Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of JD
Speaker 1: Vance Vance Refrigerat Trends. A little office reference that I
Speaker 1: sure as hell didn't get. I did, but Miles did
Speaker 1: and explained it to me that one courtesy of JD.
Speaker 1: Salad bar on the discord. Uh man, and my name
Speaker 1: is Jack, and that over there, well that is Miles. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I could care less about the country struggling. And
Speaker 1: I could care less, Miles. I just want to kiss you, Miles. Yes, Joseph, Robinette, Biden,
Speaker 1: oh Man, Batman and Robinette. He did a one point
Speaker 1: two billion dollar relief. Yeah, is he just gonna like
Speaker 1: do all the stuff now?
Speaker 2: Now? Like we're like we don't really like you anymore. Man,
Speaker 2: This has been like the one thing he's been trying
Speaker 2: to consistently deliver on, you know, like he really has
Speaker 2: been picking. I think it's like up to one hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty some billion.
Speaker 1: At this point that he's forgiven God damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so far the totals one to sixty eight
Speaker 2: point five billion dollars that has been approved for debt relief.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this one specifically is for public service workers,
Speaker 2: about thirty five thousand people we'll get some relief there,
Speaker 2: and hell yeah, yeah, it's possible through like overhauling what
Speaker 2: they have, the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program, which allows
Speaker 2: like you know again, if you're like a firefighter or
Speaker 2: a teacher, you work at a nonprofit to get debt
Speaker 2: forgiveness if you've paid for ten years on your federal
Speaker 2: loan balance. So yeah, good yeah, good news.
Speaker 1: We'll dig in more on tomorrow's episode about how it's
Speaker 1: looking more and more like people are going to COVID.
Speaker 2: Too, by the way, Yeah, he does have COVID.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that combined with just increasing leaks to the
Speaker 1: media from higher up, like the top of the Democratic
Speaker 1: Party being like, yeah, man, I've basically asked him to
Speaker 1: step down like a you know, he it's looking more
Speaker 1: and more like he might step down, and if he
Speaker 1: combined the stepping down selflessly stepping aside while also like
Speaker 1: doing a bunch of shit like that people want him
Speaker 1: to do, like maybe stop funding the genocide and uh
Speaker 1: also you know, debt relief also apparently you know, there
Speaker 1: is court reform on in the works.
Speaker 2: That's more like vibes than yeah, what can he do now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like starting a conversation more so than something
Speaker 1: he could get done before he leaves office. But anyways, uh,
Speaker 1: that is the latest from the bid. Yeah, yeah, Matt Gates. Meanwhile, uh,
Speaker 1: as you put it in the dock, Matt Gates just
Speaker 1: hard launched a new face at the RNZ.
Speaker 2: Came at us. Shit just again. This is a hard
Speaker 2: one to talk about because it's so visual, but Matt
Speaker 2: Gates pulled up to that RNC stage look like again,
Speaker 2: my first instinct here was my man went hard on
Speaker 2: the botulism shots on the boat but toks. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: the eyebrow pencil you're filling it in. It's what like
Speaker 2: what I was trying to kind of like just do
Speaker 2: that thing where you like cover half his face to
Speaker 2: kind of figure out who he looks like. He kind
Speaker 2: of has like Jack Nicholson Joker esque eyebrows, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of was Jack
Speaker 1: Nicholson Joker from Tim Burton's Batman. It like when he
Speaker 1: paints you know, flesh tone peach paint over his face,
Speaker 1: Yeah right right, and he like looks off. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of what it looks like. It looks like
Speaker 1: he got the he got exposed to the joker gas
Speaker 1: or whatever. The he also yeah, he like people pointed out,
Speaker 1: like he looks like, you know, as he you see
Speaker 1: a real housewife like go later and later into the
Speaker 1: season they get that kind of beastung.
Speaker 2: Look face yep, got to get the fillers, got to
Speaker 2: get the boatox. Yeah, I look, I don't know what
Speaker 2: it was, but as the drag queens that he hates
Speaker 2: would probably say, he looks geiche to the gods with
Speaker 2: this fac with his geiched your giche is your makeup,
Speaker 2: your geisha? Ye, look, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 2: not a whole giche like that, but he looks he
Speaker 2: has made he's made up his mind, folks, and this
Speaker 2: is his face.
Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, it's and it's wild like the The
Speaker 1: other noteworthy thing is that it seems like it happened overnight,
Speaker 1: like literally, right video of him from earlier in the RNC,
Speaker 1: he looks like himself, and then in this he came
Speaker 1: out looking like he's been possessed by a doll or
Speaker 1: something something, you know, like he came out looking like
Speaker 1: a Matt Gates.
Speaker 2: Doll, right right, Like yeah, if Matt Gates became a
Speaker 2: bratz doll. It's your Gates brats doll.
Speaker 1: My writer jam is pointing out that people went to
Speaker 1: a plastic surgeon and were like.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this right?
Speaker 1: The plastic surgeon says it may not have been botox
Speaker 1: since he looked normalist earlier in the week, but rather
Speaker 1: a threadlift or eyebrow lift combined with makeup.
Speaker 2: Oofs, Yeah, an.
Speaker 1: Eyebrow lift, like what a move to be, like, I
Speaker 1: need to get these fuckers higher. Yeah, before my speech
Speaker 1: in two hours. Like it feels like it was done
Speaker 1: very last minute. He's probably like or he's like, what
Speaker 1: can I do to my face? And they're like, well,
Speaker 1: it's surgeon.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do surgery. Oh hey, I don't
Speaker 2: know botox and needles.
Speaker 1: No, is a threadlift like where they just like insert
Speaker 1: threads into the corners of your eyebrows and then just
Speaker 1: like lift the eyebrows up like this.
Speaker 2: It's a type of procedure where in temporary sutures are
Speaker 2: used to produce a subtle but visible lift in skin.
Speaker 1: Jesus, well, that can't be it, because this ship is
Speaker 1: in no way subtle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, but hey, anyway, you look like shit.
Speaker 1: Matt well done, look like shit, shit, seem like shit,
Speaker 1: just to generally be a ship exactly. The Republicans have
Speaker 1: gone full idiocracy with respect to their relationship to wrestling,
Speaker 1: and to the extent that Hulk Cogan is booked to
Speaker 1: speak tonight at the final night of.
Speaker 2: The r n C.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Which it is a sad state of
Speaker 1: affairs when the racist, homophobic star of Mister Nanny is
Speaker 1: far from the worst guest at a political convention.
Speaker 2: Well, the Undertaker is going to be speaking at the
Speaker 2: d n C. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: That's if DNC fucking knew what they were doing, they
Speaker 1: would have the Undertaker.
Speaker 2: Even Nash is going to be speaking. Okay, who's with
Speaker 2: nWo out here? But yeah, he's recently.
Speaker 1: Been floating the idea of running for political office. Has
Speaker 1: said as much to the hosts of Fox and Friends
Speaker 1: while promoting his new beer, which was specifically created as
Speaker 1: an alternative to bud Light.
Speaker 2: And sounds like might truly be racist. There was a
Speaker 2: woman on Twitter who was saying she was hired to
Speaker 2: do like promo stuff for Hulk Hogan's beer, but was
Speaker 2: fired when Hulk Hogan saw that she was a woman
Speaker 2: of color. Wow, and then showed like who they have
Speaker 2: out there, and it's it's most it's actually all white
Speaker 2: women promoting hate beer or hate light beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's someone who is on you know,
Speaker 1: people are like, when is the tape of Donald Trump
Speaker 1: saying then we're going to launch and like Hulk Hogan's
Speaker 1: political aspirations launched with a tape of him going on
Speaker 1: a racist tye rd.
Speaker 2: Right like that, Yeah, how can we run the ww anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened? Man?
Speaker 1: But yeah, Roger Stone has floated him like been like
Speaker 1: Hulk Cogan should run for Senate. And obviously there's Jesse
Speaker 1: the body Ventura had success in politics. Like it, it
Speaker 1: makes sense, like it makes like they are not as
Speaker 1: dissimilar as you would think at first. Made that point
Speaker 1: for a reason. It resonated for a reason. It's you know,
Speaker 1: it's pretend it's just broad theatricality. It makes sense that
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is basically a professional wrestling character, is literally
Speaker 1: a professional wrestling character. But you know, even before he
Speaker 1: like stepped in the ring, was essentially a professional wrestling
Speaker 1: character whose character was just rich guy. And you know,
Speaker 1: he has become one of the most successful politicians of
Speaker 1: all time in America.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hulk, Hogan is not afraid to go against Iran,
Speaker 2: you know, as demonstrated when he fought the Iron Chic
Speaker 2: on the w w F. So yeah, you know, he
Speaker 2: does have some foreign policies, you know, cred I'll give
Speaker 2: him that.
Speaker 1: And it does feel like it's of a piece with
Speaker 1: the overall trend that we've been kind of feeling vibrations
Speaker 1: of of just like a return to the Reagan eighties.
Speaker 1: That seems to be where the RNC is hoping things
Speaker 1: are headed. So why not have fucking Hulk Hogan actual Hogan.
Speaker 2: Thanks Hulk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, Uh, we'll see how that speech goes over tonight.
Speaker 2: I know what's he gonna and how who's he gonna call? Brother?
Speaker 2: I know loves to use the hard R with brother
Speaker 2: and other words. In Jesus, Hulk, just leave it.
Speaker 3: Relax, baby, I don't say what we relax, baby, Relax baby,
Speaker 3: Come on, baby, got a relax for me, Baby giving
Speaker 3: him a shoulder rub before he goes out.
Speaker 2: Hey, baby, I needed to relax for me. Baby, Just
Speaker 2: don't go.
Speaker 1: And then so he's speaking on the last night, obviously
Speaker 1: Trump is speaking on the last night. Have you noticed,
Speaker 1: So shout out to the Cool Zone team who went
Speaker 1: into the belly of the Beast, Robert Evans Garrison, Sophie
Speaker 1: went to the Republican National Convention, have amazing tales to
Speaker 1: tell that We'll be coming out throughout the week, and
Speaker 1: have already been coming out on their show, their daily show.
Speaker 1: It could happen here. But Sophie, I was chatting with
Speaker 1: her this morning and she was like, Trump looked very
Speaker 1: has looked very sad all week, which I was also
Speaker 1: kind of picking up. I'm wondering what what's gonna come
Speaker 1: with his Like is his speech going to just normal shit?
Speaker 1: Is he going to try and strike a new like
Speaker 1: somber tone now that he survived an assassination attem?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the reporting around it sounds like there's also
Speaker 2: been stuff where like, uh, the like you know, party
Speaker 2: people and Trump campaign people have been going over people's
Speaker 2: speeches to kind of take out any super fiery rhetoric,
Speaker 2: although like, where's the line for the Republican Party in
Speaker 2: terms of fiery rhetoric? Yeah, but I mean it does
Speaker 2: seem like if you're just trying to wrangle with the
Speaker 2: optics of Trump, like you would want to present him
Speaker 2: as like it's not the same guy anymore. Yeah, piece
Speaker 2: of shit that everyone hated. He emerged from the ashes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like he got he's actually got really shook from almost dying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and now he's realized the thing. I mean, that might
Speaker 2: be what they're going for, but I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: I can't imagine no matter how much he wants to
Speaker 2: be like I did it, the idea that you almost
Speaker 2: got killed probably affects you in some way, you'd think so, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you never know. He was more concerned about his
Speaker 2: lifts though. Yeah. Yeah, I mean yeah, partially you're like,
Speaker 2: did this affect him in some way?
Speaker 1: But it also could just be that he's falling asleep.
Speaker 1: He does seem to be falling asleep throughout the rn C.
Speaker 1: And also you like, look at the fact that he
Speaker 1: just like went golfing the day after he got shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's keeping it moving, He's keeping it moving. But
Speaker 2: I'm sure like the people ideally like this is our
Speaker 2: moment to pivot with Trump and show the softer side.
Speaker 2: He's a unifier and he remembers all the racial slurs.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have to make ones up because his brain
Speaker 2: still works all right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 2: we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back and rip to one of the greats
Speaker 1: to ever do it one mister Bob Newhart. George Robert
Speaker 1: new Heart, groundbreaking stand up comedian, TV sitcom legend mates
Speaker 1: a new Heart massive who passed away at the age
Speaker 1: of ninety four.
Speaker 2: Damn ninety four. Yeah he did, he did good.
Speaker 1: Younger listeners may know him as the Dad Elf from Elf.
Speaker 2: Ah, Yes, the Dad Alf Dad Elf. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's also I guess he was in Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 2: Never seen it. As a Christian, I refuse to acknowledge
Speaker 2: The Big Bang in any way. So wow, why would
Speaker 2: I even.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying that because it is the show
Speaker 1: that like when people are like, oh, yeah, you have
Speaker 1: a comedy show, well you're you like Big Bang Theory. Right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Big Big Theory is a thing that
Speaker 1: like you know, aunts and uncles and stuff. So from
Speaker 1: now on, instead of feeling uncomfortable and bad that I'm
Speaker 1: not a Big Bank Theory, I'm just gonna shame them
Speaker 1: be like, as a Christian, I can't. I'm sorry invest
Speaker 1: my time.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to watch? Jurassic Park also
Speaker 2: with you. No, those are Christ's creations if they even existed,
Speaker 2: and they only get years ago.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Miles. Can I interest you in a new
Speaker 1: type of coke? So dirty soda we talked about in
Speaker 1: the past. That's where you combine your favorite sodi pop
Speaker 1: with extra sugar for some reason, and half and half
Speaker 1: for some reason. It is a It is from the
Speaker 1: world of Utah where they're like the Utah, the world
Speaker 1: of Utah, from the planet of Utah, desert planet. It's
Speaker 1: so that that's a big one. So now people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: you thought that was wild. Well how about a fluffy coke,
Speaker 1: which is you spread marshmallow fluff around the inside of
Speaker 1: a cup and then fill.
Speaker 2: It with ice on soda. Oh yeah, right, that's that's
Speaker 2: less interesting to me. What's it gonna be? Like what
Speaker 2: happens when they combine? Like it is it fluff mill?
Speaker 2: It's not fluffy? Why am I even acting like it's
Speaker 2: is it it's fluffy? I mean it could be eating cloud.
Speaker 1: Like you know in the way that you put this
Speaker 1: scoop of ice cream into a coke and they're like
Speaker 1: that flap.
Speaker 2: That froth lom yeah on top the from the frothy
Speaker 2: flum Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a bit of Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't I always love that ship unsettling to me. I'm
Speaker 2: watching a video of two ladies trying it on TikTok.
Speaker 2: How they doing they're drinking it? I must write some off.
Speaker 1: The sat and I start throwing up like that horse
Speaker 1: and the.
Speaker 2: And it gets kind of clamy. What do you rate
Speaker 2: our fluffy soda? Oh? I like it?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Okay, I give it a I might not
Speaker 1: be up on fluffy soda, but I'm up on those
Speaker 1: drink reviewers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just like, hell yeah, I love this. I'm
Speaker 2: giving it a ten. All right. How about this ice water? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 2: chrisp I like it. I'll give it a ten. Hold on,
Speaker 2: can I give it another try? Wow, it's almost like
Speaker 2: melted ice. It has the same kind of flavor as
Speaker 2: melted ice. I'm giving it a living. Yeah. I guess
Speaker 2: like this lady and her mema just go and try
Speaker 2: stuff that's probably very wholesome until they probably put up
Speaker 2: some weird race strands and then you're like it's not great.
Speaker 2: Here we go the Yeah. So anyways, that's a new thing.
Speaker 2: Would you try it? Do you have fluff at your home.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we don't keep fluff in the house.
Speaker 1: We're oh, we are like a boring house. Like I
Speaker 1: if my friends from growing up came to my house
Speaker 1: and looked in our cupboard, they would be like, why
Speaker 1: do your parents suck? Oh? No?
Speaker 2: Oh? Like if like you right, like you would have
Speaker 2: that self consciousness as a kid, like mom, we got
Speaker 2: to have Doritle's in here, and my fucking friends are
Speaker 2: gonna cool chip, They're gonna fuck me up outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was my family growing up. We
Speaker 1: didn't have any like sweet and cereals. All our cereal
Speaker 1: was the color of fucking cardboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was or shredded cardboard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're feeling a little crazy and yeah it was
Speaker 1: just not nothing was sweet. All the snacks were like
Speaker 1: pretty bad. Yeah, exact same.
Speaker 2: That's why I think that for me again, like why
Speaker 2: I you know, I'm now eating much better, but in
Speaker 2: my twenties and shit, I was eating like a fucking
Speaker 2: goblin with a cursed digestive system, like cause I did.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, all those things are kept from you.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like those kids who's like parents are like super
Speaker 2: restrictive like in high school, and then they go to
Speaker 2: college and they don't know how to act, and like,
Speaker 2: I've completely wasted, like my first semester getting fucked up.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what was going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about those kids. I would be
Speaker 1: but know nothing about that.
Speaker 2: That's me with like fast food, I was like the
Speaker 2: second I was buying my own food, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I mean fluffy burgers and soda. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Uh, all right, we have a new trend. Gen Z
Speaker 1: boys are chewing on rock hard gum uh and and
Speaker 1: the pitch get ready, uh huh? Say goodbye to a
Speaker 1: weak chin and hello to a jaw line that commands attention. Jawliner,
Speaker 1: a brand that sells facial fitness chewing gum, says on
Speaker 1: its website, I'm sorry Jawliner bro.
Speaker 2: What oh so like you're gonna work all those like
Speaker 2: mandibular muscles and shit to have the most ripped face? Yes?
Speaker 2: Is that even possible? I feel like a chin is struck.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at Michael B. Jordan. So glad you
Speaker 2: asked my man could not I don't think he was
Speaker 2: chewing jawlner.
Speaker 1: He got something he puts someone else's jaw liner in
Speaker 1: his Yeah. Yeah, isn't that the theory that he got
Speaker 1: a jaw line? Yeah, that he had chant surgery, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean that was the I remember him in
Speaker 1: the wire and he was like adorable and very week
Speaker 1: of chin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now he looks got leading man chin.
Speaker 1: Looks like a fucking chad dude. There's no other way
Speaker 1: to put it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, So it is so
Speaker 2: funny because chadshit is so fucking pervasive online and like
Speaker 2: gig a chad face, like with the fucking cinder block
Speaker 2: jaw is like cool that now you can chew a
Speaker 2: gum to recompletely reset your strop home struggle. Yes, or
Speaker 2: you can't, but they are selling it, according to a
Speaker 2: jaw line doctor. I don't know who the fuck doctor
Speaker 2: Evers gurd is, but he is apparently an expert who
Speaker 2: told The New York Times, you would have to chew
Speaker 2: gum for so long, for eight hours a day, for
Speaker 2: years in years to get the effect that they're looking for.
Speaker 2: The risks definitely outweigh the best challenge, fucking accepted doctor.
Speaker 2: I've definitely had.
Speaker 1: I'm a big gum guy, a gum hog and have
Speaker 1: chewed gum to the point that my jaw is like.
Speaker 2: Tired at the end of the day. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: that feeling. Yeah, so I've.
Speaker 1: And I've got a you know, the same jaw line
Speaker 1: as Jacks from h Vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it makes sense. I mean, Jack, you got
Speaker 2: you got chin privilege, man, So I think you should
Speaker 2: chocolate up to the gum man. Some people are just
Speaker 2: born with it, man, just born with it. That's natty.
Speaker 2: That's natty. So dudes are gonna come up to me like, yo, bro,
Speaker 2: what's up with your chin jaw? Is that natty? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where'd you get? Who did your chin? Bro?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: Bro? That's right, the only guy who could on God.
Speaker 2: And finally, we do have it is in our contract
Speaker 2: that we have to always report anytime there's a new
Speaker 2: popcorn bucket that you can have sex with, that you
Speaker 2: can fuck. There's a new one. There's a new one.
Speaker 1: It is the alien face fucker.
Speaker 2: Or the Zeno more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually not. I can't fuck what I was hoping.
Speaker 1: You can't really.
Speaker 2: Pardon me free for I'm like, pardon me as if
Speaker 2: I'm lecturing a school of it like elementary school. I
Speaker 2: didn't mean to say that the or if the opening
Speaker 2: is not conducing for any kind of even pleasure, I
Speaker 2: would say, yeah, looks like a guess. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: a rectangular hole on top of the thing. Is this? Wait?
Speaker 2: Is there a new alien movie coming out? There is?
Speaker 1: And it was something that I was one unaware of
Speaker 1: until uh I started seeing the posters in the past
Speaker 1: week or so. It feels like something that they're like
Speaker 1: just trying to launch last minute or something, or maybe
Speaker 1: I'm just not checking for the Alien franchise that much.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm marketing of films has been so
Speaker 2: bad I feel like recently that and I think also
Speaker 2: I'm kind of not in the spaces where traditional marketing reaches,
Speaker 2: so sometimes I'm like kind of in a dead zone
Speaker 2: when it comes to like new movies and shit like that.
Speaker 2: But that feels big Alien Romulus, which I can't not
Speaker 2: think of Karen Culkin's character. Yeah, I just want to
Speaker 2: say Alien remis yeah, but cool.
Speaker 1: It would have been a much worse title, Alien Remits
Speaker 1: re miss It's about like the underdog kind of nerdy alien.
Speaker 2: The one that couldn't reach the wolf's breast to feed on.
Speaker 1: They but the cover is somebody getting their face fucked
Speaker 1: by the face hugger. I just in my mind it
Speaker 1: has been replaced face hugger, face fucker hugging is a
Speaker 1: real Like that sounds like some revisionist shit that like
Speaker 1: a metoed guy would be like what, I was just
Speaker 1: hugging them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's like not real. You are impregnating their face.
Speaker 2: A little euphemistic here with that description. Wait, so when
Speaker 2: does it come out? Wait, like a month? Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: coming out very soon. Oh you know what this poster
Speaker 2: looks familiar? Yeah, it's like red with the yeah yeah
Speaker 2: on their face. Okay, wow, that's so completely upended my plans.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's starting to like appear on all
Speaker 1: the buses in Los Angeles like it's gonna have it's
Speaker 1: gonna have an LA bus line.
Speaker 2: I am seeing Twisters tonight, so maybe it will be
Speaker 2: one of the I'm excited for you. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to see this terrible like hopefully why
Speaker 2: what made you?
Speaker 1: Is it because you were a Twisters a Twister fan?
Speaker 1: Yeah back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it was just more like it
Speaker 2: felt like nineteen. In my mind, nineteen ninety six was
Speaker 2: such a pure era for me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I was like twelve, you know, you don't you're not
Speaker 2: smart enough to really know like about the suffering of
Speaker 2: like modern life or anything. And it wasn't like so
Speaker 2: upfront and center, so like yeah, like the biggest pleasures
Speaker 2: were being like, we're gonna go to the movies, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, yeah, let's go to the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so with Twister, I think I also love the
Speaker 2: idea the little robots that they would launch into the
Speaker 2: fucking storm. I thought, like Dorothy, all that shit I
Speaker 2: thought was like so like I don't know, I just
Speaker 2: and I love the steak and eggs. I just for
Speaker 2: there's a part where they eat steak and eggs mm hm,
Speaker 2: like at a diet or like for breakfast in one scene,
Speaker 2: and it like I started to eat. I tried to
Speaker 2: get steak and eggs until my my my parents are like, bro,
Speaker 2: you're not ordering steak and eggs before you're talking about
Speaker 2: your fucking twelve.
Speaker 1: That was like a thing that you weren't really aware
Speaker 1: of prior to that was the idea of steaking eggs.
Speaker 2: Ol Yeah, and then you saw it on screen, like
Speaker 2: the just the way it was kind of like sizzling greasy.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh fuck, yeah, So there's like a
Speaker 2: bunch of other shit tied up and just really has
Speaker 2: I don't think again, it's nothing to do with the
Speaker 2: fucking movie itself, but like I feel like steak and
Speaker 2: eggs delivers on the promise. I've had maybe steak and
Speaker 2: eggs three times in my life actually, and I'm always like, eh.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just there's something It's never that
Speaker 1: good a piece of steak, and that's the point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something about the combination that feels like it doesn't work
Speaker 1: the way I always want it to work. I don't
Speaker 1: need Yoki steak, yeah, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: steak is enough on its own without the eggs, and
Speaker 1: eggs are enough on their own. I don't Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't need it.
Speaker 2: See producer Victor knows, he knows the vibes. The whole
Speaker 2: thing is uh yeah. I think it's just one of
Speaker 2: it for me. That's like Twisters would be one piece
Speaker 2: for me to have a Barbenheimer moment, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, Like if they did Twisters and then
Speaker 2: like a good sequel to Space Jam or like some
Speaker 2: other movie from ninety six, because I think the secret
Speaker 2: to I think we'll just just on it just describing it.
Speaker 2: Barbie is something that is so fucking ubiquitous in culture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like now becoming a movie something you never thought could
Speaker 2: a movie being a movie like that has one engine,
Speaker 2: and then the Oppenheimer thing was Chris Nolan and so
Speaker 2: like that becomes required viewing for people who like to
Speaker 2: go to the movies. So I think, sure you need
Speaker 2: something close to that rather than like what about Garfunkel
Speaker 2: and Oates or whatever the fuck they were trying to
Speaker 2: do with the Garfunkland Oates leave them alone. I didn't
Speaker 2: know Ricky Lindholm was with Fred Armison. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 2: like they just had a kid or something. I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: Ricky Lindholm is with Fred Armison, Fred Armisen, Yeah, anyway, Makuchi,
Speaker 2: yeah anyway. So all right, so this is this is
Speaker 2: a list of domestic box office winners for the year
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Independence Day. We've already had our sequel that sucked for that,
Speaker 1: so we can't compare Twisters number two. So we have twisters.
Speaker 1: Who are we pairing with Twisters. What sequel, I'll just
Speaker 1: go through the ones that don't yet have sequels. The
Speaker 1: Rock Oh okay, Nutty Professor has a sequel obviously, Yeah, Ransom.
Speaker 1: But I don't feel like that is the bird cage, Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, rest in Peace, Robin Williams. I
Speaker 2: don't know who picks up that mantle. But yeah, but
Speaker 2: gen Z I feel is rediscovering bird case. I've seen
Speaker 2: a lot of Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've just seen like some being like no bird cage.
Speaker 2: I found it. What phenomenon phenomenon? Dude, it was.
Speaker 1: It was in that period where John Travolta. We were
Speaker 1: just like John Travolta as Angel. YEP, sign me up,
Speaker 1: John Travolta, but he's like real smart, yep, sign me up.
Speaker 2: Yep. The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not and then Space Jams like kind of
Speaker 1: the one that would make the most sense, but that
Speaker 1: came out during the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm even looking at like ninety seven mm and
Speaker 2: a condo. Yeah, Volcano mans in the ninety seven was
Speaker 2: kind of a lean year too.
Speaker 1: Jingle all the Way was a good was a good
Speaker 1: one from ninety six at least partially.
Speaker 2: But it can't be a reboot, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like you need to take something. It has to
Speaker 2: be like Twisters. I get like it's been long enough
Speaker 2: that that works, but it has to be like I
Speaker 2: was saying, like, it has to be something on par
Speaker 2: with like a fucking teenage muw Ninja Turtles movie that
Speaker 2: is supposed to activate, like the thirty plus brain. I
Speaker 2: do have it, now what? And I do have it
Speaker 2: now what?
Speaker 1: So Sleeper because Sleepers was the movie from ninety six
Speaker 1: with Kevin Bacon abusing children. So Sleeper, we take it
Speaker 1: in the opposite d okay, only one sleeper?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but that's just about enough. Wasn't he
Speaker 2: like a fucked up like juvenile prison guard? Yes? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a fucked up movie. I remember that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was PG thirteen and I just went,
Speaker 1: oh no, it was our How did I go see
Speaker 1: this in theaters?
Speaker 2: When it came it was on TV a lot, I
Speaker 2: feel like, on HBO a lot, and I watched it.
Speaker 1: I was really into Sleepers, like for some readon I
Speaker 1: was like, this is going to be so sick, and
Speaker 1: then it was I don't know why. I thought that
Speaker 1: was gonna be good, but it was. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think it.
Speaker 2: Was fine, but it was dark as fun, right, and
Speaker 2: they just like decide to murder the guard who abused them.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's two hours and twenty seven minutes, and I
Speaker 1: remember every one of those minutes being like, god, damn,
Speaker 1: this is long and bleak. And I am on a date,
Speaker 1: freshman in high school date.
Speaker 2: I remember always like being like, I remember always watching
Speaker 2: Basketball Diaries when it came on. Yeah, and that was
Speaker 2: also fucking we But I just remember being like, yo, it's.
Speaker 1: A basketball movie, like whit men can't jump. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how I viewed it. Yeah, truly heroin addiction. Wait what's
Speaker 1: the guy doing in the bathroom stall with him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I remember that was a big idea. I remember
Speaker 2: asking my dad to explain that scene to me in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety five. I was eleven years old, and yeah,
Speaker 2: my dad did not he does not pull punches with
Speaker 2: the truth as a kid, and he was, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he just like what, Oh, well, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be addicted to Heroin.
Speaker 1: Turns out yeah, bad bad time times all right. Those
Speaker 1: are some of the things that are trending on this
Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a wholes episode
Speaker 1: of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your flu shots,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,