Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Someone poop in someone's yard.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a second. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. What, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm bringing you the news. It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 1: There's just no one better.
Speaker 2: We love Jesse.
Speaker 1: Boston marathon runner caught pooping in a stranger's yard in
Speaker 1: a doorbell video. Now, I'll be honest with you. I've
Speaker 1: been wrestling with this for a couple hours now, everything
Speaker 1: since I saw it, it's been on my mind, Chris.
Speaker 1: I know I can't run one. Chris, did I say
Speaker 1: I was gonna run one? You know what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll cheat. I have no problem cheating. I would just
Speaker 1: catch a ride with somebody. Yeah, yeah, no, I'd have it. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm a wheelman. I'll have my crew wait for me
Speaker 1: to speed me around and I'll finish it in record time.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I did this without sweating. Anyway, Back
Speaker 1: to this, back to this whole thing. I've been wrestling
Speaker 1: with this for a while. Is there really a bad
Speaker 1: guy here?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. You're
Speaker 1: running a marathon twenty six miles. This is just one
Speaker 1: of these things. The wife did this one time, she
Speaker 1: trained and ran a half marathon in Washington, DC. Now,
Speaker 1: this thankfully never happened to her. But apparently this is
Speaker 1: something that happens to these freaks who love to run
Speaker 1: long distance. Every now and then, it's coming. It's something
Speaker 1: going on in your body and it's coming. So what's
Speaker 1: he supposed to do. He's got to go. It's not like.
Speaker 1: It's not like you pooped on your front porch. It's
Speaker 1: not ideal. I realize now. I understand the homeowner coming
Speaker 1: out and confronting the runner about the poop. But I
Speaker 1: don't think we have a bad guy here. I don't
Speaker 1: think we have a bad guy. You know what you
Speaker 1: do if you're a runner, you go back to the
Speaker 1: house with the plastic bag at a twenty and just say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, look, I'm sorry. That's I did what I
Speaker 1: had to do. Anyway, I think we should probably move
Speaker 1: on to some other stuff, because we have some funny
Speaker 1: phone calls. We'll get to you. I just that's been
Speaker 1: on my mind. I'd like to talk about what's on
Speaker 1: my mind. Trump went on truth social and tried to
Speaker 1: fire a shot across the bow at heavy d ron.
Speaker 4: De Santis is a young man who is not doing
Speaker 4: well against me in the polls. To put it mildly,
Speaker 4: I believe that if he decides to run for president,
Speaker 4: which will only hurt and somewhat divide the Republican Party,
Speaker 4: which we don't need, he will lose the cherished and
Speaker 4: massive MAGA vote and never be able to successfully run
Speaker 4: for office again. I believe that if he remains governor,
Speaker 4: which is what Florida voters assumed he would do, it
Speaker 4: would be a whole different story.
Speaker 1: Just saying, but who knows, Okay. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people, some people who don't like Trump now, they've
Speaker 1: complained about him blasting DeSantis so often. One that's primary
Speaker 1: to keep in mind, he's very worried. He's obviously worried
Speaker 1: about DeSantis getting in. There's the reason he hasn't blasted
Speaker 1: Nicky Haley or Tim Scott or any of these other
Speaker 1: people who are getting He hasn't blasted that vivic guy
Speaker 1: Remedy or whatever his name is. He hasn't blasted him either,
Speaker 1: because those people aren't significant. DeSantis is significant, and somebody,
Speaker 1: somebody Donald Trump's gonna have to deal with and he's
Speaker 1: trying to do something, and I actually supported. I think
Speaker 1: it's very smart. I think it's smart as far as
Speaker 1: campaign strategy goes. He's trying to blast him so hard
Speaker 1: now to keep him out, because once he's in, he's in.
Speaker 1: He's not getting out. You blast him both barrels now
Speaker 1: as hard as you can trying to keep him out. Now,
Speaker 1: you can take that too far. And by too far,
Speaker 1: I don't mean too far as and you've been too mean,
Speaker 1: as in you're looking a little desperate to keep him out.
Speaker 1: If you talk about him all the time, it looks
Speaker 1: like you're nervous instead of the front runner. But I
Speaker 1: get what he's doing. Again, it's nothing. I think i'd
Speaker 1: stress over whatever. I want to know about you and
Speaker 1: your screw ups. The worst you've ever screwed up at work,
Speaker 1: Richard in Portland, go Dick, Hey.
Speaker 5: I was upstairs in the bacuum where I worked, and
Speaker 5: I was in the old comode taking a number two
Speaker 5: and I'm sitting there just you know, thinking or whatever,
Speaker 5: and then the power goes out. Oh it's black, I
Speaker 5: mean the entire so I thought, God, I got to
Speaker 5: get out of here. So I flushed the toilet and
Speaker 5: then you know that familiar toilet flushing sound you always
Speaker 5: listen for when you flush the toilet.
Speaker 6: Yep, it wasn't there. And the water came up over
Speaker 6: the side, and I had an ocean with one whale
Speaker 6: in it and nothing nowhere to go, no light, no broom,
Speaker 6: no no nothing. And and I did get it cleaned up.
Speaker 6: But I've never actually told anyone that story, so you're
Speaker 6: the first one. So congratulations.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you chose to share that story with everyone.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden. That was awesome. But you guys
Speaker 1: make me laugh. I'm crying, Cindy and Wisconsin Wisconsin Coast, Cindy.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Dick is money hera yes, ma'am, a bad one, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's like, wow, okay, do we
Speaker 2: want to be here? Okay? So in short, growing up
Speaker 2: in my family's circuit board business, so we smelted metal, okay,
Speaker 2: and I worked. I've never worked in the offices when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, So I'm like now fifteen or so,
Speaker 2: and I'm actually working out in the board shop and
Speaker 2: and one of the board runs through the the ovens
Speaker 2: and it catches on fire. Now there's a twenty three
Speaker 2: of women there working, young women working for me. I'm fifteen.
Speaker 7: What I do.
Speaker 2: I go grab the fire extinguisher to put it out.
Speaker 2: The flags of shooting everywhere, and of course she gets
Speaker 2: stuff in her eyes and then she's on her way
Speaker 2: to the hostel. And I understand my family relatively poor
Speaker 2: at this point, and to be up anyway, is this
Speaker 2: a big mess? So I'm sitting outside, I'm back crying,
Speaker 2: and my dad's co workers, who all I've grown up with,
Speaker 2: knowing all of them be I was a little kid,
Speaker 2: Dan asked. He's like, well, Send, why didn't you use
Speaker 2: the the stick? And here's a running down my face
Speaker 2: because everything had to be completely aired out. I was
Speaker 2: just see we didn't have much money. This is early eighties.
Speaker 2: And and I said with stick.
Speaker 3: He said, you know the.
Speaker 2: Stick hanging outside of the reef loven And I said
Speaker 2: that thing? He said, yeah, that list sport to push
Speaker 2: boards through the catch off firry just push him into
Speaker 2: the water.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: And then I started crying even harder because I had
Speaker 2: no nobody ever told me that. And back in his buddies,
Speaker 2: the guys that I had grown up again older men.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I said they were piers. Here's nobody
Speaker 2: ever told me that was with the with the stick?
Speaker 1: Was Brian Connecticut?
Speaker 8: Go, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 9: Look at up to follow first time caller. I was
Speaker 9: my younger days. I was an assistant green screenkeeper at
Speaker 9: a reputable country club, and I was driving my Cushman
Speaker 9: around before the first round went out and spilled gasoline
Speaker 9: in the back. It was a full tank of gas
Speaker 9: and I had no idea, so I essentially drove and
Speaker 9: burned a perfect strength round line three eighteen holes of
Speaker 9: the country.
Speaker 7: They fired me.
Speaker 10: That's a pretty fright.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Oh gosh, look, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about the fact Americans are
Speaker 1: lacking food and water? Or should we go back to
Speaker 1: these because I have a headline. Jeez, that's an unbelievab number.
Speaker 1: Thirty three point eight million adults in the US lacked
Speaker 1: dependable access to food and water. That's in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: We are hurting in some parts of this country. Huh,
Speaker 1: thirty three point eight million. That's ten percent of the country.
Speaker 1: Ten percent of the country doesn't have the will access
Speaker 1: to food and water. Now Think about this, Think about
Speaker 1: how much worse that number is going to get as
Speaker 1: the as the cities descend down into madness. My friend
Speaker 1: Lauren chen I saw her. She was putting out something today.
Speaker 1: It was very sharp about the food deserts that are
Speaker 1: being created in the cities because the restaurants can't stay
Speaker 1: the restaurants. They're losing so many businesses it's not worth
Speaker 1: it to stay open. What are you going to stay
Speaker 1: open and get an employee shot? Now, obviously we are
Speaker 1: big on the you voted for this campaign and look
Speaker 1: in the mirror and own it. You voted for it,
Speaker 1: and we're not going to back off on that. But
Speaker 1: that is sad.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: Think how many people think, how many people are living
Speaker 1: a life totally different than your life or my life,
Speaker 1: And that isn't that amazing? I mean, we're not swimming
Speaker 1: in money here, but we've got food and water. We
Speaker 1: ate cheeseburgers. Today is crazy. All right, We're gonna get
Speaker 1: back to these the worst you ever screwed up at work?
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three
Speaker 1: You Tomorrow's Friday? What does that mean? I mean it's
Speaker 1: the weekends practically here, which means it's mantis X time
Speaker 1: because the weekends are for mantis X. And maybe you're
Speaker 1: sitting there saying, yes, see, I don't have time to
Speaker 1: practice with my weapon. I got the kids and the
Speaker 1: husband and the dinner and the dogs, and I have
Speaker 1: to clean up this.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: No, ten minutes. You see, MANTISX attaches to your weapon
Speaker 1: and you practice in the comfort of your home. In
Speaker 1: the comfort of your home, you don't have to leave
Speaker 1: the ac if it's raining outside. No, biggie, you're still
Speaker 1: inside going through drills and they're giving you feedback making
Speaker 1: you a better shooter. I want to make sure that's clear.
Speaker 1: It's not just target practice. You have things you need
Speaker 1: to improve on.
Speaker 7: We all do.
Speaker 1: It will make you better fast, twenty minutes, you'll be better.
Speaker 1: Why do you think the Marines use it? The Green
Speaker 1: Berets use it? What the pros us? Go to mantis
Speaker 1: x dot com and get yours today. All right, mantis
Speaker 1: x dot com. We have people retiring in this country
Speaker 1: and it's not good and your phone calls next. Is
Speaker 1: he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,
Speaker 1: And this is really ugly news about the retirements. So
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna do what all mature
Speaker 1: people do, and we're gonna push off the hard things
Speaker 1: until later and do the fun things now. Don't forget,
Speaker 1: kids always procrastinate. You never want to get on top
Speaker 1: of things immediately. You just want to push them off
Speaker 1: into the last possible minute, thus causing yourself and everyone
Speaker 1: around you more stress and strain than is necessary. Cliff
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh go.
Speaker 11: Perfect example. I may have called my director's boss an
Speaker 11: idiot for removing software ahead of time without having replacement,
Speaker 11: and then later when I told hr that they're trying
Speaker 11: to tell me something that, well, I should have called
Speaker 11: him Amron, but I was trying to be polite, And
Speaker 11: here I am a week and a half later, I'm
Speaker 11: shoot me. A couple of weeks later and I'm no
Speaker 11: longer employed.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Cliff. Are you gonna land on your feet somewhere?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 11: I just got to find some jobs, are you? But
Speaker 11: I should be able to. I'm a network engineers, old
Speaker 11: school you know, guys. But you know, in today's my
Speaker 11: first job opportunity. They wanted me to shave my beard
Speaker 11: and I'd be vaccinated, so that went down the drink,
Speaker 11: even though it was overqualified.
Speaker 1: Hey Cliff, I might have something for you, and no promises,
Speaker 1: all right, but I might have something for you. I
Speaker 1: want you to check out an organization I'm not part of,
Speaker 1: but I met with them and I'm very very impressed
Speaker 1: called new Founding new Founding. I think it's newfounding dot org.
Speaker 1: There are people. They are connecting talent with organizations that
Speaker 1: won't make you shave your beer beard and stuff poison
Speaker 1: into your arm. They are our people. Check them out
Speaker 1: new Founding.
Speaker 11: All right, well do thank you, sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: You best of luck, Brother Robert, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 6: Go.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm a general dentist, and earlier in my career I
Speaker 3: was replacing two missing teeth on a patient with a
Speaker 3: five tooth bridge, and I had several appointments involved. I
Speaker 3: got to the final step the bridge fit beautifully. When
Speaker 3: I went to cementa permanently, I accidentally caught part of
Speaker 3: a cotton roll underneath of it, which mentaged didn't seed
Speaker 3: all the way, so I had to go back and
Speaker 3: totally destroy it and start over and cost me several
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, Now let me ask you something, Robert. Why dentistry?
Speaker 1: And I'm not judging because Dennis make good money. It's
Speaker 1: a good living. But don't you have to go to
Speaker 1: school just as long as you like a heart doctor
Speaker 1: or something? Why dentistry?
Speaker 3: It took four years to learn the skills and to
Speaker 3: get the education.
Speaker 1: That's not as bad. Then I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: Dentniss make good money. They do. If you have any
Speaker 1: flying to do, I'll get back to these in a second.
Speaker 1: You might want to go ahead and knock that out. Now,
Speaker 1: a tsunami of commercial airline pilots retiring is coming. How
Speaker 1: bad is it? More than forty percent of the current
Speaker 1: pilots or now I'm sorry, more than fifty percent are
Speaker 1: going to be forced to retire within fifteen years. Now,
Speaker 1: that alone is bad enough. Maybe you're sitting there thinking, good,
Speaker 1: they're getting old, get rid of them. You can't have
Speaker 1: some old blind pilots. And I would normally agree with you.
Speaker 1: But have you have you happened to peruse the advertising
Speaker 1: for the different airlines now and what they're looking for?
Speaker 1: Are they bragging on all these advertising? Hey, come fly
Speaker 1: with United, come fly with Delta? Are they bragging about
Speaker 1: the quality the pilot they're bringing in. Hey, we got
Speaker 1: the best pilots here, the most rigorous training. You'll be
Speaker 1: the safest you've ever been. Now, as all the old
Speaker 1: pilots are retiring, the various airlines are bragging about how
Speaker 1: diverse all the new cockpits are going to be. Look,
Speaker 1: we got a first women who the first all black
Speaker 1: Crewoo was that exciting? Actually, I find the most exciting
Speaker 1: part of flying is not dying. I've always really enjoyed
Speaker 1: that part of flying.
Speaker 2: But it is what it is.
Speaker 7: Johnny Jersey go, I'm a pure talk guys to send
Speaker 7: them thirty odd six down range. Yes, sir, I've been
Speaker 7: driving trucks of one sort or another for over forty
Speaker 7: plus years. One time, about thirty years ago, I was
Speaker 7: in the cab at my truck getting loaded, and the
Speaker 7: form and dispatcher waved me out of and the forklift
Speaker 7: push half on half off the tail of my truckply.
Speaker 7: I heard a loud crash, and I get out of
Speaker 7: my truck and I saw the forklift. Those diys into
Speaker 7: the pavement forks were mangled. Luckily, the forklift operator was
Speaker 7: off and no one got hurt except the forklift and
Speaker 7: a little bit of a concrete slab.
Speaker 1: Those forklifts, i've very very briefly. I don't want to
Speaker 1: act like I'm any kind of skilled with it or
Speaker 1: anything like that, but I have run a forklift briefly
Speaker 1: a couple times. Those things are actually dangerous. You can
Speaker 1: flip a forklift real easy, real real easy. You know
Speaker 1: what it takes to drive a forklift around for a
Speaker 1: living Chris testosterone, That's what Chris, That's what it takes.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know that I
Speaker 1: consider running a heavy equipment or doing any of these
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Speaker 1: works around all this stuff, or I guess they have
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Speaker 13: My client wants to come forward to Congress. He's ready
Speaker 13: to be questioned about what he knows and what he
Speaker 13: experienced under the proper legal protections.
Speaker 12: Attorney Mark Ladle's client is a supervisory special agent at
Speaker 12: the IRS who's prepared to tell Congress the investigation he's
Speaker 12: been working on has been hampered by what he thinks
Speaker 12: is special treatment.
Speaker 13: Typical steps a law enforcement investigator would take were compromised
Speaker 13: because of political considerations.
Speaker 12: Can you identify him? I can't at this stage, Jim,
Speaker 12: But CBS News has learned the investigation the whistleblower worked
Speaker 12: on is about Hunter Biden.
Speaker 14: What we're doing is is being completely cooperative.
Speaker 1: That was Biden.
Speaker 12: Two years ago, after the DOJ opened an investigation into
Speaker 12: his finances, the FBI collected what it believed was sufficient
Speaker 12: evidence to charge Biden with tax crimes, and last year
Speaker 12: sent its findings to the US Attorney in Delaware.
Speaker 1: Since then, silence. Why can't your client.
Speaker 12: Talk to us directly at this point?
Speaker 13: There are laws that provide protection to whistleblowers.
Speaker 1: And he has to navigate that.
Speaker 12: Today, Leto sent this letter to Congress claiming his client
Speaker 12: could provide information that would contradict sworn testimony by a
Speaker 12: senior political appointee.
Speaker 15: I have promised to ensure that he's able to carry
Speaker 15: out his investigation.
Speaker 12: CBS News has learned that was Attorney General Merrick.
Speaker 1: Garlan uh Oh. I think they're gonna use Hunter to
Speaker 1: run Joe out of the White House, all right. For
Speaker 1: some reason, the most horrific workplace screw ups have been
Speaker 1: saved till the end. There's like five or six of
Speaker 1: these that have me cringing already. You ready, buckle up,
Speaker 1: It's gonna be good. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show
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Speaker 2: Now just.
Speaker 1: Really quickly, Joe Biden.
Speaker 16: And by the way, anybody doesn't think we have global warming,
Speaker 16: hang out with me. Man travel with every major fire
Speaker 16: I've been to.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 15: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: He's just that's part of the reason he's gone. He's
Speaker 1: the worst spokesman for everything. Okay, I'm actually cringing about
Speaker 1: these now because lots of these have been lighthearted and
Speaker 1: funny and apparently it's gonna get worse, but also funny.
Speaker 1: Jake and Michigan. What's the worst you ever screwed up
Speaker 1: at work?
Speaker 9: Bud, Jesse Kelly, the Man with the Hour, the Man
Speaker 9: at the Hour, and the man with the power, the
Speaker 9: man it's too sweet to be sour.
Speaker 8: Here's what I did.
Speaker 9: It was my very first job and I was cutting
Speaker 9: cutting bags, plastic bags and a bag making factory. The
Speaker 9: guy on the other side of the belt said, here's
Speaker 9: the most important thing. Are your fingers, brother, So the
Speaker 9: bags come down the belt and the heat it was
Speaker 9: a heat cut machine. The blade would come down seal
Speaker 9: the bag. As we're going through. We need a catch word.
Speaker 9: The word was go. So we're talking regular conversation. He
Speaker 9: says the word go in the middle of his sentence.
Speaker 9: So I pushed the button and the and the blade
Speaker 9: comes down and I cut his finger off at the
Speaker 9: at the knuckle. And I was freaking out, just freaking out.
Speaker 1: My gosh, well, now hold on, and it does that
Speaker 1: sounds like his fault. He said the word go, did
Speaker 1: he not? And you just said what he said, go.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to press the button.
Speaker 9: That's that's correct. And I did and there was no
Speaker 9: catch on the blade. So the it came down and
Speaker 9: it corterized his finger at the knuckle.
Speaker 2: But I felt so bad.
Speaker 9: I felt awful, absolutely awful.
Speaker 1: You know, at least it caught her eyed too. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't beat yourself up. Well he's got he's got nine
Speaker 1: other fingers. Let's not stress about one little half of
Speaker 1: one gauge in Washington.
Speaker 15: Go all right, So about five years ago, I was
Speaker 15: working in a sawmill. I was trying to be a
Speaker 15: forklif driver. And we stationed all our bunks next to
Speaker 15: the railroad and there was a railcar there. So I
Speaker 15: put the bunks about six inches off of the railcar.
Speaker 15: Nobody thought it was important to tell me that a
Speaker 15: caboose is about twelve inches wider on each side. And
Speaker 15: so Dacia came by and the caboose blew up around
Speaker 15: thirty bunks, which has about ten thousand boards, turned them
Speaker 15: all to two six O.
Speaker 8: Whoop, she's no.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 1: Craig and Atlanta go.
Speaker 14: So I do heat and air. Twenty one years ago,
Speaker 14: I move up here to the Atlanta area. Three months
Speaker 14: at the job, my new job up here, I got
Speaker 14: my torches out and sold her in the copper lines.
Speaker 14: They got so hot they caught the two by fours
Speaker 14: inside this customer's house on fire, and smoke's coming out
Speaker 14: from up two stories out. We couldn't find a hose.
Speaker 14: Fire departm it shows up totally, rips all the siding
Speaker 14: off this lady's house, and uh was due for my
Speaker 14: three month review. Little did I know they had already
Speaker 14: given me a dollar raise. Oh no, I ended up
Speaker 14: working there for eleven years.
Speaker 1: I can't tack in Colorado, go.
Speaker 16: So this was twenty some years ago. Worked for an
Speaker 16: equipment manufacturer. We sold equipment to semiconductor fabs all over
Speaker 16: the world, and this in particular, one of the biggest
Speaker 16: semiconductor manufacturer Computer Manufacturers happened to be their branch in France.
Speaker 16: Was called our emailing complaining about a machine we sold.
Speaker 16: And all I could think was, you know, writing this
Speaker 16: quick email, trying to explain to them, we have hundreds,
Speaker 16: if not thousands of the sheet these machines all over
Speaker 16: the world. Your people must be you know, I didn't
Speaker 16: come out and say it, but apparently your people must
Speaker 16: be idiots because no one else is having these issues. Well,
Speaker 16: I did it as nice as I could. Go to
Speaker 16: sign the email. This is back in the day before
Speaker 16: outlook hats signatures that stuff. And I meant to type
Speaker 16: regards and then my name. What I actually substituted was
Speaker 16: a T for the G in regards and a.
Speaker 8: Set of a comma.
Speaker 16: On the regards, I put an exclamation point. Now hold
Speaker 16: on a second, because it gets a little better. This
Speaker 16: was back you know, before you had these big address
Speaker 16: books and everything, and you hand typed in a lot
Speaker 16: of email addresses. Well, I switched two letters in an
Speaker 16: email address to some fairly high ups at this company. Well,
Speaker 16: the two letters I switched actually ended up getting that
Speaker 16: email to the CEO of this corporation and all hell
Speaker 16: broke loose.
Speaker 14: I ten minutes after I sent it, I.
Speaker 16: Could hear the Vice President, my boss, sitting in his
Speaker 16: office getting a phone call. And all I could and
Speaker 16: luckily he had such a great sense of humor. All
Speaker 16: he could say was I hear him on the phone saying, really,
Speaker 16: you're just lucky he didn't call you.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I'm did all right? Quit focus? Talk about
Speaker 1: something for a second, and I talk about the Rear Admiral.
Speaker 17: Of both profound challenge and historic opportunity for US transportation.
Speaker 17: On one hand, our transportation systems are still grappling with
Speaker 17: the consequences of the pandemic, climate change and decades of disinvestment.
Speaker 1: Think about this for the Rear Admiral, think about this.
Speaker 1: We'll get back to those in a second. You get
Speaker 1: elevated to Transportation secretary as a reward for dropping out
Speaker 1: of the race and backing Joe Biden. Everyone knows what
Speaker 1: the deal is, and you want to run for president again,
Speaker 1: and you get Transportation secretary. Keep in mind, Transportation secretary
Speaker 1: is widely known as one of the cushiest gigs. Everyone
Speaker 1: knows it. What do you even do is transferation secretary.
Speaker 1: If you're head of the EPA, granted the EPA shouldn't
Speaker 1: even exist, you actually do have all kinds of different
Speaker 1: responsibilities and everything. What does transportation secretary do?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: And since he's uniquely qualified to do nothing, they thought, well,
Speaker 1: this is the perfect guy for the job. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: is there anyone else who could probably do a train better. No,
Speaker 1: so let's just give it to him. And then all
Speaker 1: the trains start running off the tracks, and we have
Speaker 1: all these airline industries that are going downhill, and it's
Speaker 1: all happening on his watch. Only when you're the rear admiral,
Speaker 1: you don't have any life skills, you don't have any experience,
Speaker 1: and you certainly did never think you were going to
Speaker 1: have to work or deal with any of this other stuff.
Speaker 1: So when you get called on all your failures, all
Speaker 1: you're left with is blaming the pandemic and climate change of.
Speaker 17: Both profound challenge and historic opportunity for US transportation. On
Speaker 17: one hand, our transportation systems are still grappling with the
Speaker 17: consequences of the pandemic, climate change, and decades of disinvestment.
Speaker 18: M m all right.
Speaker 1: California bill aims to make it illegal to criticize teachers
Speaker 1: for instructing engender ideology. Make it illegal. This is something
Speaker 1: that we and I'll get back to the calls in
Speaker 1: a minute. That's something we've tried to bring home and
Speaker 1: again and again and again to you is how much
Speaker 1: worse it's going to get in the Blue States because
Speaker 1: there's just no check now on Democrats now that during
Speaker 1: Obama's term, remember we dumped all the rest of the
Speaker 1: moderates because Obama costs Democrats so many seats. So who
Speaker 1: was left here? We shed all the moderates and now
Speaker 1: it's just the full blown communists are left. And now
Speaker 1: that's all the Democratic Party is. They're just all communists now.
Speaker 1: And so there's nobody in places like California to step
Speaker 1: up and say, uh no, what that's insane. They're all
Speaker 1: insane at the highest levels. They're all insane. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: rocky times ahead for the Blue States. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna knock out the rest of these worst shoe ever
Speaker 1: screwed up at work calls, and then we're gonna do
Speaker 1: headlines that didn't get to and then we're gonna check
Speaker 1: out here because tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday and I'm
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Super Excited for a couple things. One
Speaker 1: will finish up the calls. Two headlines. I didn't get
Speaker 1: to three the Dome cookbook Cooking with Dome.
Speaker 19: And I actually it is part of my one day
Speaker 19: I'm going to write a cookbook, but I do. I've
Speaker 19: started to actually write my recipes because the kids, my
Speaker 19: husband will always say, why don't you write down your recipes?
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever said that to Dome. Nobody's ever said that
Speaker 1: to Dome ever at all. It's all right, this nutball
Speaker 1: communist Representative Jay Powell, Jaya Powell, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't speak whatever that is.
Speaker 10: This country needs immigrants to survive. Immigrants pick the food
Speaker 10: we eat, rebuild our communities after climate disasters, help construct
Speaker 10: our infrastructure, power our small business economy, clean our homes,
Speaker 10: and look after the most precious in our families, our children,
Speaker 10: and our elders.
Speaker 1: I love this lady. Hey, who's gonna work construction and
Speaker 1: clean up all this mess? If we don't get get
Speaker 1: the immigrants out of here. These people don't forget Tomorrow's
Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday gets your questions emailed in
Speaker 1: now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's wrap
Speaker 1: this up. The worst you ever screwed up at work?
Speaker 1: Marcus Colorado, Go.
Speaker 8: Jesse. I was a twenty year old school guy graduate
Speaker 8: going to school and took a great job as a
Speaker 8: two chef in a restaurant, and two three weeks later
Speaker 8: this year, I.
Speaker 1: Can't hear his phones messing up. Mike Mississippi.
Speaker 18: Go Yes, sir. Since I'm a full grown man, I've
Speaker 18: been going to work every day since I was twelve
Speaker 18: years old. I got plenty of these stories, but I
Speaker 18: tell you my favorite one is that I don't pay
Speaker 18: much attention to safety rooms. And I was working on
Speaker 18: a dock loading and delivering furniture, and file cabinets were
Speaker 18: office fly and I've been told several times to never
Speaker 18: deliver what they call fire files by myself. Firefile is
Speaker 18: basically a file cabinet that's lined with concrete. They weigh
Speaker 18: three hundred and fifty, some of them way up to
Speaker 18: five hundred. Town So we got this file cabinet sitting
Speaker 18: on my docks. It's Friday. I tell everybody in the
Speaker 18: place get back early on Friday afternoon because we got
Speaker 18: to get this thing out of here. Four thirty runs around.
Speaker 18: Nobody's there I get a call from the client. They
Speaker 18: want their file cabinet. I throw it in the back
Speaker 18: of the truck because it's easy to load. The trick
Speaker 18: is to unload it. I get to the client, I
Speaker 18: walk around to the pretty lady up front. I said,
Speaker 18: where do you want? She tells me exactly where. I
Speaker 18: clear out of space. Everything was gonna go. I say,
Speaker 18: I'd be right back when the cabinet. I go to
Speaker 18: the back of the truck. I let the tailgate down
Speaker 18: so it's at an angle. You know, you get us
Speaker 18: to snap off for the weight of these things, and
Speaker 18: I ease it's already strapped to a dollie. All I
Speaker 18: gotta do is eat it down to the ground, stand
Speaker 18: it up, and then go inside with it. I ease
Speaker 18: this over to the edge of the pickup truck, and
Speaker 18: that baby takes off with me on it. I wake
Speaker 18: up in the parking lot, still attached to it, bloody everywhere,
Speaker 18: no shirt on. I don't know what happened to my shirt.
Speaker 18: I put that baby. I go in the cabinet drug
Speaker 18: I found the paper tail and light myself off. Get
Speaker 18: the blood off the cabinet, take it in there and
Speaker 18: put it in place and the lady looks at me like,
Speaker 18: did you get in a fighter.
Speaker 1: On Lucky You didn't kill him?
Speaker 7: Kid?
Speaker 1: That reminds me of that story of me and the
Speaker 1: bloody elevator when I scared those poor people in Disney World.
Speaker 1: You remember that story, Chris, you don't remember that story.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I don't think I have time tonight,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I will tell that story in
Speaker 1: the first hour of tomorrow's show. If Chris reminds me.
Speaker 1: If I forget, you can email Chris and yell at him.
Speaker 1: If Chris reminds me, I will tell that story of
Speaker 1: scaring the daylights out of that poor young couple in
Speaker 1: the elevator when I was all bloody. All right, before
Speaker 1: we get the headlines, do this. Let's remember we are
Speaker 1: supporting Tunnel to Towers now and always on this show.
Speaker 1: Because cop gets ambushed and dies, we feel sorry for
Speaker 1: the family for a day, and then we forget about them.
Speaker 1: But the family doesn't forget the gold Star families. I
Speaker 1: know you care about them. I care about them, but
Speaker 1: we forget about the individual cases. We need Tunnel to
Speaker 1: Towers to be out there, not forgetting on our behalf
Speaker 1: caring for these families doing what we're commanded to do,
Speaker 1: caring for widows and orphans. Support tunnel to towers, help
Speaker 1: them care for widows and orphans. They're building an entire
Speaker 1: community for widows and orphans down in Florida so they
Speaker 1: can come together and live together. It's a wonderful man.
Speaker 1: Eleven bucks a month is what they ask for. T
Speaker 1: the number two T dot org. All right, T two
Speaker 1: T dot org. All right, now it's time and now
Speaker 1: here's a headline. But you know, you know the thing headlines.
Speaker 1: We didn't get to Florida band's instruction on gender identity
Speaker 1: and sexual orientation and K through twelve classrooms. So while
Speaker 1: California is aiming to make it illegal to criticize teachers,
Speaker 1: Florida is banning teachers from discussing these things with your child. Again,
Speaker 1: you're watching the red and blue states race in opposite directions.
Speaker 1: In what's wild is this is just the beginning of that.
Speaker 1: Think what that looks like. Think about the bills California
Speaker 1: will be passing ten years from now versus the bill's
Speaker 1: a red state will be passing ten years from now.
Speaker 1: Telling you McCarthy aid and best friend lobbies for bud light.
Speaker 1: Starting to understand now why the GOP told you to
Speaker 1: stand down when we finally had an American corporation on
Speaker 1: its knees for this endless rainbow activism. Senate report proposes
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen pandemic spurred by two separate lab leaks. Oh
Speaker 1: that's weird. It looks like the conspiracy theorists were right again.
Speaker 1: Undercover video reveals Indiana schools hiding critical race theory curriculum
Speaker 1: from your parents. We play this audio for you earlier
Speaker 1: a reminder to you in your red area you still
Speaker 1: have communist nutballs on your school board and teaching your children.
Speaker 1: We must take these positions of power back. New York
Speaker 1: Appeals Court halts first subpoena in House judiciary committees Trump
Speaker 1: prosecution inquiry. Yeah, it's going to be a war between
Speaker 1: the House in New York. And remember the House is
Speaker 1: not going to be able to save Trump.
Speaker 18: They're not.
Speaker 1: This is the future if we don't get some red
Speaker 1: state das doing it back to them. This is this
Speaker 1: is where we're going. TikTok TikTok. Lobbyists visited White House
Speaker 1: at least forty times in the past year. Look, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the solution is because you can't ever
Speaker 1: get money out of politics, and you should be able
Speaker 1: to spend money to lobby but that this country constantly
Speaker 1: does things against the will of the people and for
Speaker 1: the will of the lobbyists is not a good thing
Speaker 1: for the country. Pro DeSantis pac makes hires in Iowa,
Speaker 1: New Hampshire, and South Carolina. Huh. I think about all
Speaker 1: those times I've told people he's running, and he's been
Speaker 1: running for a long time, And I think about all
Speaker 1: the emails and phone calls I get telling me he
Speaker 1: hasn't even declared yet. What are you talking about, Jesse.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he's gonna run. Jesse's gonna be
Speaker 1: Trump VP. When I tell you I think something, that's
Speaker 1: me thinking it. When I tell you, I know, it's
Speaker 1: because I know he's running for president all right, has been.
Speaker 1: He's smartly staying out as long as he possibly can.
Speaker 1: He's running for president. You you don't have to run
Speaker 1: for president. All you have to do is email your
Speaker 1: questions for tomorrow. You're asking me anything, questions for doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, Email them into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly sho dot com. We will have
Speaker 1: a blast tomorrow. You ready. That's all