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Speaker 1: News folks, Santa Claus, finally Christmas, Christmas time, Oh God,

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. This is Ellis Duran in the morning show.

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Speaker 1: Whoa the Slave just arrived. We all hopped off in

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Speaker 1: our main North Pole studio. Look at that. There's Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: there's Dan Yelle. I mean we have microphones. Find the

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Speaker 1: Froggy microphone. I don't know. I turn it all on.

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Speaker 1: There's Froggy. Yeah, he's not on. Fake it, fax it,

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Speaker 1: fax it. We're Stroggy. Just yell all morning anyway. And

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Speaker 1: there's a producer, Sam Scotty b is here. There's Diamond

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Speaker 1: and her microphone is not working. Scary. It's okay, this

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Speaker 1: one's working. Now I have to switch it off. You

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Speaker 1: have to make a choice between Scottie or Froggy. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: there will be no choice. Now you gotta figure how

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Speaker 1: to make them fight to the death. No, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: And I know Dave Brodie's in the house, and I

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Speaker 1: think Garrett's here somewhere and Straight days whole. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play who would you Call a Home? Hey?

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Speaker 1: My favorite version of slayh Ride ever, it's the one

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Speaker 1: that just keeps on going. It's full of key changes.

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Speaker 1: Can you count the key changes? You know what the

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Speaker 1: key changes? Right? Of course, it's when the song changes key. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go, it's gonna get ready. It's really weird.

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Speaker 1: Five key changes, Ladies and gentlemen in a fade. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Wow, there is a Santa Claus A good

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Speaker 1: old function Christmas miracle just happened right before your ears.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the day. Our first caller of the day

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Speaker 1: is Collette Tello. Collette, how are you doing? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Albert? We just experienced five key changes

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Speaker 1: from the incomparable Andy Williams. That's awesome, I know. And

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Speaker 1: triplets too. Are you a musician? Do you know what

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Speaker 1: triplets are? No? I don't. Okay, Well, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: So Collette has reason to celebrate today, her last day

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Speaker 1: of work for the year. Cotte, you're going to trip

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Speaker 1: to Florida for your birthday tomorrow. It's a great way

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Speaker 1: to kick off your birthday vacation. Good for you, Collette. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is so great. And now to talk to you guys,

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Speaker 1: it is just like it's the best day ever. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We are that icing on the old gingerbread castle, aren't we?

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Speaker 1: We're icing on the gingerbread castle. Collette, you know, it's

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Speaker 1: interesting having a birthday so close to Christmas. I get

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Speaker 1: for some people they don't like it, but yours is

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Speaker 1: just far enough away where you can still be a

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Speaker 1: little dangerous. Yes, absolutely, any questions for the birthday? Girl?

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Speaker 1: Does everybody give you the birthday and Christmas gift at

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Speaker 1: the same time. You know, I've been lucky because my

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Speaker 1: mom and dad were always really good with that when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid. They always tried to keep it separate, so,

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Speaker 1: you know, but I missed out on the birthday parties

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Speaker 1: because everyone had family things going on. And my brother's

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Speaker 1: birthday was in June, so he had great whole parties

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Speaker 1: without type of friends, and I had, you know, my

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Speaker 1: parents and my family. To be honest, we never liked

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Speaker 1: your brother. You were always our favorite. Collette to people

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Speaker 1: who have birthdays in December should get half birthdays as well,

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Speaker 1: because it's crappy you get all your presents at one time,

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Speaker 1: like I want presents the middle of the year. Two

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Speaker 1: you do, all right, let's vote on this. I think

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Speaker 1: that's a very good, very good thing to vote on, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: We'll call it happy birthday, Mary, Christmas, all the happy vacations.

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Speaker 1: Where are you going in Florida. We're going to Vero Beach.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice, I love your beach. All right, have a

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Speaker 1: great time. What do you have for our birthday? Girl?

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Speaker 1: Collette their straight name. Well, it's her birthday, and what birthday?

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't be a birthday without a Panasonic home hif four

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Speaker 1: you guys so much. I'm a very merry Christmas. In

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Speaker 1: a happy New Year you two birthday girl, have fun

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Speaker 1: and Florida. Hold on one second, there you go. Just

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Speaker 1: one life of many that are listening in today. We've

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Speaker 1: got lots to do. We're all in studio. It is

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the three things we need

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Speaker 1: to know. Gandhi, what's going on. It's now up to

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Speaker 1: House Chief of staff. The House voted last night to

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Speaker 1: hold Mark Meadows in contempt of Congress. He defied a

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Speaker 1: he served during President Trump's last year in office. The

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Speaker 1: A little bit of good news. The lights are slowly

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Speaker 1: coming back on in Kentucky from the state's worst tornado.

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Speaker 1: More than seventeen thousand homes and businesses still remain in

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Speaker 1: the dark dough, but that is down from twenty six thousand.

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Speaker 1: In places that were hit hard like Mayfield, power will

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Speaker 1: not be restored until after the holidays. This comes as

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Speaker 1: searchers continue to dig through rubble for one hundred and

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Speaker 1: nine people still missing. The death toll stands at seventy four,

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Speaker 1: Red Cross dot org. We keep saying it. They really

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Speaker 1: need some help. If you can donate, donate. And finally,

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Speaker 1: a new report is pretty bad for Amazon. Their plastic

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Speaker 1: packaging waste jumped by almost a third last year. Ocean

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Speaker 1: estimates that the company generated close to three hundred thousand

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Speaker 1: tons during the pandemic. It thinks about eleven thousand tons

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Speaker 1: of that will likely end up in the ocean. Daniel

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Speaker 1: did a ton of it? Ar sorry. They say that

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Speaker 1: this includes things like air pillows, bubble wrap, and plastic

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Speaker 1: lined envelopes. Amazon says the figures are too high and

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Speaker 1: claims that the report overestimated the weights by three hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: We'll see. I don't know. I've gotten a lot of

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Speaker 1: Amazon stuff and it is full of all that bubble

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Speaker 1: It's terrible. It is I am I the only person

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Speaker 1: I look like a hoarder, which is like a bag

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Speaker 1: of plastic crap. But Mark, Yeah, oh there you go.

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Speaker 1: And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandi. You

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Speaker 1: Elvis stay and in the Morning Show. So here we

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Speaker 1: are gathered again for our annual holiday party day. Um,

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Speaker 1: I already have a special gift to give already to Nate. Nate,

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Speaker 1: I got your favorite homemade granola from Odeon, exactly what

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Speaker 1: I wanted. He love you Odeon Granola. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: It is fantastic. And you're like, oh, so you're giving

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Speaker 1: granola for Christmas. That's such a neat gift. It isn't. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's great though. If you ever tried this granola, it

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Speaker 1: would change your life. It's Spencer, this isn't cheap granola. Now, Roggy,

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Speaker 1: if you had had this, you might not have had

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Speaker 1: an aneurism that they should write that in the package

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Speaker 1: so I said at the bar head lunch at Odeon

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Speaker 1: go get me not one, but two bags of Odeon

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Speaker 1: granola for my buddy Nate, for Daniel. You missed me

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Speaker 1: for the first gift of the day, granola from Odeon

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Speaker 1: for for Nate. Look at that. You know he loves you,

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Speaker 1: don't know what rock you crawled out from under. I

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Speaker 1: like your Christmas sweater, Gandhi, Daniel's wearing her Mary Mary

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Speaker 1: Mary Christmas sweat. Thank you. Let's wearing a black sweater

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Speaker 1: Christmas black, your finance. It's my Christmas black. This is

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Speaker 1: Lisa's here, so we had to go to Macy's. Was shopping. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Wooden Escalator wrote that last night on the nine floors,

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Speaker 1: I have a feeling. I know. It's A and R

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Speaker 1: feeling better. He posted last night that he's feeling better.

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Speaker 1: It was a little bit nerve wracking. He still lost him.

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Speaker 1: We lost him. So Jack is off. He's not going

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Speaker 1: the family. I know what we say is so fun

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Speaker 1: I don't get it, you know, a little slow? Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right? So Jack is off the show? Right what?

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Speaker 1: you guys, you just got it. We have to start

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Speaker 1: using the word out. Jack is out right. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the horoscopes. Producer, Sam, Hi, who are

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Speaker 1: you doing them with Roy? He's like, never in studio?

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Speaker 1: This is so exciting. Why can't you do them with Nate? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I think everyone knows very well. I can't. We all

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Speaker 1: know that. All right. Let's go ahead, move along. Nothing

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Speaker 1: to see here, all right. If you celebrate a birthday today,

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Speaker 1: you're celebrating it with Adam Brody Capricorn. Remember that in

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Speaker 1: It's so inspiring. So if you want to go check

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Speaker 1: him out, I'm going to share his handle on my

418
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Speaker 1: Instagram because it is quite long and it's just really inspiring.

419
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Speaker 1: Maybe if you're one of the you know, nine percent

420
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 1: of our population dealing with a phobia right now, that

421
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Speaker 1: is a genius idea that I think I'm going to

422
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Speaker 1: use to get access to people's dogs. And I'm so scared.

423
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Speaker 1: Let me walk it, help me grow? Yeah? Please? Will

424
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Speaker 1: you follow your journey on your Instagram And if you

425
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Speaker 1: have a story that deserves to be featured, email me

426
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Speaker 1: Sam at elvisbrand dot com, subject line feel good. They're

427
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Speaker 1: saying the most dangerous toy you can give your kids

428
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Speaker 1: for Christmas is a nice No, it's not a toy. Gandhi,

429
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Speaker 1: what years this scooter? I could say that. They're saying

430
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Speaker 1: they they caused over one hundred and ninety thousand injuries

431
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Speaker 1: in the past five years. Wow, are they all ankle chops? Well,

432
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Speaker 1: all sorts of things. I remember when I was a kid,

433
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Speaker 1: lawn darts, But the hell's a lawn dart? Exactly? Okay,

434
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Speaker 1: they don't have them anymore because they were so dangerous.

435
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Speaker 1: And I remember kabangers. That was the biggest thing. Two

436
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Speaker 1: balls together and beat the crapperty your friends. Yeah, I know.

437
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Speaker 1: But back to lawn darts. I mean it's hard to explain.

438
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Speaker 1: Do a google on them. You told them in the

439
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Speaker 1: air and they fall out and they cracked people in

440
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Speaker 1: the skull. God, it was basically you know the darts

441
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Speaker 1: you throw the dartboard. Those except the size of your forearms.

442
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you kidding me? These things existed? Ye

443
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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, we had lots of dude, I'm telling you.

444
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 1: Slipping slide was dangerous. Oh yeah, we still have those.

445
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: They're like all they're all padded and like inflatable. Now

446
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Speaker 1: they're not gonna Oh kids are not going to get

447
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 1: carter that. Back in the day, we in the Bronx

448
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Speaker 1: we just put garbage bags Downyeah, my parents wouldn't buy

449
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Speaker 1: me us. They're like, my dad's like, here's some dawn

450
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Speaker 1: and a garbage bag. Have fun. No water hose. We

451
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Speaker 1: were at the Fountain blue we used what do we

452
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Speaker 1: use lube? We didn't astro glide. Slipping slide one for all,

453
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: there's people still sliding around the earth and now every

454
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Speaker 1: trampoline comes with like the cage. First of all, all

455
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Speaker 1: we would have tried to do is get higher than

456
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Speaker 1: that cage and didn't splat it anyway. Dangerous dangerous. Uh.

457
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Speaker 1: People are asking for already taking shots? Why is it? Yes,

458
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Speaker 1: because we sound like we're having an amazing time. Actually

459
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Speaker 1: we're not. We're not drunk yet, or maybe he's still

460
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Speaker 1: drunk from last night. Not quite sure. No, no, no,

461
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: not doing shots. No, No, we're being very very very

462
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: very good. Good. Uncle Johnny is joining us at lunch today.

463
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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think he's coming to the

464
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Speaker 1: studio though. I think he's going to join us at

465
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Speaker 1: the restaurant. Nice. I just want to let you know

466
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Speaker 1: that we Andrew and Andrew come here. Andrew and I

467
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,479
Speaker 1: had to call around town to see who would let

468
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Speaker 1: us in to have our Christmas party today, and a

469
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Speaker 1: lot of them said yes until they found out who

470
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Speaker 1: we were, and they said no, yeah, no, it was yeah,

471
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Speaker 1: it wasn't great. It's a little bit of a hard road.

472
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Speaker 1: But you know, we did it. We did it, Joe,

473
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Speaker 1: we did it. We did it. So we had to

474
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Speaker 1: buy out a restaurant. But I don't understand find out

475
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Speaker 1: who we were. We don't cause problems. Well have you

476
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: heard the show? I mean, I would also say, look

477
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: at our history, some of the photos we've all uploaded

478
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Speaker 1: from holiday parties saying I'll have a little fun. Restaurants

479
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: come on anyway. So we found one and they're very

480
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Speaker 1: good friends of ours. Thank god they came through. Yes,

481
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a great and great but don't

482
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Speaker 1: try to come in. The doors will be locked. No

483
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Speaker 1: one can leave and no one can enter. It doesn't

484
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Speaker 1: matter what they're charging is you're not paying. I'm gonna

485
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Speaker 1: do the zombie movie. I'm gonna put a broom in

486
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Speaker 1: the doorway this way. I'm I want to see if

487
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: that works. Dude. We're gonna put all sorts of paper

488
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Speaker 1: and stuff over the windows, like like a bird box.

489
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Speaker 1: I have a very important question because Greg t is

490
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Speaker 1: not here anymore to do the butt picture, So who

491
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Speaker 1: is going to do the picture I shaved this morning? Yeah,

492
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Speaker 1: this is why we didn't get invited to restaurants a

493
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Speaker 1: couple of times. So yes, there will there will be fun,

494
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: there will be frivolity, there will be surprises, and uh,

495
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: every year we invite one a new guest who's not

496
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Speaker 1: a member of the acting team, but a very good

497
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Speaker 1: friend of the show. Our friend Kim will be joining

498
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Speaker 1: us today. Kim Kim, Kim Kim. And so it's gonna

499
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Speaker 1: be a great day. I'm excited. Applause. Hey the restaurant

500
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Speaker 1: that was stupid enough to let us in. All right,

501
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: I want to play a game. What do we have.

502
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 1: We need a couple of minutes, I think to get

503
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Speaker 1: that game knocked out. But we have sounds of December.

504
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Speaker 1: Oh can you guess them? Some of them are kind

505
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: of tough. I get a surprise for you. Yeah, I

506
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: have my cups. Oh oh yeah, do you want to

507
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: do the cups? You want to do? Christmas time is here?

508
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: What do it? All? Low? It all out outfits lost

509
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Speaker 1: their mind. Everyone get your cups. We need cups. Go

510
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: get cups. Cups. Okay, now this is this is a

511
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: tradition here at our show. You know these little coffee cups. Yeah,

512
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 1: they sound like the hooves of horses tempo. So when

513
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: you play sleigh ridet it sounds like the hooves of horses.

514
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: I'll start out it sounds like this. Join me, won't you?

515
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: All right? Well, hey, guys, want to go in to

516
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Speaker 1: sleigh ride with me. Come on, horses ring you My

517
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: horse had a stroke. That makes a sound of a

518
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: book sliding. The horses are resting. We're stopping to stoff

519
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: like they had to take a book. All right, we're

520
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: about okay, great, Mike, hang up. No one else is

521
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: doing on this right now right. This is why we

522
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Speaker 1: don't get a blanket plate. I see a stopped by

523
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Speaker 1: coming up amber, bradlight. This isn't spake my was it? Anyway?

524
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: So if you're just turning us on, you're listening to

525
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 1: the sounds of poofs as we take a sleigh ride

526
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: through beautiful snowy New York City. No snow, this is

527
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: a long light. We just run the light. Yeah, you've

528
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: got o key change. I just woke up and realize

529
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Speaker 1: what we're doing. Alright, alright, alright, we got here. We

530
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Speaker 1: just arrived at Macy's time to go still and said,

531
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Speaker 1: oh did you see that name of the little kid

532
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: sitting on Santa's lap? And he was sending sign language

533
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: to his mother saying I'm very uncomfortable. She said, please

534
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: get me off this old man's lap anyway. Okay, so

535
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: we have a game all the way. We don't know

536
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: what it is, but I'm hoping it's holiday festive. Yeah,

537
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: might be, might be anyways, durre not I'm not dan

538
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Speaker 1: in the Morning show. Hey, it's Danielle. Holiday shopping is

539
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: in full swing in this week at Macy's. It's all

540
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: about gifts fifty dollars and under like perfume sets, slippers,

541
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: throw blankets, and air fryers. Macie's really does have you covered.

542
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: At Macy's dot com slash bush list happy shopping in

543
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Speaker 1: the Morning showy, I don't know, you know, behind the

544
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: scenes thing behind the curtain. We are in New York

545
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: and so we don't hear what your station is playing

546
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: as far as the music goes. But here in New

547
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: York we're listening to see one hundred. They got some

548
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: gas music going on. We just played Born This Way

549
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: by Madonna. I'm sorry by Lady Cock, I'm so sorry

550
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: by Lady Gaga. But I'm not even drinking yet. Oh

551
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: my god. But yeah, we're playing some great songs. I

552
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: beg your pardon. Um. Anyway, what a year. You know,

553
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: as we get to the end of the year, this

554
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: is where the lists come out, things that happened over

555
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: the year. Yeah, there's a lot of things that happened

556
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: over there you may have forgotten about. Let's talk about him, yes, please,

557
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: Um when everyone was obsessed with Bridgerton remember that? Oh yeah,

558
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: Danielle was this year. Yeah, I know, it's kind of weird.

559
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: Time is different. That meme of Bernie Sanders at Biden's

560
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: inauguration with the Mittens. He was so bored. Uh, let's

561
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: see framing Britney Spears. Yeah. You know a lot of

562
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: people that documentary came out and a lot of Britney

563
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: fans were against it until they saw it. Then they

564
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: they liked it. It actually kind of propelled her toward freedom.

565
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: Did Did anyone watch wand Division? Yeah? That was huge? Okay,

566
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: can I say it? It was Agatha all along. I

567
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: don't know what that means, but now I'm definitely not

568
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: well do the things is getting her own thing? So

569
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Speaker 1: I think yeah, pretty much? Okay, everyone, Megan Marcole and

570
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,959
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and their bombshell interview with Oprah. Sit down, right,

571
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: Danielle remember telling us about Little nons X's Satan shoes

572
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: and the lawsuit. That's right, he had those who was

573
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: it to suit him? Nike? I wanted a pair of those.

574
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: Didn't he put blood and shoes? Yeah? Blood, yeah, act

575
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: did anyone us? No? I tried, couldn't do it, didn't.

576
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: Did they ship any of them? I don't think so. No,

577
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: the French reunion after a lot of rescheduling, the whole

578
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: drama over the host of Jeopardy. I'm still upset about this. Yeah.

579
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: Celebrities that reveal if they do or do not bathe Yeah,

580
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 1: Oh that was too much. Steve from Blues Clues came

581
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: back to tell us he never forgot it. Yeah, don't

582
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: forget the field of dreams. We played on the field

583
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: of Yes this year that was big. Yeah. Yeah. Is

584
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: that about it? Is that all that happened? Now? No way?

585
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: Other things had to have happened. Tiger King two came out.

586
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: Do we care about that? No? Okay, speaking of Tiger,

587
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: Tiger Woods almost died in a car crash. Yeah, Oh,

588
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: don't forget Froggy. You had a Super Bowl that you enjoyed,

589
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: Tom Brady and the Super Bowl, Yes they did. You know,

590
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: here's the issue, and I know that we're not alone

591
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: in this thinking. Ever since pandemic hit, the concept of

592
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: time and space is just it's altered it's not the same, right, Like,

593
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: for instance, if someone asked me how many years I've

594
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: been married, there's a year missing there. It's it's weird.

595
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: I think we've been married three years, right too, I

596
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: don't know. I think you're at nineteen. Yeah, so twenty

597
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: twenty two, it'll be three. Okay, ye too? Are you

598
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: the same way? I mean, you just don't know what

599
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: time is anymore. The pandemic really messed up all of

600
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: my time. Like I think things happened last year that

601
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: happened two years ago. Just like you said, I have

602
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: no idea. A lot of NFTs got big this year. Humans,

603
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: random civilians started going into space, right. Bitcoin really kicked

604
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: in off and on. Yeah, all the crypto everything. Yeah.

605
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: What about the ship that got stuck in the Shoez

606
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: canal that there was that it was a busy year.

607
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: It's still there. Oh you know why. And someone just

608
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: reminding me on text Off the Grid with Gandhi and

609
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: Andrew and Diamond that was awesome. Traveled across half of

610
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,239
Speaker 1: our country in an RV that was way too big

611
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: for you to be maneuvering, way too big. Wow. Andrew

612
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: and I were out at dinner yesterday having such a

613
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: good time talking about all that stuff and our plans

614
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: for the future. If anyone, let's just go again, am

615
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I not? I don't know, but it was fun. The

616
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: vaccine basically kicked in this this year. I don't know,

617
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: you know, let's yeah, I don't know, yef Nate, Well,

618
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of things that happen to us

619
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Speaker 1: as a group. Okay, I got high and overslept and

620
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: didn't pick you up that day. Remember that? Yes, there

621
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: was that day. Yeah, that's right up there with the

622
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: man going into space. I mean it's the same thing. Yeah,

623
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: got fired for that, didn't he No, that's almost the

624
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Speaker 1: same as the lame apology between Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson.

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00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,959
Speaker 1: Happened this year? Come on, scary what happened? Producer? Sam

626
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Speaker 1: got engaged? Oh I am absolutely, and you didn't. Kevin

627
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: Kanye got the process of getting a divorce. I played

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Speaker 1: a dead body on SVU. Thank you, Texter. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know what do this today? You're going to rack your

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Speaker 1: brain and you'll start thinking about them, and then you'll stop,

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Speaker 1: and then an hour later you go, oh, here's one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of fun. Which clock going on? Are we

633
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: behind a break or something? We are Okay, I don't know.

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00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't know anything anymore. Um, let's get into the

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00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,479
Speaker 1: three things we need to We'll do it. It's not early,

636
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: it's right on time. Scary scary. You know you when

637
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: you for some reason, everything you think is coming out

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00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: of your mouth. It's a stream of consciousness. So we

639
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: hear it. Your volume is it's okay, we're doing We're doing. Okay,

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00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: Broadway reopen. Thank you texture right. Aliens were confirmed this

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00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: year by more sources. At the top of the source ladder,

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00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Nate knew all alone. Froggy recovered nicely from nannurism from

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00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: last year. Right, I did. Wow, Yeah, I feel like

644
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: this could just go and go. There's so much stuff

645
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: I think we forgot happened. We lost Kobe this year.

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00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh god started off the year. Oh that was twenty twenty, Right,

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00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: that was twenty twenty. Yeah, squid Game took over the world.

648
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 1: Red light. Oh god, Davidson banged everyone inside. He really

649
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: did that. I mentioned Tom Brady won the Super Bowl,

650
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Speaker 1: Yes you did. From Gandhi into the three things we

651
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: need to know. Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, who the city of

652
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: Washington see issuing two right wing groups over January's capital attack.

653
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: The Attorney General is claiming that the Proud Boys and

654
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: oath Keepers planned, promoted, and participated in the deadly riot.

655
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Speaker 1: He insists that they caused extensive damage and wants to

656
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: hold them accountable for millions of dollars that were spent

657
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: dispatching officers and of course treating people who were injured.

658
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: One person says, if they end up bankrupting the groups,

659
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Speaker 1: then that is a great day, and that is the goal.

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Speaker 1: Bed I did not pay the bed was that this year? Yeah?

661
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Speaker 1: It was this year, but it wasn't because I didn't.

662
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: I remember it fondly. I remember it clearly, that stupid

663
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Speaker 1: boyfriend of mine. I'm gonna get them. Another deadline is

664
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Speaker 1: here for shipping packages that need to be delivered by Christmas.

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00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: If you are using FedEx, they say Christmas packages being

666
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: sent by ground or FedEx home delivery need to be

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Speaker 1: shipped today. Package is going via two day delivery have

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Speaker 1: until December twenty second. For overnight services, the deadline is

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Speaker 1: December twenty third, and the FedEx same day shipping deadline

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Speaker 1: is the twenty fourth. And finally, how cool would this be.

671
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Speaker 1: Some people enjoyed a really brief moment where they were quadrillionaires,

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00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: at least on paper. It happened yesterday because of a

673
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: problem displaying cryptocurrency quotes online. A lot of people logged

674
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: on and saw how much money do I have? Can

675
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: you imagine I wouldn't try to spend it all immediately?

676
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Cash out? Cash out sites like coin base Global and

677
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: coin marketcap dot com showed a single bitcoin trading at

678
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: almost eight hundred billion dollars. Oh my god, we're just

679
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: a brief moment. The actual price is still pretty high,

680
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 1: nowhere near that. It's forty eight thousand dollars. Apiece dose

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00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: coins value displayed it more than one hundred and ninety

682
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars instead of nineteen cents. So had I

683
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: logged in yesterday and checked any of that, I would

684
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: have had a heart attack. I did not, But for

685
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: just a quick second we had some quadrillionaires. And those

686
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: are your three things. Pretty crazy stuff. Thank you, Gandhi.

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00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: We have a one thousand dollars free money phone tap

688
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: on the way. We're watching everything you text It's fifty

689
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Speaker 1: five a text She and her husband were making out

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Speaker 1: and he had a gastric disturbance, but he wanted to

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Speaker 1: keep going. No text us messaging rates apply. Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird to be in a meme. Yeah, there

694
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: was a meme that came out last week with me

695
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: and like the the Pooh emoji. I forgot which what

696
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: it was for, but whatever, I was like, Oh, that's nice.

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Speaker 1: I'm a part of a poo meme. But then a

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00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: new meme came out the other day and it's me.

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Speaker 1: Camila cabetson this freaking thing. Hold on, hi, Danielle, come in.

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Speaker 1: It's me along with Camila Cabo and Money Exchange are

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Speaker 1: one of our favorite drag performers. We were in a

702
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: slay backstage at jingle Ball two years ago. Yeah anyway, said,

703
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was your part of a meme

704
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: some funny memes. What was the meme you saw about

705
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: the difference between alligator and a crocodile? Oh? The only

706
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: scientific way to tell the difference between an alligator and

707
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: a crocodile as if it says see you later or

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00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: in a while, Hello, okay, um, hey, how come? Bing

709
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: bong is coming back. TikTok. You know Stephen Levine when

710
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: he worked here four years ago, he was being bonging

711
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: way back then. Um, I don't know, and then it

712
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: went away. But now TikTok brought bing Bong back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea why things are the way that

714
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: they are. Daniel Diamond is talking with a mask on

715
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: through window. There's a video right there. Yeah, there's a

716
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: video on Instagram of some man who does like sidewalk

717
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: interviews and he interviewed someone and they just yelled bing bong. Yeah,

718
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: he interviewed him in actually a Coney Island and this

719
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: one guy he thinks the president is not Joe Biden,

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00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: but he said Joe and then the other guy goes

721
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: bing bong. This is funny how bing bong was out

722
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: and then it left us and then bing Bong yeahs back. Yeah,

723
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: we needed it, we needed We need more bing bong

724
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: in our lives. Uh. Froggy So Froggy was supposed to

725
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: go to Jimmy Fallon last night and his plane did

726
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: not arrive in time, and so you missed out on

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00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon? Is it tonight show? Yeah? We did. My

728
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: Buddy was the musical guest on there last night, and

729
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: so he was going to get us in, but at

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00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: three ten he calls me, are you close? I said, dude,

731
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: you told me five o'clock. Nah, man, it's three thirty.

732
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm at the airport. He's like, oh, after

733
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: a while, but yeah, he performed last night on there.

734
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Speaker 1: It was cool. You know who's here for our big,

735
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: our big holiday luncheon today? Coaster Boy Josh came in

736
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: all the way from Cleveland. Josh, come here, Josh. He's yeah.

737
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: Let me tell you he has that extra extra step.

738
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: He's at a higher level of holiday excitement. Hey, Josh,

739
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 1: how are you, buddy. How's it going? Your skin looks beautiful? Yeah, yeah,

740
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: you look good. You look so good good the Hilton

741
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: Garden in Bath. So it's not working for me. I'm

742
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: glad it's working for you. I think you win. The

743
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: prizes are holiday snack. You look thank you, thank you. Yeah.

744
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on right now. You could

745
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: get made fun of. I tell you what's going on.

746
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: We never ever see you, so when we see you,

747
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: we miss we miss you, we miss you. So keep

748
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: it limited. Less is more, Yes, Sporting of Mullet under

749
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: that Beanie. No, I don't know, it's take it off.

750
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: I love your hair, Josh, I don't know when we

751
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: should come up with a calendar, with an old school

752
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: calendar of the hot men of the morning show. We

753
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: get we would get to March for me, Josh, Oh

754
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: my gosh, Garrett, we're done, Garrett and Scotty Weet, we

755
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: get to Apron. Rody, Oh, guys, bro you don't be

756
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: on the calendar. Come on, yes, you would? Body, Why

757
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: is Brody bitching? What if I said let's have a

758
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: hot girl calendar and I went Diamond Gandhi Sam and

759
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: I stopped there, how would you feel? I would say,

760
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: you're right, welcome to Instagram as I welcome because I woke.

761
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: You know, when you wake up and you're still in

762
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: bad and you're halfway between awake and a sleep. He

763
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: start thinking things. I was thinking, how can we piss

764
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: off Brody today? Leave him out of the calendar calendar?

765
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: Can I'll be in the back of Josh's the background

766
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: and Josh's picture just in the background, Well, that would

767
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: be the one people hang up the most. And or Nates,

768
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 1: I just want to be in the background. No, Froggy,

769
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: you get your own month. Hey, all right, well anyway,

770
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: we love seeing you, love you. Wait, remember today, no

771
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,959
Speaker 1: one's allowed to leave the restaurant. It's gonna be locked

772
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 1: with a broomstick. Oh okay, it's a lock in. Oh

773
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: all right, this doesn't sound like a fire hazard at all.

774
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. And Ali Gold is here Indianna, Hi, guys.

775
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: You know what, it's good to see all you guys.

776
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: And I know that as we all get together during

777
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 1: the New York City mask mandate. Yeah that's what I said.

778
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: I said, how do I sit at lunch with my

779
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,919
Speaker 1: mask and I pick it up? I shoved some pasta

780
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: and I put my mask back down. Is that you

781
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: got to figure it out on your own. Um, But

782
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 1: it is great to see everyone the family together again.

783
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: The energy is high. A lot of people in here

784
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: might be as well. And even though you're not in

785
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: the calendar, my family did say how wonderful you looked

786
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: at jingle Ball bing Ball. I was almost a snack

787
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: for Gandhi's lesbian friend at the afterpart. I don't know.

788
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: He thinks she was hitting on him. I think she

789
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: was trying to fight him. So yeah, he was very

790
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: hands when I first met you, I thought you were lesbian. Yeah,

791
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: I think she thought the same. She was incredibly drunk.

792
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: She was in his face, but she told me she

793
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: was threatening him, so I was like, oh, okay, I

794
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: might have been. This is a lot to unpack. As

795
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: they say, we're about to get into your one thousand

796
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: dollars free money phone tap. Yeah. If you're just listening

797
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: in going who are these people? What's going on? Maybe

798
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: you're just maybe new to the show. This is kind

799
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: of how we roll ye and today especially. You know,

800
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: we're all just here without explanation of anything, where it's

801
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: all like behind the scene jokes and things. I don't

802
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: want to do that to you. Anyway. We have a

803
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: great lunch on the What's Kitty? You're talking out loud

804
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: again being bone. Should we get into our free money

805
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: phone tap? Yeah? Let's got any money? You haven't got money?

806
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: A thousand dollars thanks to our friends at masterclass. Who

807
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: wants to talk about masterclass in their latest experience. I

808
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: don't want to hear Gandhi because she says she's going

809
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: to take a uku lele class and it really stopped. Then, Oh,

810
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: Nate called me out the other day, so you don't

811
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: even have a yuku lele. And then what did you

812
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: get a photo of Nate? You got a photo of

813
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: her yuku lele and her keys, and look, the intent

814
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: was there. But I don't feel like you're taking many classes.

815
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: I know you've been too busy, and the master class

816
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: strategy is you get short classes, right, you have time,

817
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: you just need to like turn it on. I do.

818
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: I've honestly been distracted, and I'm very excited to get

819
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: to it. When I have this vacation that's coming up,

820
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: I will be ukuleleing it to death. You guys are

821
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: all getting a song just wait, Yeah, I want a

822
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,959
Speaker 1: little solo action, if you know what I'm saying. Yes, straight.

823
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: The great thing about masterclasses, like I went to school

824
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: for film and video, right, and I had great teachers,

825
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: But you always want to know what the masters in

826
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 1: that field would have to say if they taught a class, right.

827
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: So you have people that are the experts. You have

828
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: like Ken Burns who did all these documentaries. I mean, wow, yeah,

829
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: he does a class and you're like, I wonder how

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Speaker 1: money phone tap at one eight hundred two four two

855
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Speaker 1: zero one hundred. Who does the phone taps? Stay? One

856
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: of our listeners does it all by themselves? Oh, let's

857
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: see what happens, Elan Elvis Duran phone tap. I wish

858
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: we could have more phone taps like this one, a

859
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: phone tap where we just kind of like to fuse

860
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Speaker 1: and run. If a stranger calls someone in phone taps them,

861
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: that's one thing. Yeah, But if you call a friend

862
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: or a family member, they trust you a little more. Therefore,

863
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: you can really really pull the wool over their eyes.

864
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 1: So that's what today's phone taps all about. Yeah, Garrett,

865
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: tell me all about it. Well, I put my feet

866
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: up on the console for this one. So Joanne's phone

867
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: and tapping her husband Jake. The couple just bought a

868
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: brand new house and is having the entire family over

869
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: for their first Christmas in the new house. So Joanne

870
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: decided to call Jake and let him let him know

871
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: that a few more people are coming over for Christmas dinner.

872
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: Let's listen in to today's a phone tap. Here we go, Hey,

873
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: how are you Hey? You're having a good day. Yes,

874
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: so I've got everything organized. It's good, good, good, glad

875
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: to hear that. Um quick question. I mean, I know

876
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: we're having a lot of people over for Christmas, but

877
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to invite a few more people over for dinner.

878
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,

879
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: and we know people good question. Yeah. Yeah, we've got

880
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 1: over the flore honestly, like you try to kiss me off. Honestly,

881
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be eating my Christmas dinner in the basement already.

882
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: I'm not even eating in our new house. Okay, no,

883
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: I don't care who it is. Come down, Okay, I'm down,

884
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: com down. No, no, I'm not calming down, feeling enough

885
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: to worry invited brothers in laws. You vited a really

886
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: uncle's row, soort to check after ass the right people.

887
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm never even hurdle because as I didn't know you

888
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: had a kidding mate. No, I'm not calming down. Nobody

889
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: else roll even want to. He's cutting our house anywhere

890
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: else deep breaths. It's just dinner. It's not just dinner.

891
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: It's our real house. We're still have a nice Christmas

892
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: dinner with my family and your family. Right now, We've

893
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: got three people in my family and eight hundred people

894
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: that are tangentially related to you or maybe not even

895
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: you are being a grinch. Okay, all of your grinch.

896
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: I'm being a grinch. Not even more Terisas were jerk

897
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: being You know what? How about this ropus sign up

898
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: in the yard home for Christmas? Terry Keener and right

899
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: were the oldest people. Just open up the front doors. Oh,

900
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: don't be ridiculous. Next time I'm gonna start calling you scrooge.

901
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: Oh you know who's gonna get this. We just bought

902
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: a house. You want a silvery with us? Family work

903
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: to have a nice Christmas. This is not a nice Christmas.

904
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm stressed out of my aunts about this. People like

905
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: don't know in tracing through the new house. It's the scott.

906
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: I thought this was your favorite holiday. I'm sold you

907
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: already focus So you're doing this on my not favorite holiday.

908
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: I'll just go ahead, hotel and let you do this

909
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: my favor in town room instead of celebrating it with

910
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: your family. No, I want to celebrate. Listen to me,

911
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: We've been through this. I want to celebrate my family.

912
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to celebrate your brothers in laws. I

913
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Speaker 1: don't want to celebrate with your smiley uncle and he's

914
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: twenty five year old. Gate would never mess she's story

915
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: and you should have a cell it with as many

916
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Speaker 1: people as possible. No, let's notice about we had a

917
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Speaker 1: jewel filming a beautiful new house. My parents haven't seen

918
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: our house hit. Your old brother haven't let out there.

919
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: You want to them like your parents too, that's care

920
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: later already, my parents are coming. What are you talking about?

921
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: You didn't say that you wanted them to come. I

922
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: don't want to sell a word the to come. Do

923
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: you remember by my well, we didn't have as this

924
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: is a conversation. I could do that. It's fine. I mean,

925
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: did you hear me? Hold on? Hold on if the listen?

926
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: Did you said thirty people to listens like, didn't even

927
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: include my family? Hold on, I'm gonna okay, I just

928
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: got more plates. It's fine. No, it's not fine. It's

929
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: not fine that you play thirty people inviting as Christmas

930
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: and you don't even run my family. But my gal,

931
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Well, it's fine. What is today under this?

932
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: Thirteen days from now? Listen, there's one more other things?

933
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: Think of those baby, all right, Tiffany. She's a vegetarian

934
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: and it's like she's really stress so she wouldn't eat

935
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: anything if we had the ham on the table. So

936
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna ham her hand the ham on the table?

937
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: Where to hold you work with the ham? Well, I

938
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: was thinking that we wouldn't make a ham in this area,

939
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: that you didn't have to make it. What's a buttons? Oh,

940
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna have Christmas. My, it's with him. It's always thing.

941
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: I coote, I coote water. Christ is about baby jee

942
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:18,439
Speaker 1: and that's all about well, well, hand in my house. Jake, Hey, Jake, Hello,

943
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

944
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: And you just got phone taps. Oh god, I'm gonna

945
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: have a hood attack. Oh my god, I'm so worked

946
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: la Oh my god. And there you go your free

947
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: money phone tap worth a thousand dollars. Let's go talk

948
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: to Kristin. Hello, Kristen, good morning. Well Kristen, what are

949
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: you doing today? Tell me give me the headline. Oh

950
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: my gosh. So I literally had to drive my son

951
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 1: to school this morning because he crashed his bike and

952
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know until this morning. Is he okay? He's

953
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: totally fine, but he messed up the wheel and I

954
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: had to and my pajamas take him to school this morning.

955
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: But I listened to you guys every morning, and I'm

956
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 1: sitting in the driveway and my pajamas redialing, redialing, redialing,

957
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: and I got through the good news. Is it paid off?

958
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: You and your pj's in the driveway, Kristen, you just

959
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: won one thousand dollars much believe it. That can pay

960
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: for that broken bicycle wheel. Yeah, hopefully, I know why.

961
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: You know what you're You're coming from Jacksonville, Froggie's hometown. Yeah,

962
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: he's here, though you don't. We borrowed him from you.

963
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: He's on loan from the city of jackson So we

964
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: got of Jacksonvilles a little smarter today because I'm property

965
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: value way up. Enjoy your thousand dollars. I hope you

966
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: have a very very merry Christmas. Thanks for listening to us.

967
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: Thank you very very much. Thanks guys, have a great day.

968
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: Thank you too. Hold On, don't hang up Diamond, It's

969
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: Kristen online six five. Hey, uh, it's pretty simple, masterclass.

970
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 1: Thanks to them. Christen, just one of a thousand dollars again.

971
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Speaker 1: Learn anything you want to learn and teach a friend

972
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Speaker 1: how to do something from the masters in the best

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Speaker 1: in the best in their fields. And you can simply

974
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976
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Speaker 1: the classes. If you want whatever, you take. Whatever you want,

977
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Speaker 1: you take, and then you get another one for free

978
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Speaker 1: masterclass dot com. Um, should we get into the three

979
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: things we need to know? We haven't done? I'm sorry

980
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: we did that. We did? I get home again if

981
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: you want to Nope, Okay. By the way, little trick.

982
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: You know, we are under a mask mandate here in

983
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: New York City, and I learned that as long as

984
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: you're in the hallways of our building, you must have

985
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: your mask on. Yeah, And they say if you're on

986
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: the show performing, you must you may take your mask off.

987
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: Are we performing? I'll see you dancing? Is it? We

988
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: all have to do that? All all morning? Jazz hands everywhere.

989
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a magic trick. Many What if you're

990
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: in the hallway performing doing what you're just only in studios?

991
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: Are no, no, no, no, in studios, everyone perfore perform?

992
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: All right? Do we have that game Finally, I'm not

993
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: even asking since the beginning of time? Are you ready

994
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: to go? All right? Should we solicit? Okay, guys, do

995
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: we yes or no? Do we have a game? Well,

996
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: we have the game, but we're just very late right now,

997
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: So I mean you could do whatever you want to

998
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: Elvis's okay party. That's what I'm trying to do. Do

999
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: we have? All I'm looking for is a yes or no?

1000
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: And did I ask you yes or no? Questions? Yes? Hello,

1001
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: he did? But you but you ask? And when you ask,

1002
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: then you you bring native to to say no. If

1003
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: you just do what ever hell you want to do that?

1004
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: He can't say anything. I can't do the gameless games Radio.

1005
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm just asking, is the game? Gandhi said, yes, yes, yes,

1006
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: call Now what are we playing? Sounds of December and

1007
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 1: you won't be able to google them? We picked them all,

1008
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: all right? The sounds of December, I know, but December

1009
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: sounds differently depending on where you We'll figure it out.

1010
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: Called diamond now one eight hundred two two zero one hundred?

1011
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: What a day? What a day? Christmas is almost here?

1012
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: What's the this is going on? Here? Alf? It's an elf? Org?

1013
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: Dear care to join us. Well, it has been a

1014
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: long day. Happy holidays from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1015
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: Happy holidays from Elvis Durran in the Morning Show. Oh

1016
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: my heart is full. I'm so excited when all the

1017
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: kids are at the table. I know, it's so nice.

1018
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: Everyone's here to do the show today. We're having our

1019
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: annual holiday the lunchron today. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Froggy's

1020
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: up from Jacksonville brought his wife Lisa. The bad news

1021
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: is after lunch, Lisa and Daniel are going shopping. You're screwed,

1022
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: Brian park. I can't wait. Yeah, me either, can't wait. Hey,

1023
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: by the way, he won't come with us, but I said,

1024
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: that's okay, just leave your credit card. You don't need

1025
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: to come. You know. If I'll tell you what, if

1026
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't drink too much at work at lunch, I'll

1027
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: go with you. Yeah, I'll go if you go. I'm

1028
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: not the priorities just right out. I need to get

1029
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,959
Speaker 1: home and check the dogs and make sure they're okay.

1030
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: I did some research. You can you can suspend your

1031
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: American Express card from the app if you'd like. So

1032
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: if you guys go shopping and you go crazy, card's

1033
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: gonna shut off. Good luck. Let them know you're fun.

1034
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: We should get into this contest. You any music for

1035
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: this one hit one? You want to hear big Daddy's organ? Yeah? Please?

1036
00:56:52,560 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: Have you witnessed my organ granding, don't you? Yeah? It

1037
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: sounds large, it's a Hammond beautiful your organs? Thank you?

1038
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: Stand back. We don't know how big it's gonna get.

1039
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: All right, we should go talk to our friend Brittany. Hey, Britney, Hello,

1040
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: lay So, without doubt Christmas is your favorite holiday? Love Christmas? Yeah,

1041
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: you're celebrating early with your family because your husband needs

1042
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: to travel for work. Yes, we'll be doing that this Saturday. Now,

1043
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: if you have a traveling husband who travels for work

1044
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: during Christmas, are you a clause by chance? No, unfortunately

1045
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: not Britney clause. Hey. Well look, Brittany, we want to

1046
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: give you some money, some monee as they say the

1047
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: impressionist art world. Yes, that's right, all right. So these

1048
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: are the sounds of December. December. Yeah, and keep in

1049
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: mind you could hear waves because if you're in Florida,

1050
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: they have waves in December. I completely left Florida out

1051
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: because in Christmas, at Christmas time in Florida, with the

1052
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: exception of like a couple of songs. Sounds just like

1053
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: the rest of the year. Okay, you're right, sorry Florida.

1054
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:18,919
Speaker 1: All right, so these are worth ten dollars per correct answer? Okay, okay, yeah,

1055
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: here we go, Brittany, the sounds of December. Here is

1056
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: sound number one, Oh, the sound of joy. What are

1057
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: they happy about? What's so great about that December sound?

1058
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: They probably got the new Nintendo or PlayStation. It's the

1059
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: sound of the gift being opened. Yes, there it is?

1060
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, so you're ten dollars up. Here is

1061
00:58:52,440 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: another sound of December. All right? What does that sound

1062
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: from December? Popcorn? Poppy? No, where's the buzzer? That's the

1063
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: sounds of gifts being wrapped. But if you listen closely,

1064
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: it sounds like forest fire as well. Not really, it does.

1065
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: There's still ten dollars up the sounds of December. What

1066
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: about this one thing is I always wanted Christmas to

1067
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: be perfect, and I always looked forward to the holidays,

1068
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: and then I have this incredibly dysfunction family. Yeah, yeah, right,

1069
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: carry is the sound of December? Where's the bell? I

1070
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: hate this thing? Daniel her a horn through the whole.

1071
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 1: That's okay, all right, so you're up twenty dollars. Here

1072
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: we go, Brittany, twenty dollars up. Here's another sound of December.

1073
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: Is the sound of what wind or a blizzard? But

1074
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: not Florida. We understand. Thirty dollars all right. Here's another

1075
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: sound you only hear in December. Uh? Yeah, but who's

1076
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: counting down backwards? Ryan Seacrest? Wow? So Seacrest and Mariah

1077
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: are the sounds of December? All right, So you're forty

1078
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: dollars up right? Perfect? All right, forty dollars. What is

1079
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: this sound from December? That's right at this hill it

1080
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're ount of money and let's keep going.

1081
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: We'll find the money. Here is another sound of December. Yeah,

1082
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: you only hear this during December. What is like the

1083
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: New York City Belle, No, that's a bell choir? O

1084
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: bell choir. I'm sorry. Here we go another sound of December.

1085
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 1: Oh what's that? Yeah? What are we up to? Sixteen sixty? Okay,

1086
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: all right, sixty dollars. Here's the sound of December. A

1087
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: lot of these are happening a tornado. No, that's the

1088
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: sound of a plane taking off. If you name the airport,

1089
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. Okay, that's right. Seventy. I

1090
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: think you could have had any airport and you would

1091
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: have said, that's right. No, it definitely was. JFK. Are

1092
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: you gonna crap on the joke? Daniel? All right, here

1093
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: we go another another And now, Brittany, have you been

1094
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: listening to our show very long? Yeah? My office just

1095
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: moved about forty minutes away, so every morning you get

1096
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: my forty minutes of this happens every year on our show.

1097
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: It's the sound of December. What is this? Can you

1098
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: tell us what sound of December? That is? Um? It

1099
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 1: sounds like the horses in like Times Square, but with

1100
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: Christmas parties us using cardboard coffee cups to mimic the

1101
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 1: sound of horses galloping. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, No,

1102
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: you don't get that one. Yeah, weren't sent seventy. Oh

1103
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: my gosh. Another sound of December, Brittany, Amazon not Amazon? Okay.

1104
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: The door bell rings and people are singing what are

1105
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: those people called? Carols? Not bad the doll like immediately Amazon,

1106
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: I wish my amazone delivery. Guys saying to me, right,

1107
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: all right, let's keep going Britney. You're up at what eighty? Okay?

1108
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: What sound of December is this? Oh? M hmm um

1109
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 1: in hot flesh. Oh, I'll fire a fireplace, fireplace and

1110
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: one point to Danielle, you welcome you. It sounds like

1111
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: someone sucking on a bob. I'm a blubbler. I don't

1112
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: know she's up to. Oh my god. All right, another

1113
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 1: sound of December. If you're from Florida, this does not

1114
01:03:51,440 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: sound familiar to you. Snow good one hundred dollars? What

1115
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: sounds sound? Is this from December? Putting ice or like

1116
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: salt on the ice? No, that is ice skating? You

1117
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: did say ice? Yeahs ice in a glass to make

1118
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: a cocktail. It would not have worked. What about this?

1119
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: Let's stay with the snow theme. What is this? What

1120
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: is that? Can I hear you? Yes? Mm hmm sound

1121
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: of December with snow snowballs? That's a really hard Yeah.

1122
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes we put ice in the middle of snowballs. Absolutely, yes,

1123
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: all right. Finally, what sound from December is this? Single

1124
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: bello sort of you know what you got it? Did it? Congratulations?

1125
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm impressed, thank you? But you know what native course

1126
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: is going to throw a wrench in the works. What

1127
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: do you want to do? N Well, I think that

1128
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,439
Speaker 1: money is fantastic, but we also have a lovely gift

1129
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: for you. Good Yeah, and nothing better than a trip

1130
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: to Walmart to pick up the ultimate gift for your

1131
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: family members and loved ones, a tushy. The Tushy Bidet

1132
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: now available at Walmart just in time for the holidays.

1133
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 1: The Tushi Budet is the gift of the holiday season.

1134
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: Washes your butt with fresh water. It's a way better

1135
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 1: clean than toilet paper. Even reduces your toilet paper used

1136
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: by up to eighty percent. It installs on most toilets

1137
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: in under eight minutes. Yes, I want to meet that

1138
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: weird rogue and toilet it won't fick. So do yourself

1139
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: a favorite, Brittany. Skip the shipping logistics. Visit your local

1140
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: Walmart today and give the gift of a clean bum

1141
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: this holiday season. Thank God for our friends at Tushy

1142
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: and the Tushy Biday. I love it. You can always

1143
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 1: check it out at Walmarts. They're there right now. It's

1144
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 1: my favorite. I hope you have a very merry so much.

1145
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, Brittany. It's a pleasure meeting you. Enjoy your

1146
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: hundred ten dollars and your clean bums. I think twenty

1147
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: she won one hundred and twenty five hundred. I don't

1148
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 1: know figured it out. I gotta shut them off. Hold on,

1149
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: hold on, Brittany, and thank you for playing. That was fun.

1150
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: Thanks for that game. You're welcome Christmas and happy holidays

1151
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: for the very festive Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey,

1152
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: it's Danielle. Holiday shopping is in full swing in this

1153
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 1: week at Macy's. It's all about gifts fifty dollars and

1154
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: under like perfume sets, slippers, throw blankets, and air fryers.

1155
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 1: Macie's really does have you covered at Macy's dot com

1156
01:06:55,400 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: slash bush list, happy shopping. What news folks said acause

1157
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: finally Christmas, Christmas, Christmas time. Oh God, Merry Christmas. This

1158
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: is Elvis to Rain in the Morning Show. Look at

1159
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: that Baylor University. They won their basketball championship. They're a

1160
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,400
Speaker 1: white and beautiful wake up. Thanks for listening today. Congratulations

1161
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 1: to you. We also talked to Jason. Jason is a

1162
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: very important question for us. Hi, Jason, how are you doing?

1163
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: We're doing okay? Well, hold on, let me ask them.

1164
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: Are we doing okay? Yeah? Doing well? Yeah, yea, I

1165
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,960
Speaker 1: took a little vote. We're doing okay, Jason, And so

1166
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 1: what can we do for you? All right? So I

1167
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: have a question. Do you guys have a physical DeLong

1168
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 1: Christmas Giving tree? Yes? You guys? Oh you actually do? Yeah? Yeah,

1169
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we'll pay uh Dianna or Ali somethey? Can

1170
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: we can we take a picture of our video of

1171
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 1: the tree. Jason doesn't believe we have a tree and

1172
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 1: there's gifts under too. Yeah, if you and if you

1173
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 1: watch any of the fifteen minute morning shows, you'll see

1174
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 1: it right behind me the whole time. Yeah, it's the

1175
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: DeLonge the Delongie Tree of Giving. Is that the name

1176
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 1: of the Delongie Giving Tree? You remember that book The

1177
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: Giving Tree? We stole it. I don't remember that name.

1178
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:16,600
Speaker 1: Are you a present? No? I just figured, you know,

1179
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 1: sometimes you guys will run show you're there. I'm sorry.

1180
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes what Sometimes you guys will like run shows and

1181
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: it'll make it sound like you're there, but you're not

1182
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 1: really there. So I figured maybe Gandhi was like pretending

1183
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,760
Speaker 1: to open a present or something, and then it was

1184
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: just not a real tree. No, let me tell you,

1185
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: I get these presents from under the tree. And then

1186
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 1: glitter goes everywhere. It's for sure in my eyes today

1187
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: it's causing me problem. So I have an idea. We're

1188
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: going to video us choosing a gift for you under

1189
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,800
Speaker 1: the tree, and we're gonna open it and we're gonna

1190
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: put the video online so you'll actually see it as

1191
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:56,720
Speaker 1: it's happening. Wow, I'd be amazing. Yeah, this isn't like

1192
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: the prize wheel. That's fake not It was a wheel

1193
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: that we recorded somewhere in the nineteen forties. That is

1194
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: not real tournament sound effect. Do you, Jason, want a

1195
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: box or a bag? Um? I'll take a box? Okay,

1196
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 1: all right, okay, so we're getting video. Deanna's getting video

1197
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: of a box Gandhi has chosen for you under the

1198
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,680
Speaker 1: delongy Tree of Giving, and then I pass it to Nate.

1199
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: We have a process, yes, so that the glitter goes

1200
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 1: all over Nate and not Gandhi. Right, all right? And

1201
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 1: then I opened the box. Yeah? Are you with us? Jason?

1202
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,680
Speaker 1: Oh I'm still here? Is there glitter falling up? Glitter? Hey?

1203
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: Can we request along you glitter in the gift next year?

1204
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 1: The next year or no glitter? No glitter? Glitter? That's

1205
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:50,679
Speaker 1: a big box of glitter comes to glitter. Now here's

1206
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: where the lie happens, right, Okay, hold on, we opened

1207
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: a box and there's a piece of paper. This is

1208
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:59,719
Speaker 1: number ten. Oh yeah, I mean Jason, What could that mean? Jason?

1209
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 1: So then I go to my list and I look

1210
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: for the number ten, and I see, what does Jason Wynn?

1211
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: You gotta Combie all in one espresso when coffee? There?

1212
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: See there you go. So now there's no Gandy pretending

1213
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 1: like she's looking under the tree. She looked under the tree.

1214
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: She got a gift just for you, and because of

1215
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 1: her choice, you just got the Combie All in one

1216
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 1: espresso machine. Fantastic And the part that nobody actually sees

1217
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,879
Speaker 1: and we don't talk about on the airs. Then Scottie

1218
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,960
Speaker 1: b has to go physically get the box, and then

1219
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 1: he bitches all the way down the hallway about how

1220
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 1: heavy it is and how Scottie ships everything. So I

1221
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 1: guess I'll just do everything. Scotty, Why are you so

1222
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 1: bitter during the holidays? What's your problem? Because these things

1223
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 1: are heavy? They are I don't have a cart and

1224
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:52,639
Speaker 1: I just have to carry it down the hall. Oh yeah,

1225
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: you're getting You just got a Scottie being sad on

1226
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,679
Speaker 1: camera as well. You're gonna see all of this online,

1227
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 1: just yes, scary. And then what you don't see is

1228
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: having to go home and explain to his fiance why

1229
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:07,080
Speaker 1: there's glitteral over him? Yeah, every day? Can you record

1230
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 1: that on camera? All right? So there you go, Jason enjoy.

1231
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,560
Speaker 1: You're an incredible gift from Delonggi under the tree, the

1232
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: giving tree. And you know, if you shop on delongi

1233
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,559
Speaker 1: dot com, a portion of the proceeds go to cookies

1234
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 1: for kids cancer. I definitely have to do that. It's

1235
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 1: definitely a cool thing. Jason. What are you doing today?

1236
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 1: What's your headline? I'm actually a personal chef. I have

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Speaker 1: to go do some meal press God number God. I

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Speaker 1: wish we had you over here. Yeah, all right, well Jason,

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas and happy cooking. And you're a Delongie four

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Speaker 1: and one or three and on nuts Pana song All

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Speaker 1: in one. The all in one is on the way.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, sir. There you go. It's true. See,

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Speaker 1: sometimes we lie, sometimes we use props. That was almost exactly.

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Speaker 1: We'll have you all know that. The last box Scottie

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Speaker 1: just brought in, I think he kicked it once he

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Speaker 1: put it down. Get no, he didn't. We wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: Let's go around the room, Gondih. Let's start with you.

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Speaker 1: What's going on in your mind today? Well? Amazon just

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Speaker 1: made my crap list. I'm very upset with them, and

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Speaker 1: it is my own fault, but I'm upset with Amazon.

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Speaker 1: They did the old switcheroo where you think you're getting

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Speaker 1: one thing and then it shows up it's completely different.

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Speaker 1: So for the girls here, I got all of them

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Speaker 1: a planter, but the planter was supposed to have a

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Speaker 1: plant coming out of the top. So it's a face

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Speaker 1: with the plant looking like hair, not like a chia pet.

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Speaker 1: Like much cooler. Yeah, only bald heads with empty skulls

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Speaker 1: showed up. There are no plants, so they look exceptionally creepy.

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Speaker 1: No seeds to plant, no plant in it. All of

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Speaker 1: the girls just opened this and we're like, Oh, you're

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Speaker 1: a weirdo. You bought me an empty head. Thanks a lot,

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Speaker 1: So ladies, I love you. I'll show you the pictures

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Speaker 1: of what it's supposed to be. Everyone loves little Head

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Speaker 1: for Christmas? Think you right? Hey, there you go, Amazon,

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Speaker 1: shame Jim Jane Hey, what's going on? Producer Sam. It's

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Speaker 1: been just over two weeks, and I gotta say to

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Speaker 1: all my ladies, I'm a gentleman with boobs. Everyone stopped

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Speaker 1: wearing a broth. This has been the best two and

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Speaker 1: a half weeks of my life. Wow, it feels so amazing.

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Speaker 1: And the only thing was the mental hurdle. For like

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Speaker 1: two weeks, I was like, are they looking at me?

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Speaker 1: Are they staring at me? Oh my god, my boobs

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Speaker 1: are like seven inches lower than I'm used to them being.

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Speaker 1: And the answer to all of that is, I don't

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Speaker 1: freaking care. Good answer. It's wonderful. The only thing that

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Speaker 1: sucks is what I have to run like. I was

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Speaker 1: running to Nate and I was like holding both of

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Speaker 1: my girls and it just doesn't look the best. But

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Speaker 1: you know, otherwise, this is the best life. Screw bras

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Speaker 1: telling you what being liberated for the holidays. I love it, Mary, Christmas,

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Speaker 1: everybody one, I'm gonna hang some balls on them, please

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Speaker 1: do hey, maybe some light. What's up with you today? Froggy.

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Speaker 1: I would like to say, screw you two, especially Danielle,

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Speaker 1: and especially you, Elvis and everybody else who ever made

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Speaker 1: fun of me for that one time the TV fell

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Speaker 1: off the wall. I want you to know that TV

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Speaker 1: that you you anchored on the wall that fell came

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Speaker 1: crashing down. Yeah. Can I finish? Yeah? Thanks. Last Saturday,

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Speaker 1: I hung a mirror on the wall in my house.

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Speaker 1: The mirror waste one hundred and twenty five pounds. It's

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Speaker 1: the heaviest mirror known demand. It's still there. Nice, it's

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Speaker 1: still there. It's fine. I just looked on the camera.

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Speaker 1: It's still hanging there. And I'm very proud of my

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Speaker 1: mirror hanging on the wall. Well, the good news is

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Speaker 1: the mirror still there. Is the camera fell though, No,

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Speaker 1: it's still hanging. I was able to do this. I

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Speaker 1: pulled it off. I did do a lot of youtubing

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Speaker 1: and searching, and my dad didn't help me. But it's done,

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Speaker 1: it's hanging, it's there, and so I'm vindicated. I do

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Okay, I'm sorry. Will you tell

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Speaker 1: us when it falls off the wall? Oh? Absolutely? Because

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Speaker 1: I positioned the camera just to be there so in

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Speaker 1: case it does fall, I get it on camera because

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Speaker 1: I want to see from this happens. Scary stuff. Hey's scary?

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Speaker 1: What's on your mind? I have developed the strongest calf muscles,

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Speaker 1: because in my entire career, I've been standing up every

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Speaker 1: morning for four hours while Elvis was next to me. Right.

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Speaker 1: For the past year and a half, I've been sitting

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Speaker 1: down where Elvis sits to run the board when he's

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Speaker 1: not here. Elvis, you're sitting in your spout today and

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Speaker 1: I'm standing up. I gotta tell you, two hours into

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Speaker 1: the show, I can't do it anymore. Back to the gym's.

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Speaker 1: Do you think crazy? All of a sudden my camps forgot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: whole teams years of me standing four hours. You know

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Speaker 1: you've got big cats. They'll never forget. Did you know

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Speaker 1: that the appearance of calf muscles, you really can't work

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Speaker 1: to get them. They're genetic. The strength is different, but

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Speaker 1: the actual calf is genetic. Yeah, you got this from

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Speaker 1: your mom. Yeah, I got it from my mama. All

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Speaker 1: I can tell you is, all right, we'll sit down

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Speaker 1: on the floor. Chris Cross, Apple Sauce. What's up with

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Speaker 1: you today? Danielle? So? I don't know is this ironic

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Speaker 1: or not? I don't know. I always forget the real

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Speaker 1: definition of the irony. But yesterday I almost got sideswiped

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Speaker 1: by an Amazon truck. Scott evens with me, and I

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Speaker 1: always just like, oh, that would have been interesting. How

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Speaker 1: funny would that have been? The high die from an

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Speaker 1: Amazon truck of all whole things? So is that irony?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if it is. Isn't

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Speaker 1: it ironic? Don't you think? Don't you think? Nate? What's

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Speaker 1: up with you? Okay? So let's see. You go to

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Speaker 1: your closet. You put on a shirt you haven't put

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Speaker 1: on in a while, and it is a little tight.

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Speaker 1: You keep wearing it or do you change? Just unbutton

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Speaker 1: it doesn't make it happy. That's what I did. I

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Speaker 1: just unbuttoned it because look at this shirt now, was

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Speaker 1: like my son's shirt. I know. I think it's shrank.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I put on weight. I think the shirt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: blame the hot water. You look good? No, I look,

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Speaker 1: I can't zip the sweater. She stop? Oh god, you're

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Speaker 1: talking about your breasts, Sam, Big Daddy's puppies are ever

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Speaker 1: imprisoned them? Let them flapping the winness. Remember running late

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Speaker 1: because I'm going to talk about this song thing that's

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Speaker 1: going on on our station that's driving me a little crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're pretty late. But do what you want.

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Speaker 1: So as you know, he was gonna. You know, we

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Speaker 1: have this thing I heart, we love. I heart our

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Speaker 1: parent company, our we we love them. They take such

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Speaker 1: good care of us and always look out for us,

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Speaker 1: and they give us the tools to win. But they

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Speaker 1: do this thing that drives me. They edit words out

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Speaker 1: of songs that don't need to be edited out of

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01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 1: some of them do. I'll give them that, okay, But

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Speaker 1: we played a song this morning. They edited the word

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Speaker 1: hell out of it. Which song wasn't well, we don't know,

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Speaker 1: because the Z one hundred stream, whoever's listening to Z

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Speaker 1: one hundred stream, we played a song and it had

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Speaker 1: the word hell unnecessarily beeped out of it. But then

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Speaker 1: we played Gives You Hell by the whole American region. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we didn't edit that out at all. They say

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Speaker 1: the word hell like fifty five times and they give

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Speaker 1: you and someone's in a text like, why are you

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01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:55,240
Speaker 1: playing give you Hell? After the song you play the

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Speaker 1: head the word hell edit it out. We don't know,

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Speaker 1: because some weird we have no consistency. I like that

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Speaker 1: for us, and if we took hell out of that song,

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Speaker 1: we wouldn't have a song to play right the whole song,

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be giving you anything so strange anyway. So

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Speaker 1: we're going to try to work on that. I think

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Speaker 1: we should as maybe the only New Year's resolution should

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Speaker 1: be getting iHeart to stop editing so many words out

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Speaker 1: of lyrics, the ones that legally we have to take it.

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Speaker 1: I get, but hell, I think we're okay there. Apparently

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Speaker 1: we live in hell every day. Stop it? Oh God.

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Speaker 1: And so this song by Gail A B C D

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Speaker 1: E FU. They they renamed it ABCD forget you or something.

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Speaker 1: Well no, but they the lyrics are like something forget

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Speaker 1: So we said, no, no, we're gonna play ABC D

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Speaker 1: E FU, but they well't. You can play the song

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Speaker 1: and most of the lyrics, but you can't say A

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Speaker 1: B C D E F you when you're announcing the song.

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Speaker 1: You can just say ABC. We will not be doing

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Speaker 1: that the ABC saw. Yeah. So, in other words, we

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Speaker 1: have we have a lot of work to do in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. God be with us. The radio editive

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Speaker 1: whop is my favorite thing, not anymore. There's no way

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Speaker 1: to get around that, substituted words with words that are

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Speaker 1: just as bad. I don't know a J R is

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Speaker 1: on with us later without Jay. Jack is off today,

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Speaker 1: but A and R will be here. And they really

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Speaker 1: killed it on our Madison Squares Garden stage the night

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Speaker 1: at Ze one hundred jingle Ball in New York, and

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Speaker 1: you can watch that tonight on the CW. We polished

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Speaker 1: up that show and you're going to see what we

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Speaker 1: saw at the garden last Friday. It's on the CW tonight.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you watch it. Into the Three Things We

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Speaker 1: Need to Know, Gandhi, What's going on? Climate activists held

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Speaker 1: of Congressman Jim McGovern, demanding that the US Army Corps

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Speaker 1: it is, Jeff Steph Curry. Yeah, and it was so

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Speaker 1: nice that he got cheers even though he wasn't at

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Speaker 1: his home stadium. Up he set that record last night

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Speaker 1: when the Golden State Warriors beat the Knicks one oh

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, okay, calm down. We can get

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Speaker 1: this together. Now. I think we pushed the button that

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Speaker 1: makes the whole world play commercials. Oh, I do believe.

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Speaker 1: How do we find out? Can you look at your

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Speaker 1: log frog? You can by the way you're hearing it

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Speaker 1: a good old fashioned crystal smelt. Now. My favorite part

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Speaker 1: was scary going we caught it? I know it starts again. No,

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Speaker 1: we didn't. There's no catching. Garrett is the only person

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Speaker 1: who realized we were back on the air. Just to

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Speaker 1: let you know. I know we're on Z one hundred.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where else we're I think that's it.

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01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,559
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm looking right now. It's loading. Okay, well,

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01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,559
Speaker 1: let's talking a little more. This is how slow it loads.

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01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:27,679
Speaker 1: There you go. So what happens is if I push

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01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 1: this red button over here, all the stations go to

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01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 1: local commercials and it cuts us off and so that's

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01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 1: what they're So this is we're exclusively on Z one

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Speaker 1: hundred right now, what do you mean, Oh god, well,

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01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 1: can people text us if they can hear us on

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01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,320
Speaker 1: other stations, they can't text us if they can't hear us.

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01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:47,040
Speaker 1: Say if you can, if you hear us, and then

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01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 1: you're not on ZE one hundred, texts us, so we

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01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:52,280
Speaker 1: know who you are. We're pretty sure we're off. No, no,

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01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 1: we're it's gone everywhere gone, let it well, okay, okay,

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01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:01,720
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Then that turns on. My microphone is

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01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,000
Speaker 1: right next to the red button. Look, that's right here.

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01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,800
Speaker 1: No that Let me take a picture and post that

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01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 1: so you can know what I'm talking about. I can

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01:23:08,479 --> 01:23:10,560
Speaker 1: bring us back in Jacksonville if you would like me. No, no, no, no,

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01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,879
Speaker 1: we're just let it go. Okay, So now what happens.

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01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,320
Speaker 1: We have to wait for the commercials to play and

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01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:17,679
Speaker 1: then we come back. Right, but we're just talking about

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01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 1: New York stof we're seven minutes, seven and a half minutes.

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01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:22,599
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna be at Bryant Park today, you'll

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01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:26,000
Speaker 1: see uh Froggy's wife, Lisa and Daniel shopping. Yeah, they'll

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01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:28,120
Speaker 1: be the ones with their credit card networking. Hey, I

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01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:30,720
Speaker 1: remember when the Bryant Park was a Christmas village? Is

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01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 1: that what they call village? Yeah? I remember when it

1470
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,799
Speaker 1: was like four shacks that sold like really bad jewelry.

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01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: Now it's like a million shopping places. We have our

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01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 1: favorites that we go bad to, Like there's this little

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01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,880
Speaker 1: Day of the Dead little one that's so cuss got

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01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,800
Speaker 1: such good stuff, and there's different Like we have our

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01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 1: favorites that we go back to every year. Oh night,

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01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 1: Lucky Froggy, Lucky Sheldon. Hey, why is thereyone freaking out?

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01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:56,679
Speaker 1: We know, we know where we are. When the radio

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01:23:56,760 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 1: stations rejoin, they'll just hear us talking. Okay, I'll let

1479
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 1: you know when that is. Why is everyone freaking a

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01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:04,720
Speaker 1: half in two and a half minutes? No, we have

1481
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:09,439
Speaker 1: like six and a half minutes, guys, guys, calm down.

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01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:12,280
Speaker 1: I love the amount of cooks in the kitchen and

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01:24:12,439 --> 01:24:15,360
Speaker 1: we all made mistakes. This is great. It was just

1484
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:19,960
Speaker 1: like everyone freaks out. Spencer's listening. He goes, Mom, something

1485
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 1: weird's going on with your show right now? Sam's feel

1486
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 1: good music was playing over your commercials. I don't know

1487
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:31,120
Speaker 1: what's happening. You know, here's the bottom line is who cares?

1488
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:37,519
Speaker 1: It's like, what, n what condescending thing you're gonna say.

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01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything condescending. Yes you are. I

1490
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:42,800
Speaker 1: think we're all good. Well we're on in New York.

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01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:45,280
Speaker 1: Let's talk about what happened at the garden last night?

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01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,800
Speaker 1: You know, I mean the Knicks with the Golden State

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01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:52,880
Speaker 1: Warriors and Steph. Steph was in town and he scored

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01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,080
Speaker 1: all this point What what, Garrett, what do you want

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01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,400
Speaker 1: to say? No? He be He became the all time

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01:24:57,479 --> 01:25:00,559
Speaker 1: leader of three point pointers made at MA Square Garden

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01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:03,160
Speaker 1: last night in general in the NBA, and so Knicks

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01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,439
Speaker 1: fans were standing up and clapping for it. That's classy.

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01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,880
Speaker 1: I was too. It was a little hard watching like

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Speaker 1: Spike Lee, who is the biggest nick fan possible, like

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01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,519
Speaker 1: stopped down. He was literally laying in the middle of

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01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,519
Speaker 1: the court and taking pictures of Stephan Curry. I mean

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01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,040
Speaker 1: as a fan. Like there's a line. Didn't they nick

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01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:20,080
Speaker 1: him out once for like getting the waking out on

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01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 1: the court. Yeah, he was trying to get into to

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01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:24,880
Speaker 1: kill a mocking bird, and they told him not to

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01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 1: use the entrance he uses every day at the garden,

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01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 1: so that there's a little issue, and I get, well,

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01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,640
Speaker 1: hold on, what does it? What does that mean? What?

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01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:33,720
Speaker 1: That's a different time. He got in trouble. He once

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01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,920
Speaker 1: stepped on the court and he got He's always in trouble,

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01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:40,280
Speaker 1: right if you and I did that, did kick us out? Yeah?

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01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:43,040
Speaker 1: What guys, I get that. You know, you know if

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01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:45,040
Speaker 1: you're not a fan of his team. But it's a

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01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:49,040
Speaker 1: respect factor. He did something amazing and he deserves the

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01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:52,920
Speaker 1: recognition and the applause. It is classy. I mean earlier

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01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,640
Speaker 1: this year, Tom Brady broke the yardage record in New

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01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 1: England playing again, played for the Buccaneers in New England

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01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,759
Speaker 1: at the stadium. But he cares about and they stopped

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01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:03,280
Speaker 1: the game and the New England and the New England

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01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:05,840
Speaker 1: fans platform and we're very kind. I'm sorry, Gondy. What

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01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:08,280
Speaker 1: was that? Nobody cares about Tom Brady saying louder because

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01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,080
Speaker 1: no one can hear you. Nobody cares about Tom Brady.

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01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:13,320
Speaker 1: That's not true. Elvius likes Tom Brady. Now, I just

1525
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 1: want to hear you screaming. Oh, by the way, okay,

1526
01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:18,880
Speaker 1: so we're still in a meltdown crisis mode. According to

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01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 1: everyone here, there's a lot of running around. Yeah, a

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01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:25,040
Speaker 1: lot of running around. People are pointing at clock. Hey,

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01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:27,559
Speaker 1: get Jeff in here, Hey, Jeff the engineer, come here,

1530
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:32,400
Speaker 1: tell everyone what happens. Yeah, come here, Jeff. Oh, Merry Christmas,

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01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:35,560
Speaker 1: my favorite, my favorite. I love my Jeff, Jeff. What

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01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:38,200
Speaker 1: is going on? I'm making sure Scary knows what to

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01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:41,679
Speaker 1: hit so that in three minutes, in fifty seven seconds,

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01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,280
Speaker 1: all the rest of the network rejoins you. When Scary

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01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:45,920
Speaker 1: asked you what he should hit. Why are you pointing

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01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:49,880
Speaker 1: at me, I'm pointing at the guy to hit the

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01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:53,240
Speaker 1: wrong button to begin with, I hit the right button

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01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:56,040
Speaker 1: at the wrong time, So fair enough. I just I

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01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:58,280
Speaker 1: just took the song out and Jackson Ball should put

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01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,720
Speaker 1: that back in, so we right time. Okay, let me

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01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,280
Speaker 1: get back, and we only have one market. They need

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01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:04,120
Speaker 1: to be on with the rest of the country. Yeah,

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01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:06,200
Speaker 1: you're what you're listening to is the rest of the

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01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 1: country is listening to commercials and a song Z one hundred.

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01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:14,120
Speaker 1: It's just us. Someone is who's between New York and Philly.

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01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:16,040
Speaker 1: They're going back and forth between ZE one hundred and

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Speaker 1: Q one two. They're yep, Q one on two commercials. Yep,

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01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,519
Speaker 1: and I told you, didn't. I tell you in the

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01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:24,280
Speaker 1: very beginning that's what happened, and Scary didn't believe me. Yeah, no, no,

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01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,400
Speaker 1: we caught it. Oh you didn't. That was my favorite.

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01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,960
Speaker 1: We got it? No, we absolutely did not. And then

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01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:33,439
Speaker 1: one second after you said we caught it, something else

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01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:36,360
Speaker 1: started playing again. You literally said, I hit the button.

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01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to hit. But Scars like, no, I'm

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01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:41,920
Speaker 1: pretty sure he hit the button. We're all good. So

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01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,479
Speaker 1: does this mean I can eat my cereal? Room? You know,

1557
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:45,880
Speaker 1: whatever you want? Excellent, do whatever you want. I was

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01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,920
Speaker 1: trying to open up the Peppermint Bark, but it's really loud,

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01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,960
Speaker 1: and I have a question. Why is candy in the

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01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 1: loudest packaging ever? Oh wait, you're in the movie theater

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01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,679
Speaker 1: and you're trying to open something you always it's so last,

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01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:57,599
Speaker 1: it's so ridiculous. I had an elviest moment last night.

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01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,680
Speaker 1: We were in a cab at Lisa and Night and

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01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:00,080
Speaker 1: she had a paper bag in her hand, and I

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01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,439
Speaker 1: was trying to understand the cab driver and he had

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01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:04,120
Speaker 1: a mask on and I did as well, and so

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01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear him and Right as I go to

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01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 1: ask him a question, Lisa brushes against a paper bag

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01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:14,960
Speaker 1: and I literally sometimes I'm just not nice. I'm sorry

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01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 1: I smacked the paper bag. I'm like, would you stop?

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01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:21,800
Speaker 1: I can't hear. She's like, why are you so mean?

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01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm trying to talk to this guy and

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01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:27,519
Speaker 1: you hit the world's loudest paper bag, Like, just sit still, stop? Hi,

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01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,840
Speaker 1: no one died. Okay, are getting ready? Okay, okay, hold on,

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01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:35,240
Speaker 1: We're getting ready. Why are you poking me? Don't poke me?

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01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:39,720
Speaker 1: He's my favorite because everything goes to craps like poking me.

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01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: Three seconds left on the big timer. I'm gonna press

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01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:47,280
Speaker 1: a button and then we're gonna rejoin everything that's a

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01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:50,160
Speaker 1: minute and fifty seconds away. I know. Why are you

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01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:55,360
Speaker 1: poking me? Now? It's weird? Is he? I felt him

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01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:57,200
Speaker 1: poke me. I look around and his hands are behind

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01:28:57,240 --> 01:29:02,639
Speaker 1: his back. Was a small poke. These moments are great, though,

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01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:05,559
Speaker 1: because you see who remains calm and who loses their

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01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:08,439
Speaker 1: freaking minds. I could never be in an emergency situation

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01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,479
Speaker 1: with scary Oh, I'm so glad you want to shove

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01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,600
Speaker 1: me into the wall again. I started to take my

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01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,439
Speaker 1: phone out and start recording, but I knew people would

1588
01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:17,599
Speaker 1: be upset if you're just turning us on. Yeah, you're

1589
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,960
Speaker 1: hearing the meltdown of our show. Everything's breaking. We are

1590
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:25,360
Speaker 1: having our big holiday luncheon today. We bought out a

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01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:27,519
Speaker 1: restaurant because we didn't want to embarrass ourselves in front

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01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:30,840
Speaker 1: of total strangers. We're doing that for legal reasons. Yeah,

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01:29:31,360 --> 01:29:33,160
Speaker 1: I have more details on you. Guys said that you

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01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:34,880
Speaker 1: tried to get into other restaurants and they would not

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01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:36,479
Speaker 1: allow us once you told him it was our show.

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01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:40,560
Speaker 1: They thought they know us, and we are sometimes inappropriate

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01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:45,200
Speaker 1: when we start drinking at lunchtime, and so I don't

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01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:49,320
Speaker 1: know us inappropriate. Yes, besides, that restaurant couldn't let us in.

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01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 1: They never be able to get enough McNuggets. Leave it

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01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 1: at that. Okay, see what you did there, Burglar gonna

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01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:05,599
Speaker 1: aramic cheese. So anyway, so yeah, okay, we're thirty seconds. Okay,

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01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,560
Speaker 1: here's the things you're you're listening to us on Z

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01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,479
Speaker 1: one hundred. No one else can hear us except for

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01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:12,920
Speaker 1: you here in our hometown. So in a second, in

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01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:15,080
Speaker 1: about twenty seconds, we're going to merge with the rest

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01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,080
Speaker 1: of the country and the rest of the world, pretend

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01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:20,439
Speaker 1: like nothing happened. Nothing, just our little secret. But before

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01:30:20,479 --> 01:30:21,680
Speaker 1: we go back, I just want to let you know

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01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:23,920
Speaker 1: that our love and devotions always with Z one hundred

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Speaker 1: and our listeners. Yes. Yeah. When we come back, act

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01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:32,120
Speaker 1: as if nothing happened, like yeah, three two one, Okay,

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01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:39,640
Speaker 1: back to reality by Hey, what's going on here? We

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01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:43,559
Speaker 1: are doing a show for the whole world? Yeah? Hey,

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01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:45,320
Speaker 1: sorry if you uh, if we were in the middle

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01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:47,760
Speaker 1: of a sentence earlier than we broke for commercials, we

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01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:51,000
Speaker 1: had a little technical difficulty called my finger. Yeah, but

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01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:54,599
Speaker 1: we know ahead of time with commercials. Yes, yeah, we are. Yes,

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01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 1: it's another good old fashioned Christmas miracle. Okay, what was that?

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01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:01,840
Speaker 1: Scotty be Well? I said the rest of the country

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01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:04,320
Speaker 1: is ahead of commercials, but I'm not. No one knows

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01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,880
Speaker 1: that there's a difference between where we are and there

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01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,280
Speaker 1: where they are thinking. Be cool, guys, jee, We've got

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01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:11,720
Speaker 1: a long, long break. We can talk about whatever we

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01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,080
Speaker 1: want here, all right, what do you want thing in

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01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,360
Speaker 1: the world? How about sound with Garrett? Yet, let's go

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01:31:16,439 --> 01:31:18,160
Speaker 1: to the tip at the table with Garrett. Garrett, what's

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01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:20,479
Speaker 1: going on? All right? Let's start with this little cute

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01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,240
Speaker 1: kidd he's enjoying a candy cane, but he doesn't call

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01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:26,639
Speaker 1: it a candy candy, calls it something else, and later

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01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:37,720
Speaker 1: it a sticky hooker. It's called a candy cane. I

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01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,479
Speaker 1: can see how you can call them a sticky hooker.

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01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:41,600
Speaker 1: Called you that in high school? Right? They still do?

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01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,479
Speaker 1: They still do, all right? So Kim Kardashian, we know

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01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:47,360
Speaker 1: she does things big and sometimes a little over the top.

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01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:50,120
Speaker 1: She does this for her children. Every day. She hires

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Speaker 1: a pianist to come in and play piano for them

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01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:59,280
Speaker 1: as they wake up. Oh my god, every day. That's

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01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:04,600
Speaker 1: what the article says. Money, really, wait much money to

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01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:08,120
Speaker 1: set them up for failure. It's kind of nice, though,

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01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:12,280
Speaker 1: I would love to be awakened by a big pianist.

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01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:17,200
Speaker 1: Imagine the first time that horrific iPhone siren alarm goes off.

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01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:20,599
Speaker 1: They don't have heart attacks? God, what is that? All right?

1643
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:22,880
Speaker 1: So this mom can't figure out Alexa, just like many

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Speaker 1: moms out there, Alexa c W network. Please, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: find c W network. Well, where can I watch the Waltons?

1646
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:45,600
Speaker 1: Here's what I found. No, that's cartoons, that's SpongeBob. I

1647
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:55,840
Speaker 1: don't want cartoons. Just watch SpongeBob. All right, So we're

1648
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:59,720
Speaker 1: gonna play a game. So these animals were getting fed

1649
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:03,280
Speaker 1: some milk and they're upset that the milk has ran

1650
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:05,920
Speaker 1: out and they want more. So try to get the

1651
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:16,400
Speaker 1: animal go to gandhi. Do you want to take a guess?

1652
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:22,719
Speaker 1: Could be in your wheelhouse? Amphibian sounds bird like, we'll

1653
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:27,800
Speaker 1: go baby rhinos. Those are baby rhys. Okay, so baby

1654
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:30,639
Speaker 1: rhinos who couldn't get more milk. It's very upset. They're

1655
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:34,240
Speaker 1: very upset. Now this next animal is oxygenating their food. Okay,

1656
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:37,080
Speaker 1: who's this? What animal is this? Um? How do you

1657
01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:41,479
Speaker 1: feel about five minutes? Five? It's scary eating on the phone?

1658
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:46,120
Speaker 1: How do you feel about making um? Break one? Five minutes?

1659
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:49,840
Speaker 1: I need to do my ten kts there? Oh yeah

1660
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:55,880
Speaker 1: there's frog. Yeah, okay, I need that must I can

1661
01:33:56,000 --> 01:34:02,000
Speaker 1: make um. I could make break seven. What were you eating?

1662
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:08,920
Speaker 1: I was having Somebody brought a let m hm. I

1663
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:13,040
Speaker 1: can do that. Were you hungry for rito milk? What

1664
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,920
Speaker 1: the worst part of that clip is what that I

1665
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:17,280
Speaker 1: did never even reacted. You didn't. I didn't even go

1666
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,280
Speaker 1: like scary stop eating like I was so used to

1667
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:22,599
Speaker 1: at that point. I'm just like he's a breakfast. All right, Garrett,

1668
01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:24,439
Speaker 1: thank you. We'll see you at the holiday luncheon. I'll

1669
01:34:24,479 --> 01:34:26,600
Speaker 1: be there. Don't forget, don't be late, because we we

1670
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:30,680
Speaker 1: we put we put a broom to the door so

1671
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:33,880
Speaker 1: no one can get out. Gluten free options, gluten free options.

1672
01:34:34,040 --> 01:34:36,160
Speaker 1: We did, Andrew, did you check and see if they

1673
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:39,160
Speaker 1: have gluten free options? We have gluten free cereal. You

1674
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:47,599
Speaker 1: can take it. They've got apples anyway, Well, marry marry Christmas.

1675
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:52,240
Speaker 1: Here's an apple. I'm having chicken parm. You know, brody

1676
01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:53,960
Speaker 1: chicken parm. You've had it in this place around on

1677
01:34:54,040 --> 01:35:00,720
Speaker 1: the bone, yes, yeah, all right, and yeah all right,

1678
01:35:01,479 --> 01:35:04,360
Speaker 1: so what are you looking at? Its laughing. I don't

1679
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:08,479
Speaker 1: know this whole rule. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's marriage

1680
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,680
Speaker 1: may have ended on good terms, but he said that

1681
01:35:10,760 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 1: if he had stayed, he probably wouldn't have been sober.

1682
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 1: He said, we ended up, We would have ended up

1683
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:18,720
Speaker 1: at each other's throats. He said, I would have still

1684
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:21,160
Speaker 1: been drinking. He says, part of why I started drinking

1685
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:24,960
Speaker 1: was because I felt like I was trapped. Oh yeah, god, yeah,

1686
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:26,880
Speaker 1: I mean I've always said if Gardner I'm not so

1687
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:30,640
Speaker 1: sure what he said. I was an alcoholic because I

1688
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,519
Speaker 1: was trapped in a relationship with Jennifer. I mean, you know,

1689
01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. She was pretty awesome and was pretty

1690
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:40,160
Speaker 1: awesome to him exactly. But you know, everybody's different than

1691
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:42,000
Speaker 1: they just didn't get along and whatever, but they are

1692
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:45,080
Speaker 1: on good terms and everything. Keep in mind sometimes we

1693
01:35:45,160 --> 01:35:48,760
Speaker 1: feel trapped in situations where we trap ourselves. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1694
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:52,120
Speaker 1: no offense. Yeah. Next. Billie Eilish has revealed that she

1695
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:55,160
Speaker 1: started watching porn when she was eleven to feel like

1696
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:57,320
Speaker 1: one of the guys, and she says it's something she

1697
01:35:57,439 --> 01:35:59,479
Speaker 1: really regrets as a as a woman. She says, I

1698
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:01,840
Speaker 1: think porn is a disgrace, but I used to watch

1699
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,320
Speaker 1: a lot of it, to be honest. But she obviously

1700
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:06,439
Speaker 1: wishes that she hadn't. She was talking to Howard Stern

1701
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:09,120
Speaker 1: about them. You know what, I don't understand porn. You know, look,

1702
01:36:09,160 --> 01:36:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm you know, a gay guy, so whatever. Yeah, but

1703
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:14,120
Speaker 1: you know, how do people really bark like dogs when

1704
01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:17,439
Speaker 1: they're doing that? Only in that I think it's category

1705
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:21,559
Speaker 1: you click on I'm not talking, Well, no, it's over

1706
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:26,559
Speaker 1: enthusiastic people who sound like they're yelping. All right, anyway back,

1707
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:29,800
Speaker 1: speaking of people who did things that they wish they

1708
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,280
Speaker 1: hadn't done, Selena Gomez. You know, she's been in the

1709
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:34,439
Speaker 1: industry since she was really really young, and she said

1710
01:36:34,439 --> 01:36:37,200
Speaker 1: she has been wearing makeup for years, and she says,

1711
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:39,560
Speaker 1: I really don't think that was good for me. She

1712
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:42,519
Speaker 1: said to L magazine. You're so young, and then you're

1713
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,280
Speaker 1: working and I have professionals doing my makeup and suddenly

1714
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:47,519
Speaker 1: I can look twenty five when I was only sixteen,

1715
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:50,200
Speaker 1: she said, And it was really kind of crazy. It's

1716
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,200
Speaker 1: a little creepy when I see that stuff. I'm like, well,

1717
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:56,280
Speaker 1: you're eleven. Yeah, I agree. I agree. So Shack is

1718
01:36:56,479 --> 01:36:58,639
Speaker 1: a big guy. We know, he was in here hanging

1719
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:01,080
Speaker 1: with us at one time, right tall. So he was

1720
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:03,960
Speaker 1: on Tuesday nights edition of T and t's NBA coverage

1721
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:07,360
Speaker 1: and he started by wearing this this big wig on

1722
01:37:07,479 --> 01:37:09,639
Speaker 1: his head because you know, he's bald, and the rest

1723
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:12,400
Speaker 1: of the crew was like, Shack, What's what's going on?

1724
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:16,439
Speaker 1: So eventually he takes the wig off and he showed

1725
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:19,200
Speaker 1: two huge band aids on top of his head, and

1726
01:37:19,360 --> 01:37:21,920
Speaker 1: apparently he tried to say a hawk swooped down and

1727
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:25,679
Speaker 1: attacked him. But that's not exactly what happened. He didn't

1728
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:28,360
Speaker 1: need stitches for what happened. They laughed at his injury,

1729
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:31,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, he had to wear the wig because of

1730
01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,080
Speaker 1: the two big bandaids, because of his scrape on top

1731
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:38,080
Speaker 1: of his It was worse. The wig was worse. Like

1732
01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:40,960
Speaker 1: I was on the phone with Alex, his mom starts laughing, like,

1733
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:45,240
Speaker 1: why's she laughing? You should shot his head. The whole

1734
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,200
Speaker 1: world was funny. Yeah, And Shakira is doing something pretty

1735
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:50,759
Speaker 1: cool over an NBC. She's giving us and she's starring

1736
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:53,919
Speaker 1: in executive producing this new show called Dancing with Myself.

1737
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:57,120
Speaker 1: She said, it's an empowering dance challenge by the network.

1738
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little different. There's gonna be these

1739
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:02,160
Speaker 1: isolated odds and you have a limited amount of time

1740
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:05,160
Speaker 1: to learn the dances. Then you have to take them

1741
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,400
Speaker 1: in front of the live audience, and of course you

1742
01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:09,479
Speaker 1: have to add your own flare to the routines and

1743
01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:11,080
Speaker 1: then the voting and you know how it goes. But

1744
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:12,720
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a different take on a

1745
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:16,400
Speaker 1: dance show. So that's coming soon. Seinfeldt seinfeld Oh my gosh,

1746
01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:18,439
Speaker 1: it was like Seinfeld on tonight with that's my head.

1747
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:22,439
Speaker 1: It is the s It is the Survivor season finale.

1748
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:25,240
Speaker 1: That's what I meant, the Mass Singer, the season finale

1749
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:27,599
Speaker 1: of that. Disney Pluts gives you a new episode of Hawkeye.

1750
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:31,720
Speaker 1: Netflix gives you a selling Tampa And of course, my

1751
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:35,080
Speaker 1: money's on the iHeartRadio jingle Ball, Yes, going down tonight

1752
01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:37,200
Speaker 1: on the CW network. Then they want to check that out.

1753
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:39,200
Speaker 1: And that is my Danielle report tonight. When you watch

1754
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:42,920
Speaker 1: the iHeart Radio jingle Ball on the CW, make sure

1755
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:46,839
Speaker 1: you watch A j R. They are fabulous, they're amazing

1756
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 1: and they're coming up next live from the Mercedes Bands

1757
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:57,800
Speaker 1: Interview Lounge. AJR is here. Well, A and R of

1758
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:02,559
Speaker 1: AJR are here and that's fine. Yes, that's cool. Hello Adam,

1759
01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:04,920
Speaker 1: Hi Ryan, thanks for being on the show today. How's

1760
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 1: it going well? I have to tell you Friday night

1761
01:39:07,479 --> 01:39:10,320
Speaker 1: at Magasin Square Garden, I don't think anyone got as

1762
01:39:10,439 --> 01:39:13,360
Speaker 1: much buzz from performance on stage as you guys. I

1763
01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:15,519
Speaker 1: don't know if you've heard that, but everyone's talking about it.

1764
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:18,840
Speaker 1: Oh that is so cool. It was. It was kind

1765
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:21,920
Speaker 1: of a life changing performance to be at MSG and

1766
01:39:22,439 --> 01:39:25,599
Speaker 1: see this enormous hometown crowd. It was pretty incredible when

1767
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:28,040
Speaker 1: you guys went and explained how you made one of

1768
01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:30,880
Speaker 1: your songs. My son, who's sixteen, said it was the

1769
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:32,720
Speaker 1: best moment of the night for him. He said, it

1770
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:35,280
Speaker 1: was so cool to that to have them, you know,

1771
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:38,599
Speaker 1: explain that and shared that with us. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah,

1772
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:41,800
Speaker 1: we love like behind the scenes of movies, Like we've

1773
01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:43,519
Speaker 1: watched the behind the scenes of Lord of the Rings

1774
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:45,720
Speaker 1: like a million times and it's made us love the

1775
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:48,639
Speaker 1: movie so much more so. I don't know, maybe seven

1776
01:39:48,720 --> 01:39:51,400
Speaker 1: years ago, we came up with this idea, let's theatrically

1777
01:39:51,479 --> 01:39:53,680
Speaker 1: break down how we produced one of our songs and

1778
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:56,040
Speaker 1: then build up to guessing what song it is. And

1779
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:58,120
Speaker 1: it's cool that you guys like that. And now I

1780
01:39:58,120 --> 01:39:59,800
Speaker 1: don't even know where to start all the stories from

1781
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,519
Speaker 1: that jingle Ball concert at the Garden. A really good

1782
01:40:02,560 --> 01:40:05,439
Speaker 1: friend of Mike Kim who's familiar with your music. I

1783
01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:09,320
Speaker 1: never really streamed it that much, but she totally totally

1784
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:11,160
Speaker 1: fell in love with you guys, and now you're her

1785
01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:12,920
Speaker 1: number one. You got to know, you have to know

1786
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:14,960
Speaker 1: that you really scored high. A lot of people love

1787
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,840
Speaker 1: your performance that night. It was pretty amazing. Oh thank you.

1788
01:40:18,920 --> 01:40:21,479
Speaker 1: Of course Jack is not with us. We were doing

1789
01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:24,560
Speaker 1: jingle Ball Philadelphia anyway, missed you guys because Jack is

1790
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:27,360
Speaker 1: sitting out. I'm sure it's COVID related, but we've all

1791
01:40:27,439 --> 01:40:29,920
Speaker 1: done it. We've all been there. It's like it's the

1792
01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:33,240
Speaker 1: world maneuvering through. But you guys have another show ready

1793
01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:35,680
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve. You'll be ready for Connecticut, right,

1794
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,680
Speaker 1: that's yeah. Normally when we tour, we do a tour

1795
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:41,360
Speaker 1: based on an album, and we'll do like the Okay

1796
01:40:41,439 --> 01:40:44,080
Speaker 1: Orchestra Tour or the Click Tour. But for this show

1797
01:40:44,240 --> 01:40:46,680
Speaker 1: and on New Year set at Foxwoods, we're doing something

1798
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:49,160
Speaker 1: a little different. We decided to do almost like a

1799
01:40:49,439 --> 01:40:51,800
Speaker 1: retrospective where we're playing a bunch of songs from old

1800
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:54,360
Speaker 1: albums and a new albums. So that's gonna be really

1801
01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:56,200
Speaker 1: fun for us to revisit the old stuff, but I

1802
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:58,759
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be fun for fans to hear stuff

1803
01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 1: that they haven't heard. And there's some songs, right, we

1804
01:41:01,439 --> 01:41:03,800
Speaker 1: haven't played in what like five years, I think, yeah,

1805
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,760
Speaker 1: so it should be a really fun show. I think

1806
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 1: I get an invitation for that, you guys, sitting out

1807
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:10,639
Speaker 1: these crazy invites for some show. Is that the one

1808
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:18,280
Speaker 1: did weet and maybe it's an online thing. It's like

1809
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:21,519
Speaker 1: at this like slickly produced thing you were doing. I

1810
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:25,800
Speaker 1: can't remember what it was. Oh yeah, So last year

1811
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:29,400
Speaker 1: we did a live stream called One Spectacular Night, which

1812
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:33,880
Speaker 1: is like a crazy produced How can we take everything

1813
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:35,960
Speaker 1: that we do on tour and amplify it to like

1814
01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:38,800
Speaker 1: level A thousand and what can we also do in

1815
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,760
Speaker 1: a live stream that we could never do on tour,

1816
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:43,599
Speaker 1: walking on lasers, things like that. And so we're doing

1817
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:46,720
Speaker 1: a re airing of that on December twenty sixth, which

1818
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:49,559
Speaker 1: is the one year anniversary. So even if you make

1819
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:51,720
Speaker 1: it out in Boxwoods, you can still participate in the

1820
01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:54,200
Speaker 1: show through a live stream on the twenty six Hey,

1821
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:55,759
Speaker 1: so we have an elephant in the room. Does anyone

1822
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:58,519
Speaker 1: want to talk to doctor Adam about his latest? His

1823
01:41:58,680 --> 01:42:02,080
Speaker 1: latest and greatest. Congratulations Doctor Adam. I think it's the

1824
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:04,800
Speaker 1: coolest thing ever. I have no idea how you're able

1825
01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:07,680
Speaker 1: to be part of an actual band and then get

1826
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:11,560
Speaker 1: a PhD. But props to you. That's amazing, Thank you.

1827
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:14,559
Speaker 1: I mean, it's been an incredible couple of years because

1828
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,560
Speaker 1: the whole thing was done basically from the back of

1829
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:20,160
Speaker 1: a tour bus. But I mean, like, like we've talked

1830
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:24,840
Speaker 1: about before, I need both that left brain right brain stimulation.

1831
01:42:24,960 --> 01:42:27,360
Speaker 1: It's important for me as a person. And it might

1832
01:42:27,479 --> 01:42:30,200
Speaker 1: sound weird, but I like being in school, so I

1833
01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:32,240
Speaker 1: think that's awesome. Is there Are you planning to do

1834
01:42:32,320 --> 01:42:37,000
Speaker 1: something with that degree? Like obviously outside of the music, Yeah,

1835
01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:39,760
Speaker 1: I already do a lot of stuff in politics and

1836
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:42,639
Speaker 1: in international relations. I do some work with the United

1837
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:45,400
Speaker 1: Nations and I was down in DC over the last

1838
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:48,040
Speaker 1: year a bunch of times, a little bit of consulting

1839
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:50,040
Speaker 1: on some of the legislation that's been passed over the

1840
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:52,960
Speaker 1: last year. So in addition to music, I really want

1841
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,840
Speaker 1: to make sure I'm giving back and fighting for social

1842
01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:58,240
Speaker 1: justice when I account nice. That's so cool. What did

1843
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:00,360
Speaker 1: I ask you on the carpet? I said, hey, can

1844
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:11,760
Speaker 1: you write us a prescription? Prescription in human rights? Exactly? Wrong? Wrong? Doctor? Well,

1845
01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,720
Speaker 1: that that is so cool. I know, Ryan, I'm sure

1846
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,479
Speaker 1: you and Jack are very proud of Adam. And now

1847
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:17,680
Speaker 1: are you insisting on being called doctor or are they?

1848
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:21,320
Speaker 1: Are we adding that alone? To watch what has happened

1849
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:24,800
Speaker 1: to Adam since he got this doctor is like, is unwatchable.

1850
01:43:24,840 --> 01:43:32,360
Speaker 1: He has gotten so snooty, insufferable, that's exactly the right word.

1851
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:36,200
Speaker 1: We've totally brampsed off from him. Sense. That is so

1852
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:39,479
Speaker 1: cool though, I mean, congratulations, Adam. That is wild. All right. Look,

1853
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:42,840
Speaker 1: this is Macy's wish List Wednesday. It's all about holiday

1854
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:44,920
Speaker 1: gift giving, this and that. And I'm sure even though

1855
01:43:44,920 --> 01:43:48,200
Speaker 1: you've already celebrated Hanaka, it's still the gift giving season.

1856
01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:52,360
Speaker 1: So if you're feeling giving, Macy's of course is always

1857
01:43:52,680 --> 01:43:54,800
Speaker 1: the place to go. If I had to like send

1858
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:58,479
Speaker 1: something through Macy's dot com over to your house, is today,

1859
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:01,280
Speaker 1: Adam Ryan, Like, what do you need? What's on your list?

1860
01:44:01,320 --> 01:44:04,439
Speaker 1: If you had a list going right now? Oh h, Adam,

1861
01:44:04,479 --> 01:44:07,599
Speaker 1: you just started the new uh Pokemon game on Switch? Right,

1862
01:44:07,840 --> 01:44:11,519
Speaker 1: You're you're suddenly a gamer now luckily a gamer. I

1863
01:44:11,680 --> 01:44:14,040
Speaker 1: was saving it for after I finished my PhD, and

1864
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,720
Speaker 1: now I'm doing the thing that's the most opposite of

1865
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:22,040
Speaker 1: a PhD. It's playing Pokemon on Switch. Sounds good? Now,

1866
01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:24,479
Speaker 1: what about you, Ryan? I have something there you would

1867
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:27,400
Speaker 1: like and I just came across it. There's this shower

1868
01:44:27,479 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 1: head that's also a massager, and I feel like you

1869
01:44:30,479 --> 01:44:33,200
Speaker 1: would really like that, like the water, is this like

1870
01:44:33,280 --> 01:44:36,599
Speaker 1: a massage? You can really have some fun with that. Yeah.

1871
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 1: We've never seen Line again say something missagulated, So yeah,

1872
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,960
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Ryan's taking his eighth shower of the day,

1873
01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:51,240
Speaker 1: very suspect. So Adam, Ryan, we're sitting around talking about

1874
01:44:51,240 --> 01:44:52,920
Speaker 1: what's on our Macy's wish list. As you know, if

1875
01:44:52,960 --> 01:44:55,000
Speaker 1: you can go to Macy's dot com slash wish list,

1876
01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:58,120
Speaker 1: make the list because Macy's has everything. I think. Adam,

1877
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna send you the Madden fuzzy quilted slippers. Yes,

1878
01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:07,639
Speaker 1: oh yeah nice? And uh let's see, Ryan, we're gonna

1879
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:11,639
Speaker 1: send you the eleven piece baking set. Oh absolutely, muffins,

1880
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:14,120
Speaker 1: thank you. What do you guys want? Danielle Gandhi. I

1881
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:18,000
Speaker 1: like them the wine toots from Thirsty Stone because I

1882
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:20,320
Speaker 1: never have anything to put my wine in when I'm

1883
01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:23,200
Speaker 1: bringing it someplace like a bring your own like restaurant

1884
01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:25,360
Speaker 1: or something, so that will be good. I like the

1885
01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:28,200
Speaker 1: breakfast gifts that Stonewall Kitchen has because you know, I'm

1886
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,000
Speaker 1: trying to cook more and that's going to help me out.

1887
01:45:30,439 --> 01:45:32,559
Speaker 1: I want the lip sets for Mac and Esti Lauder.

1888
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well look all the best of you guys.

1889
01:45:39,439 --> 01:45:42,080
Speaker 1: Please give Jack our best and thank you for lighting

1890
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:44,360
Speaker 1: up the stage at the Garden and thanks for being

1891
01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:46,920
Speaker 1: on the show today. We appreciate it amazing. Thank you

1892
01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:50,960
Speaker 1: for having me. All right, Adam Ryan take care. Thanks guys,

1893
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,839
Speaker 1: Thank you. So here's what you do. Check out Macy's

1894
01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:56,639
Speaker 1: dot com slash wish list. Build your own wish list

1895
01:45:56,840 --> 01:45:59,000
Speaker 1: for all your gifting needs. It really helps get it

1896
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:01,200
Speaker 1: together because a lot of us are just so all

1897
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:04,439
Speaker 1: over the place organized with Macy's dot com slash wish list.

1898
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:06,960
Speaker 1: And once you do that, go to Macy's dot com

1899
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:10,400
Speaker 1: slash believe. Write that letter to Santa because every letter

1900
01:46:10,479 --> 01:46:13,200
Speaker 1: submitted to Santa Online, Macy's will donate a dollar to

1901
01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:16,040
Speaker 1: the Make a Wish Foundation, helping grant wishes for kids

1902
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:19,400
Speaker 1: who are fighting critical illnesses. Again, Macy's dot com slash

1903
01:46:19,439 --> 01:46:22,320
Speaker 1: wish List, and of course Macy's dot com slash Believe.

1904
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:28,639
Speaker 1: Hello literal Louis, what do you want for Christmas? This year?

1905
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:40,200
Speaker 1: I rarely run to Karacca Nurse Paul Yes in the

1906
01:46:40,280 --> 01:46:45,439
Speaker 1: Morning Show, Hey it's Gary Jones. State Farm is the

1907
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:47,760
Speaker 1: real deal? When it comes to Carnholme Insurance. They well

1908
01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:50,240
Speaker 1: for personalized service and an award winning easy to use

1909
01:46:50,320 --> 01:46:52,439
Speaker 1: mobile app, just part of what makes their rates so

1910
01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:55,320
Speaker 1: surprisingly great. So when you want the real deal, like

1911
01:46:55,479 --> 01:46:58,559
Speaker 1: a good neighbor, state farm is there. It's Elvis and Danielle.

1912
01:46:58,640 --> 01:47:01,800
Speaker 1: Holiday shopping. I'm to start. It's all about gifts for

1913
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:05,040
Speaker 1: fifty dollars and under it Macy's. You've seen everything they have, right, Danielle,

1914
01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:07,160
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yes, some of my friends like the

1915
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:09,720
Speaker 1: entire family to dress up in the same pajamas and

1916
01:47:09,880 --> 01:47:13,320
Speaker 1: they have those pajama sets for the entire family, baking sets,

1917
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:15,519
Speaker 1: air priors. They got you covered at Macy's dot com

1918
01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:17,960
Speaker 1: slash wish list. And don't forget to write a letter

1919
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:20,680
Speaker 1: to Santa. It's Macy's dot com slash Believe. For every letter,

1920
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:23,240
Speaker 1: Macy's donates one dollar to the Make a Wish Foundation

1921
01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:26,080
Speaker 1: up to a million dollars. Happy Holidays at Macy's dot

1922
01:47:26,080 --> 01:47:34,280
Speaker 1: com slash wish lists. In the morning, he says, you know,

1923
01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:36,080
Speaker 1: every time we have a holiday party or any kind

1924
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:39,200
Speaker 1: of gathering involving our family, our team here, I come

1925
01:47:39,280 --> 01:47:41,840
Speaker 1: up with a list of rules because we have the

1926
01:47:41,960 --> 01:47:44,680
Speaker 1: need for rules with this group, right, I've decided to

1927
01:47:44,760 --> 01:47:49,880
Speaker 1: suspend all rules for today's party. We are rulests, no rules,

1928
01:47:50,040 --> 01:47:53,559
Speaker 1: topless and rule lists. So, yeah, we all gathered for lunch.

1929
01:47:53,560 --> 01:47:55,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna lock the doors. We bought the restaurant out.

1930
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:59,200
Speaker 1: It's just us. Uh Froggy's wife Lisas just appeared. Wait

1931
01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:01,400
Speaker 1: where his uncle jo? Uncle Johnny, don't forget to come

1932
01:48:01,439 --> 01:48:06,639
Speaker 1: to the luncheon today. Wow, I haven't forgot. Oh my god. Wow,

1933
01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:12,439
Speaker 1: he's ready to Rollbody's coming in hot, coming in coffee.

1934
01:48:12,720 --> 01:48:16,160
Speaker 1: What I'm having my zam booker and coffee before I

1935
01:48:16,479 --> 01:48:18,719
Speaker 1: hop in the shower and put my hair and teeth

1936
01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:22,519
Speaker 1: on a right? Okay, good, So you must be a

1937
01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:25,680
Speaker 1: special occasion. We're getting both hair and teeth. Yeah. Are

1938
01:48:25,720 --> 01:48:28,599
Speaker 1: you getting it all today? I know, Uncle Johnny. Yeah,

1939
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:31,200
Speaker 1: we're all gathering. No, and we're locking the doors. Uncle Johnny,

1940
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:34,479
Speaker 1: So no rules today, you just let it all hang out.

1941
01:48:37,080 --> 01:48:40,760
Speaker 1: It all hangs in. I can't get it out. Yeah

1942
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:48,519
Speaker 1: that's right. His inverted piece forgot about that, hey, Johnny. Okay,

1943
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:51,200
Speaker 1: So today's the day and we have surprises. That's a

1944
01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:54,400
Speaker 1: big party. We have a first special guest or two

1945
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:59,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. Okay you want me to say, uh,

1946
01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:02,360
Speaker 1: not yet, hey, but we'll see you at eleven o'clock.

1947
01:49:02,439 --> 01:49:05,640
Speaker 1: You have the address, right, yes, I gotta. I got

1948
01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:08,599
Speaker 1: the address and everything I see there at eleven. All right, sweetheart,

1949
01:49:08,600 --> 01:49:12,799
Speaker 1: we love you, I love you guys, you two uncle Johnny,

1950
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:15,880
Speaker 1: We love you. My bye. So we had a little problem,

1951
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:19,599
Speaker 1: a little issue with one of the guests. Where's Andrew

1952
01:49:20,120 --> 01:49:24,720
Speaker 1: my assistant Andrew See okay, so as you know our

1953
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:28,760
Speaker 1: business partner David Katz, Yeah, yeah you don't we we

1954
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,639
Speaker 1: we wanted him to be at the party today. Okay.

1955
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:35,439
Speaker 1: So I said to Andrew, I said, Andrew on the list?

1956
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:37,800
Speaker 1: Where's David Cats? Oh? Right here, it's number seven. Okay,

1957
01:49:38,120 --> 01:49:41,120
Speaker 1: so okay, he's on the list. Yes, So I said, great, done,

1958
01:49:42,120 --> 01:49:45,920
Speaker 1: and yeah. Then I was like, oh, okay, I'm gonna

1959
01:49:45,960 --> 01:49:49,080
Speaker 1: send out the infight and you said, no, I'm going

1960
01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:51,720
Speaker 1: to send the infight. Well no, well yeah, what I

1961
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:56,040
Speaker 1: what you told me I said was, oh, I'm having

1962
01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:58,800
Speaker 1: a conversation with David Kats later. I'll just ask him then,

1963
01:49:58,960 --> 01:50:01,719
Speaker 1: m and I kind of vaguely through the fog sort

1964
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:04,439
Speaker 1: to remember that. Now. Yeah, but so I never ever

1965
01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:10,080
Speaker 1: invited it, and Andrew didn't invite him. Sorry, So he

1966
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:13,479
Speaker 1: sends a text to Andrew. What did it say? It said, Uh,

1967
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:18,759
Speaker 1: was this an oversight? I know, yeah, because he always

1968
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:22,880
Speaker 1: comes every year and it was well, okay, so I

1969
01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:25,160
Speaker 1: am going to for the first time in my life,

1970
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:28,400
Speaker 1: do you have some sort of not a drum world,

1971
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:32,040
Speaker 1: but some sort of fanfare. I'm about to admit something

1972
01:50:32,080 --> 01:50:35,439
Speaker 1: on the record. This all right. You've never heard me

1973
01:50:35,520 --> 01:50:38,200
Speaker 1: say this ever, and this is my gift to you.

1974
01:50:40,080 --> 01:50:46,479
Speaker 1: It was me. I made a mistake, Alex Carr, are

1975
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:52,280
Speaker 1: you listening. I remember I made a mistake. I do.

1976
01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:55,880
Speaker 1: I do know in the foggy, foggy forest in the

1977
01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:59,040
Speaker 1: back of my brain that I told you I was

1978
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 1: going to mention it to him. Yes, and I could

1979
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:04,200
Speaker 1: easily say, but you never followed up with me. Yeah,

1980
01:51:04,439 --> 01:51:06,120
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna say that. Yeah. I like your

1981
01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:11,640
Speaker 1: version better. I made a mistake. I want everyone to know,

1982
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:13,720
Speaker 1: mister Missus America and all the ships at sea, it's

1983
01:51:13,760 --> 01:51:19,120
Speaker 1: very important that you understand that. I Elvis Duran fed up.

1984
01:51:19,320 --> 01:51:22,880
Speaker 1: All right, Okay? Is he driving in? Is he coming now?

1985
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:26,240
Speaker 1: He can't? You want to know something about David. That

1986
01:51:26,360 --> 01:51:28,840
Speaker 1: is glorious David Cats. Yes, David Kats. He is the

1987
01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:32,040
Speaker 1: only person who called me on my birthday to say

1988
01:51:32,120 --> 01:51:34,640
Speaker 1: happy birthday. But when I answered, he said, damn, I

1989
01:51:34,760 --> 01:51:36,160
Speaker 1: was really hoping you would answer, and I could just

1990
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:42,320
Speaker 1: leave a message. David Kats on a cracker right there anyway,

1991
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:45,040
Speaker 1: So so David won't be there, that means Brodie, that's

1992
01:51:45,120 --> 01:51:47,760
Speaker 1: extra chicken parm you can take home. I'm glad you

1993
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:51,439
Speaker 1: forgot him. I didn't forget him. I just forgot to

1994
01:51:51,520 --> 01:51:53,680
Speaker 1: invite him for the palm. I love him exactly. So

1995
01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm in a mistake here on December fifteenth, at nine

1996
01:51:59,240 --> 01:52:05,280
Speaker 1: sixteen East Coast time. First mistake. No, this is not

1997
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:07,840
Speaker 1: his first mistakes. His first mistake, he's admitting to. There's

1998
01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:13,559
Speaker 1: a huge difference there. Shots fired off with his head.

1999
01:52:15,600 --> 01:52:24,840
Speaker 1: Oh well there was the day I hired you. There

2000
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:29,400
Speaker 1: was two mistakes. Well tell you the mistake you made,

2001
01:52:29,439 --> 01:52:31,479
Speaker 1: Froggy is inviting your wife Lisa up to New York.

2002
01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:35,160
Speaker 1: Now she's going shopping with Danielle today and the entire

2003
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:39,040
Speaker 1: gross city municipal product levels are gonna go up, if

2004
01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:41,640
Speaker 1: there's such a thing. Yeah, when Lisa's in town, they

2005
01:52:41,680 --> 01:52:43,680
Speaker 1: go shopping heavy duty. I'm telling you, when we got

2006
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:46,000
Speaker 1: here yesterday, I have never seen a person get to

2007
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:48,160
Speaker 1: the hotel, drop their bags, get in a car, and

2008
01:52:48,240 --> 01:52:51,599
Speaker 1: get to Macy's faster. That is Lisa's. It is her kryptonite.

2009
01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:54,200
Speaker 1: She she has to go to Macy's every single time

2010
01:52:54,240 --> 01:52:57,559
Speaker 1: we're here. This Macy's is special, and the one here

2011
01:52:57,640 --> 01:53:01,120
Speaker 1: in the city. The decorations and the it's just so nice.

2012
01:53:01,640 --> 01:53:04,560
Speaker 1: It's beautiful in the Holiday Lane area up on the

2013
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:06,920
Speaker 1: ninth and you know, from the gay point of view,

2014
01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:09,599
Speaker 1: it's where Anti Maine sold Roller's case to the kids.

2015
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:13,400
Speaker 1: And also that that's so Lisa. You guys are hitting

2016
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:16,360
Speaker 1: your mics on there. You're you're hitting Bryant Park, the

2017
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:20,479
Speaker 1: Winter Village. Yes, I'm so excited. I love it. That's

2018
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:22,760
Speaker 1: my favorite. That's my second favorite from you don't say

2019
01:53:22,840 --> 01:53:24,519
Speaker 1: if you're not from New York in the New York area,

2020
01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:27,640
Speaker 1: do a google on Bryant Park Winter Village in New

2021
01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:30,920
Speaker 1: York City and you'll wish you were with them today. Wait,

2022
01:53:31,040 --> 01:53:33,200
Speaker 1: and the weather is going to be beautiful to me,

2023
01:53:33,760 --> 01:53:37,040
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go? Because if you were, I was

2024
01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:39,080
Speaker 1: going to go because I just announced there's no rules

2025
01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:41,120
Speaker 1: at our party, so I'm probably gonna have a cocktailer too.

2026
01:53:42,120 --> 01:53:46,360
Speaker 1: You don't need me loose in the city. I will say.

2027
01:53:46,439 --> 01:53:49,320
Speaker 1: There are so many unique kiosks that winter village. You

2028
01:53:49,400 --> 01:53:53,200
Speaker 1: can get all your Christmas shopping done totally, so many

2029
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:55,960
Speaker 1: great things, and you're walking through wint a question. I

2030
01:53:55,960 --> 01:54:00,920
Speaker 1: don't want any crap from that place. You unique vendors

2031
01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:04,320
Speaker 1: that make their own stop. They call it arts and craft.

2032
01:54:04,479 --> 01:54:07,360
Speaker 1: My dad used to call him arts and crap. My

2033
01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:09,880
Speaker 1: favorite local artist at a winter village, and then I

2034
01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:11,800
Speaker 1: stalked her until I was able to afford a piece.

2035
01:54:12,360 --> 01:54:14,559
Speaker 1: I take that back. A bunch of village is beautiful,

2036
01:54:14,560 --> 01:54:16,639
Speaker 1: beautiful things. You guys are gonna have a great day.

2037
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:19,240
Speaker 1: When we came here, I had to put Lisa's boots

2038
01:54:19,280 --> 01:54:20,760
Speaker 1: in my suitcase. I had to make room in my

2039
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:22,800
Speaker 1: suit case for Lisa's stuff. So there is no room

2040
01:54:22,800 --> 01:54:24,920
Speaker 1: in your suitcase to go home. So there's no room

2041
01:54:24,960 --> 01:54:26,439
Speaker 1: in myso case. So how are you going to get

2042
01:54:26,479 --> 01:54:32,400
Speaker 1: anything home? There's shipping, there's scottis has to me wait

2043
01:54:32,680 --> 01:54:35,520
Speaker 1: another soon came. My favorite day was last night. Lisa's

2044
01:54:35,560 --> 01:54:37,960
Speaker 1: texting me, Hey, could you bring me sneakers? So that

2045
01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:40,360
Speaker 1: we could walk around. Hey, I need another pair of boots.

2046
01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:42,400
Speaker 1: Could you bring me boots? I'm I'm like looking at

2047
01:54:42,480 --> 01:54:47,320
Speaker 1: this guy. Did she not pack? He goes, Yeah, she

2048
01:54:47,360 --> 01:54:50,480
Speaker 1: didn't pack enough stuff, so she needs to borrow your stuff. Fall. Yes.

2049
01:54:53,440 --> 01:54:55,879
Speaker 1: Every year they come up with a list of toys

2050
01:54:56,000 --> 01:54:59,720
Speaker 1: to avoid this Christmas because there's too dangerous. And when

2051
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:02,960
Speaker 1: you're a kid, you know there are things you need

2052
01:55:03,040 --> 01:55:04,440
Speaker 1: your mom and dad to look out for you. But

2053
01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:05,880
Speaker 1: your mom and mom and dad and dad are just

2054
01:55:05,960 --> 01:55:08,800
Speaker 1: mom or just dad. Yeah, let's represent all families. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the teenage murder ninja hornets? Is that real? Horny horny hippos?

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Speaker 1: Have you seen that? Because they're very dangerous. Do not

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Speaker 1: aggressive tickle me? R Kelly, Oh that one want? The one,

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Speaker 1: you know, the one I don't want my kid to

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Speaker 1: play with is raggedy ann and Hannity the Fisher Price

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Speaker 1: malfunctioning carbon monoxide detector. To add one of those where

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Speaker 1: have you been straight? Nate? I had a three two

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Speaker 1: four two translation he had to do number two? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell him why you called it? The three two four

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Speaker 1: two The code to the fourth floor bathroom where where

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Speaker 1: nobody goes? Three two four two there was Nate three

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Speaker 1: two four two, oh understood? Can't wait for lunch today?

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Speaker 1: I'm starving? No rules? No rules means what what could

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Speaker 1: possibly happen today at our holiday lunch? Um? I feel

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Speaker 1: like some really scandalous photos will probably be taken. I

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Speaker 1: can see people sticking things in weird places like always

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Speaker 1: diamond diamond, Okay, all right, no rules. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have a cocktail today. Who's that that different than

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Speaker 1: any other day? Touche straight, Nate? Who was to hear

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Speaker 1: a nice, good old holiday song? What do we want

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Speaker 1: to hear? Well, okay, we do have Melikiki mark with

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? And what else? What else is there? Who

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Speaker 1: put the stuff? The angel? Yeah? Well about Jimmy Fallon

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Speaker 1: in theory, that's a good song. Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon

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Speaker 1: song We're loving. And then we just play the entire

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Speaker 1: justin help, that's always good, play the entire thing. Don't

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Speaker 1: start to finish, maybe miburto. We haven't played the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Do we even have it? I don't know. Don't we

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Speaker 1: don't hear that? Damn it? I got one for you?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, here it comes? Something's about? Shall we yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh yes, May it takes this one solo for a second. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Christmas time, busy, happy leaves, but for all that children

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Speaker 1: call the favorite time of you. Sing it Danielle Magazine

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Speaker 1: to try everywhere, ordered times and heated frocks of the

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Speaker 1: b dreams to wolshir do it, gondy fly bells, cyrus

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Speaker 1: beauty ever you'll type file the fireside, joyful bog Christmas stroke.

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Speaker 1: We could always see such spirit slip. That's a bridge.

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Speaker 1: We do want to take this time to say we

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Speaker 1: love you. Merry Christmas. Two You and yours always ask

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Speaker 1: you and yours? What my what? Slave bells in the

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Speaker 1: You're scary slow, scaryure frenature, every oh my god, your

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Speaker 1: wife is so bad? Another first enjoyed? Okay, Nate, can

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Speaker 1: you do that one? Do that one first time? By

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Speaker 1: a first? Yes, come by the first. All right, we

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Speaker 1: enjoyed me altogether. Christmas time please try, Oh god, we

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Speaker 1: could always see that a spirit true. The holidays start

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Speaker 1: those lights on the train, are you going to wrap

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Speaker 1: them in your neck? Stop? Boston boy ball? Happy holidays

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Speaker 1: from Elvi Storian in the Morning Show. Oh the gift

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Speaker 1: always wanted to learn? You're like, well, I guess I could.

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Speaker 1: You know, let's go online to YouTube and look at no. No,

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Speaker 1: perfected it to the point where they're now a superstar

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Speaker 1: Bobby Brown. Yep. Oh my gosh, she's right there. It's

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