Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, Oh Oh My God, Better Late than
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Speaker 1: Oh my God. I wrote out seventy thousand hours of
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Speaker 1: it's up. You cannot organize this kind of hairless madness.
Speaker 1: It's too exciting. Too many little tattoos, too many childhood injuries,
Speaker 1: too many people humping on Sandy David's And welcome to
Speaker 1: a very special episode of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: It's our first double hatter. We're breaking down episodes two
Speaker 1: and three of the most important television series of all time,
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. My name is Art Marine, coming to
Speaker 1: you from my mom's Bogie apartment in New York City,
Speaker 1: New York. With me today. I could not be happier
Speaker 1: because we've happen of a sausage fest lately and to
Speaker 1: have like gals, gals rating gals, bring it on, and
Speaker 1: we also have a rookie is here for the first time.
Speaker 1: We have the person that this all began with, the
Speaker 1: woman that is um my platonic life partner, the wind,
Speaker 1: the wind beneath my wings. She's a brother. Thank You'm flying.
Speaker 1: I'm like a Macy's Day balloon over New York City.
Speaker 1: She is the one of the greatest stand up comics
Speaker 1: living or dead, and she literally she kills me. If
Speaker 1: you have not downloaded her most recent album, Deep Cut,
Speaker 1: Deep Dive, Deep Dive, I gotta tell you it is
Speaker 1: so fucking funny. It is so so funny you stop
Speaker 1: pause this podcast right now and go buy this person's album.
Speaker 1: She's She was a writer on One Day at a Time.
Speaker 1: She is a writer on that nineties show. But most important,
Speaker 1: she's my platonic life partner and the person with whom
Speaker 1: I started this podcast in her kitchen with her cats
Speaker 1: and her twin ladies and gentlemen. My one of my
Speaker 1: favorite people on earth. Aaron Foley so happy to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here. I have a date
Speaker 1: for my birthday party. I'll tell you in real life.
Speaker 1: Also we have um word from Dynasty. We I don't
Speaker 1: have the date yet, but we will be doing another
Speaker 1: in person birthday bachelorette and we're hoping to do it
Speaker 1: as a weekend extravaganza with me and Brian Sofie doing
Speaker 1: sort of a Nichols and May situation. Maybe Aaron will
Speaker 1: come to stand up there also at Dynasty, Would you
Speaker 1: guys come for a double head or like an evening
Speaker 1: of stand up followed by an afternoon the next day
Speaker 1: of like birthday Bachelor it would you guys? Would you guys?
Speaker 1: Would that be overwhelming to have it all in one weekend?
Speaker 1: You want us to split it up? Crowd? Anybody here
Speaker 1: from coming in from a different city, anybody here, anybody
Speaker 1: here like celebrating a birthday? Did I am? It's gonna
Speaker 1: be me? Um also with us, I gotta say, this
Speaker 1: girl looks so glamorous, glamorous, so glamorous, a nice winged eye,
Speaker 1: a nice flowing to eye situation. Um. I met her
Speaker 1: doing Drunk on Stage, which is a brilliant stand up
Speaker 1: show that Aaron sometimes co host with Bruce Daniels at
Speaker 1: Akbar and silver Lake is every Tuesday night. But she
Speaker 1: also hosts this incredible podcast about ghosts and supernatural and
Speaker 1: it's called Ghosted. And my episode is just up this week,
Speaker 1: and I've actually had a bunch of ghost experience. If
Speaker 1: you're if you're curious about this person interacting with the
Speaker 1: undead and ghosts. I actually have some experience. Uh. And
Speaker 1: this person in vouch for It Ladies and Gentlemen, a
Speaker 1: rookie to this entire franchise, and she's just watched her
Speaker 1: first three episodes ever of any bachelor show Ladies and
Speaker 1: Gentlemen ros Hernandez. Hi, Oh my god. I yes, I
Speaker 1: I don't usually watch shows about like straight people making out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I did it because Arta Marine asked me to
Speaker 1: And I'll do anything Arta Marine asked me to do.
Speaker 1: And I think I'm hooked. Now. We want you in
Speaker 1: the you want we want you in the pod fam
Speaker 1: so that we wanted to give you like a little
Speaker 1: little taste of the sugar, you know. Yeah, you've like
Speaker 1: converted me to your your organization overall. What like like
Speaker 1: what did you what hooked you? Like? Well, it was
Speaker 1: your specific moment that you're like okay, okay, I'll breathe
Speaker 1: into the rag, Like what what did you give in with?
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I don't care about any
Speaker 1: are you finding love? Like I'm in a weird situation
Speaker 1: like time in my life where I don't care about
Speaker 1: dating really at all, and so I just kind of
Speaker 1: want to see the drama. I want to see uh
Speaker 1: you know, pretty hair and under boob, you know, like
Speaker 1: I want to see apps Like I just want to
Speaker 1: see the sexiness and the drama. And so that's pretty
Speaker 1: much what's drawing me in. It gets fun because you're
Speaker 1: still in the very beginning, but there's a thing called
Speaker 1: the boom Boom room where they have to go get
Speaker 1: like consent from a producer to be like, we want
Speaker 1: to go do this. But then they have like night
Speaker 1: camps and then you'll start like these people will go
Speaker 1: like funk on camera, and so you'll kind of see
Speaker 1: like moving under sheets, which is kind of fun. And
Speaker 1: then they'll have a lot of like sexy dates with
Speaker 1: like food or they'll be like licking whipped cream and
Speaker 1: the heat on the sun and the sand off of
Speaker 1: each other's body parts. It gets like a little dirtier hungry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've always known that my mom loves The Bachelor. I
Speaker 1: mean I don't really I'm so out of this world
Speaker 1: that I didn't really know that there was that much
Speaker 1: of a difference. And so I told her, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch The Bachelor in Paradise, and she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know how they allow that on television. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's dirtier. It's dirtier. It's a lot dirtier. It's like
Speaker 1: corny mean musical chairs. But sometimes people find love and
Speaker 1: make babies from there. And in fact, at our live
Speaker 1: show we now let me just introduce who else is
Speaker 1: with us today, I mean the two queens without whom
Speaker 1: we could not be doing this entire extravagance at the
Speaker 1: production team, the cracker Jack production team, one of whom
Speaker 1: I'm about to have a slumber party from Heaven or Hell.
Speaker 1: I think it has to be from Satan has to
Speaker 1: be delivering because it's too good, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: it's too excite, Like I think that we're gonna be
Speaker 1: peaking next to again, ladies and gentlemen. Um. Dr Anna Tanna,
Speaker 1: Arianna Hannah, Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Danna, Dana ms Marine hos
Speaker 1: me a, Hello, Dr Banana, slumber party from Hell. It'll
Speaker 1: be fun. Oh it's we'll get to it one second.
Speaker 1: And then also the woman who grind with this entire
Speaker 1: thing in without home, we could not be doing this.
Speaker 1: Dr Katie Levy. Um, Okay, so we had like we
Speaker 1: sold out in twenty four hours for Union Hall, which
Speaker 1: is going to be Saturday October Sunday October six at
Speaker 1: three pm. Now should we say who has agreed to
Speaker 1: come to it? Or yeah, let's just tell them. Let's
Speaker 1: just tell them so allegedly, I don't know. Look, we've
Speaker 1: had people bailed before. All these people can vounce the
Speaker 1: people have bailed last minute, and just like trying to
Speaker 1: give cats a bath, trying to get Bachelor contestants to
Speaker 1: show up for a live show, Allegedly we have yes
Speaker 1: is from Ashley I and Jared who were on the
Speaker 1: show last night who fell in love and Paradise and
Speaker 1: made a baby Rose, They made a baby and they
Speaker 1: moved to Rhode Island. Allegedly they're gonna come to our
Speaker 1: live show. They're gonna be on stage with my brother
Speaker 1: who is a computer programmer, which would be so fun
Speaker 1: to see them interact. And then on top of that,
Speaker 1: allegedly we also have made contact and I've gotten it
Speaker 1: yes from grocery store Joe and uh Sorrina who last
Speaker 1: year in Paradise got engaged. Allegedly, those four like the
Speaker 1: Riyal Royalty of the Paradise franchise, they're allegedly going to
Speaker 1: be on stage with us in Brooklyn with my brother
Speaker 1: who also watches it similarly to you, ros and he's
Speaker 1: like he his main assessment this week is like, uh,
Speaker 1: was that what's her name is a drip Aaron? What's
Speaker 1: her name? Genevieza Drip? Jilli Banana's romeo is on Hinge
Speaker 1: and he loves Eli's suitcase. That was my brother's review.
Speaker 1: And by the way, he was right on all of it,
Speaker 1: right on all of it. Well, the couple, it's Ashley
Speaker 1: I and what's his name Jared? Jared? Well, from what
Speaker 1: I know from watching this show is that against all odds,
Speaker 1: they made it happen, so they will be at your show.
Speaker 1: The world has been against them and through that's right,
Speaker 1: they're resilient. That's right. You get it, you get him.
Speaker 1: Some clips of Ashley I and Jared's romance here's its fascinating.
Speaker 1: And she's first of so, she loved him because she
Speaker 1: was like she loved Disney, and she thought he looked
Speaker 1: like Aladdin, and she wanted to marry him because he
Speaker 1: looked like Aladdin. And at first he was not feeling
Speaker 1: it okay, like at all right for a while, for
Speaker 1: a long time, years for years and she like was
Speaker 1: like sobbing, sobbing, and she was really like the Cinder
Speaker 1: the story of that. Like they really wanted her to
Speaker 1: find love. She was a fun character. We all like
Speaker 1: enjoy and root for her. But she was like locked
Speaker 1: and loaded on this guy who was just like friend
Speaker 1: zoning her. And then and she wrote him a single
Speaker 1: space handwritten letter that was like five inches long that
Speaker 1: they like had him read a lot like and he
Speaker 1: was not into it. And then something oh. Then he
Speaker 1: went to Australia. He did Bachelor in Paradise, Australia, and
Speaker 1: he had like an epiphany. So she went on Winter Games,
Speaker 1: had a romance with seventh Kevin from Canada, and he
Speaker 1: got jealous because she was off with somebody else. He
Speaker 1: got jealous. You want to catch your person seem unavailable
Speaker 1: and interested in somebody else. Not And he came back
Speaker 1: and she was like she'd moved on and she'd fallen
Speaker 1: in love this hot Canadian firefighter and he was like
Speaker 1: this was after years of her pursuing him. She's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I love this firefighter and he was like we what,
Speaker 1: And then they proposed, They fell in love. They moved
Speaker 1: to Island. They have a baby. Stop wait, but what
Speaker 1: happened to the fireman else? Remember he started hosting Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise, Canada or something, and he did with aster
Speaker 1: He got engaged to Asterid from our show. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: what Disney Prince did he look like Gaston? He looked.
Speaker 1: He's very good looking. He has kind of like longer,
Speaker 1: curlyish hair, like maybe down to like hear or something.
Speaker 1: It feels like he could be a prince and wicked. Okay,
Speaker 1: he feels like he could be a wicked prince anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. It's like, I think that's a
Speaker 1: good lesson. Keep happy, happy, busy, busy, make it seem
Speaker 1: like there's somebody else you want. If you're really like
Speaker 1: somebody's just not feeling it, then like publicly move on,
Speaker 1: put it all over Instagram, move on with somebody else,
Speaker 1: and like get hot photos and just put it on
Speaker 1: and there and then the long game. It's like a
Speaker 1: five to ten year long game. Also, he went to
Speaker 1: Australia and was surrounded by some of the hottest dudes
Speaker 1: like known to mankind, who are all like refrigerator repairman,
Speaker 1: and he like could not compete, Like he was like
Speaker 1: shunned kind of and not shunned, but he's definitely like
Speaker 1: he was not the bell of the ball in Bachelor
Speaker 1: Paradise Australia. But I think it's also like a lot
Speaker 1: of these people, it's within that world. What is your Instagram? Like?
Speaker 1: You know, market a bill like? I think they're like,
Speaker 1: we don't know you. Okay, real quick, can I just
Speaker 1: say if you have tickets to our live show but
Speaker 1: you can no longer attend, please dm me on Instagram
Speaker 1: at selling hosts. I will get your tickets sold to
Speaker 1: someone else, because there are still people looking for tickets
Speaker 1: and I've already facilitated in exchange and I would love
Speaker 1: if you can't make it, don't let your tickets go unused.
Speaker 1: Let us let us re home them to a happy
Speaker 1: champion who wants to come see the show. We also
Speaker 1: will do this at the end. We also have our
Speaker 1: date for San Francisco Sketch Fest that got postponed from
Speaker 1: last year, so we will like, you know, you can
Speaker 1: come to that if you can't come to this. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's start with I would like to start with
Speaker 1: Genevieve UM and Genevieve and Victoria f and uh Justin
Speaker 1: and then um, Aaron, So let's start with Genevieve, Justin
Speaker 1: and Victoria Aaron so too. For the people that don't
Speaker 1: watch at home, there's a lot we have a lot
Speaker 1: of listeners Rose that don't actually watch it. Genevieve was
Speaker 1: from Clayton season and if she just had some confidence,
Speaker 1: like she spins out, she's she freaks out. She's like
Speaker 1: locked and loaded on this guy, Justin, and they had
Speaker 1: this like sort of nice first day. She's super insecure,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, Okay, this is gonna be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Justin's my boyfriend. I hope she doesn't take him. And
Speaker 1: then this one of the sexiest villains that we've ever had,
Speaker 1: Victoria f comes in and she's like, oh, Justin have
Speaker 1: a date card. Let's go like ride dune buggies and
Speaker 1: like like not may or may not like dry humping
Speaker 1: a sonote which it felt like it didn't happen. And
Speaker 1: then meanwhile back at the ranch, uh, um, Genevieve is
Speaker 1: just enraged that he's gone on this date. Uh and
Speaker 1: rage spinning out and if he doesn't come back, and
Speaker 1: it's not a hundred percent sure that Genevieve is the
Speaker 1: one that she's literally gonna pack her bags and leave
Speaker 1: and um, and which is exactly what happens. He comes back,
Speaker 1: he's not sure, and then she's like, well, then I'm
Speaker 1: out of here, and he gives her it's her birthday.
Speaker 1: He gives her a birthday cake and she's like, fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, I'm leaving ah, And then I would never
Speaker 1: do this to you. I would never, And then eventually
Speaker 1: they have a rose ceremony. He doesn't pick sexy Victoria,
Speaker 1: which is shocking because it's hard to compete with her
Speaker 1: because she's super hot, and then he does give it
Speaker 1: to Genevieve. She's like, fine, I would never do that
Speaker 1: to you. Until it cut to the next day when
Speaker 1: mouth Breather from lat Bro from San Diego, Aaron and
Speaker 1: his boyfriend James come down, and James seems to have
Speaker 1: gotten the world's largest leg tattoo. And they come down
Speaker 1: flexing and preening like hairless peacocks, and they go on
Speaker 1: a double day with her friend am Cheney, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden there was like a rumor that
Speaker 1: she'd already cooked up with him, which I believe felt true,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, I love Aaron, that's sort of
Speaker 1: like the general play by play. Would you guys say
Speaker 1: that as accurate? Yeah, you just left out that when
Speaker 1: they went on their double date, they did speed nacho
Speaker 1: eating competitions, which without using their hands, one of the
Speaker 1: hottest things you can do on a day. And the
Speaker 1: guys danced in the pool in a manner like these
Speaker 1: two guys did, like like go go dancing in the
Speaker 1: pool together and they the day was pretty fun. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just let anybody's thoughts available to any any thing
Speaker 1: is open season and then nay, we'll get to nay later.
Speaker 1: We'll do the s a portion of this after because
Speaker 1: there's a whole other there's the ib S girl, they
Speaker 1: et cetera. So this is Genevieve and Justin Victoria f
Speaker 1: and Aaron. Aaron, fully would you like to start? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just real quick. My favorite moment uh with h James
Speaker 1: and Aaron, My favorite woman in in I binged all
Speaker 1: three this week hot was when they had they got
Speaker 1: a double date card from fucking old Navy face and
Speaker 1: from the male male doc Dockers Maile docors Jesse Palmer,
Speaker 1: who was a shitty New York Giants backup quarterback, just
Speaker 1: to remind everybody's the largest face I've ever seen, and
Speaker 1: I hate him. Uh this is He's like, this is
Speaker 1: a double date card for each of you two and
Speaker 1: then pause, take a woman on. To be clear, not
Speaker 1: each other. You guys won't go on a double date
Speaker 1: with another couple. Like literally, he posted. Remind then that
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be there, not to hang out with
Speaker 1: each other. To take I was that dying. It would
Speaker 1: have been so much more fun if we can just
Speaker 1: let them, let them grow out and then grab you know,
Speaker 1: some other couple that's gonna eventually break up. But it
Speaker 1: was just he was like to be you know, just
Speaker 1: make sure you grab women like that was like my favorite,
Speaker 1: my favorite moment of the whole show. I think they
Speaker 1: are They're the only time they come alive is when
Speaker 1: it's just them that they are. They are that they
Speaker 1: have the most chemistry of any couple on that beach.
Speaker 1: I want to watch them hang out and not with women.
Speaker 1: They are so tickled by each other. When they were
Speaker 1: flexing at each other that moment where they were like
Speaker 1: oh and looking into each other's eyes, I was like,
Speaker 1: now that's love. That was love. How did you feel
Speaker 1: about this bromance. Yeah, I would say that's probably the
Speaker 1: deepest connection that I have seen so far on these
Speaker 1: three episodes. Um, I think it's hot. I'm into at
Speaker 1: They're actually like their friendship to me because alone, I
Speaker 1: don't mind James because he kind of looks like he
Speaker 1: used to dress nas back in the day. He would
Speaker 1: dress like um, like an old timey nineteen twenties Chicago gangster,
Speaker 1: in like spats and didn't he wasn't he in the box.
Speaker 1: He was the guy that like was in the James
Speaker 1: was in the box. James was in the So basically
Speaker 1: when at the Bachelor Mansion, when people get out of
Speaker 1: the limo, they have to do like a gimmick. So
Speaker 1: like so he got delivered in a box and he
Speaker 1: was in like and it was a really hot night.
Speaker 1: People were sweating their balls off, and he was wearing
Speaker 1: like full spats and a vest with like a watch
Speaker 1: and like like like a almost like a bowl. Like
Speaker 1: he felt like he was like a bugsy Spiegel, like
Speaker 1: like he could have been Al Capones like right hand man,
Speaker 1: but he was like in this like seven piece suit
Speaker 1: in a box and nobody opened the box for like
Speaker 1: four hours in this living room and nobody opened the box.
Speaker 1: And now he's got like the shaved sides. He's got
Speaker 1: the entire leg tattoo like head to toe, and he
Speaker 1: didn't really move his leg that much when he walked.
Speaker 1: It looked like a wooden tattooed. It looked like, um,
Speaker 1: it was like the leg lay up like the leg
Speaker 1: lamp and Christmas Story, but with tattoos all over it,
Speaker 1: the tattoo of another leg on top of the tattoo
Speaker 1: of another katie. Did you notice that? I actually did
Speaker 1: notice that myself. No, I noticed that too. I was like,
Speaker 1: was he limping? Like I couldn't tell, like there was
Speaker 1: like something. Yeah, and the leg tattoo was new for sure.
Speaker 1: I was like wondering if maybe some of them were new.
Speaker 1: And they were like sore and he couldn't bed his
Speaker 1: leg properly. They look sore. It looked like he was like,
Speaker 1: let me just get seventeen. But they went in the water,
Speaker 1: right did they? Who knows? Because the sun? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: he should be covered like the water. Like if he
Speaker 1: had just gone a tattoos done and then went to paradise,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be miserable. Like how hypocritical. Did you guys
Speaker 1: think Genevieve was for like giving like, did you think
Speaker 1: stand her? I literally like, to me, she's like the
Speaker 1: ultimate we had to put up with like forty eight
Speaker 1: hours of her being like, it's over, I'm gonna pack.
Speaker 1: It's over. I'm gonna pack. It's over. I'm gonna pack.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want her matched up with like
Speaker 1: a huge wave and then she can just flow it
Speaker 1: out to see maybe get you know, paired up with
Speaker 1: the creature in the shape of water and away from
Speaker 1: a TV camera like I I was about to like
Speaker 1: And normally I'm like, I will always cheer for someone
Speaker 1: that's like a little off struggling with confidence. I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're we've all been there. But this one was just
Speaker 1: I needed to punt her off the island. She was
Speaker 1: so irritating and I was like, I don't she was
Speaker 1: so irritating to me that who's the guy that she like?
Speaker 1: The um Justin Justin? I saw his whole season. Never
Speaker 1: a fan of Justin, It's on record, not a fan
Speaker 1: of his. But there's two comments that by the end
Speaker 1: of Genevieve just brow beating him. I was cheering for
Speaker 1: Justine and also what made me change my mind on
Speaker 1: Justin's when he said I've got resting bitch face. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, dee, that's why I don't like him,
Speaker 1: because he seems awful and miserable and like a narcissist.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well after, so now I'm like team Justin,
Speaker 1: and now get away from Genevieve because she's gonna she's
Speaker 1: gonna ruin someone's life. We talk a lot about on
Speaker 1: this podcast about like, look, everybody gets insecure, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, everybody feels insecure, but don't give other
Speaker 1: people arrows to shoot you with, like like act like
Speaker 1: you're fucking champion. You're all becoming it. Do not. Just
Speaker 1: the more you speak about how somebody's gonna leave you,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. They're gonna go for the other lady.
Speaker 1: She's gonna come there and do it. He's gonna go
Speaker 1: for Victoria, Like of course then it's gonna happen. Just
Speaker 1: stop talking Secret. Did you not read that book? The Secret?
Speaker 1: You just gotta you gotta just put like even if
Speaker 1: everyone feels insecure, but just like I bet it takes
Speaker 1: her seven hours to get out of bed in the morning,
Speaker 1: like the alarm goes off. She's like, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Everyone. I don't have anything to eat,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to wear. Like I used to
Speaker 1: back in my back in the day, I knew gals
Speaker 1: like I'd go get the look we all feel. We
Speaker 1: all get nervous. I get nervous. But like I remember
Speaker 1: going to like pick up a friend to go to
Speaker 1: a party and then they and they were stunning, you know,
Speaker 1: and then they'd be like, no, I can't wear it.
Speaker 1: And then you're like no, no, You're like it's just
Speaker 1: like I can't hang with that. Like, who gives it?
Speaker 1: It's an island, you're getting paid to like fuck a rando,
Speaker 1: have a cocktail, rip it up. Were you surprised that
Speaker 1: he didn't give Victoria the rose like she's so hot?
Speaker 1: Were you surprised that they weren't having a connection, Anna,
Speaker 1: Katie Aaron r. Jenevieve was the one that she got
Speaker 1: the rose, and then she was like because nothing on
Speaker 1: the islands forever or she like said something like that right,
Speaker 1: or was that somebody else that was Jill? Jill? Jill.
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep both They both need just to
Speaker 1: jill out, as Laron calls the phrase, fun sponge like
Speaker 1: people who just soak up fun. They're just not fun.
Speaker 1: They ruined anything that's fun that's happening. They just like
Speaker 1: wreck the fun. They've been there for one day chilling.
Speaker 1: Jill and Jenevieve were both fun sponges. But at least
Speaker 1: Jill is just like bat shit in a way that
Speaker 1: so much more to retaining than j I Jill, Yeah, Jill, Jill.
Speaker 1: Jila's moments where you go Jill, Jill and then you're like,
Speaker 1: oh Jill, yeah Jill. If I had to go on
Speaker 1: across country road trip with one of them, I would
Speaker 1: pick Jill. Oh. Yes. Genevieve's like sort of um, She's
Speaker 1: like she kind of looks like Lea Michelle a little bit,
Speaker 1: is that? Yes? Yes, Okay, So I mean like they're
Speaker 1: both stunning, ga everybody. You know, you're not gonna everybody's
Speaker 1: good looking on this island alight and started one last
Speaker 1: thing like how bad is Victoria's personality that he picked Genevieve?
Speaker 1: I mean you know what I mean? I literally was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like Victoria's obviously I want to get
Speaker 1: so close to her face and keep my face there
Speaker 1: for like a long time. But then then she must
Speaker 1: it must be so bad, like if you picked Genevieve,
Speaker 1: who's basically pinching your balls and like you don't do
Speaker 1: anything for me and there's a cake there, victorious personality
Speaker 1: must be like negative one million. That's a really good
Speaker 1: point because even just like Corny Iss usually ends on
Speaker 1: this and like she's so hot, and I remember she
Speaker 1: did this on Clayton season. I saw a few people
Speaker 1: Aaron did this later too, But like she did this
Speaker 1: with was it was it? It was Peter? She did
Speaker 1: this with Peter. Wasn't it Peter. It's then she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you mean you mean me nervous? Oh
Speaker 1: my can't I just you know, it's just like me
Speaker 1: like he's like killing you. It's like and then he's
Speaker 1: like oh no, like and they're like no, like like
Speaker 1: they act like there this ky like oh my god,
Speaker 1: like she's like a hot turtle like but it's like
Speaker 1: the sexy baby. It's like that sexy baby. Like it's
Speaker 1: like this watching this whole sexy manipulation. That's like and
Speaker 1: then like they've kissed she you know, you can just
Speaker 1: tell her whole vibe is like I will do like
Speaker 1: acrobatics onlike anything you've ever seen. If we were alone
Speaker 1: in the Boombero movie, like you know, the show would
Speaker 1: be you would be outmatched and I I can speak
Speaker 1: for myself, I would be so outmatched by Victoria. I
Speaker 1: mean like you just know, you're like wow. And the
Speaker 1: fact that he didn't give her the rose and Genevieve
Speaker 1: was like, fuck you. It's my birthday. Yeah you got
Speaker 1: me a cake, but fuck you were playing the game.
Speaker 1: That's the game that we're on. Like when they've had
Speaker 1: one date, it's not like they've had like seven days
Speaker 1: of like you know, one date, one date. Anna any thoughts, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I you know what, Actually I kind of didn't see
Speaker 1: the chemistry between Justin and Victoria on their date. Um,
Speaker 1: it felt like it should happen, but I just you know,
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like it was it. I almost feel
Speaker 1: like Victoria is way too hot for Justin if that
Speaker 1: makes sense, Like she needs like I don't even know
Speaker 1: she needs like a way I would say, like a
Speaker 1: country singer. But then I remember that she hooked up
Speaker 1: with that country singer. Remember that was on her date. God,
Speaker 1: she was crazy. And also do you remember she she
Speaker 1: didn't have a hometown because she kept like I can't
Speaker 1: do this, wait, I want to wait, No, I can't wait,
Speaker 1: I want to And then she did that for like
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes on the TV. I was like, you
Speaker 1: are unbearable. And then she shacked up with Chris Souls
Speaker 1: after he had that hit and run where he killed
Speaker 1: a man. So I don't know, she's got like she's
Speaker 1: kind of she has a lot of baggage when people like,
Speaker 1: really look at the picture, you know, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, before we take a quick break, we're going
Speaker 1: to do the other side of this thing, which was
Speaker 1: Nay who then who had been flirting with um, what's
Speaker 1: his name? Logan? Um? God, you know what. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the cast list and I see, like, I see
Speaker 1: who they've eliminated. Now I know who's not going to
Speaker 1: be here for next week because there's no photo of
Speaker 1: Logan on the ABC website, so clearly he's there. He
Speaker 1: makes because you see him make out with another girl.
Speaker 1: But but there's okay, well he's not on the A,
Speaker 1: B C episodes. I thought I saw him in the
Speaker 1: coming ups, Coming Ups, all right, well it could be
Speaker 1: before the rose servity. So he was with the IBS
Speaker 1: girl who was so cute at Hunter who was so
Speaker 1: cute he and then and no, he was IBS girls
Speaker 1: with Johnny Okay. So Logan was with the with the
Speaker 1: curly hair, the curly hair girl that I felt for, Hale.
Speaker 1: Haley literally texted me about Haley and I was like,
Speaker 1: who's Haley? Did you mean Sally? And she was like, no, Haley,
Speaker 1: And I was like, Haley, the girl with the curly hair.
Speaker 1: That didn't that blonde blonde girl with the curly hair,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know Haley. Hayley was out matched.
Speaker 1: Haley was the one that was like, it feels bad
Speaker 1: when a guy you like goes and doesn't like you.
Speaker 1: She was just like a normal gal, blonde, curly hair,
Speaker 1: like not the coolest in the school. And then Chaney
Speaker 1: needed a rose and she went after Logan and then
Speaker 1: they got Chaney got her one on one date and
Speaker 1: they went and like and she was like, it's cha
Speaker 1: two points, like I see that about you. She did,
Speaker 1: You've got a lot of fucking Jurney. I respicked your
Speaker 1: journey and she's like, yeah, I'm no longer a villain.
Speaker 1: It's just I and they all say this and like
Speaker 1: this is so hard for me to be open scary
Speaker 1: and they're like I don't know. And then they're like
Speaker 1: I want to be the rock for you, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then they're like take like tequila shots at like
Speaker 1: fucking Carlos and Charlie's like somewhere and like I'm like
Speaker 1: Porto Virata, Like they just take them like to the
Speaker 1: most tourist bar and then like where Americans are just
Speaker 1: fucking idiots, you know. And then they're like dry humping
Speaker 1: on the fucking floor. And then so of course he
Speaker 1: doesn't give the blood Haley the rose, so she needs
Speaker 1: like I like him until the rose come down. They
Speaker 1: go on the double day. The surprising thing was she
Speaker 1: and fun Sponge got along great even though they were enemies.
Speaker 1: Genevieve and uh and She's like wow with jeans, like
Speaker 1: it's just so easy and natural. I love a man
Speaker 1: that could put himself in spats in a box and
Speaker 1: fucking shake it with his friend Aaron and make out
Speaker 1: with eating nachos with no hands. And then she teared
Speaker 1: up talking about how hard it was going to be
Speaker 1: breaking up with logan, She's like, can I have a tissue?
Speaker 1: And then she's super into James Nay actually is playing
Speaker 1: it well. She's actually is so far not behaving like
Speaker 1: the villain of this season, which I'm sure it's hard
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah, it feels like she's also having more fun,
Speaker 1: which makes her more fun to watch. Yeah, she's actually
Speaker 1: not being a total assholesome far. I didn't full disclosure,
Speaker 1: I didn't see Clayton's season, so I am meeting a
Speaker 1: lot of these women for the first time. So I did,
Speaker 1: and she was She was truly one of the worst
Speaker 1: people to ever be on the show. She was a
Speaker 1: fucking satan. Hell was why the bad rap? And then
Speaker 1: they showed that clip. She was a horrible person. And
Speaker 1: yet it all started because like some girl on a
Speaker 1: date just said, Oh, Clayton, can I sit next to you?
Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm going to ruin this bitch's life.
Speaker 1: And then she someone someone got more attention than she
Speaker 1: did on a date and she was literally like a
Speaker 1: chucky doll come to life. Like she was a fucking
Speaker 1: nightmare somehow She's behaving ross. Do you watch any Have
Speaker 1: you watched any reality TV? Do you watch any reality TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I watched My Housewife's a bad and but
Speaker 1: when it comes to this kind of a show, my
Speaker 1: pace is more rock of love. Um, you know, there's
Speaker 1: there's just nothing like an eighties rock star in a
Speaker 1: bandana in two thousand and eight and a bunch of
Speaker 1: hot ladies with with what do you call it? Whale tail?
Speaker 1: What do they call that? Whale tail is coming back? Yes,
Speaker 1: whale tail. The whale tail is the throng up out
Speaker 1: of the top like a boot cut jean, and then
Speaker 1: like or like a juicy coutur low cut like sweatsuit,
Speaker 1: and then like the high thong whale tail coming out
Speaker 1: of the back of the sweatsuit's coming back. I can
Speaker 1: get you a belly chain for your birthday. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go the bars just looking for whale tails.
Speaker 1: That's she's she's on whale watching. All right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back and
Speaker 1: we're back. Okay, who would you guys like to talk about?
Speaker 1: Do you guys? What what couple do we want to do?
Speaker 1: The dad do we want to do? Uh? Sierra and
Speaker 1: the Zaddi and her and her and her revelation Okay,
Speaker 1: so for our listeners, why don't we start with her secret,
Speaker 1: which was fascinating. People were talking about Childhood Scars best
Speaker 1: moment of the show. It was incredible. So they're like,
Speaker 1: I got a scar on my face, I got a
Speaker 1: scar on my hand, and Sierra was like, I have
Speaker 1: nine fingers, like was just waiting for it. Like the
Speaker 1: timing was so good, Like she knew she had the
Speaker 1: trump card and everyone's like, well, you know, I got
Speaker 1: the stitches. Then I fell out of a tree and
Speaker 1: then she thought. Everybody in the group thought, well the
Speaker 1: big finishes the finger up the butt and she goes
Speaker 1: and she just paused and paused and then just screams out,
Speaker 1: I don't have a pinky, and I was lost my mind.
Speaker 1: It was the greatest. She just her timing to drop
Speaker 1: that was so good. Also that we never noticed we
Speaker 1: never noticed before, like on Clayton season, like such a
Speaker 1: babe turns out a swing set fell on her as
Speaker 1: a child, and she doesn't have a pinky. She said
Speaker 1: it is perfect for hand holding and like a discount
Speaker 1: at the manicure place. I think, hang on a second,
Speaker 1: because this was a moment where I was I checked
Speaker 1: out for about two seconds. Then I heard a man
Speaker 1: say a finger went up his butt. You put a
Speaker 1: finger up his butt? That was not clear. That went
Speaker 1: by so quick, But me, I was trying to write up.
Speaker 1: I was like on our seven thousand, trying to write
Speaker 1: out because I was working Monday and Tuesday, so I
Speaker 1: was trying to write out seven thousand. It takes me,
Speaker 1: not that I'm even looking at any of it, but
Speaker 1: it's just it was literally right what happened. Somebody put
Speaker 1: a just dropped the bomb that his friend put his
Speaker 1: his finger up his button. He jumped up and clocked
Speaker 1: his head and like put his head open or something.
Speaker 1: And then again it just spent right to the next
Speaker 1: and we were like, I'm sorry part of the punt.
Speaker 1: Can we back that moment up and you give us
Speaker 1: some more details. Wow, that's exciting, that's spectacular. So then yeah,
Speaker 1: so she lost a finger. And I have to say,
Speaker 1: now it is weird that they have a lot of
Speaker 1: like thirty seven thirty eight year old daddy type guys
Speaker 1: with year old there's no age appropriate women on the
Speaker 1: beach for the like they're like, yeah, this is how
Speaker 1: dating works now, Like it's weird, like that lace who's
Speaker 1: thirty two. Everyone's like, you know, like you know, like
Speaker 1: this old the crone of Sicily and she's wearing long
Speaker 1: drag queen eyelashes. Oh she is. She would win humidity. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's it's like two butterflies have landed. Watching Lace is
Speaker 1: such a My brother my brother again because he's doing
Speaker 1: the live show with us. He's like, I just get
Speaker 1: these texts. He's like, I really think for Lace's mental hell,
Speaker 1: she should not be on the show. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're right. I'm like, that's actually a very like one.
Speaker 1: And an added thing is she quit drinking for a
Speaker 1: while and like and she told them that and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're supportive of that, like because it seemed to like
Speaker 1: not enhance her. And clearly they're like, have a cocktail,
Speaker 1: I want to meet me in Mexico, like they like
Speaker 1: brought Like you know, it's just like super sloppy, like
Speaker 1: super sloppy on her season. I think in nineteen twelve,
Speaker 1: I was like, they dugged that one off and propped
Speaker 1: her up weekend at Bernie Style. I didn't even know Lace.
Speaker 1: I forgot about Lace. She went on a date. She
Speaker 1: was on another season of Paradise with this firefighter named
Speaker 1: Grant that she got engaged to that season. They went
Speaker 1: into town, into Porta Viarda on their date, it was
Speaker 1: like the third date. They went to a tattoo shop.
Speaker 1: His name is Grant, her name is Lace. They both
Speaker 1: got matching Grace tattoos on their wrists. Forgot and then
Speaker 1: they broke up quickly. And then he went to Australia
Speaker 1: to do Bachelor in Paradise, Australia, where he got engaged again.
Speaker 1: And then they came to the States. He was a
Speaker 1: firefighter and they broke up and he we know this
Speaker 1: because he said it on a podcast. They broke up
Speaker 1: because he caught his friend allegedly eating out his fiancee
Speaker 1: and as Sterrewell in a stairwell and a Sterrell and
Speaker 1: then that woman, and then that woman ended up then
Speaker 1: going back to Australia and becoming the bachelorette of Bachelorrette Australia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're so deep in ros. It's it's things are problem cards.
Speaker 1: How do you know these people? I cannot keep up,
Speaker 1: but you just started. It's a lifestyle. Once you get
Speaker 1: into it, you remember things that you will be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know any of my friend's children's names. But
Speaker 1: I can't tell you who got eating out in a stairwell. No, literally,
Speaker 1: I was doing like a fancy job this week. I
Speaker 1: was literally doing like a really like bougie New York job, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking the whole I'm like trying. People are like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you have a theater background? And I'm like, and look,
Speaker 1: I have done theater, but I'm thinking not really like
Speaker 1: a background. I'm watching like hairless people like boning and hot, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of have a theater background, Like can you
Speaker 1: count me talking to grocery store Joe at Union Hall Theater? Yes,
Speaker 1: I have a theater background. And I'm knowing who got
Speaker 1: eating out in a stairwell. I learned that at Yale.
Speaker 1: I learned that I can't okay, So then um, let's okay.
Speaker 1: So then she and Michael are on the This is cute. Now,
Speaker 1: This is why we like This is why we liked
Speaker 1: this program versus The Bachelor. Bachelor is because of connections
Speaker 1: like this. Here's this guy, his wife died of cancer.
Speaker 1: He's got a little boy who he left the last season.
Speaker 1: He left four. He's like, I gotta go back. I'm
Speaker 1: a dad and then allegedly he went home and his
Speaker 1: son was like, you can't pass on paradise, Dad, you
Speaker 1: gotta go, Daddy, you can't pass on paradise. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's airtime on television. That's kind of what he said.
Speaker 1: He's like, and then my son was like, Dad, every
Speaker 1: and this is also like a four year old, I
Speaker 1: don't know, three or four. You always said, Dad, everyone
Speaker 1: deserves somebody. And so I like flew to Mexico and
Speaker 1: you're like, your son is literally at home like whit diaper?
Speaker 1: Could you clean me up before you go stuck down
Speaker 1: some cocktails on the beaches of Mexico. So then Sierra
Speaker 1: and so he's like a zaddie and who's he's he's
Speaker 1: given himself an upgrade. Okay, So he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: he got new teeth, he got tan, he seems to
Speaker 1: have dyed his hair. He's doing leg he's he's do
Speaker 1: a lot of upper body. Katie talked to us um
Speaker 1: his his hair. I was like noticing his highlights, being like, oh,
Speaker 1: they did a really good job. He got good tips.
Speaker 1: He got good tips. Didn't your friend see him at
Speaker 1: a game? You have my friend Anthony Rogers, who was
Speaker 1: probably listening to this high. Anthony lives in Cleveland. Went
Speaker 1: to Guardians game and uh, Michael threw out the first
Speaker 1: pitch and Anthony met him and took a photo of him,
Speaker 1: and he looks and excited in that photo of me. Michael,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is everything that we want. This
Speaker 1: is everything that we love to hear. A second, this
Speaker 1: guy throws out the first pitch and I've never thrown
Speaker 1: out the first pitch. Yeah, yeah, Anthony, how he did,
Speaker 1: and he unfortunately missed missed it. But I'm curious he did.
Speaker 1: If I'm ever invited to do the first pitch, I
Speaker 1: will just say that I have a conjoined twin and
Speaker 1: my right half will be doing my bit, and we
Speaker 1: can get his shirt. We that they see g I
Speaker 1: out my other half every time I work, and that
Speaker 1: because first of all, I can't throw, so second of all,
Speaker 1: it should obviously be air and fully so if I
Speaker 1: ever get the opportunity to do a pitch, obviously my
Speaker 1: twin a fully needs you nose. Obviously, have you considered
Speaker 1: getting veneers that might help you big vineers, because that's
Speaker 1: what he and now he's doing it so different. They're new.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the Veneers Personally, I'm like, I get it,
Speaker 1: people loving them, visiligned situation that maybe throw some like
Speaker 1: Christis Oysters up, but that's classic reality TV. You come
Speaker 1: back with the Veneers or lips. Well, that's what we say.
Speaker 1: There's often people come back between seasons and they've put
Speaker 1: a face on their face where they have like they
Speaker 1: have a whole new face that they've put on top
Speaker 1: of their face. Yes, um so they so. Then they're
Speaker 1: talking on the day bed and he was saying how
Speaker 1: he's gotten more guarded since his wife died, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: how many people were you dating while your wife was around?
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? And I'm like, you
Speaker 1: mean since the Bachelorette. But it was actually a very sweet,
Speaker 1: real conversation where he was saying he would get close
Speaker 1: to people and then kind of freak out. And then
Speaker 1: she was she was she's so sweet, and she's like
Speaker 1: he was basically like, I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to date multiple people and uh
Speaker 1: and she said, you know, like basically I'm just interested
Speaker 1: in you. And then she's I can't even imagine if
Speaker 1: I was married to somebody and they passed away, like
Speaker 1: even just picturing them in the bed next to me,
Speaker 1: and then it was so sweet. He goes, well, after
Speaker 1: my wife died, I started sleeping across the bed like
Speaker 1: the like horizontally or like you know, the other way.
Speaker 1: So that because she had a side, and so he
Speaker 1: had to just literally lay across the bed because he
Speaker 1: couldn't deal anymore. And then that made her tear up,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, can I give you a hug?
Speaker 1: And then it was like pre game for Boneone City,
Speaker 1: and I was here for it. I love this combo.
Speaker 1: Aaron Foley thoughts, Okay, I'm gonna I'm not going to
Speaker 1: have like a like a exciting take on this one,
Speaker 1: but I just have to say I am cheering for
Speaker 1: both of them individually. I Rosamond, you said, I'm here
Speaker 1: for the drama on the side Boobe. Absolutely, but I'm
Speaker 1: also just an absolute sucker for romance. So when Logan
Speaker 1: was like, with shea now, I don't know she's backstory, right,
Speaker 1: so fresh eyes, I didn't know she was a super villain.
Speaker 1: And then she goes on a date and I go,
Speaker 1: oh god, I felt like my heart was breaking for Logan,
Speaker 1: and I was like get it together. So I am
Speaker 1: a champion of love. That being said the zam Zadie
Speaker 1: zam Zaddy. She said it fourteen times. I was like,
Speaker 1: how are these two even going to even complete a
Speaker 1: sentence together? Then again, cheering for them both individually, Michael
Speaker 1: I wrote down, Um, he needs a dog. He is
Speaker 1: not ready, like it's to me that whole situation was
Speaker 1: so sad. Not b I P fun energy not ready
Speaker 1: for this to me was so inappropriate because they're not
Speaker 1: giving many options or even in the She's like, if
Speaker 1: you go on b I P as Michael, then you
Speaker 1: got to check some stuff at the door and rip
Speaker 1: it up, like you got to just go wild. You
Speaker 1: can't be on a day bed mid day in Mexico
Speaker 1: drinking and Margarita saying I changed positions when my wife
Speaker 1: died on the bed like hard no hard pass. If
Speaker 1: I'm zam Zaddy woman, I'd be like, oh wait, I
Speaker 1: just saw someone's butt cheek in a wave. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: roll out hard, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I get that.
Speaker 1: I just again cheering from them individually, ros how do
Speaker 1: you feel? What was the woman's name, Barbara? Who is this? Sierra? Sierra? Sierra?
Speaker 1: I was closed. Um, yeah, it's I also agree with Aaron.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a little a little early for him.
Speaker 1: But did they or when when did the wife die?
Speaker 1: That's a great question years ago now, Oh it is
Speaker 1: because he's already been through a season of Bachelorette. Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I was thinking that his wife had
Speaker 1: just passed and now and he's like immediately on the beach. Yeah. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean it's a it's a hard place to find
Speaker 1: love as a widower, and yet they're cute together. Katie Tanna,
Speaker 1: how do you feel? I mean, she seems like the
Speaker 1: most mature, if you will, out of the bunch, which
Speaker 1: is saying a lot um, But I mean I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is where he finds love. I like
Speaker 1: her a lot, but I just think she's young and
Speaker 1: I think that like she they might get along now.
Speaker 1: But the idea of like, hey moved to Akron and
Speaker 1: raise my kid with me, is that what she wants?
Speaker 1: Like you know, like, yeah, that feels and I feel
Speaker 1: like he's probably not going to leave Ohio because that's
Speaker 1: where his parents are, her parents are. That's a big
Speaker 1: ask to Acron and raise my kid to ask like
Speaker 1: an influencer to move to Acron and raise your child.
Speaker 1: I feel like he needs like a real person. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: that's how I feel too. But you guys say that
Speaker 1: like real, actual marriages and stuff come out of this, right, yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: But there's just such an age difference, and there's already
Speaker 1: like there's a child involved child. Yeah, and he a
Speaker 1: new mom, yeah, you know what I mean. Like, and
Speaker 1: she she might want that at some point, and she
Speaker 1: might make a great mom, but does she want that
Speaker 1: right now at the age of what is she like
Speaker 1: twenty four? Like, I don't know, she's very young, right,
Speaker 1: that's on the casting directors, Like they did not give him,
Speaker 1: Like Lace is the only one in her thirties, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, what are they doing? Not ready to be
Speaker 1: a mom? Si? Okay, Okay, she's younger, that's a little better,
Speaker 1: but still that is young and it is quite an ask. Yeah, big,
Speaker 1: it's a big life change. And and I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, he I feel like he doesn't. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he could like date someone casually, like across
Speaker 1: the country like that, you know, Like that's a lot
Speaker 1: in Cleveland proper. Now these are going to be over
Speaker 1: in two weeks, like, no, why does this stick? I
Speaker 1: want Yeah, I want someone off the like a tourist.
Speaker 1: He'd have better luck just going into town wherever this
Speaker 1: is filmed, going to a bar and just start talking
Speaker 1: to some randos. I feel like he must do well
Speaker 1: because I think he might live in Cleveland now and
Speaker 1: he probably does well. Look at him. He's hot, he's
Speaker 1: been on TV. Like, Cleveland's a big city. He can
Speaker 1: meet somebody, right, it's a lot. Yeah. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: Sienna total like total package. I love her. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I would roll off the day bed real quick,
Speaker 1: real quick, or right to the bar, do a shot
Speaker 1: and throw myself in. Literally I would start. I would
Speaker 1: try to go hang out with the guy in the
Speaker 1: box and mouth breather and like eat nachos without my
Speaker 1: hands and shake my ass in the pool and get
Speaker 1: like a leg tattoo and then just like get an
Speaker 1: undertited situation and get sunburned and make out by like
Speaker 1: on a sandy day, bang the bar back literally anyone. Okay,
Speaker 1: speaking of let's talk about wells is reenaction. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about the suit. Oh, what's the other one of the
Speaker 1: fucking Genevieve fun sponge Sally's suitcase. The suitcase shows up,
Speaker 1: lace goes and grabs everybody. Is this real? Would she
Speaker 1: really pack a waffle maker, a vibrator and Herrick Stinson's
Speaker 1: in a way that's not real? This was mean and fake,
Speaker 1: and that they would then then unpack it and then
Speaker 1: do you think there was any I didn't unpack it.
Speaker 1: The dumped it on the floor as if it was
Speaker 1: like I don't even know. They were just like kicking
Speaker 1: it over like it was like, I'm sorry. I want
Speaker 1: a lot of the women to be very rude and
Speaker 1: entitled on the show, and this is just proof of it. Today.
Speaker 1: It also was like I actually believe that she agreed
Speaker 1: to go on. And then okay, I will say I
Speaker 1: listened to an interview with Wells and he said that
Speaker 1: everything that he told them about her experience was relayed
Speaker 1: to them by that producer, So apparently that's what happened.
Speaker 1: But she missed her flight like six times or something
Speaker 1: like that, like something crazy? Were they now? Yea, So
Speaker 1: she annoyed them so much that they tried to basically
Speaker 1: like shame her with her suitcase, which is not technically
Speaker 1: really her suitcase. I don't think, I think, And then
Speaker 1: they planted a bunch of stuff to like make fun
Speaker 1: of her because she was so annoying in the process
Speaker 1: of getting down to paradise, including locking the producer in
Speaker 1: the trunk. That was real, that's what they said. In
Speaker 1: Los Angeles where it's hot and you could have died.
Speaker 1: Does she live in l A? We don't know. Does
Speaker 1: she just hid? I kind of said l A. And
Speaker 1: she just has like a piece of tape with the
Speaker 1: name Sally written on it on her on her suitcase
Speaker 1: at all times. They have to they have to mark
Speaker 1: the suitcases there because they just like drop them off
Speaker 1: and they have to know who. Okay, I'm new here,
Speaker 1: I'm new because you'll see. You'll see when there's like
Speaker 1: a two on one day or something, they put the
Speaker 1: suitcases out of like who's going to get sent home
Speaker 1: and have the tape on it, and then they'll come
Speaker 1: over and grab Okay, okay, okay. I still don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't buy that a producer would get locked in
Speaker 1: a trunk. I know that says and I think it
Speaker 1: probably wherever it is that's dangerous. It could have been hot.
Speaker 1: I do believe that there was stupid drama with the ex.
Speaker 1: I do believe there was a driving to the ex's house.
Speaker 1: I don't believe somebody was getting locked. Yeah, if somebody said,
Speaker 1: can you hide in the trunk, I'd say, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: I'll go to a Starbucks a corner. I'll wait on
Speaker 1: the corn call me when you're done. Nobody hides in
Speaker 1: a trunk. That was that was crazy to me, Like,
Speaker 1: and the vibrator felt very fake, and then the way
Speaker 1: they were just carrying it around was just weird. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, and then didn't one of them take the
Speaker 1: vibrator and doctor the horny doctor, Kira, the dirty doctor.
Speaker 1: You're gonna use thee else the vitor a doctor? Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody else's vibrate. That's not sanitary. No, no, there was
Speaker 1: so the whole sketch was so unnecessary. It was so bizarre.
Speaker 1: And the guy like pretending to be Sally, who was
Speaker 1: a who's the guy with the beard and the hair
Speaker 1: And it was just so odd. I literally was like, again, yeah,
Speaker 1: who would get in a trunk? And I didn't watch
Speaker 1: Clayton's season, so we just we saw Sally basically Sally.
Speaker 1: Sally is clearly like a very cute blonde, like Clayton
Speaker 1: was very basic, Okay, he was, as he talked about
Speaker 1: a pair of Dockers, he was a the most basic
Speaker 1: b of like vanilla way for guys you've ever seen
Speaker 1: in your life. And so she was a cute blonde
Speaker 1: sort of she felt Texan, but I don't know, like
Speaker 1: that kind of like perfect blonde pageant e type gal.
Speaker 1: So she gets there and it turns out it's like
Speaker 1: supposed to be like the day of her wedding or
Speaker 1: something that she called off like three weeks earlier, and
Speaker 1: she decided to go on the Bachelor anyway, and then
Speaker 1: when did she apply for the Bachelor? And then yeah,
Speaker 1: like how did she get scouted? So so, like it
Speaker 1: turns out it was the weekend of her wedding, is
Speaker 1: the first weekend, so she doesn't even make it to
Speaker 1: the rose ceremony. She decides to leave. He finds out,
Speaker 1: he goes over there and he gives her the first
Speaker 1: impression Rose, and she's like decides not to stay. So
Speaker 1: she was on the first episode. Yes, she never even
Speaker 1: like five she never she never even got out of
Speaker 1: the limo. She just was in her hotel room. And
Speaker 1: then then she gets a phone call, she accepts the
Speaker 1: rose and then she's I believe if I recalled, And
Speaker 1: then she was talks to her fiancee on the phone.
Speaker 1: She decides to get back together with him, and then
Speaker 1: she peels out of there. And and apparently so they're
Speaker 1: like the couple from hell that like keep getting back
Speaker 1: together like so apparently she kept stringing them along like uh,
Speaker 1: and then I don't buy I don't buy it. I
Speaker 1: don't buy the wafflemaker. I don't buy the vibrator. I
Speaker 1: don't buy the hair. All the women would be so
Speaker 1: threatened by her because we don't know her, like we've
Speaker 1: never seen her. Like the whole thing was just but
Speaker 1: they all have the pregame about like fucking stage. They
Speaker 1: didn't mention the stage, but who was all wait, she
Speaker 1: and justin join. So Genevieve was like spinning as she
Speaker 1: has no confidence about anybody. It's like game spinning out
Speaker 1: about this. Yes, the best part, real quick was when
Speaker 1: story when Welles was doing his story time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was of course a banana story, but who knows
Speaker 1: um the women acted like they had never heard a
Speaker 1: story before. It was my favorite thing ever. And this
Speaker 1: is what Genevieve of course, was just like a toilet
Speaker 1: bowl the whole episode. But she like he would say
Speaker 1: things that didn't warrant a reaction, like okay, well the
Speaker 1: producer called her up and gen Vie would be like
Speaker 1: what and then'd be like you know, and then they
Speaker 1: drove to her house like like she had never heard
Speaker 1: the concept of the story. It was just I rewound
Speaker 1: it and I was like her reaction, no, wait what
Speaker 1: she suitcase and she was like you can't come in, No,
Speaker 1: you can't come in? What what? She had a door
Speaker 1: and he opened the door. I was like, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't. It was it was a little like the
Speaker 1: night before Christmas, like story time. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we will come back and we
Speaker 1: will talk about Romeo and Jill and Brittany and Lace
Speaker 1: and Romeo's tears. Guys, that's right, and we're back. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Romeo. Romeo. Oh my god, Romeo. I mean,
Speaker 1: who's more of a disaster, Romeo or Jill? I think Romeo.
Speaker 1: Romeo was like, first of all, okay, so were the
Speaker 1: listeners at home? Episode one we find out and I
Speaker 1: could be getting this wrong. Allegedly, Romeo and Jill were
Speaker 1: like friends but maybe they were dating, and then he
Speaker 1: like totally ghosted her when he just kissed but probably
Speaker 1: more horny Dr Kira at a hub um and and
Speaker 1: so like, and so like, Jill just never heard from him,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, oh yeah, sorry, okay, like and
Speaker 1: then so he goes and brings up with doctor Kira
Speaker 1: and he's like, I just want to be with Jill.
Speaker 1: So it's Jill and Romeo are like, okay, cool, cool cool.
Speaker 1: So then she turns into almost like full like brother
Speaker 1: sister mode with him, and she's like, let's just sit
Speaker 1: back on to do but and just watch that. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like a done deal, old married couple. There's
Speaker 1: no like flirting, no sexual tension, just kind of like, god,
Speaker 1: this wrapped up. Let's just watch it. And he's like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I'll meet you at the bar. Okay. So they go
Speaker 1: back and she's like for the rose ceremony, We're just
Speaker 1: gonna lay back and wait for the cocktail party. So
Speaker 1: Romeo is like, m I'm not sure I want to commit.
Speaker 1: She's waiting at the bar. He doesn't show up. As
Speaker 1: he's walking over, he pulls Brittany to the side and
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, can I stile you for some
Speaker 1: Hey Brittany, She's like hello, just think you're really interesting.
Speaker 1: She's like, what are you hanging out with? Like my
Speaker 1: good friend Jill. He's like, yeah, yeah, Jill's cool and all,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, I just really want to pursue you.
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, well, I really respect Jill. I
Speaker 1: think he should probably go talk to Jilly. Said yeah,
Speaker 1: but I want to pursue something with you. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go talk to jiall. So then um, she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in being part of any of your weird
Speaker 1: love triangles, like that's clearly your thing. And then he
Speaker 1: leans in for a kainst and she like slow mo,
Speaker 1: like Matrix dodging the bullet. I was like, whoa, oh
Speaker 1: hell no, Fully gives him like I had to watch
Speaker 1: that a few times because that was spectacular. Fully like
Speaker 1: gives him her cheek and she's like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing this, and then so he's like okay, cool, cool. Cool. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Jill is watching all this and Casey the geriatric millennial
Speaker 1: is like stirring the pot and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: isn't talking to Brittany right now, just like what you
Speaker 1: keep sucking handle lose fine, be with Brittany. I'll be
Speaker 1: like over here with the fucking losers. Oh and then uh,
Speaker 1: she's like I've been bamboozled. She's like, fuck, this guy
Speaker 1: looks so fucking hot the cocktail party, and I fuck
Speaker 1: you big time. She's sitting there and I'm like, she's
Speaker 1: put on like a regular dress. I'm like, this is you.
Speaker 1: She's like, i'most fucking hot. It's like crying and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we've all been as upset as you are, but
Speaker 1: like you gotta put like a gel pack, Like if
Speaker 1: you're gonna look so fun, like you gotta stop crying,
Speaker 1: put an ice pack on, and like have a friend
Speaker 1: to Hucus is through, like get it together. You got
Speaker 1: any more of those eyelashes? Yeah, she's needed a lace
Speaker 1: eye last situation, you know. So she's like fine. So
Speaker 1: then she's like she's talking to Casey and it's never,
Speaker 1: you know, it's never. You don't ever have a leg
Speaker 1: to stand on when you go. I'm sorry, but I'm
Speaker 1: kind of a great per sin never great. And then um,
Speaker 1: she's like Romeo, be real with me, and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I's just expecting to explore other options, you know. She's
Speaker 1: like He's like, I firmly shot my shot and she's like,
Speaker 1: well fuck you. So Romeo immediately starts sobbing at the
Speaker 1: bar and he's like, it just hurts all the women
Speaker 1: hate me. And then he tries his shot with like
Speaker 1: every woman there, Lace, Haley, everybody. He's like, hey, can
Speaker 1: I leave for second? They're all like you and he's like, thanking, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like yoke, I talked deeper Sack and she's like
Speaker 1: what he's like, if I give you my Rosary ticket,
Speaker 1: She's like, fuck, no, fuck you, absolutely not, no, you
Speaker 1: should consider it over, absolutely fucking not. And then of
Speaker 1: course he gives. He's like, but then you won't have
Speaker 1: Anybody's like, I don't fucking care. He's the last person.
Speaker 1: He chooses Jill, and she's like, we know he goes.
Speaker 1: Remember who goes and talks to Kira before that as well,
Speaker 1: and it's like, cure, if I gave you my rose,
Speaker 1: can we get the spark going again? And she was
Speaker 1: like no, yeah, even if Kira literally was trying to
Speaker 1: like rub your nipples, is saying no to you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't trust your intentions. And I was like, literally,
Speaker 1: this is the doctor who's trying to hump everyone and
Speaker 1: she doesn't trust your intentions. Yeah, And then he gave
Speaker 1: it to Jill and Jill did accept the rose and
Speaker 1: it was and then was like insane the next day
Speaker 1: when Ashley, I and Jared show up and Ashley's like,
Speaker 1: what's everybody's journey been here? And then she just commandeers
Speaker 1: it from monologue like not good basically had a skill
Speaker 1: of one to town like I'm a fucking loser, and
Speaker 1: like every guy that came in, Like then we have
Speaker 1: Rodney comes in, He's like, hey, how's it going for you?
Speaker 1: To terrible? No one was to fuck me, it's been awful,
Speaker 1: Like no one's into like why just be like it's
Speaker 1: going really great. There's been a lot of prospects of
Speaker 1: different people. I'm talking just fucking fake it to you
Speaker 1: make it ern fully. I think Jill and Romeo are
Speaker 1: perfect for each other. They're both like absolute like the
Speaker 1: hottest mess buckets, like one of my I honestly think
Speaker 1: we've never seen this where Romeo couldn't give his rose away.
Speaker 1: There was like five women that would have rather left
Speaker 1: the program then and literally by the end was going
Speaker 1: up to like a bucket of Margharita as being like, hey, Margherita,
Speaker 1: if I give you the rose, will you take it?
Speaker 1: Like he was to the dog Nacho at the end,
Speaker 1: who's so give it to two poodles, four palm trees
Speaker 1: and like anyone that had a pulse. And then Jill
Speaker 1: is so interesting to me because she has like really
Speaker 1: like wonderful moments of clarity and confidence and like lady
Speaker 1: power and like, yeah, Jill, you tell him it's over
Speaker 1: five four three. Then she's just like I'm a loser,
Speaker 1: like just the crying and I can't figure this woman out.
Speaker 1: But Romeo, I've never seen a dude just have a
Speaker 1: breakdown and not he he's the most His voice is
Speaker 1: so cheesy too. He's listen, I just feel like really good.
Speaker 1: You're like it's like hot breath on your neck. He's
Speaker 1: just so weird. I don't remember Romeo. Where was Romeo from?
Speaker 1: Nobody remembers. Okay, I don't even know if he's been
Speaker 1: on the show. He might have been like the valet.
Speaker 1: You know, guys, they needed one more hot body. He's
Speaker 1: a ro What did you think of this, of the
Speaker 1: Roz Jill, Romeo, the Romeo Jill, don't bring me into this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you know? How was that for you? What
Speaker 1: did you think of Romeo, Jill and then Brittany all
Speaker 1: of that? Which one is Brittany? So just don't worry
Speaker 1: about Britty roll and Jill and Romeo crying talking to
Speaker 1: everybody and not being able to get a date with
Speaker 1: it with the one that he went in for the
Speaker 1: kiss and she like like went away from him. I
Speaker 1: think that Jill and Romo are going to work it out.
Speaker 1: I do think that they're both drama. I think that, um,
Speaker 1: it's really embarrassing the moment when he was trying to
Speaker 1: get all the other girls their attention and they're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: which is the right react? Like I've never seen somebody
Speaker 1: with less game. Yeah. I mean I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know enough about how this usually goes, But to me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, Jill and Romeo, why not? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: I'm like they're both like a dude, sobbing sobbing at
Speaker 1: the breakfast bar, at the bar bar, at the pool bar,
Speaker 1: just like leaning against like the Palopo wall, just fucking
Speaker 1: like sobbing, sobbing and paras sobbing at a day bed sobbing,
Speaker 1: Like it's like so embarrassing just late. I know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys are like this, but living
Speaker 1: here in Hollywood, like I can't watch this kind of
Speaker 1: stuff or I can't watch a community theater play without
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I wonder how much they rehearse. Like
Speaker 1: I I'm like always thinking about like, and when I
Speaker 1: watched this, I'm like, these people, I I feel, are
Speaker 1: just trying to get more time on camera. They're trying
Speaker 1: to see what kind of drama that you know, it's
Speaker 1: all for the greater good of followers and endorsements and
Speaker 1: appearances or whatever. That's what I think. But maybe I'm
Speaker 1: run Instagram. Really, Instagram really changed Paradise. Um. I do
Speaker 1: think there's a desperation to stay on probably for that
Speaker 1: reason for sure. This is what I'm saying. There's a desk,
Speaker 1: there's always a desperation to stay Who's the guy with
Speaker 1: the long hair that that was doing the cone and
Speaker 1: the Barbarian and then okay, so Jacob, this is what
Speaker 1: made the Romeo thin so crazy. Everyone no one was
Speaker 1: interested in Jacob, but he had a rose. So when
Speaker 1: they have the rooms, like they have all the power.
Speaker 1: So people that were so like, oh, Jacob, like I
Speaker 1: don't even want to see you, were like like there
Speaker 1: was a moment between Brittany and Jacob where Jacob's like,
Speaker 1: you know, do you see us together? And Brittany didn't
Speaker 1: even say anything. She just kissed him because she couldn't
Speaker 1: even she couldn't even get a sentence out to like
Speaker 1: fake it. She was like, I'm just gonna kiss. So
Speaker 1: the fact that Dr Kira showing up, yeah, the fact
Speaker 1: that Dr Kira showed up with like palm trees on
Speaker 1: her titties, like women are throwing themselves at these guys
Speaker 1: to get a roast, to stay on rods to your
Speaker 1: point for followers and airtime. And the fact that Romeo
Speaker 1: couldn't even give his roads away. I don't he couldn't
Speaker 1: give it, like just to even stay to see who's
Speaker 1: coming next week, Like like all right, I'll take the hit,
Speaker 1: I'll take you, I'll floor with Romeo, I'll get the
Speaker 1: road because I hope, I hope next week I get
Speaker 1: to go out with Rotten. Yeah. But they were like
Speaker 1: I'd rather be in North Carolina. I think I'd rather
Speaker 1: be in North Carolina. Sorry, I know you probably have
Speaker 1: covered all this kind of stuff, But do they do
Speaker 1: like mixers when it's when they're not filming, Like, how
Speaker 1: do these people know each other? What is well? It
Speaker 1: used to be like they didn't. It used to be
Speaker 1: like nice to meet you, and now I think because
Speaker 1: of Instagram and everything and the followers of it all, um,
Speaker 1: I think it's almost like if it's like when you
Speaker 1: all went to the same high school and you're like
Speaker 1: the weird alumni that can't stop going to reunion. So
Speaker 1: they have a lot of like they have a lot
Speaker 1: of like, oh, you know, there's a bar in nash
Speaker 1: They all a lot of the moment to Nashville. There's
Speaker 1: some people in Dallas. So they're like, Okay, there's this
Speaker 1: bar and it's like Batchelor to night and they're gonna
Speaker 1: give you every each person a thousand dollars if they
Speaker 1: put it on their Instagram account. And then and then
Speaker 1: they know if they're kind of around each other, it
Speaker 1: might prolong their longevity, and so like they all almost
Speaker 1: then start only dating within the world of like you
Speaker 1: might not have been the same year at that high school,
Speaker 1: but at least you went to the same high school. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is perfectly explained. I totally get it now. Yes,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, what did you think of Romeo? Um? Romeo
Speaker 1: is a mess and Romeo feels like the type of
Speaker 1: guy you know. He went to Harvard, he went on
Speaker 1: this ship. Yeah, he went to Him and Kira both
Speaker 1: went to Harvard. That's when he said, like her, Yes,
Speaker 1: I knew her from school. Kira went to Harvard. If
Speaker 1: you would be yeah, I think that's how is Kira
Speaker 1: a Harvard grad and a doctor? She went to Penn.
Speaker 1: I think, like, whose physician is she? And you have
Speaker 1: you immediately immediately canceled. You know, there's a street in
Speaker 1: Hollywood called Harvard Street. Maybe they just said they live
Speaker 1: on Harvard I made how could they go to Harvard? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know emotional intelligence at Harvard, No, they don't.
Speaker 1: They teach you to be really smart and then like
Speaker 1: a mess if you have to like talk to someone
Speaker 1: that you're into. He's a mathematician, right, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: works for Petician. Well he couldn't solve this. Rose plus
Speaker 1: one woman equals there's a story problem for you Rose
Speaker 1: and I have the Rose. What did you do you
Speaker 1: get them do except the rose. I think what I'll
Speaker 1: do is I'll tell one of them I'm going to
Speaker 1: meet her at the bar, but then I'll swep out
Speaker 1: and I'm going for a kiss for her friend, who
Speaker 1: then dodges my kiss, and then I'll say on camera,
Speaker 1: she seems super into it. He said that. He said
Speaker 1: she seemed super into it. It's like there was no
Speaker 1: part of her body language that was given you the
Speaker 1: green light. She was making that emode do you face.
Speaker 1: It's just like she's smiling like, oh my god, is
Speaker 1: like she did that polite people please, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know how to get out of this, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is this actually what's happening right now? Okay? So then
Speaker 1: um so anything else with Jill Romeo, Okay, we'll keep
Speaker 1: it moving so then we have um all right. So
Speaker 1: to your point, Jacob eventually gave his rose to lace
Speaker 1: because she's like, and you're really interesting, Like who the
Speaker 1: fund is this last I started? I saw your job
Speaker 1: by the beach. I was like, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: she've been over the world Hong Kong, Like is that
Speaker 1: where he's sitting it? He was like, yeah, I went
Speaker 1: to Hong Kong really like why because it was my birthday.
Speaker 1: I've never been there, But why Hong Kong. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems fun all right, but all the way to
Speaker 1: hon Oh not Hong Kong. I went to the strip
Speaker 1: club Hong Kong and Tijuana, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're that and he's like, and I just thought that's
Speaker 1: the best explanation of b I P that that interaction
Speaker 1: really summarizes Bachelor in Paradise, when you go and you
Speaker 1: see hot messes, but you stay for this impeccable dialogue
Speaker 1: that he went to a strip club called Hong Kong
Speaker 1: in Tijuana was like, Okay, I'm I don't want to
Speaker 1: be mean or anything, but I don't find any of
Speaker 1: these people funny at all. And then like the little
Speaker 1: intro the eighties sitcom thing and stuff, it's like it's
Speaker 1: hard for me. It's I guess it's like a train wreck.
Speaker 1: You kid, stop watching, and then then I don't I
Speaker 1: guarantee you when you watch again, if you choose to sho,
Speaker 1: you choose to accept this assignment. Uh if you once
Speaker 1: you keep watching, it becomes mesmerized. Okay, And I do
Speaker 1: love people that think they're funny. That's like, it is
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite things. No, there's often people
Speaker 1: that are like, oh my god, well you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, Jacobs the funniest one in
Speaker 1: the house, and you're like wait what, like what you
Speaker 1: wait Jacob Jacob and the what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, he's freaking hilarious, Like wait what, Like what
Speaker 1: are you talking That's like I at the comedy show.
Speaker 1: That's like I could do that, you know, like heckling. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's literally like every guy on an app that I
Speaker 1: want on a date with it was like, you know
Speaker 1: that had like real careers. I'm like, oh, like, what's
Speaker 1: it like being a journalist for Conde Now It's like, well,
Speaker 1: I really want to be stand up. I was like,
Speaker 1: well you're check please, then you're not. First of all,
Speaker 1: you're not funny. Second of all, like okay, there's there's
Speaker 1: open mix everywhere. Go do it. Like, if that's what
Speaker 1: you want to go do, go do it. I can't
Speaker 1: all every I feel like so many straight guys think
Speaker 1: that they can be stand ups, and then they do
Speaker 1: the stand ups and then they get a Netflix special.
Speaker 1: That's right, So it'sracy, but then Ross this is also
Speaker 1: what happens is like, you know, every week, it's like
Speaker 1: a bowl of like putting trailer trash, and you're just like,
Speaker 1: I can't, Oh, what are they going to say? Hong
Speaker 1: Kong and Tijuana? And then I get sucked in by
Speaker 1: like the Brandon Serene and I'm like, I know they
Speaker 1: were meant to be. I love this so and then
Speaker 1: I get suckered into, you know, and it's there are proposals,
Speaker 1: there's love stories. Now they're not I think they're not
Speaker 1: giving us much Brandon and Sream. I think because it's
Speaker 1: such a done deal that they don't want to like
Speaker 1: play their cards too early. And I think it's going
Speaker 1: to be such a fun like thing that Katie, you
Speaker 1: get the floor right now, Katie gets the floor. No,
Speaker 1: I really feel like they're going to end up together.
Speaker 1: And I think you're right that they're just like so
Speaker 1: cute and perfect and nothing's going wrong and they're just
Speaker 1: cuddling all the time. But I bet you anything, they'll
Speaker 1: like freak us out where some girl comes and she's
Speaker 1: going to be like, oh, I really like Brandon, and
Speaker 1: they'll like play it up for like two episodes and
Speaker 1: then She'll just go up to Brandon be like, Brandon,
Speaker 1: will you go on the State And I'll be like no,
Speaker 1: because he's a nice guy and that will be and
Speaker 1: that will be it, And I bet you anything they're
Speaker 1: gonna like. I feel like those two wind up together
Speaker 1: for sure, But I don't know about anyone else. All right,
Speaker 1: real quick, um not to side trackers. Um Johnny he's
Speaker 1: I don't remember him. What's his contest? He was so
Speaker 1: weird and creepy and I can't stand him. He was
Speaker 1: Gabby and Rachel's season. He was he was like the
Speaker 1: final three. He was Gabby's day. He was the real chart.
Speaker 1: He just finished. I think he Victor. I feel like
Speaker 1: they're perfect and they're both okay, so he was, let's
Speaker 1: talking about them for a quick second. He was with
Speaker 1: IBS girl until sexy Victoria went over and she's like,
Speaker 1: did you just touch my hair? And she's like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was like, okay, Mournie, you get on my rose.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like they're like perfect together. Actually
Speaker 1: they are so perfect. He can't believe his gird about him.
Speaker 1: I was like, also, we didn't talk about Logan. Look
Speaker 1: I break out a lot. Logan did on his forehead
Speaker 1: while Chaney was did you see it was like right
Speaker 1: this huge he had a huge reds it right in
Speaker 1: the middle of which was huge. It was so satisfying.
Speaker 1: Its giant. They're they're all sweating, like, look, I get
Speaker 1: him on my chin all from the masks and stuff.
Speaker 1: I get him on my chin all. We like him
Speaker 1: right now. He seems like a good guy, no logan, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's not very Yeah, like he's kind
Speaker 1: of just whatever. I think. I think he's cute though,
Speaker 1: Like I do find I'm attracted to him. I think
Speaker 1: he's cute. I think he's fine. I wrote in my
Speaker 1: notes that he's my least favorite on this entire show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like he's such a brow. I don't like bro.
Speaker 1: I don't. I have like no thought of him. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I think there's I feel like he's such
Speaker 1: a brow and he's what don't you like about him? Right?
Speaker 1: I just don't. I feel like I couldn't connect with
Speaker 1: someone like that at all. I just feel he feels
Speaker 1: completely there for the followers, whereas other there's a few
Speaker 1: people that actually feel like they're looking for a lot
Speaker 1: and the follower like I think he's like, is he
Speaker 1: the one that's twenty six or something? And then he
Speaker 1: was on the you know what, leave me out of this.
Speaker 1: I'm getting all these people I can. I'm sorry, it's confused.
Speaker 1: It's hard to do two episodes at once. We did
Speaker 1: three at once, and so I'm like, really confused. It's
Speaker 1: a lot. Okay. He seemed genuinely like devastated when she left,
Speaker 1: so I thought, Oh, this guy doesn't feel like creepy
Speaker 1: to me. I mean, he's boring as all hell, but like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem like a douche. But maybe I could
Speaker 1: be wrong. I think not to be awful, but I
Speaker 1: feel like, to to Roz's point about the followers, I
Speaker 1: think she is hot, but she was also probably like
Speaker 1: a big character within the franchise, and I feel like
Speaker 1: he enjoyed hooking up with one of the big characters,
Speaker 1: or like to take a quick break, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back and we're going to talk about Teddy and
Speaker 1: Andrew and Rodney, and then our tweeted the weeks who
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but things are getting so hotten.
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take your break and we are
Speaker 1: back now. Before we get to Teddy and Andrew and Rodney.
Speaker 1: Is there anybody I missed? Yes? I don't think who
Speaker 1: did I miss? Judith? Um? Yes, there is also Barbara, Barbara,
Speaker 1: There's Orlando, Orlando. There's Orlando. There's Susan, Susan, Joanne garry Dale,
Speaker 1: There's there's Dall's frozen Lemonagel and Barbara have a shot,
Speaker 1: don't you think? Rounds Dale and Barbara Barbara? Dyale and
Speaker 1: Barbara have chemi in the first minute over them they
Speaker 1: barratison during their COVID quarantining. Um, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Teddy and Andrew. I have been sort of cute and
Speaker 1: floating around. She was she is a virgin. He was like,
Speaker 1: Now they were so cute. I will say they went
Speaker 1: on the date and he was so Just to remind you,
Speaker 1: he was so frozen on the date that he couldn't
Speaker 1: even he had no game, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He's sweet as can. We love Andrew and he's here
Speaker 1: for her and he's so gogga, but he cannot he
Speaker 1: can't get it together to even like talk to her.
Speaker 1: I feel like, and they're so cute together. And then
Speaker 1: Rodney comes down, who was from Michelle season. He's adorable.
Speaker 1: Everybody's there for Rodney. He pulls aside Jill, who tells
Speaker 1: him like how badly it's going for her, and then
Speaker 1: he pulls aside Teddy and they had like so much chemistry.
Speaker 1: They were so cute. She said she's been talking to
Speaker 1: Andrew and he's like, well, I really like you, and
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, cool, let me go clear this up
Speaker 1: with Andrew. So then she goes and she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have to go talk to Andrew. So
Speaker 1: we're thinking the normal thing to do. She's being upfront,
Speaker 1: she's gonna go like clean it up. Before she's realizing
Speaker 1: she's not having the feelings that she should have for Andrew,
Speaker 1: and so she decides, for to my mind, to go
Speaker 1: break up with Andrew, so that then should Rodney ask
Speaker 1: her out, she can go free and clear and go
Speaker 1: be on the date and not worry about it. So
Speaker 1: she goes and pulls him aside, and she's like like
Speaker 1: starts crying and it's like I'm just not feeling it
Speaker 1: in the way. He's like, but you're still the one
Speaker 1: for me. I'm still here for you. You're still my
Speaker 1: love story. And she's like yeah, yeah. He's like, well
Speaker 1: that I won't even be here if you're not here.
Speaker 1: She's like, but okay, It's like she's like, but then
Speaker 1: I She's like, I do want to fall in love.
Speaker 1: I do want to get married, I do want the kids,
Speaker 1: I want all the things, and if it can't work
Speaker 1: with you, then it can't work with anyone. And he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well what and then like she's like, are you gonna go?
Speaker 1: So then basically she decides she has like a break
Speaker 1: and decides I have to leave. I have to like
Speaker 1: rather than just like taking the hit, being up front,
Speaker 1: dealing with it, cleaning it up, having a little cry,
Speaker 1: moving on, and then going on a date with Rodney.
Speaker 1: She then decides to gost to all of her friends,
Speaker 1: pack all of her bags, get in throw of her
Speaker 1: like white hart Shell luggage in the back of a
Speaker 1: suburban while Serena's like, wait a minute, where's Teddy? And
Speaker 1: then she fucking leaves. Now I don't think it's the
Speaker 1: last we've seen of Teddy. I believe we will see
Speaker 1: Teddy again. That's my theory. But it felt a little
Speaker 1: extreme to go through breaking up with Andrew and then
Speaker 1: not be able to get the rewards of them going
Speaker 1: out like she did the hard thing. Now go out
Speaker 1: with Rodney Eron Foley didn't see it coming again, Rods.
Speaker 1: These are the moments that pull you in and uh again,
Speaker 1: like wait, how what? Uh? Teddy's precious. I think here's
Speaker 1: my theory. I think because because people don't normally leave,
Speaker 1: nobody leaves Paradise. This is why the Romeo not being
Speaker 1: able to give away his ro was such a scandal.
Speaker 1: People want to be there. First of all, you get paid.
Speaker 1: How longer you're on and you get more followers? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's not now? I'm personal life but still a long weekend. Um, yes, art,
Speaker 1: And I love the theory. I love that Teddy's gonna
Speaker 1: like two point oh come back. I don't think we're
Speaker 1: done with Teddy. I think, um uh, Teddy is like,
Speaker 1: you know, she's just not like she's she's she hasn't
Speaker 1: blossomed yet, you know, into her womanhood. Yeah, young, she
Speaker 1: hasn't blossom. She has never slept with anyone. She was
Speaker 1: just like me when I was trying to figure out
Speaker 1: out I was gay, you know, and I'd like hook
Speaker 1: up with a guy and I'd go, oh no, and
Speaker 1: then I would be like excited, but then I'd be
Speaker 1: like no, and then when I figured out I was gay,
Speaker 1: I was like, let's do this. So I think she's
Speaker 1: gonna been a crack and go over to the other
Speaker 1: side in a good way. I mean that. Um, but
Speaker 1: I think Andrew's like super safe and sweet and a
Speaker 1: teddy bear, and she's kind of a teddy bear. And
Speaker 1: then rod comes down and Rodney's like a man, and
Speaker 1: I think she is so fearful of going on a
Speaker 1: date with like a man man that she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, this is emotional and I've got to
Speaker 1: go because I just I can't. I think she just
Speaker 1: got really scared to go out with like a hunk
Speaker 1: of beef like Rodney. Um. I have very I have
Speaker 1: a theory too. I think her and Andrew were talking
Speaker 1: on d M s before. So I think when she
Speaker 1: arrived and it wasn't exactly you know. I think you know,
Speaker 1: when you like build it all up in your head,
Speaker 1: and then when she arrived and it wasn't it. And
Speaker 1: also I think Teddy as as we remember her, she's
Speaker 1: the most confident virgin. I think she honestly is like
Speaker 1: really normal and cool and was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I didn't like the one guy I came here for,
Speaker 1: and I don't need to stay on this beach with
Speaker 1: these weird drunks who are doing all this weird ship
Speaker 1: and then was just like, I'm out. Honestly, that's what
Speaker 1: I would do. I would also just leave without saying goodbye,
Speaker 1: because you know, I want to be like that girl
Speaker 1: stay they're all wasted because it's like four in the morning,
Speaker 1: and they would just be so annoying. I would be
Speaker 1: like here during my life. What if I just right
Speaker 1: now on this point, I mean, I love it. I
Speaker 1: would love that so much, Ki Katie, what do you think? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean, I get why she did it. I thought
Speaker 1: it was an overreaction, especially because like I mean, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that spark wasn't there, but that doesn't mean you couldn't
Speaker 1: find it, like especially because she did like Rodney and
Speaker 1: Ronnie and her live so close to each other. Like,
Speaker 1: I think I really could date in real life. What
Speaker 1: if it's a combo of d m NG I'm here
Speaker 1: for this. Oh my god, I like this guy. It's
Speaker 1: too much of a man. I can't deal. I'm a
Speaker 1: confident virgin I'm out of here. Just felt over her head.
Speaker 1: Maybe something happened season we don't know about, and you know,
Speaker 1: who knows what do you think? I mean, it's none
Speaker 1: of my business, but this is a reality show. Why Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do said that in general. But this question, uh,
Speaker 1: why is she a version because of religion? Or does
Speaker 1: she go over that? Does she reveal that she she
Speaker 1: said she would sleep with someone before Mary. She just
Speaker 1: hasn't found the right guy, That's what she said. She's
Speaker 1: then the right person and she had the most normal member.
Speaker 1: She said it started out as religion, and then as
Speaker 1: I grew up, I was like, why did I make
Speaker 1: that choice? Like she had like a realization that she
Speaker 1: actually it isn't about religion that she she was just
Speaker 1: young when she decided that and now she just wants
Speaker 1: to like fall in love and have sex. Yeah good
Speaker 1: for her. Yeah, she loves confident Virgin Cat. I like her.
Speaker 1: She's so dr Banana Anna, Tanna Obama. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love your hot take on Teddy as well. It's
Speaker 1: wrong fit in Virgin She knows herself before and just
Speaker 1: grab some rando guy and just get it over when
Speaker 1: I mean I got it over with I would say
Speaker 1: it was not a great experience, so I wouldn't take
Speaker 1: a page from the Amir Candy book. That's that's it,
Speaker 1: like on paper, a m y r, but a a mayor,
Speaker 1: a mayor. I hope a mayor finds love in the
Speaker 1: b I P world. Oh my god, it's my dream
Speaker 1: to be on Paradise. I even wore like a Paradise top,
Speaker 1: like I'm in New York. I would crush it. You
Speaker 1: would crush it in Paradise. Oh is that like a
Speaker 1: macrom a kind of a thing. That's sort of what
Speaker 1: that was it? Ashley Sarah whatever, the lady that got married,
Speaker 1: she had something like that. Yeah, yeah, I liked her dress, Ashley.
Speaker 1: I like her dress. This is from This is from Amazon,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's a little bit you can
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Speaker 1: So this is five stars from s Wow, Wow Wow
Speaker 1: money sign too early for hometowns. We need to discuss this.
Speaker 1: Been listening is the start of COVID as a way
Speaker 1: to cope with my work and healthcare. I've listened to
Speaker 1: every episode some twice. I love you, but it's too
Speaker 1: early to bring your suitor on stage to hometowns. Also,
Speaker 1: so okay, obsessed with you all. I listened every week
Speaker 1: and I laugh out loud on my walks. What do
Speaker 1: you think you know? I had the Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to reveal too much, but I think
Speaker 1: your suitor's a fun person who has experience in sort
Speaker 1: of fun situations like this. Yeah, yes, what does that
Speaker 1: even mean? Yeah, he's an escort, is what I'm saying. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's being paid to be there and to be ardent.
Speaker 1: So I think he could actually roll with the punches,
Speaker 1: like he could actually have fun with it. And I
Speaker 1: don't think he'll immediately be like, oh now I have
Speaker 1: to marry Arden and she's locking, Oh oh my god.
Speaker 1: By the way, we also had a listener email d
Speaker 1: m Anna and say that they're tell that they're a
Speaker 1: production designer because we were saying how we wanted to
Speaker 1: have Mitten to mean life size mins and Meal on stage,
Speaker 1: and you've emailed her photos and uh and like, I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna have life I mean, Alexis, we really
Speaker 1: want We've said, their photos taken by Katie Levine, the
Speaker 1: dr Levine She took these photos of Katie of Mitten
Speaker 1: to Meal because of Katie min because she's a pet
Speaker 1: photographer and um and so so Alexis his offered to
Speaker 1: bring them with her to the shop so the full
Speaker 1: family will be there and my brother I will have UM.
Speaker 1: So do you think it's I'm not trying to get
Speaker 1: a fucking ring. Look, we can play it by ear
Speaker 1: now that we have allegedly let's see grab about this
Speaker 1: groceery st Joe and Ashley, I and Serena and Jared
Speaker 1: don't bail, maybe we won't have time for hometowns. But
Speaker 1: if they bail, like maybe some other people have bailed
Speaker 1: for the Bachelor frantise, then maybe we'll have hometowns. Either way,
Speaker 1: you get to have cool. You have to your cats
Speaker 1: up stick on stage. I mean obviously obviously, then they
Speaker 1: will have to live in JJ's apartment for the rest
Speaker 1: of you'll be out your cats. Oh obviously, don't even
Speaker 1: be playing, don't be tripping. I loved the one photo
Speaker 1: I took because you can so clearly see Mitten's little
Speaker 1: thumb just right there, right there. Yeah. Yes, so we
Speaker 1: should have just blown up the one of her all
Speaker 1: bloody looking like she beat someone up. Oh I know
Speaker 1: she was bloody. Fist is like. I'll never forget that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, literally never forget um. I was. Somebody
Speaker 1: wants to bring back Jerry Paget and Gareth. We try.
Speaker 1: Jerry is not watching this year, I texted him last week.
Speaker 1: Paget is filming Criminal minds until December, but what we
Speaker 1: get her back after that? Gareth is going to be
Speaker 1: on next week, so there you go. Um so then
Speaker 1: they so, they said, have you all been noticing the
Speaker 1: insane amount of veneers on this season of Actual in Paradise?
Speaker 1: Clearly newly done? And the recipients have trouble speaking with
Speaker 1: the giant chick lits in their mouths. Um, I could
Speaker 1: be wrong, but all I can focus on so far. Anyway,
Speaker 1: if I could afford veneers, I would be first in line.
Speaker 1: So No. Eight, keep up the So this this person
Speaker 1: thinks that these people have veneers. This is their theory. Kira.
Speaker 1: Probably that's a good guess. Michael A uh, James, I
Speaker 1: can see that Genevieve whitening especially so they think at
Speaker 1: least whitening Brittany and possibly Jacob. I'm here for veneer watch.
Speaker 1: I'm here. Look, I need to whiten my teeth for
Speaker 1: my bottom teeth are all like Jankie. But what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? I also think, maybe, well maybe Logan,
Speaker 1: I think I'm here for all. You gotta put a
Speaker 1: face on a face you're gonna be It's the new jections.
Speaker 1: Let's go pick a tweeter of the week. All Right,
Speaker 1: you guys, if you win tweet of the week, UM,
Speaker 1: email us, you're gonna win a sleep Crown pillow, which
Speaker 1: are so spectacular if you want to if you want
Speaker 1: to have a dream portal from our dream Queen Julie
Speaker 1: at Sleep Crown, who apparently is going to come to
Speaker 1: our Dynasty show dressed with a pillow on her head.
Speaker 1: And I'm here for it. Um email us your address
Speaker 1: at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Emails. You're you're
Speaker 1: mailing address. Here we go. Here's the name of the game. Now.
Speaker 1: I know I said last week that we were going
Speaker 1: to pick one from last week. Let's just do this week. There,
Speaker 1: there's it's so many episodes, it's so much. It's just
Speaker 1: been so much. We're gonna do this week, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna be from two episodes. It's two nights of tweeting. So, um,
Speaker 1: here we go. We're gonna set pick one winner. We're
Speaker 1: gonna narrow it down to two. And then because there's
Speaker 1: so many, I'll probably read about ten because there's two episodes. Um,
Speaker 1: here we go. We'll narrow these down to two. First
Speaker 1: one Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade. Don't ask me
Speaker 1: how I know, but if Jacob and Kira ever procreated,
Speaker 1: their child would be destined to have a sub credit
Speaker 1: score for like. This is from Alicia Kesting at Alicia
Speaker 1: Kesting once again bringing back my idea to tell the
Speaker 1: cast they're going to be about from paradise, but when
Speaker 1: they get there, it's survived. This is from Pumpkin Spice
Speaker 1: Alexis at ABC Madison is uh is Kira taking Sally's
Speaker 1: vibrator home with her as a super h This is
Speaker 1: from Britt Paulson at Burrit The newest cast member at
Speaker 1: the Beach is the pimple on Logan's forehead. Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Uh. This one is from um Henry
Speaker 1: Ireland at Henry s Ireland thirty three. Welcome to episode
Speaker 1: three of The under Booby. This is from Still Killing
Speaker 1: the Internet at Still Killing the One. I will never
Speaker 1: get so lonely or desperate to find that left tribal
Speaker 1: leg This is from Cheyenne Constant a Trixie Firecracker. If
Speaker 1: you told me Aaron and James have a joint only fans,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't doubt it, and my curiosity would probably get
Speaker 1: the best. This is from Deanna Sus at Six Gables Bags.
Speaker 1: You lock a producer at a trunk. They're gonna plant
Speaker 1: a cheap vibrator in a bag and dress your suitcase
Speaker 1: in your bikini, not functions your suitcase and you are bikini.
Speaker 1: Um okay. Um. This is from Jen at Aunt Gail's.
Speaker 1: If Ashley and Jared aren't there to swing, what even
Speaker 1: is the point? Um? Uh? This is from Britt at Berritt.
Speaker 1: Why aren't they more concerned that Sally, with her extensions
Speaker 1: and vibrator are still in the room? Has clearly been
Speaker 1: kidna at okay and um okay. We might be able
Speaker 1: to cut this out. It might be too dark, but
Speaker 1: I like it. This is from Corey Maiden's at Corey Maiden's.
Speaker 1: I knew Paradise was gonna be good, but I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was gonna be missing a finger. Um here's
Speaker 1: another one. This is from Lex Lugie at Mr Lucabricious. Jesse, Hi,
Speaker 1: this hot horny suitcase is alone? Okay, Jesse, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: you got this? Hi, This hot horny suitcase is alone
Speaker 1: and ready to fuck ladies, kill your boyfriend and email
Speaker 1: us right now. Like capital letters, this hot horny boyfriend
Speaker 1: is alone and ready to fuck. I think I should
Speaker 1: just end with that, okay, Um, okay, Eric, okay, top
Speaker 1: three or what and then weekend. Then I will let
Speaker 1: Ros pick her two from your three. Because of my
Speaker 1: history of financial poor decisions, the credit score is still
Speaker 1: up for me. Um, I thought that was really funny. Um,
Speaker 1: the left tribal leg one? Yes, are we doing the
Speaker 1: suitcase fuck one? I mean I like the suitcase funk.
Speaker 1: I like underboob Olympics. Also like the swinging with Jared,
Speaker 1: like the swinging with Jared and the suitcase fuck those
Speaker 1: are a couple of I thinke left tribal leg for sure? Ros,
Speaker 1: is there one that really appeals to you? Um? I
Speaker 1: like the suitcase one? Okay, here we got your boyfriend? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Final two, still killing the internet as
Speaker 1: still killing the one I will get. I will never
Speaker 1: get so lonely or desperate to find that left tribal
Speaker 1: leg a traffic or or Okay, this one is Lex
Speaker 1: Lugie at Mr Lucabricious Jesse, this hot Sukese just alone
Speaker 1: and ready to fuck. Ladies, kill your boyfriend and email
Speaker 1: us right a waffle maker on it. I know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, fuck or tribal leg tribal leg or hot
Speaker 1: honers suitcase alone. I'm ready to fuck Ros Okay, Eric,
Speaker 1: based on your delivery, I'm going with zuitcase, Katie suitcase, Tanna,
Speaker 1: I think I gotta go. Suitcase's so funny to me.
Speaker 1: Let me unanimous likes Luki and Mr Luka, Precious Jessie.
Speaker 1: This hot horny suitcase is alone and ready to fuck
Speaker 1: ladies killing your boyfriend and email us right now. You
Speaker 1: want yourself a sleep cout, Aaron Folly, what would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? Um, I'm doing so. I'm doing some
Speaker 1: more stand up and I'm bringing my fun gays Rush
Speaker 1: show Friday, November eleven seven three Dynasty Typewriter and our
Speaker 1: Ros is on the lineup as well. So there, Ros
Speaker 1: is so funny. Can I just say, like Dynasty is
Speaker 1: the best and obviously like Aaron Foley, I'm her number
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Speaker 1: super super fun. That's so fun. Ros Hernandez, I am
Speaker 1: on Rose's podcast right now, and I have a really
Speaker 1: fun ghost story. How is it's called ghosted? I mean
Speaker 1: with I'm scary? Did you like my I love your stories?
Speaker 1: And it's also very funny. I mean my podcast is
Speaker 1: called Ghosted Explanation point by ros Hernandez, and I talked
Speaker 1: to comedians and celebrities and sometimes people from like paranormal
Speaker 1: ghost hunting shows or whatever. We just talk about ghosts
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Speaker 1: that kind of ship. And it's really fun and it's
Speaker 1: perfect for Halloween time. I do it all year round.
Speaker 1: I've done it for four years. And they these shows,
Speaker 1: the ghost stories, don't have a shelf life, so you
Speaker 1: could go back and listen to all of them. I've
Speaker 1: actually had one person from The Bachelor on it. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you'll have to go to the feed
Speaker 1: and scroll through till you find I gotta say it was.
Speaker 1: It's such a fun podcast. It's so much fun. Go
Speaker 1: check out my episode and then once you're because you're
Speaker 1: gonna love, You're gonna love the whole format of ghosted
Speaker 1: exclamation point with ros Hernandez. Then you're gonna go back
Speaker 1: and listen to the whole because it's a great Thank you. Also,
Speaker 1: my dreams in childhood is to be um in influencer
Speaker 1: as well. I don't know that I'll go on Bachelor,
Speaker 1: but um at ros Hernandez on Instagram. Thank you, um well,
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Speaker 1: Bravo Celebrity Theater where we will be doing a stage
Speaker 1: reading of a classic Real Housewives of New York episode
Speaker 1: and I will be honored to be playing the part
Speaker 1: of Sonja Morgan. And I bought a onwn your by
Speaker 1: Sonia Morgan dress to where I'm stayed beautiful. It's actually
Speaker 1: really pretty, it's really cute, and UM that's gonna be
Speaker 1: super fun. And then we are going to be doing
Speaker 1: let us know if you would come to two in
Speaker 1: one weekend, cause we were thinking of doing the night before,
Speaker 1: me and Brian Sofie doing like a two first and
Speaker 1: maybe we can have people come on and do stand
Speaker 1: up from the podcast, and then UM doing the daytime
Speaker 1: thing in December, and then we also have our sketch
Speaker 1: Fest show, So if you want to plan to be
Speaker 1: like in San Francisco, it is rescheduled for UM Sunday,
Speaker 1: January twenty nine. I believe Rob Bennedict is doing it.
Speaker 1: If I recall, I believe Carl Tart, I believe Doug Benson. Um,
Speaker 1: so that will be really fun and then I'm sure
Speaker 1: more people will join. So that's UM the twenty nine,
Speaker 1: and then of course we have our Patreon. Anna and
Speaker 1: I have been breaking down Southern charm. We're about to
Speaker 1: start Winter House and are a lot of our merch.
Speaker 1: If you can't find it, people are like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna also give a way to sleep crown at our
Speaker 1: live show in Brooklyn and we're gonna give it away
Speaker 1: to somebody who's wearing their champion march. So where your
Speaker 1: champion merged to the show. We're gonna pick out a
Speaker 1: winner from one is somebody wearing their champion merch. So
Speaker 1: get your merch now. You can go to Rose podcast
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Speaker 1: to the merchant is always having sales. Get yourself a
Speaker 1: champion something to wear and we will get We're giving
Speaker 1: away a sleep crown to somebody who's wearing some champion march.
Speaker 1: Katie Levine, what would you like to promote? I Am
Speaker 1: Katie Underscore money on Instagram. All shelters across the entire
Speaker 1: country are super full, especially with big dogs, and are
Speaker 1: just really seeking adopters and fosters. So if you can
Speaker 1: adopt a foster dog, that's a it's a great time
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Speaker 1: And if you live in l A and you kept
Speaker 1: seeing those Rick Caruso ads daring Bachelor in Paradise, do
Speaker 1: not listen to them and do not vote for him.
Speaker 1: Thanks put a lot of money to catch showing them.
Speaker 1: And I was like, stop stop showing just you know,
Speaker 1: none of that's true. You will not help the unhoused.
Speaker 1: He will not do anything except for be a millionaire developer.
Speaker 1: Karen bathroom mayor police. And don't believe with all that
Speaker 1: stuff you put about Karen bath either. That was such
Speaker 1: an aggressive hit job. I was like commercial break with
Speaker 1: carus and I was like, this is insane. Uh, you guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. When we were sorry that we
Speaker 1: were late because we were I was working and so
Speaker 1: we warned you in advance, but like we like to
Speaker 1: keep our you know, we like to warn you if
Speaker 1: the train is not going to be on schedule. And then, um,
Speaker 1: I just couldn't. I didn't know there was going to
Speaker 1: be two episodes. So that's why I didn't have time
Speaker 1: because I worked really late Wednesday and I don't have
Speaker 1: cable here so I wasn't gonna be able to watch
Speaker 1: any of them until we just weren't gonna be able
Speaker 1: to record on Thursday. So I'm sorry that the episode
Speaker 1: is late, but here we are, and we'll be recording
Speaker 1: next Wednesday, so I guess it will go up on
Speaker 1: Thursday or later in the day on Wednesday. So that's
Speaker 1: it until next time. My name is Artur Marine. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm going to get all up in you tonight.
Speaker 1: I feels so good. I just gotta wonder to Bushi
Speaker 1: figure where your world? Will you accept? This rose is
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