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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of JD

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Speaker 1: Vance Vance Refrigerat Trends. A little office reference that I

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Speaker 1: sure as hell didn't get. I did, but Miles did

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Speaker 1: and explained it to me that one courtesy of JD.

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Speaker 1: Salad bar on the discord. Uh man, and my name

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Speaker 1: is Jack, and that over there, well that is Miles. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And I could care less about the country struggling. And

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Speaker 1: I could care less, Miles. I just want to kiss you, Miles. Yes, Joseph, Robinette, Biden,

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Speaker 1: oh Man, Batman and Robinette. He did a one point

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Speaker 1: two billion dollar relief. Yeah, is he just gonna like

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Speaker 1: do all the stuff now?

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Speaker 2: Now? Like we're like we don't really like you anymore. Man,

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Speaker 2: This has been like the one thing he's been trying

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Speaker 2: to consistently deliver on, you know, like he really has

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Speaker 2: been picking. I think it's like up to one hundred

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Speaker 2: and sixty some billion.

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Speaker 1: At this point that he's forgiven God damn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so far the totals one to sixty eight

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Speaker 2: point five billion dollars that has been approved for debt relief.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, this one specifically is for public service workers,

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Speaker 2: about thirty five thousand people we'll get some relief there,

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Speaker 2: and hell yeah, yeah, it's possible through like overhauling what

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Speaker 2: they have, the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program, which allows

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Speaker 2: like you know again, if you're like a firefighter or

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Speaker 2: a teacher, you work at a nonprofit to get debt

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Speaker 2: forgiveness if you've paid for ten years on your federal

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Speaker 2: loan balance. So yeah, good yeah, good news.

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Speaker 1: We'll dig in more on tomorrow's episode about how it's

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Speaker 1: looking more and more like people are going to COVID.

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Speaker 2: Too, by the way, Yeah, he does have COVID.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that combined with just increasing leaks to the

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Speaker 1: media from higher up, like the top of the Democratic

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Speaker 1: Party being like, yeah, man, I've basically asked him to

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Speaker 1: step down like a you know, he it's looking more

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Speaker 1: and more like he might step down, and if he

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Speaker 1: combined the stepping down selflessly stepping aside while also like

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Speaker 1: doing a bunch of shit like that people want him

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Speaker 1: to do, like maybe stop funding the genocide and uh

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Speaker 1: also you know, debt relief also apparently you know, there

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Speaker 1: is court reform on in the works.

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Speaker 2: That's more like vibes than yeah, what can he do now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like starting a conversation more so than something

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Speaker 1: he could get done before he leaves office. But anyways, uh,

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Speaker 1: that is the latest from the bid. Yeah, yeah, Matt Gates. Meanwhile, uh,

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Speaker 1: as you put it in the dock, Matt Gates just

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Speaker 1: hard launched a new face at the RNZ.

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Speaker 2: Came at us. Shit just again. This is a hard

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Speaker 2: one to talk about because it's so visual, but Matt

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Speaker 2: Gates pulled up to that RNC stage look like again,

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Speaker 2: my first instinct here was my man went hard on

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Speaker 2: the botulism shots on the boat but toks. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: the eyebrow pencil you're filling it in. It's what like

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Speaker 2: what I was trying to kind of like just do

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Speaker 2: that thing where you like cover half his face to

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Speaker 2: kind of figure out who he looks like. He kind

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Speaker 2: of has like Jack Nicholson Joker esque eyebrows, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of was Jack

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Speaker 1: Nicholson Joker from Tim Burton's Batman. It like when he

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Speaker 1: paints you know, flesh tone peach paint over his face,

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Speaker 1: Yeah right right, and he like looks off. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of what it looks like. It looks like

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Speaker 1: he got the he got exposed to the joker gas

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Speaker 1: or whatever. The he also yeah, he like people pointed out,

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Speaker 1: like he looks like, you know, as he you see

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Speaker 2: Look face yep, got to get the fillers, got to

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Speaker 2: get the boatox. Yeah, I look, I don't know what

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Speaker 2: it was, but as the drag queens that he hates

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Speaker 2: would probably say, he looks geiche to the gods with

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Speaker 2: this fac with his geiched your giche is your makeup,

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Speaker 2: your geisha? Ye, look, you know what I mean. It's

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Speaker 2: not a whole giche like that, but he looks he

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Speaker 2: has made he's made up his mind, folks, and this

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Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, it's and it's wild like the The

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Speaker 1: other noteworthy thing is that it seems like it happened overnight,

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Speaker 1: like literally, right video of him from earlier in the RNC,

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Speaker 1: he looks like himself, and then in this he came

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Speaker 1: out looking like he's been possessed by a doll or

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Speaker 1: a Matt Gates.

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Speaker 2: Doll, right right, Like yeah, if Matt Gates became a

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Speaker 2: bratz doll. It's your Gates brats doll.

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Speaker 1: My writer jam is pointing out that people went to

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is this right?

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Speaker 1: The plastic surgeon says it may not have been botox

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Speaker 1: since he looked normalist earlier in the week, but rather

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Speaker 2: Oofs, Yeah, an.

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Speaker 1: Eyebrow lift, like what a move to be, like, I

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Speaker 1: need to get these fuckers higher. Yeah, before my speech

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Speaker 1: in two hours. Like it feels like it was done

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Speaker 1: very last minute. He's probably like or he's like, what

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Speaker 1: can I do to my face? And they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: it's surgeon.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do surgery. Oh hey, I don't

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Speaker 2: know botox and needles.

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Speaker 1: No, is a threadlift like where they just like insert

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Speaker 2: It's a type of procedure where in temporary sutures are

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Speaker 2: used to produce a subtle but visible lift in skin.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, well, that can't be it, because this ship is

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Speaker 1: in no way subtle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, but hey, anyway, you look like shit.

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Speaker 1: Matt well done, look like shit, shit, seem like shit,

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Speaker 1: just to generally be a ship exactly. The Republicans have

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Speaker 1: gone full idiocracy with respect to their relationship to wrestling,

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Speaker 1: and to the extent that Hulk Cogan is booked to

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Speaker 1: speak tonight at the final night of.

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Speaker 2: The r n C.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Which it is a sad state of

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Speaker 1: affairs when the racist, homophobic star of Mister Nanny is

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Speaker 1: far from the worst guest at a political convention.

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Speaker 2: Well, the Undertaker is going to be speaking at the

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Speaker 2: d n C. Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: That's if DNC fucking knew what they were doing, they

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Speaker 2: Even Nash is going to be speaking. Okay, who's with

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Speaker 2: nWo out here? But yeah, he's recently.

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Speaker 1: Been floating the idea of running for political office. Has

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Speaker 1: said as much to the hosts of Fox and Friends

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Speaker 1: while promoting his new beer, which was specifically created as

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Speaker 2: And sounds like might truly be racist. There was a

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Speaker 2: do like promo stuff for Hulk Hogan's beer, but was

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Speaker 2: fired when Hulk Hogan saw that she was a woman

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Speaker 2: of color. Wow, and then showed like who they have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's someone who is on you know,

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Speaker 1: people are like, when is the tape of Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: saying then we're going to launch and like Hulk Hogan's

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Speaker 1: political aspirations launched with a tape of him going on

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Speaker 2: Right like that, Yeah, how can we run the ww anymore?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened? Man?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, Roger Stone has floated him like been like

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Speaker 1: Hulk Cogan should run for Senate. And obviously there's Jesse

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Speaker 1: the body Ventura had success in politics. Like it, it

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Speaker 1: makes sense, like it makes like they are not as

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Speaker 1: dissimilar as you would think at first. Made that point

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Speaker 1: for a reason. It resonated for a reason. It's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's pretend it's just broad theatricality. It makes sense that

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump is basically a professional wrestling character, is literally

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Speaker 1: a professional wrestling character. But you know, even before he

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Speaker 1: character whose character was just rich guy. And you know,

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Speaker 1: he has become one of the most successful politicians of

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hulk, Hogan is not afraid to go against Iran,

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Speaker 2: you know, as demonstrated when he fought the Iron Chic

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Speaker 2: does have some foreign policies, you know, cred I'll give

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Speaker 2: him that.

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Speaker 1: And it does feel like it's of a piece with

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Speaker 1: the overall trend that we've been kind of feeling vibrations

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Speaker 1: of of just like a return to the Reagan eighties.

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Speaker 1: That seems to be where the RNC is hoping things

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Speaker 1: are headed. So why not have fucking Hulk Hogan actual Hogan.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Hulk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyways, Uh, we'll see how that speech goes over tonight.

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Speaker 2: I know what's he gonna and how who's he gonna call? Brother?

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Speaker 2: I know loves to use the hard R with brother

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Speaker 2: and other words. In Jesus, Hulk, just leave it.

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Speaker 3: Relax, baby, I don't say what we relax, baby, Relax baby,

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Speaker 3: Come on, baby, got a relax for me, Baby giving

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Speaker 3: him a shoulder rub before he goes out.

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Speaker 2: Hey, baby, I needed to relax for me. Baby, Just

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Speaker 1: And then so he's speaking on the last night, obviously

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Speaker 1: Trump is speaking on the last night. Have you noticed,

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Speaker 1: So shout out to the Cool Zone team who went

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Speaker 1: into the belly of the Beast, Robert Evans Garrison, Sophie

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Speaker 1: went to the Republican National Convention, have amazing tales to

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Speaker 1: tell that We'll be coming out throughout the week, and

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Speaker 1: have already been coming out on their show, their daily show.

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Speaker 1: It could happen here. But Sophie, I was chatting with

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Speaker 1: has looked very sad all week, which I was also

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Speaker 1: kind of picking up. I'm wondering what what's gonna come

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Speaker 1: with his Like is his speech going to just normal shit?

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Speaker 1: Is he going to try and strike a new like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the reporting around it sounds like there's also

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Speaker 2: been stuff where like, uh, the like you know, party

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Speaker 2: people and Trump campaign people have been going over people's

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Speaker 2: although like, where's the line for the Republican Party in

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Speaker 2: terms of fiery rhetoric? Yeah, but I mean it does

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Speaker 2: seem like if you're just trying to wrangle with the

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Speaker 2: optics of Trump, like you would want to present him

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Speaker 2: as like it's not the same guy anymore. Yeah, piece

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Speaker 2: like he got he's actually got really shook from almost dying. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and now he's realized the thing. I mean, that might

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Speaker 2: be what they're going for, but I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine no matter how much he wants to

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Speaker 2: but you never know. He was more concerned about his

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Speaker 2: lifts though. Yeah. Yeah, I mean yeah, partially you're like,

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Speaker 2: did this affect him in some way?

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Speaker 1: But it also could just be that he's falling asleep.

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Speaker 1: He does seem to be falling asleep throughout the rn C.

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Speaker 1: And also you like, look at the fact that he

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's keeping it moving, He's keeping it moving. But

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Speaker 2: I'm sure like the people ideally like this is our

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Speaker 2: moment to pivot with Trump and show the softer side.

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Speaker 2: He's a unifier and he remembers all the racial slurs.

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Speaker 2: jaw is like cool that now you can chew a

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Speaker 2: The risks definitely outweigh the best challenge, fucking accepted doctor.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big gum guy, a gum hog and have

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Speaker 2: Where'd you get? Who did your chin? Bro?

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Speaker 2: and I love the steak and eggs. I just for

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Speaker 2: there's a part where they eat steak and eggs mm hm,

435
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Speaker 2: like at a diet or like for breakfast in one scene,

436
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Speaker 2: and it like I started to eat. I tried to

437
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Speaker 2: get steak and eggs until my my my parents are like, bro,

438
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Speaker 2: you're not ordering steak and eggs before you're talking about

439
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Speaker 2: your fucking twelve.

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Speaker 1: That was like a thing that you weren't really aware

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Speaker 1: of prior to that was the idea of steaking eggs.

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Speaker 2: Ol Yeah, and then you saw it on screen, like

443
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Speaker 2: the just the way it was kind of like sizzling greasy.

444
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh fuck, yeah, So there's like a

445
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Speaker 2: bunch of other shit tied up and just really has

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Speaker 2: I don't think again, it's nothing to do with the

447
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Speaker 2: fucking movie itself, but like I feel like steak and

448
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Speaker 2: eggs delivers on the promise. I've had maybe steak and

449
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Speaker 2: eggs three times in my life actually, and I'm always like, eh.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's just there's something It's never that

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Speaker 1: good a piece of steak, and that's the point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: something about the combination that feels like it doesn't work

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Speaker 1: the way I always want it to work. I don't

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Speaker 1: need Yoki steak, yeah, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 1: steak is enough on its own without the eggs, and

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Speaker 1: eggs are enough on their own. I don't Yeah, I

457
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Speaker 1: don't need it.

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Speaker 2: See producer Victor knows, he knows the vibes. The whole

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Speaker 2: thing is uh yeah. I think it's just one of

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Speaker 2: it for me. That's like Twisters would be one piece

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Speaker 2: for me to have a Barbenheimer moment, you know what

462
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Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, Like if they did Twisters and then

463
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Speaker 2: like a good sequel to Space Jam or like some

464
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Speaker 2: other movie from ninety six, because I think the secret

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Speaker 2: to I think we'll just just on it just describing it.

466
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: Barbie is something that is so fucking ubiquitous in culture. Yeah,

467
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Speaker 2: like now becoming a movie something you never thought could

468
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 2: a movie being a movie like that has one engine,

469
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Speaker 2: and then the Oppenheimer thing was Chris Nolan and so

470
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: like that becomes required viewing for people who like to

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Speaker 2: go to the movies. So I think, sure you need

472
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Speaker 2: something close to that rather than like what about Garfunkel

473
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Speaker 2: and Oates or whatever the fuck they were trying to

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Speaker 2: do with the Garfunkland Oates leave them alone. I didn't

475
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Speaker 2: know Ricky Lindholm was with Fred Armison. Oh yeah, she

476
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Speaker 2: like they just had a kid or something. I was like, wait,

477
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Speaker 2: Ricky Lindholm is with Fred Armison, Fred Armisen, Yeah, anyway, Makuchi,

478
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 2: yeah anyway. So all right, so this is this is

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Speaker 2: a list of domestic box office winners for the year

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Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six. Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: Independence Day. We've already had our sequel that sucked for that,

482
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Speaker 1: so we can't compare Twisters number two. So we have twisters.

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Speaker 1: Who are we pairing with Twisters. What sequel, I'll just

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Speaker 1: go through the ones that don't yet have sequels. The

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Speaker 1: Rock Oh okay, Nutty Professor has a sequel obviously, Yeah, Ransom.

486
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Speaker 1: But I don't feel like that is the bird cage, Okay.

487
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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, rest in Peace, Robin Williams. I

488
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 2: don't know who picks up that mantle. But yeah, but

489
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Speaker 2: gen Z I feel is rediscovering bird case. I've seen

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Speaker 2: a lot of Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've just seen like some being like no bird cage.

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Speaker 2: I found it. What phenomenon phenomenon? Dude, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was in that period where John Travolta. We were

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Speaker 1: just like John Travolta as Angel. YEP, sign me up,

495
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Speaker 1: John Travolta, but he's like real smart, yep, sign me up.

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Speaker 2: Yep. The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not and then Space Jams like kind of

498
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Speaker 1: the one that would make the most sense, but that

499
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: came out during the pandemic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm even looking at like ninety seven mm and

501
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 2: a condo. Yeah, Volcano mans in the ninety seven was

502
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: kind of a lean year too.

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Speaker 1: Jingle all the Way was a good was a good

504
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Speaker 1: one from ninety six at least partially.

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Speaker 2: But it can't be a reboot, you know what I mean.

506
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Speaker 2: It's like you need to take something. It has to

507
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: be like Twisters. I get like it's been long enough

508
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Speaker 2: that that works, but it has to be like I

509
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 2: was saying, like, it has to be something on par

510
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 2: with like a fucking teenage muw Ninja Turtles movie that

511
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 2: is supposed to activate, like the thirty plus brain. I

512
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 2: do have it, now what? And I do have it

513
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 2: now what?

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Speaker 1: So Sleeper because Sleepers was the movie from ninety six

515
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: with Kevin Bacon abusing children. So Sleeper, we take it

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Speaker 1: in the opposite d okay, only one sleeper?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but that's just about enough. Wasn't he

518
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 2: like a fucked up like juvenile prison guard? Yes? Yeah, yeah,

519
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: it's a fucked up movie. I remember that shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was PG thirteen and I just went,

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Speaker 1: oh no, it was our How did I go see

522
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Speaker 1: this in theaters?

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Speaker 2: When it came it was on TV a lot, I

524
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Speaker 2: feel like, on HBO a lot, and I watched it.

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Speaker 1: I was really into Sleepers, like for some readon I

526
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: was like, this is going to be so sick, and

527
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Speaker 1: then it was I don't know why. I thought that

528
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Speaker 1: was gonna be good, but it was. I mean, I

529
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Speaker 1: think it.

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Speaker 2: Was fine, but it was dark as fun, right, and

531
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Speaker 2: they just like decide to murder the guard who abused them.

532
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

533
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Speaker 1: And it's two hours and twenty seven minutes, and I

534
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: remember every one of those minutes being like, god, damn,

535
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Speaker 1: this is long and bleak. And I am on a date,

536
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Speaker 1: freshman in high school date.

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Speaker 2: I remember always like being like, I remember always watching

538
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Speaker 2: Basketball Diaries when it came on. Yeah, and that was

539
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Speaker 2: also fucking we But I just remember being like, yo, it's.

540
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Speaker 1: A basketball movie, like whit men can't jump. Yeah, that's

541
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Speaker 1: how I viewed it. Yeah, truly heroin addiction. Wait what's

542
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Speaker 1: the guy doing in the bathroom stall with him?

543
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? I remember that was a big idea. I remember

544
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Speaker 2: asking my dad to explain that scene to me in

545
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Speaker 2: nineteen ninety five. I was eleven years old, and yeah,

546
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Speaker 2: my dad did not he does not pull punches with

547
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Speaker 2: the truth as a kid, and he was, oh yeah,

548
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: he just like what, Oh, well, I don't want to

549
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Speaker 2: be addicted to Heroin.

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Speaker 1: Turns out yeah, bad bad time times all right. Those

551
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Speaker 1: are some of the things that are trending on this

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Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a wholes episode

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Speaker 1: of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,

554
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Speaker 1: be kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your flu shots,

555
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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

556
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Speaker 1: to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,