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Speaker 1: What is up everybody? I am Raven Simonet and I'm Miranda.

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Speaker 2: And you are listening to the best podcast ever with

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Speaker 2: Raven and Miranda. Welcome, everybody, Welcome.

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Speaker 1: We're so excited.

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Speaker 2: We're so excited to have you click on this and

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Speaker 2: listen to us. Whoa, It's gonna be a great day

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great more than day because we

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Speaker 1: have many episodes. This is the beginning of a podcast journey.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this past journey is so epic. You guys, listen.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of podcasts out there. Okay, you got

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Speaker 2: a whole bunch of people. You got people doing this,

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Speaker 2: you got scary ones, you got easy ones, you got healthcare.

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Speaker 2: Like listen. I understand making a choice is difficult, but

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Speaker 2: here's why you should listen to the best podcast ever.

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Speaker 1: Because it's the best.

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Speaker 2: That's why, period. And you may ask why is it

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Speaker 2: the best. It's the best because my wife and I

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Speaker 2: have decided to talk about absolutely everything.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't think we can do that, well

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Speaker 1: you're wrong. You're real wrong, honey.

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Speaker 2: Here's the deal. What happens during our podcast. Sometimes we

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Speaker 2: have guests, sometimes we don't, But in every single show,

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Speaker 2: we are going to be spinning a wheel, babe, and

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Speaker 2: there will be a text message that comes through on

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Speaker 2: our iPad of a word.

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Speaker 1: We don't know this word, No, we don't. Our producer

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Speaker 1: curates the word and then he sends it to us

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Speaker 1: along with random facts and fun things, and we talk

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Speaker 1: about this word and we just see where the conversation goes.

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Speaker 1: And it's great. It's cool, it's exciting, it's new, it's fresh.

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Speaker 1: It's the best.

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Speaker 2: And you may ask, why do we get such a

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Speaker 2: cool concept? Why do we get such a cool concept, babe?

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Speaker 2: You and me?

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Speaker 1: Oh, because we're creative and we're smart, and we're unique.

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Speaker 2: And we're married. We got married in twenty twenty during

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Speaker 2: the lockdown and.

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Speaker 1: The lockdown, during the lockdown, I decided to lock you down.

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Speaker 2: Oh jokes.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we have been married for three years and like

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Speaker 1: any smart couple, when you hit the three year mark,

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Speaker 1: you decide to start a podcast.

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Speaker 2: And talk about it. We did. We're here. It's the

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Speaker 2: best podcast ever. We're going to be talking about everything

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Speaker 2: from I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's the random word generator, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: It's the random war generator that is in our producer's brain.

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Speaker 2: It is in our producer's brain. But things so simple

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Speaker 2: as leaf, so complicated as mental health, so simple as farts,

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Speaker 2: so complicated as diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: That was beautiful. As you can see, Raven has been

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Speaker 1: doing this type of stuff for a long time.

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Speaker 2: I promise I won't go to Disney and y'all's ears.

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Speaker 2: But it's the first part you need.

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Speaker 1: To know why. I was like, no, you can't go Disney.

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Speaker 1: This is this is the new you, babe, not the news.

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Speaker 1: It's the adult you. It's the you that doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to have a wand I D wow the wand I

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Speaker 2: Guys, remember that anyway, we're gonna be going through nostalgic things.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be talking to some really fucking cool people.

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Speaker 1: You got and you know why this is also the

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Speaker 1: best Why because it's just gonna be honest, honest, We're honest.

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Speaker 2: This is a safe spirit.

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Speaker 1: That's a fucking safe space.

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Speaker 2: But what I mean why safe space has been used

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Speaker 2: too much in today's society. Honestly, I'm over it because

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Speaker 2: people are like, come talk to me, and there's like

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Speaker 2: seven cameras and with a seven million people watching, this

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Speaker 2: is a safe space, tell me what happened to you. Like, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm not telling you what happened to me in the

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Speaker 2: front of seven million people. I'm gonna hire a therapist

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Speaker 2: and tell that person that's a safe space. I paid

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Speaker 2: that person to shut the Well.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing that's cool. This is kind of a

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Speaker 1: safe because it's just you and me and the mics,

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Speaker 1: and we don't know who's listening. Maybe nobody, maybe everybody.

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Speaker 1: Maybe my mama, Hey mom, Mom, she's for sure listening. Anyhow,

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you, guys, how this actually really

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Speaker 1: to drop some honesty. So Raven isn't really a podcast fan,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, Babes, podcast ing is where it's at.

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Speaker 2: I love a true crime moment, honey, I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because it feels more like a book on tape.

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Speaker 1: But basically, I was like, Babes, I really think we

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Speaker 2: And like a good husband, I said, sure, babes, whatever

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Speaker 1: That's true. She said, whatever you need. But I was like,

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Speaker 1: YouTube channel. It didn't really go, but I pitched the

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Speaker 1: like the universe, you know, if it's meant to be,

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Speaker 1: it's meant to be, and the universe was just like here,

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Speaker 1: you guys.

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Speaker 2: Go shut out Jensen and Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally, at the Emmys, I was like, hey, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second, because I

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Speaker 2: Exect for me because I didn't win an Emmy, but

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Speaker 2: I got this instead.

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Speaker 1: You we could win the podcast version of the Emmy award.

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Speaker 2: Oh is there is there a name for that? Is

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Speaker 2: there a do we get awards in this field? Oh?

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Speaker 2: This vound me the best podcast. Never I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: Let's spin the wheel.

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Speaker 2: Oh, roommate, that's the word.

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Speaker 1: The word is roommate. Such an interesting word, Such an

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Speaker 1: interesting word.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so first we got to wrap our brains around

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Speaker 2: the word. Roommate can mean so many things, right, So obviously, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean, obviously the first thing you think about is

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Speaker 1: I totally think college. You think college, Yeah, I think

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Speaker 2: Funny because I did not go to college to have

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Speaker 1: How many roommates have you had?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's see. I had Lindsay, I had Carlicia,

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Speaker 2: I had do partners count because sometimes they just end

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Speaker 2: up a roommates Anyway, I probably had about five roommates

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Speaker 1: Wait, okay, so you said Lindsay, yeah low Ham, Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: and that was where back in the day. I know

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Speaker 1: that was back in the day. But where did you

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: We lived at the Palazo across the street from the grove.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people live there.

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Speaker 2: Oh, everybody, listen the Palazzo. I don't know if you

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Speaker 2: first one was Archstone in the nineties. There was a

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Speaker 1: Now, wait, where's the place that you lived that Josh

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Speaker 2: That's called that was. That was after so Dakota Fanning,

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Speaker 2: myself and ninety eight degrees we all lived in Archstone together, okay.

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Speaker 2: And then after that we moved to another place off

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Speaker 1: I remember talking to Josh about that because he was like,

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Speaker 2: I think it was the arch doone? Actually, actually, no,

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Speaker 2: it was it was it was the Archtone.

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Speaker 1: We should have Josh on the podcast and ask him

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what happens. And then after that, you know,

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Speaker 2: got into my olden days and got a couple of roommates.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what days, my olden days.

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Speaker 2: My golden years, my whole years, also known as the

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Speaker 1: So not familiar with that. The whole years, I mean

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Speaker 2: Well those were old times. I'm different, I'm reformed, and.

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Speaker 1: Then I got into my olden dates that through me.

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Speaker 1: How many roommates have I had? Okay, Well, do you

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Speaker 2: Yes, we definitely count treatment. Okay, please tell them what

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Speaker 1: Well, I went to it not once, but twice. And

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Speaker 1: when you go to treatment, you get a roommate. So

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Speaker 1: See one roommate there, But then I had housemates. That's different, right, Well.

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Speaker 2: No, because the housemaid is just because you're living in

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I had that roommate experience, that roommate experience.

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Speaker 1: Does camp count? I never I didn't really ever have

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Speaker 1: the experience of like, hi, friend, high friend, do you

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. I always like I had treatment roommates

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Speaker 1: that wasn't a choice.

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Speaker 2: What kind of treatment was it?

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Speaker 1: I had a buddy. Oh that's for another podcast. You

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Speaker 1: guys are just getting to know me. I can't spill

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Speaker 2: Well that's what happened to me and lindsay, Like we

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Speaker 2: of my parents' home. Do you want to be a roommate?

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Speaker 2: She was like for sure, She's I don't know what

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Speaker 2: as yes, and me and her mom were good. And

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Speaker 2: she was never there. I really just talked to her

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Speaker 2: mom to make sure that the rent was paid. It

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Speaker 2: was like a really expensive closet for her, and I

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Speaker 2: appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of a sweet deal in a way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because to yeah, you like get your own space and

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Speaker 1: then you just have somebody paying half the rent. Awesome

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Speaker 1: songs kind of like what parents do. Not all parents,

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Speaker 1: not all parents, but like I'm saying, like I could

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Speaker 1: live on your own, I'll pay half the rent. You

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Speaker 1: pay half the rent, but you get your own space.

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Speaker 1: Oh hilarious, celebrity world roommate.

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Speaker 2: God, here's the deal? Why she wants? God? Everyone?

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Speaker 1: I'm just no, no, here's the deal. In my head,

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Speaker 1: And I'm saying, you know me, and you know what

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Speaker 1: Because I want somebody who is germaphobic and OCD so

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Speaker 1: fall into those lines? I don't know. I want somebody

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Speaker 1: on occasion. It's sounding a lot like a marriage. When

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Speaker 2: I was about to say other than the clean dishes,

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Speaker 2: and her name is Miranda, also known as my wife,

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Speaker 2: and she says that she likes plain dishes, but what

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Speaker 2: she really wants is for someone to rinse it off

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Speaker 2: so that she puts it in the dishwasher because I

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Speaker 2: have put babes. Have you noticed that I will finds

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Speaker 2: I know, we have a sucky dishwasher. It doesn't clean. Well, like,

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Speaker 2: that's all the excuses, But what I really think it is.

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Speaker 2: I think it's control. I think if she doesn't put

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Speaker 1: You're not wrong, and you're also not right.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the answer for marriage. You're not wrong, but

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Speaker 1: the deal. The dishwasher does obsolet suck. It's also really small,

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Speaker 1: just like a throw it all in there. No, it's

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Speaker 1: It is just interesting, but it's not. It's fine. It

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Speaker 1: of the day. But what I'd really actually like to

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Speaker 2: Oh, who would I pick.

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Speaker 1: In the celebrity world?

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Speaker 2: In the celebrity world, Okay, I would choose Okay, it

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Speaker 2: has to be someone with money because I would like

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Speaker 2: a nice place.

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Speaker 1: Amen.

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Speaker 2: It would have to be somebody with similar taste in

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Speaker 2: would have to be someone that likes to go out

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Speaker 2: into a relationship if I wasn't married. Do you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, have you ever had those roommates, those

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Speaker 1: But I also don't have sex with all my friends.

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Speaker 2: Who said, who does that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who does that? Who are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Just to know who are you talking about? Just people

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Speaker 1: I've heard that some people like to do that.

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Speaker 2: That's when I heard that too, anyway, So.

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Speaker 1: It's a safe space.

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Speaker 2: It's a safe space. I would like to choose like

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Speaker 2: a you know what, it's Salba. Yeah, but he's big.

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Speaker 2: I think he takes up a lot of.

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Speaker 1: You're big too, babe, you have big you guys? Would

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Speaker 1: you guys would compliment each other on the mutual couch

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Because interesting, I was gonna go with the man

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Speaker 2: from Bear. I was gonna go with the dude from Bear.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jeremy Allen White.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know his Yeah, just because I want

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Speaker 2: to say, like, what up, chef? As he goes to

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Speaker 1: I want to live with you guys too, know you

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Speaker 1: know what? That would turn into real fast. I'm afraid

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Speaker 1: Miranda being open to the idea of what a polyamorous

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Speaker 2: Really, you think he's cute?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, lip Well, lip was adorable chef fuck

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Speaker 1: yes and funny. You should bring him up because this

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Speaker 1: morning I was literally listening to him and Jennifer Coolidge

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Speaker 2: He has a great charisma. I'm not attracted to him,

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Speaker 2: but I think he's cool. Like I go party with him,

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Speaker 2: live with Ludacris, just.

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Speaker 1: Because Luda Luda.

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Speaker 2: Like I would love to live with Luda, just because

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Speaker 2: sometimes i'd be down for the cause and I know

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Speaker 2: he'd be down anyway. Roommate, babe, here's what I don't

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Speaker 2: like about roommates. When they're late on the rent. I

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Speaker 2: can't handle it. It is absolutely irritating. Do you fire

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Speaker 2: your roommate on first fuck up?

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Speaker 1: No? I think no not. And here's the deal. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's so different, right, Like, are you living with

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Speaker 1: somebody that is your Craigslist person. It depends it's not

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Speaker 1: really you know what I mean. Yeah, because then it's

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Speaker 1: like if it's a friend and you understand them more

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Speaker 1: and you get that they're like working here and there

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Speaker 1: and they're a little bit late than okay. But if

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Speaker 1: I'd probably be a little bit more like strict with it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that there are rules that have to

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Speaker 2: be set when you have a roommate. One rent needs

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Speaker 2: to come two days before it's due, just so that

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Speaker 2: we don't have a problem, because I'm not trying to

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Speaker 2: get kicked out. Two, keep your shit in your area,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And then there's like communal

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Speaker 2: area and kitchen. I honestly like there should be apartments.

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Speaker 2: I kind of like the Asian style apartments where there's

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Speaker 2: no main kitchen. There's no like stove or anything. Like

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Speaker 2: if you like to cook on cast iron, you have

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Speaker 2: your section for it, and I have my section for it,

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Speaker 2: and you bring out one of those like buns and

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Speaker 3: You don't know.

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Speaker 2: It gets muddy if you have a bestie, Like I

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Speaker 2: live on my bestie in New York, Carlicia Leviger, and

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Speaker 2: she was in her area, I was in my area.

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Speaker 2: I had more furniture than her, but she was like

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Speaker 2: down for the cause too, and we knew how to

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Speaker 2: live together. I think having roommates is actually a really

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Speaker 2: good thing to like practice marriage. Yes, do you see

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Speaker 1: I see how you got there. But also I know

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Speaker 1: I do I see how you got there. But I

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Speaker 1: also think that living with somebody, like living with the bestie,

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Speaker 1: can be dangerous because it can show you. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of like traveling with a friend. It changes the relationship

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Speaker 1: because you see your friend and you experience them in

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Speaker 1: different ways. So like if you and your best friend

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Speaker 1: move in together and you're clean and your best friend

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Speaker 1: is a mess, you will start judging that person.

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Speaker 2: You will start having I'm judging them to begin with.

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Speaker 2: I don't give whether they messy or not. You gen

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Speaker 2: judged immediately.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but when it's in your space too, like it's

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Speaker 1: it's a thing, you know, his relationship roommate dynamic. I

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Speaker 1: love remember that show that we watched recently, helped me out. Babes.

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Speaker 1: It's the lesbians George and.

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Speaker 1: That wacky wacka doo guy that they met in Chrislist.

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Speaker 2: a next Netflix film. It's Elliott Page's partner, I believe,

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Speaker 2: and they have a show and they have like a

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Speaker 2: meeting all of us. No, no, it's not all of us,

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Speaker 2: but yes, I liked that roommate dynamic before. Did you

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Speaker 2: know that in two any?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Wait, wait, wait it's called feel good?

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Speaker 2: Oh feel good because it did feel good?

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Speaker 1: And I think that we just got a fact oh

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Speaker 1: des sent to us through our alright, i'd buyer producer.

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Speaker 2: Babes tell us our factors affect Colon in twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: two Comma. According to the Apartment Guide, while sixty percent

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Speaker 2: of roommates know each other before moving in together, five

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Speaker 2: percent met over Craigslist. That is so listen, so dangerous,

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Speaker 2: you guys, I had a Craigslist moment. Can I explain

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Speaker 2: my Craigslist moment? Yes, I went on Craigslist. I was

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Speaker 2: to San Francisco, and I looked on Craigslist for an

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Speaker 2: apartment and booked it. Did everything, got to San France.

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Speaker 2: It was an abandoned building. It was an abandoned building.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have any place to stay. We had to

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Speaker 2: stay in a hostel. There were bed bugs in that hostel.

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Speaker 1: And why would you stay in a hostel instead of

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Speaker 1: a hotel?

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Speaker 2: Because I was technically on a budget. I was doing

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Speaker 2: this like you guys, listen, Oh oh my god, I

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Speaker 2: just had something on my shoulder and she just smacked

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Speaker 2: me and it scared the crap out of me. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I was on a budget, babes, And sometimes when you're

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Speaker 2: on a budget, you gotta like live by that budget,

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Speaker 2: even if you have money. I like to, I like to,

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Speaker 2: you know, play with the systems.

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Speaker 1: Did people recognize you in the hostel where they like,

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Speaker 1: whoa raving simone hard times? No, she's really crashed since

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Speaker 1: her day is living in the palazzo with Lindsay lowhand.

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Speaker 2: No, No they did not. And I was such a

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Speaker 2: good hostile roommate.

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Speaker 1: How many roommates did you have with that? And isn't

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Speaker 1: it like ten people?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to like two rooms. I'm just playing in one bathroom.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it was kind of like that. Here's why

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Speaker 2: I was such a good roommate because I brought my

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Speaker 2: own water and bucket and baby wipes, and I did

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Speaker 2: not go in that bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, bucket, bucket.

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Speaker 2: I brought a bucket. Two.

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Speaker 1: You were going to the bathroom in a bucket?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I didn't say that it was in a bedroom.

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Speaker 2: I said, I brought a bucket and some water. What

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Speaker 2: happened in the baby wipes and baby wives. What happened was,

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Speaker 2: you know, bucket is like brushing teeth, water, washing face,

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Speaker 2: discarded water, and then baby wipes, you know, clean up

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Speaker 2: a little bit. I'm not trying to go in it up.

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Speaker 1: It is so weirdy to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I squatted on top of the toilet. I did you know,

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Speaker 2: good squat. I think that when you have a roommate,

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Speaker 2: you should have separate interesting choices. You should see the

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Speaker 2: disgust on her face. I do. I think as roommates

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00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 2: we should have separ bathrooms because I like to sit

437
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 2: all the way on the toilet, and sometimes if I

438
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 2: don't know that ass, I don't want my ass on

439
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 2: that ass.

440
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 1: I don't sit on any public toilets. I know.

441
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 2: I've watched.

442
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of great. It's a thing I fully

443
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: squat and you and I have separate bathrooms, and I

444
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. I love it because your

445
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 1: bathroom is so dirty right now. It's such a thing

446
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 1: for you though, Oh I love it. It is your office, yes,

447
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: you have. There's two ecosystem. There's like a whole situation,

448
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 1: like the clothes go in a certain pile. Like Raven

449
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 1: has a hamper that I have put in her bathroom,

450
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 1: but she likes to put all of her dirty clothes

451
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: right next to the hamper instead of inside the hamper.

452
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,719
Speaker 1: It's really fun. And then I go entirely true. Well,

453
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: then I go in and I put everything in the hamper,

454
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: and then I take it down to the laundry. And

455
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 1: that's you.

456
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 2: And that's why my white's like a little dingy, because

457
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 2: what actually is happening is that one hampers for colors

458
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,239
Speaker 2: and one hampers for grays and blacks, and so when

459
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,360
Speaker 2: you put it all together, like my Gucci.

460
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 1: You make gray, and it's beautiful because white and black.

461
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: You don't want to live in the black and white zone.

462
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: You want to live in the gray zone, because that's

463
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 1: where balance is. So you're welcome.

464
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: Thank you, babes. You know what you never asked me?

465
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: There are so many things. Let me guess. Wait, wait, wait,

466
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: let me have a psychic moment. I think the thing

467
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 1: that I never asked you that you want me to

468
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: ask you right now is Okay, I'm looking into your eyes.

469
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm looking.

470
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure santimentalist book, keep going.

471
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I know. The question you want me to ask

472
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 1: you is who would be a bad roommate? Am I wrong?

473
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: Or am I right?

474
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 2: Kind of wrong but also not right?

475
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: That's the success. That's the key to marriage, obviously, because

476
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 1: I said you were wrong both times?

477
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: No waves. I wanted you to ask me who my

478
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 2: thruttle would be?

479
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, who would your thrumble? I don't really

480
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: want to know the answer to that question, to be honest,

481
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: but who would be your thrule? Oh?

482
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 2: She doesn't even want to know.

483
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: I actually, I'm now I'm curious. Who would it be?

484
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 2: No, no, you didn't even want to know. It's okay,

485
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 2: I'll just live with you and Jeremy and go live

486
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 2: in my own thrutle somewhere else. It would be you

487
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 2: would You're never gonna guess this so it doesn't even matter.

488
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: Is it someone famous and it's a female obviously?

489
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 2: Mmmm, you're the only one over here still having come out.

490
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: So you're the only one here that's still halfway in

491
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 2: the closet. M. She's not, She's all the way out.

492
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 2: You guys.

493
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm really trying to think you'll never guess it,

494
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: like Julianne Moore.

495
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 2: No, that was a couple of years ago.

496
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: But no, I don't know somebody with big tits.

497
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 3: Wow?

498
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: Am I that shallow?

499
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: No?

500
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 1: You just talk about how much you love tits all

501
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 1: the time. I guess how much I love tits all

502
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: the time. I never talk about how much I love it.

503
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: You like, just talk about how I anyway, Wait, come on,

504
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 2: who would be your threatble? You got to say, so,

505
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: here's my roommate. It would be my wife, Miranda Handful,

506
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 2: and it would be Cassie.

507
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: I've been waiting so long.

508
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: I'm hit at any YU.

509
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: Give a crush on Cassie. Oh my god, that's so surprising,

510
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: just because I've ever because you've never said anything.

511
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: You never asked me. I asked you, what's the question?

512
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 2: You never asked? So, Cassie is your hall pass? I

513
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 2: get a hall pass.

514
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: You know what that means, right, Yeah, I'm saying that

515
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: that's who you'd want your hall pass with.

516
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it is Wow.

517
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: Learning something new is cool. I just made up a

518
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: song because she's looking at me like she wants to

519
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 1: eat Passie's whole face and body.

520
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 3: I could do that.

521
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 2: Roommates, back to roommates.

522
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: So can you answer the question now that I originally asked,

523
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: which was who would be a bad roommate in your mind? Oh?

524
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 2: You know who would be a bad, bad roommate.

525
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: Bad bad romance?

526
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: Who I would choose? Lady Gaga? I would say, Lady

527
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 2: Gaga would be a bad roommate. You may ask Raven

528
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: why too many costumes, so many clothes, so many wigs?

529
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: Late night, just every railings at the piano.

530
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like I do not want

531
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 2: to hear pianos wrong keys.

532
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: No, like three o'clock in the morning, and she'd just

533
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: be like ha, and it would be kind of cool.

534
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you were like, I haven't

535
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 1: slept in ten days and we probably just blew out

536
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: everyone's ears.

537
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: Where I honestly I do not want to stay with

538
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga. Let me just watch her from Afar.

539
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: You know who I don't want to live with.

540
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 2: Who don't you want to live with?

541
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,719
Speaker 1: Babe? I don't want to live with Joaquin Phoenix at all.

542
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: I just don't.

543
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: I just feel like talking fucking random's.

544
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: But why, oh my god?

545
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: Because and you would just imagine getting ready for all

546
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: of his roles.

547
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying that, That is literally what I'm saying.

548
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 2: And then I can just you trying to brush your

549
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 2: teeth and he's behind.

550
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 1: You, like as the fucking Joker, like I have got

551
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: I'm evicting myself immediately.

552
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm not going to pay this month's rent.

553
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to leave.

554
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: Here is your like, remember didn't he like put his

555
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: mom in the fridge and the Joker?

556
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: I didn't. I fell asleep on that movie, babe, as

557
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 2: a good roommate.

558
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: I don't think you fell asleep on it.

559
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: No, I didn't.

560
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: That sounds so incorrect.

561
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I took a DVD and I fell asleep on it.

562
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: But you saved it. You brought that back reilth Yeah, anyway,

563
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: walking Phoenix, I'd be like, no, man, we can't wait.

564
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's my question about a roommate. Right, do

565
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: you just keep a roommate inside the house or do

566
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 2: you do activities with that roommate?

567
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: Right? I like, how right? Just like you just like

568
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: have one in the closet and then you bring it

569
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: out on special occasions and then you put it back.

570
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: I mean, can you cross that line?

571
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: Can you cross that line? But I mean seriously, like,

572
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: is there a line that shouldn't be crossed for a roommate? Obviously,

573
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: relationships is a line that's crossed and kind of gets

574
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: a little murky bringing them to see your parents? You know,

575
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: how do you feel like, Okay, let's say, for instance,

576
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: you got on Craigslist and you're like, I have a roommate,

577
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 2: I'm in a roommate, I got a relationship. Would you

578
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 2: go to dinner with that person like every Friday?

579
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: No. I think that that creates a pressure and an

580
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: expectation that you might not want to have to uphold

581
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: in your house. That's that's that's pushing a boundary in someone.

582
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: But I guess it's like each roommate gets to write

583
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: their own rules, right, yeah, or each roommate relationship gets

584
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 1: to create what works for them. I think it's nice

585
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: to like your roommate and have a friendly relationship with

586
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: your roommate if you're not already best friends or friends

587
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: who are choosing to do this together.

588
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 2: So being that you chose me to be your life roommate,

589
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: what's like one of the worst things I do that

590
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: you can say in this unsafe safe space.

591
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: The Okay, it's the farting. It is. It's the farting.

592
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: It's the farting like at all times. It's just it's

593
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: like we're sitting in the middle of a show and

594
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: you're sitting on the piece of furniture that I just

595
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: bought that's like brand new, and we'll be or how

596
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: long am I supposed to hold?

597
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: How long is the furniture no longer brand new? And

598
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: when can I release my part on it?

599
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: Just like at least give me a week. And here's

600
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: the deal too, about the way you fart is We'll

601
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,959
Speaker 1: be like in the middle of a conversation, just talking,

602
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: and then you'll just fart, and then you'll make a

603
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: face that's like like a guilty dog, you know when

604
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: dogs like eat the rotisserie chicken and then you look

605
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: at them and you're like, buddy, did you do this?

606
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: And they just have those eyes and then they know

607
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: and their tail cat Raven has the same body language

608
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: as that dog, and she just looks at you like

609
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: what I didn't but I did, and then just keeps talking,

610
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the hell? And here's the deal

611
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: to Babes. I love you so much, but you eat

612
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: a lot of fermented food, a lot of Korean It's strong,

613
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: it lingers. It's just it's the worst thing. What's the

614
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: worst thing I do?

615
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh, the worst thing you do is a roommate that

616
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: I can say in this unsafe, safe space, Oh, I'm.

617
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: Gonna tell you you can be honest, I can handle it.

618
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: I know you can.

619
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: And I'm about to tell you. I don't think I've

620
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: ever told you this before, but I think you know it.

621
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: Say, oh God.

622
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: What happens is between probably five o'clock in the afternoon

623
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 2: till ten, there's always this really loud ting ting ting ting, ting, ting, ting,

624
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: ting ting ting, and I just have to just turn

625
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 2: my television up and know that Babes is making purple

626
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 2: and all her peanut butter stuff because she likes to

627
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: throw her metal spoon against her ceramic things and just

628
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: never use her finger to get it off like, and

629
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: then she'll tap her plastic bucket and I can hear

630
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: it on the third level.

631
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: Why did you give me five a five hour window?

632
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: Because it's start. That's how long it feels. It feels

633
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: like it lasts for five hours.

634
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: I also think people should know this about you as

635
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: they continue to get to get to know us better.

636
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: Raven has no concept of time, none, none.

637
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: Can if it's summer, I'm like, I don't.

638
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: Even know what And here's my theory. This is what

639
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: I've I've said to her. I was like, because of

640
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: your childhood experience growing up on a set, it's a

641
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: very interesting.

642
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, up in a black box like Las Vegas, and

643
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: I don't know when daytime or nice exact. But that

644
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: doesn't that doesn't negate the fact that you ting ting

645
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: and don't tunk all night long.

646
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't. I don't ting ting and thunk thunk

647
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: all night long, as cool as that might sound. In

648
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: my honky tonk kitchen, what I do do is cook.

649
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: You do do. What I do do is cook, and

650
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: I don't use my finger. And my roommate Howie Mandel

651
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: would probably understand because that's based around germophobia.

652
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: They were also wooden spoon because the metal to ceramic

653
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: it reverberates babes.

654
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I try sometimes to be conscious, but I also

655
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Speaker 1: I hear you. I'm sorry. I'll work on it, and.

656
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: I'll work on my farts, even though South Park Along

657
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 2: Time told me that if I hold in my farts

658
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: it's deadly to me. But I'll work on it. Can

659
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: I burp instead?

660
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: It probably will come.

661
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 3: Up that way?

662
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.

663
00:31:54,720 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Hey, we just got.

664
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: A new fact.

665
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: Boom boom. You want to read it?

666
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 2: No, it's your turn.

667
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 3: No, I'll do it.

668
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: Fact when there's tension, seventy one point five percent of

669
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Speaker 2: roommates talk it out in person, and thirteen point nine

670
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: percent of roommate slash housemates failed to discuss issues at all.

671
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: That sounds like marriage.

672
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: Loving marriage, And that was from an apartment guide. That's interesting.

673
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: I would really be disturbed if I had a roommate

674
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: and there was an issue and then they just emailed me.

675
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: That would piss me the fuck off.

676
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 2: That's home. That's passing the grissve ass put like that

677
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: was not hilarious.

678
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: Walking Phoenix sends me an email and he's like, hey, Miranda,

679
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm really pissed because I left some lipstick in the

680
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and I can't find it. I'm like, yeah,

681
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: I threw that shit away, Like that would be the exchange,

682
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, why could you just walk down

683
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: the hall and tell me that.

684
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: Woaque be in your roommate is just I need to

685
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: have a picture of you and him slash.

686
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: Joaquin Phoenix would email me something like my like my

687
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 1: pack of Indian spirit, or like maul Burley, what does

688
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: he smoke? He smoked something like I he probably smokes betes.

689
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: Can I can I say something? Though? Yeah, now I'm

690
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: thirty seven years old, you're thirty five. We have grown

691
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: up on the same television ish and one of the

692
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 2: first shows that I remember watching was The Real World

693
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: and talk about fucking roommates, like let's talk about the

694
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: history of television roommates and like tension on that show,

695
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: Like I learned how to communicate because of the fact

696
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: that they didn't or did sometimes they did very well.

697
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: But I can only I can only imagine like that

698
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: show with you and Joaquin, myself and Cassie, Like what

699
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: a reality that you show? That would be?

700
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: I am just nodding because so many things, so many things.

701
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: It would either be you, like consistently trying to pursue

702
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: Cassie and then me just trying to probably kill everyone

703
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: because or just leaving like I have to go anyway.

704
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: But right, like the real world was like one of

705
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 2: the original roommate shows.

706
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: But you know what, here's the deal. All of those

707
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: reality shows now that you got me thinking about it,

708
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: like The Bachelor, anything where you have to pick up

709
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 1: and leave your essentially going into a roommate scenario.

710
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: Yes, and remember the Bad Girls Club. Those were bad roommates, honey.

711
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 2: There were underwear and thongs everywhere in that house. Babes

712
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: would have a conniption. She would not be able to

713
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 2: live in the real world, I mean the Uh.

714
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: I also would never want to do a show like that.

715
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: And I've also never been drawn to the like sorority

716
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: girl culture or living in a space like that.

717
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have.

718
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah a thousand and one. Cassie's just runnering around yelling

719
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: Kappa Gamma Phi in little skirts. She loves a skirt. Sorry,

720
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 1: I never wear them anyway. How did we end up aired?

721
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Is the question? Uh?

722
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 2: Because we'd like to travel and as permanent life roommates.

723
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: Do you like traveling with your roommate.

724
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: My roommate being you, Yeah, sure, let's let's.

725
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: Start there and then we can talk about wakin.

726
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: I do like traveling with you. What do you think

727
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: makes someone a good travel partner?

728
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 2: Oh, what I think makes someone a good travel partner

729
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 2: is someone who knows what they want to do, who's

730
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 2: down for adventure, who is down to not really backpack

731
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 2: in the sense of like Granola backpacking, but knowing that

732
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 2: every place might not end up in a five star hotel,

733
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 2: and being down for the subway. Like That's what I

734
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 2: love about Europe and going on trips with people is

735
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: like you can actually take the tube everywhere and you

736
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 2: don't have to fly here in America, it's like I

737
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 2: want to get in a car and go, but as

738
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 2: a roommate slash my love my wife. Like one of

739
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: the reasons I loved you long time ago, I called

740
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 2: you the best co pilot because when we would go

741
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: on trips together, you had the map, you knew what

742
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: was up, you knew how the place worked. Before I

743
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 2: packed a suitcase the way you liked.

744
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know how important it listens packing.

745
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: My wife, packing my wife. Everyone has such a thing.

746
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: The biggest thing around how a suitcase is packed.

747
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: It's so bad, you guys, I could talk an entire

748
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: thirty minutes about how important it is to organize your

749
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,959
Speaker 2: suitcase appropriately.

750
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: See, everyone has their things, But the dishwasher is to me,

751
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: the suitcase is to you. It's called one to one,

752
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: one to one.

753
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 3: You should know that.

754
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: In our marriage, we like to say one to one,

755
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: slash fifty to fifty. I open the door to the cabinet,

756
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 2: she closes it.

757
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we had to start.

758
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: Here's a here's a tip, pro tip pro tip.

759
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: When you have a partner or a roommate who does

760
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: things that really irritate you, like for me, a wife

761
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: who likes to open drawers and not close them, you

762
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: just make it a fun game. You just call it

763
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: the fifty to fifty game, and you're like, you open it,

764
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: I close it. Yay.

765
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: Everyone plays start.

766
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pee, but don't flush, so I flush wooo,

767
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: Like it's really great. And then eventually it's literally though,

768
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's incredible to me. Like Raven wants

769
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: to have butter on her toast, so she gets the

770
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: knife and leaves it on the counter and I get

771
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: to put it in the dishwasher. It's so wonderful. She

772
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: fees put in the saink Okay. But that's the fifty

773
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 1: to fifty.

774
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: It happens game time.

775
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: We play a game in every episode of the Best

776
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 1: Podcast Ever. And that's another thing that makes it the best.

777
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 2: It's so much fun, not only because of the game,

778
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: but because of the prizes that come after. That's right, everybody,

779
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 2: anyone who plays this game win or lose, mostly just

780
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 2: when you get a curated present by me, Raven, se.

781
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: By you, and by Raven simone. She means, let's just

782
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: explain this very quickly. Well, yep, something else about your

783
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: roommate or the person you live with is you should

784
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 1: understand how much they like to purchase or hoard gentle hord,

785
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: a baby horne. That's a strong and that's my wife.

786
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: My wife has collected many many things. Yeah, my wife

787
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: has collected many many things over the years. She also

788
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: does silly little things like orders two or ten of things,

789
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: like I don't know, she ordered a pack of sieves

790
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: one day, and she didn't just get one, she got ten.

791
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: If you need to filter your water, you need sieves.

792
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to filter your water, you needzibs.

793
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: So she bought, no joke, ten packs of five ten

794
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: packs of five sieves in each pack, so we had fifty.

795
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 2: Sieves and it was an incorrect purchase right way.

796
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: But then she doesn't want to return them. So the

797
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: deal is is, we have a lot of things in

798
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: this house and we love to regift, so it's everything.

799
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 2: We have things from DVD's, we have sieves, we have cameras,

800
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 2: we have jewelry, we have bath mats, we have already

801
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 2: used things.

802
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, like your porn collection.

803
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: Listen, the porn is up for grabs, you guys. These

804
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 2: this is a classic two thousand and ten forward porn

805
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: collection that I am willing to give to anyone who

806
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: is ready to win and play these gas.

807
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: And our guests who are coming on to this show,

808
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: who are winning thing as you're actually helping save my sanity.

809
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 1: So I appreciate and love you. But here's the deal

810
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: about this game. We answered a series of questions earlier,

811
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: and we were sworn not to share our answers with

812
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: each other, and I didn't. And whoever can guess the

813
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: most right answers about their partner will win while someone

814
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: else loses and the loser has to wear inflatable horse

815
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: costume at our local airwon when we go grocery shop.

816
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 2: Love an arawon Love End. So that you guys know

817
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 2: that this is real, we will film it and post

818
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 2: it on our socials, TikTok Instagram. That's right, It's Guilt TV.

819
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing, and our Instagram handle is at

820
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: the best pod ever.

821
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys, because it is the best pod ever.

822
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: The first question goes to Miranda. Miranda, what did I

823
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: say when I was asked? Who said I love you first?

824
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: Your answer was me, Miranda?

825
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: My answer was correct?

826
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: That is correct, says it all the time that I

827
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: was the one I don't. Yeah, you did.

828
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: You said it in the kitchen in New York.

829
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: You know what. You've always said that, and that's when

830
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: you overheard me. Yeah, I never said that.

831
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 2: You said it to Carlia like I love her and.

832
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: It scared the shit out of you and she broke

833
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: up with me a week later. That was cute. What's

834
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 1: next question, Raven? What did I say when I was asked?

835
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: What was the first gift we exchanged? Oh?

836
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 2: What did you say? Okay? So I I in my memory, Yeah,

837
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: I gave you the first gift and it was pebble crayons.

838
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: Babe, you're fucking right. I got shocked that you remember that.

839
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: I remember that, Oh my god. And then fun fact,

840
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: she took those crayons the next day in my apartment

841
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: where I had no roommate.

842
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: And actually you did have a roommate. It was your sister.

843
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see see that just feels like family. Anyway,

844
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: Raven had a phone call with Barbara Walters, so I

845
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,479
Speaker 1: had to leave my bedroom. When I came back into

846
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 1: my bedroom, she had muraled the wall with the pebble

847
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: crayon and I was like, uh, excuse me. I pay rent,

848
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: like what had to clean it up later? And I

849
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: owe him like he was so pissed. We should we

850
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 1: should put those things on the gram show people.

851
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 2: Okay, Miranda, what did I say when I was asked

852
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 2: who is more likely to initiate bedroom time?

853
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: Your answer was me, meaning you Ravens chose yourself.

854
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: Good job, babes. Correct. Correct. I'm the one who's like,

855
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 2: let's let's start this. Let's put some music on, babes,

856
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: let's figure this out.

857
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: And she's like Okay, I'm like, I have to go

858
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 1: tink tink boom boom.

859
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: It's true she does. Yeah, good job, babes. We're both

860
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: neck and neck.

861
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: We're doing so well right now.

862
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 2: I know we must be.

863
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to wear that fucking inflatable costume to

864
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: airwon let's go.

865
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, I want to see you in.

866
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: It, Raven. Yeah, what did I say? When I was

867
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: asked what is the most used emoji in our texts?

868
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 2: You said, oh, I have to think about this because

869
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 2: I know what I said. But what did you say?

870
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: You said, I really hope you get this because I

871
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Speaker 1: think you can. Don't think too hard.

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Speaker 2: Don't think too hard? Not thinking hard? A heart? No,

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Speaker 2: this is not correct? Incorrect?

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Speaker 1: Did you say my answer was?

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00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 2: I said the same thing I said? Gifts and memes.

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00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: I literally said, we don't use, don't.

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00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: Use geez, we use gifts, we use and we do

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00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: like the heart of the yes, we reply on the

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00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: actual message. You know what else?

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Speaker 1: I said?

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00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 2: We send tiktoks to each other. We do, damn it, babes,

882
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 2: We're like same answers. See, that's why we're married. Sometimes

883
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 2: you need these games in your marriage to remind yourselves

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00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: why we are married.

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00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: Oh you needed to be reminded by Oh my god,

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00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: come on and hey.

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00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 3: Okay, babe, I got the next question.

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00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: I got one wrong. You are all a good right now. Now,

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00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 2: if you get this wrong, we have a tiebreaker. If

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Speaker 2: you get this right, I have to wear the costume.

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00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this question?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay. I was asked what your favorite song was.

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00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 3: What did I say?

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00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: You said anything by Sir Elton John.

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Speaker 2: I should have said that, yeah, I should have, but

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00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: I actually said Hawaiian music because like sometimes I don't

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00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: hear Elton John in the house when you put music on,

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00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 2: I'll hear Hawaiian music and then like everything from Glee, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Because the YouTube just pushes it over. I couldn't even

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Speaker 1: tell you a Hawaiian song if I was asked.

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00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 2: Remember we were listening to it the other day and

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00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: you're what a wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I don't know that man's name, but I

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00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: mm hmm.

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00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: Okay, So we have a tiebreaker. So we have a tiebreaker. Okay,

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00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 2: my god, the stress of it all. So our producer

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00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 2: Jensen is setting up this tiebreaker right now. We have

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Speaker 2: I guess you know one more question.

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00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: This is gonna.

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00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 2: This is gonna determine who wears this chicken costume to one.

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00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: I really hope with you.

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00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 2: So are we going to our air one or do

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00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 2: you want to go to one that we don't normally

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00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: go to? Because if we go to one that we

916
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 2: don't normally go to, we're not gonna look like a

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00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 2: fucking asshole.

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00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: I think we have to go to our local one.

919
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm crying, I am.

920
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, it's in our kitchen right now.

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00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 2: This is the best type breaker question ever. It's not fair, Jensen.

922
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 2: Those aren't my eggs. I don't know. Okay, in our

923
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 2: fridge right now? How many eggs do we have? The

924
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: closest person to get the right number wins, and being

925
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 2: that those are her eggs, I'm gonna suck at this

926
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 2: and probably wear the chicken costume. Babes. How many eggs

927
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: are in refrigerator right now?

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00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: There are ten?

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00:45:54,400 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess six. Our producers are in the other

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00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 2: room screaming what happened we have in our iPod right now? Damn?

931
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 2: There are eight? So it's another tiebreaker, one more tiebreaker.

932
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: You got another tiebreaker? That's hilarious.

933
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 1: Should we help them with the question.

934
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: No, we shouldn't help them with a question because these

935
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: are steaks. Okay, second tiebreaker, here we go. You want

936
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 2: to read this one, babe.

937
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 1: In our pantry right now. How many almond butter powder

938
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: jars do we have? Jensen, get the fuck out of

939
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: my cabinet.

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00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, damn it, you're picking all of

941
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: her shit peanut butter almond jars. Now there's two kinds.

942
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 2: There's chocolate.

943
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: No, it's the Barney's.

944
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 2: I think there are av five.

945
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: I think they're five, I think there are eight, ten, ten,

946
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: I think they're ten.

947
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 2: Final answer, Miranda Winds. There are ten jars of powdered

948
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 2: peanut butter in the The fuck needs ten yards of

949
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 2: powdered peanut butter.

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00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: Bab get out of here, Get everyone, Get out of

951
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: my cabinet. Jensen, you're triggering me.

952
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: I want Howie Mandela.

953
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: Is my roommate. But fuck yes, we're going to Arawan

954
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: and Raven is wearing a chicken costume and I'm not.

955
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 2: It's honestly, here's the deal.

956
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: It's just not as funny if I'm in it. The

957
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: idea when I bought the thing with the idea of

958
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: you and this shit.

959
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 2: Is gonna be epic. Whatever go, I'm gonna wear a hat.

960
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 2: Can I paint my face?

961
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Speaker 1: No?

962
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 2: Should illegal? I should just go in full glam in

963
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: a chicken costume. Oh please please, We're gonna go get lashes.

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Speaker 1: This is amazing. I mean, if you guys haven't already

965
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Speaker 1: understood why this is the best podcast ever, then I

966
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Speaker 1: don't want you listening.

967
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Speaker 2: If you want to listen, you can listen to the

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Speaker 2: Best podcast ever with Raven and Miranda on all your

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972
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Speaker 1: I don't tweet, even though I got an email the

974
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: other day saying my Twitter was being hecked, I don't

975
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: tweet anyway. This has been awesome. I love this. This

976
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,960
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00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,360
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Speaker 2: love you babe, Let me do. The best podcast ever

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Speaker 2: and Miranda.

982
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: Executive producers Jensen Carp and Amy Sugarman. Produced and edited

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Speaker 1: by Jordan.

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Speaker 2: Katz, who also does our music. Executive in charge of

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Speaker 2: production Danielle Romo producer Hannah Winkleman.

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