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Speaker 1: lead this hour is from baseball and we'll go to

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Speaker 1: Seattle with the story everyone's been yapping about. Here cal

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Speaker 1: Raleigh doing it again. The Mariners star cal Raleigh homer

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Speaker 1: the Athletics. Not the Sacramento Athletics, not the Oakland Athletics,

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Speaker 1: not the Kansas City Athletics, not the Philadelphia Athletics. They're

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Speaker 1: just the Athletics. But that home run bonanzo by cal Raley.

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Speaker 1: He broke the MLB record for home runs by a

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Speaker 1: catcher in a single season minimum seventy five percent of

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Speaker 1: We've talked about it and maybe not. But Salvador Perez

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Speaker 1: of the Royals had the previous record with forty eight

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Speaker 1: home runs. That was back in twenty twenty one. Man,

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Speaker 1: it was so long ago, like four or five years ago.

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Speaker 1: Now Raleigh has forty home runs this season while playing

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Speaker 1: So he's still technically not one, but two home runs

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Speaker 1: let us discuss the question based on the latest developments.

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Speaker 1: Has cal Rawley passed Aaron Judge by in the American

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Speaker 1: League MVP race. So I've got Google Maps, Airbnb, and

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Speaker 1: and again and again. So number one, I said, number one. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: So they're in a dead heat at this point, right,

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Speaker 1: dead heat. If you look at the American League MVP

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Speaker 1: race down the stretch we go, here we are It's

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Speaker 1: late August, the baseball season heating up. Boy, it's toasty

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Speaker 1: He's gonna hit at least three more home runs this

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Speaker 1: Raley plays, as the old NFL coach Jimmy Johnson said

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Speaker 1: His yards per catch numbers going down, down, down, down, down, down,

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Speaker 1: down down down. That Super Bowl performance, my god, that

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Speaker 1: was about as flat as a Taylor Swift final record.

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Speaker 1: That was wow. My god. Now, Kelsey, not only is

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Speaker 1: he aging in front of our eyes, he's also his

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Speaker 1: future is this he's auditioning. This is his future as

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Speaker 1: a distant relative of Nostradamis and friend of Nostra Denas.

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Speaker 1: He lives in Seattle. I saw him again. We had

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Speaker 1: a pow wow in Vegas with his wife, whose very

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Speaker 1: nice woman, except she's a vegan anyway, so vegetarian being

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Speaker 1: in the same anyway, to me, it's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: So here's the future of Travis Kelcey. I've looked into

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Speaker 1: the future. His future is auditioning for the role of

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Speaker 1: former athlete Number three in the upcoming Netflix rom com

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Speaker 1: to be named later. That's what he's got in the future.

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Speaker 1: And he's got I know, he's got his little Meatthead podcast,

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Speaker 1: I know, the meathead megaphone. You guys love jock talk,

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Speaker 1: and there you go, got Travis Kelcey and his other

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Speaker 1: meathead brother, Jason Kelcey. The two meatheads, two slobs of

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Speaker 1: meat right there, slabs of meat talking, and they can

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Speaker 1: riff a couple of retired dudes and have that little

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Speaker 1: ring light on. And that's the way to do it right.

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves audio content. Everyone's got a podcast these days.

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Speaker 1: Why not Travis Kelcey, He'll be going out like a

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Speaker 1: Roman candle, Just like a Roman candle here, a loud,

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Speaker 1: flashy and slightly off target, just a little off target.

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Speaker 1: And then in retirement, Travis Kelcey can ride Taylor Swift's

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Speaker 1: be jeweled body suits right right, why not? And uh

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Speaker 1: kick pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So Kelsey's storybook ending. That's it.

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Speaker 1: It'll be storyboarded somewhere in Burbank at one of the

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Speaker 1: studios over there in Burbank, and a big movie coming

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Speaker 1: to a theater near you.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Now,

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Speaker 2: Mailor's Mountain of Money. Hell, do you have what it

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Speaker 2: takes to get to the top? Probably not?

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Speaker 1: And right to the game we go. Let's welcome in

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Speaker 1: our contestants.

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Speaker 6: We have.

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Speaker 1: Who do we have here? We have Uncle Ma who's

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Speaker 1: in Jersey now no longer in Brooklyn. He's moved over

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Speaker 1: to Jersey. What's going on, Uncle Mal?

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Ben?

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Speaker 7: Looking forward to the football season, hoping to make bound

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Speaker 7: fasts as legal Jets might go seventeen to zero.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if the other team only plays with ten players,

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Speaker 1: they might go seven seventeen. Uh and uh oh? Who

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Speaker 1: do you want to partner with the great Uncle Moe?

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Speaker 3: I hope, I'm not roughly, Ben, I'm gonna go with you,

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 1: Spin a while, it spin a while, all right, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna play. And we have JJ in Renton. Hello, JJ, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: have been a long time. Man, It has been too long. JJ.

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Speaker 1: You work the dreaded swing chip. But you're back. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna be with Cooper loop. Alright, JJ, right, yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't have time to do small talk.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's do it like tobrocos though. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's let's play the game here. Lock everyone

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Speaker 1: in one of the categories quickly cool. All right.

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Speaker 7: This is the Melissa McCarthy addition. She turns fifty five

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Speaker 7: years old today. Categories are the third wheel, the nines, bride'smaids,

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Speaker 7: and this is forty uncle, know you run first?

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Speaker 3: Which category would you like?

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Speaker 1: Third wheel?

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Speaker 3: The third wheel?

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Speaker 7: Alright, and JJ, how about you lap?

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Speaker 3: What is the object? Do you want? The nines Brian's maids?

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Speaker 3: Or this is forty? This?

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Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all right, very good, let's go forty.

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Speaker 1: What are forty five seconds o'clock? These athletes were typically

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Speaker 1: overshadowed by a duo of teammates. Uncle more, Are you ready? Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Known as the Beard. He

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Speaker 1: plays with the Clippers. Now, he was with the Rock Yes,

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Speaker 1: he was with the Miami Heat with Dwayne Wade. Yes,

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Speaker 1: voy guard from France for the Spurs when they had Duncan. Yes,

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Speaker 1: wide receiver for the Patriots. He's on Fox now slot

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Speaker 1: wide receiver. Yes, running back for the forty nine ers.

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Speaker 1: Also the same name of the manager of the Giants

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Speaker 1: in the eighties, the San Francisco Giants running back for

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Speaker 1: the Knights with Joe Montana All right, no wide receiver

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Speaker 1: for the Packers. Last name is like a salad with

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Speaker 1: Brett Farvar and Aaron Rodgers. Last name is like a salad.

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Speaker 1: The scooter for the Yankee in the nineteen. Yes, all right,

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Speaker 1: you got that one. A wide receiver for the Green

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Speaker 1: Bay Packers. Last name like a famous.

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Speaker 3: Cool seat them again, man, because I could barely hear here.

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Speaker 5: Man, he's found.

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Speaker 1: By the robot.

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Speaker 3: Roger Craig was what you missed? And Randall Kah, I

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Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 1: JJ knows he's going to lose.

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Speaker 7: All right, JJ, JJ, We've got this is forty. These

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Speaker 7: athletes are currently forty years old. Whether retired or active,

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Speaker 7: they're forty years old. Right now, are you ready?

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Speaker 3: JJ?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Joe?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 7: Forty five seconds to begin quarterback for the Falcons. He

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Speaker 7: threw to Julio Jones. He's retired now. Matt Ryan, Yes,

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Speaker 7: this guy was one of the all time great running backs.

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Speaker 7: He was on the Vikings, ran for two thousand yards.

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Speaker 7: He hit his son with a with a stick.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, all right.

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Speaker 7: This guy was the point guard for the Lob City Clippers.

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Speaker 7: He's still in the NBA.

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Speaker 1: It's not Clay Thompson. It's I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: He's on State farm commercials. All right, all right, all right,

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Speaker 3: this guy, this guy was Powe's brother, Powe from the Lakers.

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Speaker 2: Kyle.

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Speaker 3: No, all right, this guy had the.

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Speaker 7: Same name as pac Man in the NFL, but he

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Speaker 7: was named me an MLB player terrible.

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Speaker 1: JJ just wants to say I'm cheating, all right, he

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Speaker 1: sucked at the game.

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Speaker 3: Chris, Chris Paul is who you missed a right?

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Speaker 1: Why you want that? You want the nines or bridesmaids?

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Speaker 3: You want nines or bridesmaids. JJ, I'll go to nine.

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Speaker 3: All right, it's all war number nine. Let's go. Current

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Speaker 3: quarterback for the Bengals.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 7: Yes, this guy was the quarterback for the Saints. He's

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Speaker 7: gonna be in the Hall of Fame. Yes, this guy

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Speaker 7: was the kicker for the Ravens. He likes uh the

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Speaker 7: massage Parlors.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 7: This guy was the point guard for the Celtics championship

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Speaker 7: team with Kevin Garnett.

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Speaker 2: It was uh.

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Speaker 3: He later came to the Lakers.

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Speaker 1: Hit the point guard board.

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Speaker 7: Jeez, guy hit for last, got to hit four hundred

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Speaker 7: in baseball, the last.

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Speaker 1: Guy to hit four Yeah, ound, we had a little time.

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Speaker 1: You sucked. You sucked, jed. You never never played this

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Speaker 1: game again, I didn't she you didn't get any right

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Speaker 1: brides may here we go. These athletes all made it

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Speaker 1: to the championship game and nemb Won. Uh here we

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Speaker 1: go quickly. We have a full board, but let's go.

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Speaker 1: Uh Uncle Moe play with the Red Sox. Was a

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Speaker 1: rookie year played with the California Angels. Also hit the

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Speaker 1: first Grand Slam in an All Star game in the

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Speaker 1: No White Guy, No, Yeah, you got a right, Fred

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Speaker 1: the guy. We want the guy.

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Speaker 3: Uncle