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Speaker 1: Who's that knocking at the door. It's all your friends,

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Speaker 1: you filthy horse. Your husband's gone and we've got books

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Speaker 1: and a bottle of wine to kill. It's Hollywood, it's books,

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Speaker 1: it's gossip. I'm sure it's memoir. It's Martini's.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity Book Club.

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Speaker 1: Read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club, tell your secrets.

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Speaker 2: We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 1: No boys are a loud celet book say it loud

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Speaker 1: and cloud Celebrity book Club.

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Speaker 2: Buzz me in. I brought the queer Voe.

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Speaker 1: Hello best Hello, best friend or should I say former

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Speaker 1: this disturbance. And I'm very disturbed by what I see.

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Speaker 2: So let me get this straight. We've been friends for

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Speaker 2: now going on thirty one years. Yet your daughter came

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Speaker 2: into my house yes yesterday, broke my fridge, then kissed

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Speaker 2: my son in law, left a mess on my rug,

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Speaker 2: stained my rug, And that is why I'm taking you

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Speaker 1: In this podcast, your honor, your honor, the fridge was

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Speaker 1: already broken. I happened to know that the fridge had

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Speaker 2: Now, what what do you have business knowing about how

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Speaker 2: my husband installs fridge latches? Huh? Why are we talking?

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, Hey, what's up? Stephen Lake?

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Speaker 1: Literally?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: How are you go? Literally? Hi? We're in the freezing

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Speaker 1: maybe because I just got back from vacation. It was

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Speaker 1: actually not a vacation, was a workcation because I was working.

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Speaker 1: You were, well, I was reading the book for this episode. Okay,

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Speaker 1: on the beach. That's work. It is. The entire trip

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Speaker 2: Yes, hashtag accounts. Wait, No, it literally is a works

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Speaker 2: to read the amazing one hundred and seventy page book

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Speaker 1: Judge Judy Shinn and her second book, Beauty Fades Does

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Speaker 1: Forever The Making of a Happy Woman.

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Speaker 2: Off the rub don't pee on my leg and tell

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Speaker 1: And she has her arms crossed on the cover, wearing

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Speaker 2: Make you a happy woman when it's just like she's

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Speaker 2: famously also the grumpiest woman in America.

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Speaker 1: And yet she's sitting pretty on a pilot cash. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I just looked it up. Guess what her net worth is?

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Speaker 2: I think I looked it up too, and it's like

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Speaker 1: Literally four hundred and forty million actually in sand.

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Speaker 2: What you get when you're syndicated, Yeah, Daytime TV.

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Speaker 1: Because you're getting paid by every affiliate in the nation

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Speaker 2: It's crazy people shit on you know, Oh Daytime TV.

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Speaker 2: Who watches it? Well, she's laughing all.

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Speaker 2: Ron was an asshole. He expected her to do everything, Okay,

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Speaker 1: He asked me, what have you been doing? And I

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Speaker 1: Right like so threatened by a woman's success. A woman

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Speaker 2: You imagine though, being ron this book comes out in

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Speaker 1: And like she's still kind of after there was like

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Speaker 2: Which is the modern divorce.

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Speaker 1: Right, it's the same, like equivalent and sort of like

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Speaker 2: But one day yeah, basically she reflecting back is like, wait,

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Speaker 2: social appointments. I don't, but I do because Jerry expects.

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Speaker 1: And she's just like, we're doing dinner with the Rabinowitzes

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Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, and he just gets to float

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Speaker 2: But so basically she divorces Ron and then she never

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Speaker 1: So I was working at Prosecuting Family Court in Manhattan

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Speaker 2: I need to be more referred into as like the island.

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Speaker 1: It was Friday night and Jerry had just finished a

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Speaker 1: a drink at Peggy Doyle's, a local watering hole favored

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Speaker 1: five point thirty pm for the trek to Hartsdale, but

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Speaker 2: my father was the most amazing dentist.

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Speaker 1: She's classic hopping and daddy's lap until the age of seventy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You're just pulling in like three hundred k a year.

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Speaker 1: And you also know, dentists, along with surgeons, are one

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Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of doctors make a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: As yeah as you're like not people drilling into someone's mouth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's also an incredibly sadistic profession.

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Speaker 2: but also like wearing polos and like rolexes and golf.

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Speaker 1: It's giving Republican energy and like.

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Speaker 2: Giving stickers out back to Shuty, back to Judy.

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Speaker 1: And I've been with him ever since, except for our divorce.

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Speaker 2: It's such a rob calm when you like but kind

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Speaker 2: of like your picture, like Anne Hathaway or something like that.

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Speaker 2: You see this guy and everyone's in.

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Speaker 1: Suits, and he's like Anne Hathaway as Judge Judy, that

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Speaker 1: bio pic. That would be an insane asking choice, and.

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Speaker 2: She would nail it. I'm sure she would nail it

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Speaker 2: so hard. She would be overdoing the accent so much.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, get out of my court, sustained, and she's

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Speaker 3: like taking off the rope and being like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Jerry coot, but so quote was awful.

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Speaker 1: Rub my feet will you, Oh, you always know all.

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Speaker 2: Of them my feet. It's just so wild reading this

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Speaker 2: this whole story about how like she went skiing just

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Speaker 1: She does say he's short at one point because they're

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Speaker 1: just like, Jerry, you can pass eighteen more Mazdas in

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Speaker 2: Does he behaved himself for ten more miles? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: mean he's taller than her, but she's also like four

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Speaker 2: He's pass farm Oh but don't you think for her

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Speaker 1: No, I mean I don't think you need a ton

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Speaker 1: of dick to dip down Judy.

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Speaker 2: She's a spina.

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Speaker 1: She's a spinout for Surety.

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Speaker 4: Book Club, sty book Club.

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Speaker 1: So does she have like a huge rack. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of hard to tell because she's always wearing the judge

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Speaker 2: That brings me just to one of her court cases

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Speaker 2: about like women and beauty that I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: Oh, the plastic surgery section. This part is insane. I

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Speaker 2: So you know, she's kind of going down all these

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Speaker 2: I returned to the bench and said, I'm jealous on

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Speaker 2: my age even uneven. I'm just happy I have them.

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Speaker 2: This statement was true, but there had to be more

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Speaker 2: you should have encouraged her to see a psychiatrist.

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Speaker 1: Hello, honey, this woman needs therapy, not surgery, you know.

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Speaker 2: And it was clear this guy was pressuring her, you know,

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Speaker 1: So this is an interesting question because I do kind

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Speaker 1: of course you say no, honey, you're perfect the way

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Speaker 1: Okay, And I think that is the right decision. And

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Speaker 2: Would we include like filler and botoxa's procedure.

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Speaker 1: No, those are non invasive procedures, and I'll get to

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Speaker 2: Surgical procedure under the knife, under the knife, I think

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Speaker 1: Now, ding ding ding, Madam, you have one the car

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Speaker 1: LiPo is the most popular now, followed by breast augmentation,

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Speaker 2: also think there have been so many crazy news stories

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Speaker 2: don't know that that show botched. I think people are

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Speaker 1: I think they are. And I also think I think

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Speaker 1: think it's good that Linda Evangelista had this like famously

437
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: botched situation where it like grew and like shifted all

438
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 1: around her body, because now I feel like it's turning

439
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: people off to that procedure, which is probably good. Like

440
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 1: we need to see these scarecases because I feel like

441
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: there would be nothing worse. And this is kind of

442
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: why I don't want to get like any like facial anything,

443
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: because I'm like, if it went so much, it would

444
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: be so kind of like shameful and embarrassing if you

445
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,679
Speaker 1: were like, oh, I look worse now because I was

446
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: so vain and I was like trying to stop the

447
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: aging process and now I fuck myself up. It was like,

448
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: there's just such a shame.

449
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 2: Did think Kanye's mom die from like a bad plastic

450
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 2: surgery thing that.

451
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: Is ringing about the West. It's just it's scary, Okay,

452
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: But the top five non invasive.

453
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 2: Surgeries filler, I lift, but lift BBL.

454
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 1: I think that those absolutely kind of as invasive. A

455
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: BBL is like you're putting in like acid plants.

456
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: Oh.

457
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 1: I saw BBL on the beach in Puerto Rican. I

458
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 1: was like they look insane.

459
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 2: To bbls are crazy crazy.

460
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: I'm just like fake tits. I feel like you're like, yeah,

461
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 1: like it's tit like, but the fake asses are just

462
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: like they don't look like asses.

463
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 2: I saw a BBL that was just so insane where

464
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 2: it was like the waist was so tiny. Then ass

465
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 2: is just like three feet wide.

466
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh, it's crazy, like nothing to do with the rest

467
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 1: of the body. Number one is botox obviously, and then

468
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: it's filler and then skin resurfacing, which I've always thought about.

469
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: But again, the fear of debauchery is why I don't

470
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: want to do it.

471
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 2: And it's like Judge Judy also being like I'm glad

472
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: I still have my brass and just to bring it

473
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 2: back to like her like meeting Jerry and like getting divorced,

474
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,959
Speaker 2: and we're saying it's insane because she's just always looked

475
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 2: like Judge Judy, like how she looks on the cover,

476
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 2: which is like her classic perm and just like having

477
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 2: that dentist receptionist neck, do you know what I'm talking about.

478
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: Just like she's just always looked fifty eight, But recently

479
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 2: she's straightened her hair and has like undone the perm

480
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: and she looks so much younger now even though she's

481
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 2: and now she's looking.

482
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: Like such a golden Bachelor contestant.

483
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she got this like new now Judg Judy

484
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 2: is like on streaming on the IMDb app, not the

485
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: IMDb app.

486
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 1: Okay, it's still short though it's not like long hair.

487
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah no, it's not like so going back, she's having

488
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 2: so many waves, but you know it's strained, and I

489
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: do feel like it's taken some years off her life

490
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 2: where it's like she's one of those people who's like

491
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 2: always like looked old.

492
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's always looked old. She's an old soul and

493
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: that's why we love her.

494
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 2: Even though she's still learning to undo the patriarchy in

495
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 2: her marriage. Like with all these passages about laundry, she.

496
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: As the woman is dealing with the dry cleaning. It's

497
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: also very like the legal world is like one of

498
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: the last professions where you do like wear a suit

499
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: all the time.

500
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: Right, you need to be pressed and dry cleaned and

501
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 2: start waiting.

502
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: Something I've always wondered with judges is like I feel

503
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: like this is the most like basic podcasting, but like

504
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: say it, this is so like armed her expert. But

505
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what are they wearing under those robes?

506
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: Like if it were me, that's that's just like such

507
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: a sich felt.

508
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're siinefall. I don't think podcast armchare experts are

509
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: being so like, what's the deal with judges? What do

510
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 2: I wear under those robes?

511
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: But are they wearing a full suit? I kind of

512
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: feel like the male judge is wearing like a suit

513
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: and tie underneath the robe. Yeah. Anyway, So like there's

514
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: this whole thing where Jerry is like she does a

515
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: dry cleaning, and then she'll bring back the dry cleaning,

516
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: and he's got all these knits and picks about the

517
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: dry cleaning, and they're not start straight and the collars

518
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: aren't pressed correctly and the dartines isn't done, so she's

519
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: running around. She's switching dry cleaners every week, making enemies

520
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: all across the island. So then what she does she

521
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: just stops doing his laundry. This is also so her though,

522
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: where she's so passive aggressive and she's being like, women

523
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 1: need to stand up for yourself, but only after you

524
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: do something really passive aggressive for like three.

525
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 2: Weeks, So she's never really like standing up for herself.

526
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 2: She's always doing like crazy ass wife where she's like,

527
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 2: so I stop doing his laundry. So he comes down

528
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 2: the stairs and he's like, wow, my shirt's dirty, and

529
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 2: she goes pick one off the floor and he's like,

530
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 2: but they're dirty, and she's like, not my problem. And

531
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: then she finally tells him that, like they need to

532
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: do laundry separately now, and she found a secret dry

533
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: cleaner and she won't let her name be like tarnished.

534
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: So she's not going to tell him about the dry cleaners.

535
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: Then they have a whole separate basic laundry fight.

536
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: The underwear thing, yeah, oh right, This book is entirely

537
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: about laundry, so basically she's also not doing his underwear,

538
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have any clean underwear.

539
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 2: It's actually a really long story, but she's picking him

540
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 2: up from corn. He's super grumpy. This explains your question

541
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,479
Speaker 2: what they wear under the roape. She goes, will we

542
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 2: race upstairs and get out of our business clothes and

543
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 2: change into jeans and T shirts? And they're both putting

544
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: on these like total mom and dodgy Mom.

545
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: The high waisted mom. Jee's for lounging around the house. Jeans.

546
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: Jeansans okay, new brand, very good American home jeans.

547
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 1: Come Fina for the couch, cute enough for dinner, okay.

548
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: So he's so mad. He finally tells her basically, his

549
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: pants ripped. He asked his secretary for a needle and thread,

550
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: goes into the bathroom to fix his pants. He goes

551
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 2: apparently the law secretary did indeed have a needle and thread,

552
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 2: and he gave them to Jerry. Jerry then went to

553
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: the men's bathroom do the repair. He took off his

554
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 2: pants so he could do the sewing, and was standing

555
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: there on a shirt tie and suit jacket, busy with

556
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 2: the needle and thread. Suddenly the door of the men's

557
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 2: room swung open, and two burly Secret Service agents came in.

558
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: They had an office on the same floor the Federal buildings.

559
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: Jerry did humble bragg. I was never so mortified in

560
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: all of my life, Jerry, said, Jerry. Jerry I quickly

561
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 2: replied sympathetically, don't be ridiculous. I'm sure they understood. Jerry

562
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 2: locked his eyes on mine. Then he said, you think

563
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 2: they understood this? And then he dropped his pants. My

564
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 2: gorgeous husband of six months was wearing a pair of

565
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: my lacey Bikiti pink underwear.

566
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 4: And I'm assize too, my gorgeous husband of six months.

567
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just there.

568
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: Her life is and everybody loves Raymond episode No, it's.

569
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: Like that could not be more stick onman. This like big, burly, stunning, gorgeous.

570
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 2: He's like sewing in the men's bathroom and lazy pink underwear.

571
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: Are you so small? I'm like the fact that he

572
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 2: won even didn't just go commando and secret service agents.

573
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: How embarrassing. I almost was like, I actually don't believe

574
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: this is like too hilarious.

575
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: Have you ever worn woman's underwear? Silk women?

576
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 2: You know, on some days when my girlfriend has it

577
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 2: dropped off my laundry.

578
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: You put on her laciest provoca.

579
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: I love parla. No, I like have put on her underwear,

580
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 2: and then I am.

581
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: So like, damn, I'm damn, this feels nice, nice, And.

582
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: I'm being such a chick cross dresser wearing this these

583
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: nice little cotton briefs.

584
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: Oh, but they're not like she doesn't have like the

585
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: motion she does.

586
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: But I feel like when I've borrow her underwear, I'm

587
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 2: taking more of the random.

588
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: You're not heading straight.

589
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 2: For the straight for like glacist ones.

590
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember if I was like so sounds

591
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: of the lambs and trying to my mother's silk under

592
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: her as a child like room. I was definitely always

593
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: put it on her like crazy eighties like blazers and

594
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: like right high heels. But the panties are not ringing

595
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: a bell.

596
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: It wasn't like you got home from school, you made

597
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 2: yourself a perfect grilled cheese, big glass of milk. Now

598
00:29:54,600 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: as you sipped your milk lid on her silk lawyer pants,

599
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: and I was just.

600
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: Like, I am jacked counselor my chambers order on the

601
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: court with my book massage. Okay, you were discussing your hair.

602
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: I want to talk about her discussion of hair. While

603
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm on the subject, I'd like to say a word

604
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: about hair. Lots of men just love long hair on

605
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: a woman. They think it makes her sexier. I suppose

606
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: if you happen to like the way you look in

607
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: a shorter, more manageable length of hair, and the man

608
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,719
Speaker 1: you're with is crazy about long hair, buy him a

609
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: copy of the fairy tale Rapunzel. It features a beautiful

610
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: young woman with hair enough hair to clothe the nation.

611
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: Do what works for you, not for him. If you

612
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: were to mention that you thought Michael Jordan had fabulous

613
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: looking with fabulous looking, and you'd like to see what

614
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: your partner looked like with his head shaved baal very

615
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: oh courrone, by the way, when he rushed into the bathroom,

616
00:30:54,880 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: and make it so not in a million years interesting thing,

617
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: which she obviously she's just like such a like second

618
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: wave feminist and like such a like kind of like

619
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 1: Hillarista in this way. But she's just like women need

620
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: to lighten up around the office.

621
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: Well, but that's what's so actually is second wave because

622
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: she's so just like right like she's so like in

623
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: my day, Like what a guy tells you a joke

624
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,959
Speaker 2: and that's axual harassment.

625
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: You can't even tell a dirty joke anymore. She's very

626
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: Selena Meyer man up, the man up campaign.

627
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel like Hillary is so I mean

628
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 2: obviously Epstein plane and it's just like.

629
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just like Bill, go get on your plane.

630
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: Well, it's also been because it's like this whole book,

631
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: she's also just being like why waste your time and

632
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: like sue people for small reasons. But I'm like that's

633
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 2: your entire job.

634
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: I know, And she's just like, get up off the couch.

635
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: But also watch judge shooting.

636
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 2: Also like don't be bitter and like sue your boss

637
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: for two thousand. Her whole show is just being like

638
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: I owe you four hundred dollars.

639
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, the role of judge, it's not a

640
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: compassionate one. Like all judges are conservative, like at their core,

641
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: Like it's definitionally like a conservative position to be a judge.

642
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: You are passing judgment, and especially after so long, like

643
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: you do, I think you have kind of a disdain

644
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,719
Speaker 1: for all these all these idiots parading in front of

645
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: your courtroom with their petty squabbles and you're just kind

646
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: of just like, oh, for Christ's sake.

647
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: It's also fun to see a judge judging because it's

648
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: like in all other movies, it's all about the jury

649
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: and their decision.

650
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: No, thank you, no absolutely quorum TIV elevates the judge

651
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: finally in the narrative and like stops getting premacy to

652
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: the jury right.

653
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,479
Speaker 2: Where you're like, well, what's your opinion if you're literally

654
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: the judge, it's.

655
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: So true, wait, thank you for calling in the legal

656
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: system right now, because it's always just like so, then

657
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: what's the judge doing. The judge is just like presiding

658
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: and being like.

659
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're really just presiding. Sustain them in a row.

660
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: You're in contempt, but.

661
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: Like you're not allowed to actually like think anything. I mean,

662
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: I guess you're kind of making some judgments about the

663
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: legal process and mean like okay, this can continue or whatever,

664
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: this can't.

665
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 2: But it's like they're kind of being the manager of

666
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 2: the court there.

667
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, campaign to rename the role of judges

668
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: management because that's what y'all are doing unless you're judge

669
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: judy and there is no journey and you're just being like, oh,

670
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: for a roll. Please leave my court.

671
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: Please say my court, I'm disturbed by you, and you

672
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 2: owe her twenty one hundred dollars. But question of Judge

673
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: Dy Olso is like I wonder if people are just like, okay,

674
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 2: you do owe me four hundred dollars, but like, let's

675
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: just try to go Unjudge Judy.

676
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh if they're faking it. It's television, yeah, of course,

677
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. It's like House Hunters, it's like anything, Yeah,

678
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: maybe we should go Unjudge Judy.

679
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: Well, that one I sent you that was so like

680
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: these women writing a cookbook for Amazon.

681
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: I was it's like the most like self published cookbook.

682
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: And like, I remember our guest Micky Blanco wanted to

683
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 2: take our Chicago landlord. You wanted to apply to like

684
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: the people court or Judge Judy.

685
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: Because you guys paid too much rent.

686
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: I think it was like she didn't give the security

687
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 2: deposit back because I'm sure the house was like it.

688
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: Was an absolute disaster.

689
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: And then I remember my dad like getting involved because

690
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 2: I guess my dad was one who signed the lease,

691
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: so he was like, please don't take this woman into

692
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: the people's scored. He was like, I think it's gonna

693
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: be a waste.

694
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: Of your time, and you were like, no, I'm gonna

695
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: be on TV.

696
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna be on TV. Dad, don't you get it?

697
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 2: So we didn't take Maria to the people's.

698
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: Court, and you also never got that security to pass

699
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: it back.

700
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: No, we didn't.

701
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: Also, in her wife antics when she's so mad at

702
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: men for say it with me leaving the toilet seat

703
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: up and she like falls into a bearer bowl, I.

704
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: Was just like, that's happened to me when you've left

705
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 2: the seat up. Oh yeah, I said it. No, and

706
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: I just go along with it.

707
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: What I don't understand And I'm not trying to a

708
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: misogynous here, but I'm kind of like, well, why aren't

709
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: you looking to see if the seat's down, because like

710
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: sometimes I sit down to take a dumb but I'm

711
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: not I also look to see if it fits down.

712
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: It's like, aren't you using your eyes?

713
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 2: Well, I think the time that happened to me, it

714
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: was like, because rarely is a man pissing in my home,

715
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 2: so right kind of the surprise. It was kind of

716
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 2: like the case of the unexpected. You kind of just

717
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 2: walk in, sit down fast.

718
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: You're speed pissing. You're just like, walk in, sit down,

719
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: don't look at anything. Leave Okay. So she does fall

720
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: in at night, and then she's like, after I take

721
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: care of my personal business, I went into the kitchen,

722
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: turned on the light and started searching in the cupboards.

723
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: I chose two fairly large pot lids, then quietly returned

724
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 1: to the bedroom. Jerry was sound asleep, sleeping the sleep

725
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: of the good, the innocent, and the pure. I quietly

726
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: got into bed. Then I turned over and straddled and

727
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: banging the pot covers together like the symbols and cannon

728
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: fire at the climactic finish of Tchaikovsky's eighteen twelve overture,

729
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Jerry screamed at me, giving you

730
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: the polite version of what he actually said. The next

731
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: time you think about leaving the toilet, seat up, I said,

732
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: brandishing the pot covers. I want you to remember this moment.

733
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: Your heart's pounding, isn't it. I woke you up, didn't I? Okay?

734
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 1: Jerry muttered, no, not okay, I threatened, sitting on the bed.

735
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: If I fall into the toilet, it wakes you up to.

736
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: This image her straddling him, begging pots hot.

737
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's pretty erotic.

738
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: Clearly they have an amazing sexual dynamic.

739
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are like a solid twice.

740
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 2: A week, classic twice a week. And she's always using

741
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 2: this phrase. There's one of the chapters as calls you

742
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: can't teach a bull how to chat cha, which is

743
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 2: all about how you like can't teach a man to

744
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: do laundry or put the toilet seat down, but that

745
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: at the same time, this whole book is about how

746
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 2: you do need to train.

747
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: Your man to put thet I know, the thesis like

748
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: is constantly falling apart, like under the weight of her

749
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: own conflicting examples. Because then then she's also like, men

750
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: don't clean. But then we got divorced. Apparently Jerry kept

751
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: his house spick and span. He had a windex in

752
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: one hand a sponge in the other every day of

753
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: the week. I never found out what happened to that guy.

754
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: And you're like, so he does clean, and they will

755
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: fend for themselves if believe them alone. But then you

756
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 1: also just but.

757
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 2: Then she was a key clean so bad, and he

758
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: was like cleaning the window with the sponge that he

759
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: used to clean the toilet with. I mean, I was like,

760
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: that's so be just as a maid.

761
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: You're always like, yeah, I'm washing their spatula in the toilet.

762
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: What it's water, It's.

763
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: The same water. Stop being water.

764
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: Is it's easier to put all the utensils in the toilet.

765
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 2: Also, she divorced him because she, like her after her

766
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 2: dad died, she wanted more affection from Jerry the quote

767
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 2: unquote the affection she was getting from her dad, which

768
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 2: was she describes as remembering birthdays and anniversaries.

769
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: And he's just been such a man and can't remember

770
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: my anniversary. And so they did have a big fight

771
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: of at I went to couple's therapy and then like

772
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: he is working on and it is remembering more. But

773
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: that's an interesting insight. I do think that's probably true,

774
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: Like she's getting that emotional labor is being done by daddy,

775
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: although maybe dads just don't remember their daughter's birthdays, you.

776
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 2: Know, it is what her main point is this also

777
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 2: is dad gets rewards, but it's the mom going out

778
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 2: and buying the presence and putting things on the calendar

779
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 2: and making the social engagements.

780
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: Right because her dad was this hotshot Dennis and her

781
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: mom is actually the one like doing all the work.

782
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: And she saw that dynamic a plane and realized later

783
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: in life that she never really appreciated her mom as much.

784
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 1: And now it's kind of like the shoes on their

785
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: foot and she's the mom not getting all the appreciation.

786
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: It is still just like she is only going to

787
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: have the most like almost nineteen fifties idea of like

788
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: male female dynamics. I mean, then this whole book is

789
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: just about launch question how many men does it take

790
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: to change a roll of toilet paper? Answer? No, one knows.

791
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: It's never been attempted.

792
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had a question for you. How often

793
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: do you think you and your boyf go through a

794
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: role because you're not using it for like pissing, So.

795
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: Like, well, I'm always wiping the bowl after I pissh.

796
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm wiping the porcelain because I'm very considerate.

797
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 2: Very considerate, because you're spilling on the porcelain. It's getting everywhere.

798
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: Spilling is an interesting word. She do the word. It's

799
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: called splatter. It's a little splatter from the piss hitting

800
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: the water at such a velocity.

801
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 2: As far as you know, I'm new to this. I

802
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: don't live in assists male household, but.

803
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: You've probably noticed in bars how there might be like

804
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: piss on the rim. Definitely of the porcelain.

805
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 2: I mean, the biggest question is always like at the

806
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: women's bathroom, also when it's like everywhere and I'm like,

807
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 2: I just actually don't understand how that happens, and.

808
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: You're just like who did that?

809
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,240
Speaker 2: Who did that? So they get divorce for a year

810
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: because of this, like she's not getting the affection, and

811
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: then basically like they can't stay away from each other

812
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 2: and they were talking the whole time. So they get

813
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 2: back together and she realizes like it's fine if he

814
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 2: can't remember her birthday because he's a hilarious and she

815
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 2: knows he does care for her, it just may not

816
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 2: show in a certain way. And there's this like one

817
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: time when she goes shopping with her friend and buys

818
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: herself an engagement ring because he never got her like

819
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: a fancy one, which her mother did the same thing.

820
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: And he's like, what'd you do? And he's reading the

821
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 2: sports pages or whatever, and she goes, I went to

822
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 2: the jeweler and she was like that, god'll put the

823
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 2: paper down, and she was like it was the act

824
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 2: of self care.

825
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: But then when she tells him about it. He's like,

826
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: good for you, and she's like, and that's when I

827
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: know that Jerry was a good man because he's proud

828
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: of her for doing something that makes her feel good.

829
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: So even though he is not necessarily going to buy

830
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 1: her rings remember her birthday. When she remembers her own birthday,

831
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: he's like that a girl.

832
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 2: But you know, I was like, I guess this is

833
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 2: like a cute story of him being like, good for

834
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 2: you for like going out and like getting this fabulous

835
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 2: ring for yourself, And I feel like he obviously is

836
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: turned on by her being a girl.

837
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: Bass Oh for sure. Okay, but this brings me back

838
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: to the sexual dynamic where I'm just like, how much

839
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: is she topping from the bottom where I'm like lo

840
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: or should we say bot? I mean from the top,

841
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: because that scene of her with the pots and pans

842
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: straddling him, I'm like, maybe that's a really natural position

843
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: for them and they're very comfortable. Regular cowgirl.

844
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's a classic cowgirl. She's getting on top.

845
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 2: It's so actually kind of reminds me of one of

846
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 2: the first sex scenes I saw in film, in the

847
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: Jerrem McGuire movie and his girlfriend before, Rene Leelwacker, and

848
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 2: she's like riding him. They're like talking about the law

849
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: school or like sports agent stuff, and I feel like

850
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 2: she's riding Jerry, just being like, so they came in

851
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 2: with the case, it got thrown out, blah blah blah.

852
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: Do you think there are sexes lasting like thirty five

853
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: minutes or is it like three minutes.

854
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: I think it's a little more like ten to fifteen

855
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 2: at most. Yeah, but I'm sure he gets viagra.

856
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: He pops a viagra. But then it's like you could

857
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: maybe last too long. I feel like I can see

858
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: like a seventy five year old guy with an enlarged prostate,

859
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: like not coming but having like a rock hard viagra

860
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: dick for like thirty minutes, and she's just being like, honey,

861
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,479
Speaker 1: I'm getting raw.

862
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, I gotta change the towels. Yeah

863
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 2: after a lake house.

864
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: Oh wait. The one other thing that I did like

865
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: a lot is when she's at that like trade show

866
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: or whatever, she gets in booth like tiny autographs and

867
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: then she starts telling her like contract is up for renegotiations,

868
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: and she was like, when I sat down my booth,

869
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: I noticed three big bosses, but standing near buying the

870
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: convention floor having what appeared to be a very intense

871
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: summit meeting. Men's meetings always look very intense, and it's

872
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: just like all the presidents of like the TV networks

873
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: that like syndicate her show are there, and so she

874
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: stops the people she's sending autographs for, and she's like,

875
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: you see those three men over there, Well, if you'd

876
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: really like my show, I mean a lot to me

877
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: if you go over there and tell them before you leave. Thanks.

878
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 1: She did, and I could see the bosses nodding and smiling.

879
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 1: Men don't like to be interrupted when they're in a huddle.

880
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 1: That's because they think everything they talk about is so important.

881
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh but then she keeps interrupting them by sending fans

882
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: over who are just saying they love Judge Judy. Like,

883
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: after my hour of autographs, I was over about to

884
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: leave when I was called over a side room with

885
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: the bosses that just finished their meeting. Larry came over

886
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: to me and said, Hey, what's the matter. Don't you

887
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: like to sign autographs? Both John and Peter laughed at this.

888
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: They were being cute. I prefer to sign my name

889
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: immediately following the words for deposit only I've responded with

890
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: the smile. They all roared with laughter, disarming. Yes made

891
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: my point. Yes, women have to learn to do that.

892
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to give as good as you get.

893
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: So again, she's like, do wife antics to like annoying

894
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: men and then show that you're sassy and you know

895
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: what you're doing, and then they'll respect you and run

896
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: you your check.

897
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,959
Speaker 2: She did nothing, crazy wife fantic where she went once

898
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 2: to like the judges lunch room, and some judge to

899
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: her was like, this is the judges room. Only judges here,

900
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 2: And so then she pretends to be a maid wife

901
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: antics to like fool him and she goes, oh, so sorry,

902
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 2: I'm just here to clean up, and everyone else in

903
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: that room knew she was a judge. And then he

904
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: finds her later and he's like, you made a fool

905
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 2: of me in front of all the other judges. Why

906
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 2: didn't you say you were a judge, And she's just like,

907
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: you made a fool of yourself. Lose her.

908
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: She's like, but basically that is I want to ask

909
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: our fans if you could when you see the executive

910
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: leadership of iHeart at your next trade show. Please go

911
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: up and tell them how much you love our chef.

912
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: By the power invest I mean by the County of Queens.

913
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: In the court of Celebrity book Club.

914
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: I hereby declare these segments guilty of being fabulous.

915
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: A plaintiff, what does she wear? You are ordered to pay?

916
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: What does she eat?

917
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: Four hundred dollars? The bailiff, how does she live? Will

918
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: see you out court adjourned? Okay, what is she?

919
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: What does she eat?

920
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: I feel like she's so like split piece bird.

921
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so judges lunch, Judge lunch. Like there's the

922
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 2: cafeteria that's like in the court room where it's like

923
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: it's all these classic judge watering holes where she's like

924
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 2: getting the spleepit soup with the piece of bread.

925
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: And it's also because she has been fifty eight forever

926
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: that she's always eating senior citizen food. Like even at

927
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: twenty six, she was just like, I'll just get the

928
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: split peek because it's also burdened. She's tiny and she's pecking,

929
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: and she's buried in papers and gavels.

930
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 2: And I think like there's a diet coke.

931
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, she's the diet coke Personal lives.

932
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 2: It's like diet coke pepto split pee. Jerry's like, where's

933
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 2: my pepto. She's like, I drank it.

934
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: There is in every cabinet in that house. But she's

935
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: like she's pouring the pepto into the split piece, this

936
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: pepto soup, pepto swirl.

937
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 2: I also feel it's like classic like Mom of Seven

938
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: Boys in this way at their lake house. We're like, well,

939
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: she says she doesn't cook anymore, because I was like,

940
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: you are rich at this point where she's like, I

941
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: do the laundry, but I don't cook.

942
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: So I'm like she definitely has like a housekeeper kind

943
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: of making her bland meals like corn salad for lunch.

944
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it's corn salad again, all right, some

945
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: col cuts. How does she live? I feel like she

946
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 1: has eleven houses. I feel like she has a house

947
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: in just like Sun Valley. She has a house in Montecito.

948
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 1: She has a house in Florida. She has two houses

949
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: in Florida, one in West Palm, like one in Naples.

950
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: She has like a midtown or like a central park overlooking.

951
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's in like such a like kind of

952
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: nineteen seventies, like high rise.

953
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 2: She was like an Adirondecks.

954
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: Oh. I feel like the Adirondeck house is so just

955
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: like marble countertops and just like huge wooden kitchen with

956
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: a thousand cabinets and like appliances, and she does have

957
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: a soda stream and they also have like a stand

958
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 1: mixer and they're just like all the appliances.

959
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: All the on the countertime, like a Hamilton beach blender.

960
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like she's definitely getting like you know whatever,

961
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: like someone on the production staff like got everyone like

962
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: butter warmers for Christmas, and like there's like a weird

963
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: like induction butter heater.

964
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: And she's like, how do I even use this? Yeah,

965
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm like does she actually she doesn't drink? She like

966
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: she had like the one beer Peggy Doyle's.

967
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't strict me as a It's like at.

968
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: A dinner party, she's having one glass of Josh.

969
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: She didn't mention alcoholed on this book. I mean, Jerry

970
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: likes steak and red wine.

971
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 2: But Jerry must be so like Scotch.

972
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: Oh, you think he's even scotch, not red wine. I

973
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: think he's red wine and dinner. I think he's a

974
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: big heavy cab during dinner that too, you can you

975
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: can do both, yeah, but like in the couches, like, okay,

976
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: I have two ideas for couches. I'm either like they

977
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: could be almost like a thick floral like Roquete.

978
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: Almo was about to say, it's like a thick floral,

979
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 2: kind of like nineties pattern, Laura ashtall.

980
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: Like almost like rock carts at the touch, like you

981
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: could use the couch as a cutting board, bounce off

982
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, or it could be like tan leather

983
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: in there, like Central Park high Rise.

984
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Central Park is a little more modern. And

985
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 2: then I think like the Westchester or the Florida is

986
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 2: having this carpeted normal like parent house that's like comfortable

987
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: grandma core.

988
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: But like in an eighties way. And there's like framed

989
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: photos of her with like the season thirteen like production

990
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: crew and the season fifty seven production crew and the

991
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: grand Yeah, lots of photos of the grandchildren.

992
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,959
Speaker 2: Tons of towels, tons of front gate towels everywhere.

993
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: What does she wear is obviously rosess robes.

994
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: And I mean she said, I think she is in

995
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 2: like such like Little Philine's TBT, like blooming Dale's slacks.

996
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: Okay, but I actually kind of think that she's not

997
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 1: slacks because yes, we're calling her like second wave feminist,

998
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: but I think in this way that she's even more

999
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: like first ate feminist. She's a little bit more just

1000
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: like us to be Anthony, where it's like I'm a

1001
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: little bit like she's like, she's not even doing pantsuit

1002
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 1: like her girl bossery is still like I'm doing antics

1003
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: and that's more of fifties and skirtsuit to me than

1004
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: it is being like a miss magazine. I'm in a

1005
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: pants suit and like rising to the top.

1006
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 2: I guess it's not even pants suit. It's a little

1007
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 2: more of just like the most basic black work slacks

1008
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: of Bloomingdale's and like a white top. But I do

1009
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 2: think she does wear like total mom jeans that are

1010
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 2: like stoke home jeans, home jeans. Well I did. Okay,

1011
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 2: this is just cheating, but I saw this photo of

1012
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 2: her and Jerry and they're both in mom jeans wearing

1013
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 2: big breast cancer t shirts.

1014
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, she's so the Jimmy Fun.

1015
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, her style is so pink. Doesn't like breast cancer awareness.

1016
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I've been saving to tell you this on

1017
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 2: this app in the iHeart Elevator. A headline came up

1018
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: in that little TV and it says, Judge Judy endorses

1019
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: Nikky Haley. That makes so much, which is maybe so

1020
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 2: skirt suit is so skirt suit.

1021
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what I was saying earlier about like

1022
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: Dennis being a Republican. She's so Nikki Haley. I mean,

1023
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: she's very just like Trump, are you kidding me? He

1024
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: doesn't know his ass from his face? Right, She's just like,

1025
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: we need a smart woman in there who knows what

1026
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: she is doing.

1027
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: She's like, that man is a criminal. Okay, yeah, but

1028
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: we need a smart woman who knows left from right,

1029
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,439
Speaker 2: knows how to raise kids, and.

1030
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: It's going to do something about immigration.

1031
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so oh who are you?

1032
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: In the book? I was kind of wondering if you're

1033
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: that anecdote about the woman whose dream is to be

1034
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: a bank teller and.

1035
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: Then and then she gets an out bank by.

1036
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: An ATM, and she's like not reading the writing on

1037
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: the wall when they start to install more ATMs in

1038
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: the bank, and she's kind of be like, I'm going

1039
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: to talk to people. I'm just gonna keep doing my

1040
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: telling job and just handing people money, not realizing that

1041
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm being replaced by machine.

1042
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 2: By online banking. Okay, but then she has the story

1043
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 2: about the maid and she's like, oh, you think you

1044
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 2: can replace a maid anytime you want, but actually they're

1045
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 2: indispensable because they know your secrets.

1046
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. And you do have these legacy clients

1047
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: who literally will not let you go.

1048
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then also I have been let go by

1049
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: legacy clients who like.

1050
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: Ultimately were dissatisfied by your mating.

1051
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 2: And then I am thinking I know all their secrets,

1052
00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 2: and then I am replaced.

1053
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: And they actually don't care that you're telling your secret.

1054
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: There are secrets on your podcast.

1055
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess I'm a mix between the bank

1056
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: teller and the maid.

1057
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm her boss, coming and being like girl,

1058
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: come to Beggy Doyle's.

1059
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 2: Definitely, And she's like, oh, but I want to go

1060
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 2: and watch with a fortune my parents, and you're just like,

1061
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 2: you're thirty two, Like you need to meet your male.

1062
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: Like if you come to the fucking bar. All right.

1063
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: I give this book maybe four out of five gavels.

1064
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: There's a lot of one liners in it, pretty dope, funny, yeah,

1065
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: really saying it's a great beach read for a workation.

1066
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: She's a character.

1067
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: She's a character, and her humor shines. I mean, if

1068
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 2: you lost the TV show, you're kidding the book.

1069
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: What you see is what you got with Judy and

1070
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: the same girl on TV as the girl in this book.

1071
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: I think I once owned, don't be on my leg.

1072
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 2: I don't know lost it somehow this one. I think

1073
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: she is honestly giving the tea about her marriage so

1074
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 2: much and like roasting him. Actually, I think this really

1075
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: healthy way. And she's like, you may think, like I'm

1076
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 2: roasting my husband too much, but he's the first one

1077
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 2: to laugh at all these stories.

1078
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's really beautiful. I think if you

1079
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 1: can't roast your husband in print, then is even a husband?

1080
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 2: True words? True words? Yeah. I also give this four

1081
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 2: point two Bloomingdale's slacks under the row ab out of five.

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Speaker 2: No sorry, Lacey bikini underwear.

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Speaker 1: Worn in the men's bathroom, okay, fank Club Kids courd

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Speaker 1: adjourned tojourn Court is in recess until next week. Bet best.

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Speaker 2: Order in the Court. This episode of Celebrity Book Club

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Speaker 2: has been executive produced by Judge Christina Everett, presiding over

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Speaker 2: iHeart Studios. Supervising producers Abu Zafar, He's a wonderful bailiff.

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Speaker 2: Darby Masters, the defendant also actually produced that even though

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Speaker 2: she is being sued, but you know, she represented herself.

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Speaker 2: The artwork is done by Teddy Blanks. I stole the

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Speaker 2: artwork and he's suing me. Theme song done by Stephen

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Speaker 2: Phillips Horse. You can see him perform at the Nasau Coliseum.

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Speaker 2: And uh yeah, this podcast was really co produced at

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Speaker 2: the Nassau County Courthouse for profile projects.