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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And as we get into the new year, I thought

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Speaker 2: it might be fun to just quickly look up each

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Speaker 2: of our horoscope predictions for twenty twenty four. See what's

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Speaker 2: coming down the pike? And Brook you're a Gemini, right,

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Speaker 2: So your zodiac says this is the year to be bold.

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Speaker 2: The universe wants you to focus on choosing a better career.

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Speaker 1: Path for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I guess the universe heard the podcast and Brook,

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Speaker 2: Alexis and Jose your bol tauruses. Your zodiac says time

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Speaker 2: to step back and clean up your messy, puke stained life.

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Speaker 2: Do it, yeah, do it quickly, because at least once

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Speaker 2: this week you will be late.

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Speaker 1: How did it know?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, we gotta do w CII which clip is it?

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Speaker 1: We don't even know about your year, jeff you don't

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Speaker 1: have time.

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Speaker 2: We have two virals down bites, only enough time to

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Speaker 2: play one of these.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get right to your choices.

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Speaker 2: Option one is a thirty second clip of an Italian grandma.

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Speaker 1: And you know how Italian.

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Speaker 2: Grannies are very, very particular when it comes to their

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Speaker 2: homemade pasta sauces.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it's like a religion.

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Speaker 2: Well, her granddaughter pranks her by slipping a little bit

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Speaker 2: of sugar onto a spoonful of granny's ragou sauce and

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Speaker 2: forces her to taste it.

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Speaker 1: No, made it too sweet?

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Speaker 2: Or Option two is a fifteen second clip of a

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Speaker 2: toddler loudly interrupting her dad's college graduation ceremony to congratulate

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Speaker 2: him while he's on stage getting his diploma. Really, so,

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Speaker 2: what's it gonna be? Granny get sauce? Or baby says yas.

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Speaker 1: Alexis y'all, grandma gets saw.

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Speaker 2: Oh we're tied up, Jose, you get the deciding vote.

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Speaker 2: All the foodie and me wants the grandma, but the

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Speaker 2: baby lover wants to.

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Speaker 1: You're the baby clip. So I'm gonna go with baby clam.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna hear this. I want to We're gonna

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Speaker 2: we'll hear the sound of a toddler loudly interrupting her

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Speaker 2: dad's college graduation ceremony to congratulate him.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's cute until you live with them and

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Speaker 3: they interrupt you all the time.

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Speaker 1: Good work, kid?

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Speaker 2: That was which clip?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Now let's move on to the shock collar question. Of

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Speaker 2: the day, and I'm gonna let digital Jake hog the

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Speaker 2: spotlight from all of us for the next five to

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Speaker 2: seven minutes. Jake, Congratulations, Jakie, we love you.

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Speaker 3: Take it away.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Daddy. We've been getting a lot of feedback on

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Speaker 1: our text board at seventy eight five ninety two the

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Speaker 1: last two days about our own Alexis Fuller, saying things like,

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Speaker 1: does Alexis even know what an impersonation is? I thought

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Speaker 1: her singing was bad until I heard her impersonations because

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Speaker 1: we've been playing a new game with her called dim

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Speaker 1: Personations with Alexis, and she just realized what the dim

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Speaker 1: part stood for yesterday a couple of days. Still, it

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Speaker 1: was a delayed version. But now that she's finally clued in,

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Speaker 1: we have three brand new historical figures or celebs lined up.

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Speaker 1: So get ready for an entertaining performance that promises to

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Speaker 1: be slightly better than the sequel, the Good Burger sequel

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Speaker 1: Living with They just did it? How dare you? We're

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Speaker 1: gonna start with Brooke, Alexis has your dim personation? Are

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Speaker 1: you ready, Alexis?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's beginning, three two one go.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for being here, man, you're the best man, shout best.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy you're here.

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Speaker 1: Probably Price Jack, Jimmy Cale. There we go a false

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Speaker 1: start on the Jimmy there. But Jimmy Fallon was correct. Bro,

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Speaker 1: you did get it in time. So nice. It's like

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Speaker 1: that man does he actually does?

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Speaker 2: He just shout unbelievable constantly during his show.

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Speaker 1: Brook was correct. That was Jimmy Fallon. So Brook is

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Speaker 1: safe today. Now it's Jose. Okay, Alexis is reading her

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Speaker 1: impersonation for Jose Alexis. Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't have to.

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Speaker 3: There's not much I can prep.

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Speaker 1: On a lot of subtexts in that. Yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 1: You start in three two one go.

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Speaker 2: How do y'all?

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Speaker 3: Let's do some really awkward dancing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my sister better get me coffee. I'm so rude

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 1: Entry Ellen.

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Speaker 3: Let's okay, Dad, I'm not actually to Southern. I don't

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Speaker 3: really know.

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Speaker 1: I can't really do like it in between Southern act more.

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Speaker 3: There's not going in the world. Let's interview people.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Tell me about yourself. You talk about my dogs.

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Speaker 1: Jose, We're going to the judge's time is up. What

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Speaker 1: was the first guest, you said, Ellen, that's correct. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I missed that. Initially there was a Southern she

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Speaker 1: has an accent where she got they did get that right.

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Speaker 1: That dim personation was very rude Southerner, Ellen, jeff awkward

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Speaker 1: dancing makes sense now, that's why. Yeah, great job.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 1: Our final impersonation of the day is for Jeffrey, and

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Speaker 1: Alexis has it right in front of her. Alexis, are

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Speaker 1: you ready?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I feel like ready. She might have trouble reading my handwriting,

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Speaker 1: or it could be very difficult, let's see.

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Speaker 2: I do appreciate you trying to, like, at least do

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Speaker 2: accents and impersonations this time. All kidding aside, it's to

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Speaker 2: be anywhere close to what the actual person is, but

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Speaker 2: at least you're trying.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy follow was pretty okay. All right, alexis you ready?

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Speaker 1: We're beginning in three two one? Go? Where?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Where's my room? You know? You know treasure chest?

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Speaker 1: And are still the captain?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm the captain some sort of dreamship when I

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Speaker 2: want to piloted the ship that didn't know.

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Speaker 3: Drink yo yo, Captain Hook better than Captain Hook, just

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Speaker 3: killing it, Oh, Captain.

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Speaker 1: Crunch time is up, Jeffrey. That impersonation was Johnny Depp

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Speaker 1: as Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Speaker 2: That's one he never says, yoho, yoho.

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Speaker 3: I think he does.

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Speaker 1: I think he does. He's waste, He's like he tried.

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Speaker 1: That was dim personation.

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Speaker 2: What do I feel like, Jefferies trying the least in

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Speaker 2: this game, dimmest one.

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Speaker 1: Yet I got it wrong. So I'm gonna get shocked.

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Speaker 2: And somebody wanted to sing bye bye bye by insynct Oh. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I want to see you out that door, baby, bye

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Speaker 2: bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: You got your phone town coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,