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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember texting four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything. Nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are, so you're safe to say whatever. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: who calls in to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: we give a fake anonymous nickname too. And I don't

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Speaker 1: have a celebrity reference or any kind of weird reference.

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Speaker 1: So we'll do the word word thing again. So I'll

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Speaker 1: say a word, Alex Fresh will say a word, Eingo

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Speaker 1: seven will say a word, okay, and that will be

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Speaker 1: the name of the caller on the phone. Yea. So

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now is Boingo bongo dingo? What

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Speaker 1: going goo bongo dingo? All right, Hey, what's up? Boingo

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Speaker 1: bongo dingo? That's fun to say me. That's what that's

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Speaker 1: what they call me, all right, man, So you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. I do, I do, I do um.

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Speaker 1: So I was without a car a little while back,

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Speaker 1: and my buddy lent me their bicycle, okay, and I

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Speaker 1: was riding around. Yeah, I was riding around for a

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Speaker 1: while and I ended up being it's just like a

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Speaker 1: few bucks short for rent. I didn't know what to do,

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Speaker 1: and I had another friend who really needed a bike,

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Speaker 1: and I sold it to them. No, no, I just yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was kind of an impulsive thing, like I was

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Speaker 1: just really in need. And now my other buddy is

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Speaker 1: like asking for a bike back. You said it was stolen,

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Speaker 1: didn't you. Well, dude, actually I haven't returned his call,

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Speaker 1: so actually you cannot be one of those type of friend.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, you know, you know, karma literally karma come

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Speaker 1: back and get you. What if you just go to

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Speaker 1: like you could go get a bike, like a cheap

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Speaker 1: bike somewhere, yeah, and then give him back to give

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Speaker 1: him that bike, like this isn't my bike if Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been a long time, remember, Yeah, it's like a

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Speaker 1: you know, like a mountain bike, like a kid's mountain bike.

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Speaker 1: It's like a kid's like a little kid's bike with

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Speaker 1: a banana seat on the fassels, and like, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: your bike, dude, a little upgrade. What you don't like it?

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Speaker 1: So you've just been dodging his phone calls? Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: long has he been trying to get a hold of you? Um,

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Speaker 1: like a month? A month for a month, how much

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Speaker 1: does a bike? How much did you get from it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How did I get for it? I got two hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks from for it. I cannot believe. That's hilarious. And

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Speaker 1: you got to pay rent? Got it? Got him rent.

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Speaker 1: It'll come back on you, So you should. You should

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Speaker 1: maybe go get like a payday loan or something, pay

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Speaker 1: it back because karma it's gonna come get you. Oh

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Speaker 1: we'll see. Yeah. So whenever something bad happens, you know,

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Speaker 1: you just have to like you never think about it,

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Speaker 1: but you have to correlate it, not be like, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, is it because I stole and sold my

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Speaker 1: friend's bike? Probably we didn't really steal it. You know,

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Speaker 1: you borrowed it, but like when you sell it, that's

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Speaker 1: kind of stealing. He doesn't have anymore. I guess you're right.

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Speaker 1: It'd be cool if you could just do that, though.

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Speaker 1: I borrow a friend's car and then trade it in

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Speaker 1: for another car. I don't know. This is yours. So

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Speaker 1: is the person you sold it to, your friend that

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Speaker 1: you sold the bike to from your other friend. They

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Speaker 1: obviously don't know each other, right or do they know

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Speaker 1: each other? No? Okay, so they're not gonna ready to yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I know. Oh you barely know the person who sold

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Speaker 1: it to Yeah okay, because that's what I was going

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Speaker 1: to ask you, Like, is that a better friend than

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Speaker 1: the one whose bike you sold? Another question? How unique

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Speaker 1: is the bike? Um? Not very okay? So do the

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Speaker 1: do the people though that? So your friend that you

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Speaker 1: took it from and then the person you sold it to,

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Speaker 1: do they live relatively close? Um? They live kind of close.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So what if your friend sees this

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Speaker 1: person's like that looks like my bike, Like, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: somebody stole it. I don't know. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: answer your phone calls because I felt bad. I was nervous.

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Speaker 1: That Actually don't accept lying, you know, because then he

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Speaker 1: still sold it am lin. So no, yeah, you'll just

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Speaker 1: there's not a good outcome in this. Or you could

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Speaker 1: just roll up to him on your bike, but just

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Speaker 1: pretend like there's a bike, you know, like air pedal,

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Speaker 1: there's here's your bike. It was handed over, just like

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Speaker 1: hold it in the air, but here you go. There

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Speaker 1: you go, man, try and convince him that he's going crazy. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your little secret. Thanks, guys, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret?