Speaker 1: deal meets chips, dips, beer, go down, throw horseshoes for

1030
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:48,840
Speaker 1: a while, get a tan, a life, standard life. During

1031
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 1: one of these long horseshoe events, I'm looking out at

1032
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: the ocean. It's getting awfully hot, as it tends to

1033
01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:00,680
Speaker 1: do in the tropical parts of the world, and I

1034
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 1: say to myself, I want to go have a dip

1035
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 1: in the ocean. I love the ocean. Now, let me clarify.

1036
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:09,839
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people are terrified of the ocean.

1037
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: I did not realize just how many people were scared

1038
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 1: of it until I started taking whatever we'd go somewhere.

1039
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,679
Speaker 1: I'd take these, you know, various snorkeled tours or something

1040
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,719
Speaker 1: like that, and there would be people who just would

1041
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 1: not go in the water. I found that to be bizarre.

1042
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 1: They would not go in the water. It's seeing Jaws

1043
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: one too many times, and it can be a dangerous place.

1044
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 1: I get that. I just grew up in the water.

1045
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,640
Speaker 1: I love it. So I go take a dip in

1046
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: the ocean, and I'm swimming around out there, and I

1047
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 1: was unfamiliar with this part of the waters. I'd never

1048
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 1: been in there yet underneath me as a coral reef

1049
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 1: at one point like an idiot. Because you're never supposed

1050
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: to touch the coral reef, you can actually kill it.

1051
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 1: So I try not to do that. I try to

1052
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,800
Speaker 1: be a good steward of my environment, even though that

1053
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 1: climate change non sense. There's a bunch of crap. I

1054
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: still don't. I don't litter. I don't, you know, throw

1055
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 1: a can of soda in the ditch somewhere. I just

1056
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: don't do it. It's want to be good stewards of

1057
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: the earth God gave us. So a wave hit me

1058
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: wrong for some reason, I misjudge the depth. I put

1059
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: my foot down on the coral and m ouch, what

1060
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 1: the it hurt? And I didn't not think anything of it.

1061
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 1: I just thought to myself, gosh, that's a sharp piece

1062
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,639
Speaker 1: of coral, which coral can be very sharp. You can

1063
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 1: cut yourself on it, and I have, by accidents several times.

1064
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,720
Speaker 1: If the waves slam you up against it, you can

1065
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,679
Speaker 1: get a nasty little cut on And that's all I thought.

1066
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: It was at the end of the world. Swam back

1067
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:44,599
Speaker 1: to the shore. A foot is certainly hurting. But because

1068
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 1: this is the Marine Corps, not the Air Force, I

1069
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: didn't whine about it, didn't tell my buddies about it.

1070
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: Foot is really smarting, not the end of the world.

1071
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 1: Go up, crash out. We got work the next day, well,

1072
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: because it's the marine or the part of the work.

1073
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,519
Speaker 1: The next day involved a long run first thing in

1074
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 1: the morning, not my favorite thing in the world. Nevertheless,

1075
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: off we go, and wow. I certainly don't run like

1076
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: a gazelle, and I was the most below average marine

1077
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 1: in history. I also wasn't dropping out of runs all

1078
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: the time. I just didn't want to look like a

1079
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 1: little girl, so I would keep up. I'd be dying,

1080
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: but I would keep up. Only this time I'm having

1081
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:35,839
Speaker 1: trouble keeping up. My foot is hurting bad. It feels

1082
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:41,599
Speaker 1: like I am running surprise surprise on a needle on

1083
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:46,120
Speaker 1: my left foot. Now you have a doc in the

1084
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: Marine Corps. He's actually in the Navy, but they train

1085
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: him as a corman. We don't have our own medics.

1086
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,040
Speaker 1: The Navy gives us a corman and he has to

1087
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:57,799
Speaker 1: come train with the infantry Marines. Corman are basically marines

1088
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 1: they're studs. You love your Doc. He takes good care

1089
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 1: of you. Doc sees me struggling. I'll explain in a second.

1090
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:30,559
Speaker 1: Doc takes a look at my foot because he tells me, Jesse,

1091
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,880
Speaker 1: just just sit out on the ground, didn't They'll be fine,

1092
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:34,640
Speaker 1: They'll they'll go on without you. Just sit out on

1093
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 1: the ground. What's what's happening here? And I'll tell him Doc,

1094
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. And there is a chance I am

1095
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:45,760
Speaker 1: not saying this happened, mainly because my mother listens to

1096
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 1: the show. There is a chance the previous day when

1097
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 1: I put my foot down on the coral, that somebody

1098
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:59,320
Speaker 1: had overserved me before I put my foot down on

1099
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:04,320
Speaker 1: the coral. Maybe I was roofied, maybe somebody forced me.

1100
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,599
Speaker 1: Maybe I had a little bit too much to drink,

1101
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: which brings me to Doc pulling me over to the

1102
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:17,120
Speaker 1: side of the road and asking me, Jesse, what do

1103
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 1: you mean your foot dirts? And I'm like, it's killing me.

1104
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:22,680
Speaker 1: And he says why, and I said, I don't have

1105
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: any idea. I don't remember doing anything to it. It's

1106
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:30,400
Speaker 1: at the time I did not has me pull off

1107
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 1: my shoe right there in the middle of the road

1108
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:39,160
Speaker 1: and he says, this is not good. This is not

1109
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,639
Speaker 1: good at all. He leaves me with someone to watch

1110
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:46,920
Speaker 1: out for me and runs back and grabs his bag

1111
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: of goodies. And he comes back to see me. And

1112
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,960
Speaker 1: this was the beginning of a twenty year struggle. I'm

1113
01:17:55,000 --> 01:18:23,840
Speaker 1: not exaggerated. Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next. This is

1114
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 1: a Jesse Kelly show. Doc takes a look at my

1115
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:41,160
Speaker 1: foot and says, oh, runs and grabs his bull bag,

1116
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 1: comes back and right there in the middle of the road,

1117
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:50,640
Speaker 1: people driving by and everything. Again, it's a lot not

1118
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:58,559
Speaker 1: the ideal situation. Doc pulls out'll raise or blade, not

1119
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:03,360
Speaker 1: even any local niste you that monster, and slices open

1120
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 1: the bottom of my foot, grabs his tweezers. And you

1121
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 1: know how sensitive the bottom of your feet are. The

1122
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:14,600
Speaker 1: bottom of your feet are sensitive for a reason. You

1123
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,000
Speaker 1: know they have those uh what do they call those

1124
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:21,400
Speaker 1: specialty foot massages, Chris reflexology or something. I can't forget

1125
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,400
Speaker 1: what it is. It sounds it's I think it's Chinese actually,

1126
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,479
Speaker 1: or maybe it's Japanese. I don't know. I don't I

1127
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 1: don't read. But it's something to do with the fact

1128
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:33,800
Speaker 1: that all your nerve endings end in the bottom of

1129
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: your foot somewhere, and they think they can solve I

1130
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:37,799
Speaker 1: don't know. Look, I've never done it. It's not it's

1131
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,759
Speaker 1: not my area. They think they can solve major body

1132
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: problems with just your feet, and they're so much of

1133
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:50,800
Speaker 1: torture out there is based on your feet. There are

1134
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:55,040
Speaker 1: countries still. It sounds simple, but it's horrific. There are

1135
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,559
Speaker 1: countries still that. I mean, how they torture you is

1136
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,000
Speaker 1: they sit you down with your feet stretched out in front,

1137
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,439
Speaker 1: one of you bare foot, and they just take a

1138
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:04,679
Speaker 1: stick and start whacking on the bottom of your foot.

1139
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:09,160
Speaker 1: And it's horrific because all the nerve endings are down there.

1140
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: That's why it hurts so bad to stub your toe.

1141
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:16,320
Speaker 1: It just your feet are sensitive. So he slices open

1142
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:20,240
Speaker 1: the bottom of my foot, takes his tweezers, starts digging

1143
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: around down there, and pulls out a sea urchin needle

1144
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:31,639
Speaker 1: about the length of your fingernail, little thin needle which

1145
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 1: he had obviously broken off inside of me. And he says,

1146
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:40,360
Speaker 1: all right, well, I think you're good. They get me

1147
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 1: patched up, get back to the barracks. No worries, right,

1148
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:50,320
Speaker 1: No worries, saga over, day over, except two three years

1149
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:59,559
Speaker 1: later this is oh five oh six starts hurting, and

1150
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,000
Speaker 1: I mean hardly even remembered what had happened or why

1151
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 1: it happened. But all of a sudden, I'm developing a

1152
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 1: callous around this area. It's on the front ball of

1153
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: my foot. You know, you have like that fat callous

1154
01:21:13,439 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 1: by the middle toe, Chris, and then you have the

1155
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 1: skinnier one on the other side of your foot by

1156
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 1: the little toe. You kind of have two points. You

1157
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,599
Speaker 1: kind of have two points up there, Does that make sense?

1158
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 1: I had a third one in the middle. It's really gross.

1159
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,960
Speaker 1: It was down by like the ring finger on the toe.

1160
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,680
Speaker 1: And look, this is extremely disgusting, but it's Friday, so

1161
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 1: you could just sit there and take it. But I

1162
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,599
Speaker 1: would have this callous around there, and it would grow

1163
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,920
Speaker 1: so big and it would hurt so bad. Once it

1164
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,200
Speaker 1: got so big, I would have to go down to

1165
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 1: the doctor and he'd have to basically chop the friggin

1166
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 1: thing off. Every five six months, I'd have to go

1167
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:56,000
Speaker 1: down And I just lived with this for fifteen twenty years.

1168
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:59,439
Speaker 1: I would limp around much of the time. If I

1169
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,719
Speaker 1: would go out for a jog or something. Not to brag,

1170
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:04,599
Speaker 1: but I worked out once if I would go out

1171
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 1: for a jog or something, I would oftentimes have to

1172
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:10,439
Speaker 1: stop because my foot is just in that much pain.

1173
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,600
Speaker 1: And because I'm a dude, it never really occurred to

1174
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 1: me that maybe I should seek out a medical solution

1175
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:24,800
Speaker 1: for this problem. Maybe there's something legitimately wrong there, until

1176
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,720
Speaker 1: finally the wife is hounding on me and she's like,

1177
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 1: you gotta get it checked out. You gotta get a

1178
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,280
Speaker 1: checked out. So I go down. I see this podiatrist.

1179
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,519
Speaker 1: That's a foot doctor, Chris. I see this podiatrist and

1180
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:40,559
Speaker 1: he says, well, here's your problem. The sea urchin needle

1181
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 1: they pulled out. It left a scar, and the scar

1182
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: is why the callous builds up, and it presses on

1183
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:51,400
Speaker 1: your nerves and that's why it hurts. And there's nothing

1184
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 1: I can do about it. If I were to do

1185
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,880
Speaker 1: a surgery to remove the scar, the scar the surgery

1186
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 1: would leave would be worse than the scar you got now,

1187
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,600
Speaker 1: and you'd just be in a pickle. So you just

1188
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:04,200
Speaker 1: got to live with it. So I shrugged my shoulders

1189
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 1: and move on another ten years of my life. Finally,

1190
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: my buddy Michael Berry, great radio host, my mentor in

1191
01:23:12,479 --> 01:23:17,280
Speaker 1: this business, Michael Barry. He says, one he sees me

1192
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:19,280
Speaker 1: limping around his house one night. We're hanging out. I'm

1193
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:21,519
Speaker 1: hanging out with this fan. We're doing a bunch of stuff,

1194
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 1: and he says he sees me limping around. He says,

1195
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 1: asks what I'm doing, and I say, man, I'm hurting again.

1196
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: And I tell him the story I just told you.

1197
01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,120
Speaker 1: So he lays me. He says, all right, lay down,

1198
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the wife down here. He gets his

1199
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 1: wife down there and they have me take off by

1200
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 1: shoe and then looking and she is one of these

1201
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:44,080
Speaker 1: brilliant ladies, you know, like me, just a brilliant person.

1202
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,960
Speaker 1: And she says, I'm telling you there's something in there.

1203
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:54,760
Speaker 1: And they do this specialty doctor here in Houston. We

1204
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:56,679
Speaker 1: need to call him. And he's one of these fancy

1205
01:23:56,760 --> 01:24:00,679
Speaker 1: schmancy guys Chris where I mean Barry's nationally Amos. He's

1206
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,920
Speaker 1: these famous rich people. So he knows all the fancy doctors.

1207
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 1: And this guy only deals with no joke, Hollywood actors

1208
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 1: and all the sports stars down here, like everybody. For

1209
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,559
Speaker 1: the rockets that needs they go to this guy he doesn't.

1210
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,360
Speaker 1: You don't just walk in and be like, hey, I

1211
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:17,040
Speaker 1: want to see this guy. No, no, no, no no no,

1212
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,320
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he's listed. He's one of

1213
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 1: those guys and somebody I would never qualify to see,

1214
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:26,439
Speaker 1: and somebody I could never afford to see. But he owed,

1215
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 1: he owed Berry a favor, and he was super big

1216
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,920
Speaker 1: on veterans, and Barry of course lies to him and

1217
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,360
Speaker 1: tells him it's a war wound, like Michael, and it's

1218
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,600
Speaker 1: not a war wound. You don't have to lie to

1219
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,080
Speaker 1: the freaking guy. I was half I was half boozed

1220
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,000
Speaker 1: up on the coral. Okay, it was really not a

1221
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 1: war wound. I wasn't dodging sniper fire when I stepped

1222
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: on a sea orge. And nevertheless, guy agrees to take

1223
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,839
Speaker 1: me in for the nit, for the for the appointment.

1224
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:54,360
Speaker 1: He gets me and he sits me down, puts on

1225
01:24:54,439 --> 01:24:56,880
Speaker 1: you know, his doc goggles and all these other things,

1226
01:24:56,880 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 1: and he's looking at it and he does that thing. Honestly,

1227
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:03,000
Speaker 1: it was like that episode of Seinfeld if you've ever

1228
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:06,519
Speaker 1: seen it. He puts my foot down and starts popping

1229
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:10,679
Speaker 1: his head out into the hall to call in all

1230
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 1: the physicians. Assistants and nurses to look at the bottom

1231
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 1: of my foot. No, no, no, you gotta say no.

1232
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:18,760
Speaker 1: You can get with that guy in a second. You

1233
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,880
Speaker 1: gotta come see this. You gotta hey, you gotta say, hey,

1234
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,719
Speaker 1: go get Sarah, you go. And soon I have eight

1235
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:32,400
Speaker 1: people surrounding my bed with my foot hanging out, and

1236
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:34,639
Speaker 1: he holds them up. And keep in mind, he's still

1237
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:37,640
Speaker 1: He's just one of those guys we all know, an

1238
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:40,439
Speaker 1: eccentric guy like that, they're usually the most brilliant. He's

1239
01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:43,800
Speaker 1: not even telling me what's wrong. And he's holding my

1240
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,479
Speaker 1: foot up to them and he say, hey, do you

1241
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:48,599
Speaker 1: see have you ever seen anything like that before? Isn't

1242
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:54,080
Speaker 1: that crazy? And I'm like, uh, excuse me, am I

1243
01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:57,400
Speaker 1: gonna die? What do you have to cut it off?

1244
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:01,599
Speaker 1: To help me? Doc what's wrong? And he fastens up.

1245
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:08,400
Speaker 1: He says, you have something in your foot and I said,

1246
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He said there is something inside of your foot,

1247
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:17,160
Speaker 1: and I told him I was well, I went to

1248
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:19,240
Speaker 1: up a dietris dock and he said it's a scar.

1249
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:22,439
Speaker 1: And he said, no, no, no, no, whatever that doctor

1250
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 1: told you was completely wrong. Whatever this is is not

1251
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: a scar. You have something inside your foot and I

1252
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:36,479
Speaker 1: need to get it out now. So all right, well,

1253
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,760
Speaker 1: let's do it, Doc, that's what we're here for. And

1254
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:43,400
Speaker 1: he says, do you want anesthesia or not, to which

1255
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,559
Speaker 1: I of course I would answer the same thing anyone

1256
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:49,439
Speaker 1: else would. Yeah, please give me all the drug stock.

1257
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to feel thing. Just make me Keith

1258
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:56,160
Speaker 1: Richards for the day. That's fine, And he said, well,

1259
01:26:56,479 --> 01:27:00,880
Speaker 1: I should clarify. It's the bottom of your foot. There's

1260
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 1: a chance the anesthesia is actually going to hurt worse

1261
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,400
Speaker 1: than what I have to do because I have to

1262
01:27:08,479 --> 01:27:10,680
Speaker 1: jam a needle into the nerves in the bottom of

1263
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:13,600
Speaker 1: your foot. And now I'm later and I have what

1264
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:15,840
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do with this information? Chris? What

1265
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,200
Speaker 1: are you supposed to do this? And of course, because

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01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm a dude and there are hot nurses around, it's

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01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: a fancy Richie rich Noe doctor's office, I'm like, wow,

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01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:32,360
Speaker 1: I don't need the anesthesia. Doc, I'll be fine, And

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01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,960
Speaker 1: he said, well, are you sure, because this is gonna hurt.

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Speaker 1: I'm oh, I'll be fine. You know what, Doc, do

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01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:41,719
Speaker 1: what you gotta do. I've seen enough John Wayne movies.

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01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 1: I'm a marine and on the inside I'm thinking, please

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01:27:45,520 --> 01:28:04,679
Speaker 1: don't let me die. Hang on on miss something. There's

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01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:10,080
Speaker 1: a podcast getting on demand wherever podcasts are found, The

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01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Now he takes the razor blade and

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01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:40,120
Speaker 1: he tells me, because I remember, I decided know anesthesia.

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01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,200
Speaker 1: And he tells me, Okay, this is going to hurt.

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01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:47,400
Speaker 1: So he gets a couple of nurses around me, and

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01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 1: they hand me these balls. I have a ball in

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01:28:50,560 --> 01:28:56,559
Speaker 1: each hand. Stop Chris, stop now, I have a ball

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01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:59,640
Speaker 1: in each hand, and they're these super squishy balls, you know,

1282
01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:04,880
Speaker 1: like the like stress relievers, stress relievers. And he said, well,

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01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:09,240
Speaker 1: if you just squeeze these, it'll be fine. I said,

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01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:11,760
Speaker 1: just just do what you gotta do, Doc, And more

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01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:16,120
Speaker 1: than anything else, I mean, most of your life is

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01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 1: like this when you're a dude. I just don't want

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01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:23,960
Speaker 1: to look like a big sissy. So I don't tell anything.

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01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,960
Speaker 1: I don't say anything, I don't make a noise. He

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01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: starts carving out a hole in the bottom of mind.

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01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,040
Speaker 1: And I can't describe it better than that picture, a

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01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 1: hole about the size of a dime. It was about

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01:29:40,439 --> 01:29:45,519
Speaker 1: that round. And he would carve into the bottom of

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01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,840
Speaker 1: my foot. And he's down there with his tweezers and

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01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:53,879
Speaker 1: everything else, and God bless him. He's picking out pieces

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01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:56,080
Speaker 1: of the sea or chin needle that had been left

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Speaker 1: in my foot for twenty years, and everybody's watching, and

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01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:04,719
Speaker 1: finally he gets this other nurse to come in because

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Speaker 1: he thinks I'm hurting, and of course I'm dying, and

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01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 1: he's asking me, all bad, I'm hurting. I'm like, just

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01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,839
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. Doc. I hardly feel anything,

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01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:15,880
Speaker 1: and I think I'm starting to sweat at this point

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01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:18,920
Speaker 1: in time. It hurts bad, really bad. He's pulling out

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01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:22,120
Speaker 1: these needles and he's setting them down, and he brings

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01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:25,160
Speaker 1: in another nurse to come up to me. Is the

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01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:30,160
Speaker 1: strangest thing in my shin area. She would gently tap

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01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:35,160
Speaker 1: on my shin and finally I said, excuse me, what

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01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:38,000
Speaker 1: are you doing? She said, oh, it helps. It's a

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01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,800
Speaker 1: mental thing. It helps take take your mind off the

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01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:43,200
Speaker 1: pain of the foot, of the foot. And I said,

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01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 1: it's really not working at all. You don't please, don't

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01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:50,599
Speaker 1: just go away, don't do this, And he asks again

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01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:53,559
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm if I'm hurting it all? He said,

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01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,439
Speaker 1: is this too much pain? And I said, Doc, don't

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01:30:55,479 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 1: worry about it. Honestly, I'm fine, and he said. He

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01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 1: pulls back, he looks at me, he said, are you

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01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 1: really fine? I said, honestly, don't worry about it. And

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01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:07,800
Speaker 1: he gets up and I'm like, oh gosh, here we go.

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01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:12,120
Speaker 1: He pulls out the what's it called stethoscope thing, Chris,

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01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:17,880
Speaker 1: where they hear your heartbeat, throws the stethoscope little earpieces in,

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01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:20,880
Speaker 1: walks up to me and plants that thing on my

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01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,640
Speaker 1: heart and then gives me this look like, are you

1322
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:31,920
Speaker 1: kidding me? Apparently it was pounding. He's like, look, if

1323
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,280
Speaker 1: I ask if you're fine, be honest that you're fine.

1324
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:38,559
Speaker 1: Let's get you some drugs. And they found a way

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01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:40,880
Speaker 1: to drug me up. And he ended up carving out

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01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:44,240
Speaker 1: the sea urchin needles out of the bottom of my

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01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:46,320
Speaker 1: foot that had been there for twenty years. Now. This

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01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,280
Speaker 1: was a year and a half, two years ago. I

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01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:54,120
Speaker 1: would say this took place. It's starting to hurt me again, Chris.

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01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:59,160
Speaker 1: And what I want to know, honestly, how could that happen?

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01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:02,240
Speaker 1: If it's been fine for this long? How could that happen?

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01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:04,000
Speaker 1: And the only thing I can come up with is

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01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:06,920
Speaker 1: a either he didn't get at all, which I have

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01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:08,640
Speaker 1: a very hard time believing. I mean, this dude was

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01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:11,160
Speaker 1: top notch, and I'll be grateful for him forever. Either

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01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:15,280
Speaker 1: he didn't get at all, or I have nerve damage

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01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:18,000
Speaker 1: in my foot, and I bet you that's what it is.

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01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,479
Speaker 1: Surely there has to be some nerve damage after that

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01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:23,040
Speaker 1: much time. I mean, I didn't get my PhD at

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01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:29,439
Speaker 1: community college, but who knows. So there foot hurts and

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01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:34,280
Speaker 1: that's why. And I greatly apologize that I just took

1342
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,400
Speaker 1: up an hour of your time to tell you that story.

1343
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:40,760
Speaker 1: It's Friday. We can't do the same thing all the time.

1344
01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:46,840
Speaker 1: Headline isis prisoners complain their human rights aren't being respected.

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01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:52,120
Speaker 1: While America has released some prisoners over fears of coronavirus

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01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:55,280
Speaker 1: spreading in prison population, that hasn't been much of a

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01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:59,839
Speaker 1: concern for those running Syria's largest Isis prison, which houses

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01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:06,400
Speaker 1: at least five thousand former fighters. We know that the

1349
01:33:06,479 --> 01:33:09,879
Speaker 1: virus is at least on Isis's radar, as the terrorist

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01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:13,280
Speaker 1: group issued a travel warning to their fighters last month,

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01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:17,080
Speaker 1: cautioning them against pursuing targets in Europe over fears of

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01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,880
Speaker 1: the virus. No guidance was given as to whether or

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01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:22,600
Speaker 1: not there were exceptions for suicide bombers. That was a

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01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:25,440
Speaker 1: nice little a little bit there. This is from Bongino.

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01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:28,360
Speaker 1: By the way, Bongino reports awesome. While it as yet

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01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:31,000
Speaker 1: to be confirmed, fears about the virus may have at

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01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:36,360
Speaker 1: least been a contributing factor to a prison riot. Okay,

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01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:42,679
Speaker 1: time to once again be the bad guy, Chris, Why

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01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:48,799
Speaker 1: are they still alive? And I'm sure Look, go ahead

1360
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:50,960
Speaker 1: and go ahead and blow up the phones. Blow up

1361
01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:54,559
Speaker 1: my email. You can email me anytime. Jesse at Jesse

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01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:58,360
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Again, it's Jesse at Jesse Kelly

1363
01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:03,000
Speaker 1: Show dot com. It's fine out scream Jesse wants to

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01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:10,759
Speaker 1: kill a bunch of people. It's Isis. Has everybody already

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01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:15,240
Speaker 1: forgotten what these people did? What these people did to

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01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:20,960
Speaker 1: women and children. I'm not even taught just talking about

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01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:27,280
Speaker 1: the terrorist attacks things Isis. Did you know what's different

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01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:32,679
Speaker 1: between the ISIS guys and the Nazis of World War Two?

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01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:41,920
Speaker 1: You know what separates them ability? And that's all The

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01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:45,360
Speaker 1: ISIS skies and the things they did and the reasons

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01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:49,280
Speaker 1: they did them are every bit as evil as the

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Speaker 1: Nazis in the Holocaust. They just lacked the money, the

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01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:59,559
Speaker 1: infrastructure to know how the Nation state and everything else

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01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:02,840
Speaker 1: to not he's had to pull it off. Isis would

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01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:06,559
Speaker 1: have done that and much worse. I don't know if

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01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 1: you could do worse. They would have done that easily.

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01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:20,360
Speaker 1: They would have That's reality and what I'm confused about, Chris.

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01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,519
Speaker 1: And then again, I know I'm going to sound like

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01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:27,760
Speaker 1: a monster. Here. Have we changed that much as the

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01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 1: world that we can't kill ISIS fighters? Those are people.

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, we did it with the Nazis after

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01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:37,120
Speaker 1: World War Two. They're called Nuremberg trials. I'm not saying

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01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:39,680
Speaker 1: you line them all up Syrian style and pull their

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01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:42,000
Speaker 1: fingernails out and dump them in a ditch. I'm not.

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01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm honestly, I'm not saying that. I'm not advocating from

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01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:47,759
Speaker 1: a massive human rights violation. But if you're in ISIS,

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01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:50,559
Speaker 1: why are there still five thousand of them in jail

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01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:53,120
Speaker 1: to complain at all? Why can we not set up

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01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:58,120
Speaker 1: some kind of a system. Explain it to me. Why

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01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:01,880
Speaker 1: can these guys not go through an expedited trial where

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01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:05,280
Speaker 1: evidence is presented, just like Nuremberg. Here's why you did

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01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:08,400
Speaker 1: what you did. Okay, you're found guilty. Guess what I've

1393
01:36:08,439 --> 01:36:13,799
Speaker 1: got a rope in gallows out back. I'm not trying

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01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 1: to come across as a barbarian. I'm not. Why are

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01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:21,599
Speaker 1: they still alive? And this is from somebody I should clarify.

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01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:24,559
Speaker 1: I waver back and forth on the death penalty all

1397
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:30,080
Speaker 1: the time because politicians are so idiotic, and because these

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01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:35,840
Speaker 1: stories will come out about somebody who had been wrongfully executed,

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01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:38,960
Speaker 1: and I think how horrific that is for his family.

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01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm just mortified by it, mortified by it. Why are

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01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:53,120
Speaker 1: we keeping alive the evilist people? As evilist? The word, Chris,

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01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:56,599
Speaker 1: most evil, I'm gonna say evilist. I understand it's most evil.

1403
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,559
Speaker 1: I like evilists better. I can say whatever I want.

1404
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,360
Speaker 1: Why are we keeping alive the evilest people who've ever lived?

1405
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:17,160
Speaker 1: I don't know? Have have we lost who we are

1406
01:37:17,240 --> 01:37:23,040
Speaker 1: as a world? Is there some plan to reintegrate them

1407
01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:33,000
Speaker 1: back into society? Tell me? I need to know. I

1408
01:37:33,080 --> 01:38:01,040
Speaker 1: need to know what the plan is, all right? The

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01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:18,840
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. You know we need to hear from

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01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:23,080
Speaker 1: right now, Chris, somebody from Tennessee. That's who we need

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01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:25,960
Speaker 1: to hear from. So joining me now is the White

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01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:32,000
Speaker 1: House correspondent for Newsmax Emerald Robinson Emerald. Do you ever

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01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:34,680
Speaker 1: miss Tennessee now that you live in DC and it

1414
01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:40,120
Speaker 1: sucks there? I mean, people are just different. You know this,

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01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:44,400
Speaker 1: you live in Texas. They're friendly. They walk into a store,

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01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:48,400
Speaker 1: they talk to you just like even if they don't

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01:38:48,439 --> 01:38:50,799
Speaker 1: know you, they talk to you like they've known you forever,

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01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:54,479
Speaker 1: tell you about their kids. I missed that. I missed

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01:38:54,520 --> 01:38:57,880
Speaker 1: that friendliness. It's not quite like that in DC, you know,

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01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,439
Speaker 1: I do know. That's what you know. What's funny is

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01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:02,680
Speaker 1: that's the reason we moved. I swear it's like the

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01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:05,719
Speaker 1: main reason we moved because we had the kids. And

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01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:08,439
Speaker 1: nobody even holds open doors for people. No one says

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01:39:08,479 --> 01:39:11,360
Speaker 1: thank you, no one, no one waves on the way by.

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01:39:11,439 --> 01:39:15,960
Speaker 1: Everyone's so freaking rude. Why I know, and you know

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01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:18,519
Speaker 1: what I love though my kid has been born and

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01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:22,000
Speaker 1: raised at this point here he's three, that he is

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01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:26,520
Speaker 1: so friendly. He always held me mommy on a country boy,

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01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:30,679
Speaker 1: and he talks to everybody he sees, And so I

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01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:34,960
Speaker 1: hope he maintains that while we live here, maybe one

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01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:38,280
Speaker 1: day won't take two like you, Jesse, maybe you will

1432
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:40,240
Speaker 1: one day you're going to escape from them. And you

1433
01:39:40,280 --> 01:39:43,400
Speaker 1: know what's funny is I prefer the politeness, and yet

1434
01:39:43,439 --> 01:39:46,559
Speaker 1: I'll still have these moments if I'm in Tennessee. I mean, shoot,

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01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:48,240
Speaker 1: I have him in Texas all the time. Anytime I'm

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01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:51,040
Speaker 1: traving through the South, we're all get slightly annoyed because

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01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 1: you're in the gas station line trying to buy a

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01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:55,120
Speaker 1: ball of water and the person in front of you

1439
01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:57,280
Speaker 1: would just talk to the cashier for ten minutes without

1440
01:39:57,280 --> 01:39:59,719
Speaker 1: a care in the world. I know that's so true,

1441
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:02,360
Speaker 1: and I try not to get aggravated. Clearly, like when

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01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:06,760
Speaker 1: I go back home, I'm still on DC time. I'm

1443
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:08,160
Speaker 1: the same way, and I try out to be one

1444
01:40:08,160 --> 01:40:10,000
Speaker 1: of those DC people. I'm like, oh my gosh, it

1445
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:13,600
Speaker 1: has rubbed off on me all right, time for the

1446
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:17,519
Speaker 1: task at hand. Every Yeah, we obviously everybody knows this

1447
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:20,479
Speaker 1: is China's fault. That's not that's not news. They lied

1448
01:40:20,479 --> 01:40:25,360
Speaker 1: about everything. China's garbage. I am a very cynical person.

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01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,120
Speaker 1: You are a much better and son of your person

1450
01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:31,200
Speaker 1: than I am. And I worry that at the end

1451
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:34,880
Speaker 1: of this whole thing, we are going to do pretty

1452
01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:39,439
Speaker 1: much nothing to China. Everybody's talking tough now, everybody's mad. Well,

1453
01:40:39,479 --> 01:40:41,639
Speaker 1: we're gonna come down on them, and I think at

1454
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:43,680
Speaker 1: the end of this, everybody is going to look at

1455
01:40:43,680 --> 01:40:47,400
Speaker 1: those cheap Chinese goods and say, you know, it wasn't

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01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:51,559
Speaker 1: their fault. Yeah, Well, isn't that a million dollar questions?

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01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,960
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you there's many more people asking that

1458
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:57,320
Speaker 1: question now, think back a few months ago. I think

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01:40:57,320 --> 01:41:00,439
Speaker 1: it back a year ago. I have been worn about

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01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:03,720
Speaker 1: China for some time now and got a lot of

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01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:07,519
Speaker 1: pushback on it, and then this crisis really showed how

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01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:12,240
Speaker 1: dependent we are on them. And I'll often use more

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01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:15,800
Speaker 1: colorful language that I won't use on the radio Jesse.

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01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:22,000
Speaker 1: It's definitely a tennesseeism. But it just showed how much

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01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:25,679
Speaker 1: control they had over our supply, specifically the medical supplies.

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01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:30,719
Speaker 1: So you're seeing much more support for holding China's feet

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01:41:30,720 --> 01:41:33,200
Speaker 1: to the fire, and you're seeing more reporters ask questions

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01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:35,679
Speaker 1: that We'll get to the reporter aspect just a little later,

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01:41:35,960 --> 01:41:39,280
Speaker 1: because clearly there's a lot of Chinese influence in American media.

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Speaker 1: But I will tell you that right now. White House

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01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:49,560
Speaker 1: advisor Peter Navarro, who is a China Hawk, does strongly

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01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:52,719
Speaker 1: have the President's ear because he has been right about

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01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:56,280
Speaker 1: a lot of this, even over the president's quote unquote

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01:41:56,280 --> 01:42:02,200
Speaker 1: medical experts regarding the coronavirus iris. And I've spoken with

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01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:06,679
Speaker 1: Navarro a lot about what they plan to do now

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01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:11,000
Speaker 1: that this is They do plan to punish China, buy

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01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:15,960
Speaker 1: supply chains. That's how they're feeling right now. But they

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01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:18,439
Speaker 1: can't go out there and explicitly say that. So you

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01:42:18,479 --> 01:42:21,920
Speaker 1: see the President talking a lot praising President she. I mean,

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01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:24,080
Speaker 1: China still kind of has us, you know, by the

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01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:27,160
Speaker 1: you know what. So we have to play nice right

1482
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:30,679
Speaker 1: now until they can't address this. But from what Navarro

1483
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:33,160
Speaker 1: and some of the other White House aids have told me,

1484
01:42:33,400 --> 01:42:38,320
Speaker 1: the President is really really upset about how China did

1485
01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:40,920
Speaker 1: us with this, and that as soon as we can

1486
01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:43,920
Speaker 1: come through this and get to a better place, he's

1487
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:48,479
Speaker 1: really going to hold China's feet to the fire. And

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01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:54,920
Speaker 1: the who who has facilitated China's deception? What does that

1489
01:42:55,040 --> 01:42:57,280
Speaker 1: mean as far as holding their feet to the fire, Like,

1490
01:42:57,320 --> 01:42:59,360
Speaker 1: how do we do that? Emerald? Are we are we

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01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:02,120
Speaker 1: pointing our fingers at our corporations and saying, hey, you

1492
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,800
Speaker 1: will come back home? Are we putting tariffs on China?

1493
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:06,840
Speaker 1: Are we are we? Are? We? Are we dropping a

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01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:09,960
Speaker 1: nuclear bomb on Shanghai. What are we doing? Well, I

1495
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:11,360
Speaker 1: mean it does sort of feel like we're at war

1496
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:14,120
Speaker 1: with China. Right. Well, there's there's those like Navarro who

1497
01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:15,920
Speaker 1: want to be harder on them in the White House,

1498
01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:19,200
Speaker 1: and that's totally cut off, you know, get our companies

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01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:22,320
Speaker 1: to come back, cut the supply chain, not just on

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01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:26,679
Speaker 1: China but even other countries. And then there are those

1501
01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:29,120
Speaker 1: who want to go the more capitalistic out of it,

1502
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:33,599
Speaker 1: saying tax incentives. So one thing that Larry Tublo told

1503
01:43:33,640 --> 01:43:36,040
Speaker 1: me is that a plan that's floating around the White

1504
01:43:36,040 --> 01:43:39,639
Speaker 1: House is to do tax incentives for companies to move

1505
01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:42,160
Speaker 1: back their manufacturing to the United States. That would involve

1506
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:50,200
Speaker 1: one hundred percent immediate writeoffs for building structures, moving costs, equipment,

1507
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:55,160
Speaker 1: and that would absorb the cost of relocating back to

1508
01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:58,840
Speaker 1: the United States. But again they're al those hast to

1509
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:01,639
Speaker 1: be the fear tax in it than just the incentive,

1510
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:04,200
Speaker 1: because we've seen that companies tend to find a way

1511
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:09,320
Speaker 1: around the incentive. And in some ways, I think it's

1512
01:44:09,360 --> 01:44:12,800
Speaker 1: where the American people to hold corporation accountable as well.

1513
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:16,320
Speaker 1: Do you kind of says that we can do that though,

1514
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:19,800
Speaker 1: because that's that's again I hate being the cynical one,

1515
01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:24,480
Speaker 1: but that's just who I am now. But it's really hard. Yeah, corporations,

1516
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:26,479
Speaker 1: they all hold up a profit law sheet and they

1517
01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:29,760
Speaker 1: all see that labor is the biggest black mark on there,

1518
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:32,160
Speaker 1: all of them. And you can cut those costs down

1519
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:34,639
Speaker 1: to nothing when you ship it to China for slave labor.

1520
01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:37,560
Speaker 1: And it's hard. It's hard to appeal to their patriotism

1521
01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:40,840
Speaker 1: when you're doing that. That's true, but it's not just

1522
01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:43,160
Speaker 1: the corporation aspect to You got to look at how

1523
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:50,160
Speaker 1: much China has infiltrated American academics, American universities, how much

1524
01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:53,320
Speaker 1: is infiltrate our infiltrated our media in order to push

1525
01:44:53,320 --> 01:44:59,280
Speaker 1: out their messaging that they're not so bad. So China

1526
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:04,320
Speaker 1: is something. It is one of our biggest threats. Clearly,

1527
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:07,280
Speaker 1: this coronavirus is simplified it. The President talked about it

1528
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:10,040
Speaker 1: in some of his State of the Union speeches and

1529
01:45:10,080 --> 01:45:12,160
Speaker 1: some of his larger addresses over the last couple of years.

1530
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:14,840
Speaker 1: And I don't think people really realize how aggressive China

1531
01:45:14,960 --> 01:45:18,120
Speaker 1: was coming on the United States, or how it'll will

1532
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:21,080
Speaker 1: how much you'll will China actually wish us for the

1533
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:23,200
Speaker 1: United States until now and they kind of get the

1534
01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:26,920
Speaker 1: picture a little bit more. But the China issue is

1535
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:30,320
Speaker 1: one that is not going away. China is hanging trying

1536
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:33,320
Speaker 1: to hang onto its influence in the United States as

1537
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:39,040
Speaker 1: much as possible, and it'll be interesting to see if

1538
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:44,360
Speaker 1: this administration will really push on China once this is gone.

1539
01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:46,280
Speaker 1: I mean, the president has been pretty tough on tariffs,

1540
01:45:46,320 --> 01:45:48,640
Speaker 1: so there's a lot more that can be done, and

1541
01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:50,479
Speaker 1: I think if Navarro had his way, there would be

1542
01:45:50,520 --> 01:45:54,080
Speaker 1: a lot more done. Donald Trump's realized. I'm just saying

1543
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:56,080
Speaker 1: that we need to start with not letting them in

1544
01:45:56,120 --> 01:45:59,680
Speaker 1: the White House briefing room, right. That would be a

1545
01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:02,360
Speaker 1: nice start. There would be a dang nice start if

1546
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:09,400
Speaker 1: we could one, you know, on Wednesday and the guy

1547
01:46:09,479 --> 01:46:11,400
Speaker 1: that said he was from Taiwan. And so we're now

1548
01:46:11,439 --> 01:46:13,920
Speaker 1: doing these coronavirus tests before we have to go we

1549
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:15,960
Speaker 1: can go into the briefings. We have to get tested

1550
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:20,719
Speaker 1: for the coronavirus. I'm saying, maybe we should start testing

1551
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:25,080
Speaker 1: for CCP looking at where people are coming from. Right, Wait, Emerald,

1552
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:27,040
Speaker 1: did you have to get that big Q tip stuffed

1553
01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:31,160
Speaker 1: up your nose? I haven't done it yet. They started

1554
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:37,080
Speaker 1: that yesterday, So I wasn't Wednesday freefing. We're on a rotation, okay, yesterday.

1555
01:46:37,120 --> 01:46:40,000
Speaker 1: I'm looking really forward to that though. All right, we

1556
01:46:40,040 --> 01:46:42,599
Speaker 1: are we are, we are done. We're coming up against

1557
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:45,200
Speaker 1: the break. We are getting Emerald back on next week, Chris,

1558
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:47,120
Speaker 1: because we have to find out how about the glory

1559
01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:50,600
Speaker 1: of the coronavirus test. Thank you, Emerald Robinson, You're the best.

1560
01:46:52,080 --> 01:46:55,960
Speaker 1: I don't want anything up my nose, Chris. I mean, plus,

1561
01:46:55,960 --> 01:47:31,320
Speaker 1: it's from Colombia, Jesse Kelly, Chris, you know, the best

1562
01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:38,040
Speaker 1: part of being nationally syndicated, I mean, I love I

1563
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:40,920
Speaker 1: loved just doing Houston two because I love Houston. I mean,

1564
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:43,080
Speaker 1: Texas is so great. But the best part of being

1565
01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:47,800
Speaker 1: nationally syndicated is we get to be more formal on

1566
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:50,880
Speaker 1: the air. It's you know how wild everybody said the

1567
01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:53,360
Speaker 1: show was and we always got in trouble. Well, now

1568
01:47:53,360 --> 01:47:56,479
Speaker 1: we get to be more formal, Mitchell, hold on before

1569
01:47:56,479 --> 01:47:59,479
Speaker 1: you leave, Before you leave, I want the sour dough

1570
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:05,479
Speaker 1: jack meal, no ketchup, no tomatoes on the burger. I'm

1571
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:07,639
Speaker 1: not kidding. If it comes back with ketchup and tomatoes,

1572
01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:12,160
Speaker 1: you're going right back. Sour dough jack meal. No ketchup,

1573
01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:17,280
Speaker 1: no tomatoes. I want it large. We're not women, curly fries,

1574
01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:22,439
Speaker 1: doctor pepper, krit No, no coke? Does it a coke?

1575
01:48:22,520 --> 01:48:25,240
Speaker 1: Sound good? Every now and then? Chris? So wait, wait, Mitchell,

1576
01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm not done. I'm not done. I need a small

1577
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:35,720
Speaker 1: order of the jalapeno poppers. And this is absolutely critical.

1578
01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:40,640
Speaker 1: I cannot emphasize this enough. I need ranch dressings, and

1579
01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:43,160
Speaker 1: do not come back here with one ranch dressing. I

1580
01:48:43,240 --> 01:48:44,840
Speaker 1: need more than one ranch because I need him for

1581
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:48,400
Speaker 1: the curlies and I need him for the hajalepeno poppers.

1582
01:48:49,080 --> 01:48:50,559
Speaker 1: One last thing, and you're gonna have to use your

1583
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:53,280
Speaker 1: own ingenuity here. I'm like General Patton, where you don't

1584
01:48:53,320 --> 01:48:55,600
Speaker 1: tell someone how to do something, you tell them what

1585
01:48:55,720 --> 01:48:58,080
Speaker 1: needs done to let them surprise you with your ingenuity.

1586
01:48:58,520 --> 01:49:02,000
Speaker 1: I need something sweet. Jack in the Box will generally

1587
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:04,880
Speaker 1: pull out some kind of cool dessert. Don't freaking walk

1588
01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:08,240
Speaker 1: back over here with cheesecake. Anything with cheesecake. Get us

1589
01:49:08,240 --> 01:49:12,080
Speaker 1: something sweet. Anyway, Let's get back to the show, Chris.

1590
01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:18,840
Speaker 1: It should be noted that it is good Friday today.

1591
01:49:18,840 --> 01:49:21,360
Speaker 1: We are not going to finish a show because we

1592
01:49:21,439 --> 01:49:25,800
Speaker 1: are not godless savages. Without bringing up Good Friday and

1593
01:49:25,920 --> 01:49:30,960
Speaker 1: the fact that Jewish producer Chris's people killed Jesus. In

1594
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:34,360
Speaker 1: all serious is it is good Friday. Thank you Lord,

1595
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:37,360
Speaker 1: thank you for your sacrifice. You all have a good

1596
01:49:37,600 --> 01:49:40,720
Speaker 1: day today because it is Good Friday. It's a day

1597
01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:44,040
Speaker 1: to pray and honor Jesus. Not that Chris would know

1598
01:49:44,120 --> 01:49:50,559
Speaker 1: anything about that. Also, before I forget, see, I've been

1599
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:55,360
Speaker 1: lectured endlessly since we started this thing, and I refuse

1600
01:49:55,439 --> 01:49:58,679
Speaker 1: to change because I don't learn lessons. I've been lectured

1601
01:49:59,080 --> 01:50:01,960
Speaker 1: that I don't do any of the normal things that

1602
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:05,479
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do in radio. You are supposed to

1603
01:50:06,280 --> 01:50:09,280
Speaker 1: as soon as a segment opens today on the Jesse

1604
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:12,400
Speaker 1: Kelly Show, we're going to have this guest so and so,

1605
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:15,240
Speaker 1: and then later on we're going to be discussing the

1606
01:50:16,320 --> 01:50:19,080
Speaker 1: Texan centers of the Corona virus. And then after that

1607
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:21,400
Speaker 1: we will be talking about ISIS and how we should

1608
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:24,559
Speaker 1: shoot them all in the face. And I understand that's

1609
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:26,640
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. You supposed to do these teases.

1610
01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to give out the website a lot. I'm

1611
01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:32,639
Speaker 1: just supposed to do all these like setups for the

1612
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:36,960
Speaker 1: next day. I don't do any of those things. Nobody

1613
01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,240
Speaker 1: ever taught me to do any of those things. I

1614
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:42,360
Speaker 1: have no formal training. I didn't grow up in radio.

1615
01:50:44,840 --> 01:50:48,599
Speaker 1: They turned on the mic and I talk, and Plus,

1616
01:50:48,680 --> 01:50:51,360
Speaker 1: I can't tease what we're going to talk about during

1617
01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:54,120
Speaker 1: the show. You might as well stop yelling at me.

1618
01:50:54,120 --> 01:50:56,360
Speaker 1: I know all the corporate people are listening. I can't

1619
01:50:56,360 --> 01:50:58,439
Speaker 1: tease what we're going to talk about on the show

1620
01:50:58,840 --> 01:51:00,920
Speaker 1: when I don't know what we're going to talk about

1621
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:04,680
Speaker 1: on the show. Once the show begins, I don't know.

1622
01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:08,160
Speaker 1: I talked for an hour today about a sea urchin

1623
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:11,880
Speaker 1: that was stuck in my foot. I don't understand. So

1624
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:16,240
Speaker 1: from now on, I'm going to attempt to be better

1625
01:51:16,240 --> 01:51:20,160
Speaker 1: about that. So let me just say this, we had

1626
01:51:20,160 --> 01:51:24,520
Speaker 1: a fun week. You're going to want to catch all

1627
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:28,240
Speaker 1: of every show because, as you could probably tell, we

1628
01:51:28,360 --> 01:51:30,720
Speaker 1: mix it up a lot. You don't need to be

1629
01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:34,360
Speaker 1: beaten over the face with coronavirus. This in economy that

1630
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:37,360
Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day, you can get that anywhere

1631
01:51:37,560 --> 01:51:42,360
Speaker 1: on any channel, on the radio, on TV. That's all

1632
01:51:42,360 --> 01:51:43,880
Speaker 1: there is right now. It's the end of the world.

1633
01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:45,400
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to do it all day, every day.

1634
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:51,439
Speaker 1: I can. But the podcasts are all available, the whole

1635
01:51:51,479 --> 01:51:55,240
Speaker 1: show right there on your smartphone, easiest thing in the world.

1636
01:51:56,160 --> 01:52:01,559
Speaker 1: They're available on Google, on Spotify, they're all available on

1637
01:52:01,640 --> 01:52:05,640
Speaker 1: Apple and maybe the easiest way to get your podcasts

1638
01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:09,040
Speaker 1: for the most for most of you. They're on iHeart.

1639
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:13,920
Speaker 1: Go to iHeart download the iHeartRadio app. It's all free.

1640
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:15,840
Speaker 1: They don't charge for that, do they, Chris, it's all free. Yeah,

1641
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:18,439
Speaker 1: I knew it. They don't even charge for ito download

1642
01:52:18,439 --> 01:52:21,720
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app. They're all free. I'm almost positive you

1643
01:52:21,720 --> 01:52:24,680
Speaker 1: can even set it up where they automatically download. And

1644
01:52:24,800 --> 01:52:28,000
Speaker 1: even if you can't, there's probably a special Jesse Kelly

1645
01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:30,440
Speaker 1: button where they just know you're gonna want to automatically

1646
01:52:30,439 --> 01:52:33,960
Speaker 1: download it. You know what kind of weirds me out, though,

1647
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:36,479
Speaker 1: Chris and I think about this stuff sometimes, you know,

1648
01:52:36,479 --> 01:52:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm not a conspiracy theory guy. I think about this.

1649
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:42,920
Speaker 1: We can track where the downloads come from. No, not

1650
01:52:43,000 --> 01:52:45,360
Speaker 1: your individual cell phones or anything like that. They just

1651
01:52:45,439 --> 01:52:49,200
Speaker 1: can general areas, like they know cities, well, this many

1652
01:52:49,200 --> 01:52:52,120
Speaker 1: people in Sheboygan and this many people in DC and

1653
01:52:52,160 --> 01:52:54,920
Speaker 1: this many people and it's all the same downloads you'd think.

1654
01:52:56,479 --> 01:53:03,320
Speaker 1: But we have some from show. I'm not making that up.

1655
01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:08,000
Speaker 1: Who's listening to the Jesse Kelly Show? In Russia? We

1656
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:10,400
Speaker 1: have I'm almost positive Chris told me we have a

1657
01:53:10,400 --> 01:53:14,640
Speaker 1: guy in Kazakhstan. Don't we like more than one? I

1658
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:22,280
Speaker 1: think we have somebody in Kazakhstan. What Austria really mean?

1659
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:26,160
Speaker 1: Who in Austria is doing? Austria is sweet? If you've

1660
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:29,679
Speaker 1: never seen Austria, you've seen Christia, you even you've probably

1661
01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:33,679
Speaker 1: seen the movie sounds the sound of music. I know, Look,

1662
01:53:33,720 --> 01:53:35,800
Speaker 1: I know the movie sucks. That wasn't pitching for the movie.

1663
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:39,120
Speaker 1: You don't look at me like that. The sound of

1664
01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:42,160
Speaker 1: music was filmed there, so all those beautiful mountains and

1665
01:53:42,240 --> 01:53:44,320
Speaker 1: meadows and all that stuff. I went to Austria. It's

1666
01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:46,040
Speaker 1: the only time I've ever been to Europe. And it

1667
01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:51,639
Speaker 1: was sweet. But the food sucks it. It's not processed enough.

1668
01:53:52,800 --> 01:54:18,120
Speaker 1: Hang on, I'll have discension. We have ascension in the

1669
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:22,479
Speaker 1: ranks with the staff. Has everybody heard I'm sending Mitchell.

1670
01:54:23,880 --> 01:54:27,240
Speaker 1: He's the one who he's our personal assistant around here.

1671
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:30,639
Speaker 1: He handles a phone, calls his personal assistant. He takes

1672
01:54:30,680 --> 01:54:32,560
Speaker 1: care of important stuff for us, like Jack in the

1673
01:54:32,600 --> 01:54:35,480
Speaker 1: Box and we have given him our Jack in the

1674
01:54:35,480 --> 01:54:40,240
Speaker 1: box orders. He is on the way. We'd have dissension though,

1675
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:44,480
Speaker 1: and Chris is ordering the loaded tacos again. Remember I

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01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:47,720
Speaker 1: ordered the loaded tacos the other day. I said they

1677
01:54:47,720 --> 01:54:50,480
Speaker 1: were way overrated. Chris said, it's because I didn't get

1678
01:54:50,480 --> 01:54:53,840
Speaker 1: the loaded ones, because the loaded ones come with sauce. Chris,

1679
01:54:53,880 --> 01:54:55,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to steal one or two of yours.

1680
01:54:55,960 --> 01:55:00,120
Speaker 1: That's all there is to it. So last night, my son,

1681
01:55:01,080 --> 01:55:04,000
Speaker 1: they they have these fish. We got them. They're Beta's

1682
01:55:04,320 --> 01:55:07,840
Speaker 1: beta fish whatever. It's like whatever I told you by

1683
01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:11,880
Speaker 1: Ordist Hays that allergy to pet here and they wanted something.

1684
01:55:11,920 --> 01:55:14,680
Speaker 1: We wanted to teach them responsibility, like it's really backbreaking

1685
01:55:14,680 --> 01:55:16,600
Speaker 1: and taking curve of fish. But so we got him

1686
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:19,520
Speaker 1: a couple of fish and I sat him down. Chris,

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01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:21,720
Speaker 1: it was the best, and I told him that we

1688
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:25,000
Speaker 1: had to kill one of their fish for passover and

1689
01:55:25,080 --> 01:55:31,440
Speaker 1: sacrifice it and spread it over the door. All quits,

1690
01:55:31,640 --> 01:55:34,880
Speaker 1: everybody quits. My kids have lived with me now for

1691
01:55:35,000 --> 01:55:38,040
Speaker 1: nine and eleven years. Do you think they actually believed me?

1692
01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:41,880
Speaker 1: This is the problem. I have so mentally abused them

1693
01:55:41,880 --> 01:55:44,880
Speaker 1: for so long. They kept laughing as I was trying

1694
01:55:44,880 --> 01:55:46,800
Speaker 1: to keep a straight face and they didn't keep me.

1695
01:55:46,880 --> 01:55:50,400
Speaker 1: Then they didn't believe me at all. That's not true.

1696
01:55:50,480 --> 01:55:53,800
Speaker 1: You would never. I'm like, no, I'm son, Look, this

1697
01:55:53,880 --> 01:55:57,200
Speaker 1: is what the Lord wants. So y'all can draw straws

1698
01:55:57,200 --> 01:56:00,240
Speaker 1: and figure out which fish has to go. But don't

1699
01:56:00,280 --> 01:56:02,680
Speaker 1: we have don't we owe him a sacrifice? And they

1700
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:04,880
Speaker 1: didn't buy it at all. I thought I had him

1701
01:56:04,880 --> 01:56:07,800
Speaker 1: for a second, but I've so jaded them. It sucks.

1702
01:56:08,480 --> 01:56:13,280
Speaker 1: All right, you'll enjoy your weekend, enjoy your Easter. He

1703
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:16,640
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1706
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Speaker 1: You don't have to dip forever. You know that, Ryan,

1707
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:01,080
Speaker 1: You don't have to smoke forever. And the reason I

1708
01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:04,160
Speaker 1: say it like that is I have been that guy.

1709
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:06,840
Speaker 1: I've been that guy I dipped for so long. And

1710
01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:08,840
Speaker 1: what would happen is I would decide I'm gonna quit.

1711
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:11,120
Speaker 1: It's bad for me. I'm gonna quit. I'm a man,

1712
01:57:11,160 --> 01:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't need any help. I'm just gonna quit cold Turkey,

1713
01:57:13,520 --> 01:57:16,400
Speaker 1: and I would fail time and time and time again.

1714
01:57:16,600 --> 01:57:20,520
Speaker 1: I tried things like the patch that didn't work, gum,

1715
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Speaker 1: sunflower seeds, I tried at all. It's just a matter

1716
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Speaker 1: of finding the right thing to help you quit. That's

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