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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice, it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello to Daniel. Uh Daniel, Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: I'm really not sure how I got transferred to you.

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you in the sales office at Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well I do for you. Okay, Hey, Um, I'm the

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Speaker 1: guy that waters the plants there in your office. Uh okay,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of gonna be a weird conversation. But there's

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Speaker 1: this girl there at your office that's just been giving

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Speaker 1: me that look lately, you know what I mean. I'm sorry, Um,

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Speaker 1: is there something I can I can help you with?

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Speaker 1: Or yeah, there is there is? I think she is.

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Speaker 1: She's pretty sexy. I'll be waking, I'll be walking by

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Speaker 1: going to water some plants, and she'll stop a conversation

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Speaker 1: midway through just to say hi to me and look

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Speaker 1: me up and down. And it's just at that vibe,

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Speaker 1: you know that she just wants to like do it

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Speaker 1: right there, Like I don't. I don't have any idea

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about? Who? Who you're even mentioning? I

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Speaker 1: don't what is this? What are you doing? If you

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Speaker 1: could just put in a good word for me, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. I think her name's I think her name

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Speaker 1: is like Amber or something. Is there an amber you're

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Speaker 1: talking about amber? Yeah? Yeah, is there an Amber there?

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Speaker 1: That's my girlfriend? Oh? Oh, like serious girlfriend. You guys

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Speaker 1: been together for a while. Yeah, she's my serious girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I've been dating for three months. She's my girlfriend. You

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Speaker 1: might want to tell her that because the way she's

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Speaker 1: been looking at me in the office. Okay, that's that's

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Speaker 1: extremely inappropriate. So you need to you need to end

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Speaker 1: this phone call. This is not going to happen. Just

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Speaker 1: stay away. I'll admit at first I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a little inappropriate too, the way she was just like

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Speaker 1: hounding me, staring at me. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: one day finally realized, you know what, she's pretty cute.

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Speaker 1: I'd give to her. Oh my god, this is unbelievable. Really,

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Speaker 1: the plant guy is calling me right now to ask

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Speaker 1: at my girlfriend. This is well, I'm just this is awesome.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, you give me a shot

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Speaker 1: to go out with her. Yeah, she doesn't like I mean,

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Speaker 1: you said you wouldn't like the plant guy. Like, let

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Speaker 1: me ask her out at least because she is definitely

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna go over right now. I'm gonna say, hey, Amber,

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Speaker 1: do you want to bang the plant guy? And we'll

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Speaker 1: see how that goes for you. You know, maybe I'm

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Speaker 1: over stepping my bounds a little bit then, uh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you think can I just ask one personal favor

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Speaker 1: of you and I will leave Amber alone? And oh yeah, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm absolutely I'd love to do your favor anything

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Speaker 1: you want. If you just hear me, just hear me

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Speaker 1: out for a something. Would it be possible to get

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Speaker 1: a picture of her? What? We'll just sure? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: just like on my cell phone, you are, I'm here

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Speaker 1: to stand up dude. Hey for me, this will be

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Speaker 1: the best career advice you get plan stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: We just our fantastic email me a picture of her. Hey,

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Speaker 1: why don't you stick to your Sears catalogs and just

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Speaker 1: stop that way? All right? There you go, by hellove

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Speaker 1: This Daniel, Daniel, This is mister Peterson, your boss. I

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Speaker 1: knew you to send a picture of Amber to me

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Speaker 1: from a press conference we're having about sales things. Absolutely, yep, okay,

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Speaker 1: task you want full funnel, you want to side on,

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Speaker 1: get them to me as soon as possible. Your girl,

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Speaker 1: you're you sound like a girl. That's friend to sound

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Speaker 1: like a boy. Right, your job is in jeopardy and

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to TV show either. Give me those

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Speaker 1: pics on my email box in ten minutes. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'll put in your email by send it to Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jebil at Moving nine to five dot com before

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Speaker 1: CEO Clothes of Business today, Daniel, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm Moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend, your girlfriend Ember set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you're always pranking her. She wanted to get you back.

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Speaker 1: That that voice he is for my boss, mister Peterson.

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Speaker 1: What boy really really strung stuff? That buddy? Oh my dad,

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Speaker 1: you report to my office right now for an open

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Speaker 1: mouth kiss and I mean now up every morning with

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Speaker 1: two point five