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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. The other day, I was

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Speaker 1: at a restaurant and I got some hair in my food. Bonus,

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Speaker 1: it was delish. It's the Jewel Show. Nobody ever says

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Speaker 1: that if you get hair in your food, you usually

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Speaker 1: you're pretty upset about it. It's time for ridiculous Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: Call us up right now eight eight eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one eight eight eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one ridiculous Internet questions. In today's

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Speaker 1: question is what is your worst restaurant experience? Everybody's had

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Speaker 1: really bad experiences at restaurants, usually having to do with

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Speaker 1: things in the food. Call us up eight eight eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one eight eight eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. What is your

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Speaker 1: worst restaurant experience? Victoria? Do you have one? I try

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Speaker 1: to be very understanding with restaurants because I used to

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Speaker 1: be a server. Okay, that's so like the long wait times.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I understand there's a lot of people when

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Speaker 1: the food takes long. It's understandable. I there a lot

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Speaker 1: of people. But what I do haze when like sometimes

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Speaker 1: like your waiter, Like one time, this one guy literally

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Speaker 1: just stood behind me. My friends like and waited till

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Speaker 1: like we made up our mind what we wanted, but

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Speaker 1: gave us like no time to think about. You know what,

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Speaker 1: when waiters hover over you for you to order, I

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Speaker 1: can't stand that either. I'm like, dude, can you go

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Speaker 1: do something else? You have other tables. I'm sure there's

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Speaker 1: some other things you could be doing right now. Call

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Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three four three one six one.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one o six one. It's ridiculous. Internet

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Speaker 1: questions And what was your worst restaurant experience? Rachel? Hey, Yeah, great,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Rachel? I'm doing great, wonderful. A restaurant manager.

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Speaker 1: I was taking over a start and the manager that

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Speaker 1: I was taking over for was so messy. She would

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Speaker 1: let friar oil puddle. Also the kitchen puddles kitchen friar

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Speaker 1: oil hot or cold like cold didn't clean it up,

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Speaker 1: So you just sit there. Yeah, I would just sit

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Speaker 1: there and people walk around it, and here's um complaining

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Speaker 1: that there were rats, and I was like, that's the

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Speaker 1: reason why. Yes. So when I first was doing stand

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Speaker 1: up comedy, I was at a comedy club every single night. Right,

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Speaker 1: we would always go there and we'd be there until

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Speaker 1: late in the evening, and there was this pita place

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Speaker 1: right on the corner right next to it, and it

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Speaker 1: was the dish, and we would eat there all the time.

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Speaker 1: And also we would stand outside and talk a lot

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Speaker 1: right the comedians until all hours of the night. And

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Speaker 1: we would eat at this place almost every single day

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Speaker 1: for like a year. I had a pia from this place.

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Speaker 1: And then one night, we're just standing around talking, we

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Speaker 1: heard like a little noise in there, and we look

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Speaker 1: over and there was rats on the countertop floor, yes,

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen, and I was like, man, I have

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Speaker 1: eaten who knows how much rats. So I didn't eat

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Speaker 1: there that much anymore. I still ate there because I've

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Speaker 1: also worked in restaurants before, so I like, things don't

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Speaker 1: bother me as much. If I get a hair in

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Speaker 1: my food, it doesn't bother me at all. I just

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Speaker 1: pull it out of my teeth and keep going. That's

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Speaker 1: eight at eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one Benet, what's your

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Speaker 1: worst restaurant experience? So I was at a restaurant not

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Speaker 1: too long ago, and we ordered everything. We had the wings,

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Speaker 1: we had every type of slider we wanted, and then

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I'll start with the

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Speaker 1: Cops salad, the cop salad. You get out here first,

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Speaker 1: and then you know, as everything piles in, I'll move forward.

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Speaker 1: Tell me why I eat everything. And then at the

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Speaker 1: end of the meal, the Cops salad suddenly arrives, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what's the point now, Like, I already ate

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Speaker 1: the sliders, the sushi, the French fries, the wings. I

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Speaker 1: don't want the cop salad anymore. Yeah, And that's describing

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Speaker 1: what you just ate. You need the cops salads. After

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Speaker 1: that call is eight to eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: six one. Text in four one oh six one, what

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Speaker 1: is your worst restaurant experienced? Somebody texted in and said

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Speaker 1: my worst Experiences that I ordered something and the waitress

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Speaker 1: repeated it back to me correctly, and then when she

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Speaker 1: brought it out, the food wasn't what I ordered, which

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Speaker 1: happens from time to time, except she argued with me

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Speaker 1: and wouldn't stop arguing with me about the order and

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Speaker 1: that she had it correct and I was wrong. You know,

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Speaker 1: I've seen servers do that, and I'm like, hey, server,

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Speaker 1: I think the person probably knows what they ordered better

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Speaker 1: than you do. You're taking down the order. You might

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Speaker 1: have got something wrong. Call us eight at eight three,

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. Hey Andrew, what's your

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Speaker 1: worst restaurant experience? Well, just picture this. We're at dinner

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Speaker 1: with your family in a fancy restaurant and your daughter's

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Speaker 1: seventh birthday. You look over and the lady next to

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Speaker 1: you is violently puking up and passing out at the table.

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Speaker 1: Instead of escorting her out, they bring her a garbage

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Speaker 1: can to continue throwing up, like she's on an airplane.

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Speaker 1: And did you guys leave the restaurant or you just

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Speaker 1: keep eating while that was going on? Well, like at

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Speaker 1: that point, you know, we're a thousand bucks in and

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Speaker 1: then the whole restaurant like was like catching on and

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Speaker 1: seeing what this lady was up to, and they finally

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Speaker 1: got her out of there, but the guy came over

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Speaker 1: did actually end up comping our meals, so it was

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Speaker 1: it was still a horrible experience. Did the lady say

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Speaker 1: anything or she just kept puking? Well, I guess apparently

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Speaker 1: this is like, you know, after we found out like

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Speaker 1: she like had had like only like a couple of drinks,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know if she was on something else.

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Speaker 1: But I've never seen. I mean, it's like it's like

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Speaker 1: a bad college party. Oh see. I feel like, if

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Speaker 1: you're the lady puking at that nice restaurant, it's awkward.

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Speaker 1: You probably feel bad. And I feel like she she

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Speaker 1: should have addressed it to make everybody else feel comfortable,

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Speaker 1: like she could have said something. I would have got

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Speaker 1: up and left. Yeah, I wouldn't have. I would have

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Speaker 1: been like, sorry, everybody, Hey, good news though taste twice

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Speaker 1: is good coming back up. And then I would have

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Speaker 1: left because everybody would like, get out here. Then Jebel

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