WEBVTT - You are deserving

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, welcome to Emergency Intercom. Before we get the

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<v Speaker 1>show started, San Francisco, we are inside you tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I know actively as this, as some of y'all are

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<v Speaker 2>watching this, we are in San Francisco and people are on.

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<v Speaker 2>In the audience, just looking at us. And we can

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<v Speaker 2>touch them if we want.

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<v Speaker 1>They're feeling our energy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling theirs. Good vibes only.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling it'll be sold out, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just going to say it in case it's not. Tickets

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<v Speaker 1>and bio tonight. Pull up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's still tickets. The bills have been affected.

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<v Speaker 1>The bills have been affected.

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<v Speaker 2>The bills have been affected.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode, you guys. Hi!

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<v Speaker 2>Um... I'm trying to think of like what's... Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>saw a shooting star since we've last spoken. So let's

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<v Speaker 2>just say.

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<v Speaker 1>The.

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<v Speaker 2>World is magical. Bang!

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not as short as I want them. And they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I literally got these cut last night. So it's really

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<v Speaker 2>giving 80s right now. Because, like, my hair is, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I want them to fall. And

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of want them to be shorter, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying not to do that to myself again.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's so tempting. Like... How.

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<v Speaker 1>Long would you want micro bangs for?

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<v Speaker 2>A minute. Because you get attached. You get attached to bangs.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Like... First of all, you get attached to bangs because

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<v Speaker 2>it's a very Stockholm Syndrome situation. You can't escape. Once

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<v Speaker 2>you've crossed that line, it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, we've seen too much together.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see the rest of the world with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to see them through.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have to see it through unless you want

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<v Speaker 2>to go like a, I don't know, like Zooey Deschanel

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<v Speaker 2>big offside bang, which I guess now could slide up.

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<v Speaker 2>Your cracked phone fell. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>My busted ass piece of shit, fucking piece of shit

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<v Speaker 1>ass iPhone fell.

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<v Speaker 2>And you think getting the Duo would be better?

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<v Speaker 1>Who said I'm getting the Duo?

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<v Speaker 2>You keep saying you're going to get the Duo.

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<v Speaker 1>It drops on the 16th. Guys, I want the iPhone Duo.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I thought it was out.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Oh. They just announced it. Oh, people were pre-ordering. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't even. You have to pre-order on the 16th

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<v Speaker 1>and then you get it on either the 21st or

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<v Speaker 1>the 23rd. Bitch, like imagine me at Madeline and Steven's

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<v Speaker 1>birth when my new nephew is here. With an iPhone

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<v Speaker 1>duo unfolded in his face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God, the first things he sees are iPhone duo.

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<v Speaker 1>Is an iPhone duo. Exactly. Like really like thrusting him

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<v Speaker 1>into the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>Like around what time are they expecting?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's public knowledge, so I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it doesn't matter. They're by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>this month, he should be born. And if not. first

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<v Speaker 1>week of November. I know. Is that not insane? It

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<v Speaker 1>gives me like chills and sweats thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh my God.

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<v Speaker 1>And I keep having this reoccurring thought that she's pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>with twins and that she's going to surprise everybody with twins.

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<v Speaker 2>In your dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's, I want twins so bad. I want boy

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<v Speaker 1>girl twins and I want the girl to be older

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<v Speaker 1>by like 30 seconds. Like, Oh, my God. I want twins.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no age gap in the twin shit. Don't start

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<v Speaker 2>with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, don't start that middle school drama.

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<v Speaker 2>Save the drama for your mama.

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<v Speaker 1>There really is. Like, I'm Madeline's older brother. Drama llama.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Madeline's older brother, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>You're being a drama llama right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Save the drama for your llama.

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<v Speaker 2>That is such ridiculous bullshit. I can't lie. That's, like,

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<v Speaker 2>the dumbest shit I think I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm, like, grown as fuck compared to Madeline.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so fucking scary to think that she is

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<v Speaker 2>about to invite a second soul onto this planet and...

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<v Speaker 2>Look around the room. I'm still digging in my fucking butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I think about all the time is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, you have two kids? Not only are

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<v Speaker 1>they about to have two kids, but they're good at

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<v Speaker 1>being parents. Like, put a kid in my life right

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<v Speaker 1>now and it will end up like that brown little

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<v Speaker 1>worm thing from SpongeBob in a wheelchair. Like, Chocolate. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding. It'll shrivel up and fucking die. Oh, sorry, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I had pink paint on me. Yes, I was painting today. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do art. Like, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitches paint once. Once every blue moon. No, you go

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<v Speaker 2>through phases. But we both do that. We're very... We're

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<v Speaker 2>not half in, half out. We're either fully there or

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<v Speaker 2>fully gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Fully in a flow state or it doesn't count at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I think is kind of exactly what hell must

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<v Speaker 2>feel like. Yeah. It's like being stuck in a car

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<v Speaker 2>that can only do 60 miles an hour and you

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<v Speaker 2>can only, like, every time you hit ignition, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's 60 or it's 0 or 60. And I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what my brain feels like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I did today? What? Before I left

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<v Speaker 1>the house this morning. Did you wish ill on someone? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>every waking second of the day, I'm wishing ill on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people will have ill wished on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people will have ill wished upon them.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I looked in the mirror and I, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, like, what are they? The A words? Affirmations. Affirmations.

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<v Speaker 2>Aspirations.

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<v Speaker 1>I said aspirations.

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<v Speaker 2>I said some aspirations.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, kind of. I was like manifesting and I stared

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<v Speaker 1>at myself in the mirror for the first time in

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<v Speaker 1>a very long time and I really saw me. I

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<v Speaker 1>saw my pores.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you like out loud say stuff to yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, out loud. I was like, I am capable. I

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<v Speaker 1>am deserving. Like dead serious. Oh, I love that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we proceeded to have a great meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was really nice. Oh, you have to check

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<v Speaker 2>with Jenna before.

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<v Speaker 1>You go to her blog. Oh, yeah. Check with Jenna

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<v Speaker 1>before going to her blog.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, Jennifer Lopez, when she went back to her old

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<v Speaker 2>blog and nobody knew who she was, like. That is

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<v Speaker 2>so fucked up. It really goes to show you how, like.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. It's never mattered.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. And also, just, like, this

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<v Speaker 2>nostalgia we have for ye olden time of, like, newsprint media. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>back when Madonna was breaking the rules. Like, this obsession

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<v Speaker 2>with that speed of media is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, it's so funny to me because I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's just not the case anymore. So for Jennifer Lopez

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<v Speaker 2>to think with her career, she could go. Like, that

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<v Speaker 2>would be like me going back to the house I

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<v Speaker 2>got evicted from right now. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's me going back to my childhood home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I used to live here.

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up here before they kicked me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're the motherfucker that's still getting YouTube checks delivered

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<v Speaker 1>to the house?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. As if they do fucking physical mail anymore, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>As if they pay me anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. YouTube does not fuck with me. Actually, yeah, my

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<v Speaker 2>main YouTube account hasn't had monetization for, like, two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is not an active reason as to why I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not posting. I'm not posting because every time I make something....

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like a shotgun is being held to my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And I'm like, whoa, this is weird. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I like go watch Spongebob or something and smoke weed

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm just like, whoa, I almost posted that. And

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<v Speaker 2>like the video in question is like random footage from

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<v Speaker 2>a festival and me talking to the camera three times.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, but then I can have like a

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<v Speaker 2>moment where I feel very.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Posting on TikTok for me just doesn't feel as serious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not as serious.

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok to me is the most like, ah! Like ass

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<v Speaker 2>place ever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's derp.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>It's derp as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>It can be very smart, but it can also be

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<v Speaker 2>very dangerous, TikTok. That's the thing. It can be very smart,

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<v Speaker 2>but it can also be very dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be very dangerous. Well, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>twerk on my finger and I want to spin you

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<v Speaker 1>on my finger like a basketball. And then when I

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<v Speaker 1>pull it out, there's like poop on my finger because

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<v Speaker 1>it was up your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I go to, like, clean my hands and

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<v Speaker 1>I wash my hands. Oh, my God. And the poop

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<v Speaker 1>comes off.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's still poop under my nails.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you're so nasty, bro. Like, you're bad nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw someone tweet saying I fingered my ass and

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<v Speaker 1>I felt something squishy.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, we had a good meeting this morning and we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, my God, let's go home and do

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast. And then we got back and I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I need a minute because I needed to, like, recalibrate

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<v Speaker 2>and have lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we're doing it like way later. But all day,

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<v Speaker 2>all we did was like lounge around different parts of

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<v Speaker 2>the house together using our phones. I'm really addicted to

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<v Speaker 2>my phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>And I usually like to be like, I don't do

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<v Speaker 2>all that. No, no, no, no, no. I've been doing

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<v Speaker 2>all of that and then some more.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming. What?

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<v Speaker 2>The seasonal depression?

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I had to warn a bunch of people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I talked to my psychiatrist and he was just like

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<v Speaker 2>asking how everything is. And I was like, Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been feeling like kind of like really odd and

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<v Speaker 2>just like not sad, but like kind of maybe disassociative.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think it has to do with like I

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<v Speaker 2>have seasonal depression and I know that. And like usually

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<v Speaker 2>around this time of the year, I like start being

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<v Speaker 2>really aware. And I'm like, oh, I might bump up

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<v Speaker 2>my medication. And I was talking to him. But I also,

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<v Speaker 2>on top of all that, am very prone to forgetting

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<v Speaker 2>to take my medication. Like today, I'm in this moment

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<v Speaker 2>realizing I'm not taking it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get brain zaps?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've never gone that long. And also Prozac lives

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<v Speaker 2>in your system for longer. Like it has a really

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<v Speaker 2>long shelf life in your body. So like if I

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<v Speaker 2>took like 20 milligrams today and I'm supposed to take

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<v Speaker 2>20 milligrams every day and I don't take it tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>my body will be receiving that as if it's taken

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<v Speaker 2>like 10 and 10. Oh. If that makes sense. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>it just, like, kind of, like, fades through. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking know. I'm trying to explain some shit that my

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<v Speaker 2>psychiatrist isn't explaining to me. Because every time I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I missed a few days and I noticed this and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, there's no way, though, because it actually

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<v Speaker 2>would not have gone out of your brain yet. Which is, like, him...

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of proving my point because I'm like, okay, if

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<v Speaker 2>there's no way, then you're proving that my OCD is

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<v Speaker 2>right because why would I be thinking this off? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>why would I be coming to these conclusions?

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<v Speaker 1>What makes you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, all of the Sugden, I think my hand

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<v Speaker 2>smells like burger. I feel like I have burger finger.

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<v Speaker 1>You do have burger finger.

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<v Speaker 2>All the Sugden, I have burger finger.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were laying in my bed just now. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, the reason I don't lay in my bed

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<v Speaker 1>during the day is exactly what just fucking happened, which

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<v Speaker 1>when I lay down, I get so cozy and comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>that I just like doze off.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you didn't knock out and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>let me excuse myself. We were scrolling and I literally

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<v Speaker 2>went to turn to show him something. And actually what

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<v Speaker 2>really first I had a moment of shock. My phone

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<v Speaker 2>told me to breathe because I'd been staring at it

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<v Speaker 2>so long. And then I turned to see Drew because

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed it was silent in the room. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, where's the noise? Like, where's my backup band?

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<v Speaker 2>And you were asleep. So I went upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought about it. But you know how I

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<v Speaker 2>get with naps.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so scared. I was like, oh, bitch, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not recording until Friday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if I get a nap going, it's just I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to sleep. I'm not taking a nap.

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<v Speaker 1>It's deep sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever taken a.

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<v Speaker 1>Nap that isn't six hours long.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And that I woke up feeling rested from. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>always pissed and annoyed and I'm like, I guess I'll just.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking up that eight sleep thing and I

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<v Speaker 1>typed in sleep eight six because they like released like

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<v Speaker 1>the sixth generation of it or whatever. And I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see like what it looked like. And on my feed,

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand videos popped up of people arguing that like

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<v Speaker 1>six hours is better than eight hours. And I found

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<v Speaker 1>my people. found my people they were like you six

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours is too much sleep they're lying to you

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<v Speaker 1>you just need six and i'm like thank god so

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<v Speaker 1>i'm gonna start sleeping for like four to five hours

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<v Speaker 1>a night for like a month and then enter psychosis

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<v Speaker 1>and think the car headlights are speaking to me again

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<v Speaker 1>why i just think it'll be fun for everybody a

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<v Speaker 1>little a little whimsy A little de lulu. A little

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<v Speaker 1>de lulu.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend's crazy. I can't take him anywhere. He thinks

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<v Speaker 2>he's being soft.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about that, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, about, like, your psychosis.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, undiagnosed psychosis. Yeah. But I was, like, I was

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor of my room, like, boo-hoo crying, calling, like,

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<v Speaker 1>mental health places. Like, please take me in. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>take my insurance?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like, not to laugh at you, but like.

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<v Speaker 1>That was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>This motherfucker thought somebody put a camera shining into our

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<v Speaker 2>backyard and he was so sure of it. He was

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<v Speaker 2>sure it was like... Because I know there is... This

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<v Speaker 2>isn't like a theory. I know there is technology that

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<v Speaker 2>people can hack into your Wi-Fi and use the... Something

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<v Speaker 2>with the bandwidth or some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it can track your, like, insights based off of

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<v Speaker 1>the waves.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like where you are in the house and shit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot why I was saying that. Oh, but you were, like,

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<v Speaker 2>privy of, like, that kind of technology. And you were

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<v Speaker 2>kind of trying to convince us that's the kind of

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<v Speaker 2>camera it was. Because we were like, that's not a

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<v Speaker 2>camera in the daytime. It looks nothing like a camera.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's using, like, lasers and stuff. Because at night it

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<v Speaker 2>would have like dots.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it had rainbow lights. It was really suspect.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was really weird. I actually, I honestly don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it was. And it just appeared. We were

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<v Speaker 2>in a neighborhood recently that was completely gated and run

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<v Speaker 2>by an AI, like automatic system. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the craziest fire hazard, especially for the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Because when I tried to leave, it wouldn't let me leave.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't leave without scanning out. Like we, for

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<v Speaker 2>Rain's birthday, we went to this Airbnb in Malibu. It

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<v Speaker 2>was awesome. It was like, oh my God, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe like this is a real place. Although because I'm actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get emotional, but I'm so happy global

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<v Speaker 2>warming happened as like a Florida native. Yeah. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>walk outside at night and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, It's 100 degrees.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm home.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm home.

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<v Speaker 1>The climate zone's flipping.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am so scared. I actually think I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to grow wings and fly somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Literally, the whole time was just like, can

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<v Speaker 1>we just grow wings and fly challenge?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, why don't we just do that? Like, y'all are

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<v Speaker 2>focused on the wrong things. Like, neural links are not, like, legitimate. Also, like, oh, fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>What was I talking about right before that?

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<v Speaker 1>The evil robot gate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, we were staying in a neighborhood that it

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<v Speaker 2>was so goddamn complicated to get into from one way.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you could access that same street by going

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<v Speaker 2>down another street. Like, it was so odd. But you

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<v Speaker 2>had to have a QR code that the Airbnb gave

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<v Speaker 2>us to get in and out of there, which was

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<v Speaker 2>a bit dramatic because, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on. But no, it was a nice house.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, dude, it was such a nice house. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also like, what are they going to do? Take

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<v Speaker 2>your couch? There's nothing in here.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nice enough that like me and Josiah thought

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<v Speaker 1>about squatting. We were like, I think we're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to squat. Like, what are they going to do? Kick

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<v Speaker 1>us out? Like, they can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what like squatters rights are?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't know. Don't ask me anything about them.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know that some people like live inside of

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<v Speaker 1>a house for like a week or a month or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. And then... They change the locks and

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't like get inside and it's technically like

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<v Speaker 1>their house. Like some bullshit like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the most, like, leftover from medieval law shit ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone needs to do it to, like, a billionaire, one

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<v Speaker 1>of their, like, 20 homes across America, and then just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of, like, let people in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they're gonna, like, release their robot dogs

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking knock their head into your, like, body to

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<v Speaker 2>ground you into mush.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh, wait, I'm curious. Like, there will be, like, the first, like,

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<v Speaker 1>robot that kills a human, like, in the near future. And, like,

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<v Speaker 1>is it... Who's at fault? Is it the robot? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it an accident? Is it the person controlling the robot?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see that there was... I can't believe these

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<v Speaker 2>are real conversations we're having. Especially because... Remember that era of.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, flying cars is, like, this weird futuristic idea

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<v Speaker 2>that people have always been, like, stuck on. We can't

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<v Speaker 2>even control the shit that's on the ground. Please calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother Nature's trying to actively eradicate us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, the last thing we need is another pollutant. Like, calm... Like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's all calm down. Let's all calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Um.

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<v Speaker 2>But we do have like so many things that were

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<v Speaker 2>like predictions of the future, like video call, whatever. But robot,

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<v Speaker 2>like dog robots and people being able to actually buy

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<v Speaker 2>like full like.

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<v Speaker 1>And those were made, by the way, for war. They

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<v Speaker 1>were made for war. And just FYI.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean, yeah. Well, that's like.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to put like guns on the back of

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<v Speaker 1>them and they were supposed to like breach like war shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like really scary. And now we just have them

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<v Speaker 1>walking around. And then there's that app that like you

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<v Speaker 1>can get a pool of money going. Have I showed

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<v Speaker 1>you this before? So like if you live in a neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go like door to door in your neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, guys, if everyone gives $ 1, 000 a month

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<v Speaker 1>or $ 100 a month and you get like everyone on

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<v Speaker 1>your block to give a certain amount of money, it

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<v Speaker 1>goes into this pool. And then depending on how much

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<v Speaker 1>money you raise– They'll send, like, a level of security

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<v Speaker 1>to patrol your block. And I think it's, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>your neighborhood's doing, like, 20 or 50 grand a month

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that, you have robot dogs patrolling your neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>More surveillance, please.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck do you think you are?

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<v Speaker 1>No, like, literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Like... Literally.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's not something I'm actively... soliciting in our neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>for I'm not going door to door like trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get robot dogs have you.

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<v Speaker 2>Been going door to door and been trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get robot dogs yes I want robot dogs low.

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<v Speaker 2>Key our neighbors about us they want the robot dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>To attack us we are the robot dogs yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They think we have been planted here by the government

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<v Speaker 2>to like brainwash them into being evil or something.

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<v Speaker 1>We watched a dog shit in our yard this morning

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<v Speaker 1>and the woman actually picked it up she picked it

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<v Speaker 1>up and I'm so happy she saw us get into

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<v Speaker 1>our car and knew it was our house because don't

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<v Speaker 1>fucking play with me dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Shitter I just like, I remember after we said something

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<v Speaker 2>about that on the podcast, there were comments where I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, it's just like a known thing that

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<v Speaker 2>if like somebody leaves poop in your yard, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like your job next to just like clean it up

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<v Speaker 2>and get it over with.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I will kill all dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, because I'm a very lenient woman. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to be a spineless fucking coward, you do that.

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<v Speaker 2>It is 95 degrees outside. The second week of October

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<v Speaker 2>in Los Angeles, the dog shit is like essentially like

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<v Speaker 2>a hot oil diffuser. Like it's like diffusing and dispersing

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<v Speaker 2>into the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm like so mad that someone said that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I read it and I was like, oh, wow. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>shame on me. Like, bitches live in a nice neighborhood

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time and don't know how to act. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how I felt. I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not my fucking dog. I'm not cleaning up another

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<v Speaker 1>dog's dog shit. And, like, honestly, I'm gonna come out

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<v Speaker 1>and say it i don't like dogs never have like

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<v Speaker 1>dogs never will like dogs yeah i'm sorry they suck

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<v Speaker 1>they stink like shit they stink like shit and that's

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<v Speaker 1>like like the truth they.

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<v Speaker 2>Do smell they smell really bad I grew up with

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<v Speaker 2>dogs and I fuck with dogs in that sense, but

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<v Speaker 2>those hoes had to stay outside.

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<v Speaker 1>They attack, dogs bite, dogs bite.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you have a bit of like PTSD with dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have that.

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<v Speaker 1>But they like, like a medium, like a small dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, get away from me. A big dog. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>get the fuck away from me because they start running

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll eat you. A medium sized dog. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I could kick in the head if it came for

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<v Speaker 1>me so I can tolerate that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can punt it like a football.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a threat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to kill all dogs. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>going to hurt a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>But just know, I've seen dogs before where I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of cute. I've been surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>Marty and Daisy are fucking shaking at the thought of

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<v Speaker 2>being around you again and knowing that you thought about

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<v Speaker 2>kicking them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Daisy already does shake around me. She can feel

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:58.020
<v Speaker 1>my energy. I put like a bad energy in the world.

0:20:58.040 --> 0:20:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have like a bad energy with dogs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really indifferent. I like a well-behaved dog. If your

0:21:03.460 --> 0:21:07.800
<v Speaker 2>dog is acting up, yeah, I'm going to fucking rip

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<v Speaker 2>its ears off its head and get it away from me.

0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:12.140
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally going to grab its ears and be like,

0:21:12.780 --> 0:21:15.240
<v Speaker 1>They do, like, a surgery to certain dogs to make

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<v Speaker 1>their ears stand up straight.

0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Which is so fucked up.

0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:19.340
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to start doing that to dogs if it

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<v Speaker 1>bites me.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs that make you mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to start giving it the ear surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't believe people, because that's just for aesthetic purposes.

0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's, like, not functional. It's really evil. And they, like,

0:21:30.740 --> 0:21:34.620
<v Speaker 1>cut the tail off, too. Like, it's no different from.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, circumcising me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't understand it, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what, you think you're Tony Soprano or some shit? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop mutilating. What is, like, the, like, Stop mutilating the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Like vibe of like, it feels so just weird.

0:21:47.430 --> 0:21:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Let the dogs wear wigs.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like something Jacob Elordi would do, if I'm

0:21:53.180 --> 0:21:56.560
<v Speaker 2>being honest. But actually, no, he would get that dog

0:21:56.580 --> 0:21:58.159
<v Speaker 2>and then not do the ears. And then everybody would

0:21:58.180 --> 0:21:59.530
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh my God, I want to suck his cock.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so nice to dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd do like the perfect performative thing.

0:22:05.630 --> 0:22:09.570
<v Speaker 2>And then he'd get a big Bottega bag and have

0:22:09.630 --> 0:22:12.000
<v Speaker 2>it hand painted with the portrait of him and the dog.

0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:14.350
<v Speaker 1>And people would be like, oh, By the way, the

0:22:14.430 --> 0:22:18.590
<v Speaker 1>new macho reading a book for guys like performative male

0:22:18.690 --> 0:22:22.000
<v Speaker 1>is going to be leather bound journals. And they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the thicker they are, the more performative it is.

0:22:25.420 --> 0:22:27.500
<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you right now, ladies, watch out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always about girth.

0:22:28.660 --> 0:22:31.419
<v Speaker 1>It's always about girth. It's never not been about girth.

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<v Speaker 1>And watch out, like. They'll have big ass purses and

0:22:36.890 --> 0:22:39.590
<v Speaker 1>in their purse, they'll pull out the leather bound.

0:22:39.910 --> 0:22:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, I just don't trust a man with a journal.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen him like actually put to use. And

0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:48.720
<v Speaker 2>even if it's like, oh, you open the journal and

0:22:48.760 --> 0:22:52.320
<v Speaker 2>you like scribble for a few sentences. Period. Period. Maybe

0:22:52.340 --> 0:22:52.949
<v Speaker 2>you just had a flea call.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I don't even know if I'll allow that. I'm like,

0:22:56.260 --> 0:22:58.739
<v Speaker 1>why are you having thoughts right now?

0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're very controlling. Well, that's why you wait until

0:23:01.740 --> 0:23:03.020
<v Speaker 2>they sleep and you read it.

0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:05.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, duh. Yeah. You can't have a journal around you.

0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:08.080
<v Speaker 2>And then they wake up, you just close it, and

0:23:08.100 --> 0:23:08.399
<v Speaker 2>they knock out.

0:23:08.420 --> 0:23:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I just set it on fire. It was a dream.

0:23:09.940 --> 0:23:10.840
<v Speaker 2>It was such a weird dream.

0:23:13.460 --> 0:23:15.500
<v Speaker 1>Don't bring your journal around me. I will read it

0:23:15.540 --> 0:23:17.619
<v Speaker 1>just like I'll go through your medicine cabinet and see

0:23:17.660 --> 0:23:18.480
<v Speaker 1>what pills you're taking.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't do that kind of stuff.

0:23:20.790 --> 0:23:21.350
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't.

0:23:21.430 --> 0:23:23.910
<v Speaker 2>That's, like, a boundary you don't cross. I'm the same way.

0:23:24.270 --> 0:23:31.230
<v Speaker 2>I also, like, I don't look through people's phones. I just...

0:23:31.390 --> 0:23:34.420
<v Speaker 2>Because I really believe in the thought that.

0:23:35.660 --> 0:23:37.360
<v Speaker 1>You'll see something you don't want to see.

0:23:37.380 --> 0:23:41.200
<v Speaker 2>The thought without a thought. Yeah, you're going to find there's, like,

0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:45.700
<v Speaker 2>so many ways to finding something that will feel like

0:23:45.740 --> 0:23:50.320
<v Speaker 2>a personal... hit to you because you were actively seeking.

0:23:49.940 --> 0:23:53.179
<v Speaker 1>It don't look for what you don't want to see and.

0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:59.170
<v Speaker 2>Not even in some like passive like let him run

0:23:59.210 --> 0:24:01.590
<v Speaker 2>you over and do whatever like no no no if

0:24:01.630 --> 0:24:05.870
<v Speaker 2>you have like a gut feeling and you like it's

0:24:05.950 --> 0:24:07.910
<v Speaker 2>more than a gut feeling like if you can put

0:24:07.970 --> 0:24:09.869
<v Speaker 2>two and two together without the phone and it's like

0:24:10.210 --> 0:24:12.210
<v Speaker 2>the phone is the last piece of evidence.

0:24:11.910 --> 0:24:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah That's fair game.

0:24:13.180 --> 0:24:16.160
<v Speaker 2>You're not going... No, no, no. I'm saying, no, no, no.

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:17.639
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that. You don't have to bring it all

0:24:17.660 --> 0:24:18.240
<v Speaker 2>the way to court.

0:24:18.340 --> 0:24:20.719
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm bringing it to court. I'm like, all the.

0:24:20.619 --> 0:24:23.300
<v Speaker 2>Evidence is here. Why do you need the, like, affirmation

0:24:23.359 --> 0:24:25.619
<v Speaker 2>of that? I guess it's so that, like, you know, like,

0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:28.030
<v Speaker 2>the idea is so that you know you're not making

0:24:28.070 --> 0:24:28.429
<v Speaker 2>it up.

0:24:28.530 --> 0:24:29.990
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's, like, my vibe.

0:24:30.270 --> 0:24:31.830
<v Speaker 2>But then I'm like....

0:24:32.910 --> 0:24:35.210
<v Speaker 1>But I'll never go through a phone. I'm saying that, like,

0:24:35.310 --> 0:24:36.889
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go through a phone. I'm not going

0:24:36.910 --> 0:24:38.290
<v Speaker 1>to go through a phone. Period.

0:24:39.290 --> 0:24:39.550
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:24:39.570 --> 0:24:39.649
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:24:40.410 --> 0:24:42.620
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, I'm also, and I've said it many

0:24:42.660 --> 0:24:45.540
<v Speaker 2>times on the podcast, I'm a hypocrite. Like, don't let

0:24:45.580 --> 0:24:47.400
<v Speaker 2>me be put in a situation because you might see

0:24:47.420 --> 0:24:53.170
<v Speaker 2>me do something very strange. Like, bitch, I just don't

0:24:53.210 --> 0:24:53.909
<v Speaker 2>know how I'm going to react.

0:24:53.930 --> 0:24:56.050
<v Speaker 1>The thought of you going through someone's phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'd be shaking. Like, it falls and they don't

0:25:00.350 --> 0:25:01.070
<v Speaker 2>have a case.

0:25:01.910 --> 0:25:02.909
<v Speaker 1>Loud as fuck.

0:25:02.970 --> 0:25:05.330
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. No, no, no. I just don't. Like,

0:25:05.550 --> 0:25:06.770
<v Speaker 2>because also I'm like, what am I going to do

0:25:06.790 --> 0:25:07.470
<v Speaker 2>about my name?

0:25:07.570 --> 0:25:09.169
<v Speaker 1>Like, what are you.

0:25:09.010 --> 0:25:15.909
<v Speaker 2>Saying about me? Like, I don't know. Because I'm just like. Yeah,

0:25:16.150 --> 0:25:18.169
<v Speaker 2>I do. Actually, I will say I do think it's

0:25:18.210 --> 0:25:22.389
<v Speaker 2>different with cheating, especially physically cheating, because that can actually

0:25:22.470 --> 0:25:28.369
<v Speaker 2>physically harm you sexually. So, like, I get that. But, yeah,

0:25:28.740 --> 0:25:30.910
<v Speaker 2>for me, the most part is just, like, I can't

0:25:30.970 --> 0:25:33.490
<v Speaker 2>imagine doing it. Like, I find it too funny. I

0:25:33.530 --> 0:25:35.230
<v Speaker 2>guess I don't know where I would start.

0:25:38.170 --> 0:25:39.110
<v Speaker 1>Resident Evil?

0:25:41.030 --> 0:25:42.129
<v Speaker 2>You would start with Resident Evil.

0:25:42.150 --> 0:25:45.970
<v Speaker 1>I would start with telling people to go watch Resident Evil.

0:25:46.250 --> 0:25:48.109
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it, and you, like, spoiled it for

0:25:48.130 --> 0:25:48.609
<v Speaker 2>me today.

0:25:48.869 --> 0:25:49.690
<v Speaker 1>I did not spoil it.

0:25:49.830 --> 0:25:50.909
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you told me the whole movie.

0:25:51.050 --> 0:25:51.729
<v Speaker 1>Did I actually?

0:25:51.750 --> 0:25:52.170
<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

0:25:52.830 --> 0:25:53.149
<v Speaker 1>When?

0:25:56.930 --> 0:25:57.290
<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding.

0:25:57.640 --> 0:26:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I was like, what the fuck? No, I saw

0:26:00.359 --> 0:26:06.510
<v Speaker 1>this tweet that it was a gay person. I'm gay.

0:26:06.850 --> 0:26:12.050
<v Speaker 1>Autistic person. I'm autistic. A gay autistic person. Have you

0:26:12.130 --> 0:26:18.459
<v Speaker 1>seen Resident Evil yet? It's so fucking good, bro. It's

0:26:18.540 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 1>so good.

0:26:19.820 --> 0:26:21.300
<v Speaker 2>I so fucking high, man.

0:26:21.340 --> 0:26:25.189
<v Speaker 1>Like, I think it's like my favorite movie of the year. Really? Yes.

0:26:25.390 --> 0:26:27.530
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you also do infamously say that about any

0:26:27.590 --> 0:26:28.290
<v Speaker 2>movie you've ever seen.

0:26:28.310 --> 0:26:28.930
<v Speaker 1>But this is different.

0:26:28.970 --> 0:26:31.150
<v Speaker 2>But I know, but are there any movies that you're

0:26:31.170 --> 0:26:34.210
<v Speaker 2>excited to see that could like very quickly, just so

0:26:34.230 --> 0:26:36.250
<v Speaker 2>that I know, like in case.

0:26:36.530 --> 0:26:39.379
<v Speaker 1>The Nathan Fielder doc. I'm excited to see that. I

0:26:39.390 --> 0:26:44.340
<v Speaker 1>could dethrone it. Like I have very, very, very little

0:26:44.450 --> 0:26:51.000
<v Speaker 1>faith in the social reckoning. But like there's like a small,

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.899
<v Speaker 1>a small chance that it's actually good. They didn't need

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:56.929
<v Speaker 1>to make that movie. And, like, of course, I'm going

0:26:56.950 --> 0:27:00.370
<v Speaker 1>to go see it. But, like, there's a chance that

0:27:00.410 --> 0:27:02.369
<v Speaker 1>I like it. But, I mean, Trent Reznor and Atticus

0:27:02.410 --> 0:27:04.690
<v Speaker 1>Ross aren't doing the soundtrack. So, like, that's a tall

0:27:04.710 --> 0:27:07.510
<v Speaker 1>tale sign. Who's doing the soundtrack? I have no idea.

0:27:07.530 --> 0:27:12.260
<v Speaker 1>And that's a problem. Because the Social Network soundtrack is

0:27:12.340 --> 0:27:16.730
<v Speaker 1>the best soundtrack. Maybe Gone Girl. But if Trent Reznor

0:27:16.770 --> 0:27:19.270
<v Speaker 1>and Atticus Ross didn't want to attach to the project,

0:27:19.390 --> 0:27:22.330
<v Speaker 1>that's a sign. Because anything they attach to becomes gold.

0:27:22.390 --> 0:27:25.429
<v Speaker 1>And they have a very good nose for sniffing out

0:27:25.510 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 1>good fucking movies. And if you look at their roster,

0:27:29.859 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>it's unbelievable. Like the shit they choose to work on.

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:35.840
<v Speaker 1>And they choose. I don't know this for a fact,

0:27:35.859 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 1>but they choose. And they didn't choose this movie. But

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:42.660
<v Speaker 1>maybe they didn't get invited back. Who knows?

0:27:45.310 --> 0:27:50.770
<v Speaker 2>I just am, like, we're feeding the monster. We're feeding

0:27:50.810 --> 0:27:53.800
<v Speaker 2>that damn monster by, like, making another movie about him,

0:27:54.380 --> 0:27:55.139
<v Speaker 2>Mark Zuckerberg.

0:27:55.500 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 1>But it's kind of a good thing because Aaron Sorkin

0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:02.280
<v Speaker 1>did say, like, Mark Zuckerberg donated, like, $ 200 million to, like,

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:06.449
<v Speaker 1>kids in New York right before the other social network

0:28:06.490 --> 0:28:08.010
<v Speaker 1>came out. And then.

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he'll do some early damage control for this movie

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:21.090
<v Speaker 1>and donate some more money. Maybe. Maybe the billionaires will

0:28:21.109 --> 0:28:21.670
<v Speaker 1>donate money.

0:28:21.730 --> 0:28:24.190
<v Speaker 2>That was before he was, like, buddies with the president, though.

0:28:24.830 --> 0:28:27.950
<v Speaker 1>I know. Seeing them interact, like, freaks me out.

0:28:28.390 --> 0:28:31.129
<v Speaker 2>Well, they're all not real. They literally feel like.

0:28:31.150 --> 0:28:32.580
<v Speaker 1>That motherfucker is not real.

0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:37.830
<v Speaker 2>You know, like, early fan... Twitter edits and some people

0:28:37.970 --> 0:28:42.030
<v Speaker 2>still do it on TikTok, but it's like it'll be

0:28:42.090 --> 0:28:46.610
<v Speaker 2>like overlays of videos on videos, like moving and interacting

0:28:46.650 --> 0:28:48.670
<v Speaker 2>with each other. And it'll be like over Mario Kart

0:28:48.710 --> 0:28:51.790
<v Speaker 2>and Trisha's there. And then it's like, oh, my God. Like, yeah, whatever.

0:28:53.490 --> 0:28:55.930
<v Speaker 2>Watching all of them on a screen together feels like

0:28:55.990 --> 0:29:00.130
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching that happen in real life. I'm just like, like,

0:29:00.310 --> 0:29:03.350
<v Speaker 2>why are all of them here? Like, it feels like

0:29:03.630 --> 0:29:04.690
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's it's.

0:29:06.870 --> 0:29:09.150
<v Speaker 1>I've been so doomer the last week.

0:29:09.270 --> 0:29:10.330
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know.

0:29:10.350 --> 0:29:11.130
<v Speaker 1>I like, I.

0:29:11.090 --> 0:29:15.910
<v Speaker 2>Have been flow and I'm trying to be positive.

0:29:16.550 --> 0:29:20.710
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying so hard to be positive, but like guys,

0:29:20.750 --> 0:29:25.230
<v Speaker 1>the singularity is coming. It's like actually coming guys. And

0:29:25.270 --> 0:29:31.980
<v Speaker 1>like Kai said something today that like, I was like, wow,

0:29:32.020 --> 0:29:36.020
<v Speaker 1>that is like, that is exactly how I fucking feel.

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:42.000
<v Speaker 1>but he said, I hate it so much it being

0:29:42.020 --> 0:29:45.060
<v Speaker 1>AI I hate it so much and imagining the singularity

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:48.950
<v Speaker 1>makes the test even more Herculean which like the test

0:29:49.030 --> 0:29:52.510
<v Speaker 1>is like life and I'm assuming, or just, like, literally

0:29:52.550 --> 0:29:56.770
<v Speaker 1>doing anything, like, feels like such a big task now.

0:29:56.870 --> 0:29:58.450
<v Speaker 1>Not because I'm like, oh, I could do it with

0:29:58.530 --> 0:30:01.070
<v Speaker 1>AI easier. It's just like, what's the fucking point of

0:30:01.370 --> 0:30:02.350
<v Speaker 1>literally doing anything?

0:30:02.370 --> 0:30:09.090
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know. It's like... Oh my god, guys!

0:30:09.260 --> 0:30:12.220
<v Speaker 2>Where did the light go? Where did the light go?

0:30:12.260 --> 0:30:15.780
<v Speaker 1>The light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole.

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:17.740
<v Speaker 2>Stole.

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:21.620
<v Speaker 1>But, you know, like, we keep We keep moving and jiving.

0:30:21.640 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Just like, I'm the happy smiler.

0:30:23.100 --> 0:30:26.100
<v Speaker 1>No, like, actually, like, I think that's, like, the key

0:30:26.180 --> 0:30:28.020
<v Speaker 1>is just to fake being the happy smiler.

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Guys, it's like Cameron Dallas once tweeted. If you're depressed,

0:30:31.700 --> 0:30:32.420
<v Speaker 2>try smiling.

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Which, like, low-key is kind of profound. I'm not even kidding. Like,

0:30:35.980 --> 0:30:38.030
<v Speaker 1>looking back, like, I clowned on it a lot because

0:30:38.050 --> 0:30:39.590
<v Speaker 1>it is ridiculous. But, like.

0:30:40.370 --> 0:30:44.730
<v Speaker 2>It's like early word spreading of, like, a manifestation.

0:30:44.770 --> 0:30:47.500
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fake it till you make it challenge. Like....

0:30:48.620 --> 0:30:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I love saying smile to y'all when y'all are annoyed.

0:30:51.460 --> 0:30:52.820
<v Speaker 1>Smile. Smile.

0:30:52.860 --> 0:31:00.390
<v Speaker 2>You're so happy. You're so happy. Smile. I wonder if

0:31:00.410 --> 0:31:02.370
<v Speaker 2>they'll ever not make me laugh. Like, what if one

0:31:02.390 --> 0:31:03.430
<v Speaker 2>day you do that? I'm just like.

0:31:04.310 --> 0:31:07.270
<v Speaker 1>That's how I know it's over. That's how I know

0:31:07.310 --> 0:31:07.730
<v Speaker 1>it's over.

0:31:08.430 --> 0:31:10.050
<v Speaker 2>What does it mean? Like, we're done.

0:31:10.190 --> 0:31:10.489
<v Speaker 1>We're done.

0:31:10.510 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 2>You're breaking up with me.

0:31:11.260 --> 0:31:13.140
<v Speaker 1>I'm breaking up with you as fuck.

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, for not laughing at the happy smiler face.

0:31:16.820 --> 0:31:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. But no, it just means it's deeper than that.

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 1>It's deeper than that.

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:26.130
<v Speaker 2>Because it's not just a bit. That's part of you.

0:31:26.410 --> 0:31:26.690
<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

0:31:26.710 --> 0:31:28.210
<v Speaker 2>And that's the conundrum you face.

0:31:28.250 --> 0:31:30.750
<v Speaker 1>Should I go back to being doomer about AI real quick?

0:31:31.550 --> 0:31:32.930
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I mean like.

0:31:33.570 --> 0:31:39.890
<v Speaker 1>Because if you really think about it. No, and think

0:31:39.910 --> 0:31:44.230
<v Speaker 1>about it. And think about it. There's like two to

0:31:44.370 --> 0:31:50.020
<v Speaker 1>three options that could happen with AI. Um, and they're inevitable.

0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:57.090
<v Speaker 1>One of three are going to happen. It's either they actually, no,

0:31:57.110 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even, I'm not going to be doomer about it.

0:31:58.890 --> 0:32:00.410
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be doomer about it. I'm not

0:32:00.430 --> 0:32:04.210
<v Speaker 1>spreading bad, like omen, bad juju, bad vibes because like.

0:32:06.490 --> 0:32:09.930
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the thing is like, is it spreading bad

0:32:09.970 --> 0:32:12.750
<v Speaker 2>juju or bad vibes? Or is it just like stating

0:32:12.910 --> 0:32:17.420
<v Speaker 2>the facts that face? That we are looking towards.

0:32:17.700 --> 0:32:23.590
<v Speaker 1>I wrote it down earlier. Machines make all the decisions,

0:32:24.390 --> 0:32:28.530
<v Speaker 1>which like, no, I don't want to. I can't, I can't,

0:32:28.550 --> 0:32:28.890
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

0:32:29.290 --> 0:32:30.730
<v Speaker 2>It's scaring me. It's scaring me.

0:32:32.530 --> 0:32:34.950
<v Speaker 1>Because they're not going to choose the right one. They're

0:32:34.970 --> 0:32:36.820
<v Speaker 1>not going to choose the right option, which is like

0:32:37.620 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 1>make our lives super easy. Like, it's either going to

0:32:41.060 --> 0:32:45.970
<v Speaker 1>be machines ruling everything, humans, like, a small, like, chunk

0:32:46.030 --> 0:32:49.790
<v Speaker 1>of humans, like, 30 people ruling everything, or it's going

0:32:49.850 --> 0:32:56.030
<v Speaker 1>to be rainbows and butterflies and everybody, universal basic income,

0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:59.300
<v Speaker 1>so capitalistic it became socialism.

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:01.460
<v Speaker 2>Oh, but that's even, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 1>But they're not going to choose that option.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:05.540
<v Speaker 2>But also, I'm just, like, Jon Stewart said it in

0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:08.120
<v Speaker 2>his interview with the, like, AI whistleblower guy, and he

0:33:08.140 --> 0:33:13.850
<v Speaker 2>was like, you can't capitalism your way into socialism, especially

0:33:13.890 --> 0:33:17.670
<v Speaker 2>when we're even seeing it now. It's like, well, why

0:33:17.710 --> 0:33:26.210
<v Speaker 2>this elongated climax of release from all of this pressure financially, politically,

0:33:26.590 --> 0:33:31.150
<v Speaker 2>everything everyone's experiencing? Why not just a release now for

0:33:31.190 --> 0:33:33.710
<v Speaker 2>the sanity of people to know that it's actually heading

0:33:33.730 --> 0:33:35.840
<v Speaker 2>towards that? And it's like, no, because that's like Not

0:33:35.980 --> 0:33:40.740
<v Speaker 2>what is happening. That's just what it's being... Touted. Like,

0:33:40.790 --> 0:33:43.530
<v Speaker 2>touted as. So that we're like, oh my gosh, yes.

0:33:43.550 --> 0:33:46.510
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't need regulations. They're for sure going to handle

0:33:46.550 --> 0:33:46.990
<v Speaker 2>each other.

0:33:47.010 --> 0:33:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:33:47.690 --> 0:33:49.670
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, guys. If you're listening to this before

0:33:49.690 --> 0:33:49.930
<v Speaker 2>this show.

0:33:50.010 --> 0:33:51.530
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say it.

0:33:52.190 --> 0:33:54.130
<v Speaker 2>Be ready because we're going to have the Apple dance.

0:33:54.150 --> 0:33:55.510
<v Speaker 2>We're going to have cameras in the crowd.

0:33:55.550 --> 0:33:57.810
<v Speaker 1>We're going to have Midnight Sun... Or Lush Life dance.

0:33:57.830 --> 0:33:59.990
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, somebody has to know the Lush Life dance. We're

0:34:00.010 --> 0:34:00.950
<v Speaker 2>going to do that one.

0:34:00.970 --> 0:34:05.780
<v Speaker 1>We're going to do... I took notes.

0:34:06.220 --> 0:34:07.140
<v Speaker 2>Romeo, Romeo.

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:08.219
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going to do Romeo.

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:09.260
<v Speaker 2>Pink Panther's found her Romeo.

0:34:09.380 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we're going to do La Perla. Oh, La Perla.

0:34:11.660 --> 0:34:12.989
<v Speaker 1>So someone come with a confession.

0:34:14.190 --> 0:34:15.310
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, the confessional?

0:34:15.330 --> 0:34:16.430
<v Speaker 1>Mm-hmm.

0:34:16.510 --> 0:34:19.589
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't like... I feel like people would be

0:34:19.690 --> 0:34:21.250
<v Speaker 2>way too brave to tell a shit that I'm like.

0:34:22.390 --> 0:34:24.460
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, that's what I want. I want them to

0:34:24.500 --> 0:34:25.799
<v Speaker 1>be like, I cheated on my boyfriend.

0:34:25.820 --> 0:34:28.299
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, because all the confessionals, which I understand this,

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 2>it's like, in what reality is somebody who's seen by

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 2>so many going to actually get on stage and be like,

0:34:34.719 --> 0:34:37.670
<v Speaker 2>I fucked so-and-so and like this actually happened or whatever.

0:34:38.710 --> 0:34:42.089
<v Speaker 2>So it's all very light blanket statement. But that's what

0:34:42.110 --> 0:34:43.810
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying is I know with us, someone would tell

0:34:43.850 --> 0:34:44.210
<v Speaker 2>us some.

0:34:44.090 --> 0:34:47.450
<v Speaker 1>Shit that I'm like, I killed a person with a gun.

0:34:48.050 --> 0:34:50.830
<v Speaker 2>No, it would be like scarier and sad. It'd be like,

0:34:51.010 --> 0:34:56.100
<v Speaker 2>I saw someone die. Like it'd be like, Very you coded,

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 2>I guess. Essentially, I'm scared that I would meet Drew

0:34:58.660 --> 0:35:02.660
<v Speaker 2>through one of you. Because it's literally you being like,

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:04.719
<v Speaker 2>I've seen so many people die by accident.

0:35:05.110 --> 0:35:09.890
<v Speaker 1>I did something today or yesterday. What was it? I

0:35:09.930 --> 0:35:11.969
<v Speaker 1>walked into the living room and I was like, did

0:35:11.989 --> 0:35:14.669
<v Speaker 1>y'all see so-and-so? Yeah, I know.

0:35:15.170 --> 0:35:16.790
<v Speaker 2>Who do you think was the first person to hold

0:35:17.469 --> 0:35:21.430
<v Speaker 2>cooked white rice hostage and yell at one jar of

0:35:21.530 --> 0:35:24.390
<v Speaker 2>it and then be nice to another jar of it? Like,

0:35:24.489 --> 0:35:26.609
<v Speaker 2>who was the first person to be like, yeah, I'm

0:35:26.630 --> 0:35:29.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna yell at this fucking cook phrase all week.

0:35:29.940 --> 0:35:31.100
<v Speaker 1>And see which one likes me more.

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 2>And be like, you fucking piece of shit, you bitch!

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:35.100
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was probably cathartic.

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:40.259
<v Speaker 2>I did see somebody recently do that to, um... But

0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:42.620
<v Speaker 2>they played music, and for one of the rights, they

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 2>were playing Michael Jackson, and the other one, they were

0:35:44.460 --> 0:35:46.180
<v Speaker 2>playing Weiss.

0:35:46.719 --> 0:35:54.170
<v Speaker 1>King Wah. Queen Wah. Queen Wah. Queen Wah and Weiss. Weiss.

0:35:54.750 --> 0:35:55.109
<v Speaker 1>Queen Wah.

0:35:57.730 --> 0:36:02.010
<v Speaker 2>Literally me, though. That's me pronouncing anyone's name.

0:36:02.030 --> 0:36:02.770
<v Speaker 1>You know what we should have?

0:36:02.790 --> 0:36:06.140
<v Speaker 2>I just can't pronounce names. I can't pronounce names.

0:36:06.500 --> 0:36:08.620
<v Speaker 1>What we should do is we should have someone come

0:36:08.660 --> 0:36:11.880
<v Speaker 1>to the house every single day and scream at me

0:36:12.140 --> 0:36:13.940
<v Speaker 1>and praise you and see what happens.

0:36:16.420 --> 0:36:21.109
<v Speaker 2>That sounds awful. Also, I'd be really uncomfortable. Like, who

0:36:21.170 --> 0:36:22.129
<v Speaker 2>is this person?

0:36:22.150 --> 0:36:23.310
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Just someone.

0:36:23.510 --> 0:36:25.930
<v Speaker 2>Well, praise is from somebody I have no relation with.

0:36:26.410 --> 0:36:27.330
<v Speaker 2>Does nothing to me.

0:36:27.989 --> 0:36:30.489
<v Speaker 1>You don't know that. You're like the white rice that

0:36:30.530 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 1>gets whispered sweet nothings.

0:36:32.540 --> 0:36:36.180
<v Speaker 2>Well, the Playboy cardi rice was really scary and spooky.

0:36:36.219 --> 0:36:39.060
<v Speaker 2>Very opium coated. Yeah, I know a thing or two.

0:36:39.180 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I know a thing or two. What is that? Well, okay,

0:36:43.060 --> 0:36:45.750
<v Speaker 2>let's chill because with that lucky stuff, I actually don't

0:36:45.790 --> 0:36:47.250
<v Speaker 2>want to be.

0:36:47.070 --> 0:36:47.590
<v Speaker 1>Like, no.

0:36:48.730 --> 0:36:49.870
<v Speaker 2>It's that serious.

0:36:50.030 --> 0:36:52.290
<v Speaker 1>No, it really is that serious.

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really wild world we're living in. It's just crazy. Like,

0:36:57.160 --> 0:37:01.750
<v Speaker 2>surveillance era is really here. I mean, even this. Sometimes

0:37:01.810 --> 0:37:03.129
<v Speaker 2>I do think about it. I'm like, oh, my God,

0:37:03.170 --> 0:37:10.810
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe. Y'all, not on the propaganda. Like, wait. Wait.

0:37:10.950 --> 0:37:13.069
<v Speaker 1>Put yourself on camera. Put yourself on camera. Talk to

0:37:13.090 --> 0:37:13.650
<v Speaker 1>the camera.

0:37:13.790 --> 0:37:14.930
<v Speaker 2>Record yourself.

0:37:14.950 --> 0:37:16.870
<v Speaker 1>Record yourself. For hours and hours.

0:37:17.710 --> 0:37:18.210
<v Speaker 2>But I'm very.

0:37:19.989 --> 0:37:22.810
<v Speaker 2>It's very... Dangerous, but it's also very smart.

0:37:22.850 --> 0:37:24.469
<v Speaker 1>It's very smart. Very smart.

0:37:24.489 --> 0:37:27.089
<v Speaker 2>It's very smart. Like, I'm so grateful for it, but

0:37:27.130 --> 0:37:32.379
<v Speaker 2>I do have constant, like, call, not constant, but every

0:37:32.410 --> 0:37:34.259
<v Speaker 2>now and then I'll get, like, a Call of Duty

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:39.920
<v Speaker 2>flashbang in my head where it's like, like, yeah. Like,

0:37:39.940 --> 0:37:43.420
<v Speaker 2>when I think about, like, Spotify now being, like, an

0:37:43.580 --> 0:37:49.029
<v Speaker 2>AI monster, and I'm like, oh, my God. I've used

0:37:49.070 --> 0:37:51.830
<v Speaker 2>it for so long and I've spoken so highly of Spotify.

0:37:51.850 --> 0:37:52.470
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:37:52.550 --> 0:37:56.930
<v Speaker 2>Like, I was, like, really, and, like, for free. But, like,

0:37:57.550 --> 0:38:00.790
<v Speaker 2>just because I actually liked it. Which I guess is, like,

0:38:01.250 --> 0:38:04.690
<v Speaker 2>that's the crazy thing is now, like, companies can, like,

0:38:04.830 --> 0:38:09.890
<v Speaker 2>prey on that with, like, random people in weird ways. Like,

0:38:09.930 --> 0:38:12.700
<v Speaker 2>sometimes when I see companies get involved with somebody and, like,

0:38:12.780 --> 0:38:15.500
<v Speaker 2>send them a bunch of stuff and, like, this personalized

0:38:15.540 --> 0:38:19.410
<v Speaker 2>PR kit. I'm like, there's something about this that is

0:38:19.650 --> 0:38:21.090
<v Speaker 2>so weird.

0:38:21.110 --> 0:38:21.490
<v Speaker 1>It's insidious.

0:38:21.530 --> 0:38:25.710
<v Speaker 2>Like, it's nice because, for instance, my mom. Mac, when

0:38:25.750 --> 0:38:27.930
<v Speaker 2>I was working with Mac, they were so fucking nice

0:38:27.969 --> 0:38:29.770
<v Speaker 2>for this. But I was talking to them about my

0:38:29.810 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 2>mom and how she's, like, a huge makeup fan. And

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:36.219
<v Speaker 2>they sent my mom a big PR package. And that, like,

0:38:36.660 --> 0:38:38.739
<v Speaker 2>she was so fucking grateful. And it was really sweet.

0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 2>She FaceTimed me. I watched her opening. It was so sweet.

0:38:41.700 --> 0:38:44.239
<v Speaker 2>And it did make me think of, like, those kind

0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:51.620
<v Speaker 2>of things where it's like, Tupperware saw the video of

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:54.339
<v Speaker 2>me dropping my spaghetti outside of my container by accident

0:38:54.430 --> 0:38:57.509
<v Speaker 2>and shattering, so they sent me 18 glasses. Like, I

0:38:57.570 --> 0:39:00.910
<v Speaker 2>don't fucking know. Because it's always also, I think that's

0:39:00.930 --> 0:39:04.310
<v Speaker 2>what makes me feel weird about it is because I know, like,

0:39:04.390 --> 0:39:06.810
<v Speaker 2>in this weird way, I'm like, this company is getting such.

0:39:06.670 --> 0:39:09.220
<v Speaker 1>A grab out of, like, They're making millions.

0:39:09.260 --> 0:39:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Like scanning this moment that people are enjoying. I mean,

0:39:12.580 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 2>like money, money, money, money, money. I mean, it's like

0:39:16.219 --> 0:39:18.270
<v Speaker 2>when you accidentally touch a part of the screen on

0:39:18.290 --> 0:39:20.110
<v Speaker 2>TikTok and it's like searching, searching.

0:39:20.210 --> 0:39:25.209
<v Speaker 1>I hate when it does that. It starts scanning my screen.

0:39:25.469 --> 0:39:27.129
<v Speaker 1>Stop scanning my screen.

0:39:27.230 --> 0:39:29.969
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm stuck. I already feel it.

0:39:30.590 --> 0:39:32.940
<v Speaker 1>To click out and I click a link and it's like,

0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:33.760
<v Speaker 1>buy now.

0:39:33.980 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Buy me, buy me, buy me, buy me, buy me,

0:39:36.219 --> 0:39:39.500
<v Speaker 2>buy me. Which is like, oh my gosh.

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:42.580
<v Speaker 1>Should we talk about the evil clock that Apple makes

0:39:42.660 --> 0:39:46.940
<v Speaker 1>come up at midnight at 3 a.m.? Wait, what?

0:39:47.020 --> 0:39:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what?

0:39:48.000 --> 0:39:51.549
<v Speaker 1>The evil demon clock. If your phone is plugged in

0:39:51.610 --> 0:39:54.990
<v Speaker 1>and horizontal, it turns into an evil red demon clock.

0:39:55.969 --> 0:39:56.610
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding.

0:39:56.989 --> 0:39:58.770
<v Speaker 2>I have seen that and I hate that feature.

0:39:58.850 --> 0:40:01.689
<v Speaker 1>It's so scary, bro. Why is it red and black?

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:01.930
<v Speaker 2>Why?

0:40:02.010 --> 0:40:02.140
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:40:02.180 --> 0:40:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Why?

0:40:02.410 --> 0:40:04.860
<v Speaker 1>Because red light like doesn't travel as far. So it's

0:40:04.890 --> 0:40:06.600
<v Speaker 1>not as bright. So it doesn't wake you up. But

0:40:06.660 --> 0:40:13.220
<v Speaker 1>like evil. It feels really sinister. And it happens at 333.

0:40:13.219 --> 0:40:14.799
<v Speaker 2>But wait, what was the thing that you said? The

0:40:14.820 --> 0:40:17.320
<v Speaker 2>weird conspiracy that you believe?

0:40:18.460 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. Oh, the evil demon clock?

0:40:20.980 --> 0:40:23.779
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's very odd. That makes no sense that you, like,

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:28.020
<v Speaker 2>think that. Like, you really are kind of, like, Christian

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:29.700
<v Speaker 2>crazy sometimes.

0:40:29.780 --> 0:40:30.060
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:32.700
<v Speaker 2>You just got that Christian crazy way of thinking.

0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>No, there are, like, a lot of conspiracies that I believe.

0:40:35.870 --> 0:40:37.750
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess I've known that. And I've known that

0:40:37.790 --> 0:40:40.690
<v Speaker 2>about you. And it's, like, all about money and power.

0:40:40.710 --> 0:40:44.510
<v Speaker 1>Money and greed. And they all are blackmailed. Like, the...

0:40:45.030 --> 0:40:46.790
<v Speaker 1>Epstein shit, like, massage agent.

0:40:46.830 --> 0:40:48.589
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all blackmail. All they do is, like, do

0:40:48.630 --> 0:40:52.450
<v Speaker 2>debauchery together and then hold it above each other's head. It's, like,

0:40:52.700 --> 0:40:53.840
<v Speaker 2>so fucking ridiculous.

0:40:54.260 --> 0:40:58.799
<v Speaker 1>And I'm so happy I'm not sex-driven. I'm sex-positive, but

0:40:58.860 --> 0:41:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sex-motivated.

0:41:03.100 --> 0:41:05.700
<v Speaker 2>That's so disgusting to think about. Yeah.

0:41:05.980 --> 0:41:08.710
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people, a lot of... But, like,

0:41:08.730 --> 0:41:10.710
<v Speaker 1>you can kind of boil down humanity into.

0:41:13.440 --> 0:41:17.220
<v Speaker 1>Into wanting sex and wanting to procreate everything we do

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:24.310
<v Speaker 1>ultimately like goes back to wanting to have sex get

0:41:24.330 --> 0:41:26.569
<v Speaker 1>the better job so you have more money so you

0:41:26.590 --> 0:41:28.310
<v Speaker 1>have better status like you're saying.

0:41:28.170 --> 0:41:32.190
<v Speaker 2>That's like what the societal like expectations are built up on.

0:41:33.030 --> 0:41:37.910
<v Speaker 1>Um kind of like why are you motivated to want

0:41:37.930 --> 0:41:41.049
<v Speaker 1>more money? And it's because you want a better life

0:41:41.070 --> 0:41:44.509
<v Speaker 1>for yourself. So you present better. So you can have

0:41:44.550 --> 0:41:49.270
<v Speaker 1>more sex. Why do you want a college degree? So

0:41:49.290 --> 0:41:51.650
<v Speaker 1>you can get a better job. So you make more money.

0:41:51.670 --> 0:41:55.390
<v Speaker 1>So you present better. So you have better set or status.

0:41:55.510 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 1>So you can have sex. Why do you want nicer

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 1>things in your house? So you present better so you

0:42:06.260 --> 0:42:11.570
<v Speaker 1>can lure people in. I'm being dead serious.

0:42:12.270 --> 0:42:14.250
<v Speaker 2>I know you are, but you have to stop repeating

0:42:14.310 --> 0:42:17.690
<v Speaker 2>it because I'm just like, that has never, but I guess.

0:42:18.430 --> 0:42:22.380
<v Speaker 1>It's subconscious. It's not a conscious thought. It's subconscious in everyone.

0:42:24.780 --> 0:42:27.509
<v Speaker 1>Like I think I truly think like, oh, like the

0:42:27.550 --> 0:42:30.649
<v Speaker 1>reason humans are alive is for love. No, it's to

0:42:30.690 --> 0:42:33.170
<v Speaker 1>have sex and procreate. That is the only reason why

0:42:33.190 --> 0:42:33.410
<v Speaker 1>we're alive.

0:42:33.430 --> 0:42:37.070
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I think that's why most animals are alive.

0:42:37.130 --> 0:42:39.489
<v Speaker 2>Like that's the core function of it. But I think

0:42:39.550 --> 0:42:42.520
<v Speaker 2>just because of natural or not even natural by the

0:42:42.540 --> 0:42:46.259
<v Speaker 2>luck of draw, humans are like intelligent enough to be like,

0:42:46.300 --> 0:42:48.239
<v Speaker 2>we think great or good.

0:42:48.380 --> 0:42:54.410
<v Speaker 1>I'm deformed. I can't procreate. No, I could. come over

0:42:54.450 --> 0:42:58.430
<v Speaker 1>here let me eat that kitty ew.

0:42:58.110 --> 0:43:04.569
<v Speaker 3>Ew did that work ew ew ew ew um yeah

0:43:04.730 --> 0:43:07.069
<v Speaker 3>i just like i i don't think like that or

0:43:07.130 --> 0:43:08.810
<v Speaker 3>live like that at all but.

0:43:09.610 --> 0:43:12.090
<v Speaker 2>Maybe some people would argue i'm really different.

0:43:13.110 --> 0:43:16.339
<v Speaker 1>It's subconscious but it's like it's like um it's like

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:21.109
<v Speaker 1>the way like flat earthers like have a rebuttal to

0:43:21.250 --> 0:43:25.109
<v Speaker 1>every point you say that the earth is round. It's like,

0:43:25.130 --> 0:43:37.700
<v Speaker 1>I can argue infinitely why everyone is like that. They

0:43:37.719 --> 0:43:40.299
<v Speaker 1>don't even realize it. They don't even know they're like that.

0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:48.430
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Like, like, Like, I'm not debating it because I

0:43:48.489 --> 0:43:51.020
<v Speaker 2>am like, yeah, that makes a lot of sense, like,

0:43:51.060 --> 0:43:54.020
<v Speaker 2>especially with the people in power. Like, that seems to

0:43:54.060 --> 0:43:56.000
<v Speaker 2>be their, like, number one thing.

0:43:56.020 --> 0:43:59.930
<v Speaker 1>Himalayan sea salt is petrified remains of giants, though. I

0:43:59.950 --> 0:44:05.469
<v Speaker 1>do believe that. Elaborate. No. No.

0:44:08.969 --> 0:44:14.210
<v Speaker 2>There's no way, you don't actually think there were giants, please. Please, please, please, please.

0:44:14.610 --> 0:44:16.589
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I do not actually believe.

0:44:16.790 --> 0:44:18.989
<v Speaker 2>Because I was like, okay, because I could see a

0:44:19.010 --> 0:44:23.259
<v Speaker 2>world where you don't believe in giants being able to insult,

0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 2>but fucked up enough. I was like, I could see

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:27.899
<v Speaker 2>a world where your ass thinks there were giants roaming

0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:28.400
<v Speaker 2>the earth.

0:44:29.060 --> 0:44:33.450
<v Speaker 1>Well, they do make valid arguments. The big tree trunks,

0:44:33.830 --> 0:44:34.450
<v Speaker 1>ever seen them?

0:44:35.750 --> 0:44:37.129
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess.

0:44:37.330 --> 0:44:40.690
<v Speaker 1>No, there's like this like one, there's a single one.

0:44:40.989 --> 0:44:44.180
<v Speaker 1>It's like a natural formation that's like easily explainable by

0:44:44.219 --> 0:44:52.319
<v Speaker 1>like geology and science, whatever. And people believe that it's

0:44:52.460 --> 0:44:55.390
<v Speaker 1>actually a giant tree that like a giant chopped down.

0:44:55.410 --> 0:44:57.830
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I'm going to show you. You're going

0:44:57.850 --> 0:44:58.890
<v Speaker 1>to laugh your ass off.

0:44:59.450 --> 0:45:02.509
<v Speaker 2>I think we tend to forget how much time there was. Like,

0:45:02.570 --> 0:45:05.290
<v Speaker 2>I saw a really great video today that was talking

0:45:05.350 --> 0:45:05.930
<v Speaker 2>about how.

0:45:06.210 --> 0:45:10.459
<v Speaker 1>People think that was a giant tree that... A giant

0:45:10.500 --> 0:45:25.430
<v Speaker 1>cut down with an axe. And they might be valid.

0:45:26.510 --> 0:45:27.220
<v Speaker 1>They might as well.

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:29.380
<v Speaker 2>Because who could have cut that tree?

0:45:30.140 --> 0:45:32.300
<v Speaker 1>Because who cut your tree, Donald Trump?

0:45:33.420 --> 0:45:37.739
<v Speaker 2>How does Santa Claus do it? Does he wear night

0:45:37.780 --> 0:45:38.700
<v Speaker 2>vision goggles?

0:45:44.610 --> 0:45:51.529
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. I can't wait for her husband to die.

0:45:51.550 --> 0:45:53.090
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for her story to.

0:45:52.870 --> 0:45:55.180
<v Speaker 2>Start because I've been hearing a lot of gossiping about it,

0:45:55.230 --> 0:45:58.819
<v Speaker 2>but I... Actually, let me not downplay the herstory that's

0:45:58.840 --> 0:46:04.319
<v Speaker 2>already been made. Period. Before y'all literally jump me. I'm

0:46:04.340 --> 0:46:08.669
<v Speaker 2>so scared. I'm so scared. Like....

0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Mike Cucci is hairy.

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Mike Cucci is hairy.

0:46:15.780 --> 0:46:18.259
<v Speaker 1>What is the original Mike Cucci is hairy? Like, what

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:23.500
<v Speaker 1>do they say? Mike Cucci is hairy? Yeah.

0:46:24.620 --> 0:46:27.240
<v Speaker 2>Mike Hoochie is hairy. Mike Hoochie is hairy. Mike Hoochie

0:46:27.260 --> 0:46:28.899
<v Speaker 2>is hairy. Mike Hoochie is hairy. Mike Hoochie is hairy.

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Mike Hoochie is hairy. Ooh, fuck.

0:46:33.050 --> 0:46:36.589
<v Speaker 1>Girls, I'm getting old, man. It's starting to hurt.

0:46:36.630 --> 0:46:40.030
<v Speaker 2>No, I keep saying this. Like, I need to start running, guys. Because, like,

0:46:40.510 --> 0:46:42.910
<v Speaker 2>and I'm, again, I keep saying it's not for vanity purposes.

0:46:42.930 --> 0:46:45.379
<v Speaker 2>It's like, Mike George.

0:46:46.390 --> 0:46:48.210
<v Speaker 1>These bones are creepy.

0:46:48.260 --> 0:46:51.740
<v Speaker 2>My joints. I'm so fucking aware of my joints right now.

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:54.780
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually freaking out. I love that.

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I have scar tissue on one of mine.

0:46:58.680 --> 0:46:59.980
<v Speaker 2>I have scar tissue on my head.

0:47:01.390 --> 0:47:01.660
<v Speaker 1>From?

0:47:02.690 --> 0:47:06.630
<v Speaker 2>From pulling down a stocking that had a full steel

0:47:06.969 --> 0:47:10.650
<v Speaker 2>stocking hanger that was shaped like a star. And it

0:47:10.710 --> 0:47:15.069
<v Speaker 2>landed right here on my skull. And it disrupts my

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:17.960
<v Speaker 2>hairline patterns. So imagine I was.

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:20.820
<v Speaker 1>Wondering what that disgusting weird thing on your forehead was.

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:34.150
<v Speaker 1>It's like so gross. Boy. Boy.

0:47:34.170 --> 0:47:36.609
<v Speaker 2>Boy. Like we for real are the new Americana. People

0:47:36.630 --> 0:47:38.819
<v Speaker 2>could have never. We would have never guessed that we

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:40.400
<v Speaker 2>would still be up to this kind of shit when

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.020
<v Speaker 2>we were like 30 30.

0:47:42.020 --> 0:47:46.790
<v Speaker 1>Remember when you wanted to talk about Chelsea Boots. This

0:47:46.810 --> 0:47:49.590
<v Speaker 1>is the last topic. And you just, like, take it away.

0:47:49.710 --> 0:47:50.850
<v Speaker 1>Just go there.

0:47:50.870 --> 0:47:55.469
<v Speaker 2>Oh, bitch. Oh, my God. Chelsea Boots. What you've done,

0:47:55.530 --> 0:47:58.270
<v Speaker 2>Chelsea Boots. Look what you've done, Chelsea Boots. I fucking

0:47:58.290 --> 0:48:00.310
<v Speaker 2>hate you, Chelsea Boots. Like, die, perish.

0:48:00.330 --> 0:48:02.590
<v Speaker 1>Wait, that's a good drag queen name, Chelsea Boots.

0:48:02.750 --> 0:48:05.589
<v Speaker 2>And she's going to suck. And she's going to fucking suck.

0:48:05.630 --> 0:48:07.850
<v Speaker 1>Her mug is puggy.

0:48:08.070 --> 0:48:10.710
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I hate a Chelsea Boots. I just hate them.

0:48:10.870 --> 0:48:15.340
<v Speaker 2>I hate them. Okay. Okay. Okay. Again, biggest hypocrite on

0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 2>the planet. So let's be very cool, calm, and collected

0:48:18.060 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 2>about this, guys. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

0:48:20.700 --> 0:48:23.610
<v Speaker 1>The edit of you in Chelsea boots is already being made.

0:48:23.630 --> 0:48:26.130
<v Speaker 2>I know, because I was like, tuck in your pants

0:48:26.210 --> 0:48:28.950
<v Speaker 2>and take your boots.

0:48:30.610 --> 0:48:32.290
<v Speaker 1>The Miu Miu is not going to help it.

0:48:35.420 --> 0:48:37.380
<v Speaker 2>Never done with the Miu Miu. Never.

0:48:37.780 --> 0:48:38.020
<v Speaker 1>Never.

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:39.379
<v Speaker 2>Never done with.

0:48:39.300 --> 0:48:40.500
<v Speaker 1>The Miu Miu. The Fiji.

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:44.530
<v Speaker 2>Those Miu Miu boots... They went right into the archive.

0:48:44.650 --> 0:48:45.110
<v Speaker 1>The Fiji.

0:48:45.969 --> 0:48:48.089
<v Speaker 2>Watch it with the Fiji. Watch it with the Fiji.

0:48:48.130 --> 0:48:48.930
<v Speaker 1>Watch it with the Fiji.

0:48:49.300 --> 0:48:54.360
<v Speaker 2>No, but I do love my higher boots from Miu Miu.

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.420
<v Speaker 2>The light tan ones. I'll show you all a picture.

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:58.400
<v Speaker 1>The Chelsea boots.

0:48:59.390 --> 0:49:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the thing is, like....

0:49:02.370 --> 0:49:03.709
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever worn Chelsea boots?

0:49:03.770 --> 0:49:04.030
<v Speaker 2>No!

0:49:06.290 --> 0:49:08.660
<v Speaker 1>You just look like the type to wear a Chelsea boot.

0:49:08.900 --> 0:49:10.660
<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe with these bangs because they kind of

0:49:10.700 --> 0:49:12.739
<v Speaker 2>got to go a little shorter. These bangs are kind

0:49:12.780 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 2>of giving me like 2018 LA in a way that

0:49:14.800 --> 0:49:17.509
<v Speaker 2>I'm not really fucking with. But I just can't tell.

0:49:17.530 --> 0:49:18.450
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to be like.

0:49:20.110 --> 0:49:21.190
<v Speaker 1>Cool, calm, and collected.

0:49:21.210 --> 0:49:24.210
<v Speaker 2>Let's be cool, calm, and collected. Triple C it, triple

0:49:24.230 --> 0:49:25.170
<v Speaker 2>C it, triple C it.

0:49:26.110 --> 0:49:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I want to take triple C's.

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:31.940
<v Speaker 2>Codeine, cocaine, crack.

0:49:32.580 --> 0:49:37.980
<v Speaker 1>Period. No, they're like cough syrup pills. That you can

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.879
<v Speaker 1>get over the counter. It's like DXM, I think. You

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:43.820
<v Speaker 1>see the hat man and the spider people. DMX.

0:49:44.060 --> 0:49:45.500
<v Speaker 2>They give you DMX over the counter.

0:49:45.739 --> 0:49:52.779
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he's so small, too. There's concert footage from when

0:49:52.820 --> 0:49:55.590
<v Speaker 1>he performed a song one time, and I wish I

0:49:55.620 --> 0:49:56.799
<v Speaker 1>was there. I want to go to there.

0:49:57.390 --> 0:50:01.169
<v Speaker 2>I've been okay I've not been going to concerts um

0:50:01.370 --> 0:50:03.879
<v Speaker 2>which like I've been going to concerts I've been really

0:50:04.010 --> 0:50:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I haven't been really listening to a lot of new

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:07.420
<v Speaker 2>music which has kind of been a theme for me

0:50:07.460 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 2>this year I've been in a very like love that love.

0:50:10.980 --> 0:50:15.940
<v Speaker 1>That cloud nine is like a hit the first time

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I heard it I was like that's a hit y'all

0:50:17.660 --> 0:50:18.379
<v Speaker 1>need to tune in.

0:50:18.480 --> 0:50:24.450
<v Speaker 2>Overdramatic is so fucking good flashbacks so good I'd rather

0:50:24.510 --> 0:50:25.319
<v Speaker 2>be alone.

0:50:29.969 --> 0:50:30.810
<v Speaker 1>It speaks to you.

0:50:31.650 --> 0:50:34.109
<v Speaker 2>Like, I wish I used AI in this moment so

0:50:34.170 --> 0:50:37.089
<v Speaker 2>I could transform myself into Ariana Grande sitting on that

0:50:37.130 --> 0:50:39.350
<v Speaker 2>little stool. Because that's how I feel about it. Like,

0:50:39.370 --> 0:50:43.489
<v Speaker 2>that's just my everything. Like, you are my everything, Tinashe.

0:50:43.530 --> 0:50:46.669
<v Speaker 2>You are my everything. Like, that album is so good.

0:50:46.690 --> 0:50:49.770
<v Speaker 1>Uplifting, Tinashe. I feel like I kind of look like Beyonce.

0:50:49.950 --> 0:50:58.950
<v Speaker 1>People say I look like Beyonce. They do. We have, like,

0:50:58.969 --> 0:50:59.549
<v Speaker 1>similar aura.

0:51:01.580 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 2>You smell like if Beyonce dropped the Y, the N,

0:51:04.780 --> 0:51:05.830
<v Speaker 2>the C, and the E.

0:51:06.650 --> 0:51:12.790
<v Speaker 1>B-O. Like low-key, though. I'm a little funky right now.

0:51:12.910 --> 0:51:15.270
<v Speaker 2>That took me a second. I was writing things in

0:51:15.290 --> 0:51:22.150
<v Speaker 2>my mind. I could see you scripting. Yeah, I was like, B-E-Y-O.

0:51:22.590 --> 0:51:26.589
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so media, yours is Tinashe.

0:51:27.270 --> 0:51:35.710
<v Speaker 2>And I watched... I watched Troops, Beverly Hills. That was

0:51:35.750 --> 0:51:38.460
<v Speaker 2>a fun movie. I really liked that. It was sweet.

0:51:38.540 --> 0:51:44.500
<v Speaker 2>Very just like classic, like girl power. But like not really,

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:49.390
<v Speaker 2>you know? Because it's like, what's that boy doing here?

0:51:49.410 --> 0:51:52.050
<v Speaker 2>Why was a man here?

0:51:52.070 --> 0:51:52.140
<v Speaker 1>Why?

0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:56.180
<v Speaker 2>Later and I still stand by that because I think

0:51:56.219 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about like why would a boy ever

0:51:58.060 --> 0:51:59.859
<v Speaker 2>be on like a girl's trip or like just with

0:51:59.880 --> 0:52:11.290
<v Speaker 2>you and your girl like bitch shoot me in my

0:52:11.330 --> 0:52:17.610
<v Speaker 2>fucking back like a dying racehorse if I ever was

0:52:17.690 --> 0:52:23.310
<v Speaker 2>like asked by Orion Rain Saba Sully, like, anybody, like,

0:52:24.469 --> 0:52:26.109
<v Speaker 2>to go on a trip. And I was like, can

0:52:26.140 --> 0:52:27.259
<v Speaker 2>I bring my boyfriend?

0:52:27.560 --> 0:52:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that's when it's over.

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Why would you even think that? Like, how did your

0:52:34.739 --> 0:52:38.239
<v Speaker 2>brain even go there? Like, what the fuck? Unless we're

0:52:38.260 --> 0:52:40.420
<v Speaker 2>going somewhere where we need a chaperone, but that's when

0:52:40.440 --> 0:52:44.320
<v Speaker 2>you bring a gay guy. Because then it's like, there's

0:52:44.360 --> 0:52:44.920
<v Speaker 2>a boy.

0:52:44.940 --> 0:52:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Like me, like, because I'll protect y'all.

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:50.700
<v Speaker 2>No, but you do give a very TSA kind of illusion.

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:53.980
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love that. I actually love that.

0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:55.120
<v Speaker 2>You're my TSA.

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm your TSA.

0:52:55.940 --> 0:52:56.980
<v Speaker 2>My fake safety.

0:52:58.530 --> 0:53:05.770
<v Speaker 1>My media is Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra 2001, Miss Kitten,

0:53:05.810 --> 0:53:06.790
<v Speaker 1>and The Hacker.

0:53:07.110 --> 0:53:08.549
<v Speaker 2>Wait, who's Frank Sinatra?

0:53:08.570 --> 0:53:10.130
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa, I just said The Hacker.

0:53:10.150 --> 0:53:12.049
<v Speaker 2>What the heck? The Hacker.

0:53:12.110 --> 0:53:12.710
<v Speaker 1>The Hacker.

0:53:16.300 --> 0:53:19.500
<v Speaker 2>And then slinging slasher.

0:53:19.100 --> 0:53:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Obviously resident evil obviously um wait.

0:53:23.910 --> 0:53:26.090
<v Speaker 2>My bangs are making me feel so quirky.

0:53:26.170 --> 0:53:28.870
<v Speaker 1>Wait not you and your derp era.

0:53:28.630 --> 0:53:35.020
<v Speaker 2>Remember that phase of like it was like kind of

0:53:35.100 --> 0:53:37.980
<v Speaker 2>cute to look mad confused.

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:42.859
<v Speaker 1>Like But you're kind of eating it up right now.

0:53:43.020 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Like, what?

0:53:44.380 --> 0:53:46.660
<v Speaker 1>Zendaya ran that shit.

0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:50.410
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Okay, actually. Yeah. If you're going to

0:53:50.450 --> 0:53:56.969
<v Speaker 2>listen to I'd Rather Be Alone, imagine Zendaya. Because why

0:53:57.630 --> 0:54:02.960
<v Speaker 2>is that a song that, like, I just feel like

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:05.299
<v Speaker 2>I'm listening to Zendaya. And I don't know if Zendaya has, like,

0:54:05.340 --> 0:54:08.060
<v Speaker 2>vocals like that because, like, Tinashe has crazy vocals. But

0:54:08.140 --> 0:54:09.950
<v Speaker 2>Zendaya can sing. But when I listen to that, I

0:54:10.010 --> 0:54:13.250
<v Speaker 2>literally feel like I'm listening to, like, an old, like,

0:54:13.530 --> 0:54:15.170
<v Speaker 2>Zendaya song.

0:54:15.310 --> 0:54:17.610
<v Speaker 1>When you said it, I was, like, gagged.

0:54:17.670 --> 0:54:20.330
<v Speaker 2>I was like, whoa. I love when artists, like, randomly

0:54:20.370 --> 0:54:22.750
<v Speaker 2>sound like someone else all of the sudden in, like,

0:54:22.790 --> 0:54:25.210
<v Speaker 2>a track just because of, like, whatever synth or, like,

0:54:25.230 --> 0:54:29.910
<v Speaker 2>vocalizer or whatever they used. Because I'm like, wow. This

0:54:29.989 --> 0:54:32.299
<v Speaker 2>is really giving me, like, I want to go back

0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:38.779
<v Speaker 2>to my fan editing days and find clips of Zendaya from, like,

0:54:38.820 --> 0:54:41.460
<v Speaker 2>the Challengers, like, being all like. Yeah.

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I love when artists, like, musicians, specifically, like, women musicians, like,

0:54:47.390 --> 0:54:51.029
<v Speaker 1>go on stage in, like, really skimpy outfits and show

0:54:51.070 --> 0:54:54.450
<v Speaker 1>their boobs and butt. Yeah. Like, the less clothes, the better.

0:54:54.469 --> 0:54:56.130
<v Speaker 2>And pee on people.

0:54:56.850 --> 0:54:57.330
<v Speaker 1>They do that?

0:54:57.350 --> 0:54:57.890
<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

0:55:00.330 --> 0:55:01.049
<v Speaker 1>Need.

0:55:01.820 --> 0:55:02.379
<v Speaker 2>What's her name?

0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:06.580
<v Speaker 1>I love a golden shower. Sabrina Carpenter golden shower. Wait,

0:55:06.640 --> 0:55:08.780
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina Carpenter's golden shower.

0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:14.810
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's why she had that toilet there. After the show,

0:55:14.830 --> 0:55:16.870
<v Speaker 2>she would go and stand on the floor under it

0:55:16.930 --> 0:55:18.569
<v Speaker 2>and they would move a little thing and she'd get

0:55:18.590 --> 0:55:19.350
<v Speaker 2>her golden shower.

0:55:19.710 --> 0:55:20.650
<v Speaker 1>It's like that's her lush life.

0:55:20.690 --> 0:55:22.470
<v Speaker 2>And that's why she always came out in her towel.

0:55:22.730 --> 0:55:23.910
<v Speaker 1>That's her lush life moment.

0:55:23.969 --> 0:55:27.560
<v Speaker 2>And the one time it was yellow, it's because she

0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:32.260
<v Speaker 2>had white on first. That's so stupid.

0:55:32.360 --> 0:55:33.359
<v Speaker 1>Bye, y'all. Bye.