WEBVTT - "FUN SPONGE" w/ Erin Foley and Roz Hernandez 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.960 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:11.440 I Heart Radio, Oh Oh My God, Better Late than 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:17.599 Never Show, Morny Horney Friday t G I h s 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:23.200 Oh my God. I wrote out seventy thousand hours of 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:27.600 Horney people in Mexico, and then I realize it's it's 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:32.120 it's up. You cannot organize this kind of hairless madness. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:37.600 It's too exciting. Too many little tattoos, too many childhood injuries, 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.879 too many people humping on Sandy David's And welcome to 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:46.040 a very special episode of Will You Accept This Rose? 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:50.040 It's our first double hatter. We're breaking down episodes two 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:54.560 and three of the most important television series of all time, 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.440 Bachelor in Paradise. My name is Art Marine, coming to 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:02.000 you from my mom's Bogie apartment in New York City, 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:06.680 New York. With me today. I could not be happier 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.000 because we've happen of a sausage fest lately and to 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.440 have like gals, gals rating gals, bring it on, and 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.480 we also have a rookie is here for the first time. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.080 We have the person that this all began with, the 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:23.520 woman that is um my platonic life partner, the wind, 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:28.200 the wind beneath my wings. She's a brother. Thank You'm flying. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.080 I'm like a Macy's Day balloon over New York City. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:37.440 She is the one of the greatest stand up comics 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:43.440 living or dead, and she literally she kills me. If 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:47.760 you have not downloaded her most recent album, Deep Cut, 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:53.800 Deep Dive, Deep Dive, I gotta tell you it is 0:01:53.920 --> 0:02:00.360 so fucking funny. It is so so funny you stop 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:03.960 pause this podcast right now and go buy this person's album. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.360 She's She was a writer on One Day at a Time. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:10.040 She is a writer on that nineties show. But most important, 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:12.280 she's my platonic life partner and the person with whom 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.800 I started this podcast in her kitchen with her cats 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.160 and her twin ladies and gentlemen. My one of my 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:23.440 favorite people on earth. Aaron Foley so happy to be here. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.960 I'm so happy to be here. I have a date 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:31.240 for my birthday party. I'll tell you in real life. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:36.160 Also we have um word from Dynasty. We I don't 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:39.120 have the date yet, but we will be doing another 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:43.600 in person birthday bachelorette and we're hoping to do it 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.880 as a weekend extravaganza with me and Brian Sofie doing 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.639 sort of a Nichols and May situation. Maybe Aaron will 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:53.360 come to stand up there also at Dynasty, Would you 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:56.000 guys come for a double head or like an evening 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.640 of stand up followed by an afternoon the next day 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.160 of like birthday Bachelor it would you guys? Would you guys? 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.520 Would that be overwhelming to have it all in one weekend? 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:07.040 You want us to split it up? Crowd? Anybody here 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:12.040 from coming in from a different city, anybody here, anybody 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:17.240 here like celebrating a birthday? Did I am? It's gonna 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:22.280 be me? Um also with us, I gotta say, this 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:27.280 girl looks so glamorous, glamorous, so glamorous, a nice winged eye, 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.799 a nice flowing to eye situation. Um. I met her 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:35.360 doing Drunk on Stage, which is a brilliant stand up 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.600 show that Aaron sometimes co host with Bruce Daniels at 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.000 Akbar and silver Lake is every Tuesday night. But she 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:46.880 also hosts this incredible podcast about ghosts and supernatural and 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:49.839 it's called Ghosted. And my episode is just up this week, 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.680 and I've actually had a bunch of ghost experience. If 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.320 you're if you're curious about this person interacting with the 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.440 undead and ghosts. I actually have some experience. Uh. And 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.840 this person in vouch for It Ladies and Gentlemen, a 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:05.280 rookie to this entire franchise, and she's just watched her 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.120 first three episodes ever of any bachelor show Ladies and 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:16.240 Gentlemen ros Hernandez. Hi, Oh my god. I yes, I 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:21.480 I don't usually watch shows about like straight people making out. Yeah, 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:26.159 but I did it because Arta Marine asked me to 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.960 And I'll do anything Arta Marine asked me to do. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:34.120 And I think I'm hooked. Now. We want you in 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.919 the you want we want you in the pod fam 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.120 so that we wanted to give you like a little 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.279 little taste of the sugar, you know. Yeah, you've like 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:49.680 converted me to your your organization overall. What like like 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.200 what did you what hooked you? Like? Well, it was 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.080 your specific moment that you're like okay, okay, I'll breathe 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.359 into the rag, Like what what did you give in with? 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.880 I'll be honest with you. I don't care about any 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.840 are you finding love? Like I'm in a weird situation 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.279 like time in my life where I don't care about 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.520 dating really at all, and so I just kind of 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:13.120 want to see the drama. I want to see uh 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.680 you know, pretty hair and under boob, you know, like 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.159 I want to see apps Like I just want to 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:23.800 see the sexiness and the drama. And so that's pretty 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.720 much what's drawing me in. It gets fun because you're 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.200 still in the very beginning, but there's a thing called 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.120 the boom Boom room where they have to go get 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.240 like consent from a producer to be like, we want 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.440 to go do this. But then they have like night 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.120 camps and then you'll start like these people will go 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.839 like funk on camera, and so you'll kind of see 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.600 like moving under sheets, which is kind of fun. And 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.960 then they'll have a lot of like sexy dates with 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.840 like food or they'll be like licking whipped cream and 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.240 the heat on the sun and the sand off of 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:58.760 each other's body parts. It gets like a little dirtier hungry. Yeah, 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:02.320 I've always known that my mom loves The Bachelor. I 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.560 mean I don't really I'm so out of this world 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.120 that I didn't really know that there was that much 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.440 of a difference. And so I told her, like, oh, 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.400 I'm going to watch The Bachelor in Paradise, and she 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:15.159 was like, I don't know how they allow that on television. Oh, 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:19.000 it's dirtier. It's dirtier. It's a lot dirtier. It's like 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.719 corny mean musical chairs. But sometimes people find love and 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.679 make babies from there. And in fact, at our live 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:30.479 show we now let me just introduce who else is 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:34.920 with us today, I mean the two queens without whom 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.159 we could not be doing this entire extravagance at the 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:40.120 production team, the cracker Jack production team, one of whom 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.280 I'm about to have a slumber party from Heaven or Hell. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:46.719 I think it has to be from Satan has to 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.040 be delivering because it's too good, Like I feel like 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.680 it's too excite, Like I think that we're gonna be 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:58.040 peaking next to again, ladies and gentlemen. Um. Dr Anna Tanna, 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:03.600 Arianna Hannah, Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Danna, Dana ms Marine hos 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:08.720 me a, Hello, Dr Banana, slumber party from Hell. It'll 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:13.200 be fun. Oh it's we'll get to it one second. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.560 And then also the woman who grind with this entire 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:20.840 thing in without home, we could not be doing this. 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:27.680 Dr Katie Levy. Um, Okay, so we had like we 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:31.280 sold out in twenty four hours for Union Hall, which 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.920 is going to be Saturday October Sunday October six at 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:38.760 three pm. Now should we say who has agreed to 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.720 come to it? Or yeah, let's just tell them. Let's 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:46.480 just tell them so allegedly, I don't know. Look, we've 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:48.680 had people bailed before. All these people can vounce the 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.360 people have bailed last minute, and just like trying to 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.960 give cats a bath, trying to get Bachelor contestants to 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.840 show up for a live show, Allegedly we have yes 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:00.880 is from Ashley I and Jared who were on the 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.320 show last night who fell in love and Paradise and 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.360 made a baby Rose, They made a baby and they 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.320 moved to Rhode Island. Allegedly they're gonna come to our 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.000 live show. They're gonna be on stage with my brother 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.080 who is a computer programmer, which would be so fun 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.680 to see them interact. And then on top of that, 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.640 allegedly we also have made contact and I've gotten it 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:29.080 yes from grocery store Joe and uh Sorrina who last 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:33.200 year in Paradise got engaged. Allegedly, those four like the 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:37.040 Riyal Royalty of the Paradise franchise, they're allegedly going to 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:42.880 be on stage with us in Brooklyn with my brother 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:46.200 who also watches it similarly to you, ros and he's 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:50.840 like he his main assessment this week is like, uh, 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.760 was that what's her name is a drip Aaron? What's 0:08:54.760 --> 0:09:00.400 her name? Genevieza Drip? Jilli Banana's romeo is on Hinge 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.320 and he loves Eli's suitcase. That was my brother's review. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.079 And by the way, he was right on all of it, 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:09.160 right on all of it. Well, the couple, it's Ashley 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.760 I and what's his name Jared? Jared? Well, from what 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.280 I know from watching this show is that against all odds, 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:20.319 they made it happen, so they will be at your show. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:27.240 The world has been against them and through that's right, 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:31.200 they're resilient. That's right. You get it, you get him. 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:36.520 Some clips of Ashley I and Jared's romance here's its fascinating. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.880 And she's first of so, she loved him because she 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.440 was like she loved Disney, and she thought he looked 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.920 like Aladdin, and she wanted to marry him because he 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.040 looked like Aladdin. And at first he was not feeling 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:51.120 it okay, like at all right for a while, for 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:55.480 a long time, years for years and she like was 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:59.839 like sobbing, sobbing, and she was really like the Cinder 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.480 the story of that. Like they really wanted her to 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.120 find love. She was a fun character. We all like 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.880 enjoy and root for her. But she was like locked 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.080 and loaded on this guy who was just like friend 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.120 zoning her. And then and she wrote him a single 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:19.440 space handwritten letter that was like five inches long that 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.280 they like had him read a lot like and he 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.560 was not into it. And then something oh. Then he 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:29.280 went to Australia. He did Bachelor in Paradise, Australia, and 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.800 he had like an epiphany. So she went on Winter Games, 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:37.360 had a romance with seventh Kevin from Canada, and he 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.480 got jealous because she was off with somebody else. He 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.880 got jealous. You want to catch your person seem unavailable 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:47.760 and interested in somebody else. Not And he came back 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.000 and she was like she'd moved on and she'd fallen 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.960 in love this hot Canadian firefighter and he was like 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.280 this was after years of her pursuing him. She's like, okay, 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.720 I love this firefighter and he was like we what, 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.079 And then they proposed, They fell in love. They moved 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.720 to Island. They have a baby. Stop wait, but what 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:14.199 happened to the fireman else? Remember he started hosting Bachelor 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.840 in Paradise, Canada or something, and he did with aster 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:20.440 He got engaged to Asterid from our show. Yeah, and 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:24.960 what Disney Prince did he look like Gaston? He looked. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.520 He's very good looking. He has kind of like longer, 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.240 curlyish hair, like maybe down to like hear or something. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:34.040 It feels like he could be a prince and wicked. Okay, 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.079 he feels like he could be a wicked prince anyway. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:38.760 So that's the thing. It's like, I think that's a 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:42.920 good lesson. Keep happy, happy, busy, busy, make it seem 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:45.080 like there's somebody else you want. If you're really like 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.280 somebody's just not feeling it, then like publicly move on, 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:51.360 put it all over Instagram, move on with somebody else, 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.600 and like get hot photos and just put it on 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:58.720 and there and then the long game. It's like a 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:02.840 five to ten year long game. Also, he went to 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:06.200 Australia and was surrounded by some of the hottest dudes 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.439 like known to mankind, who are all like refrigerator repairman, 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.280 and he like could not compete, Like he was like 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:15.320 shunned kind of and not shunned, but he's definitely like 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.720 he was not the bell of the ball in Bachelor 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.560 Paradise Australia. But I think it's also like a lot 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:25.640 of these people, it's within that world. What is your Instagram? Like? 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.040 You know, market a bill like? I think they're like, 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:32.240 we don't know you. Okay, real quick, can I just 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.200 say if you have tickets to our live show but 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.800 you can no longer attend, please dm me on Instagram 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.920 at selling hosts. I will get your tickets sold to 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.440 someone else, because there are still people looking for tickets 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:47.600 and I've already facilitated in exchange and I would love 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.760 if you can't make it, don't let your tickets go unused. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.800 Let us let us re home them to a happy 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.839 champion who wants to come see the show. We also 0:12:57.960 --> 0:12:59.640 will do this at the end. We also have our 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:03.160 date for San Francisco Sketch Fest that got postponed from 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:04.840 last year, so we will like, you know, you can 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.800 come to that if you can't come to this. Okay, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.800 So let's start with I would like to start with 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:18.000 Genevieve UM and Genevieve and Victoria f and uh Justin 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.600 and then um, Aaron, So let's start with Genevieve, Justin 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:26.040 and Victoria Aaron so too. For the people that don't 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:27.840 watch at home, there's a lot we have a lot 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.320 of listeners Rose that don't actually watch it. Genevieve was 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:35.640 from Clayton season and if she just had some confidence, 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:40.320 like she spins out, she's she freaks out. She's like 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.320 locked and loaded on this guy, Justin, and they had 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:47.000 this like sort of nice first day. She's super insecure, 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.800 and then she's like, Okay, this is gonna be my boyfriend. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.160 Justin's my boyfriend. I hope she doesn't take him. And 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:56.160 then this one of the sexiest villains that we've ever had, 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:00.120 Victoria f comes in and she's like, oh, Justin have 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.880 a date card. Let's go like ride dune buggies and 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.760 like like not may or may not like dry humping 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.640 a sonote which it felt like it didn't happen. And 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:13.360 then meanwhile back at the ranch, uh, um, Genevieve is 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:18.079 just enraged that he's gone on this date. Uh and 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.520 rage spinning out and if he doesn't come back, and 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.400 it's not a hundred percent sure that Genevieve is the 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.360 one that she's literally gonna pack her bags and leave 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.280 and um, and which is exactly what happens. He comes back, 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.880 he's not sure, and then she's like, well, then I'm 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:35.720 out of here, and he gives her it's her birthday. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.920 He gives her a birthday cake and she's like, fuck yeah, 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:43.160 fuck yeah, I'm leaving ah, And then I would never 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.760 do this to you. I would never, And then eventually 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:49.400 they have a rose ceremony. He doesn't pick sexy Victoria, 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.320 which is shocking because it's hard to compete with her 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.480 because she's super hot, and then he does give it 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:57.480 to Genevieve. She's like, fine, I would never do that 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.920 to you. Until it cut to the next day when 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:04.760 mouth Breather from lat Bro from San Diego, Aaron and 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:07.440 his boyfriend James come down, and James seems to have 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.640 gotten the world's largest leg tattoo. And they come down 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:15.080 flexing and preening like hairless peacocks, and they go on 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.720 a double day with her friend am Cheney, and then 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.320 all of a sudden there was like a rumor that 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.960 she'd already cooked up with him, which I believe felt true, 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.240 and then she's like, I love Aaron, that's sort of 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.400 like the general play by play. Would you guys say 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.440 that as accurate? Yeah, you just left out that when 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.960 they went on their double date, they did speed nacho 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:39.960 eating competitions, which without using their hands, one of the 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.040 hottest things you can do on a day. And the 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:47.600 guys danced in the pool in a manner like these 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:51.720 two guys did, like like go go dancing in the 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:56.280 pool together and they the day was pretty fun. I'm 0:15:56.320 --> 0:16:00.160 gonna just let anybody's thoughts available to any any thing 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.280 is open season and then nay, we'll get to nay later. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.400 We'll do the s a portion of this after because 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.240 there's a whole other there's the ib S girl, they 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:12.080 et cetera. So this is Genevieve and Justin Victoria f 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.480 and Aaron. Aaron, fully would you like to start? Yeah, 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:21.160 just real quick. My favorite moment uh with h James 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:24.480 and Aaron, My favorite woman in in I binged all 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.960 three this week hot was when they had they got 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:32.240 a double date card from fucking old Navy face and 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:36.760 from the male male doc Dockers Maile docors Jesse Palmer, 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.360 who was a shitty New York Giants backup quarterback, just 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.960 to remind everybody's the largest face I've ever seen, and 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.880 I hate him. Uh this is He's like, this is 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.720 a double date card for each of you two and 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:53.440 then pause, take a woman on. To be clear, not 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.960 each other. You guys won't go on a double date 0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:00.880 with another couple. Like literally, he posted. Remind then that 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.280 they're supposed to be there, not to hang out with 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:07.400 each other. To take I was that dying. It would 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.880 have been so much more fun if we can just 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.440 let them, let them grow out and then grab you know, 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.639 some other couple that's gonna eventually break up. But it 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:18.879 was just he was like to be you know, just 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.720 make sure you grab women like that was like my favorite, 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.040 my favorite moment of the whole show. I think they 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.440 are They're the only time they come alive is when 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.280 it's just them that they are. They are that they 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.800 have the most chemistry of any couple on that beach. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.199 I want to watch them hang out and not with women. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.040 They are so tickled by each other. When they were 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.359 flexing at each other that moment where they were like 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.040 oh and looking into each other's eyes, I was like, 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:50.040 now that's love. That was love. How did you feel 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.440 about this bromance. Yeah, I would say that's probably the 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.800 deepest connection that I have seen so far on these 0:17:55.840 --> 0:18:01.000 three episodes. Um, I think it's hot. I'm into at 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:07.720 They're actually like their friendship to me because alone, I 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:10.919 don't mind James because he kind of looks like he 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:14.240 used to dress nas back in the day. He would 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:19.960 dress like um, like an old timey nineteen twenties Chicago gangster, 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:23.640 in like spats and didn't he wasn't he in the box. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:25.359 He was the guy that like was in the James 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:28.960 was in the box. James was in the So basically 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.800 when at the Bachelor Mansion, when people get out of 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:34.440 the limo, they have to do like a gimmick. So 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:37.840 like so he got delivered in a box and he 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:39.600 was in like and it was a really hot night. 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:42.679 People were sweating their balls off, and he was wearing 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:45.600 like full spats and a vest with like a watch 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:48.520 and like like like a almost like a bowl. Like 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:51.880 he felt like he was like a bugsy Spiegel, like 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.760 like he could have been Al Capones like right hand man, 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:58.640 but he was like in this like seven piece suit 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:02.880 in a box and nobody opened the box for like 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:06.719 four hours in this living room and nobody opened the box. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:11.000 And now he's got like the shaved sides. He's got 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:15.960 the entire leg tattoo like head to toe, and he 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.320 didn't really move his leg that much when he walked. 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:22.119 It looked like a wooden tattooed. It looked like, um, 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:24.640 it was like the leg lay up like the leg 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:27.439 lamp and Christmas Story, but with tattoos all over it, 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:30.640 the tattoo of another leg on top of the tattoo 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:34.359 of another katie. Did you notice that? I actually did 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.879 notice that myself. No, I noticed that too. I was like, 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:40.520 was he limping? Like I couldn't tell, like there was 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:45.280 like something. Yeah, and the leg tattoo was new for sure. 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:47.560 I was like wondering if maybe some of them were new. 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:50.359 And they were like sore and he couldn't bed his 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:54.239 leg properly. They look sore. It looked like he was like, 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:56.520 let me just get seventeen. But they went in the water, 0:19:56.680 --> 0:20:03.080 right did they? Who knows? Because the sun? Yeah, right, 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:07.240 he should be covered like the water. Like if he 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.760 had just gone a tattoos done and then went to paradise, 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:14.680 it's gonna be miserable. Like how hypocritical. Did you guys 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.960 think Genevieve was for like giving like, did you think 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:22.640 stand her? I literally like, to me, she's like the 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:25.400 ultimate we had to put up with like forty eight 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:28.320 hours of her being like, it's over, I'm gonna pack. 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:30.640 It's over. I'm gonna pack. It's over. I'm gonna pack. 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:32.560 I was like, I want her matched up with like 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:36.080 a huge wave and then she can just flow it 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.919 out to see maybe get you know, paired up with 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:42.560 the creature in the shape of water and away from 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:46.280 a TV camera like I I was about to like 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:50.200 And normally I'm like, I will always cheer for someone 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:54.600 that's like a little off struggling with confidence. I'm like, okay, yeah, 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:57.240 we're we've all been there. But this one was just 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.359 I needed to punt her off the island. She was 0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:02.960 so irritating and I was like, I don't she was 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:06.560 so irritating to me that who's the guy that she like? 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:11.680 The um Justin Justin? I saw his whole season. Never 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:14.160 a fan of Justin, It's on record, not a fan 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:17.720 of his. But there's two comments that by the end 0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:21.040 of Genevieve just brow beating him. I was cheering for 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:24.240 Justine and also what made me change my mind on 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:27.000 Justin's when he said I've got resting bitch face. I 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:28.960 was like, yeah, dee, that's why I don't like him, 0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:32.720 because he seems awful and miserable and like a narcissist. 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:37.200 And I'm like, well after, so now I'm like team Justin, 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:41.560 and now get away from Genevieve because she's gonna she's 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:46.199 gonna ruin someone's life. We talk a lot about on 0:21:46.280 --> 0:21:51.720 this podcast about like, look, everybody gets insecure, you know 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:54.760 what I mean, everybody feels insecure, but don't give other 0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:57.840 people arrows to shoot you with, like like act like 0:21:57.880 --> 0:22:00.760 you're fucking champion. You're all becoming it. Do not. Just 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:03.560 the more you speak about how somebody's gonna leave you, 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:05.960 it's not gonna happen. They're gonna go for the other lady. 0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:08.080 She's gonna come there and do it. He's gonna go 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:10.760 for Victoria, Like of course then it's gonna happen. Just 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:17.600 stop talking Secret. Did you not read that book? The Secret? 0:22:18.520 --> 0:22:21.000 You just gotta you gotta just put like even if 0:22:21.359 --> 0:22:25.600 everyone feels insecure, but just like I bet it takes 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:27.800 her seven hours to get out of bed in the morning, 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:29.800 like the alarm goes off. She's like, I can't do it. 0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:32.600 I can't do it. Everyone. I don't have anything to eat, 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:37.080 I don't have anything to wear. Like I used to 0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:40.680 back in my back in the day, I knew gals 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:42.960 like I'd go get the look we all feel. We 0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:46.240 all get nervous. I get nervous. But like I remember 0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:47.840 going to like pick up a friend to go to 0:22:47.880 --> 0:22:50.679 a party and then they and they were stunning, you know, 0:22:50.720 --> 0:22:52.359 and then they'd be like, no, I can't wear it. 0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:54.720 And then you're like no, no, You're like it's just 0:22:54.760 --> 0:22:57.400 like I can't hang with that. Like, who gives it? 0:22:57.400 --> 0:23:01.520 It's an island, you're getting paid to like fuck a rando, 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:05.520 have a cocktail, rip it up. Were you surprised that 0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:08.879 he didn't give Victoria the rose like she's so hot? 0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:13.919 Were you surprised that they weren't having a connection, Anna, 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:18.080 Katie Aaron r. Jenevieve was the one that she got 0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:20.720 the rose, and then she was like because nothing on 0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:23.520 the islands forever or she like said something like that right, 0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:27.359 or was that somebody else that was Jill? Jill? Jill. 0:23:27.840 --> 0:23:31.000 I'm going to keep both They both need just to 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:34.960 jill out, as Laron calls the phrase, fun sponge like 0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.480