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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for tuning into the Brick and Jeffrey podcast,

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Speaker 1: and don't forget to follow us at Briock and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that at.

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Speaker 1: We're almost there's brooking Jeffrey in the morning and Christmas

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Speaker 1: is right around the corner.

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Speaker 3: We just what do you guys want for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: Stop it, stop it, I'm done, I am done.

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Speaker 1: Well, next Christmas hasn't happened yet. You're always telling me.

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Speaker 3: I need to plan ahead. Now you don't want me

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Speaker 3: to plan none of the.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, come on here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah eleven months so, and Jose I know you're really

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Speaker 1: big on getting personalized gifts for poles and even though

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Speaker 1: you just did it last second and paid seventy five

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Speaker 1: dollars for rush shipping, yes you don't have to do

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Speaker 1: that this year. Now you can put all that extra

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Speaker 1: money towards Brooks present because the luxury brand her Mez

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Speaker 1: just came up with a new product that's totally classy

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Speaker 1: and practical and dare I say pushing the on velope? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a fancy envelope for one hundred and twenty five

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Speaker 1: dollars of Hermes envelope get a national attention, right, now

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Speaker 1: you can see the picture of it up on the

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Speaker 1: brook and Jeffrey Inces stories. It's very nice. They're calling

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Speaker 1: it the signature a five Hermez paper envelope.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how much is it?

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Speaker 1: One hundred and twenty five dollars?

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Speaker 2: You almost paid this much in overnight shipping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, put all that money towards this, and

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Speaker 1: you're good. It's just a regular sized envelope, but theirs

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Speaker 1: is wrapped in silk. It's reusable and made in France,

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Speaker 1: and if you know anything about France, you're instantly doubling

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Speaker 1: the price right there. It is a little awkward though,

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Speaker 1: when in like the thing, whatever you send in it,

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Speaker 1: you have to be like, hey, can you send back

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Speaker 1: the envelope?

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Speaker 2: Yes, like they give nice gift bags.

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Speaker 1: But Hermez says, quote this keepsake can be sent as

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Speaker 1: a special invitation or even a declaration of love, a

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Speaker 1: long lasting way to turn your records. And when they

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Speaker 1: say records, I'm assuming they mean white collar crimes into beautiful,

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Speaker 1: long lasting memories.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you write down white collar crimes?

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Speaker 1: That's not all because Jose remember this is for Brooks

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Speaker 1: Christmas gift for Mez also sells fancy paper weights for

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Speaker 1: two thousand, nine hundred and fifty dollars each.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Worth looks like a horse face.

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Speaker 2: I don't want my.

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Speaker 4: Silk envelopes to fly away.

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Speaker 1: You can get that with their four hundred dollars mouse

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Speaker 1: pads and eight hundred dollars mail trays.

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Speaker 4: Do you guys have the nicest desk here?

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Speaker 1: Let's move on and get into laser stories and send

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Speaker 1: it on over that not like oh sorry, this is

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Speaker 1: called shot collar question saw collar question of the day

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Speaker 1: with a man that is kind of wrapped in silk himself,

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Speaker 1: Digital Jake.

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Speaker 2: He's wrapped in a mustache.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice silky mustache. Take it away.

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Speaker 5: Well, before we get into the shot collar, first, we

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Speaker 5: need to issue a formal apology to the estates of

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Speaker 5: Amelia Earhart, Benjamin Franklin, and the very much alive Jackie Chance.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, You're welcome to your family due to.

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Speaker 5: The irreparable damage our own Alexis Fuller did while trying

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Speaker 5: to imitate them on the show yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Are we not doing it again?

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Speaker 1: Well, actually we are.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 5: Remember the game is called dim personations. That's impersonations with

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Speaker 5: a dim in front, as in like the light bulb up,

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Speaker 5: there is a little bit dim. Yeah, Alexis is supposed

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Speaker 5: to imitate very famous people to get your other host

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Speaker 5: to correctly guess who she is, and shockingly, not once

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Speaker 5: did she try to change her voice, shock even come

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Speaker 5: close to replicating what they're might actually sound like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're gonna try again or dead. We'll see

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Speaker 1: if our.

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Speaker 5: Hosts can figure out who she's trying to act like.

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Speaker 5: In another hopefully non offensive edition of dim Personations with Alexis,

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Speaker 5: we're gonna start with Brook. Now, Brooke, I'm gonna hand

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Speaker 5: up the dim personation to Alexis. She's got a couple

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Speaker 5: seconds to figure out what she's gonna do, and you

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Speaker 5: have thirty seconds. You must guess within the thirty second timer.

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Speaker 2: Ready, Alexis Is, she knows, Okay, I.

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Speaker 5: Start in three two one go oh.

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Speaker 4: Wait, No, I'm not British. Sorry, I'm a funny guy.

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Speaker 2: I just say I'm not British Jack Carry.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm like a little bit bigger, but I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got Jack Black out of that impersonation. They

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Speaker 1: even get to say, Peaches, you can't there, Why don't

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Speaker 1: you the same peaches, Peaches, Peaches. That's what an impersonation

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Speaker 1: is there. Okay, war.

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Speaker 5: Brooke, that was exactly right. That dim personation was Jack Black,

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Speaker 5: No bigger and funny, could have been anyone, but it

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Speaker 5: was Jack Black, and you nailed it. All right, We're

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Speaker 5: moving on next to Jose. Jose, I want to hand

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Speaker 5: to your dim personation over to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I get so excited for.

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Speaker 2: Because you want to do it.

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Speaker 1: I want to do it, Yeah, Alexis, are you ready?

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Speaker 5: All right, let's go in three two one.

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Speaker 2: Start Just forget what this guy does.

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Speaker 3: The guy.

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Speaker 4: I'm big, I'm sure I probably spent a lot of

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Speaker 2: Are the.

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Speaker 6: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm so fit my shirt I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna punch you.

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Speaker 3: Stay, just say them so big, I'm so big.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm a fighter. Maybe I'm not really who

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that man man.

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Speaker 5: Is That impersonation was clearly Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boxing one, I said.

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Speaker 1: To listen to his credit, I'm not one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: sure Mike Tyson knows fully who he is anymore. So

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Speaker 1: maybe that was a great imperson would.

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Speaker 2: Do a spot on Mike Tyson sounds like he's really.

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Speaker 5: So far as a flip of the coin, whether her

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Speaker 5: end of this. Finally we're on to Jeffrey. Good effort,

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Speaker 5: all right, Jeffrey thirty seconds to guess this? Starting in

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Speaker 5: three two one, Oh, it's me Rio.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 1: Me?

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Speaker 4: May I just sound? I try to do a high

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Speaker 4: pitch voice. I don't even know if my pitch ver

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Speaker 4: much that I am.

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Speaker 2: I'm blonde, baby, I work at politics.

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Speaker 4: I do a lot of Clinton.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, inauspicious start as Lexus started with it's

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Speaker 5: me unnecessary Mike.

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Speaker 4: I was doing like a female impression.

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Speaker 3: You are a woman, you can just speak normally.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey could work that personation was Hillary Clinton, So you're

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Speaker 5: gonna be saved today. That was another exciting edition of

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Speaker 5: dim Personations with Alexis Fuller text in the seventy five

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Speaker 5: ninety two If we should keep going with it or

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Speaker 5: try something different, we need your feedback.

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Speaker 1: Tell us what you think about the segment. Should we

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Speaker 1: keep doing this.

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Speaker 2: Text only in a Hillary Clinton voice.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be getting shocked today because he didn't

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Speaker 1: get his right and somebody wanted to hear Sweet Caroline

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Speaker 1: by Neil Diamonds.

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Speaker 2: Yes, can we all sing sweet Caroline?

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Speaker 3: My good times never seem so good.

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Speaker 2: So good, so good?

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Speaker 1: That was a spot on Neil diamond Well done, Jose,

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Speaker 1: that's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Apparently there's a new viral movement happening right now that

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Speaker 1: Brook's already participating in, and she probably doesn't even realize.

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Speaker 2: Heay, Brook, I have no idea. I'm such a trendsetter.

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Speaker 1: It's called januine Harry.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was just looking at my legs yesterday. I'm like, man,

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Speaker 2: these are getting like beyond the prickly point, you know,

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Speaker 2: it just soft again.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what is januine Harry, that's when

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Speaker 1: women are encouraged to stop shaving, waxing, plucking, or rooming

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Speaker 1: themselves for the entire first month of the year. Hence

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Speaker 1: janue hairy.

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Speaker 2: I can't I try to get this movement to happen

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Speaker 2: in July because I feel like it could be a

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Speaker 2: lot more impactful during the summer. You know, fine, do

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Speaker 2: it ladies, when you're already doing it.

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Speaker 1: This is your queen and leader of this movement. She

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Speaker 1: started extra early, and by early I mean August two

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Speaker 2: Cameras.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy the cameras are not honest.

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Speaker 2: It's it's only dark from like my mid calf down

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Speaker 1: You are books under arms look like the weeping willow

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Speaker 1: from Pocahontas.

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Speaker 2: I did shave my arm hands.

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Speaker 3: Oh good for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeahs. They smell better when you do it well.

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Speaker 1: The whole point of this is to try and help

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Speaker 1: normalize the idea of body hair on women. So Alexis,

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Speaker 1: this is kind of exciting for you to do this

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Speaker 1: for an entire month. What do you think you would

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Speaker 1: look like if you didn't do any beauty hair removal,

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Speaker 2: She's very hairy.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to know.

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Speaker 3: You don't know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like she'd have like two little hairs poking

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Speaker 2: you know, have a little.

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Speaker 3: Sasquatch on her hands. We had no idea.

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Speaker 1: She's pretty small already. I think she might possibly look

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Speaker 1: like that girl from the Muppets, the one in the band.

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Speaker 1: She's just just eyelash. She kind of looks like that,

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Speaker 1: just a little extra peach fuzz on that. But you know,

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Speaker 1: Jose has his video game group on Kick called the

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Speaker 1: Giggle Gang. Maybe Brooke, you should have a group like

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Speaker 1: the Fuzzy Fens.

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Speaker 2: I would Fuzzy, dude. The Fuzzy sounds like a bass

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Speaker 2: rock band. I mean, maybe there's spin off of the

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Speaker 2: Violent Fems.

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Speaker 1: But still text in seventy five nine two are you

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Speaker 1: going to join Brook on her quest to go? And

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Speaker 1: nothing but hair?

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Speaker 2: It's so easy when you don't have to try.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Let's all not try for a brand

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Speaker 1: of Laser Stories coming up, it's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 1: finally coming out with a less annoying smoke alarm. Oh

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Speaker 1: where instead of the loud blaring noises and beeping if

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Speaker 1: it detects a fire, a soft voice will gently whisper

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Speaker 1: I think there might be.

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Speaker 2: Some fire out it's not very effected. Get out.

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Speaker 3: Oh finally, snooze on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could sleep through the night peacefully thanks to

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories. The segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the glove just like everyone else. Does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser, and those other smoky jokies just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Pittsburgh. A man

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Speaker 2: Do you think that that's what the fence guy's got

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Speaker 3: Next time, he's like, I insist on Venmo.

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Speaker 2: Work with a guy that literally has a tattoo of this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That question has broken up radio fan and real families

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you I hear, if you fold

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Speaker 4: Comes from where it's from?

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Speaker 1: But in other words, pineapple on pizza is okay. But

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Speaker 1: he thinks you're trash.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's still got any opinion about it?

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of holiday headquarters still there. Well,

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 1: Sweethearts are those little conversation heart shaped candies with messages

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Speaker 1: like b mine and please wipe. Yeah, they please please swipe. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but this year they're doing a special version for single

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what that is. Oxford English Dictionary

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Speaker 1: Starting next week, Sweethearts will sell boxes of situationship Hearts

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Speaker 1: that look just like their normal candy. The only differences

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Speaker 2: That is so funny. I thought they were gonna do

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Speaker 3: Maybe someday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you just.

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Speaker 4: Don't even know. You don't even know what's going on, because.

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Speaker 2: That's how it is.

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Speaker 1: Blurry and tough to read, Just like gen Z relationships

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Speaker 4: Real phrases could be too far.

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Speaker 1: Their VP of marketing said, quote, the printing on Sweethearts

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Speaker 2: I love it. I mean I love it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: It's lazy. It's not lazy. It's like if Eminem's put

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Speaker 2: Bag Jeffrey to reuse easy.

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Speaker 1: Money grab for Sweethearts. There they go on sale at

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Speaker 1: sweetheartscandies dot com at nine am Eastern this coming Monday.

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Speaker 2: When they sell out, who's gonna be laughing?

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Speaker 3: This is all their income for the whole year. Let

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Speaker 1: Okay, they can get their extra thirty dollars.

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Speaker 7: Fine.

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Speaker 1: It is crazy that Valentine's Day is almost here. That

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Speaker 1: Although he calls it a sich shoeation, although I'm not

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. That now means Laser Stories is done for

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Speaker 6: My frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Right now, everybody is wondering what crazy things will the

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I don't know what the stuff is.

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Speaker 1: Will McDonald's come out with a new diet menu item

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Speaker 1: hologram have an even more successful world tour than she

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Speaker 1: hologram is gonna now go on to get even more money?

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Speaker 1: Kay? Will they replace me with an even younger, more

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Speaker 2: Of Jeffrey with your human baby that years ago?

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Speaker 1: Luckily we don't have to wonder anymore, because a major

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Speaker 1: a new year always brings such optimism and hope, hope

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Speaker 1: that this will finally be the year I get my

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Speaker 1: don't know, jelly Bean, It's like a potato fluff er nugget.

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Speaker 2: Good for you.

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Speaker 1: And this is also the time experts in the media

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Speaker 1: In the future, we'll see if they're right about it

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Speaker 2: But they got to be more right than they were

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Speaker 1: That was bad. Let's get right into it. There may

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Speaker 2: Oh, you already screwed it up.

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Speaker 8: Jocks.

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Speaker 1: Jocks are finally gonna be cool again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, guys were cool.

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Speaker 3: Said that trend with the NBA.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's all I thought. Feel like the jocks have

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Speaker 1: about that. Prediction. Number two people will age out of

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Speaker 1: Millennials and gen z are finally going to stop talking

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Speaker 4: So many friends say like they wish dating apps were

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Speaker 2: I often claim that if I didn't have this job,

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Speaker 2: I would dump it all. I think it'd be so

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Speaker 1: Oh your social media yeah yeah yeah, including your family.

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Speaker 1: I'm leading everything behind that.

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Speaker 2: I turned into my husband who has accounts on everything

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Speaker 1: The prediction is people are going to abandon social media

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be like those celebrities who are back

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Speaker 1: twenty four. Number three. They say lava cakes are in

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00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 1: all of that they ever go out, well.

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Speaker 2: Not in my mouth, in my mouth all the time.

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00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 1: They used to be really big on restaurant menus back

455
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: in the nineties and two thousands, and then the hype

456
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 1: kind of died down for a while. But now with

457
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: all the stressful things going on in the world, food

458
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Speaker 1: experts are predicting lava cakes will be the most popular

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Speaker 1: dessert item of the year. We can eat all of

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Speaker 1: our fetu.

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00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 3: We don't know what lava cake kids. It's like a

462
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 3: little chocolate cake and then when you when.

463
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 2: You must it open to hot molten chocolate.

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Speaker 1: And we are right for a warm, chocolatey, gooey resurgence

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Speaker 1: this year.

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Speaker 2: Let's get rid of that, like fruit and sorbet crap.

467
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 3: I don't want to bury men.

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Speaker 1: Number four prediction for the year smart watches popular at

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Speaker 1: elementary schools. Little kids are gonna have more devices on

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Speaker 1: their wrists so that parents can keep trying of them

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00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: while still being able to say, oh, no, no, no,

472
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: we don't allow little Brexley to have a cell phone.

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Speaker 1: We're much better parents than that. Smart Watchers have tiny screens,

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Speaker 1: so they're not really technology.

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Speaker 2: Dude. This is like the hottest conversation on the elementary

476
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 2: playground right now between parents, like, well, I don't know

477
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 2: what to do. I feel like they need like something

478
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: to contact me. But maybe a smart watch would be good,

479
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 2: But then I don't want to get them, you know.

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00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Trend number five that we're going to see this year.

482
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: They say four loco will make a comeback.

483
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,439
Speaker 4: All my friends were just drinking this on New Year's Yeah. Really,

484
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 4: everybody made fun of them for posting it. They're like, hey,

485
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 4: you're you're like in your upper twenties. Don't drink it anymore.

486
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 3: But they change the recipe they had to. It's not

487
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Speaker 3: as like violent as it used to be.

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Speaker 1: They stopped making the traditional four locos fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: Those are my go to drinks back.

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Speaker 3: In time, I drink those. I remember like, am I

491
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Speaker 3: gonna die?

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00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: Because because back then everybody was like, oh my god,

493
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: caffeine and alcohol in can like oh dangerous, irresponsible. But

494
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: now literally every single drink company is coming out with

495
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: hard sodas and caffeinated lemonades, and that's setting the stage

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Speaker 1: for a big four loco comeback.

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Speaker 2: It's sounds like we're keeping it classy in twenty twenty four.

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00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: This year, yeah, number six. Male manicures are going to

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Speaker 1: be big because over the past few years, Harry Styles

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00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: and Machine Gun Kelly, even sports stars have all started

501
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: doing their nails and launching nail polish lines. So experts

502
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: say it's finally going to be considered cool for even

503
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: the manliest men to go to the salon with their

504
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: bros and get managed.

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00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 4: Make it a many petty please.

506
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 2: I also feel like men should really embrace bathtubs, like

507
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 2: a nice bath so lovely, and I don't know why

508
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 2: it's so anti mail.

509
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,719
Speaker 3: It's just you know, macho.

510
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, handle lights, got your nice nails done?

511
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 2: Bumble back. Maybe some oils.

512
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 3: You and your wife are doing your lashes together?

513
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, getting what is happening to this world?

514
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 2: And the final jet, I want their hands to look

515
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: nice when they're holding the four loco.

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00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: The final prediction that experts are saying will definitely happen

517
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,959
Speaker 1: in the upcoming year. They say gen Z is officially

518
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: considered old. For a while, gen zs have been basking

519
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 1: in the glow of you, telling all the millennials and

520
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: the older generations everything they do is embarrassing. Well, now

521
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: it's their turn to feel the judgment because gen Alpha

522
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: is coming online and they're already mocking gen Z for

523
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: the stuff that they do and say oh.

524
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,479
Speaker 4: On social media so we won't see it anymore.

525
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: But gen Z stuff. They say words like sleigh bet

526
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: simp irm not cool?

527
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 3: Really she just say cap.

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00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Boomer Alexis, How does it feel to be an

529
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: elder citizen?

530
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 6: Now?

531
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 4: At least I work with you guys still younger.

532
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: Here your hair will start raising the roof together.

533
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: Predictions for the year twenty twenty four. We got your

534
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: phone tap coming out.

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00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 6: Next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: Today. Our phone prank victim is a mom who keeps

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00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: telling her husband about how happy she is with the

538
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: daycare center their five year old goes to. That's nice

539
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: and the reason why he comes home every night completely exhausted,

540
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: like he's had the most fun a kid could possibly

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Speaker 1: ever have.

542
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm tired for sure.

543
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: Well, she's about to find out the real reason he's

544
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: so drained every single day when he comes home. I'm

545
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: not sure how she's going to react. In your phone

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00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: tap right now, it's another.

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00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 8: Oh.

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00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Renee from Todd's daycare.

549
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 4: Is this Marissa?

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00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 7: It is hi? How are you?

551
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

552
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 2: I am so good. I just wanted to call and

553
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 2: let you know. We're having an absolute blast with Zach today.

554
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 7: Oh he's the best, isn't he?

555
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 8: Oh?

556
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: He really is. You know, he's just so fun and

557
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: he's got so much energy.

558
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 8: I'm glad to hear it. I can tell that he's

559
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 8: having a good time. He comes home. He's just exhausted.

560
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 7: Oh, which I'm not complaining about at all.

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00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 4: I bet he is, you know.

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00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 2: Oh that makes total sense. It's all because of our

563
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 2: new program.

564
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 8: What new program?

565
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: Oh, Debbie didn't tell you when you were here, No,

566
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: she didn't.

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00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 4: It's really great.

568
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: It's called sim it stands for secret iPad marathon.

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00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 8: Okay.

570
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: See, we tell them throughout the day that if you

571
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 2: want to play it, you have to charge him up right, Okay,

572
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 2: But their little brain doesn't get how technology works, so

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00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: we pretend the iPad can only be powered by running

574
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: on a treadmill.

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00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 7: Oh wait, what isn't that adorable?

576
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: Here? You know, I'm gonna go into the other room

577
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: and see how little Zach's doing.

578
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, hey.

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00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: Hey Zachy. Oh wow, you almost run a full five

580
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: k to day?

581
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 4: Oh jop bunny?

582
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I see you too.

583
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 4: I think you're doing great.

584
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

585
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: Oh man, these kids, I'll tell you standing at really.

586
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 8: Uh and did you just say ran a five k?

587
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

588
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 6: Yeah?

589
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 4: Could you not hear me? Over the treadmills?

590
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 6: Yeah? What?

591
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 4: His little legs are just pumping right now.

592
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 7: Hi, he's five.

593
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 8: Long. Really seems like a long way for him to run.

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00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Isn't it impressive?

595
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 4: And he just loves it. He thinks it's to jar

596
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 4: does iPad for sim.

597
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: Keep going?

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00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 6: Keep going?

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00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 2: I see that battery level going up.

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00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 3: Oh you're doing a good.

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00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 6: Trap.

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00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you need to.

603
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: Tie your shoe. That could be a trip hazard.

604
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 8: I'm not I'm not really comfortable. I'm not sure I'm

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00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 8: comfortable with this.

606
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 2: Hold on, I can't hear you.

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00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 4: Let me just leave the treadmill.

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00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: Room real quick. Okay, okay, no, what was that? What

609
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: was that?

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Speaker 7: I just I'm not.

611
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Speaker 8: Sure I'm comfortable with him running so much. I mean,

612
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 8: does explain why he's tired. But that seems like a

613
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 8: lot for a little kid.

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00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: Oh, he loves it, you know.

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00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 6: Are you sure?

616
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 2: My shirt? You should see him. We got him all

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00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: little matching sweatbands to wear it too. Oh to say

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00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: the daycare's name on it.

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Speaker 8: That's cute.

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Speaker 7: But our other parents okay with this?

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Speaker 2: Our other parents okay, with their kids getting great exercise

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00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 2: and sleeping the night away.

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00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

624
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 7: But look, but it kind of sounds like a labor camp.

625
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh, we would never do something like that.

626
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 6: But not everybody.

627
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. Maybe this makes you feel better.

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00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 2: Not everybody chooses a treadmill. Okay, some of them choose

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00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 2: the rowing machine to charge their iPad. That is because

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00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: you're rowing.

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00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 8: In you have all the children doing this, So then

632
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 8: what are you doing?

633
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you know it makes work fantastic. Yeah, us

634
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,239
Speaker 2: ladies here we just like to catch up on some

635
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: reality shows. A couple of them like to fill out

636
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 2: their Amazon wishless for their sugar daddies. Okay, I'm telling

637
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: you daycare work isn't paying what it used to, you know.

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00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 8: Oh boy, I just I have so many problems with this.

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00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 3: Oh that's funny.

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00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: Goodness, Debbie said, your husband gave the full Okay, he

641
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 2: signed the release form for it all.

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00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 8: Carson did not do that because we would have spoken

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Speaker 8: about it, because that's what we do.

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00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 2: Because if you would have talked about it, then you

645
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: would have ruined this prank phone call.

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00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh thank you.

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00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: That's bruk for the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in

648
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 2: the morning. I don't work for your kids' daycare.

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00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 4: You're doing a phone tap on you.

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00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 7: Well, you got me.

651
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 8: I was so worried about Jack.

652
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to get a lot more angry.

653
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: But do you know how hard it is to fine daycare?

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00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 6: Oh?

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00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it is to get a

656
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: five year old to run a five k every day?

657
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 4: You've been out nacky?

658
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh god, I.

659
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: Tell you his calf muscles are looking great.

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00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 7: You guys are crazy.

661
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 6: Wake up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

662
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Speaker 6: the Twenties brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, let's talk. Okay, most women do not understand the

664
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: stress and the pressure in the insane expectations that men

665
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: face well when it comes to picking out the perfect

666
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: date spot. I would love to hear that, because we're

667
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: just trying to show you that we really care. We're

668
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: not gonna listen to you once we get there, but

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Speaker 1: just picking out a good spot. We know it's important

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Speaker 1: because it needs to be someplace that's relaxed.

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00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: But not grosskay.

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00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: Fun but also romantic, sure, intimate but not creepy. That's

673
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: a lot of things. It's just hard. One of our

674
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: listeners just about collapsed underneath that pressure of picking out

675
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: the perfect spot till the answer literally landed on his doorstep.

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00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: And somehow that still wasn't good enough because now he

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Speaker 1: needs our help. Date number two. You're gonna hear what

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Speaker 1: happened and how it immediately backfired in your brand new

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Speaker 1: second Date Update Next second Date Up date. Dear Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey, h this is an email that we got,

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00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna read it for everybody. Dear Brook

682
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey I'm mad at you. Oh no, I matched

683
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: with a super cute girl the other day and my

684
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: date went horribly wrong and it's all your fault.

685
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: Why this time?

686
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: The least you can do is help me fix it

687
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: and get me a second date. Signed Jeremy.

688
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh, who's on the phone with us right now? The complainer? Okay, Well,

689
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 2: I came in hard hard.

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00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: The nicer emails that we've gotten all week long, and

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00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: I don't know any more detail than that, so let's

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00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 1: just talk to him really quick. Jeremy, welcome to the show. Okay,

693
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: And first, I would like to apologize for whatever misleading

694
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: or ignorant thing Brooks said to purposely miss up your

695
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: love life. She's gonna deny it deep down though she

696
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: is very sorry.

697
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: I'm not sorry, but I told you, I told you,

698
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 2: she denied it. I mean, you're just coming at us

699
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: so hard, Jeremy, telling us it's our fault. You're day back.

700
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: Why do you say the why is it our fault?

701
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 8: Because the sky is blue? Owls exists, you know, because.

702
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 4: It's just the reality.

703
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: Can't argue with that type of logic.

704
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 3: It is facts.

705
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 2: We don't pay healthy all right, who'd you go out with? Dana, Dana, Dana.

706
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and how did you meet Dana?

707
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, first of all, let me just say that, well,

708
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 8: let's see you guys all the time.

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00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, we like you, that's all I had to say.

710
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: We appreciate your sacrifice.

711
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 8: Your sacrifice, and you guys are I've always kind of

712
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 8: taken what you said to heart and really listened and all.

713
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: Right, well, in our defense, that's your mistake. Keep going.

714
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 3: Sometimes we give.

715
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 8: Decent advice that I am in serious here. So you

716
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 8: guys are always pushing this whole thing about you an activity.

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00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 2: Do something, Okay, don't do just a bar for a

718
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: first day day.

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00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 8: It's so cliche. It's this and that. It's so boring.

720
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 8: And I took that to heart and and leading up

721
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 8: to my date, all I can think about it. I

722
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 8: couldn't get it out of my head. And I'm going

723
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 8: crazy on what do we do?

724
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: I mean, you're completely overthinking everything at this point, but.

725
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: You are thinking about something and that's a good thing.

726
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you's got to find a middle though.

727
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you want to impress Dana. It sounds like.

728
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: Going with the plans. So what did you end up doing?

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00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 8: Well, let me say, I guess my apartment, and there's

730
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 8: like a like a flyer. Okay, oh yeah, it's this Friday.

731
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 2: Night bar golf bar golf.

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00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like appeared to be interactive and unique, right,

733
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 8: even thus dressed like golfers.

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00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool. That sounds like a fun day doing

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00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: mini golf inside of a bar.

736
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 8: Correct. And so we meet. I get there and it's

737
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 8: not at all like the flyer suggested.

738
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 2: What what was it?

739
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 8: So it's patch first of all, I mean, like to

740
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 8: the point of it's not even fun like the bar,

741
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 8: you know, like five deep, and it doesn't actually like

742
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 8: involved golf per se. It's more like a like almost

743
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 8: like a bar crawl, like the par number, and like

744
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 8: each bar has its own special drink, right, so like

745
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 8: bar one, you'd be like a shot at fireball. So

746
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 8: it's like one like one point.

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00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: Right, that's a par one because it takes one sip

748
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: to drink one.

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Speaker 2: It's a drinking game, it's not a golf game.

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00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 8: And then like you know, you have a beer and

751
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 8: it's you know, they have it mapped out to seven

752
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 8: drink SIPs seven seven one beer.

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00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: That's fast.

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00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 2: I mean, if you don't like you don't have to

755
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 2: do it.

756
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: But.

757
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: They're so competitive. These guys are competitive.

758
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 8: Look, guys, I know that you're laughing at this, but

759
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 8: this is and was not uh mini golf at a bar.

760
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 8: It was get wasted and it's.

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00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: Better than many golf at a bar.

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00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 8: I was so disappoint I did and the way it

763
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 8: was all shut up. I get I got hammered.

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00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 2: So you did it?

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00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 4: Okay, well why did you do it?

766
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Speaker 8: It's not because I was there, you know what I mean?

767
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 2: Like I did she get hammered? Or was it just

768
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: you wasted?

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00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 8: That all I wish I knew? Did you?

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00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 5: Just like?

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00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 8: This is what I remember. I remember seeing her at

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00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 8: Bar four, okay, just seeing and then at that point

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Speaker 8: I lost her. And the next thing I remember, I'm

774
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 8: at Bar five and I'm I'm literally crying and some

775
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 8: random dude is consoling me.

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00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 2: Bar without your day.

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00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 8: But here's but the last thing I do remember there

778
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Speaker 8: she was Bar six.

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00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: Wait, you kept going.

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00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 8: With her and just kind of grabbed her arm, like

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00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 8: where were you?

782
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 4: I feel like she went in the bathroom and you

783
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 4: ditcher or something and she no.

784
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: Ditch Tim, I mean honestly.

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00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 8: And I'm sorry, but I blame you guys.

786
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, we did a fun event, and we

787
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: told you to do fun events. I accept responsibility for

788
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: their steak disaster. It falls on us.

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00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: No, you accepted responsibility. That is ridiculous. You should be.

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00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 1: We Road are a team much like a bar golf team,

791
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: all right, and we need to be there for our

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00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: other team member, our listener, Jeremy.

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00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 2: Okay, I will, because that sucks. Man.

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00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 1: What Jeremy really wants is a mulligan, which is golf

795
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: speak for a duo. Right, that's what it is, Jeremy.

796
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: You did that? Uh yeah, yeah, So here we go.

797
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna try and get you a mulligan. When we

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00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: come back, we're gonna call your date Dana for you

799
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: and try and get you a second date. Update right

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Speaker 1: after second date update, golf themed bar crawl. Yeah. Awesome

801
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: idea for a fun night out. Probably not a great

802
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: idea though, for a romantic first date.

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00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 3: We're romantic or.

804
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 2: Just a conscious first date. I mean, I don't even know.

805
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: The thing is. That's the activity Jeremy did on his

806
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: date the other night with Dana, and it didn't go well.

807
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: He golfed hard, which is one hundred percent our fault

808
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: because we're always telling people it's good to be thoughtful

809
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: and creative with your date night ideas. Don't just do

810
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: a regular old restaurant or a bar and expect things

811
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: to go amazing.

812
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 2: Do eight bars and take multiple shots at each one.

813
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: Jeremy took our advice to heart when he saw flyer

814
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: advertising this you know, golf bar event, and what happened

815
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: got so shmammered.

816
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 2: He lost his date, darning but the founder, and then

817
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: lost her again as much as he can.

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00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: Remember the night that he visualized in his mind. But

819
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: we're hoping to make things right, fix our own mistakes,

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00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: and we connect Jeremy with Dana on a much better,

821
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: much more boring date night. Isn't that right?

822
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 2: We're boring is probably good for him, Jeremy, Yeah, we

823
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: didn't ask you. Have you texted or called to apologize

824
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: for I.

825
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: Don't know why he would do that. We're the ones

826
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: who are calling to apologize.

827
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 3: Have we texted Jeff?

828
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've texted a couple of times like, Hey, I'm

829
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 8: just like to talk, Please give me a call kind

830
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 8: of thing.

831
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants to hear.

832
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: Let's says when she has something.

833
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 2: But it's never a good message.

834
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: No, But here's the maybe she doesn't even remember what

835
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: happened that night the same way that Jeremy does it.

836
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: We're going to call her right now and find out.

837
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 2: What if she's embarrassed, like, oh, no, that would be ideal. Honestly,

838
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: it would be ideal. I doubt that that's the case,

839
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 2: but it would be ideal.

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00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 1: We're hoping. Here we go. I'm in a dialar number

841
00:41:52,000 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hi, I'm hoping that this is Dana.

842
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 7: Yes, this is she.

843
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: Hey Dana. Sorry for the awkward call that's about to

844
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: happen right now. But you're on the radio with a

845
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in.

846
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 7: The morning morning, Okay, And we.

847
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: Shouldn't even apologize. We should be like, congratulations on being

848
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: on this segment called a second Date Update, because there's

849
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: a listener of ours who is desperate to go on

850
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: a date with you, desperate a strong word, who's very

851
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: excited to see you again for another date night.

852
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 3: Sorry for the D word.

853
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 7: She's not talking Jeremy.

854
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't say Jeremy.

855
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't say his name.

856
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: No, you're right, but.

857
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 7: Well he's the only guy I've been out with for

858
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 7: the past month or so.

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00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 2: What kind of impression did Jeremy leave quick question?

860
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, I mean, I don't even how can I

861
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 7: even articulate what was like?

862
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: Well, before you give us your recap, he did tell

863
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: us a little bit about your guys date from the

864
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: other night. He thought that you were going to go

865
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: to a mini golf event in a bar, yeah.

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00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: Where you'd play a little golf drink a little beer.

867
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: But it turned out different than what he expected, and

868
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: it was just a bar crawl with a golf themed scoring.

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00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: It's fun, it sounds fun, but very very intoxicated, dangerous.

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00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, he got really competitive with it.

871
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: You're saying he's a man naturally.

872
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 7: The crowd was really like hyping him up to you know,

873
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 7: they were chanting birdie, birdie, so.

874
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: That he would drink his drinks faster.

875
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 2: What's a birdie again? It's like when you under it's one.

876
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 1: Under par one drink under par.

877
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: So people were chanting him, encouraging him to drink faster, essentially.

878
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: And you weren't chanting birdie at him, because that's what

879
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: a supportive person would do.

880
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 7: I mean, he was just starting to get sloppy. I

881
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 7: was just growing very tired of the whole thing by

882
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 7: that point yourself.

883
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 2: I'm curious about what happened between Bar four and Bar six.

884
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 7: Oh gosh.

885
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: He said he lost you at Bar four and never

886
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: even saw you at the next bar.

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00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 7: That's not how I remember it, because I know at

888
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,479
Speaker 7: one point I was hanging out with other people because

889
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 7: I was just over it, and I saw him and

890
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 7: was purposely avoiding him.

891
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because he was just so wasted.

892
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: What bar was that?

893
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 7: I mean, that was whichever one where he was crying.

894
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: Oh that was the fifth bar? Maybe, Yeah, that's what

895
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: he said, Mark.

896
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 2: He said he was trying to some guy because he

897
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 2: thought he lost you and he was upset.

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00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: Detail And then he said he was able to find

899
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: you again though, at the next bar, at Bar six,

900
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: and he saw you and he ran up to you

901
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: and it was like where were you?

902
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 2: Yeah?

903
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 7: No, I mean he must have seen somebody that was

904
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 7: dressed kind of similar to me, because that that definitely

905
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 7: was not me.

906
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 3: A stranger and shook him and we're like, hey, where

907
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 3: where were you?

908
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 5: No?

909
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 7: I had left by then, I'm done.

910
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: What who was he shaking?

911
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 7: Believe me, it was not me, because I distinctly remember

912
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 7: getting an uber like in the middle of the fifth bar.

913
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, that's a different version of the story

914
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: than we heard slightly.

915
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 2: How did this?

916
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: We should probably let's uh, we should probably ask Jeremy

917
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: about that, because he is on the other line right

918
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: now listening Dana and wanting to talk to you.

919
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 7: Can you listen to this whole thing?

920
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how the segment works.

921
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: He needed to hear it.

922
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: Didn't remember Jeremy there.

923
00:45:54,760 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here. Hey, Dana, so awkward, I know, I am.

924
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 8: I am so sorry. I want to make sure that

925
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 8: that have a clean play here. That the reason, the

926
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 8: reason that I wanted you on this show is because

927
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 8: this is their fault one hundred percent, one hundred percent,

928
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 8: and I felt it.

929
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 2: And I don't think she knows what you're saying. I

930
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: don't think she listens to this show.

931
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: Why are you saying that it's our fault? Jeremy tell her?

932
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 8: So, okay, I listened to the show all the time,

933
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 8: and they're always encouraging people like, hey, when you go

934
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 8: on on a date, the first date of whatever, don't

935
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 8: do there's something cliche. Don't just go to a bar

936
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 8: and don't little restaurant, there's something unique whatever, blah blah blah,

937
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 8: and so and I'm you know, I'm nervous as it

938
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 8: is to meet you, and I've got this garbage in

939
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 8: my head now for them, and so that's why that happened.

940
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 8: Otherwise I would have made that decision. And I'm I

941
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 8: am sorry, but it's their fault. And by the way,

942
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 8: they admitted it before you.

943
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: Go, Wowana, how does that make you feel? What do

944
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: you think hearing that? I know we are sorry.

945
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 7: Some people are just really impressionable. So it kind of

946
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 7: makes sense to me, especially when it comes to dating,

947
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 7: like you look to other people for advice, so you know,

948
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 7: he was doing exactly.

949
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: It sounds like, I mean, he's just maybe a victim

950
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,240
Speaker 2: of a lot of peer pressure. Right. He was pressured

951
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 2: into this date idea, he was pressured to drink all

952
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 2: of that by the crowd.

953
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 9: Yeah.

954
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a sexy thing.

955
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 1: But impressionable, Jeremy, You've blamed us for pretty much everything

956
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: that went wrong on your date night? Is there anything

957
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: else you want from us?

958
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 8: What I really want is for Brooke to apologize to you.

959
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: Right, Dane, I don't know if you know this, but

960
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: Brooke has actually already apologized to Jeremy earlier. She did,

961
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: and I think she is ready to apologize to you

962
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,959
Speaker 1: right now. We're going to back up and Brooke go ahead.

963
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 3: Remember Brooke, remember.

964
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: This is not about you right now. This is about

965
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: our listener, Jeremy and his dating life. It's not about

966
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: how you come off looking during this phone call. I

967
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: think you need to remind yourself you're insulting his date

968
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: ideas without knowing.

969
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 8: Brooke, come Brooks, with all due respect, all you're illustrating

970
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 8: to me are the ramifications of me following your advice

971
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 8: for a moment.

972
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 2: He is right. I am very sorry that you went

973
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: out with a man who can't think for himself. But

974
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 2: I think he's going to change trust his intuition, trust

975
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: is gut, and go with what he thinks it's best.

976
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 4: He might not listen to us ever again.

977
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: Well, now with that sort of apology, it's out of

978
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: our hands.

979
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: It's as good as I got, and we're going to ask.

980
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: You, Dana, would you like to go out with Jeremy

981
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: one more time? A date that we would pay for

982
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: but have zero other influence in other than I mean.

983
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 7: As long as it's traditional date, no shots, no competition.

984
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 7: I would be willing to give it.

985
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 8: One more try.

986
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: Oh, Jeremy, that's awesome.

987
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 8: It ended on a really good note. Son. I'm going

988
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 8: to thank everyone involved in Dana. Thank you. I'll make

989
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 8: it worth your while. We'll have a good time, I promise.

990
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 8: The one person I'm not going to actually I'm going

991
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 8: to exclude from this apology is Brooke.

992
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 2: Jerry, I hope you get another date, my man.

993
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, Brooke, I'm kind of busy right now. I'm planning

994
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 8: my next activity.

995
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: You Frisbee next time. Jeffrey in the morning, does you

996
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: know what we totally missed there? What said so hell

997
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,439
Speaker 1: bent on blaming us for the horrible night that he had?

998
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, why weren't you standing up for me?

999
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: Ever, it's more funny along the side of entertaining the

1000
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: things he totally glazed over. The mystery girl that he

1001
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 1: was like talking to it bar number six that wasn't

1002
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: his date. We never even got to it.

1003
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 2: Dude, he doesn't remember. I don't guarantee that mystery girl

1004
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 2: wanted nothing to do with him as well, So I'm saying.

1005
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: She was probably freaking out, like, who is this drunk guy?

1006
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: Acting like we're out on a date right now.

1007
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 2: I cannot believe he got another shot after that. Yeah,

1008
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 2: not only after that, but also after not taking any

1009
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 2: responsibility for it.

1010
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the power of an apology. Brook. You should

1011
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: try it outside of the show. Somebody he didn't apologize,

1012
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: No you did.

1013
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: Oh it was mine?

1014
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you an apology can fix the world.

1015
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 2: Mine was so so real. Yeah, so sincere.

1016
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: Even a fake apology goes a long long way to.

1017
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 2: Fake it till you make it situation.

1018
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: Never forget that, and never forget that. If you ever

1019
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: need help with your dating life, you can always email

1020
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call that person. Wasn't calling you back?

1021
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1022
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore, Lady, Liberty, Big Band, all important American landmarks.

1023
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: We are proud to salute.

1024
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 3: That's that's over there in Europe.

1025
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, stop the music. Stop the music. We

1026
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: know we're going to do this again. No interruptions please. Okay,

1027
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: you're just getting in the way of my flow here.

1028
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh all right, let's try to cue the music. Not Rushmore,

1029
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: the Canadian Rockies, the Bermuda Triangle, all American made products

1030
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: that we gifted to other countries.

1031
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 2: That's actually it's the most American thing you've ever said.

1032
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: Are you happy?

1033
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 2: Now? We just take credit for everything.

1034
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: Okay, Look, maybe this isn't the place for you to

1035
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: learn about quote unquote history with quote unquote facts a triangle.

1036
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 2: I don't know what's true anyway, research, But you know

1037
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: what this is.

1038
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: This is a place where I'm about to make history

1039
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: with my brand new song of the week in America.

1040
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: The same place you'll find the Grand Canyon, which, fun fact,

1041
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: we built as a gift for France, but it was

1042
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: too big to ship, according to ups, so we just

1043
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: decided to keep it instead Amazon.

1044
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 2: It's hard to ship a hole.

1045
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 6: It was.

1046
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: But it's my song of the week coming up. It

1047
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: is time for my song of the week. Yeah, and

1048
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:25,280
Speaker 1: here we are, the year twenty twenty four.

1049
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 2: You got it?

1050
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 6: I got it?

1051
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1052
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't check my emails and I don't write checks,

1053
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: so I'm not really sure, but I heard rumors it's

1054
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.

1055
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 2: You haven't typed it out even.

1056
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: Too much work anyway. It is a new year, and

1057
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: tradition says that you're supposed to set some resolutions for

1058
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: how to make yourself a better you oh more improved

1059
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: you A you that doesn't feel guilty after eating an

1060
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: entire canister of frozen Pillsbury rolls unbaked.

1061
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 2: Why are I still frozen? Just I saw them out?

1062
00:52:58,719 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 2: That sounds so hard?

1063
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: Hate myself too much?

1064
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 2: Okay?

1065
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: Now an expert say, setting goals is a good thing.

1066
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: Now they say that, and I get it.

1067
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a wonderful thing, say in theory, but is

1068
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 2: it realistic?

1069
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: Can you pursue them as a thing?

1070
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean serious? Do you really expect that you're finally

1071
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: going to change who you are thirty years into your

1072
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: life or twenty years or two years? J just I

1073
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: mean toddlers.

1074
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 3: If you don't have.

1075
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: It together by now, just go back to the breast.

1076
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: It's over hope is all we have. Look, I think

1077
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: the problem is everybody's resolutions that they set are just

1078
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,240
Speaker 1: way too lofty.

1079
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm with you on that.

1080
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 2: Like mine this year is just to have better posture.

1081
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, even that, you know, if you think that's

1082
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: too much, I thought that was so simple.

1083
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 4: It's almost too vague.

1084
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: Back The thing is like, you set your goal so

1085
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: high that of course you're going to fail them.

1086
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: A millionaire in the next five minutes.

1087
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 8: Okay, it is.

1088
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: Immediately you let your self down. You feel horrible, which

1089
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: I know makes Brook happy because then she can't be like, well,

1090
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 1: it's your fault for trying and her postures and.

1091
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,399
Speaker 2: Stick them the boobs out.

1092
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: But the end result just leaves you feeling empty inside.

1093
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: And I do think there is a better way to

1094
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: do this.

1095
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you're coming with a solution instead of

1096
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 2: just destroying us.

1097
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: I do. I have the answer, and I'm not going

1098
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: to tell it to you. I'm gonna sing it to you,

1099
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: of course. So instead of doing the old hit song

1100
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: by one direction, that's what makes you beautiful, it's young Jeffreys.

1101
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 1: Make your goals more doable. I'm going to point when

1102
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm ready point New Year's I swore I've changed for sure,

1103
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: So took my standards and dropped them to the floor.

1104
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: Arm just waking up. That's good enough, No griffindor I'll

1105
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: saddle for huffle pop up. Losing ten pounds will be

1106
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: super easy once I catch stomach fluide.

1107
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 10: I'm gonna take baby steps to improve my house.

1108
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: Order some Lextra lattice in my top come abound. Still

1109
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: drinking lattas, but.

1110
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 10: Now they're with all in the few year's goal All

1111
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 10: make a more achievable adding leggings to my food routine.

1112
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 10: Stop buying hogging dogs made with the nila being squinty oreos.

1113
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 10: Now I'll just lick the grease snogle.

1114
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: Stop being delusion.

1115
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 3: Make your goals more duable.

1116
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 9: The plans you drawn, they ham and gone, like Taylor

1117
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 9: and Travis minsmiel going start on this whole month. I

1118
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 9: swore I'd go drive, only get drunk on the dry

1119
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 9: and some white. What I said I would read for

1120
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 9: an hour a day, so I turned captions on.

1121
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 10: Who I'm gonna exercise more looks like my go falve

1122
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 10: just by lifting a sport, I work out my doubts,

1123
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 10: take a long walk ass of all fighting bigger belts

1124
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 10: getting you.

1125
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,240
Speaker 3: So but squats they ain't.

1126
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: No Joe, can't I keep fit and also lazy.

1127
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: I'll try a new.

1128
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 10: Sport as long as it's cardio freak like maybe dart

1129
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 10: to bolding, something.

1130
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 3: Peter friendly with friends, so.

1131
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 10: Crushing all my New Year's ago.

1132
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: Standing expectations. Loan nanananachos.

1133
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 8: No no no, no, no, it's jaw exercise.

1134
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: Nah no no nonnother plate of na shows nah no

1135
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: na nona. No need to search for true love when

1136
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: you love yourself. I've done that three times today with

1137
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: a website's help promise at least once a month, check

1138
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: my work email in Cobo. Use up all my pgo'll.

1139
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 3: Take answer care of my man's own help.

1140
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 10: Stop using web m D two diagnos myself and you

1141
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 10: can side of my ubers with way more self.

1142
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 3: They won't no, oh, hide it.

1143
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 10: In the pocket, folks. Don't overwhelm myself so showy. Talk

1144
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 10: more about crystal so people won't talk to me.

1145
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 3: Try to take less photos of.

1146
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 5: Every meal I eat.

1147
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 10: New Year's Oh, not.

1148
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 9: The kind that suck your soul.

1149
00:57:59,480 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 2: God it.

1150
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 3: John Tapper can save it.

1151
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: Bro Oh my god, it feels so strong going into

1152
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: the New Year.

1153
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know how you do it.

1154
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: I meant they say less is more, but you got

1155
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: to think even less than.

1156
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 3: That, less and less.

1157
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: It's less and less can be and then you'll never

1158
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: let yourself down.

1159
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 2: Here's the driver's still going to know though, smell.

1160
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: If you're stealthy enough, don't be able to get away

1161
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: with it. Remember that election.

1162
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah she's allowed.

1163
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, solos on your ride share service. If you go

1164
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: to text in seventy five nine too, you could tell

1165
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: us what you thought about the song of the week.

1166
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna post the video up on our socials, a

1167
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey.

1168
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 2: And you could even add in the comments your lowest

1169
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 2: New Year's resolution that you have.

1170
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, the bar for extra low. Don't overextend yourself.

1171
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: We don't want you to get hurt.

1172
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 2: You're right about that posture thing. I'm gonna start slouching.

1173
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: There you get. That's your song of the week.

1174
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1175
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 1: We got a text to seventy five nine to two

1176
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: that says, i just broke my New Year's resolution and

1177
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm ecstatic even though it's court mandated. I'm not wearing

1178
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: my ankle bracelet anymore. Just cut it off, thanks.

1179
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 2: Jeff Freedom well for a couple hours.

1180
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to listen to the courts on that one.

1181
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: But you know what, good for trying something We like

1182
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: that if you missed it. Instead of singing the song

1183
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: from twenty eleven, that's what makes you beautiful by one direction,

1184
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: I sang my own version called make your goals more Doable. Yeah,

1185
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: because it is the New year and people are turning

1186
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 1: the page on the last one looking towards bigger and

1187
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,919
Speaker 1: better things, and someone needs to say, hey, hey, hey,

1188
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 1: slow down, thank you. All those resolutions and goals probably

1189
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 1: aren't gonna happen anyway, so let's refocus and come up

1190
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: with some realistic goals. And we're wearing a lot of

1191
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,919
Speaker 1: feedback on the text board, some good and bad. Brooke,

1192
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: what are you seeing?

1193
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 2: I like this one? It says, so you're telling me

1194
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 2: I shouldn't try to get three your daddy's to pay

1195
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 2: for my lifestyle. That sounds me too. I guess if

1196
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 2: you say so, can you have jose dm me?

1197
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 8: All right?

1198
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: And that tackles one of Pose's New Year's goals too.

1199
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 1: I want you to me you want to be dug up? Yes,

1200
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: and all of this goal If you missed it though,

1201
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: if you want to hear the song again, it's going

1202
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: to be up by the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page,

1203
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: on our Facebook, our TikTok, our Instagram, all of it

1204
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey.

1205
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, We've.

1206
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: Got a brand new player to win Brooks Bucks today.

1207
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: Her name is Aaron. She's been listening for a while

1208
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: and she says Brooke did not have a good year

1209
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: in winn Brooks bucks last year, her quote more beatable

1210
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 1: than ever? Wow, wow Brooks. Sure you may have skunked

1211
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: yesterday's player five to nothing or whatever. But why do

1212
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: you think we have so many new people scrambling to

1213
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 1: call in to play you. It's called easy money?

1214
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:15,959
Speaker 2: Yes, how dare you? How dare you?

1215
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 5: It's true?

1216
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 6: You know.

1217
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 2: Listen, every good goat has it down here. That is great.

1218
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: Farm.

1219
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was trying to heare myself to sports.

1220
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 2: I had one bad year. I'm back, baby, I am

1221
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 2: better than ever and I am ready to go. So

1222
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 2: you better bring it erin right.

1223
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 4: Well see, yeah, so far, so good.

1224
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: You got a hot three day street going. We'll see

1225
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 1: if you can keep it alive. We're gonna send you

1226
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: out of the studio. And while she leaves, Aaron you

1227
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: know how the game works. He got thirty seconds to

1228
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1229
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you do have to beat

1230
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1231
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 8: I'm ready?

1232
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Your time starts now. The

1233
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: reigning champions of the NHL are from Las Vegas. What's

1234
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: their team name?

1235
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 7: The Raiders?

1236
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: Which sport uses a pommel horse?

1237
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 8: Gymnastics?

1238
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: The Army calls it basic training? But what does the

1239
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: Navy call it.

1240
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 8: Pass?

1241
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: What is the military slang for the distance of one kilometer?

1242
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 8: Pass?

1243
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: What instrument measures the size of an earthquake?

1244
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 8: Richter scale?

1245
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: The person on the ten dollar bill was never president?

1246
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: Who is it?

1247
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

1248
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 8: Ben Franklin, All.

1249
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: Right, Aaron, good work. Got through a lot of questions there.

1250
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 1: How do you think you did for your first time?

1251
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 8: I think I did okay, but not as great as

1252
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 8: I wanted to, So we'll see.

1253
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: Okay is a good starting point, I would say, yeah.

1254
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1255
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: And some interesting facts about Aaron that I'm learning through

1256
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: her phone screener. She's a stay at home mom of

1257
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: one and son is turning eighteen in two days.

1258
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that means she's retiring, right, No?

1259
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 8: I thought I'm like looking for a new job.

1260
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1261
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 8: My husband thinks, back into the force, I guess.

1262
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 2: Back into the forest.

1263
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: All right, because your turn? Are you ready? Yeah? Ready?

1264
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. The reigning champions of the NHL

1265
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,959
Speaker 1: are from Las Vegas. What's their team name pass? Which

1266
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 1: sport uses a pommel horse?

1267
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 2: Horse gymnastics?

1268
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: The Army calls it basic training. What does the Navy

1269
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: call it mm camp? What is the military slang for

1270
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: the distance of one.

1271
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 2: Kilometer uh km?

1272
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: What instrument measures the size of an earthquake?

1273
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 2: Size size meter? What is it called seisologist? I don't know.

1274
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: The person on the ten dollar bill was never president?

1275
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 2: Who is scale Grant? No, he was president. I'm all

1276
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 2: over the place. Jefferson, he was also president.

1277
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: You're tooting your own horn before you start.

1278
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 2: It's Franklin.

1279
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: Oh well, we're gonna find out in the second. First

1280
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: we got to go to the storeboard to see how

1281
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: you boll did with Jose Go get me.

1282
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 3: Juice boxes when I tell you now, go get me

1283
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 3: a juice box? One correct? Today?

1284
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 2: It felt terrible erin that was a bad telling game.

1285
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 2: It was the Las Vegas what yeah, two?

1286
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 8: Correct?

1287
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: Tight one today. Just stay out there, Aaron. Let's get

1288
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: the answers in. The reigning champions of the NHL are

1289
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: from Las Vegas. They are the Las Vegas Golden Knights.

1290
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 8: Owl.

1291
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said the Raiders are so new that it's

1292
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 2: hard for me to remember.

1293
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: Who's even there the sport that uses apommel horses, gymnastics.

1294
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: The Army calls it basic training, the Navy calls it

1295
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 1: boot camp. The military sign for the distance of one kilometer.

1296
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: You hear them say a click, so if something's two

1297
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: kilometers away, they'll say it's two clicks north or whatever.

1298
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 3: Hear that.

1299
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: The instrument that measures the size of an earthquake, that's

1300
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: called a seismic.

1301
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 3: Because we asked the instrument.

1302
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what measure is size something.

1303
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: And the person on the ten dollar bill that was

1304
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: never president was mister Alexander Hamilton, Oh, Secretary of the Treasury.

1305
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my kids have that entire musical memorized.

1306
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 8: Wow.

1307
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's maybe too many cus words, but I figured

1308
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 2: it's history nothing.

1309
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: They haven't heard mommy shouting all day.

1310
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:26,959
Speaker 2: Laugh.

1311
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: So, Aaron, thank you so much for playing. Unfortunately, it

1312
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 1: wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, but we are going

1313
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: to give you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

1314
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 1: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online on

1315
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: the Disney Store.

1316
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, I love it, love Disney.

1317
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: Same.

1318
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 2: Are you feeling foolish from all that smack talk? You

1319
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 2: brogg in the beginning there.

1320
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,920
Speaker 7: No, no, I'm just kidding.

1321
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 2: You know.

1322
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 8: I have a little bit more confident I've called so

1323
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 8: uh that's right.

1324
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear back for you. We're going

1325
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: to be back to do Windbrooks Buck same time on Monday,

1326
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: Brookie Jeffrey in the morning,