WEBVTT - Hour 3: Worst Work Screw-Ups 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:16.760 This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Someone poop in someone's yard. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:18.560 We'll get to that in a second. It is the 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:22.640 Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. What, Chris, 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:27.640 I'm sorry. I'm bringing you the news. It's journalist Jesse. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:29.479 There's just no one better. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:30.360 We love Jesse. 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:34.239 Boston marathon runner caught pooping in a stranger's yard in 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:39.879 a doorbell video. Now, I'll be honest with you. I've 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.280 been wrestling with this for a couple hours now, everything 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.920 since I saw it, it's been on my mind, Chris. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.720 I know I can't run one. Chris, did I say 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.599 I was gonna run one? You know what I'll do. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.720 I'll cheat. I have no problem cheating. I would just 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.760 catch a ride with somebody. Yeah, yeah, no, I'd have it. Look, 0:00:56.800 --> 0:01:00.640 I'm a wheelman. I'll have my crew wait for me 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.280 to speed me around and I'll finish it in record time. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.600 I can't believe I did this without sweating. Anyway, Back 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.600 to this, back to this whole thing. I've been wrestling 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:12.479 with this for a while. Is there really a bad 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:13.000 guy here? 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:14.280 Now? 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.160 Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. You're 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:22.600 running a marathon twenty six miles. This is just one 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.319 of these things. The wife did this one time, she 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:28.480 trained and ran a half marathon in Washington, DC. Now, 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.319 this thankfully never happened to her. But apparently this is 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.920 something that happens to these freaks who love to run 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:39.360 long distance. Every now and then, it's coming. It's something 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:44.080 going on in your body and it's coming. So what's 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:49.400 he supposed to do. He's got to go. It's not like. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.280 It's not like you pooped on your front porch. It's 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:56.160 not ideal. I realize now. I understand the homeowner coming 0:01:56.160 --> 0:02:01.360 out and confronting the runner about the poop. But I 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.560 don't think we have a bad guy here. I don't 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.280 think we have a bad guy. You know what you 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.480 do if you're a runner, you go back to the 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:11.560 house with the plastic bag at a twenty and just say, hey, man, 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:15.120 I'm sorry, look, I'm sorry. That's I did what I 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.760 had to do. Anyway, I think we should probably move 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.560 on to some other stuff, because we have some funny 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.120 phone calls. We'll get to you. I just that's been 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:21.720 on my mind. I'd like to talk about what's on 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.600 my mind. Trump went on truth social and tried to 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.359 fire a shot across the bow at heavy d ron. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.239 De Santis is a young man who is not doing 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:34.280 well against me in the polls. To put it mildly, 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.760 I believe that if he decides to run for president, 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.520 which will only hurt and somewhat divide the Republican Party, 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.680 which we don't need, he will lose the cherished and 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:48.600 massive MAGA vote and never be able to successfully run 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:52.200 for office again. I believe that if he remains governor, 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.520 which is what Florida voters assumed he would do, it 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:57.160 would be a whole different story. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:04.000 Just saying, but who knows, Okay. I think a lot 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:07.880 of people, some people who don't like Trump now, they've 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:15.040 complained about him blasting DeSantis so often. One that's primary 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:20.920 to keep in mind, he's very worried. He's obviously worried 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:24.200 about DeSantis getting in. There's the reason he hasn't blasted 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.120 Nicky Haley or Tim Scott or any of these other 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:31.040 people who are getting He hasn't blasted that vivic guy 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.080 Remedy or whatever his name is. He hasn't blasted him either, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:40.040 because those people aren't significant. DeSantis is significant, and somebody, 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.839 somebody Donald Trump's gonna have to deal with and he's 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.920 trying to do something, and I actually supported. I think 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.960 it's very smart. I think it's smart as far as 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:52.040 campaign strategy goes. He's trying to blast him so hard 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:56.040 now to keep him out, because once he's in, he's in. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.640 He's not getting out. You blast him both barrels now 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:04.320 as hard as you can trying to keep him out. Now, 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.280 you can take that too far. And by too far, 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.440 I don't mean too far as and you've been too mean, 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:15.000 as in you're looking a little desperate to keep him out. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.919 If you talk about him all the time, it looks 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.520 like you're nervous instead of the front runner. But I 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.000 get what he's doing. Again, it's nothing. I think i'd 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.159 stress over whatever. I want to know about you and 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.279 your screw ups. The worst you've ever screwed up at work, 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.960 Richard in Portland, go Dick, Hey. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:38.039 I was upstairs in the bacuum where I worked, and 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.640 I was in the old comode taking a number two 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:46.200 and I'm sitting there just you know, thinking or whatever, 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:50.640 and then the power goes out. Oh it's black, I 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:55.160 mean the entire so I thought, God, I got to 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:58.520 get out of here. So I flushed the toilet and 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:02.679 then you know that familiar toilet flushing sound you always 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:04.640 listen for when you flush the toilet. 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:08.840 Yep, it wasn't there. And the water came up over 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.400 the side, and I had an ocean with one whale 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:17.920 in it and nothing nowhere to go, no light, no broom, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:26.039 no no nothing. And and I did get it cleaned up. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:32.479 But I've never actually told anyone that story, so you're 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:36.880 the first one. So congratulations. 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:40.880 I'm glad you chose to share that story with everyone. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:47.080 All of a sudden. That was awesome. But you guys 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:51.880 make me laugh. I'm crying, Cindy and Wisconsin Wisconsin Coast, Cindy. 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:53.800 I'm sorry. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:06:01.359 Dick is money hera yes, ma'am, a bad one, you 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.120 know what I mean. It's like, wow, okay, do we 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.760 want to be here? Okay? So in short, growing up 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:12.640 in my family's circuit board business, so we smelted metal, okay, 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.880 and I worked. I've never worked in the offices when 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.279 I was a kid, So I'm like now fifteen or so, 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.840 and I'm actually working out in the board shop and 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:25.120 and one of the board runs through the the ovens 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:28.760 and it catches on fire. Now there's a twenty three 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:32.160 of women there working, young women working for me. I'm fifteen. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:33.080 What I do. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:36.159 I go grab the fire extinguisher to put it out. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.119 The flags of shooting everywhere, and of course she gets 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.320 stuff in her eyes and then she's on her way 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:45.120 to the hostel. And I understand my family relatively poor 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:49.359 at this point, and to be up anyway, is this 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.480 a big mess? So I'm sitting outside, I'm back crying, 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.359 and my dad's co workers, who all I've grown up with, 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:58.720 knowing all of them be I was a little kid, 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.600 Dan asked. He's like, well, Send, why didn't you use 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:08.360 the the stick? And here's a running down my face 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.880 because everything had to be completely aired out. I was 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.440 just see we didn't have much money. This is early eighties. 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.680 And and I said with stick. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:18.360 He said, you know the. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.680 Stick hanging outside of the reef loven And I said 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:25.560 that thing? He said, yeah, that list sport to push 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.440 boards through the catch off firry just push him into 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:28.880 the water. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:29.600 Oh. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.840 And then I started crying even harder because I had 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:38.120 no nobody ever told me that. And back in his buddies, 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.040 the guys that I had grown up again older men. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:47.119 Oh my god, I said they were piers. Here's nobody 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.440 ever told me that was with the with the stick? 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:56.760 Was Brian Connecticut? 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.640 Go, hey, how you doing? 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.520 Look at up to follow first time caller. I was 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.840 my younger days. I was an assistant green screenkeeper at 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.920 a reputable country club, and I was driving my Cushman 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:12.240 around before the first round went out and spilled gasoline 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.640 in the back. It was a full tank of gas 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.680 and I had no idea, so I essentially drove and 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:22.080 burned a perfect strength round line three eighteen holes of 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:22.520 the country. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:25.240 They fired me. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.040 That's a pretty fright. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:32.240 That's pretty good. Oh gosh, look, what are we gonna do? 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.040 Do you want to talk about the fact Americans are 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.280 lacking food and water? Or should we go back to 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:41.960 these because I have a headline. Jeez, that's an unbelievab number. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.240 Thirty three point eight million adults in the US lacked 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:48.480 dependable access to food and water. That's in twenty twenty one. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.760 We are hurting in some parts of this country. Huh, 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.080 thirty three point eight million. That's ten percent of the country. 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.600 Ten percent of the country doesn't have the will access 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.800 to food and water. Now Think about this, Think about 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.839 how much worse that number is going to get as 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:13.600 the as the cities descend down into madness. My friend 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.080 Lauren chen I saw her. She was putting out something today. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:20.880 It was very sharp about the food deserts that are 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:25.160 being created in the cities because the restaurants can't stay 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:30.080 the restaurants. They're losing so many businesses it's not worth 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:31.439 it to stay open. What are you going to stay 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:35.560 open and get an employee shot? Now, obviously we are 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.839 big on the you voted for this campaign and look 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.559 in the mirror and own it. You voted for it, 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.079 and we're not going to back off on that. But 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:43.520 that is sad. 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:43.839 Man. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:47.840 Think how many people think, how many people are living 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.280 a life totally different than your life or my life, 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.360 And that isn't that amazing? I mean, we're not swimming 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.319 in money here, but we've got food and water. We 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.920 ate cheeseburgers. Today is crazy. All right, We're gonna get 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.960 back to these the worst you ever screwed up at work? 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:08.240 Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:12.160 You Tomorrow's Friday? What does that mean? I mean it's 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:16.400 the weekends practically here, which means it's mantis X time 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:20.320 because the weekends are for mantis X. And maybe you're 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.120 sitting there saying, yes, see, I don't have time to 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.319 practice with my weapon. I got the kids and the 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.480 husband and the dinner and the dogs, and I have 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:27.280 to clean up this. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:27.920 No. 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:32.800 No, ten minutes. You see, MANTISX attaches to your weapon 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.719 and you practice in the comfort of your home. In 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.200 the comfort of your home, you don't have to leave 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.760 the ac if it's raining outside. No, biggie, you're still 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:45.520 inside going through drills and they're giving you feedback making 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.800 you a better shooter. I want to make sure that's clear. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.840 It's not just target practice. You have things you need 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:51.360 to improve on. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:51.880 We all do. 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.280 It will make you better fast, twenty minutes, you'll be better. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:58.680 Why do you think the Marines use it? The Green 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.360 Berets use it? What the pros us? Go to mantis 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.800 x dot com and get yours today. All right, mantis 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:10.160 x dot com. We have people retiring in this country 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:14.199 and it's not good and your phone calls next. Is 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.599 he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:18.720 Yeah? 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:25.960 The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.199 And this is really ugly news about the retirements. So 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.840 what we're gonna do. We're gonna do what all mature 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:35.319 people do, and we're gonna push off the hard things 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:39.760 until later and do the fun things now. Don't forget, 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:44.120 kids always procrastinate. You never want to get on top 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.360 of things immediately. You just want to push them off 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.959 into the last possible minute, thus causing yourself and everyone 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:54.000 around you more stress and strain than is necessary. Cliff 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:55.160 Pittsburgh go. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:01.120 Perfect example. I may have called my director's boss an 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:04.880 idiot for removing software ahead of time without having replacement, 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.160 and then later when I told hr that they're trying 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.920 to tell me something that, well, I should have called 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.280 him Amron, but I was trying to be polite, And 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.560 here I am a week and a half later, I'm 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:15.959 shoot me. A couple of weeks later and I'm no 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:17.040 longer employed. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.920 I'm sorry, Cliff. Are you gonna land on your feet somewhere? 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:22.520 Oh? 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.880 I just got to find some jobs, are you? But 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.079 I should be able to. I'm a network engineers, old 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:30.000 school you know, guys. But you know, in today's my 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.760 first job opportunity. They wanted me to shave my beard 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.960 and I'd be vaccinated, so that went down the drink, 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.400 even though it was overqualified. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:38.959 Hey Cliff, I might have something for you, and no promises, 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.880 all right, but I might have something for you. I 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:44.160 want you to check out an organization I'm not part of, 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.640 but I met with them and I'm very very impressed 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:52.600 called new Founding new Founding. I think it's newfounding dot org. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:58.480 There are people. They are connecting talent with organizations that 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.600 won't make you shave your beer beard and stuff poison 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.559 into your arm. They are our people. Check them out 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:05.200 new Founding. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:08.120 All right, well do thank you, sir, appreciate it. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:12.560 You best of luck, Brother Robert, Pennsylvania. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:12.719 Go. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:15.080 Yeah. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.599 I'm a general dentist, and earlier in my career I 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.760 was replacing two missing teeth on a patient with a 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:24.280 five tooth bridge, and I had several appointments involved. I 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.439 got to the final step the bridge fit beautifully. When 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.240 I went to cementa permanently, I accidentally caught part of 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.880 a cotton roll underneath of it, which mentaged didn't seed 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.120 all the way, so I had to go back and 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.199 totally destroy it and start over and cost me several 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:39.079 thousand dollars. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:45.400 Hmmm, Now let me ask you something, Robert. Why dentistry? 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.600 And I'm not judging because Dennis make good money. It's 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:50.000 a good living. But don't you have to go to 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.319 school just as long as you like a heart doctor 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.520 or something? Why dentistry? 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.040 It took four years to learn the skills and to 0:13:58.080 --> 0:13:58.840 get the education. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.000 That's not as bad. Then I get it. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:02.640 I get it. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:07.199 Dentniss make good money. They do. If you have any 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:09.199 flying to do, I'll get back to these in a second. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.679 You might want to go ahead and knock that out. Now, 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:19.600 a tsunami of commercial airline pilots retiring is coming. How 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:25.440 bad is it? More than forty percent of the current 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:29.360 pilots or now I'm sorry, more than fifty percent are 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:33.800 going to be forced to retire within fifteen years. Now, 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.480 that alone is bad enough. Maybe you're sitting there thinking, good, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.600 they're getting old, get rid of them. You can't have 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:42.280 some old blind pilots. And I would normally agree with you. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:48.120 But have you have you happened to peruse the advertising 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.960 for the different airlines now and what they're looking for? 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.720 Are they bragging on all these advertising? Hey, come fly 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:59.200 with United, come fly with Delta? Are they bragging about 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:02.400 the quality the pilot they're bringing in. Hey, we got 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.880 the best pilots here, the most rigorous training. You'll be 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:10.560 the safest you've ever been. Now, as all the old 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:17.800 pilots are retiring, the various airlines are bragging about how 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:21.880 diverse all the new cockpits are going to be. Look, 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:25.000 we got a first women who the first all black 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:29.400 Crewoo was that exciting? Actually, I find the most exciting 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:32.920 part of flying is not dying. I've always really enjoyed 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:33.840 that part of flying. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.480 But it is what it is. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:42.440 Johnny Jersey go, I'm a pure talk guys to send 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:49.800 them thirty odd six down range. Yes, sir, I've been 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.400 driving trucks of one sort or another for over forty 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.440 plus years. One time, about thirty years ago, I was 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.960 in the cab at my truck getting loaded, and the 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:01.840 form and dispatcher waved me out of and the forklift 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:05.400 push half on half off the tail of my truckply. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.600 I heard a loud crash, and I get out of 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:12.040 my truck and I saw the forklift. Those diys into 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:16.240 the pavement forks were mangled. Luckily, the forklift operator was 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:19.520 off and no one got hurt except the forklift and 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.440 a little bit of a concrete slab. 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:26.440 Those forklifts, i've very very briefly. I don't want to 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.560 act like I'm any kind of skilled with it or 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.040 anything like that, but I have run a forklift briefly 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:35.160 a couple times. Those things are actually dangerous. You can 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:39.400 flip a forklift real easy, real real easy. You know 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.280 what it takes to drive a forklift around for a 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:46.160 living Chris testosterone, That's what Chris, That's what it takes. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.560 I don't even know. 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Go to choq dot com and get a subscription. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.320 Subscriptions are thirty five percent off of the promo code Jesse, 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.800 so that's significant. Don't lose out on those savings. Chalk 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:38.040 dot com promo code Jesse. This seems like a big deal. 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:40.920 My client wants to come forward to Congress. He's ready 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.040 to be questioned about what he knows and what he 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.879 experienced under the proper legal protections. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:50.040 Attorney Mark Ladle's client is a supervisory special agent at 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:54.160 the IRS who's prepared to tell Congress the investigation he's 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:57.119 been working on has been hampered by what he thinks 0:17:57.240 --> 0:17:58.240 is special treatment. 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:04.000 Typical steps a law enforcement investigator would take were compromised 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.360 because of political considerations. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:09.880 Can you identify him? I can't at this stage, Jim, 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.960 But CBS News has learned the investigation the whistleblower worked 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:15.919 on is about Hunter Biden. 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:18.640 What we're doing is is being completely cooperative. 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:19.760 That was Biden. 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:23.640 Two years ago, after the DOJ opened an investigation into 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:28.000 his finances, the FBI collected what it believed was sufficient 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:31.840 evidence to charge Biden with tax crimes, and last year 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.640 sent its findings to the US Attorney in Delaware. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.960 Since then, silence. Why can't your client. 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:40.560 Talk to us directly at this point? 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:44.840 There are laws that provide protection to whistleblowers. 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:45.760 And he has to navigate that. 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:49.960 Today, Leto sent this letter to Congress claiming his client 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:54.520 could provide information that would contradict sworn testimony by a 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.120 senior political appointee. 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.200 I have promised to ensure that he's able to carry 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:00.679 out his investigation. 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:04.399 CBS News has learned that was Attorney General Merrick. 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:09.399 Garlan uh Oh. I think they're gonna use Hunter to 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.680 run Joe out of the White House, all right. For 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:16.120 some reason, the most horrific workplace screw ups have been 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:18.560 saved till the end. There's like five or six of 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:21.840 these that have me cringing already. You ready, buckle up, 0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:24.880 It's gonna be good. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:30.320 on air and online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:33.720 is the Jesse Kelly Show. And I can't wait for 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:35.920 this day to be over. So we have a better 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:41.639 musical selection from now on. And don't forget tomorrow is 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:45.320 an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Do not wait till tomorrow. 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:49.080 All three hours are you and your questions email them 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:54.040 into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, Jesse 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.680 at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:58.080 Now just. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.359 Really quickly, Joe Biden. 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:04.560 And by the way, anybody doesn't think we have global warming, 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:08.920 hang out with me. Man travel with every major fire 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:09.480 I've been to. 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:11.760 What does that mean? 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:13.560 What does that mean? 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:16.440 He's just that's part of the reason he's gone. He's 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:21.560 the worst spokesman for everything. Okay, I'm actually cringing about 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:25.440 these now because lots of these have been lighthearted and 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:29.040 funny and apparently it's gonna get worse, but also funny. 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:32.040 Jake and Michigan. What's the worst you ever screwed up 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:32.400 at work? 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.800 Bud, Jesse Kelly, the Man with the Hour, the Man 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:38.159 at the Hour, and the man with the power, the 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:39.600 man it's too sweet to be sour. 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:40.760 Here's what I did. 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:43.919 It was my very first job and I was cutting 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:47.960 cutting bags, plastic bags and a bag making factory. The 0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:50.840 guy on the other side of the belt said, here's 0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:53.560 the most important thing. Are your fingers, brother, So the 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:56.800 bags come down the belt and the heat it was 0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:59.240 a heat cut machine. The blade would come down seal 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:02.080 the bag. As we're going through. We need a catch word. 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:05.520 The word was go. So we're talking regular conversation. He 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:08.800 says the word go in the middle of his sentence. 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:11.040 So I pushed the button and the and the blade 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:13.879 comes down and I cut his finger off at the 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:18.080 at the knuckle. And I was freaking out, just freaking out. 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:24.720 My gosh, well, now hold on, and it does that 0:21:24.880 --> 0:21:27.440 sounds like his fault. He said the word go, did 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:29.159 he not? And you just said what he said, go. 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:30.480 You're supposed to press the button. 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:34.119 That's that's correct. And I did and there was no 0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:38.040 catch on the blade. So the it came down and 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:39.959 it corterized his finger at the knuckle. 0:21:40.160 --> 0:21:41.240 But I felt so bad. 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:43.840 I felt awful, absolutely awful. 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:45.680 You know, at least it caught her eyed too. I 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:48.280 wouldn't beat yourself up. Well he's got he's got nine 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:51.119 other fingers. Let's not stress about one little half of 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:53.200 one gauge in Washington. 0:21:52.920 --> 0:21:56.840 Go all right, So about five years ago, I was 0:21:56.880 --> 0:21:59.119 working in a sawmill. I was trying to be a 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:02.920