Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels, second date, up date. Sometimes you go out
Speaker 1: to eat at a restaurant and you ask for like
Speaker 1: an extra side a ranch. Sometimes you ask for an
Speaker 1: extra sided tongue. You know what I'm saying it is?
Speaker 1: I think that would only be YouTube. But it's time
Speaker 1: for your second day update. Ronnie emailed us, and Ronnie
Speaker 1: ended up getting a phone number from a waitress. That's
Speaker 1: what I mean by that. Oh nice, okay, because I
Speaker 1: was worried you were talking about a strip clubber. What's up, Ronnie? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up guys? How's it going? Good man? That's that's
Speaker 1: really funny, the tongue thing. Yeah yeah, thank god. That
Speaker 1: worked long and hard thinking of that one. But no,
Speaker 1: that's what your email said that you went out to
Speaker 1: dinner and then you ended up getting the waitress's phone number.
Speaker 1: Good job. I've I've tried to leave my number for
Speaker 1: a lot of waitresses in my day. Never called me back,
Speaker 1: Never works for me. I don't you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I've never done this. I have never done that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're one hundred percent success rate? Wait to wait
Speaker 1: to rub it in. Yeah right. It was one of
Speaker 1: those situations where you just know there's something there, and
Speaker 1: I just like, you know, I just got really brave.
Speaker 1: Did you ask for her number? Or did you do
Speaker 1: what I do? Because I'm scared to ask for a
Speaker 1: number and then write it next to a big tip
Speaker 1: that you left her. You know, I just I had
Speaker 1: to ask, man, because I knew that if I didn't,
Speaker 1: I would be just waiting at buy the phone, and
Speaker 1: so I wanted to leave any kind of you know question,
Speaker 1: you know, just leave it off the table. Ronnie, be
Speaker 1: real with me though. You said, there's something undeniable? But
Speaker 1: is it just because she's really hot? You know, and
Speaker 1: that's obviously going to be like the first thing, the surface,
Speaker 1: like the whole appearance and stuff. But it was really
Speaker 1: more or less like the conversation between us, you know,
Speaker 1: like she came up and she was like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I entert you in dessert? And you were like no,
Speaker 1: and she said, okay, thanks, yeah, read the specials. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it was the subtext, man, It was the sub
Speaker 1: Her lips are saying, here's your check, but her eyes
Speaker 1: were saying, ask me for my number, right yeah, right.
Speaker 1: So it was like, you know, it was like a
Speaker 1: couple threw a couple of jokes out there. She kicked
Speaker 1: them up immediately. It was really I mean, but like
Speaker 1: like she trumped me immediately at the table, and I
Speaker 1: just knew, man, this girl is special. All right, So
Speaker 1: tell us about your date. Well, we were to the
Speaker 1: driving range and we hit you know, we hit some
Speaker 1: balls and drank a couple of beers and it was
Speaker 1: going really really right. I find that that's a really
Speaker 1: good place to take a girl because usually you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're putting possibly not to swing one of these because
Speaker 1: you're a girl. Let me show you have to swing
Speaker 1: a golf club, and they like that a lot that
Speaker 1: goes over. Well, hit me. She she's definitely got a swing. Okay.
Speaker 1: It was impressive, all right. And then what do you
Speaker 1: do after the driving range? Well, I mean, it just
Speaker 1: started pouring. We you know, we were thinking about maybe
Speaker 1: grabbing some dinner or whatever, but it started pouring, and
Speaker 1: she goes, why don't we go back to my place?
Speaker 1: That's a good sign. I thought so too. I said, Okay,
Speaker 1: not a problem. Let's do this. We go back to
Speaker 1: her place. We cow off, we dry, and we hung out.
Speaker 1: We watched TV. We did a little cuddling. Nothing like
Speaker 1: super physicals really really nice, really really chill. A left,
Speaker 1: I kissed her on the cheek and I just you know,
Speaker 1: I mean I was walking like two feet up off
Speaker 1: the ground all the way to my car. It was awesome, nice,
Speaker 1: And you kissed her on the cheek. And then did
Speaker 1: she say like, hey, we should tell they do this again?
Speaker 1: Or didn't? Did she? Yeah, it's just like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: let's let's do this again. I said, absolutely, And you've
Speaker 1: heard nothing from her, not one thing. I do love Ronnie,
Speaker 1: your positive attitude. Most men would be disappointed by the
Speaker 1: end of the date that you just described cuddling nothing
Speaker 1: to physical kiss on the cheek. But for you, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, I believe in courtship. Take your time. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song. Come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date up date. Okay, okay, cool, all right, man,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking jubil in the morning. You know what
Speaker 1: I think happened. I think Ronnie wasn't forceful enough with
Speaker 1: his date. What or could you go in the morning?
Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five never a good word?
Speaker 1: Aggressive is aggressive? Better? Aggressive? And all right? I think
Speaker 1: Ronnie screwed up his first date with this girl, Leslie,
Speaker 1: because he didn't make a move. She invited him to
Speaker 1: her place. He said, they cuddled and everything else, and
Speaker 1: when he was leaving, he gave her a little kiss
Speaker 1: on the cheek and then left. I think, Ronnie, you
Speaker 1: screwed up by accepting the kiss on the cheek. You
Speaker 1: should have gone straight for the lips. You should have
Speaker 1: denied it and said no, no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't kiss on the cheek. Show me those lips, baby,
Speaker 1: come on, just like that. No, he was being true
Speaker 1: to himself. He believes in courtship and being a gentleman. Ronnie,
Speaker 1: what do you think? Yeah, I don't know. We've heard
Speaker 1: it before though, from girls who are like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: take him back, or he didn't want to do anything
Speaker 1: with me and I don't want to talk to him anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so maybe you dodged a bullet. All right, we're about
Speaker 1: to call Leslie and see if we can get an
Speaker 1: answer why she's not returning your phone calls. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Leslie? Please? Yes? Leslie, Hey, Leslie?
Speaker 1: How are you. This is Jewil from brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is this sit out? Well, you recently had an
Speaker 1: experience with one of our listeners, and so we wanted
Speaker 1: to call you up and ask you about it. All right,
Speaker 1: I know that sounds creepy to say it like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, what exactly is this? You went out on
Speaker 1: a date with a guy named Ronnie a little while ago,
Speaker 1: you remember that. Yeah, you know that Ronnie listens to
Speaker 1: our show, and Ronnie liked you a lot, and you
Speaker 1: haven't been returning any of his phone calls. So he
Speaker 1: emailed us to give you a call and see if
Speaker 1: we could find out what he did wrong. Are you serious? Yes?
Speaker 1: Am I on the radio right now? Yeah? Can you
Speaker 1: tell us why you're not calling Ronnie back? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: this is what I thought. Okay. Ronnie told us all
Speaker 1: about your date. I said that he may have screwed
Speaker 1: up by not making a move on you because you
Speaker 1: invited him back to his place. To me, that's a
Speaker 1: signal like yeah, you know, and so something like that.
Speaker 1: He may have screwed up by making not a move
Speaker 1: on me, but on my dog. I can put it
Speaker 1: that way. Well, what did she say he made a
Speaker 1: move on your dog? Was? Yeah? I mean, like I
Speaker 1: just honestly, I almost immediately regretted taking him back to
Speaker 1: my place. Okay, now, can you explain to us what
Speaker 1: you mean by making a move on your dog. Well,
Speaker 1: I have a yorkey. I have a little yorkey dog,
Speaker 1: and m most guys like whenever people come back to
Speaker 1: my foot and it's just like you know, they've pat
Speaker 1: him on the head and they're like, oh, you're so cute. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Ronnie so in love with him. We was just talking
Speaker 1: to him in a baby boy and he was fairly
Speaker 1: paying attention to me, like I felt like a third wheel,
Speaker 1: Like Ronnie had abandoned your date and was now on
Speaker 1: a date with your little yorkie. Totally on a date
Speaker 1: with Ronnie Leslie. And he was kissing him on the mouth,
Speaker 1: so like rolling around on the floor with him, hoping
Speaker 1: his belly with his head look like one of my dogs,
Speaker 1: like one of my dogs, like rope toys. You know,
Speaker 1: there's like tug of war like rope toys. Yeah, sit
Speaker 1: in his mouth both and like at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, honestly, like you know, I don't want to
Speaker 1: kiss this guy after he put his dog place in
Speaker 1: his mouth, Like oh, okay, okay, let way, Hey, Leslie,
Speaker 1: Ronnie is actually on the other line and heard what
Speaker 1: you just said. Oh my god, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: killed Hey. Look, he was so cool and I mean
Speaker 1: it wasn't excessive. We were on a date, like running
Speaker 1: on a date. And honestly, you know, like you just
Speaker 1: met the dog too, like it's a strange dog to you,
Speaker 1: Like you barely know me. So why would you be
Speaker 1: like making out with my dog practically when he's like,
Speaker 1: come on, your dog, that's good. You were putting his
Speaker 1: toys in your mouth and like like mad or I
Speaker 1: know he's adorable, but I've never seen anyone react my
Speaker 1: dog the way that you did. And it was really
Speaker 1: off putting because I basically just met you. It's like,
Speaker 1: you would I moore me to hang out with my dogs?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Ronnie? Did you actually put
Speaker 1: the dogs toy in your mouth? Yeah? That's gross, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But like, but she's leaving out of key detail. Give
Speaker 1: me the key detail then, because I'm really curious. No
Speaker 1: matter what that sounds, it was clean. You said it
Speaker 1: was clean. Was like you're like, here's the brand new again.
Speaker 1: Why are wars dogs like anything that was on the
Speaker 1: floor like dogs like to poop on, Like nowhere that
Speaker 1: toy has been, Leslie. I gotta admit I kind of
Speaker 1: feel sorry for the dog because it obviously needed somebody
Speaker 1: to play with you. Are you kidding me? I mean
Speaker 1: like the dog. The dog ran up to me like
Speaker 1: I was the only human being it's ever been in contact.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, run a huge a lot of attention.
Speaker 1: I love my dog. You don't know anything about me.
Speaker 1: My dog loves new people, which a lot of dogs
Speaker 1: do thanks to a new person. And they love new people, Ronnie.
Speaker 1: That's what dogs do. Dogs run up to you like
Speaker 1: they've never seen anybody in their life to get into.
Speaker 1: That's just what they do. They just want to I
Speaker 1: wanted attention from you, and you totally ignored me. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm being persecuted because I loved your dog.
Speaker 1: I'd love to take that out of context, Ronnie. Despite
Speaker 1: how much affection you showed the dog, can you at
Speaker 1: least understand where Leslie's coming from? Where it felt like
Speaker 1: you neglected her. Look, it's not like a completely ignored her.
Speaker 1: We ended up cuddling and watching television for like an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you may have been cuddling with her, but you were
Speaker 1: thinking about cuddling with the dog. My dog wouldn't put
Speaker 1: up on a couch with us, and you were like
Speaker 1: distracted by that. Hey, Leslie, I would love to ask
Speaker 1: if you'd go out with Ronnie again. I will pay
Speaker 1: for your second date. I think that Ronnie would rather
Speaker 1: go out with my dogs, honestly, So I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: this thing. Ronnie. Would you like to go out with
Speaker 1: Leslie again? You know, I think that I'll pass everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you really kind of took this to
Speaker 1: a different level. It was fifteen minutes max twenty. I
Speaker 1: took it to a different level. Yeah, Okay, I really
Speaker 1: wish I had had you like I wish I had
Speaker 1: had a hidden camera that night so you could see
Speaker 1: how ridiculous you are. Can we say, don't call me
Speaker 1: and don't call my dog ever again? I won't, I won't.
Speaker 1: I promise you hate and let me get him a
Speaker 1: bigger kennel because the shoebox sized kennel that you left
Speaker 1: him in for five hours probably not a good idea.
Speaker 1: Is there a dog protective? There are complete jack angry
Speaker 1: at me? Way to really be a home? Take us
Speaker 1: to another level. Now right, well, don't get a dog.
Speaker 1: Go to the kennel, Ronnie, and get a dog to yourself.
Speaker 1: So I level, Okay, you guys, few lives together, Ronnie.
Speaker 1: You got your answer. Maybe next time, don't put the
Speaker 1: dog's toys in your mouth. I think I've realized through
Speaker 1: this conversation that I definitely go out with a pet lover.
Speaker 1: This is passionate about dogs as I am, or passionate
Speaker 1: in what way exactly? That's my question. Instead of looking
Speaker 1: for your next date at a restaurant, just go to
Speaker 1: the dog park. We'll clean up there, hop in there
Speaker 1: with the other dogs, and find someone to hang out
Speaker 1: with broken jewel in the morning.